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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice

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mix in some vodka.

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Speaker 2: Its color.

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Speaker 3: A podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in

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Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler, Dods Jim Ram.

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Speaker 1: It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.

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Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling

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a friend and spreading the word. As we head into

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twenty twenty five with Doug e Fresh and the House

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who Him Shake.

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Speaker 2: Your Money, make Auitar barw Man of the Hour twenty

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four to seven, our last podcast in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Mister Bill Moran, what is going on? Brother dog? It's

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time to do you mind.

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Speaker 2: If we pop a little shamp I had no no objections.

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Speaker 1: Little champagne gets.

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Speaker 2: Pot oh a little.

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Speaker 1: You gotta think baseball.

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Speaker 2: He just poured this over his pants. I shouldn't laugh

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: It looked like it was. It was great.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I don't even hold on.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be back after this commercial bring sponsored by

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Bounty the quicker Picker Upper. Bill Moran just opened a

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violet of champagne. Half of it's on his lamp, half

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of it's on the floor. I might get a drop

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out of this.

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Speaker 1: Oh bunny, look at that. Just a little little carbonation,

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that's all.

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Speaker 2: And I offered to open up my professional.

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Speaker 1: Bark said, I'm like, I don't want.

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Speaker 2: To screw this up. You do it, so if anything

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happens on you, and literally it happened, it's on me.

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Speaker 1: It went on me, dog.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know you're happy to see me, but

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oh god, am I happy to see you? Unless not,

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you're gonna bust in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: I pop my cork. I don't know how I will

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let you pass, but uh, if you would like to have.

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Speaker 2: Something, I'm gonna have a sip.

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Speaker 1: Yes, here's to twenty twenty four to you, buddy, and

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come on twenty twenty four, come.

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Speaker 2: On twenty twenty five, please.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's speak in there. Twenty twenty four terrible.

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Speaker 2: The worst year of my life?

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Speaker 1: Was it? Really?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Without a doubt?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And was it all because it was the lost Room?

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And I'm sorry to bring that.

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Speaker 2: Up, but I well, it doesn't get any worse than that.

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Speaker 1: Sure, you know, hey, dumb fuck, but I'm so so happy.

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I'm skipping. I'm skipping down the eye. No I Twenty

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twenty four was a it started bad. I can you

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say if you don't have to say certainly that that

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isn't the oh.

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Speaker 2: I had a pet peeve right at the beginning. And

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then I had I had this game plan of I'm

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gonna uber, I'm gonna get this bill. I have everything

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lined up all my dug. I'm one of those guys

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when you years comes, I've got a plan. Yeah, I'm

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gonna start fresh. I'm one of those people. Some people

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are like, it's just another day it goes. But I'm like, okay,

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let's have a fresh start. Lets wipe the chalkboard clean.

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And the first thing was I think a week into it,

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car problems, so I can't uber.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now I make it money.

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Speaker 2: So then I get back on. Now I'm paying those bills,

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I'm trucking, I'm uber and things are going good. Bo

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more car problems and my buddy told me, you got

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to buy a new cars time. I'm like, I can't

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I go this year. I'm paying it off. This is

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supposed to be a good year.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: And then my mom was in the hospital. Yeah, I'm

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trying to think of some other things. I knew there

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was other things that just weren't going well.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like there's many many people who would

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because if I were to look at twenty twenty four

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any harder than any other year for me, yeah, it was.

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It was. It was harder emotionally in some aspects for me,

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harder financially in certain areas. My son came to live

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with me, which was wonderful, right, wonderful, but brought its

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own set of challenges and new things. And he and

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I trying to figure out what is the dance and

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the dynamic for us?

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I agree, I didn't lose a loved one, but

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you know I saw the deterioration of loved ones a

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little bit. You know.

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Speaker 2: Well, my stepsister's father I passed away as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, two months before my mother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was hard seeing my sisters go through that.

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Speaker 1: For a long Yeah that was your.

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Speaker 2: Stepsister's father had a huge part but still a part

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for sure for forty some odd years. And that's just tough.

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I mean more than tough. It's sad, yeah, you know.

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And it was in and out of the hospital all year.

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a drag, but you just cause certainly then you think

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the time is coming, and then they rebound. You're like, okay,

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that's that's great, you know, because at one point I joked,

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I'm like, you know, it's only seventy seven to seventy eight.

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I'm like, you really can't leave right now. I'm like,

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once you get to eighty, do whatever you want, but

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right now you got to get back home. You know,

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you try to make kind of light out of it,

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or at least I do in some situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you. Like I was with both my

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parents over the over the Christmas holiday, and I picked

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they are divorced, but I think everything's pretty equitable. Well,

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nobody has anybody else in their life right now. My

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mom had dated some people, but I don't think my

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dad ever did. And I picked her up and then

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switched we switched cars, packing things up, and then I

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picked him up and we drive down to my sisters

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and I have my son, and you're watching my dad.

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He's living with Parkinson's disease. And you know, this is

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a guy who did everything, grew up in what his words,

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not mine a tenement in Brooklyn, and I don't think

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ever held a power tool until he built the house

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I grew up in. And he is just one of

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those savants, like you know, and I and I say

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this not loosely. I love that guy more than words.

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been a little challenging. More because of me, certainly, but

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you know, as I'm watching him now, it's like tough.

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But the funniest fucking thing of the world to me

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is like he has some problems with mobility, a little bit,

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not too bad, but at times, and he's leaving or leaving, well,

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we have lunch with my sister one last time, her kids,

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and uh, we're leaving, and I can hear my father

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say to my mother, getting old, look at us, we

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walk like we're old people. My Mom's like, I walk fine,

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I'm walking fine. I don't know what he's like, Oh,

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you got the hip replacement, don't. They're pushing each other

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into the fucking grave, like you're worse than me. It's

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the greatest, funniest fucking thing. I can't And it was

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actually a family member who sort of pointed that out

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I go, oh my god, they're pushing each other into

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the grave in a jovial I say that jokingly, but uh,

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it's tough. It is tough, and it's the one that's

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got the shakes. Yeah yeah. And sometimes they're nothing though,

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like they're not even indicatively that's.

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Speaker 2: Something you can do anything about. It's not a right,

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you know. Yeah, but uh, I had to get a

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bottle of wine down because he couldn't.

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Speaker 1: His hands were bring the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Although the funniest thing is in October they took him

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deer hunting and set him on a patio and he

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got too dough no way, Yeah, they just walked close

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enough where he could yeah, shoot him.

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Speaker 1: Well Dough I was named for the ass.

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Speaker 2: Hit him and another I don't even want to know.

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I mean he could do stuff, he can, you know.

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Tu the fish is good.

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Speaker 1: To mix shaken nutstairs.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying, you know, I'm one of those ones that

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try not to worry until it's right there.

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Speaker 1: You can't, can't kill yourself. You were saying something before

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we went on the podcast, where you said to a

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buddy of yours who had something, and whatever that something is,

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everybody has had something right, and you're like, basically, how

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do you how do you not let overtake your life?

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at me. And when I say things like like I

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do the Bill Lightenment podcast series and I talk to

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these people. But I believe our life has lived in

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our head and that no matter what we're doing, we

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could be you know, let's say you're djaying, but you're

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worried about is my car going to get me home?

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sometimes takes care of everything. And I know that it

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sounds like fucking voodoo, but more times than not, it

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really does. You know. I even had somebody recently lose

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their wallet and lose their fucking mind, like lose their

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mind and then find it in the car and then

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go all that losing your mind. It burned calories. It's

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not necessary, right, not necessary, And it didn't make you

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feel good. Probably wasn't good for your body.

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Speaker 2: Probably was certainly was your head and your state of mind,

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and not.

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Speaker 1: Good for anybody around you. So you know, if there's

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a way. And that's where I often think we have

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done a real disservice to people in this world. And

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I don't mean this country, but that's the only basis

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I have. I've never lived in another country. But I

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would say, like when we talk about addiction in things,

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it's an escape for somebody. It becomes their medicine, you know.

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problems they have, and we heap more shit on a

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plate that's already fucking fault, right, and then we tell

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them how wrong they are and how they're doing it wrong,

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and they're just trying to get away. So maybe instead

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of that, try to help somebody. Stop telling people why

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maybe we think about it this way or think about

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it that way. It's just an easier thing because I

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always watch, like I don't believe, and this is where

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people go crazy. I'm not sure that that alcoholism is

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a disease. I think the disease is whatever's happening in

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your head that you're trying to run away from, and

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that's the medicine. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah,

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we yell at you because you go.

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Speaker 2: For the day better if you having your fucking drunk.

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Speaker 1: God damn it, you know.

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Speaker 2: And how about this. I'm at the dollar store by

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the way. If you can see this, come on, you

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got the burn. They had twenty twenty five glasses of

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the other dollar store I went to, and I didn't

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buy him, like I'll just give him a fair port.

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Speaker 1: By the way, somebody did say to me, who's on

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the podcast that I said, doug you fresh? They go

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Dougie's coming in with something funny.

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Speaker 2: That's all they had.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter. You came in with something.

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Speaker 2: He did not disappoint the lady in front of me. Yeah,

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I need balloons. Well, you have to come in that day.

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There's a helium shortage, which I've heard about for years now. Really,

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did you know helium was produced out of the ground. Yes,

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I did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like hydrogen or something or in

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our air. It's yeah, it's so, she goes, well, I

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need him, Saraday. You have to come in, Sarah, Well,

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what if I pre order? You can't pre order. You

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have to come in. Well, I'll just get it. I'll

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just pay for him now. So you want him now?

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She goes, no, I want it.

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Speaker 1: This is one of you two, is not.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you understand you can't preaching.

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Speaker 1: God damn I did, because you want to say something funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I just say I think you'd say something.

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So I go, do you have any I kind of

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interrupt him, like, just put me in the right. Do

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you have any you know, New Year's stuff over there?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So I walk away from that, so I'm like, I'm

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not saying it. He's like, right there, it's like a

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three by three this and some fake glasses whatever it is.

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Because she had said, she goes, I just no helium

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for Sarah. I just can't handle this in my life.

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And I went back and I'm like, if that lady

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can't handle helium, I go, I can't begin to fathom

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what else she can't handle littlest things.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you this.

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Speaker 2: That is an easy fix to me.

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Speaker 1: Sure it is.

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Speaker 2: You go to party city, do it? You get a tank,

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you go online, you google.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you just come back Saturday, yeah, Or you

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don't have fucking balloon. You don't have Because I bet

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the parties that is not a bike. I'll tell you this.

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I've been to many parties in my life. You know

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what I've never said, would have been better if there

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were fucking balloons? Right, you know what was missing from

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that party? Balloons? Balloon.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. You remember the changing scene, right, Yes,

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my buddy had that is office space in nineteen ninety nine, Okay,

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and we partied there for the millennial and uh they

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did some decorating, like we got to get balloons. Yeah,

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and he's like, no, it's not gonna be a mess.

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I'm like, I can't. We're got We've got the changing scene.

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People are I'm running a tux like a balloon drop.

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I could see you have balloon. So I went to

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party City. Yeah, I get an eighty eight dollars one

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of the big tanks and I was there for a

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couple hours all around. And you know what, at that

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point they made the difference.

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Speaker 1: Because they did they did that all right, Well, listen,

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I don't mean that to be.

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Speaker 2: My point is kids party I have.

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Speaker 1: Any party I've been to, I haven't walked away going

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should have? You know what I mean? I would say

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even that night it probably added and people walked in.

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But if they weren't there, I don't think anybody got

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fuck suck sucked. You don't what would have made it balloons?

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I don't.

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Speaker 2: I met a ride and groom last week, and uh,

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we're talking about their wedding and I think it's Arka,

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New York Alexander.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yep, Alexandria Bay no closer to Buffalo anyways.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, look, you know, do you have a contract

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you to have this. I'm like, I'm more of a handshake.

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I will be there, I says, this is this is

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why we're sitting down. We're gonna make it happen.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I want your day, is your day, and I am

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there to help you. I go if if the cater

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doesn't come or gets a flint tire, you order pizza

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down the street, your dtail doesn't show up, So I

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want your fix. Yeah, I'll add my stuff. You feel

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comfortable with me. I always meet the bride and groom

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beforehand and make sure it's a good fit.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: You know, this is what I do. This is why

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I think we should do it this way. If you

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have other thoughts, let's talk them out.

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Speaker 1: How do people hire you twenty twenty five. Let's say

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I decide that I'm going word of mouth, pulled the mouth,

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word of mouth. Yeah, oh you're one of those guys.

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You do look very mafioso. I gotta say thank you. Hey,

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don'y send me. You're gonna sleep with the fishes or

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you pay right now.

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Speaker 2: Sleep with anybody this date. It's another I don't know

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if it's resolution. Trying to get laid more than New Year. Yeah,

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I get laid once. It's more than two thousand.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I doubled it.

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Speaker 2: I think I got laid last year. Yeah, a couple

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of times.

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Speaker 1: All right, good, Well whoever you got laid by is

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sitting there going fuck it? Man. I I put out

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all that energy and all that stuff. I had to

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smell his socks and it was a magical visit. You know,

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you got to.

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Speaker 2: I'm a very clean guy. The house is going good though.

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't ask, but that's good.

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Speaker 2: Like the way he smelly sucks. I did some laundry

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today and move some things around.

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Speaker 1: And it's a big it's a big move because you

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haven't have you ever had your own house multiple rooms

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like that?

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Speaker 2: You know, I can't say constantly, but I was thinking

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about it today walking the whole first floor is mine. Yes,

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I have the whole house, but I've only lived in apartments.

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It's just one floor. Yeah, so I'm like going upstairs

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and I'll take this box upstairs. But there's not like

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I want to go running around those rooms. You not

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got everything I need right here? Right, So making little

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plans for the future, yeah, but mainly paintings, pictures of

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family friends. I'm kind of laying those on the wall

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where I think I want to hang them.

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Speaker 1: Up, hang over, there's no hurry. Yeah, yeah, you don't

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have some woman kind of telling you.

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Speaker 2: Do. Dad looks terrible there. I would have never not yet.

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My friend Kristen came over and she helped me with

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the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: She thought the play women named Christians scare me.

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Speaker 2: No this Christian you love Christian.

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Speaker 1: Hm.

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Speaker 2: That's what they all say, trust me what.

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Speaker 1: They all say. Dougie Fresh he met a few Christians, Christians,

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not Christians.

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Speaker 2: Christians.

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Speaker 1: I know Christians. I know Christians. I went to a

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very evangelical church as a kid, and I remember guys

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from my public high school showing up a church because

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some of the girls there were not very Christian.

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Speaker 2: Did you sing hymns?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, one other hymns that identify as songs. By the way,

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Uh My buddy asked me yesterday about focusing on comedy.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, yeah, so I.

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Speaker 2: Want to do that. Yeah, my days lined up make

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every day cow.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's take a moment because I want to talk

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about that exactly that. Let's talk about the comedy and

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how you make it a focus. And I'll ask you

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a question because as I look back on twenty twenty

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four and I you know, the term is reflect right, Oh,

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and that's what it is. You're looking back, and I

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think of the things that I didn't do right that

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may have made my life better? Why didn't I do them?

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And there's one underlying factor. I can call it many, many,

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many different things, but it's one thing, laziness. No, And

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I think it's the same thing with all of us.

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And I wonder if you would identify maybe your pursuit

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of that labeled the same way I label mine. I

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don't know. Well, we will find out, though, Doug. Right

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what would make a great gift Getting rid of your

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honey do list or your to do list. I should say,

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if the projects pile up around your house, you don't

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have time to get to them, And let me be honest,

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you probably don't have the skills either. I mean, you

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might get so frustrated that you actually make things worse.

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That's why you call Mac of All Trades. That's right,

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Mac and his crew fantastic five eight five two oh

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two ninety two eighteen. Mick will take care of everything.

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You need. A room painted done. I want to put

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a drop ceiling in your finished basement done. When I

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finally get the old carpet out and put some nice

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hardwoods in. Mac can do all of the projects that

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you've been saying for years you're gonna do now in

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twenty twenty five. It's done thanks to Mac of All Trades.

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them a call at five eight five two zero two

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ninety two eighteen. It's Mac of all Trades. I'll be

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working my way back to you, babe with a birding

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love inside.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I'm working my way back to you, babe

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with the birds inside the.

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Speaker 1: Wall, eat and ever the spinners doing that one. As

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I'm listening to this, I go, why don't you do

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like a traveling karaoke thing? I can't stand karaoke.

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Speaker 2: Why it's the same seven people with the sayings those

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songs everywhere you go. And you know what I did karaoke.

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Where are your books? I don't have a book, Well,

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where are your books?

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Speaker 1: What do I notice? Listen?

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Speaker 2: You sang the same two or three songs in the

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past twenty years. I already know this. Just tell me

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what you sing. I'm gonna find your version. And it's

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easier now they used to have the records. Just being honest, let's.

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Speaker 1: Not look see now and I could go.

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Speaker 2: You sing Patsy Climb after How did you know that?

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I'm like same six songs?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: You know? And I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go on

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YouTube and put in the song and there's gonna be

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four five different versions, and I'll play the first one

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and you stand behind me. Can you read it?

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Speaker 1: First of all?

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Speaker 2: If it's blue on green or something a mixture color,

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maybe you can't. And uh, okay, I like this one.

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And then you play it. Well this isn't right tempo. Okay,

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what the next one? Obviously you haven't sung this for

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nineteen years, and you can't. You got to be exactly

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your Oh can you tweak my vocals? And like no,

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just this is real. This is in the thirty seconds. Wow,

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this is an American idol.

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Speaker 1: All right? So Now this is interesting because there is

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the philosophy that the customers always right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was done in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Waiting was the last second. All right, I over exaggerate this, don't.

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You can say anything you want, But my point is

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that wouldn't you want to make them feel comfortable and

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like you and all that? When I'm loving what I'm hearing,

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I go back into about ten years ago. I was

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that guy. I was like, just cut to the chase.

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I was married, and I would say things like, bottom

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line it for me here, well, you wouldn't believe what

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happened today. Bottom line it for me. You don't do

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that in a marriage, Okay, don't. But my point is, like,

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I'm the same way you sing six fucking songs. Why

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am I going to bring a book, a book of

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bit so you can flip through three hundred pages and

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pick the same thing that I knew you were gonna pick.

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I'm not crush kidding it, but you're not. You're you're

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you're you're dumb, right, And that would be But you

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can't say that to people. You should people, you.

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Speaker 2: Should start come up. You know what do you want

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to say?

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't have the books. It's the same forty songs.

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Speaker 1: Everybody thinks.

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Speaker 2: You let me know what you want. I'll fight it

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for you. It's even better right there, right well, everybody

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else has books. Well I don't. Right there, I don't

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know what.

471
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like right there, right now.

472
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 2: We're on the Then I go, why don't you go

473
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,079
have your drink and google it? And then you fight it? Okay,

474
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,319
I don't have books. Books start appearing.

475
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a fucking sitcom. Why are

476
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,000
we not doing this? This is a sitcom w karaoke

477
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,319
and Cincinnati. No, it's it's grumpy man.

478
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,519
Speaker 2: Some people just don't let things go.

479
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,079
Speaker 1: Fucking head it up to here with you? And you

480
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,240
got damn songs? I had.

481
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 2: I dj' my friend's wife's sixtieth birthday party. I don't

482
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,839
know if I told you this at a country club,

483
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,680
this four foot two, She's make me again because she

484
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:23,960
comes up and she goes, are you gonna play any

485
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,160
fucking dance music? Just like that. I have never met

486
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,759
this woman before in my life.

487
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: Foul mouth trucker. And I'm like, are you free Saturday night?

488
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,559
Speaker 2: I can't do anything?

489
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,799
Speaker 1: Hey, next Saturday, you're free? What else can you do

490
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,960
with that mouth? You foul mouth.

491
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 2: I was stunned. I couldn't believe somebody was talking to

492
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,519
me this way. Mutual friends, I know, first of all,

493
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,680
I don't appreciate being.

494
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: Oh why would you see that? Like I would have bursted.

495
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,279
This is what I differ because I know she wasn't nice.

496
00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:56,559
I mean, I understand, I understand, I understand.

497
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 2: And then she proceeds to tell me that she's a DJ,

498
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,480
and yeah, I'm like, first of all, I don't like

499
00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:03,920
the way you're talking to me. Well, I don't care

500
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,640
about why. This is a party. I go this is

501
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,359
a party where everybody's interacting and talking. This isn't a

502
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,920
club downtown. The majority of ages are get you sixty

503
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,440
and over right? And then I'm trying to explain and

504
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:18,640
it just got out of hand. I'm just like I

505
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,000
told her to get out of my face crying?

506
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: Is it just now?

507
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: Now? Why why is that person on earth?

508
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: Because you need fucking help?

509
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 2: No, you need would to somebody like that?

510
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't, but yours.

511
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 2: But here's it's just morals, it's common sense and decency.

512
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: Where is human deceenty? Okay? But I'm not here to

513
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,559
correct the world, and that obviously she is I'm not

514
00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:45,440
here to correct the world. And I know I've had

515
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,359
those kind of people in my life. And here's what

516
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,319
I equate that to. Life is never gonna stop coming

517
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,200
at you, no matter what it is. You and I

518
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,839
were talking, right, life, I think twenty twenty four is

519
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,160
gonna be a great year. But then I had a

520
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,759
car problem. Life is never gonna I'm coming at you,

521
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,559
and when I do, I don't know why, and I

522
00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:07,799
don't know why I find such humor in people. And

523
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:11,599
I'm truly an introvert. More than I am an extrovert.

524
00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:14,039
I can go out and hang out with people, and

525
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,440
I love being around. I love being the center of attention,

526
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,279
and it is a true thing. That is my ego.

527
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,440
I will admit that bit to it. Yeah, but then

528
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,000
I like being alone. I could turn off the phone.

529
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
You may not see me for a fucking month. I

530
00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:28,440
could be reading books and just doing whatever I do.

531
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,400
But when people like that come up to you, I

532
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,799
find it funny. And look, hey, let me rephrase that.

533
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,400
Catch me on the wrong day and I'm gonna be

534
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,640
a little pissed. But I may say, oh, you're a

535
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,640
DJ come back here, let's see what. Yeah, come on,

536
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,960
and I just embrace that there's something, especially when it's

537
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,839
a woman. To me, the challenges can I win her

538
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,400
over to where if I said to her, do you

539
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,759
want to leave with me? That there's better than fifty

540
00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:01,279
percent chance she'll say yes. That's always That's always been

541
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:03,440
my goal when there's been a what I will refer

542
00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:09,119
to very very authentic, very casually, I'll say, as a

543
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,799
cuntry woman.

544
00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: I did not let the words slip because it was

545
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,920
country club, friends, it was a cunt.

546
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: Tree club, right, true? Yeah, welcome to the cunt tree club.

547
00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:23,279
Speaker 2: She wanted my car and proceeded to tell me later

548
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:24,839
at night that she wanted my car so she.

549
00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: Could tell everybody on Facebook of terrible DJA.

550
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: I was had. I just let it go, went out

551
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,640
to the bar to get paid. Then she's got two

552
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,200
other girls.

553
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: Now, so what happened? Did you end up in a

554
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,680
fucking fistfight with these products?

555
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: I got pushed by one of the girls.

556
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is awesome.

557
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 2: I would not shut up.

558
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,759
Speaker 1: Of course, you wouldn't want can't you let it go?

559
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:47,880
They're drunk?

560
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,799
Speaker 2: Broad? Do you no? It wasn't it was. It was

561
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,759
not a drunk fest. This was a nice sixtieth birthday party.

562
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were a couple of corks and they got home.

563
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: They were doing something, so they wanted She wanted to

564
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,440
make her point, and I would not shut up, and

565
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,440
I just relived the situation. I told the other women

566
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,920
they weren't there, they didn't know what happened. They should

567
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,000
not be talking to me, and why don't you mind

568
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,039
your own business because whatever I am going with? And

569
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:14,039
I just kept going to the point where this Italian

570
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:16,960
woman turned around and shoved me in the chest. Then

571
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,799
everybody's like, oh, you know you can't.

572
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: Why did Why did the Italian woman?

573
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 2: Because she just wanted to voice her opinion and I

574
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,279
wouldn't let her.

575
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: I would not take a breath. Okay, was she part

576
00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:29,880
of the original posse? You said? Turned around? So I'm

577
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,400
assuming like you've got these women attacking you, and this

578
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,559
other woman, yes, this time, not part of that group,

579
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,519
turned around to push you.

580
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 2: She had been I think they have friends. Okay, Okay,

581
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,279
so she was part of it, and you know what,

582
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,559
I didn't even worry about it.

583
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,599
Speaker 1: What do you say to that?

584
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,799
Speaker 2: I kept talking so that she's going to make her point.

585
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, tired of I'm always tired of me. Let me.

586
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:57,839
Speaker 2: The customers always right, you back down, somebody's that nice,

587
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,240
And then you know it's funny and you hear this.

588
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:03,400
You know, when people bark at you, they seldom like it.

589
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,720
When you bark back. You know, it's all right for

590
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:07,240
them to treat you like shit. But when you stand

591
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:09,319
up for yourself. And I'm always the one that says,

592
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,720
all right, just you know, I would, I would walk away,

593
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,400
And sometimes you just don't.

594
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: I see you.

595
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,039
Speaker 2: Did you ever hear Kenny Rogers the Coward of the County? Yes,

596
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,359
I mean it took three guys raping his girlfriend for

597
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,480
him to raise a hand. That's how the song goes.

598
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:27,759
Speaker 1: Actually it is. I just, honestly, God, just heard that song. Really,

599
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,799
I'm not kidding on Satellite I. I was driving back

600
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,000
and I heard Coward of the County. I had not

601
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,720
heard of that song in years. But what I would

602
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,799
think is you seem to be the type of personality

603
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:45,839
to me that people would be recharged by seeing you.

604
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:51,960
Some people on the energies up and the positivity and

605
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,559
the happiness.

606
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:54,319
Speaker 2: Also, they're not walking up to a six foot two

607
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,880
gentleman like you. I'm a five foot six. I'm gonna

608
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:00,759
almost bullying. I'm gonna tell this guy what to do.

609
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: You think that's it. I never thought of tall like you, know,

610
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:05,119
being because.

611
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,599
Speaker 2: Timmy, I'm not intimidating at all.

612
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:08,279
Speaker 1: Neither are mine.

613
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,359
Speaker 2: Oh you're taller. I mean nobody's gonna fuck with you.

614
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: Well, uh, five to six is.

615
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: Some people just think, oh you got a DJ. Well,

616
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,519
I'll do whatever I want. I'm not your slave. I'm

617
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:19,759
getting paid for a job. They just didn't give me

618
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,400
the computer in.

619
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,759
Speaker 1: This Wait a second, Can I say this without you

620
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:26,640
being offended? Of course? Are you sure? I guess. I

621
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,319
don't know. I'm afraid to say.

622
00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:29,839
Speaker 2: If I start crying, you're not.

623
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,519
Speaker 1: You never cried, but you might punch me. Do you

624
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:35,319
get Have you ever felt like you were angry because

625
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,519
short man syndrome? Like you're treating that? Let me rephrase that,

626
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,799
let me rephrase it this way. You're treated shittily because

627
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:46,680
people see you as diminutive in some way.

628
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:49,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, yes, really, yeah, but I don't feel

629
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:51,240
that as short man syndrome. I don't have to be

630
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,599
breaking the whole day to cover compensate for my height,

631
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,519
although I did order lifts from Amazon last week, they're

632
00:29:56,519 --> 00:29:56,960
gonna be in.

633
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: I looked at him. I see this is the honesty.

634
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,240
I fucking love. That's something like I always wished that

635
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:07,559
I was like six foot four. My college roommate was

636
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:10,759
six three six four. I always thought I never knew

637
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:13,559
how tall. I knew how tall I was and never

638
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,119
registered to me as tall. My dad was a little

639
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:19,799
bit taller than me. All two, not all two of

640
00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:21,880
my sons are going to.

641
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:24,319
Speaker 2: Be done, is bigger than you. I saw the Christmas picture.

642
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:25,480
I guess I knew he was.

643
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: That much bigger.

644
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:29,319
Speaker 2: Jackson is six foot seven and he's big, and then

645
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,759
yeah he's big. He's like a big a big difference.

646
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:33,160
I mean, I think of you as a tall man.

647
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,880
Then your son next year, Jackson six seven. That's a

648
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,279
house and you're not a house. You're kandominium. You're a

649
00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:39,920
kind of I'm a.

650
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: Time townhouse, duplex, big decade, big deck. You can get

651
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,319
out there.

652
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,359
Speaker 2: Are you gonna shove me?

653
00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: Shove the big deck? Sutt yourself off?

654
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: Then that white pig of defence, Hey, was it last

655
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,319
year that we did twenty twenty four?

656
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Were we at finger lakes. Yeah, okay, you know what,

657
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,319
I let let's let that go first, Okay, because I

658
00:31:05,359 --> 00:31:09,079
got things to say. Okay, And I know, No, he's

659
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,720
six seven, and I think my son, who's fourteen, is

660
00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:14,599
already as tall as I am, and he will surpass that.

661
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,400
He'll probably be closer to six eight h if you know,

662
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,319
when all said and done, And I really hope I

663
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:25,039
can help him focus on something.

664
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,279
Speaker 2: It does amaze me sometimes to help people expect to

665
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,240
be treated with the way they treat people. They treat

666
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,799
people like shit, and then all of a sudden, he's

667
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:35,240
you turn around, Yeah, you're publicly like what what's your problem?

668
00:31:35,359 --> 00:31:35,599
Speaker 1: Yeah?

669
00:31:35,599 --> 00:31:36,279
Speaker 2: What's going on?

670
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know.

671
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,799
Speaker 2: And that's one thing I found in the bar business

672
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:43,359
is just being me. If I'm not telling little jokes

673
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,880
or smiling or you know, something's wrong.

674
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,799
Speaker 1: What's wrong with Doug? What's wrong? Well, yeah, Doug's got

675
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:47,880
his bad days too. Yeah.

676
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: And a couple of people and I think I said this,

677
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,400
we're busting my balls one night, like, oh, what's the matter.

678
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,240
You're not getting laid in? And I finally said it

679
00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:56,920
before you put your foot in your mouth anymore. My

680
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,799
mom passed away last month and they're like, oh, I'm

681
00:31:58,839 --> 00:31:59,160
so sorry.

682
00:31:59,160 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, of course you are.

683
00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: Didn't know. I haven't seen you in months. I'm like,

684
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,440
and that's okay, you know, but I.

685
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:10,759
Speaker 1: Hey, back off, folks. My mother fuck died, you stupid selfish.

686
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, damn Gin and Tonic breaking.

687
00:32:13,839 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: Fuck I go.

688
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,119
Speaker 2: I know I'm not on my game. I know I'm

689
00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:20,000
not telling jokes. And you're asking me why, Well, this

690
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,720
is why. Now I'm telling you. They feel like shit,

691
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,319
can I buy you a drink? I'm like, no, it's okay.

692
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,599
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard. I've never lost anybody like that,

693
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,119
you know, I have.

694
00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,279
Speaker 2: I pray that you have all the strengths in the world.

695
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,559
Speaker 1: Well because and I know people who have. I'm very

696
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:41,359
close with somebody who who has lost a parent, and uh,

697
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,720
it's it's I have to think it's one of these things.

698
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,599
I don't know that I I don't know that you

699
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,160
can relate until you do it. Do you understand what

700
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:51,440
I'm saying?

701
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: Absolute you when your son was born, that you can

702
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,880
go to all the lamas and the videos and everything. Yeah,

703
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,559
everybody's like you can throw you can throw that right

704
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:02,240
out of the wind until you're there seeing your you're

705
00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:05,200
your child getting born. Yeah, you can't prep for that,

706
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,599
No way.

707
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:08,559
Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you, like the third kid right to

708
00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:11,200
your point, and then you're not prepared like you would think. Yeah,

709
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,839
I got a couple under my belt. Right here comes

710
00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,839
to the third kid and they can't get him out.

711
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,880
And it turns out that Jamison had his arm like this,

712
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,839
so every time he came down, he was hitting the

713
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,440
pubic bone and it wasn't coming that they had to

714
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,160
readjust Jamison. I mean, I can't imagine the paying my

715
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,440
wife wriend through. And then he's born and they put

716
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,359
you under a lamp. The he did laugh and try

717
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,759
to John Juste and stuff. And I look over and

718
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:37,720
I see his nostrils flaring in and out, and I

719
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:42,039
go and they scoop him off and they don't tell

720
00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:46,759
us anything, and he did. He wound up in the Yeah, Nick,

721
00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:51,680
you for a little while because there was some respiratory

722
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,839
thing and it worked out everything you know, clearly, clearly right.

723
00:33:55,759 --> 00:33:58,839
But you see those things and you're right. You're all

724
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,319
the feelings, all the emotions, all the protection you have

725
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,000
that is so instinctual that to even describe it unless

726
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:09,119
you've lived it you don't know. And I think that's

727
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,519
the same way with losing somebody, because as much as

728
00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:16,480
I look at death differently than probably a lot of people.

729
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,760
I'm starting to you ready for this. I'm ready, you're

730
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,320
ready for this. I feel like we're tuned over here

731
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,199
to you know, one oh five point five, and they're

732
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,960
still over there, but their frequency is one oh seven

733
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,840
point three, and we're not hearing them. You know, you

734
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,199
can't hear what's on another channel when you're tuned into

735
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,400
the channel. Maybe a bad analogy, but I always feel like, yeah,

736
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:48,400
that we are, but like we're always I think that

737
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:51,199
we are energy, and energy never dies on.

738
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:52,199
Speaker 2: The AM station.

739
00:34:52,360 --> 00:35:00,119
Speaker 1: Bill Oh, let me, it's like you know, And so

740
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:03,840
that's how I feel it. But let's go to what

741
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,800
we do know and what we can see, touch, tastes

742
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,760
and smell. They're not here. They're not here. And that's

743
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,280
the part that I think is something I've never dealt with.

744
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: I uh, did a company party don't laugh for a

745
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:21,159
funeral and there was like thirty four people.

746
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: It was last Hey, you guys are a bunch of stiffs.

747
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,559
Speaker 2: I use that joke.

748
00:35:25,639 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, how could you not if I thought

749
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,480
of it this quickly.

750
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 2: I know you used, I said, Doug, all these people

751
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,920
working for you, goes, No past year's everybody that's ever

752
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,480
worked for him. It was a place called Foster's in Hilton.

753
00:35:36,159 --> 00:35:38,159
Speaker 1: He brought back all the ghosts, all the ghosts.

754
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:40,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a fun little party. They said, I'm so,

755
00:35:40,679 --> 00:35:43,199
what did you do with this party? I dj' and

756
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,360
sure enough there's one. I swear at every party, every party,

757
00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:50,639
every somebody thinks they can tell you what to do.

758
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,960
So now it's a Christmas party.

759
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh this is awesome. When was this two series ago?

760
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: Wait, this is twenty twenty four. Yes, oh this is fantastic.

761
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,880
Came in to force and want to get some gift

762
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:06,880
certificates for kind of a white No, I go, what's

763
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,039
going on though? He goes, I have a company party

764
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,719
to Maron and I'm like, do you have any entertainment?

765
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,719
He goes, one year, so we brought in a karaoke

766
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,239
machine and last year a three piece band. But I'm like,

767
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,039
do you want me to dj? He goes, You're free.

768
00:36:18,079 --> 00:36:20,719
I go, yeah, I'll do it. So I did some

769
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,199
humor on the on the mic, and I did a

770
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,840
little bit of Rodney Daneyfield. The food was out. I'm like,

771
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,079
this food is fantastic. I'm like, my wife's cooking for Christmas.

772
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,440
I got our pressure to cook her and now we

773
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,360
eat off the ceiling cook. I mean, I got the

774
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,559
only dog in Rochester begs for Elca Seltzer. She is terrible.

775
00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:41,280
Last night she told me to take out the garbage

776
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,880
and said, you cooked it, you take it out. You

777
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,199
can we go on a picnic. I gotta bring thumbs

778
00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:49,400
for the end. So he's telling me the history of

779
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,239
the funeral partner and the guy that he bought it

780
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,639
from was there and he still works there part time,

781
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:58,440
and he was, uh, yeah, I mean you're here, and

782
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,679
he was explaining it.

783
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: It's a great job. No one phone.

784
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,679
Speaker 2: Well, he goes, you know, we're in a we're in

785
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:11,280
a family business. We're seeing death and trying to you know,

786
00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:14,440
you're seeing people like people come in my yeah, my

787
00:37:14,519 --> 00:37:18,920
dad died, and you're there, that truly customer service, wearing

788
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,400
your heart on your sleeve, comforting that person.

789
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: You'd be great at that.

790
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna get to that. Hold on. So he goes,

791
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,199
and we've been in this business for thirty years and

792
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,039
a lot of people, and I try to do my

793
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:33,239
best and I day, I go, Doug, you're killing it.

794
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:39,199
I go, I had to. I had to. So I

795
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,360
said it was the best party. And then Doug said,

796
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:48,199
who's Doug. He's the owner of the Oh okay, yeah.

797
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: He goes.

798
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 2: So he came around.

799
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,599
Speaker 1: I go, he goes, tell the joke that you tell

800
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:50,960
about me.

801
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: I oh, yeah, I go. Now a lot of people

802
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,440
know this, but Doug and I went to high school

803
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,480
together when his father owned the funeral parlor, and sometimes

804
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,320
we would steal the hearse for double eating, and sometimes

805
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:08,119
there was five of us. Yeah, there was a few laughs.

806
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,079
I'll get to do things. So one so it was

807
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:15,280
a Christmas party and I'm playing a Christmas song every

808
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,960
ten songs or so, because you're hearing it all the

809
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000
day long. So and I have a Christmas folder, not

810
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:26,079
a folder, but highlighted Christmas at the end of all songs.

811
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:28,679
So I've got my fifteen songs to interject here and there,

812
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,880
and I'm playing and it was all older people. I swear,

813
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,639
I thought I was the youngest person there. So it's

814
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,519
kind of my crowd. And they were customers. Future I

815
00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:38,639
was looking for a single women trust me he did

816
00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:41,400
those jokes later. Anyways, So this guy comes up and

817
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,159
he puts his ear right next to the speaker. He

818
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:48,320
taps the speaker and I was playing Johnny Cash. He goes, eh,

819
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,559
does it sound like Christmas music to me? And I'm like,

820
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,000
and I didn't know if he was joking or he's

821
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:59,440
gonna be the one asshole the whole night. So let

822
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:04,119
it go to go because it happens every I'm shocked

823
00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:04,559
to hear this.

824
00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:05,639
Speaker 1: I had no idea.

825
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: So about twenty minutes go by, and uh, he comes

826
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,599
around the table. Now he's around the table, Ah, this

827
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:15,400
doesn't sound like Christmas. And I fancy you, I go,

828
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:18,800
you busting my balls? Or you just really want to

829
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,920
hear Christmas music all night long because I've got I've

830
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,639
already got five or six compliments and people liking the

831
00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:26,559
mix that playing. He goes, Oh no, no, nothing like that.

832
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:30,039
He goes. He goes like this Bill, He goes, I

833
00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:33,440
can't hear out of this here, And he had had

834
00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:36,280
he had a heard this big got it and he

835
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,719
goes in this yere got blown off of the war

836
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,880
and I took a beat to go, So you the

837
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,840
fucking thing. I'm playing. He goes, No, I go, what

838
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:49,079
do you pitching about? No, I'm just telling you it

839
00:39:49,079 --> 00:39:50,480
doesn't sound like Christmas music.

840
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,159
Speaker 1: I was literally, that's it, that's all it meant.

841
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 2: And then here it comes. Ready, I just listened to bluegrass.

842
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: You get a planning and there.

843
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 2: I go, No, who do you I'm playing stuff? Jim

844
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,440
crochey uh.

845
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,199
Speaker 1: You old fox would like yes. Wait, wait, tell me

846
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,559
how do I hire you? Billy? Just tell me?

847
00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:21,599
Speaker 2: You me find me on Facebook, Phelps.

848
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: We need a web page. That's it. Okay, I'm making changes.

849
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,920
I'm making changes. I'm gonna put an ad for you

850
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,159
on my web page, all right, and that way people

851
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,559
can hire you, because I think you need to be honest.

852
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,599
This is this some of the funniest ship. Please. If

853
00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:42,000
you have an aunt that you can't fucking stand, and

854
00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:46,320
you know that she is just an absolute Karen everywhere

855
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,599
she goes, you're gonna send her up to Dougie Fresh

856
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,440
Center straight.

857
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: Absolutely her inner seven chins.

858
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

859
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: That was doug at the end of the party, says

860
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,079
with the jokes, and I was thinking, people, Merry Christmas

861
00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:06,039
and have a great New Year, and you know, God

862
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:08,440
bless everybody, and which I could do on the mic.

863
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,440
You know, usually when I end a wedding, thank you

864
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,039
for driving please uber, God bless it was a great night.

865
00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:16,079
And then I'll play one more songs.

866
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: So he goes.

867
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:19,599
Speaker 2: You know, it wasn't efficient, it was another term, but

868
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,800
you get paid to. He goes warm up a room,

869
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,599
not like a comic, but you go up there before Sure,

870
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:32,400
you know, we're all here for Bill's uncle. Yeah, Bob

871
00:41:33,039 --> 00:41:35,280
I was well known throughout the community. He was in

872
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,400
the military and you you talk about twenty minutes.

873
00:41:38,159 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 1: And wife thought he cheated on him.

874
00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: And right now we'd like to bring up the nephew

875
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,880
to say a few words.

876
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: Bill, would you like to come up and.

877
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: You just ease everything and it's easier for Pele.

878
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,119
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god. This is great.

879
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,559
Speaker 2: Well after dude, this is great. After New Year's I'm

880
00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:57,679
gonna sit down and talk to him because you you

881
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,159
there's some training involved.

882
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure there is. I think a two week course, Okay,

883
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,440
something like that.

884
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,119
Speaker 2: This is great, dude, But there's one more thing to

885
00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:07,400
add to the things I want to do to besides comedy. Besides,

886
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,559
I was joking with my stepmother the other day. She goes,

887
00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:11,960
you do this, you do this? I go, Yeah, if

888
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,400
I can focus on one thing, i'd be.

889
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 1: Awesome, But how many and.

890
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:20,639
Speaker 2: Making devil leggs. Anyways, that's right, folks, I got the

891
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,519
greatest devil.

892
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: Hey, we're here for Bill's uncle, who was just beloved

893
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,119
in the community. By the way, love my devil leggs

894
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:30,559
if you like to see the rest of.

895
00:42:30,559 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: Me have a double legs at the appetizer table next

896
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,159
to the Jenny light, because I don't know if everybody

897
00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:38,239
knew this about Bob. Bob love my double eggs, especially

898
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,360
at Arbor Day Ground hauled.

899
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: Hey. When well, I'm happy that that the possibilities, No,

900
00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,280
I'm I'm happy that something came out of them maybe

901
00:42:46,559 --> 00:42:49,639
or whatever. Right, there's potential there, more than potential, and

902
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,679
I think that that's great.

903
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,679
Speaker 2: But I guess more and more funeral homes or parlors or.

904
00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: What we want to call it, higher and warm up acts.

905
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, just to let everybody realize kind of break

906
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,199
up the Yeah, this is sad, but you know we're

907
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,400
here for Hey.

908
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: Ethel's breath is so bad. Mike tried to close the

909
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:15,199
lid on the coffin before he was buried. Hey, there

910
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,000
was a guy that we worked with that had really,

911
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:20,000
really bad breath and how bad was it? Oh, it's

912
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:23,440
so fucking bad that he actually it rained shit when

913
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,159
he talked. H it's like a cloud. And then you

914
00:43:28,199 --> 00:43:30,000
swear to god. He gat a can of shiit for breakfast.

915
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,000
And we were at the funeral, open casket for somebody,

916
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,920
and then people start bringing up the next day on

917
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:40,039
the radio about how bad this guy's breath is, and

918
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:43,199
the guy's wife calls in to agree how bad his

919
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,480
breath is. And then somebody goes, hey, how bad was

920
00:43:46,519 --> 00:43:48,440
his breath? And I said it was so bad, and

921
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,280
I named the person who was dead, sat up and

922
00:43:51,320 --> 00:44:01,360
closed the lid. Come on, Douggie, God, doggie.

923
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying exactly what you're saying.

924
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,159
Speaker 1: Uh, Well, I think that's great. I do want to

925
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:09,239
get back to the one thing where you talked about comedy,

926
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,920
and I'll ask you because I have had Uh, I've

927
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,000
done a lot of I guess I've done a lot of.

928
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,639
This sounds so fucking queer to me. This is the

929
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:20,000
queerest thing I'm ever going to say. Ever. I feel

930
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,960
like I've done a lot of work on myself over

931
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,239
the past year, but a couple of years, and there's

932
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,960
been somebody in my life that has been extremely influential

933
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,440
in a very positive and loving way.

934
00:44:34,679 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: Jesus. Uh no, Oh, I drove Jesus the other day. Yeah, hey, sush, No,

935
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,480
he spelled it differently. Uh.

936
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: He spelled it Charles.

937
00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:47,559
Speaker 2: No, you have to take a wild guess because I screamed, shot.

938
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: Wait, this is his name is Hayesus. No, Jesus. His

939
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,559
name is Jesus and he spelled the J I J.

940
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:57,599
He didn't spell it with a J. What else did

941
00:44:57,679 --> 00:44:59,800
G tell me? Come to get into the fucking G?

942
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:07,000
It began with the G Jesus. G e s Us. Well,

943
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:09,920
you don't want to be confused with the Jesus, I mean,

944
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,400
God forbid. You know that could get you to hell.

945
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,559
Speaker 2: If you don't want to mispronounce it. You don't want

946
00:45:14,599 --> 00:45:17,719
to say Gesus. Did you get in there Jesus Christ? No,

947
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:22,960
So I did have to say, igo, are you Jesus?

948
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,719
He goes, no, that's my friend. He ordered it for me.

949
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,239
I go, so that's Jesus. He goes, yeah, I go.

950
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus walked in the water and Jesus got your home.

951
00:45:33,639 --> 00:45:36,400
When you're looking for Jesus, Jesus take the weed.

952
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,519
Speaker 2: I go, I got. I'm sitting there. I'm like, I

953
00:45:40,559 --> 00:45:44,320
gotta ask him. Yeah, I goes see here Jesus, He

954
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,480
goes No, my friend, he orders my ubers.

955
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: You know, because I know, because I can't spell. All right,

956
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:55,119
we will take a moment and be right back. On

957
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966
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Speaker 2: You disco cats is round number three here at Fairport.

967
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:33,480
You got the one, the only, the hips, Sugar Money,

968
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,320
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969
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,039
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970
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971
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get your extinguishers ready. He's a five alarm fire, mister Bimrand.

972
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,519
Speaker 1: Damn Doug. That is like, I don't know why I

973
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:54,599
find that so impressive.

974
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,039
Speaker 2: I should not coming up there is turn it right

975
00:46:59,079 --> 00:46:59,320
to that.

976
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: Big burn.

977
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,679
Speaker 1: You're doing a blind Yeah, you know what I'm saying

978
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,480
Like this, it's blind. It's not like there's a countdown

979
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,960
or anything. I get it. I get it. It's just

980
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,079
one of my go ahead that.

981
00:47:14,639 --> 00:47:18,039
Speaker 2: I introduced one of my uber riders today. She loved it.

982
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:21,079
Speaker 1: Give me, give me, give me.

983
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: How is the work I gave the I go, oh,

984
00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:25,880
you're gonna have a nice night tonight. You're going out?

985
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,159
She goes, I want you. I want to get out

986
00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:30,360
of work early and I want to go get a

987
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,320
sequence dress, glitter dress. I go, honey, your smile is

988
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,719
so captivating you don't need accessory. I'm like, let me

989
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,079
give you an introduction. And we had to talk. It

990
00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:42,079
was like a twenty minute ride from Greece to Henrietta.

991
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:47,280
So I'm not gonna say her name on there.

992
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,679
Speaker 1: No, I don't want you to say your name. But

993
00:47:49,679 --> 00:47:51,360
I gotta think some of these are going to turn

994
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,320
into a love connection. You'd think, so, yeah, with my luck,

995
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,440
what do you mean terrible luck? Last night, the hooker

996
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,519
told me. Now on the first date, Oh hey, hey,

997
00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:03,440
good wow, really, come on over, there's nobody home. I

998
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:10,280
went over, there was nobody home. Ah, that's kind of sadug.

999
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear. So where are you ringing in

1000
00:48:11,519 --> 00:48:11,920
the new year.

1001
00:48:12,519 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm gonna be Well, here's

1002
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,239
how my life has gone up until now, and this

1003
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,079
is what I want to change in twenty twenty five.

1004
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,400
I have joked, but I always think that people who

1005
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:36,280
are jokey, I'm not gonna say comic, just jokey. Uh,

1006
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:42,039
there's they tell the truth within the joke. And I

1007
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:45,800
often would say, you know things like, there's never been

1008
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,519
a plan. There's never been a fucking plan for me.

1009
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:51,519
Speaker 2: I just so you had to have a plan to

1010
00:48:51,519 --> 00:48:53,519
get the podcast going. I mean you set it up

1011
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,960
and you you fight through it, and you tweak it

1012
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,079
a little bit here and there, Doug.

1013
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: What, there wasn't a fucking plan for anything, Like my

1014
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:04,920
entire life has been. My father used to go the

1015
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,840
sun shines everywhere you walk, Willy, everywhere, the sun's always

1016
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,960
shining where you walk. Like he was pissed, Like, eh,

1017
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,880
soun's always shining. I don't think he was. But as

1018
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,119
I look back, I go, yeah, man, everything has been easy.

1019
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:19,480
I've never adulted. I feel like you got three kids.

1020
00:49:20,599 --> 00:49:27,239
But okay, So here's the adulting. She handled all the paperwork,

1021
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,400
the heavy lifting, the stuff with the kids. And my

1022
00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:32,760
thing was at that time holding on to a job.

1023
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,639
So I just dove headfirst into trying to hold on

1024
00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:40,639
to a morning show. You had what is one of

1025
00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:44,760
the most legendary broadcasters in the history of radio, one

1026
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,199
of the most unique talents, who is in the National

1027
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,960
Broadcasting Hall of Fame. That would be Brother Wee's and

1028
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:52,880
you're going to now take over what was his show.

1029
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,280
And by the way, that station's success was on his back.

1030
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,920
I don't care what anybody says. And you're gonna sit

1031
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,159
in that chair now. People are supposed to like you.

1032
00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:03,360
How the fuck is that gonna happen?

1033
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 2: People still ask about you, People want you back, buddy.

1034
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:10,159
Speaker 1: And I buried myself in that to try. So During

1035
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:14,199
that time, my older boys were young, and I had

1036
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:16,599
a person in my life. My wife at the time

1037
00:50:17,199 --> 00:50:20,000
was still my wife technically because I'm only legally separated,

1038
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,360
so I don't want to miss misspeak at all. God

1039
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,119
forbid a lawyer be calling me. But my point is

1040
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:29,400
like she did all that that heavy liftings, but for

1041
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,519
the rest of it, there was no plan. I didn't

1042
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,239
I just knew I liked doing this and I'm gonna

1043
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,119
do it. I had people tell me no one ever

1044
00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:38,320
gets the radio job, a You're never gonna get the

1045
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,440
radio job, and I just I was like, yeah, fuck you,

1046
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,679
and I just did it. And then when the podcast

1047
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,880
came didn't come, I needed to do something. I went

1048
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,559
I did to do podcasts. And that's how this works.

1049
00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:53,039
So in twenty twenty five, i'd.

1050
00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:55,679
Speaker 2: What's the plan for twenty twenty five? Soyer plan? Are

1051
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:56,679
you just gonna keep chugging?

1052
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: And no, there it's a plan. Were I'm pitching a

1053
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,320
TV show already had a couple of meanings about it,

1054
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,960
working on some things that'll work with that. People were

1055
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,920
connected to some streaming services are very interested whether or

1056
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,719
not again to me, and I've said the fruition no,

1057
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,159
I've said this for years is that potential is the

1058
00:51:22,159 --> 00:51:24,880
most deadly word in the English language. Right, you have

1059
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,679
all the potential in the world. I mean it could

1060
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,679
be complete bullshit. Maybe you do, maybe you don't, but

1061
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,840
it's up to you. And I think the biggest thing

1062
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880
for me when I look back at twenty twenty four

1063
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,079
and even twenty twenty three, but more twenty twenty four,

1064
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:41,480
as I go fear, why didn't you do this? Well

1065
00:51:41,679 --> 00:51:44,039
it wasn't the right time, or well I didn't have

1066
00:51:44,119 --> 00:51:48,760
this do what's the okay? Okay, yeah, yes, let's go down,

1067
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,320
let's go deeper. What is it? It's fear. It's fear

1068
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,159
of I'm not going to I'm not going to be successful.

1069
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,960
I'm I'm going to fall my face and I'm going

1070
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,519
to do it. And I always think, yeah, but when

1071
00:51:59,559 --> 00:52:00,880
you fall in your face, you'll learn.

1072
00:52:01,039 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: Well you've heard the d is the most successful men

1073
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,400
in the world are the ones that failed the most. Yeah,

1074
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,360
they just got back up and.

1075
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,559
Speaker 1: Kept they kept going. And so to me, it's.

1076
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 2: Like, by the way, Jamie Lissa was in Buffalo, when's

1077
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,480
that January eleventh, twelfth, I'll put you in charge of

1078
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,119
getting tickets.

1079
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: I have something January eleventh and twelfth, and I don't

1080
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,920
I don't know know, I don't know what it is.

1081
00:52:23,079 --> 00:52:24,880
I just know that those dates are in my head

1082
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,639
for some reason.

1083
00:52:26,159 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: Ship that's right.

1084
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,119
Speaker 1: I just went through an update of the calendar and

1085
00:52:30,119 --> 00:52:31,760
those dates are in my head. Well, I would love

1086
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,360
to see Jamie again. Oh you want to meet Jamie.

1087
00:52:35,079 --> 00:52:36,679
Speaker 2: I didn't let me last time either.

1088
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,039
Speaker 1: Let me talk to you about this.

1089
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh, go ahead with what you're I want to.

1090
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: I was just I want to know what somewhere I

1091
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:51,920
was going I comedy. My point is that the podcast

1092
00:52:52,039 --> 00:52:55,280
is is I'll use the word fine. I always go fine,

1093
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,159
it's another word like potential. To me, it's fine, it's

1094
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:02,880
not bad, it's not blown the doors off in my mind.

1095
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,400
But if you talk to podcasts, people are like wow.

1096
00:53:05,679 --> 00:53:07,519
Like I've talked to other people who do podcasts and

1097
00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:10,280
they'll say to me, hey, listen, will you be honest

1098
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,239
with me? Will you tell me how many download you're getting?

1099
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,280
And I'll tell them and they'll go what the fuck.

1100
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:19,199
And I think it's nothing right right? So that but

1101
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:22,480
my thing is, what's the fear? What's holding me back?

1102
00:53:22,559 --> 00:53:25,679
Why am I not doing this? What's holding me back?

1103
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,880
What's not doing it? And I usually think it's fear.

1104
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,800
And I think we make a lot of excuses in life.

1105
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,599
Sure often you know, and until you're ready, Because I

1106
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:38,159
have always had two sayings that I used to drive

1107
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,840
my middle sun nuts with. If you want to, you will, right,

1108
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,960
If you want to, you will, no matter what it is.

1109
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:47,159
And if you see people are like, man, you know

1110
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,480
I would, dude, I would, but I mean, you know,

1111
00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:52,400
but if they want to, they will. And if you

1112
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,400
can sort of start to step outside yourself a little

1113
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,280
bit and see life as kind of a little bit

1114
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,599
of a game. And people all have their drama and

1115
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,320
we come here to mix it up and dramatize things

1116
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,000
and it makes it easier. But if you want to,

1117
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:12,119
you will. And the other is you can eat a Buick.

1118
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,880
I used to tell my boys you can eat a Buick. Yeah,

1119
00:54:15,079 --> 00:54:18,199
I go, you can eat a Buick. Or I didn't

1120
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,119
say buick. I'm thinking Buick because I saw a Buick

1121
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:22,639
in the studio. But I used to say you could

1122
00:54:22,639 --> 00:54:25,760
eat a Porsche. You can eat a Porsche. And if

1123
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,599
it wouldn't mean, well, if I ground up a little

1124
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,440
bit of the Porsche every day and put it on

1125
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,360
your cereal, you could eat a Porsche. My point being

1126
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,639
that no matter what you want to do, no matter

1127
00:54:35,679 --> 00:54:40,519
how much monumental the task seems, you can do it

1128
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:42,559
if you chip away a little at a time and

1129
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,280
every day. You can do it if you go to

1130
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:50,719
the gym every day. Let's say you start out, everybody

1131
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,519
starts on the new Year, and they quit by the

1132
00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:54,880
second Friday. Don't worry about it. Your gym's clogged up.

1133
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,679
You can't find a treadmill clear out. If I make sneakers,

1134
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:03,320
it'll clear up. But my sweatpants don't fit. But the

1135
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,239
point is like, if you start going like, you're not

1136
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,000
going to be running a marathon right away, but you

1137
00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:12,679
could get yourself to a free you could get to

1138
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,079
yourself to a three k. And that's why I say,

1139
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:17,039
if I ground up a little bit of the Porsche

1140
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:19,960
and put it on your eggs every morning, you'll eat

1141
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,000
an entire Porsche in a year and not know it.

1142
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,599
Chip Away, chip away, chip away. Stop looking at these

1143
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:29,280
things as a whole, and go, Okay, what can I

1144
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,119
do right now in this moment? And I think sometimes

1145
00:55:32,159 --> 00:55:35,800
the fear is what holds us back. It certainly held

1146
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,800
me back in this podcast world. Yeah, I should have

1147
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,400
blown the doors off things in different ways, and I

1148
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,960
was afraid to do it.

1149
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 2: I didn't have any That's why you get into it.

1150
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,639
That's not why I got into it.

1151
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 1: Well, it's all I fucking knew how to do well.

1152
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,840
I decided to take a stand on a contract issue.

1153
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,599
No matter what whatever rumors are out there, that's not true.

1154
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,880
You're hearing it from me. I took a stand on

1155
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,719
the contract issue.

1156
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: Well, then I blow the doors off of the bill fight.

1157
00:56:04,159 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: No, but I get that. But my point with you

1158
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,800
with comedy is I go, if they're not giving you,

1159
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,880
if you're not finding opportunities here your there's opportunities in Buffalo,

1160
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,000
and you'll drive. You just drove a motherfucker Ohio. Man,

1161
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:19,039
you told the whole story. You'll go where the job is.

1162
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,320
And I think that you're funny enough that that's the stuff.

1163
00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:27,000
And much like my son who is had played AAU

1164
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:32,159
basketball in Alabama and then and then comes back, I'm

1165
00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:35,280
taking the camera off you, but then comes back here

1166
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,559
and it's like sophisticated plays that he's learning and he

1167
00:56:39,559 --> 00:56:42,239
struggles with that a little bit. The thing is like

1168
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,480
it was easier there. Yeah, but you can just take

1169
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,119
it up, give yourself a break. You need court time.

1170
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,880
So if it's if we have to find court time

1171
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,679
somewhere else for you to build the confidence up, let's

1172
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,880
do it. If you need to find stage time somewhere,

1173
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,920
let's how do we do that? How do we find that?

1174
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,760
What is that? What is it? You know? Is it

1175
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,599
live bilified shows out somewhere with Dougie Fresh close in

1176
00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:08,360
the night with you and we'll.

1177
00:57:08,199 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: Get a couple of other guys. I was thinking that

1178
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:15,960
not too long ago. Yeah, a company party at barn Exemps.

1179
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,199
Speaker 1: Oh you did that? Yeah, Oh yeah, I think I've

1180
00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:19,000
been out there before.

1181
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,199
Speaker 2: It's been there forever.

1182
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've been. I got no. I think

1183
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,400
I did spend report exams, spend support. I did it

1184
00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:31,960
once and I did a comedy show there and I

1185
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,559
killed and then uh, the last time I brought up

1186
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:37,559
merrit Ron and a guy almost punched me in the face.

1187
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, you see now that guy should have

1188
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,079
just taken as humor instead of coming up all pissed off.

1189
00:57:44,239 --> 00:57:46,199
See that's the kind of person where the customer is

1190
00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:47,199
always right, No, they're not.

1191
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: Well. I wasn't gonna, I wasn't gonna No, of course,

1192
00:57:51,159 --> 00:57:54,320
Here's the thing. Is like the bottom line with most

1193
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,079
things in life for me is I don't really care.

1194
00:57:57,559 --> 00:57:59,800
I'll take an opinion because to me, it's fun to

1195
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,239
make it up and I'll banter and it's like boxing

1196
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,039
to me, right, But then you get punched in the

1197
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:08,199
face because you're hitting a little harder than I expected.

1198
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,920
All right, he went, well, I don't need this shit anymore.

1199
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,639
I don't need this shit anymore. Someone wrote me going,

1200
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,360
hey man, I'm thinking of boxing again. Where do you

1201
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,760
think I should go to train? And I got gym?

1202
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,480
I can give you many No, well, but the right gym,

1203
00:58:24,519 --> 00:58:26,480
the right people. I'll say it. I'll say it here.

1204
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,559
I think that there's a gym in Rochester. There's a couple.

1205
00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:34,880
There's Nasty Knuckles, which does a really great job. They're

1206
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,360
out on the West Side. But I'm a big fan

1207
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:41,519
of Coach Barco and I think what he's done with people.

1208
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:44,280
I've sent people quietly to him over the years who

1209
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,559
I felt like there was no more that I could

1210
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:48,239
teach you or anything. And I don't have a ring

1211
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:52,079
and I don't have sparring equipment. I think he's amazing

1212
00:58:52,119 --> 00:58:55,199
what he's done. Coach Barco and Webster is really good.

1213
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:58,599
But there's no bad boxing gym. Please. If I don't

1214
00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:01,519
know it, I'm not, you know, singling one outs. Oh,

1215
00:59:01,559 --> 00:59:05,880
they're superior to everybody. He's he's just a great human

1216
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,360
being and to me into my in my opinion and

1217
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,159
nasty knuckles. I've heard great things about. I've never been

1218
00:59:12,159 --> 00:59:15,079
in their gym. Uh. And there's a couple others that

1219
00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:17,400
are slipping in my mind at the moment. And I think.

1220
00:59:17,239 --> 00:59:21,199
Speaker 2: Everybody, because you're in your fourth battle Champagne.

1221
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: Blowing my fucking cover. I thought I could trust you.

1222
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:30,400
You're what are you doing? I did? I had, I

1223
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,119
had meetings that went into a happy New Year's today.

1224
00:59:33,159 --> 00:59:33,679
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

1225
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,119
Speaker 1: I came here today and Doug is always early, and

1226
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:41,920
I knew this, and I'm driving in and I had

1227
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,840
just gotten a call from my father. God God, I

1228
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,960
love that guy. And he's trying to buy my brother

1229
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,800
in law gift for his birthday and he's like, yeah,

1230
00:59:51,079 --> 00:59:53,679
I don't want to get look. I go, well, he

1231
00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:56,199
does enjoy reading. You can't let you can't pick somebody

1232
00:59:56,199 --> 00:59:58,880
else's book. And he goes, I used to get the shirts,

1233
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,039
but nobody wears him. I go those shirts you got,

1234
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,960
and my father would buy really high end even though

1235
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,800
they were off the rack, double cuff's, certain stitching and

1236
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,519
all this stuff shirts for me and my brother and

1237
01:00:12,559 --> 01:00:15,320
my brother in law. And I said, I wear them.

1238
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,960
I still get compliments on those shirts. She's like, oh,

1239
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
maybe that's it. And then he said to me, he

1240
01:00:21,079 --> 01:00:22,920
calls me so, I said, why don't you look for

1241
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,440
something like that? Calls me back. I'm driving in here.

1242
01:00:26,519 --> 01:00:30,559
He goes, hey, I just want to thank you. And

1243
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,199
this is like sort of a rarity with my dad.

1244
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:38,039
You know, really cerebral, bright guy, a little odd to

1245
01:00:38,119 --> 01:00:40,360
some people. Maybe I found his humor. I think he

1246
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,960
may be, if not the funniest, certainly one of the

1247
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,599
funniest human beings I've ever been around. Just naturally funny

1248
01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:50,920
and fucking brilliant. Doug to like, you know, doctor and

1249
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:56,119
philosophy kind of guy, says I got. I ordered him

1250
01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:59,599
a sweater and I said, okay, ah to you. You

1251
01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:02,920
look on these Amazon and stuff a ten to fifteen

1252
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,800
dollars sweaters, but they look like ten or fifteen dollars sweaters.

1253
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,280
And I remember now when we went down to see

1254
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,400
my sister on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus arrives on the

1255
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,880
Potomac via jet skis via water skis. So we go

1256
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,119
to see water skiing Santa and my sister starts a

1257
01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:21,679
conversation with a guy at another table, going, I like

1258
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:24,280
your sweater. So he's like, I got one of those sweater.

1259
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:29,079
I saw that seventy five dollars. I figured, you know

1260
01:01:29,159 --> 01:01:31,119
it's him. I got to do that. At least that

1261
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:34,199
I couldn't get him a ten or fifteen dollars gift.

1262
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 2: It's not always in the price. I know.

1263
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: I know that, and so does my brother in law.

1264
01:01:40,719 --> 01:01:43,039
And it was funny because we went to the Spy Museum.

1265
01:01:43,079 --> 01:01:46,320
Warner in the Spy Museum, Yeah, they were funny. I

1266
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,880
just saw something fucking phenomenal. It really is great and

1267
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:52,320
very interesting, at least to me. So we go to

1268
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,239
the spy ys. My father calls me next saying, he goes, hey,

1269
01:01:54,239 --> 01:01:55,920
how much do you think the tickets to the spy museum?

1270
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,119
Wom I go, I don't know. I offered to pay.

1271
01:01:58,199 --> 01:02:00,760
I talked to my sister, but he was paying. No,

1272
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,760
they were like thirty something dollars, yeah a ticket, and

1273
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,440
there were four of us, and he paid it and

1274
01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:07,280
never apped maybe there was five of us. He never

1275
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,800
asked a thing, never said that the museum it's fucking

1276
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,360
huge and it's amazing. Yeah, it is really incredible. And

1277
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:18,679
then my father goes, oh, listen to your podcast. I

1278
01:02:18,719 --> 01:02:21,679
heard you talking about the the fake ball sack that

1279
01:02:21,719 --> 01:02:24,639
they had. I go, yeah, he goes, that's all you

1280
01:02:24,639 --> 01:02:26,440
took away from the entire museum. They had a fake

1281
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,199
ball sack that they put a recording device in. And

1282
01:02:29,239 --> 01:02:32,039
I said yes, and he goes, but I go and

1283
01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:34,679
let me explain this. Let me explain this to you.

1284
01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:39,159
I have to explain this. Anybody who's a spy, and

1285
01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:45,519
I know people who have trained spies, okay, anybody who

1286
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:50,559
would qualify to be a CIA agent or hire in

1287
01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:55,880
some secret operative spy world. They probably scored somewhere in

1288
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,039
the old school days of a sixteen hundred on their SATs.

1289
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,880
They speak moreultiple languages. They know the customs of different countries,

1290
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,400
so they can blend in. I don't know the country,

1291
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,159
the customs of India. I don't know the customs of

1292
01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:11,920
Saudi Arabia. I couldn't Taiwan, right, I would walk away,

1293
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,039
you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't know any

1294
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:17,239
of this ship. I don't speak these different languages. These

1295
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,239
are brilliant, brilliant, brilliant people and brilliant minds, and people

1296
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,920
who are willing to risk. They love that sense of adventure.

1297
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,480
They'll do all these things. And you gotta put a

1298
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,239
ballsack on and carry this secret device in. Do you

1299
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,760
see what I'm saying? The dichotomy to me is funny.

1300
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,480
It's like I would always say, like the funniest.

1301
01:03:35,039 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 3: Thing to a doctor. Noah, absolutely not. I'm sure Connery

1302
01:03:40,159 --> 01:03:43,840
my bullsack. You're gonna put it on money Penny. She's

1303
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,119
a transgender as it is.

1304
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:48,599
Speaker 1: No Doug were standard there to look at this fake

1305
01:03:48,719 --> 01:03:51,440
ball sack. It's behind the glass, and they go they

1306
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:55,159
put recording devices in because they would pat down like people,

1307
01:03:55,679 --> 01:03:57,960
and they wouldn't pat down there. I got it, and

1308
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,960
so they got it in. Well here on the fake

1309
01:04:01,039 --> 01:04:03,079
ball sack. I just have to sell you. They had

1310
01:04:03,119 --> 01:04:06,840
these long, long, fucking hairs that were coming off, long

1311
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,920
gray hairs. And I hear from behind me, right on

1312
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,639
my left shoulder. All of a sudden, I hear, you know,

1313
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,199
somebody needs to go to the salon. It's my fourteen

1314
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,519
year old sign but then they had this whole thing

1315
01:04:18,599 --> 01:04:23,480
dude about like how women would use their feminine, their

1316
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,960
femininity to seduce guys and to.

1317
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 2: And to get stuff out of them. Yes, and it

1318
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,519
happens in today's world. And that's your ATM number.

1319
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: And then there was this couple. She postes a diamond,

1320
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,880
he postes a diamond dealer. She was a broker, I

1321
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,360
don't know. And they would wind up in these sex

1322
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,400
clubs where they would discover they knew kg B people,

1323
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,920
but they had to be fucking people in swingers clubs.

1324
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,800
And so your some of the greatest sex of your life.

1325
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 2: And it's all for.

1326
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,639
Speaker 1: The good of the man. It's all not even I

1327
01:04:57,679 --> 01:05:01,480
would go higher, I would go mankind, right. I prevented

1328
01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:04,400
a bomb from going off in the Middle East that

1329
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,559
could have led to World War three, all because.

1330
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 2: All for queen and country.

1331
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: Bill I fucked princes die and arrest, you know what

1332
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:12,760
I mean.

1333
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,639
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, holy shit, holy shit, this is amazing.

1334
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,079
I'm sure that's in one of the spy rooms that

1335
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:23,880
that Princess diet takes it in the mud whistle.

1336
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: Yes, she was a mud whistler.

1337
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 3: You have all day every day. She was supposed to

1338
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:35,840
be in Diamonds are forever. But I'm just saying gold

1339
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,199
Goldfinger was mud wish.

1340
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,639
Speaker 1: All right, here's what I was I had to say

1341
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:43,159
this month. So my father, like, who was an educator

1342
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,639
and is a doctorate in philosophy, says me, that's all

1343
01:05:46,679 --> 01:05:48,280
you took away from the spy Museum, And I go,

1344
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,880
do you see the diconomy of this? We have brought

1345
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,679
you down to a ball sack. But you speak multiple languages,

1346
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,920
know the customs of many countries, right, you know how

1347
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,719
to do all these things that would put you at

1348
01:05:57,719 --> 01:06:00,920
a high level. You can blend in at the most

1349
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:04,440
elite settings in the world. We're billionaires and you know

1350
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,440
people who are highly educated. You can walk in there

1351
01:06:07,559 --> 01:06:09,920
and not have people go what the fuck's that guy

1352
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,840
doing here? It's not race and Randy walking and going, Hey,

1353
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,760
nothing against Randy, but I mean, henybody change.

1354
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:20,039
Speaker 3: That guy's got a big nutsheck on him. Don't speak

1355
01:06:20,079 --> 01:06:22,239
too well? Why do you want me to speak to

1356
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:22,920
your dickxer.

1357
01:06:30,079 --> 01:06:32,159
Speaker 1: Well, it's to sneak it in that you could pull

1358
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:34,679
it out in the bathroom and put it in my pocket.

1359
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,360
I could catch you, Doug. Yes, about nuts? Why I'm

1360
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,480
not a spot not all about nuts, buddy. You got

1361
01:06:40,519 --> 01:06:43,159
to think a little higher than that. Wat, let's go above

1362
01:06:43,159 --> 01:06:47,519
the waiste path. I've never I know I didn't either,

1363
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,280
That's why I stuck in my brain and I thought

1364
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:54,199
it was just the funniest always watch it's always. But

1365
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,320
I'll say, I'll ask you this like I would go

1366
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,719
if a young woman walked by her studio and I go,

1367
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,079
what a slut? Not funny? But that lady that we

1368
01:07:01,119 --> 01:07:03,239
always say is looking for pennies and I go, by

1369
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,440
the way she gets such a fucking whore. I find

1370
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,800
that funny. It's the dichotomy that makes things funny. That's

1371
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,320
a big word. Well, it's not a big word.

1372
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 2: It's it's just economy. It's something I don't hear a lot.

1373
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: But but I mean, you know what I'm saying. It's

1374
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:19,280
it's the the opposite, right, It's not what I'm expecting.

1375
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,239
And that's where the humor comes from in that. That's all.

1376
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,840
And I want you to stop being afraid of you know,

1377
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,760
I'm thinking you have to stick to whatever whoever's booking

1378
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,880
stages or that, fuck them, go where you want to go, gotcha,

1379
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:31,719
that's it.

1380
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,159
Speaker 2: I gotta work out some new material, that's for sure.

1381
01:07:34,239 --> 01:07:36,639
Speaker 1: Well, you had one that practically made me spit all

1382
01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:39,360
over my keyboard, just can you tell it?

1383
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dating old women is a few. I'm dating

1384
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,360
this older woman and having sex with her is like

1385
01:07:48,719 --> 01:07:51,559
like an erold swartz in your action movie, Like, hey, Ethle,

1386
01:07:51,559 --> 01:07:53,239
you want to go have some sex and she's running

1387
01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:59,199
in Yeah. Right, But the same thing is that that's

1388
01:07:59,199 --> 01:08:03,039
how she actually because she had a stroke seven years ago. So, hey,

1389
01:08:03,119 --> 01:08:06,440
I thought you want something? You want some waffles for breakfast?

1390
01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:13,679
They're strong, But there's an audience for that. And the

1391
01:08:13,679 --> 01:08:15,840
more I think about it is like, I'll just work

1392
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,119
on my my act and hopefully there'll be people enough

1393
01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:22,000
people that'll like it. And another one bites of dust.

1394
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Speaker 1: It's right, buddy, you only brought the one. Yeah, I

1395
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:27,359
only brought them all. Maybe there's something in the fridge. Nope,

1396
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:30,760
but there's something across the canal. Do you want any

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ob you there? Maybe Maulberry's maybe what mulconnors, Yeah, yeah,

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we will take a moment. I want to go back.

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There's been some phone calls that have come into our

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phone number that'll scrolls along the bottom five A five

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two oh six eighty eight sixty six, and we'll see

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what these people have to say, and we'll get to

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Speaker 6: Shoes driving Last Friday on our way to Cincinnati on

1420
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a snow like Christmas Eve. Singer Bill going home to

1421
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see your Mama and Daddy with the baby in the

1422
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back seat, fifteen miles ago, when she was running on

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faith and guests lead, it'd been alone.

1424
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Speaker 1: Now the greatest thing would be do you remember the

1425
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song the Leader of the Pack? Yeah, and the Leader

1426
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:21,680
of the Pack. They played screeching noises like as the

1427
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:26,079
motorcycle crashed ca Yeah, my brother and I used to left.

1428
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,359
That's what they need.

1429
01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 2: Here did a remake of that song. You're never gonna

1430
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:35,359
believe this in the eighties, late eighties, Twisted sister, stop it.

1431
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:40,600
I'm serious in the air.

1432
01:10:41,399 --> 01:10:48,399
Speaker 1: What'd she say, Jesus, Jesus take the wheel? Yeah, but

1433
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:49,399
what I'd rather hear?

1434
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 2: I know? Yeah, I I called them plait a second,

1435
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:58,359
Good evening, everybody, Welcome to the Film Brand's podcast, the

1436
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,039
last podcast for two twenty four. That's right, but you

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got the one, the only, the HP Chicken money making

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Tower power Man in the hour twenty four seven, the

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one your mother warned you about dougging pressure. At this time,

1440
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I want you to keep your hands and feet inside

1441
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the car till the ride comes and complete stop. You

1442
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:18,840
can't duple gamy, you can't wrap, but gay brothers and sisters.

1443
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All you can do is I appreciate me.

1444
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really good. Here, Yeah, that's my man

1445
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:27,000
right there.

1446
01:11:27,039 --> 01:11:30,079
Speaker 2: I think we should open a strip club. That way,

1447
01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:33,720
you can hear it every hour on the hour. You

1448
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,000
you work in the kitchen on a fan strip, you

1449
01:11:36,039 --> 01:11:38,680
know that will make you a fan. Stupid, right, and

1450
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,159
you're don't be afraid. Here's don't have fears drip clubs.

1451
01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:44,800
I don't have fear strip And so in this champagne room,

1452
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,760
we'll have the Moran room. Here's here'll be a jungle gym.

1453
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,920
But here's with the tops on the wall. And if

1454
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,000
you can climb and listen a minute, you get a freeze.

1455
01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:54,159
Speaker 1: Got No, it's like you know those walls where you climb,

1456
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:56,520
but it's all dill those you gotta grab grab crap.

1457
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,840
I don't grab that one. It's a little loose. Uh oh,

1458
01:12:00,199 --> 01:12:05,199
small way. I think that my thing with strip clubs

1459
01:12:05,359 --> 01:12:09,159
was always I was fascinated by the personalities. I was

1460
01:12:09,239 --> 01:12:10,239
fascinated that.

1461
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 2: Because that's why most people go to strip clubs.

1462
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:16,359
Speaker 1: I know that sounds weird. I understand that, and I

1463
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:19,319
there's something in me. I know I'm a different dude.

1464
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,399
I understand that I'm a slightly different dude. I think

1465
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:23,640
I believe you're.

1466
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 2: Not the only one that doesn't care for strip clubs.

1467
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,319
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying I don't care for strip clubs.

1468
01:12:28,359 --> 01:12:30,560
It's something different. And I know that this is gonna

1469
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:36,960
sound fucking bizarre. I absolutely fucking loved having strippers on

1470
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,840
my show. When I did Afternoons on a rock station

1471
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,119
and I would have the strippers in. I loved it.

1472
01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:47,239
Why because I loved what was the psyche? What is

1473
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:50,439
it that makes you no.

1474
01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:52,960
Speaker 2: Wan to take your clothes off money and make.

1475
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:56,119
Speaker 1: You take your clothes off for money? What? What is there?

1476
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,840
A self esteem issue? Is there not? Are you so confident?

1477
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:02,560
Are are you not confident? Did you have is all

1478
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,960
the theories about daddy issues true? I have no fucking idea.

1479
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,560
I found it to be a psychologice I fucking loved

1480
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,880
and especially the ones that I had on. These were

1481
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,520
girls who traveled the country. They were featured shows at

1482
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:20,800
different strip clubs like comics. Yes, and I loved it and.

1483
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,159
Speaker 2: They were I can always be funny, they can't always

1484
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:23,600
be hot.

1485
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,159
Speaker 1: No, there's there's a shelf life. I got it. You know,

1486
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,279
sometimes it says expires in twenty twenty five. Better hurry up.

1487
01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:34,000
I'm just saying, like, to me, it was very interesting

1488
01:13:34,079 --> 01:13:37,880
and some of these women were like really fucking cool

1489
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,479
and smart, and we're like, eah, I just kind of

1490
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,800
fell into it. I don't know, and you know, I

1491
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,640
was able to rise up to this point and they're

1492
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:46,560
paying me to go here, and what do I care?

1493
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,520
And that I appreciated more than the chick. There was

1494
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,560
one chick that came in and I told her to

1495
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:56,640
bring loose chains down to the mirage and he got

1496
01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:00,640
Dennis got so pissed he canceled all his advertising. So

1497
01:14:01,119 --> 01:14:04,239
fucking fucking killy what I think he would have killed

1498
01:14:04,279 --> 01:14:06,880
me because I'm like, you know, bringing loose change down

1499
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,000
that way you can stick it to you.

1500
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be Yeah.

1501
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,560
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny because she was a little bitchy,

1502
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,239
this woman. But my point being that I found the

1503
01:14:18,359 --> 01:14:21,840
psychology of a fascinating. I found it fascinating. My friend

1504
01:14:23,039 --> 01:14:26,439
people may know this name, Beth Donahue. Beth was maybe

1505
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:30,119
one of the truly authentically funny people I've ever met

1506
01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:34,000
in my life. Absolutely funny when he went out to lunch. Funny.

1507
01:14:34,039 --> 01:14:36,079
I was gonna do a radio show with her. I

1508
01:14:36,119 --> 01:14:38,359
flew down to Nashville and we did a tryout and

1509
01:14:38,399 --> 01:14:42,680
all this. I found Beth just to be a gift,

1510
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,359
a little kookie, but a gift. And she actually had

1511
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:49,800
a show with Steve Harvey, the original Steve Harvey Show.

1512
01:14:50,159 --> 01:14:52,880
She had a contract from CBS that was going to

1513
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:55,960
pay her ten thousand dollars a week. And then somebody

1514
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:00,079
else in the production said she was too fat, and

1515
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,680
that's terrible. I remember her saying that she was. She was.

1516
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 2: She must have been crushed by this.

1517
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:07,399
Speaker 1: She was crushed, and she was on the first stand

1518
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,479
and she was working a club, staying in a hotel

1519
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:14,399
on the first floor, and she's like, I I wanted

1520
01:15:14,399 --> 01:15:16,359
to kill myself, but if I jumped out the window

1521
01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:18,199
and only break a leg, right, you know what I mean?

1522
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,800
Like that kind of funny. And I found her just

1523
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:25,319
to be fucking hysterical. I don't even know what the

1524
01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:29,199
point of the story was. I don't know. Yeah, here

1525
01:15:29,239 --> 01:15:31,279
we are, Doug. It would be on New Year's Eve. Well,

1526
01:15:32,159 --> 01:15:35,000
but no, I know what the point was. The point is,

1527
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:37,560
I have no idea well.

1528
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:41,239
Speaker 2: I want to branch out into new comedy. Uh, like

1529
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,039
some guys talking about their wife or the girlfriend. Why

1530
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,119
don't have a wife or girlfriend?

1531
01:15:44,319 --> 01:15:44,560
Speaker 1: You know?

1532
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,600
Speaker 2: So I think maybe I should talk about being singler.

1533
01:15:48,279 --> 01:15:51,960
I'll tell you what. I was laughing my ass off

1534
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,760
in Wegman's last week. It was right before Christmas. Had

1535
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,319
to go and get some I know what it was.

1536
01:15:56,359 --> 01:15:58,399
I was going with my parents. I stopped to get

1537
01:15:58,399 --> 01:16:03,600
some soda and I go to get some scratchers. Guy's

1538
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,079
next to me with his wife. He's got three bags

1539
01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:09,119
on this arm, three bags on this arm. She's putting

1540
01:16:09,119 --> 01:16:12,079
her money, and she turns them, points at him and says, now,

1541
01:16:12,119 --> 01:16:16,039
don't go anywhere, and he goes, where the fuck am

1542
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:18,560
I going? You got the car keys?

1543
01:16:19,039 --> 01:16:19,279
Speaker 1: Bill?

1544
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:23,399
Speaker 2: I started laughing, and as I'm typing out what I

1545
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:27,199
want or pushing the buttons, I was just talking to myself, like, so, Doug,

1546
01:16:27,279 --> 01:16:30,239
how's the single life? I go wonderful every time I

1547
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:31,000
go to Wegmans.

1548
01:16:31,039 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: I feel blessed.

1549
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,279
Speaker 2: And then he starts laughing, where am I going? You

1550
01:16:35,319 --> 01:16:38,159
have the car keys? And he wasn't going anywhere, right.

1551
01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:41,640
It's just one of those funny things. You something I

1552
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,520
can relate to and keep going. Sometimes I do comedy

1553
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:48,800
in a in the car and I forget to. I

1554
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,960
sometimes I videotape myself if I think it's a good bit, and.

1555
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 1: So you remember it.

1556
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,800
Speaker 2: I try to. Yeah, and now I get a pat.

1557
01:16:56,319 --> 01:16:57,079
Speaker 1: Right every day.

1558
01:16:58,119 --> 01:16:59,159
Speaker 2: That's on the to do list.

1559
01:17:00,079 --> 01:17:02,680
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, we have to uh get

1560
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,920
I have a voicemails. Yeah, these are well, I believe.

1561
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:11,520
So it's retrieving the audio that's a little disappointing. I

1562
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,039
have lost it, you have. Yeah, I have crossed the

1563
01:17:15,119 --> 01:17:18,479
threshold because I was going somewhere with that Beth Donahue

1564
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:20,920
story and the whole story of and I don't know

1565
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,479
where I was going, uh ten thousand dollars a week.

1566
01:17:27,319 --> 01:17:30,439
That was absolutely devastating. Right, and she went on and

1567
01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:32,600
now I think she works in a grocery store or something.

1568
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,600
But she's happier than she's ever been. Here we go.

1569
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,159
Voicemails at five, five, two or six as.

1570
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 7: Hey, Bill, I just got a couple of things. Kevin's

1571
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,199
working really hard at becoming my new hero. He loves hockey,

1572
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:46,359
he loves the sur ship, and he came up with

1573
01:17:46,399 --> 01:17:50,600
a Diehard two reference from you talking about hacking the airplane.

1574
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:56,279
Number two, poor soldier must get totally fucked up by

1575
01:17:56,319 --> 01:18:01,520
moving sidewalks. And number three New Year and enjoyed. And

1576
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,439
I hope next year is fantastic for you.

1577
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 1: That was very sweet that Mark did talk about phobia.

1578
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,800
Is your old coworker a soldier. He talked about Phoebe's

1579
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,640
he has a phobia escalators. Now this same guy called back,

1580
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,319
here you go.

1581
01:18:19,279 --> 01:18:22,600
Speaker 7: Hey, Bill, never mind, fuck Kevin. He just changed the bills.

1582
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:28,560
Speaker 1: He did say, this is my hang on, here's one.

1583
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:37,239
Speaker 4: There you go, Hey, motherfucker's I've called three times the

1584
01:18:37,359 --> 01:18:40,199
first hour because the sound was not I.

1585
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:45,600
Speaker 1: It was, it was these are the calls. I have

1586
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,159
a voicemail full of these.

1587
01:18:47,359 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 2: Yes, any good ones or just say.

1588
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:53,359
Speaker 1: No, there's a bunch of good ones. But talk about

1589
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:56,279
Jimmy Carter. Yesterday I did. It was one hundred. Yeah,

1590
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:57,880
I was in grammar school when he was a president.

1591
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,880
Well here's the thing that I said about Jimmy Carter.

1592
01:19:01,119 --> 01:19:03,600
The takeaway. You could talk all the things you want

1593
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:08,159
about Jimmy, politics, whatever, he had a bigger impact. I

1594
01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:12,119
feel like sometimes after after yeah, because he was such

1595
01:19:12,159 --> 01:19:16,640
a kind, benevolent I am a huge, huge, fan of

1596
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,880
Habitat for Humanity. I did a lot of stuff for

1597
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:22,680
Habitat for Humanity years ago, like hosting their fundraisers and stuff.

1598
01:19:23,199 --> 01:19:26,920
I liked it because there's sweat equity and people go, well,

1599
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,520
that seems a little weird. I think when you have

1600
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:34,319
you get pride in that. You know. MY big thing

1601
01:19:34,359 --> 01:19:38,000
a lot of times is do hard things, right, do

1602
01:19:38,119 --> 01:19:40,560
hard things, because when we don't do hard things, you

1603
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,800
get fat. Right. I stepped on the scale I've seen

1604
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,560
a number of the last two years. Do hard things.

1605
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,399
Go to the gym, lift the weights, do hard things,

1606
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,600
and because at the end of it you feel fucking

1607
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,399
satisfied and happy and all that. And that was always

1608
01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:57,640
my thing with radio is like I couldn't look at

1609
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,199
the end of the day and know where I was.

1610
01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:01,720
The ratings came out three months later. I have no idea,

1611
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,359
but if I hung a window or a door in

1612
01:20:04,359 --> 01:20:07,720
my house, I knew a sense of accomplishment. There's a

1613
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,840
sense of accomplishment, and I think that that is the

1614
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,039
key to real happiness. You know. I always say, like,

1615
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,600
why don't they I now equate history.

1616
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,359
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you that's one thing different in today's world.

1617
01:20:20,359 --> 01:20:23,319
That you have self accomplishment that you finishing up something

1618
01:20:23,359 --> 01:20:26,319
that you started on your own. Maybe not everybody owns it,

1619
01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:29,520
but this thing right here with a million uploads a

1620
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,119
day of just.

1621
01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:32,680
Speaker 1: Of bullshit.

1622
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hopefully somebody liking your page just gets some acknowledgment.

1623
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:40,319
Speaker 1: Right, But that's ridiculous because ore, and that's where I

1624
01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:43,840
have argued and I will still argue, and I try

1625
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,920
to do it in a less obtrusive way, is to

1626
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,960
say to people that you want to get your kids like,

1627
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,640
you're never putting the social media genie back in the bottle.

1628
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,680
It ain't happening. No, something new is coming down the pike.

1629
01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:00,239
TikTok's the big thing right now. Facebook's still around. On

1630
01:21:00,359 --> 01:21:04,399
Instagram is still around. It's not going away Instagram. But

1631
01:21:04,399 --> 01:21:06,960
but well, it's the highlights. It's the highlights of my life.

1632
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,159
I call it like history. We don't those were people too,

1633
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,399
those were people too, but we hear the highlights of

1634
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:17,199
Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson Washington. All right, you hear the highlights.

1635
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:18,279
It's like an Instagram.

1636
01:21:18,279 --> 01:21:20,359
Speaker 2: I bang the women, the use of data.

1637
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,640
Speaker 1: She still has a splendor and aunt from when he

1638
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:24,279
ate around, not.

1639
01:21:24,319 --> 01:21:25,560
Speaker 2: As tall as Eraham Lincoln.

1640
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:30,039
Speaker 1: But but he had wooden teeth. It's still splinter still there.

1641
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:31,840
I uh, but.

1642
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,079
Speaker 2: I nailed her cherry tree. I can I tell life

1643
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:37,560
her teeth are wooden too.

1644
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,119
Speaker 1: Dog? You fuck, I am stop it.

1645
01:21:40,239 --> 01:21:42,159
Speaker 2: You were making a point. You're doing so really.

1646
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,159
Speaker 1: Well, so good bath down of h No, I don't

1647
01:21:45,159 --> 01:21:46,800
even know where I was going with that. Why did

1648
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:47,840
I go down that path?

1649
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,319
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was watching Wizard.

1650
01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:51,840
Speaker 1: Of Today, Okay, why I don't know.

1651
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,159
Speaker 2: It was then when I was getting ready to come

1652
01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:53,520
out of here.

1653
01:21:54,800 --> 01:22:02,039
Speaker 1: But look, I've had two much New Year. Yeah you

1654
01:22:02,239 --> 01:22:04,720
think so, I have had too much New Year. I

1655
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:12,000
would say to you, dear Doug, that I think if

1656
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,600
most people talk no, I would tell you that if

1657
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,800
most people talk to me, they wouldn't think I was drunk.

1658
01:22:17,239 --> 01:22:19,600
I don't think. I don't think it's slur. I don't know,

1659
01:22:20,159 --> 01:22:21,640
but I am fucking buzzed.

1660
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, so put your pants in?

1661
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,039
Speaker 1: Yeah I got my pants back on.

1662
01:22:29,279 --> 01:22:30,960
Speaker 2: How long did that tattooed take? Anyways?

1663
01:22:34,159 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: But don't you feel satisfaction when you actually accomplish something?

1664
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,159
Speaker 2: Yes?

1665
01:22:38,199 --> 01:22:41,159
Speaker 1: And that's why do hard things push yourself a little

1666
01:22:41,199 --> 01:22:43,720
bit harder In twenty twenty five, You're going to feel better.

1667
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:47,479
And when you start accomplishing, let's say you lose five pounds,

1668
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,960
don't you feel a little more motivated to go. Fuck,

1669
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,039
I'm gonna get more salads, you know what I mean?

1670
01:22:52,199 --> 01:22:54,720
Or five more exactly, or I'm lifting weights and I

1671
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,680
get a little stronger. You can see the progression. Those

1672
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,439
are things that I think, Oh, the guns want to

1673
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:02,680
come on and play yes, and you build real self esteem.

1674
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,960
And that's why I always go you have to find

1675
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,960
a way, and I don't know what it is, but

1676
01:23:07,039 --> 01:23:11,159
I'm desperately trying to find it. That your kid finds

1677
01:23:11,239 --> 01:23:15,840
happiness and all of us find happiness from within. I

1678
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,920
did used to say something, and I caution my own

1679
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,000
self for saying this on the podcast, but I have said,

1680
01:23:23,159 --> 01:23:25,359
even to my sons, one of the most important decisions

1681
01:23:25,399 --> 01:23:28,359
you're ever gonna make in your life is who you

1682
01:23:28,439 --> 01:23:33,600
partner with. And I made a sort of a mismatch

1683
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,479
right in my partnership. There were good things, there were

1684
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:40,920
not so good things for me from me. The only

1685
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:44,279
way you do that is by settling your shit first.

1686
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,880
Know who you are, know what you like, know what

1687
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,880
your triggers are. Know how to control your emotions, the

1688
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,520
one thing every adult needs to do. If you haven't

1689
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,279
done this. As we head into a new year and

1690
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,399
going out, I don't make resolutions. What I'd like to

1691
01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:59,319
do something learn to control your emotions. Don't have that

1692
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,520
knee jerk reaction because it's never the right one, or

1693
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,920
more often than not, it's not the right one.

1694
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I date older women because more of

1695
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,199
the time they have Alzheimer's and if I fuck up

1696
01:24:09,239 --> 01:24:11,199
or say the wrong thing, she's gonna forget about it

1697
01:24:11,199 --> 01:24:12,279
in half an hour and I'm back to.

1698
01:24:12,239 --> 01:24:16,359
Speaker 1: Normal cherry pie.

1699
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:18,319
Speaker 2: So to be serious, did you want to get my

1700
01:24:18,399 --> 01:24:18,880
cherry pie?

1701
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:19,279
Speaker 1: Oh?

1702
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:24,079
Speaker 2: No, I sees I but jeez, Hallet didn't care for

1703
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:25,119
Do you know what I'm saying?

1704
01:24:25,319 --> 01:24:27,960
Speaker 1: Like, that's it, and I go. When you talk about kids,

1705
01:24:28,199 --> 01:24:30,520
the one thing you want to do is build their

1706
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:35,000
self esteem if you can to. So when they look

1707
01:24:35,119 --> 01:24:39,520
at Instagram or they get a nasty comment in something, they're.

1708
01:24:40,239 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 2: So much they've got to go out in a real world.

1709
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but once you show the way, Let's show

1710
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,079
the way. That's all I'm saying. Let's show the way.

1711
01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:50,880
We got another voicemail, right, now here we go here,

1712
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,760
it comes right here.

1713
01:24:53,479 --> 01:25:05,119
Speaker 5: Hey, motherfuckers, you fucker hambird. I'm on the back porch.

1714
01:25:07,199 --> 01:25:10,760
I was a tax break in nineteen sixty five on

1715
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:18,600
this day induced labor. Of course, you guys are fucking

1716
01:25:19,039 --> 01:25:24,439
killing me. And uh yeah, hammer, how you doing.

1717
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:26,760
Speaker 2: Celebrating earlier?

1718
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:32,199
Speaker 5: And I just forgot what I was thinking too, Maddy.

1719
01:25:32,319 --> 01:25:36,720
Speaker 2: No, ya, that's and that's why we were kids.

1720
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why we over. Yes, that's exactly right. Anyway,

1721
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:44,000
any resolutions, yes, many. I don't have any resolutions. I

1722
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:48,239
have things. Well here's the thing. Yes, So I did

1723
01:25:48,279 --> 01:25:50,520
something really really really hippie weird.

1724
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

1725
01:25:54,119 --> 01:25:57,359
Speaker 1: I wrote down with my mom and my sister when

1726
01:25:57,359 --> 01:25:59,800
I was down at my sister's house. We were we

1727
01:26:00,039 --> 01:26:01,840
the three of us, would stay up later than everybody else.

1728
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,560
It was great to connect with my sister. I'm five

1729
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,479
years older than her, she's much closer just because they

1730
01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:09,720
were both in the house. My brother, my younger brother

1731
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:13,760
who's eight years younger than me. And so we wrote

1732
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:16,720
down intentions for the year as though they happened, like

1733
01:26:17,159 --> 01:26:19,960
I wrote it this way. I don't know how they

1734
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:24,319
wrote it. I am so happy and appreciative now now.

1735
01:26:24,159 --> 01:26:24,960
Speaker 2: That I have.

1736
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:30,079
Speaker 1: Whatever whatever it is, and you do thirteen of those,

1737
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:33,920
and then each night you burn one until you're down

1738
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,000
to one. And that's the one you need to focus

1739
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,760
on for the year. I gohead, Doug, God for good.

1740
01:26:41,079 --> 01:26:41,960
Speaker 2: First thirteen days.

1741
01:26:42,079 --> 01:26:45,640
Speaker 1: No, well, the first thirteen the universe will take care of. Oh. Yeah, see,

1742
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:48,920
I know you don't believe in this shit. I know. No, no, Doug,

1743
01:26:49,039 --> 01:26:53,359
I know, I know you. Doug. You conservative. Yeah, I

1744
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,680
know you're a little conservative. I have appreciative beliefs. Yeah,

1745
01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:59,720
but these are weird, Doug. I mean, I'm giving you

1746
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:00,880
some fucking far out ship.

1747
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,760
Speaker 2: So you write down thirteen things every day you burn yes,

1748
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,000
after thirteen days.

1749
01:27:05,239 --> 01:27:08,119
Speaker 1: So you do it. You do it if you're supposed

1750
01:27:08,119 --> 01:27:09,600
to do it at the salstice, or you do a

1751
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,960
Christmas Eve. We did a Christmas Eve and I've been

1752
01:27:12,039 --> 01:27:15,880
doing that and other days. That's it, just until until

1753
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,880
they're gone and you have one left, and that's the

1754
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:21,159
one you focus on. Do I have them? Yes? My

1755
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:24,039
thing is do hard things. That's my phrase for the

1756
01:27:24,119 --> 01:27:26,680
year for me. For me personally, I need to do

1757
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:29,479
more hard things. I haven't done hard things. And by

1758
01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:31,159
that I mean make sure you get to the gym

1759
01:27:31,199 --> 01:27:34,840
and take the leap, and take take the yeah and going.

1760
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:37,880
I pitched the TV show recently to somebody and and

1761
01:27:38,079 --> 01:27:40,199
you know, we're putting together the deck for that and stuff.

1762
01:27:40,199 --> 01:27:43,159
And take the chance. Take to do hard things. Those

1763
01:27:43,199 --> 01:27:44,319
are hard and their.

1764
01:27:44,199 --> 01:27:44,960
Speaker 2: Heart was easy.

1765
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:47,520
Speaker 1: Everybody do it. It's hard to get the rejection. It's

1766
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:49,880
hard to get what do hard things? And I think

1767
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:52,119
if we all did hard things.

1768
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 2: I was almost so we do my hard things. You

1769
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:57,960
knew that when one was coming.

1770
01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:01,159
Speaker 1: That's why I kept saying it, give a gym, but

1771
01:28:01,239 --> 01:28:04,760
I really do yes, because you can. You can. It's

1772
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:08,239
not gonna happen today or tomorrow, but give it a

1773
01:28:08,279 --> 01:28:11,680
concept tomorrow. She was losing weight. You know what it takes, man.

1774
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:18,640
Speaker 2: I downloaded something. It was a little commercial or something.

1775
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:23,680
It's saving ten thousand dollars. Yeah, in two hundred days.

1776
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,239
And each day you have an increment of money that

1777
01:28:26,279 --> 01:28:28,560
you say in a box. And the end of two

1778
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,640
hundred maybe it's two hundred and fifty five days. You've

1779
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,359
got nobody has the code to her box. That's so

1780
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:38,000
new money penny, Well that might be money, penny. Do

1781
01:28:38,039 --> 01:28:42,760
you like my Sean Connery something like that. Yeahah, do you.

1782
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,600
Speaker 1: Have anything for twenty twenty five, sir?

1783
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:49,279
Speaker 2: Losing weight? Yeah, working on comedy more. Yeah, I want

1784
01:28:49,359 --> 01:28:50,399
you to do that, putting something.

1785
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:52,680
Speaker 1: Not that I have any control over that assertion, but

1786
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:54,560
I would like to see you do that. I think

1787
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:56,720
that there are great things in comedy for you, and

1788
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:58,640
I think you need to just tune out the world.

1789
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:02,199
Write anybody who you feel as though has given me.

1790
01:29:02,199 --> 01:29:05,199
Speaker 2: Go to work at New Avenues and that and Comedy

1791
01:29:05,239 --> 01:29:07,039
Avenues to talk about it age.

1792
01:29:07,239 --> 01:29:09,399
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right too, but.

1793
01:29:09,359 --> 01:29:12,319
Speaker 2: I've been the The act that I have is thin

1794
01:29:12,479 --> 01:29:14,800
are things that are all relatable to me that I

1795
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:19,640
believe it, so it comes off is I'm not making

1796
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,880
believe making things up. I don't think that would come

1797
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:26,239
off good, but I might try that. Authenticity very important,

1798
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:30,279
even some documentaries and watching on TV, like.

1799
01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:33,800
Speaker 1: I've had some champagne, maybe more than just this bottle.

1800
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:36,479
Maybe today I will tell you I can still say

1801
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,840
authenticity very good.

1802
01:29:38,359 --> 01:29:39,079
Speaker 2: Can you spell it?

1803
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:42,640
Speaker 1: A U T H E N C I T Y.

1804
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,560
I couldn't tell you.

1805
01:29:45,399 --> 01:29:48,159
Speaker 2: But yeah, being authentical, they say it's very important because

1806
01:29:48,159 --> 01:29:50,279
the audience will audience will feel it.

1807
01:29:50,319 --> 01:29:54,479
Speaker 1: If we're savvy people these days. We know and we

1808
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:55,520
know authenticity.

1809
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, to do the Bill Moran Comedy Show Fair, Yes,

1810
01:29:58,720 --> 01:29:59,439
we gotta do it.

1811
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:03,720
Speaker 1: We have to. Happy New Year, my friend, Doug. I'm

1812
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:05,359
so happy you were here for the last show of

1813
01:30:05,399 --> 01:30:09,159
twenty twenty four. It has been a blast by putting

1814
01:30:09,199 --> 01:30:12,840
up with my and I am ready for good riddance myself.

1815
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:15,720
I've never felt that way about a year so much

1816
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:17,760
as I have this year, so much as I have

1817
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:19,399
this year. But I wish you all the best in

1818
01:30:19,399 --> 01:30:23,000
twenty twenty five, friend, and thank you for being part

1819
01:30:23,039 --> 01:30:27,680
of all of this. Absolutely for Douggie Fresh. I'm Bill Moran.

1820
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:33,239
Will see you on New Year's Day. See anyone looking

1821
01:30:33,319 --> 01:30:36,680
borrow candle with Tennessee