Speaker 1: Yes, it is the Ben and Skin Show ninety one
Speaker 1: point one The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with
Speaker 1: us today. Now, this segment right her is brought to
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Speaker 1: time for.
Speaker 2: This a kill.
Speaker 1: This thing's big.
Speaker 2: As you guys know, I'm an avid reader and one
Speaker 2: of my favorite authors going right now is Kinzie Amazing.
Speaker 2: Plenty of great books you might have heard of, How
Speaker 2: to Clean your Beaver? Who Will Eat My Cookie? I
Speaker 2: liked one, Ben, I recommended this one to you. Who
Speaker 2: will Eat My Sausage? Yeah, just as love language, dude.
Speaker 2: So there's plenty of plenty of good, good books from her.
Speaker 2: Eating Out is a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Martha's Field Needs Plowed helped me understand what farmers go through,
Speaker 2: you know. And as a guy who lived in the country,
Speaker 2: I just never really knew the ins and out of
Speaker 2: actual farming though. So she's a very educational author and
Speaker 2: her latest book is uh titled Ben's Big Load.
Speaker 1: Hey Ben, is this for me? Script? For me? Is
Speaker 1: it okay to this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I went through the trouble of don't just don't look
Speaker 2: at it now, you know, I went to the trouble
Speaker 2: of buying this book, and uh, I went ahead and
Speaker 2: just typed it out on paper and I've I've got
Speaker 2: everyone's parts headline highlighted.
Speaker 1: So you don't have to pay for my load.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I think it's important.
Speaker 1: That thoughts and sports opinions don't Don't you do that
Speaker 1: a lot? Don't you take all the books you buy
Speaker 1: and write them out on paper? I did.
Speaker 2: All these long nonfiction books I've been writing too. The
Speaker 2: oral history of SNL took me forever.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's an SNL documentary on peacocks.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, can't wait?
Speaker 2: All right, I can't wait, So I won't have audio
Speaker 2: of it till next week, though, you guys good with that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When's that SNL movie going to be on a
Speaker 1: streaming service?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it in the month maybe maybe next month?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, wait until after the fiftieth.
Speaker 3: Or plus.
Speaker 1: But the Rangers.
Speaker 3: So, uh Ben's big load?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That Cynthia drop?
Speaker 2: This has been He's been carrying around a huge load
Speaker 2: for weeks. He needs to drop his load soon before
Speaker 2: it starts to leak. He wishes he could just release
Speaker 2: it and watch his huge load flow. He tried to
Speaker 2: drop off his load. He tried to drop his load
Speaker 2: off at Susie's place. Last week, But when he brought
Speaker 2: it by, she said.
Speaker 3: Not here, your load reaps.
Speaker 1: His load is overbearing. He is filled up to the brim.
Speaker 1: He needs to dump his load soon or it might
Speaker 1: be the end of him. His friends can tell he's hurting.
Speaker 1: They see that something's wrong. They asked Ben about his
Speaker 1: load and why he's been waiting so long. I have
Speaker 1: nowhere to dump it, he says. Every place I try
Speaker 1: says no. Do you guys have any suggestions? Where do
Speaker 1: you let your loads go?
Speaker 2: I just release it any place at anytime. I don't
Speaker 2: care where I release my load. Is that really a crime?
Speaker 1: I just released my load of my ex wife's last night.
Speaker 1: She's always down to take it as long as I
Speaker 1: get out of her sight. I release my load at Jim's.
Speaker 1: He can take quite a fill. Maybe you could ask him.
Speaker 3: He lives right up the hill.
Speaker 1: Wait, who's Jim Jim Siroy?
Speaker 2: That's the drummer of the Mighty Mighty Boss Stones. No,
Speaker 2: it's Joe Siroy. Ben decides to try it. What does
Speaker 2: he have to lose? He grabs his coat after finishing
Speaker 2: up his booze. Hey, Jim, how's it going, man?
Speaker 4: I have a favor to ask I've got a huge
Speaker 4: load and I need to dump it fast.
Speaker 2: You know what's weird is I've actually heard been asked
Speaker 2: that in realize to someone, Well, it's going to cost you.
Speaker 1: You can't just dump it for free. If I let
Speaker 1: you release your load here, what's in it for me?
Speaker 4: Just name a price, my man, anything at all. At
Speaker 4: this point, I'm desperate. I have no one else to call.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you can release it here. There's just one condition.
Speaker 1: If you tell anyone, you might end up missing.
Speaker 2: Been agreed to that, he knew what needed to be done.
Speaker 2: He released his load so fast it nearly weighed a ton.
Speaker 1: Now there's an image.
Speaker 2: There's an image on the fast page of that book.
Speaker 1: The look on Ben's face. Man, the substances. Yeah, his mouth,
Speaker 1: Ben's mouth is watering, He's biting his lip. And it's
Speaker 1: so funny. How many there was like multiple people that
Speaker 1: sent that to us today. Really it just came out. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I think what happened is some old gal put it
Speaker 1: on TikTok because TikTok's going away.
Speaker 2: It's also trending heavily and read it in the suddenly
Speaker 2: gay subreddit.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite suddenly gay, like just all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Hit you, you know, light please, you know what? I think?
Speaker 3: I'm gay? Like, I wasn't always just hitting me.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like you feel like a sandwich, just
Speaker 4: as you just you don't want to sandwich, You just
Speaker 4: want gayness.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's happened, stumble into some gay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, is that it common? Oh It's happened to
Speaker 1: me several times. I've just been shopping. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I asked someone an opinion of what I tried on.
Speaker 1: And then the next thing, you know, I've stumbled into
Speaker 1: some gay. Let me use my fist. Where did you
Speaker 1: have that?
Speaker 3: That's just sitting right here, just sitting there.
Speaker 1: Man. Have you ever stumbled into some gay? I just
Speaker 1: read a book about it. No, I didn't know you
Speaker 1: could stumbled into it. I figured you kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: wired that way, and that was your thing, the whole way.
Speaker 1: It depends on what part of town you're then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fell face first into I just fell face first into
Speaker 1: some gay. I wouldn't even try.
Speaker 3: And trivia question. How many people are on Earth?
Speaker 1: At least seven or eight? I know how many? Twine,
Speaker 1: there's eight billion people on Earth yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah yeah eight point two five billion as
Speaker 2: of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Places where I don't think they're keep an accurate count.
Speaker 1: But fine, this is a book.
Speaker 2: It's is a big world, right eight boon, And we
Speaker 2: live in a big city like Wonder'm I tell you
Speaker 2: would not be uncommon where I'm from or where Christina
Speaker 2: is from and crandall. So, uh, yesterday I went to, uh,
Speaker 2: the neurologist because I have one, and uh, just because
Speaker 2: I don't need to go, I just have one.
Speaker 1: You stumble into some gay, you stumble into a neurology.
Speaker 2: And I'm walking out to my car after the neurologist
Speaker 2: and I bump into part time employee at iHeart and Maddie,
Speaker 2: oh okay, and hey, she's in another building and she
Speaker 2: walked out and just started a parking lot and she's like, okay, T,
Speaker 2: what do you doing. I was like, well, it's my
Speaker 2: neurologist here, so my therapist is here, Maddie, Okay, small world, right,
Speaker 2: can happen the day before that? Up here in the
Speaker 2: iHeart hallways, I'm walking down the hall. I see a
Speaker 2: guy I'm kind of make eye contact. But then I
Speaker 2: do notice he's kind of staring at me, and I
Speaker 2: look back at him, and as I get closer, I go,
Speaker 2: Josh Hambledon. This guy was a fella, Not Josh Hamilton,
Speaker 2: was a guy who was my manager, one of my
Speaker 2: managers at Sports Authority in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, why are you just not telling us this?
Speaker 2: Because I just wanted to package it together with something else,
Speaker 2: and I didn't know that I was gonna see someone
Speaker 2: else I don't know where the next day. Eight billion
Speaker 2: people on the planet, and how straight. It's not strange
Speaker 2: to run into Maddie up here, but to run into
Speaker 2: her at a random like doctor's office, yeah, very strange.
Speaker 2: But Josh, I had not seen him in fifteen years,
Speaker 2: and he is like, I can't believe you remember my name.
Speaker 2: And he's just working with some company.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they do. Someone working on something
Speaker 3: in the building.
Speaker 2: Said he was doing something illegal, right, Yeah, he might
Speaker 2: listen to He's I've been he goes, I've listened to
Speaker 2: the show for many years now.
Speaker 1: You said he was up here stealing copper.
Speaker 2: We might have been getting some of that copper wire,
Speaker 2: taking the catalytic converter from everyone's truck in the parking garage?
Speaker 1: Did was he listening to the show? And we said
Speaker 1: that you used to work at Dick Authority. I'm from Baby,
Speaker 1: I don't know Sport Authority and Dicks Merge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bad joke.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can just stumble into some Dick's Authority if
Speaker 1: you're just out shopping.
Speaker 3: But think of eight million people.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's happens, right, But to see two people
Speaker 2: and it's like someone gets in fifteen years and then
Speaker 2: someone you've seen I don't know just kind of blew
Speaker 2: my mind.
Speaker 3: And it makes me wonder, who am I going to
Speaker 3: see today? Like can we keep the streak alive?
Speaker 1: It sounds like one of those books we need three
Speaker 1: in a row. Who am I going to see today? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, it was amazing. That's how we're going to
Speaker 1: end the show. That's so good.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you wanted to get into the Quinn
Speaker 3: you were stuff.
Speaker 1: Who am I going to it? I will. I'll never
Speaker 1: forget the time that KT stumbled into Maddie. He was
Speaker 1: right outside the free clinic her and he pointed his
Speaker 1: finger directly in her face. He raised his voice and
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 2: Eyes on the prize where you're going. Don't worry about
Speaker 2: people around you, head on a swivel, but also don't
Speaker 2: worry or interact with people around you. And Maddie didn't
Speaker 2: didn't want to work it, I heard anymore.
Speaker 3: Uh, that's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 1: Our good friend Christine's gonna play music for about a
Speaker 1: half an hour here and then we're gonna hand it
Speaker 1: off to Tyler. MAVs pregame MAVs Pelicans at seven tonight
Speaker 1: here on the Eagle. We'll see you tomorrow. Everybody here
Speaker 1: you going well, I'm gonna get my sack bag.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: We should just tip our caps to the Great Lamar Hunt.