Speaker 1: I'll start to you to present some off the bench
with Jacob Hester and T.
Speaker 2: Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, off the bench with Jacob
Hester and T.
Speaker 1: Bob Abertitch.
Speaker 3: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's going on? You all walking back to TP
still reacting, uh, still digesting the news that Bo Davis
Bo did leaving the LSU Tigers go to the Neworleonan Saints.
The more I think about it from Coach David's perspective,
it continues to make more and more sense. I'm granted, granted,
I think it's hard to see that he would get
more than one five. Uh, but I mean it's not
hard to believe that he probably at least got one,
maybe one five. Maybe he did get more. But at
the end of the day, the quality of life for
an NFL position coach is just much higher than that
of a college position coach. With the context of here's
a guy in Bo Davis that has watched the college
football world transform underneath him, and it's just I'm not
saying one is better or worse, but everything from the
attitude of the players, how they're compensated, not again, not better,
or worse, but vastly different, starkly different. And if you
come up in one thing, sometimes it's hard to adjust.
You know, some guys are into it, they can, some
try their best and they do and then maybe they
finally get sick of it, which are probably the bone
of that category. Uh. And then it's like, okay, well,
then you got to find the young guys that have
come up knowing this, because those are the ones who
are maybe going to best operate in this, in this
in this current setting. But yeah, I don't find it
surprising that he had maybe become a bit unenamored with
college coaching. Also, Like I mean, you in college that long.
The NFL hasn't allure. We're all human, we all have ambition,
we all have pride, we have ego, we want to
be on the biggest stages of our respective careers or
you know, the highest levels. And so yes, coaching in
the NFL is the highest form of football coaching. So again,
it makes a ton of sense for Bo Davis personally,
even if it's not going to make any LSU fans
any happier with uh. With Mickey Loomis. Speaking of Mickey Loomis,
he addressed the media at the NFL Combine and said
about Derek Carr quote, I think we feel like we've
got a guy we can win with, and we're excited
about that. It's about as tepid of an endorsement as
I could, right, but still an endorsement. Nonetheless, letting you
know that Derek Carr will be the New Orleans Saints
quarterback next year.
Speaker 4: I think I feel yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: I feel right. I think I feel I.
Speaker 2: Feel like I can still bench press a lot of weight,
and then I get under it and I realize I can't.
Speaker 1: Hey, Tata two twenty five six times, it's pre damn strong.
Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 1: I don't think the average person could walk under two
twenty five and do it once.
Speaker 4: Much else said they couldn't.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean do you even lift? It was, uh, yeah,
like you do, like you lift weights. I didn't know that.
I don't think twice a week. Oh you go twice
a week. Impressive, dude. I'm I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: I wish I was an everyday guy. I'm not. I'm
just guys.
Speaker 1: That's an old Uh. It's one of the Paul brothers.
Had a song everyday guy or something. You ever hear
that it's.
Speaker 3: Awful never mind doesn't matter as in like Logan or Jake. Yes, yes,
that sounds like it would be awful. I have to
hear it.
Speaker 1: You do need to hear it. It's no landlaw, but
it is an earworth but what is or No, it's
every day bro. That was the song. Awful song anyway,
So shout out to Taytayre's here's the problem here, Okay,
here's the deal on Derek Carr. Unfortunately, this move makes
the most sense. But I do not say that as
a stamp of approval because I think this. I think
this move makes the most sense. But what it does
is reinforce how badly Mickey Loomis in the front office
has screwed this up. Right to have a guy here
that you are so committed to financially, and it's not
just because his contract, Because his contract in and of
itself again not the craziest, a bit of an over commitment,
you could argue, maybe maybe not, but not the crazy
But it's his contract combined with the context of the
cap as a whole. Right, So everything's been so poorly
managed that yes, this move makes the most sense. They
are keeping Derek Carr, and this is a sign of
a bad front office. They're not keeping Derek Carr because
they want to keep Derek Carr. They're keeping Derek Carr
because they have to keep Derek Carr combined with because
of the deal that Looma has made with Carr himself
and all the other deals and misses and whatnot. So
Derek Carr going to be You're Saints quarterback in twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 4: Now, t Bob.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is not likely to happen because of
the money that they've already you know, given car and
we know what the number is and all that. If
you're going to keep him, but there is no rule
that says that Spencer Ratler can't beat him out for
the job. Now, it's not likely again, but we've seen
it happen before in the NFL. We have seen a
quarterback that got paid and the young guy just beats
him out.
Speaker 4: I mean, look at it in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Kirk Cousins like his number and how big his number is.
And you know, there's some reports that maybe they're okay
with bringing him back. We'll see if that ends up. Happening.
But it's Michael Penix's team. And I know Spencer Ratler
wasn't the first round pick like Pennix, But I'm just
saying just because you make more money if it is
if it is a situation where they're like, we can't
not play Spencer Rattler either because he's been so good,
our car has been so.
Speaker 4: Bad in camp. That can't happen in the NFL. It
doesn't happen often.
Speaker 2: But you know it's not just in absolute said Derek Carr,
because he's on the roster, is going to be the quarterback.
Speaker 1: So the problem there though, is that we haven't really
seen anything for Spencer Ratler that would make me feel that.
And you mentioned the difference between Rattler. I mean that's
one difference. Also, Cousins objectively played way worse than Car
eighteen touchdowns of sixteen picks. Last year. Car was fifteen
to five. Now, I know Car stats are a bit misleading,
empty a remember all that sort of stuff, and and
and it doesn't come in the context of what like
I get, I get all of this, but I just
do not see Spencer Rattler passing up Derek Carr like
now now, maybe they're close and you're like, Okay, maybe
they're in camp they seem close, or Derek Carr takes
a step back because of age, and or maybe Ratler's
just way better than he looked at times last year.
But that that would seem highly unlikely to me, that
that Spencer Rattler would would pass up would pass up
Derek Carr.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, but I mean, we have seen it
play out before, and gosh, I mean you would hope
that it would happen, honestly, because if it did happen,
that would probably mean that Spencer Rattler went out there
and and earned it.
Speaker 4: But look, there's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of other quarterbacks that you could have on this
roster that I think make so much more sense than
Derek Carr.
Speaker 4: Like there was an ESPN dot com.
Speaker 2: Article yesterday about Justin Fields possibly being a shance quarterback,
right and I know that they just commit like no
offense though, But like Mickey Loomis's word doesn't mean anything,
Like it doesn't not in February in Indianapolis, Like it
doesn't mean anything right now, Like that can just be
a placeholder. It's not like we haven't heard people get
up on the podium, and I don't you know, maybe
they're lying, maybe they're not, or maybe they just don't
know right now and they're just giving you what you
want to hear.
Speaker 4: So it's not one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And I start to think about it, I'm like, you
know what, and so Fields has a club option, I
believe with the Steelers, so maybe you would have to
trade for him.
Speaker 4: Maybe they deny that, and maybe you could sign him.
Speaker 2: But if I'm sitting here and I'm like, you know
what Jalen heard Saquon Barkley, what would kind of be
the great value version of that Justin Fields and AKA
like that would be And that's not thee like slides
at ak. I'm just saying, like, at this point in
his career, he's still a really good running back. But
it's not say Kwon Barkley. Well, Justin Fields has some
Jalen Hurts traits. Could Keller Moore running back? And now
the offensive line would have to be improved. Now you've
put a lot of stock into this offensive line, they
would have to go up because the Eagles offensive line
is so good.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, you know what for a Keller Moore
offense that we just saw.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't hate Justin Fields and Alvin Kamara, and depending
on who you add as a running back, we talked
about maybe Ashton Genty being the pick at number nine.
Just think if you had that combination with what More
just did, was you know, somewhat of a similar skill
set in quarterback and running back, I could get way
more excited about the possibility of that than running it
back with Derek Carr.
Speaker 1: So I think the problem there is is the problem
why despite the fact that resigning car is a is
a pr disaster, he's not enough of a playing disaster
to warrant I think the money issues that would arise
if you were to move on for him, because there's
just no good way to move on.
Speaker 2: I mean, and if that's the case, then just be
ready for another seven to win best season.
Speaker 4: And that's what the Saints have to be okay with.
They have to know that.
Speaker 1: I think that's going to be their stealing with Derek
Carr quarterback. I think that's their ceiling with Justin Fields
in quarterback. I think it's their ceiling with.
Speaker 2: Sincer with that, I think because I think you would
have to I'm not saying they would win twelve games.
Speaker 4: But I think it would be different enough.
Speaker 2: And Kellamore just had success with a similar combination where
you could hide some of your deficiencies with that style
of quarterback, where you can't really do it with Derek
Carr because Derek Carr needs a clean pocket, he needs
really good receivers to go help him out, right, But
if you kind of get this offense together, you get
some of your receivers back and they're healthy, they're good
enough to be the pieces that we're talking about, and
you kind of hide some of those deficiencies if you
have a quarterback that you know has the ability to
create on his own.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, But I don't think Fields has really been
any good either in the NFL. I mean, I do
get a different skill set thing combined with the context
of Morse offense last year, But then I also, like you,
like you alluded pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good last year at the beginning with the Steelers,
But I mean, I'm not saying he's Jalen Hurts by
any means.
Speaker 4: That's why I said great value.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, no. And it's also like the other thing
you alluded to, right, is the offensive line, the defensive
line like, that's maybe the best Philly roster we've it's
Philly rosters with the best rosters we've seen in recent
NFL memory. I think I think that you just have
to swallow the bitter pill deal with Carr quarterback, and
that will allow you to make maybe a couple of
free agents signings, not big signings, but maybe add a
couple of pieces that could be pieces going forward into
a larger rebuild. What I am a little worried about, though, Jake,
is I think even if you keep Derek Carr, I
think you're still going to have to restructure him. So
I don't think you want him counting for the full
fifty million against cap this year, which means adding voidable
years and putting off money into the future, which means
almost no matter what that at some point, likely next year,
whenever you will be paying you know, you will have
Derek Carr not on the team and probably count for
like ten million against the cap. Like you're not gonna
let him play at that full number this year, and
that is a bit frustrating. But again, I think this
makes the most sense, and I do not use that
as a stamp of approval. I use that as a
point of condemnation about how mismanaged everything has been from
the cap to this contract draft everything. So in all
likelihood not a guarantee, but like September, Derek Carr going
to be I mean, hey, you know, like if you
want to go glass that fall. That's a great thing
about a new football season. It's been like Schrodinger's Cat.
You know, I'm gonna argue the Cats a lot because
you got a new coach, Kellen Moore, and he's a
good quarterbacks coach and he's gonna be able to make
the most of what Derek Carr has left to offer.
So you can choose to believe that if if you
want to mm hmm, good team, All right, Jakie, Well, uh,
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Speaker 6: Look at this shirt I got my wife got me
for Disney.
Speaker 3: Yeah how many? How many times are you going to
do that in Disney?
Speaker 1: Say what if I did a whole segment? Just just
can we do it?
Speaker 3: Last segment of the hours is a little shorter.
Speaker 7: Have you seen that viral video of the e Wok
on Good Morning America and he starts like humping the
guy's legs.
Speaker 1: Is it like an old video? Like is it Warren
Davis or is it just a random little person in
a It's just like.
Speaker 8: A random It's just like it's so funny.
Speaker 7: Okay, let me try to find it so we can
love that because it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: How would I do it?
Speaker 8: Sorry it, I'm about to put it in the dock.
Speaker 1: Okay, tailor you're ready to bring it. That's really funny.
Speaker 8: We don't have to play it right now, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Chewbacca gap Snookie, I know, I don't know. They also
have a Yoda one that I think I'm gonna buy.
It's all black and it's just got a giant like
half Yoda face.
Speaker 8: Do the whole segment in Yoda Talk.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with their car.
Speaker 6: You are about once you're accepting that is the path
to enlightenment.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, true, I'm probably I don't know.
It's probably between me and Jake, the biggest Derek Carr
hater in the room. Yeah, you kind of have me
a little convinced.
Speaker 1: I mean again, I'm not. I don't think I'm not.
I'm not even doing like the nuts on the line
top twelve sarcastic tongue in cheek argument. But if we
remove our emotion there objectively, is not a better option,
is all I think I'm trying to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got damn point though, Like we were talking
about this during break a little bit, right, Like people
hate Derek Carr so much that they kind of saw
what they wanted to with Spencer Rattler, And let me explain, Like, yes,
everybody's going to everyone's going to say Spencer Rattler had
nothing around him. That is true. Alive and Rashid were hurt,
Kamara was in and out of lineup, You had a
makeshift offensive line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, exactly.
Speaker 3: There were a lot of throws out there that were
entirely on Spencer Rattler, no question about it. Like did
he have a lot to work with? No, I don't
think he did himself a ton of favors. So like
to your point, like you can't win with Carr, you're
probably not winning with Ratler either. Guys, If you cut
Derek Carr, which a lot of people wanted to do.
You have a fifty one million dollar dead gap hit
this year. That's something you're gonna have to take one.
You're not winning with him, you're not winning without it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I I yes, yes, And And the thing
about Rattler is he had this weird thing where and
this is a part actually this is not weird. This
is I think a part of being a young quarterback
trying to make it in this league where he'd have
like a real like the Tampa game, great first half,
it's making crazy throws, he's locked in, and then whatever
happened at halftime, he just disappears and you saw that
a few times. Great, that's a young quarterback thing. But no,
objectively and whatever, if you want Rattler to be the guy,
it's better for him to have to beat out Derek Carr.
Like if he does go and he takes a massive
leap and cars older and he takes a step back
and he beats out Derek Car. Well, that's fine, that's good,
But I don't think you just want to give Rattler
the job. And on the Justin Fields front wall, I
do love that from just like an excitement standpoint, Taylor
told me something truly shocking that over the last four years,
Justin Fields has forty four fumbles. Forty four.
Speaker 3: I had to I mean, me and me and Moose
were talking about this yesterday team. But when I tell you,
I had to check three different places because I was like, no, way,
is this right? It's correct? He has forty four fumbles.
He had twelve, sixteen, ten and six last year in
six games. And again that's not the fumbles that he
lost doesn't matter. But it doesn't matter because it kills
the play. Anyways, Bro, if.
Speaker 1: You fumble twice as a running back, you don't play
the rest of the year.
Speaker 3: No lot of people are gonna say, totally threw one
pick in six games. So he had six fumbles in
six games.
Speaker 1: Bro, it's on a real dann He'll bash them. Relax
the oh here here was gan g f n RS.
I don't. I don't know what that stands for. I
apologize something bad, says nerd overload t Bob calls people
nerds is a bad thing. Yet he's the biggest nerd
on earth. Lol. I mean, so to be fair, I
do do this, I say freaking nerd all the time, right,
which proves a couple of things, first, the duality of man.
And secondly, uh, you know, the F word is the
only word that can be used as every single part
of speech, and that's not even well, that's actually maybe
a separate conference. Let's say this. Uh, something can be
when I was growing up, could be sick, like that's awesome,
or like I'm sick. That sucks, right something, Oh that's bad, man,
that's cold, that's bad, or is it actually bad? Actually cold?
In that same way, nerd can be a loving term
of endearment, right, Like like when I was at media
Road this super Bowl, to me, that was a bunch
of football nerds, Like it was the same thing as
Comic Con, just with people. And that's what a lot
of NFL stadiums are on Sunday, a bunch of football nerds,
like people who dress up and everything cosplay. Basically it's
all that is. But at the same time, due to
our culture and how I grew up, you know, it's
also fun to call people freaking nerds when they're acting
like a little week or loser is and you want
to make fun of them. So, yeah, I feel bad,
but I use it in both context.
Speaker 3: This is true. This is true.
Speaker 1: Camille Trebo says, I think I want missing the point.
We want to go with Ratler because we want to
play close and lose and go get Nutson next to
your jeft. So I did tell I mean we talked
about that off air as well, which is like, if
you're advocating for Rattler because you want the Saints to
get a better draft pick. Yes, that's a different conversation.
You are correct. I don't think the coaches can operate
in that context. They want to try to win as
many games as possible because this is their first chance
as a head coach. And no matter how much assurance
is the the the front office gives you, and things
go very poorly, who knows if you survive? And I mean, look,
and you've got families online, right like bo Davi is
gonna move his like like you got you know, you've
got to try to make it. And so there, it's
gonna be very hard for a coach, ever, for himself,
to choose the option that he feels like gives them
a worse uh, a worse chance of winning. I can't
wait for this. I can't wait for the Roam show tonight.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: I need to figure out how to tell y'all to
ya started starting, I think I might be hosting the
hour too. Yeah, I think I'm maybe leading the hour.
I'm not sure which I'm really gonna turn up the
nerd heat on him off the bat, talk about how
excited I am to be working together and like it's
just so cool because you know, he's a big nerd
like I am. Like, like Jim, I'm sure you saw
Attack of the Clones, two Towers and Spider Man two
five times in theaters all when you were twelve years
old as well.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: He also apparently hates Disney adults and has been a
running gag on his show for like two decades. Lead
into that show up to Monday Show with Mickey Ears
on Fresh from the Park. Really troll them?
Speaker 3: Do it from the park like ice cream? Mickey Years everything.
Speaker 8: Kid screaming in the background.
Speaker 1: Where can we watch I'll figure that out. I'll figure
that out. It's definitely definitely on his Twitter, and it's
like a TV channel thing. I don't know exactly flow sports,
Uh floats, Oh, Jim Rome, big P ninety expert?
Speaker 3: What is ninety bro?
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, you don't remember P ninety eight?
Speaker 1: It's like tickling from something in the back of my
like like like like the TV.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, like TV workouts or they would be like,
buy this VHS tape.
Speaker 8: I don't even know if it was VHS at the time,
maybe DVD.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: I am going to Disney Courtland, Jacob, like all of
Louisiana next week with the young children. I will be
descending upon Orlando t Bub on the Fast Track with
two churls and I've actually never done the Fast Track,
one of the rds. I'm also going to force my
family to do Hall of Presidents this time, Taylor. You
convinced me they never want to do Hall of Presidents,
and it makes me so mad. I'm going to force
them to do Hall of Presidents. As far as DVD
workouts go, my favorite DVD workout will always be Tybo.
Not that I've ever done any of them, but the
Tybo commercials were were excellent.
Speaker 3: We had to do them in a elementary pe They
used to make us do it do Tybo.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They had Tybo cardio, Tybo boxing, and like something that
was three of them.
Speaker 1: What was the name of the Tybo instruction Billy Billy Blanks.
Speaker 3: Billy Blank, Great names. Well if you always were like
the eppiest real name. He always used to wear like
the blue Sea and he just looked like super ripped. Yeah,
we had to do this in a.
Speaker 1: Oh damn Hall of Presidents is being redone?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was so you were. You were under
the impression of what on Hall of Presidents there was
just like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was all I thought it was a
collection of iv't don himself as a little kid, even
though I've been so much. Yeah, I've only played around
with Bobby and the little anti chambers he's running around.
But I thought it was a collection of just like
the classics, right, little Washington, little Lincoln. But no, you
told me it's the animatronics of every single president. This
is in the background. Is that Joe Biden in.
Speaker 3: The front the current president does like a speech thing
be like, okay.
Speaker 8: They look terrible.
Speaker 1: Also, they're not whacked sculptures, so like whoever's talking.
Speaker 3: They turned their heads to look at them too, like
they move.
Speaker 8: This is like very jarring. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I want I want I want Trump.
I want Trump to roast me though, you know, like
as you walk up and be like, look at Lettle Bob,
he is welcome back to Disney, and I get out
of here. I'm not sure about this Disney anyway.
Speaker 4: I've been talking a lot of you know, and.
Speaker 1: Would a pair of talxes that guy him on there?
You have to it's a whole of president.
Speaker 3: When I went, so like when I went, he was
the current president and like came up did like a
little speech thing.
Speaker 8: Did it sound like him to an extent?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean kind of like I.
Speaker 1: Mean what they can't get an actual recording of the president.
Speaker 3: I mean it sounded more like him than It's hard.
Speaker 7: They couldn't get him to just do it real quick,
or like Joe Biden. They couldn't get Joe Biden to
do a little script.
Speaker 1: Uh. The only way to make them look real, though,
are like wax sculptures can look like real human beings.
I think it's very tough to make it animatronic look
a real you mean, but I love animatronics, right, I
mean Pirates of the Caribbean all time good, even though
the ride sucks. That stupid Avatar river ride has a
really sick shaman at the end that articulates and moves
pretty fantastically. Sorry, I'm read chat. I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: That's bad. That's bad.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. Let's go to break and
then when we get back, let's discuss a couple other
bits of Saints news that we have not touched on
yet because the bo Davis thing kind of hit on.
We still got some We still got some recruiting talk
as well. So keep it locked here on OTV.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's the same ride. Yeah, and I would
say this, The new Tiana ride is actually awesome. Like
the new animatronics are great. They're really stunningly beautiful. You
have Actually I was about to go a bit too
niche about the animatronics. What I like. I just think
that the reskin worked very well.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 3: Probably been the Magic Kingdom ten times. Never once read
Splash Mountain, Oh really never.
Speaker 1: You don't like the flume rights.
Speaker 3: I'm always one of those people that's like, if I'm
gonta do a ride that's gonna get me wet, I'm
gonna do it right before I leave the park. That way,
you know, I got time to dry off. I don't
have to walk around, because you know, sometimes I could
get like really wet. I'm like, I just don't want
to walk around like that all day. And then everyone
else kind of has the same idea as me, so
at the end of the night, it's always a super
long line. So yeah, I just never.
Speaker 1: Rhyme's just is the TBA. Please don't say the same ride.
They don't work. I look again, I cannot. I can
only comment to my own experience. And when I went,
it was awesome. I thought it was really cool. I
was I was very into it. It was long. I
think it was a good reskin. Now now getting rid
of Tom Sawyer's Adventure Island for fricking Cars, Nah, Sam
don't like that, but I get it. Nobody likes Tom
Sawyer Adventure Island or whatever. It's a relic of the
past to many. To me, it's kind of some of
the lone still kind of original vision of what Disney
could be, and I kind of like the idea of
keeping a little bit of that in the corner. Oh,
there's no conflict in the story. Uh yeah, Okay, I
guess to be fair, I'm not really I was never
really there for the story in Splash Mountain, and I'm
not really as much there for the story in uh.
In the Tiana ride either Tebub's favorite amusement ride of
all time, so growing up it was. I remember the
first time I wrote the Spidery and ride On's Adventure
really blew my mind. You know, you're throwing the glasses
and even though you're not actually moving that much, it
felt like you were a fall and spinning and things
are jumping and spraying and everything out of that was
pretty mind blowing at the time. Deja vous a roller
coaster had some six flags that was always really cool
where you would start looking straight down, you go the
entire ride, then you're at the same point but looking
straight up, then you go the entire ride backwards. That
was always a very sick one. Rise of Resistance is
really hard to beat. It's like the ultimate realization of
that Spider Man ride from all those years ago. And
I would say this Tron's cool. Tron's too short in
my opinion, but Guardians is pretty Guardians is a pretty
great roller coaster. It moves in a way that have
never really felt a roller coaster move before. You do
this little drifting thing then I think separates it separates
it from the pack. Then again, I have not hit
Cedar Point I've never been there. I've never been to
some of the all time great roller coaster just in
terms of pure speed and thrill. And I didn't get
to ride that Veloca coaster. Only my daughter and my
wife did, very very out of my daughter.
Speaker 3: I think, out of every roller coaster I've ever done,
and I've done a lot of them, the Loss Of
coaster might be the best. That's what I've heard, might
be the best one I've ever done. Super Fast, super smooth,
super crazy great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even waiting.
Speaker 3: In line is cool. I mean, it's everything about it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Dueling Dragons was sick. Dueling Dragons front
row specifically was sick because you would genuinely feel like
you were about to hit the other people on the.
Speaker 3: You get fire or eyes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I don't think I had an
opinion on which one was better both the Still the
funniest memory that I have ever been on a roller
coaster was Capitol One Bowl and uh we were at
Sea World. They'd ride called the Kraken, and there were
cameras and that's one where you get you get a
chest harness trapped on you, and we had a local
news camera following us around and we were all so
fat that we could barely fit in that and the harnesses,
and I'll never forget the worker trying to strap my
boy will in, hanging from the track with his feet
on Will's chest harness and kicking it as hard as
he could, and then he finally got it to click in,
and then the ride started and you could imagine that
we were letting him here.
Speaker 3: It was great, It was great.
Speaker 1: Maybe I have the ride wrong. Maybe it wasn't cracking,
but either way from the Orlando right, yeah, maybe I
don't know. No, I know, but I don't know if
that was a I could be wrong about the actual right.
How do you feel about your Sea World experience? Have
to watch a blackfish? Not great. I don't think I'll
be going back to the Sea World. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want to go to the one in oil Lando.
They got a new relo Cusia called half pike or
half pipe. Half pipe?
Speaker 1: Geez, halfpike would have been better.
Speaker 3: Half pipe? And you're uh, you stand up. It looks
like you're on the surfboard.
Speaker 1: Have you. Oh that's fun? Yeah, oh that is cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you seen blackfish?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that is the documentary about
the killer whales and how sad they are. The I mean,
I assume do you see killer whales dorsal fin when
it does that curl over thing, and like you don't
have to know anything to know that's a depressed that's
a depressed animal. Then again, killer whales in the wild
kind of a holes. Saw a video of them other day,
like bullying a whale and its kid, and it's just
so weird that killer whales don't kill more humans because
they kill everything else. They're kind of like the mafia
of the seas in some ways. But whatever, And a
little bit of LSU recruiting news. There's a big time
Oh where to put the article? M m mm hmmmm,
me find real quick. There's a big time cornerback that
els you was trying to move in on the number
two cornerbacks number three in some uh and some outlets,
and he's from Ohio. It's four star Albert Hill. Again,
he's number two on three maybe number three on twenty four,
so it doesn't really matter, right, But LSU the latest
to extend an offer to Albert Hill. They're trying to
line up visits and whatnot. Now granted, look, this is
gonna be an uphill battle, even that he's from Ohio
and Alabama got on him before you. Oregon USC the
Buckeyes of course are kind of the four favorites right now.
But the allure of LSU and Corey Raymond, I think
you never count him out, so be on the lookout
for that. And then a huge shout out to Brad
Davis as on three Steve Wiltfong, who is a recruiting
expert named Brad Davis one of ten assistant coaches recognized
as being the best recruiters in the entire country. So
not Bo Davis, but Brad Davis here. Shout out to
Brad Davis for making that list. Another guy who combines
all the skill sets of what makes a great college
football head coach. All right, let's do this. Let's go
to break and when we get back a coupletle abdual
character story and do what we have the Tarantino thing.
Do you ever find it? I'll find it, We'll find
it and break all right, Moro TB coming up next
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I don't like what's going on in chat right now now.
Granted I think it's sometimes maybe a bit cringey to
talk about Harry Potter houses, but I also kind of
like it as a nerd.
Speaker 8: What are you hufflepuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah? People are saying in chat that hufflepuffs are cut.
I'd tell you this. I think hufflepuffs are just not
narcissistic d bags with hardcore main character syndrome. Slytherins and
Gryffindors both big time narcissistic main character vibes.
Speaker 3: I've taken the test.
Speaker 8: What am I a Gryffindor?
Speaker 3: Uh you yeah, I got took Slytherin is correct, yes, yeah,
and I don't think I don't know Lauandra.
Speaker 1: I could see you going.
Speaker 8: I have taken only really, I've taken one and it
gave me raven Claw.
Speaker 1: Really, Victoria is a bit more academic.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm pretty smart.
Speaker 1: Raven Claw gets the least amount of love in the
actual books themselves. It's like only Luna love good. I
love kind of the only Yeah, she's like the only.
Raven Claw notes precious.
Speaker 8: She is precious a laundros Slytherin for sure, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that's that would have been
where my instincts were, Uh wow, we're at as well.
I mean again soothings aren't bad. The very ambitious or confident,
like you know JV's is not. Everyone has guts to
be here, if you know, Striver Griffin or you're giving
up before you started whatever, dude, y'all go ahead. I'm
gonna be chilling in Huff a Puff with the other
badger's hanging out.
Speaker 8: Am I really the most cynical one? I don't think
I am not cynical.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think aging is just becoming more
and more cynical. Yeah, like the older you get, the
more cynical you're gonna be. So here is what I
was referencing. This is Shane Gillis talking about Quentin Tarantino
code switching and how maybe my guy needs a little
work on it.
Speaker 4: Talking about Jango.
Speaker 5: It's why he code switches hard as on BT, and
he code switched harder than anyone you've ever seen in
life in a bad like he's not good at code switching.
Speaker 1: He's like, so damn, my man, Jamie came through. Yeah,
well crew, do that fly movie then, Jamie my man? Yeah, yeah,
all right, goes to DT Awards, comes back with Rick Ross,
Rick Ross and the whole posse. We all got contact
high on the set day.
Speaker 5: It's like totally apparently he just does that though I
like him and he's the man, but that's wild. Yeah, dude,
he's It's funny when dudes code switch that do like
a very offensive black accent.
Speaker 1: Switch now computer savvy.
Speaker 3: So if he had has sent me something that I.
Speaker 1: Plug into my computer, I don't know if I would
have ever heard it. All right, hey download this. I
don't know how to do that.
Speaker 4: I just watched it.
Speaker 1: What why do you say computer like that?
Speaker 8: Hey download that.
Speaker 1: I'm not too computer seven.
Speaker 3: On Step Brothers, when Derek's trying to sell the house
and he showed the house to the black couple and
he's like, yeah, you know, we got really sweet uh backyard.
You know, homies can come over kick it. And the
woman's like, you don't have to talk like that. He's like, oh,
it's just how I talk. Anyways, you got a real
fresh entry way exactly what. It reminds me of the
Walk one.
Speaker 1: Uh you have? I want to see this e Walk
humpy somebody funny.
Speaker 7: I found a page on Instagram and it's like they
posted every single day. It's like day seventeen of the
e Walk.
Speaker 8: Oh, here we go. They're sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, Martin, Yes, this is the Boccini taking and then you.
Speaker 1: Just some blood walk I love.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go too many, Margina, stop it. Walk to
hear your party track?
Speaker 8: You need they.
Speaker 4: Feel so dirty television.
Speaker 3: Okay, now he's working out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're glad you came. Oh my god, you're
a last bit. You can't hear on the radio. But
you walk starts doing push ups and then humping the ground.
It's real easy in that moment to forget there's a
tiny human in that suit. Yeah you know. I mean
that felt a bit too much like like watching like
a like a dog or something. It feels a bit weird.
It feels a bit weird.
Speaker 3: Is covered in everything.
Speaker 1: I did thoroughly enjoy Al Roker as Han solo though
with that wig on kind I would love that costume.
He looked.
Speaker 3: He looked great.
Speaker 8: Have you ever gone full costume at Disney?
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to. Okay, there's a because I'm a
loser that knows way too much about this. Uh, there's
something called Disney bounding where adults will wear clothes.
Speaker 8: That, oh, I guess, because you can be mistaken as
like one of the people.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right, and they don't they don't want you
like kids coming up here and taking pictures.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, very gets weird, very doing it and
taking money and then like yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can do Disney Bounding where you evoke
the character right, the colors, maybe a couple of pieces
or something. But you can't go full No, you cannot
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