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<v Speaker 1>This is pod Popular Podcast for the People, The.

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<v Speaker 2>Great Love Debate. It's the Great Love Debate, the Great

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<v Speaker 2>Love Debate. It's a Great Love Debase. Hi, get everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Howie. Welcome to the Great Love Debate, the world's

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<v Speaker 2>number one dating and relationship podcast since twenty and fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>I am here in the very fine studios of Pod

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<v Speaker 2>Popular Podcasts for the People. I am at the one

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<v Speaker 2>in Scottsdale, Arizona. But I'm gonna take you guys on

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<v Speaker 2>a trip. I just said, this is the number one

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<v Speaker 2>dating relationship podcast since twenty fifteen. Somebody asked me the

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<v Speaker 2>other day, which is the favorite episode of this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>I have ever done? Which one? If you had to

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<v Speaker 2>put one in the in the time capsule holds up?

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<v Speaker 2>And some people would be like, oh, that's like picking

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<v Speaker 2>your favorite child. I'm not a parent. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>can pick your favorite child. I think everybody has a

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<v Speaker 2>favorite child and they just don't want to admit it.

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<v Speaker 2>But this episode goes back five years. To go listen

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<v Speaker 2>to it to see if it holds up. It's very

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<v Speaker 2>relevant now because I did an episode a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago about how lousy everybody has become at interacting

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<v Speaker 2>on dates and how that just drove me nuts that

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<v Speaker 2>nobody else had a face to face. So this episode

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<v Speaker 2>was done pre COVID, before we lost our minds. This

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<v Speaker 2>was done in twenty nineteen. I had as my compadre

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<v Speaker 2>on this show the person who is probably more responsible

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<v Speaker 2>for this show being successful than anybody else, my producer,

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<v Speaker 2>the two time Emmy Award winning Keko, and we sat

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<v Speaker 2>down and we gave you a little glimpse of what

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<v Speaker 2>we believe is the key ingredients to dating success. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to revisit this now. You can call this cheating,

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<v Speaker 2>you can call us a rerun. I'm saying that this

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<v Speaker 2>is content that is relevant today. We're resurfacing it, we're

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<v Speaker 2>repurposing it, and we are bringing to you now. So

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<v Speaker 2>in joy, Hi again it once Brian How. We welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the Great Love Debate, the world's number one dating

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<v Speaker 2>and ladyship podcast since twenty fifteen, with me not as always,

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<v Speaker 2>but as preferred, the two time Emmy Award winning Kko. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>and she may regret being with me this time. We

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<v Speaker 2>will get to in a minute. So I met up

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<v Speaker 2>with an old friend of mine about a week ago,

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Gore she's a TV personality. She covers a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of things. She hosts a couple of TV shows around

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<v Speaker 2>the country, and she's been on this podcast before. She

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<v Speaker 2>did the podcast with me that we did from the

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<v Speaker 2>Carlisle Hotel about a year ago, so go check that

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<v Speaker 2>out if you want. Anyway, I asked her how her

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<v Speaker 2>marriage was going, and she said great, and that's always

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<v Speaker 2>lovely to hear, and I was very happy for her.

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<v Speaker 2>And I asked her what was great about it, because

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<v Speaker 2>too many times I hear it's going okay, or we

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<v Speaker 2>like the kids, and I never really got a good answer,

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<v Speaker 2>but she gave me a great and she explained that

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<v Speaker 2>her husband is a documentarian, which means to her and

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<v Speaker 2>to me that he is always curious. And we talk

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<v Speaker 2>about curiosity on this podcast all the time. Is it's

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<v Speaker 2>a really really important thing, and so every day it

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<v Speaker 2>feels to her like he is making a documentary about her,

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<v Speaker 2>which doesn't mean that he's like popping a camera on

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<v Speaker 2>her when she's doing her makeup. It just means that

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<v Speaker 2>he's trying to figure her out and learning her and

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<v Speaker 2>learning about her and asking things of her. And I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that was a really good thing for her. And

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<v Speaker 2>a good thing for their marriage and a good quality

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<v Speaker 2>to have. And as we have said many many times

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast, we've even done a couple episodes on it,

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<v Speaker 2>curiosity is not only an attractive quality, it's a really

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<v Speaker 2>valuable quality. I ask questions for a living, Keiko asks

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<v Speaker 2>questions for a living. We really value learning people, and

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<v Speaker 2>Keko will ask a question of anybody in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I value learning people, certain people a little bit less

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<v Speaker 2>than Cakeo, but she really will ask a question from

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<v Speaker 2>luber driver guy at the fruit stand, president of the

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<v Speaker 2>United States. She will ask anything of anybody. So we

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<v Speaker 2>really value learning people and trying to unravel the layers

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<v Speaker 2>that make people tick and make people think, and make

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<v Speaker 2>people live and ultimately make people love. So first and

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<v Speaker 2>foremost in this podcast, we are in the curiosity business.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what drives us, that is the unifying factor in

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<v Speaker 2>all aspects of the Great Love debate. And secondly, we

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<v Speaker 2>are in the conversation business, and a conversation that has

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<v Speaker 2>no end, that anyone can participate in and all are

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<v Speaker 2>welcome and all have a place. And third we are

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<v Speaker 2>in the opinion business because opinions matter, because opinions are

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<v Speaker 2>passionate and opinions are personal, and opinions park conversation and

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<v Speaker 2>debate and discussion and depth, and all of that flows

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<v Speaker 2>from opinion, which flows from conversation, which flows from curiosity.

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<v Speaker 2>But fourth, and we have been dragged a bit grudgingly

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<v Speaker 2>into this at the Great Love Debate over the last

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<v Speaker 2>few years, we are in the advice business, and sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>that means killing bad advice, and there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>bad advice out there, and sometimes that means giving fresh

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<v Speaker 2>advice and better advice and more practical advice, and advice

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<v Speaker 2>that comes from curiosity and the conversation and the opinions

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<v Speaker 2>and the feelings and the experiences of the literally tens

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<v Speaker 2>of thousands of people who've been a part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Great Love Debate over the last six years and the

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<v Speaker 2>more than twenty years I've been producing content about the

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<v Speaker 2>male and female dynamic, and over the I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how many years Keiko has been asking questions of people.

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<v Speaker 2>So some of that has trickled into the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>we have some things to say, and we have some

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<v Speaker 2>questions to ask, and we have some information to give.

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<v Speaker 2>So the reason thing that triggered this for me was

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<v Speaker 2>not just my conversation with Sarah. It was every once

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<v Speaker 2>in a while, meaning hourly, somebody will send me a article,

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<v Speaker 2>or somebody will send me a YouTube video, or somebody

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<v Speaker 2>will send me a meme or a blog about something

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<v Speaker 2>that has to do with the love and the search

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<v Speaker 2>for love and blah blah blah. And the thing that

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<v Speaker 2>has been sent to me the most where it says

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think of this over the last few years,

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<v Speaker 2>has been this thing. It was initially in the New

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<v Speaker 2>York Times and it was article called the thirty six

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<v Speaker 2>Questions that lead to Love? Kako, have you ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>that thing? It's center on the thirty six to six

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<v Speaker 2>questions that lead to love, and the premise behind it is,

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<v Speaker 2>if you ask these thirty six questions, you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere in your relationship or love is gonna spark. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, they don't lead to anything. These questions suck.

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<v Speaker 2>They lead to stress, and they lead to second thoughts,

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<v Speaker 2>and they lead to lying, and they lead to insecurity

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<v Speaker 2>because the answer to these questions aren't about how I

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<v Speaker 2>feel about them, It's about how you feel about them.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's judgment in them, and there is no confidence

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<v Speaker 2>in them. And the question claim that they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>make the other person more vulnerable, but what they're actually

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<v Speaker 2>doing is making themselves more guarded because they they aren't

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<v Speaker 2>confident and that these are the right answers, both in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of how they feel about it, because they're too

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<v Speaker 2>complex in the terms of how you receive it, because

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting graded on how good your answers are. So like,

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<v Speaker 2>for example, if you are on a first date or

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<v Speaker 2>a fifth date, or five months down the road and

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<v Speaker 2>somebody asked you, uh, some of these questions like like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up one of the questions

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<v Speaker 2>off of this, and again I'm always one who hates

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<v Speaker 2>the dinner guest choices and the where's the place you

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<v Speaker 2>want to travel? Because I think you're being judged on

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<v Speaker 2>your on your answer. So if somebody asked you, do

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<v Speaker 2>you have a secret hunch about how will you how

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<v Speaker 2>you will die? I don't think that's a good thing

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<v Speaker 2>to think about. I don't think it's a good question.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's loving. I think you're gonna really

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that's one of these thirty six questions. Another

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<v Speaker 2>one name three things you and your partner appear to

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<v Speaker 2>have in common appear for my purporne up here from

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<v Speaker 2>your point of view, like, that's not a good question.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to lead to to if a crystal ball

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<v Speaker 2>could tell you the truth about yourself, what would you

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<v Speaker 2>want to know? I don't want that. That's not fun,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not playful, it's not romantic. These questions are going

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<v Speaker 2>to lead to walls going up. So I cannot believe

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<v Speaker 2>that the traction that this got. I can't believe people

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<v Speaker 2>were printing this out and going on dates and asking

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<v Speaker 2>the people. And it's absolutely terrible. And it came out

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<v Speaker 2>of the Modern Love our blog pod whatever the whole

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<v Speaker 2>Modern Love world is in the New York Times, New

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<v Speaker 2>York Times, and I hate it. So I have been

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<v Speaker 2>working on this for a couple of years now, which

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<v Speaker 2>is my my retort to this, My response, and what

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<v Speaker 2>came out of this is what I call can I

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<v Speaker 2>have Little fanfair please? The twenty three questions that matter?

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<v Speaker 2>And these are the twenty quist any three questions that

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<v Speaker 2>matter because they're going to drive curiosity, they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>drive personality, they're going to drive vulnerability, they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>drive creativity, and most importantly, they're going to drive fun

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<v Speaker 2>between you and you want. Questions that lead to love

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<v Speaker 2>start with a spark, and a spark leads to banter,

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<v Speaker 2>and a banter leads to chemistry, and chemistry leads to love.

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<v Speaker 2>You got that. I'm tying a lot of threads together here, Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I came up with these questions, and these questions

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<v Speaker 2>are designed. If somebody does not want to answer these

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<v Speaker 2>questions or they don't feel comfortable answering these questions, then

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to date this person. Okay, there's not

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<v Speaker 2>a person you want to date. So I had to think,

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<v Speaker 2>who is the most private person? I know, who's the

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't want to show her cards in any way? And

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, I'm going to try out these questions for

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<v Speaker 2>the benefit of our vast great love debate audience and

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<v Speaker 2>ask these questions and won't behold that person is the

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<v Speaker 2>two time Emmy Award winning kaka.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. So is that how I ended up

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<v Speaker 1>in the seat?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how you ended up in the seat too.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, are we having a guest? No, we are not,

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<v Speaker 2>so Keiko, here's the deal. So I'm gonna ask you

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<v Speaker 2>all twenty three questions. Okay, you have to answer twenty

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<v Speaker 2>of them, I mean three times, and you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't want three times, you can pass, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>either because you don't have anything coming off the top

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<v Speaker 2>of your head or because you don't feel comfortable answering it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that fair?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fair, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think these twenty three questions are not only

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<v Speaker 2>better than the thirty six dopey questions in that thing,

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<v Speaker 2>these twenty three questions, whatever the answers are out of them,

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<v Speaker 2>if you go through the exercise of asking these questions

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<v Speaker 2>of your date or your partner or even your fiance,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to get closer to them. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>a spark to them. You're gonna banner, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have a really, really good time. Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice? Okay, I'm ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Question one, what do you want in your omelet? Cheese?

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. You get three ingreded and send the extra

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<v Speaker 2>one is a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty cheese cheese, and I'm happy to pay another dollar

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<v Speaker 2>your almet cheese? Question number two? I checked out at

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<v Speaker 2>Snickers? Yeah? Why do you don't make any apologies for

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<v Speaker 2>three questions. You only want cheese in your omelet, and

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<v Speaker 2>you want snickers. Yeah, okay, number three and some aer

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<v Speaker 2>harder than others. Okay, one thing you've never told anyone,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're dying to tell someone, And now someone's going

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<v Speaker 1>no murders in my background, just to make that clear, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>or that I should confess to or whatever. What would

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<v Speaker 2>So did something happened on a travel that you've never told?

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<v Speaker 2>But you, like, I really got to find the right

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I think, not because not because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's a bad question.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a bad question. I just need

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps on a future podcast, she's going to think of

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<v Speaker 2>it and reveal it. Yeah that was question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number four, I don't care if you sing karaoke,

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<v Speaker 2>although you should, but if you were going to pick

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<v Speaker 2>a song, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, Okay, So I'm not really a singer

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<v Speaker 1>as those.

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<v Speaker 2>Who different skill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is. It's just uh, let's see. I I

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<v Speaker 1>heard actually a guy on on the street the other

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<v Speaker 1>day on a doing a street karaoke of Desperado, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why it's coming to mind, Not because I love

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<v Speaker 1>that song or not or anything, but I just heard it,

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<v Speaker 1>and so that's what's that's what's triggering Desperado.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, if you would like to hear Keiko sing

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<v Speaker 2>Desperado on a future podcast, justice an email, gay.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to sing?

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<v Speaker 2>No good choice. I don't like that. Okay. Question five,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the best marinera sauce. I'm gonna leave the

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<v Speaker 2>pasta choice up to you. What kind of pasta are

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<v Speaker 2>you bringing to my marin AA sauce? Spaghetti, just flat

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<v Speaker 2>out spaghetti. I love spaghetti, the spaghetti thickness. Then, not

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<v Speaker 2>the cappellini, not the digel.

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<v Speaker 1>Hair, regular spaghetti, now the organic spaghetti, preferably imported from Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>But definitely very simple, very high maintenance, in real fast act.

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<v Speaker 1>I love spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 2>So just gold fashioned spaghetti, fashion spaghetti, good no spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 2>See reasonable. See I'm learning more about Keiko in these

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<v Speaker 2>first five questions than I have ever learned about Keiko.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Six. Okay, what crime could you most likely get away with?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, let's see here. What crime? Let me

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<v Speaker 1>think about that. What what are my choices on crimes?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, something like, uh, probably okay, this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>really a crime. But uh something happened to do with

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<v Speaker 1>confusing other people like I did no no, no, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I I had to take a bus from one terminaara here.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this is the last question. I had to take

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<v Speaker 1>a bus from one airport to another airport in Thailand,

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<v Speaker 1>and you couldn't actually do that unless you had a

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<v Speaker 1>ticket that was leaving from the other airport, which I

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<v Speaker 1>did not yet have fair evasion?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the scofflaw.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the one you're most likely. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>did get away with that, Okay, I did very much.

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<v Speaker 2>See if you ask somebody that and they just look

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<v Speaker 2>at you and they go murder, you should probably break

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<v Speaker 2>up with that person, or if they have something a

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<v Speaker 2>little too detailed, break up. So that tells you a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about about Keiko, very innocent person. Occasionally, she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>pay her fare in Bangkok, but that's also kind of

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<v Speaker 2>ballsy because you could risk doing a hard time like

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<v Speaker 2>Broke Down Palace. I believe that movie was Bangkok. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they smuggled drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, no it was. It was wasn't anything

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. All I did was just let the guy

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<v Speaker 1>know I needed to go the other airport, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I talked and laughed a lot, and you couldn't really

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<v Speaker 1>is a master waved me on to get rid of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, okay, fair evasion, fair her choice. I could

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<v Speaker 2>ask a lot of people that I don't think that

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<v Speaker 2>good for you. If I need you on the subway

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna jump the turnstile, yeah, okay. Number seven

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, mayonnaise?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, yes, boldly mayonnaise. Yes, me too. I'm I would

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<v Speaker 2>be more embarrassed to say that than you because there's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole lot of discrimination against mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not embarrassed to say it at all because

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<v Speaker 1>the reason it's my favorite is that I make it

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<v Speaker 1>into other things. So whether I now I'm particular about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, and I don't mind giving them a

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<v Speaker 1>free advertiser, but Hellman's or Best Foods, mayonnaise is the

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<v Speaker 1>only kind that I will actually eat much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird that one company has two names it likes

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<v Speaker 2>split me. Yeah, Hartis and Carls Junior are the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that. Yeah, that's a business thing, so

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<v Speaker 1>flat out maynaise, mayonnaise no, no, Yeah, I might mix

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<v Speaker 1>something into it or you know whatever. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>versatile and amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Good. See knowing you, I know you're a healthy eater

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<v Speaker 2>and I know you're a vegetarian. So the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you said mayonnaise, I'm like, Oh, there's hope that she's

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<v Speaker 2>going to eat that taste good, there's fat in there. Good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know your middle name if you could

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<v Speaker 2>choose it yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm okay, ummm, let's see. Gosh, it's funny you should

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<v Speaker 1>ask that because you know what, somebody actually gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a middle name yesterday, because very precious. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>why in real life I don't have a middle name.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little dicey to go through life with no

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<v Speaker 2>middle name, because when they're like sat like everybody sit

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<v Speaker 2>down and fill up the little bubble, and you have

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<v Speaker 2>to like, did you fake it or did you just know?

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<v Speaker 1>When you don't have a middle name, your middle name

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<v Speaker 1>is x X for yeah, for like legal reasons they

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<v Speaker 1>need three three letters. X is always your middle name

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have one. So yeah, so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>technically speaking, my middle name would be X.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, so what is the one you would choose that?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently you were just thinking about this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody gave me one yesterday. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>something like Laurel I. It was real pretty, it almost

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<v Speaker 1>said it was like lyrical and almost sounded.

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<v Speaker 2>Like miracle would be a wonderful name.

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<v Speaker 1>Preak goddess of some kind. It was yeah, pleasant, I

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<v Speaker 1>like that pleasant. Could I have that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, okay, my middle name is pleasant.

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<v Speaker 1>My middle name is pleasant.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Okay, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's a two part question.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day or Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Valentine's Day?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, thoughts about it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatsoever?

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<v Speaker 2>Memorial Day weekend or Labor Day weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Memorial Day?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think it's a it's a calmer weekend. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that people are are more thoughtful and it's more

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<v Speaker 1>about family time and being together. For some reason, I

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<v Speaker 1>think of Labor Day as being a drinking holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. See like I've heard Labor Day because

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<v Speaker 2>it means summer's over and it's the start of fall.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's me. Memorial Day a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>means that it kicks off summer. It's good. So your

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<v Speaker 2>Memorial Day, I'm Labor Day, you're Valentine's Day, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>probably Valentine's tattoo. Okay. Number ten, Would you like to

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<v Speaker 2>see a dessert menu?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely? Bring it on over.

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<v Speaker 2>Number eleven. If I went into your closet, how many

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<v Speaker 2>hats do you own?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe I have about ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Ten hats. Yes, wow, the mad Hatter hats? Are they all?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they baseball hats? Are they all kinds of hats?

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<v Speaker 1>They're mostly they're baseball hats. Yeah. I have some knit

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<v Speaker 1>caps that my niece made for me because she's a

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant knitter. She's a fiber artist. But I also have

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, number twelve, give me either your best celebrity impression

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<v Speaker 2>or say, I would like to order a hot chocolate please,

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<v Speaker 2>in an accent other than your own. So you have

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<v Speaker 2>a choice here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. Okay, let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a celebrity. Okay, I would like to order

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<v Speaker 2>a hot chocolate please and an accent other than your own.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, okay, let's see. Uh do I should I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you the celebrity first in case I'm not very good

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<v Speaker 1>at it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're gonna guess it. So you're choosing the celebrity,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know, because you know, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have that many friends, and I love my friends, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know how it is when you're.

423
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<v Speaker 2>Just Jennifer Aniston. Yes, secret Jennifer Aniston impression. Oh my god.

424
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<v Speaker 2>I know people who do professional Jennifer Anison impression. So

425
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<v Speaker 2>that's not good. That was exceptional.

426
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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

427
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<v Speaker 2>How often do you work on that?

428
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<v Speaker 1>Not very often.

429
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<v Speaker 2>I have an impression I call sex in the City.

430
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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

431
00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, back in Miranda's it's every line of every episode

432
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<v Speaker 2>of Sex in the City. Yeah, that's wow. You chose

433
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<v Speaker 2>the harder of the two. If you're asking some of

434
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<v Speaker 2>these questions and they pull out a secret Jennifer Aniston

435
00:22:05.079 --> 00:22:07.079
<v Speaker 2>impression that you've never heard, you're going to be in

436
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<v Speaker 2>love with that person. So don't you question my questions.

437
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<v Speaker 2>Keiko's whole revaluing her whole life. She's going to be

438
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<v Speaker 2>a Jennifer Aniston impression. Okay. Question number thirteen, which relative

439
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<v Speaker 2>do you not want to be stuck next to a

440
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<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving dinner?

441
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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Wow, that's uh, that's a really good one. Let

442
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<v Speaker 1>me think about that.

443
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<v Speaker 2>Pick one that doesn't listen.

444
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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness, Okay. I have a very weird family, But

445
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<v Speaker 1>not because I wouldn't want to sit next to them.

446
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<v Speaker 1>The truth is because I really adore them. They're so wonderful.

447
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<v Speaker 1>I would be so excited to sit next to any

448
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<v Speaker 1>of any of them. I'm not kidding you.

449
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sounds very boring.

450
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<v Speaker 1>I know that sounds od.

451
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<v Speaker 2>I'm putting that done as a pass. Okay, you can't

452
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<v Speaker 2>lame answer.

453
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<v Speaker 1>I know it's so lame, but but you know why.

454
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<v Speaker 1>It's because most of my family lives on the East Coast. Yeah,

455
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<v Speaker 1>and so I don't get to see them often enough.

456
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe if I hung out with them, they would drive

457
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<v Speaker 1>me crazy or something.

458
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<v Speaker 2>But she want to sit next to your mother?

459
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<v Speaker 1>But uh, yeah, that'd be all right. I don't I

460
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<v Speaker 1>don't get to hang with her very much.

461
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<v Speaker 2>So no, okay, answer. It tells me a little bit

462
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<v Speaker 2>about your family. All awesome.

463
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good.

464
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<v Speaker 2>But if a guy's dating you, they would be like,

465
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<v Speaker 2>are you kidding me? I can't believe you sent me

466
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<v Speaker 2>next to your uncle Lou. He's so terrible. No, oh no,

467
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<v Speaker 2>no terrible. No.

468
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<v Speaker 1>My family is so kind to everybody that comes to

469
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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Okay, Question fourteen. Yeah, would you rather

471
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<v Speaker 2>have a fifty dollars bill or fifty ones?

472
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<v Speaker 1>Fifty ones?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Really? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that people who use large bills or jerks.

475
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<v Speaker 2>That tells me a whole lot about it. I see,

476
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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd rather have a fifty dollars bill, probably

477
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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a jerk, but mostly because I think that

478
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<v Speaker 2>I'm less likely to spend the fifty as quickly. I

479
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<v Speaker 2>think if I have fifty ones, they're going to go

480
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<v Speaker 2>like confetti. If I have that fifty dollars bill because

481
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<v Speaker 2>of people like you, I don't. I'm a reluctant to

482
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<v Speaker 2>pull it out. People are going to mak change. I

483
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<v Speaker 2>think it's gonna last longer. So I'm a little more

484
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<v Speaker 2>frugal with my fifty dollars bill.

485
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<v Speaker 1>That's very interesting. Well, you know, this is an interesting

486
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<v Speaker 1>question because I wasn't thinking of it from that point

487
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<v Speaker 1>of view at all.

488
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't judge how you think about it. Mark,

489
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<v Speaker 2>what's your answer you, Yeah, No.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the I like the fifty ones because maybe

491
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<v Speaker 1>for the opposite reason, because they're easy to spend, but

492
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<v Speaker 1>because it's not a problem for other people. It's not

493
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<v Speaker 1>a problem for a shopkeeper. If I have a one,

494
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<v Speaker 1>I can get on a bus if I had, you know,

495
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<v Speaker 1>I just think once I can give it to a

496
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<v Speaker 1>homeless person.

497
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<v Speaker 2>The ones I want to look at home say sorry,

498
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<v Speaker 2>I've only got big bills.

499
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I want to give.

500
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<v Speaker 2>Them the one I tried that now I really want

501
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<v Speaker 2>to do. Yeah, you want to only got you got

502
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<v Speaker 2>a few bucks? I only got large bills.

503
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, oh, that's terrible. It is a terrible jerk.

504
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<v Speaker 2>It's honest, but I do only have large bills.

505
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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible, fault, terrible. You want to give a one

506
00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.720
<v Speaker 1>to a busker on the street, I mean, all the

507
00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:11.440
<v Speaker 1>ones are really you know. You know what my sister does.

508
00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you this when she she uses

509
00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:17.319
<v Speaker 1>one dollar bills and five dollar bills as bookmarks in

510
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<v Speaker 1>her books, and then when she returns them to the library,

511
00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:22.799
<v Speaker 1>she'll like put it in there when she returns the book,

512
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<v Speaker 1>and whoever finds it is going to be so happy

513
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<v Speaker 1>finding a dollar.

514
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it seems like what a rich person would know.

515
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<v Speaker 1>She's not rich either, but it's just like to bring

516
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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of joy to somebody's day. I mean,

517
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<v Speaker 1>is a lovely thing to do. And wonder I want

518
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<v Speaker 1>the suchift, easy way to do that. I want I

519
00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:41.079
<v Speaker 1>want a big one.

520
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<v Speaker 2>You like you came back from the club and you

521
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<v Speaker 2>got and you want to make it rain with a

522
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<v Speaker 2>bunch of ones. Okay, yeah, I want the fifty. Do

523
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<v Speaker 2>you know who's on the fifty? Who do you have

524
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<v Speaker 2>any guesses.

525
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<v Speaker 1>I don't as antis.

526
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<v Speaker 2>This is not one of the Jackson on the five.

527
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<v Speaker 2>If one of the twenty three questions is who's on

528
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<v Speaker 2>the fifty dollar bill, she's going to dump you, So

529
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<v Speaker 2>don't ask that sidebar as a Brian Howie questioned, who

530
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<v Speaker 2>is your guest?

531
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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson is ulysses uh.

532
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<v Speaker 2>Grant.

533
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Grant is.

534
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<v Speaker 2>On the fifty Grant is on the fifteen.

535
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<v Speaker 1>I did not know that.

536
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fun fact I didn't from the baby okay. Question

537
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<v Speaker 2>fifteen okay, for one year as your car, would you

538
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<v Speaker 2>rather drive a hearse or a smart car?

539
00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:25.519
<v Speaker 1>A smart car?

540
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<v Speaker 2>Just flat out yeah, even though you don't like to

541
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<v Speaker 2>feel safe in a little little, tiny freak car that's

542
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:32.960
<v Speaker 2>like a golf cart. Yeah, no hearse for you. No

543
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:33.960
<v Speaker 2>herse too creepy.

544
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just you know what, I'm going to get

545
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<v Speaker 1>my turn in the hearse someday.

546
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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'll ride in the back. I won't ride

547
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<v Speaker 2>in the will wait. Yes, fair enough on that macabre note.

548
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<v Speaker 2>Question sixteen, what animal are you most afraid of?

549
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<v Speaker 1>Oh? My goodness, okay, so I am afraid of those

550
00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:58.839
<v Speaker 1>nasty monkeys that they have.

551
00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:03.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hate the scientific term the nasty monkeys.

552
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:05.599
<v Speaker 1>You know, it might just be like brown monkeys or

553
00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:09.319
<v Speaker 1>something like that, but they are. There are wild monkeys

554
00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:12.160
<v Speaker 1>that are all over the place in a number of

555
00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:15.839
<v Speaker 1>the countries that I have frequented, like, for example, Thailand

556
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:20.480
<v Speaker 1>has got tons of wild monkeys all over dragons. India

557
00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:24.680
<v Speaker 1>also tons of wild monkeys, and they're they're mean. And

558
00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>I went to Malaysia recently and there were tons of

559
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<v Speaker 1>wild monkeys there and and it's so weird because the

560
00:27:31.319 --> 00:27:33.880
<v Speaker 1>tourists all go, oh, cute monkey, and they want to

561
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<v Speaker 1>go up to them and play with them. I have

562
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<v Speaker 1>a friend who got attacked by five of those monkeys.

563
00:27:38.519 --> 00:27:41.160
<v Speaker 1>They attack each other, you can tell by looking at them.

564
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Giant teeth, giant claws.

565
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<v Speaker 2>They are all over the animal kingdom. The attack monkey,

566
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<v Speaker 2>the attack monkeys.

567
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's it. I'm good with everything else, a kimodos.

568
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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

569
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<v Speaker 2>Interesting.

570
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<v Speaker 1>I stay out of their way, But the monkeys, they

571
00:27:58.039 --> 00:27:58.880
<v Speaker 1>will come and get you.

572
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<v Speaker 2>Question sixteen. Yeah, and I've asked this in our live

573
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<v Speaker 2>show a few times and I always get the certain answer.

574
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<v Speaker 2>But jailhouse weapon of choice, a lock in a sock

575
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<v Speaker 2>or a shive.

576
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<v Speaker 1>Oh gully, Okay, So I believe that my answer on

577
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<v Speaker 1>that is going to be an I'm mean, I'm gonna

578
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<v Speaker 1>change my answer.

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<v Speaker 2>I just what the other times in life you've thought

580
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:32.839
<v Speaker 2>about this. When you're working on under Jennifer Anistony impression,

581
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:35.200
<v Speaker 2>you sometimes think about your jail house weapon show.

582
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<v Speaker 1>No. I just I went back and forth like ten

583
00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:39.279
<v Speaker 1>times in my head real fast while while you were

584
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:41.440
<v Speaker 1>waiting for my answer. And at first I thought it

585
00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:43.519
<v Speaker 1>was going to be the lock in the sock. But

586
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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that I could stop someone with a

587
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.319
<v Speaker 1>lock in a sock. I think I could only senerate.

588
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>You couldn't swing it hard, and I don't think so.

589
00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:53.359
<v Speaker 1>But I think with the shive I could. I'm really small,

590
00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:55.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm short, so I could stab him in the leg

591
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and then run away.

592
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<v Speaker 2>See that tells me something about you that you're using

593
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:01.920
<v Speaker 2>to stab them in the leg as opposed to the

594
00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:04.680
<v Speaker 2>heart or somewhere for some vital organ. You don't want

595
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<v Speaker 2>to kill them, you just want to debilitate them. That's correct.

596
00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't run away.

597
00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Good answer tells me a lot about you. Yeah, okay,

598
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<v Speaker 2>Question eighteen, yep, how much money to give up your

599
00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:16.680
<v Speaker 2>pinky toe?

600
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, so to go with.

601
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<v Speaker 2>To go with just nine? What's the what's how big

602
00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:25.759
<v Speaker 2>a check do I have to give you?

603
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:31.599
<v Speaker 1>I just is there is there a no on this.

604
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<v Speaker 2>Answer that there's no amount of money. I think you're

605
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<v Speaker 2>lying if you say that I said, here's a billion dollars,

606
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:42.960
<v Speaker 2>you would be fine with nine. You don't care about

607
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<v Speaker 2>the q chooes.

608
00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought of that confession question. I can't, I don't.

609
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<v Speaker 2>I don't how much? And it's not just cut off,

610
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:57.799
<v Speaker 2>it's surgically there's an antistition an esthetician involved.

611
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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean you mean you can like have it properly?

612
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<v Speaker 2>How much I'm buying your pinky toe? How much?

613
00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

614
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:08.839
<v Speaker 2>What's the price? What's the price for that little thingny.

615
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<v Speaker 1>Ah, golly doy, I don't know.

616
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<v Speaker 2>Ten million dollars reasonable answer? She went from no price

617
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<v Speaker 2>dropped to a reasonable amount of money, ten million dollars.

618
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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you would hobble. I don't think you

619
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<v Speaker 2>would hobble.

620
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's why I had to go through.

621
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<v Speaker 2>You would hobble with it. So you'll go with nine

622
00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:33.920
<v Speaker 2>for ten million for eight figures. That's your price on

623
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<v Speaker 2>your nine digits for eight figures.

624
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>That's what we're going with there, can I go with

625
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:38.519
<v Speaker 1>one hundred million?

626
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:40.440
<v Speaker 2>No, you said ten. And I guarantee you if I

627
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<v Speaker 2>laid out a briefcase of.

628
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<v Speaker 1>A million, now a million, you can't get anything for

629
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<v Speaker 1>a million. Ten For ten, I can do a lot

630
00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:48.759
<v Speaker 1>of good in the world that my toe is going

631
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:50.079
<v Speaker 1>to do less good in the world.

632
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<v Speaker 2>There you go, there you go.

633
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<v Speaker 1>Question answer, Yeah, that would be my reason.

634
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, She's like, I'm judging more of the questions

635
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<v Speaker 2>than the answers, but yeah, are good. Okay. Question nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is a celebrity crush from any point of your

637
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<v Speaker 2>life that you are embarrassed to admit?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's see embarrassed to admit?

639
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean you can't just say like Channing Tatum

640
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<v Speaker 2>because that's common.

641
00:31:19.920 --> 00:31:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, I am Brad Pitt is probably common too.

642
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<v Speaker 2>Embarrassed to admit anytime from zero to now, child teen,

643
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<v Speaker 2>yesterday when you were working on your Jennifer andis impression anything?

644
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<v Speaker 2>You know, if you said Matthew Perry, then it would

645
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<v Speaker 2>be like a weird friend's fetishue. Yeah.

646
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<v Speaker 1>No, let's see.

647
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<v Speaker 2>That you're embarrassed to admit.

648
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see. I don't think well, it really is

649
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<v Speaker 1>Brad Pitt. But I'm not embarrassed to admit that. So no,

650
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's see, you.

651
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<v Speaker 2>Don't have one. You don't have a weird poster on

652
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<v Speaker 2>your wall as a child.

653
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<v Speaker 1>No, I did not. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

654
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Well little Bert Humperdink or somebody.

655
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:02.799
<v Speaker 1>No, are you kidding me?

656
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<v Speaker 2>Ronald my mother?

657
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<v Speaker 1>No?

658
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<v Speaker 2>No, no, So you have none? No, I just know

659
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<v Speaker 2>none that you're embarrassed to admit or no celebrity crushes.

660
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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, not really?

661
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:19.559
<v Speaker 2>Are you passing? You have to pat You have no answer.

662
00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:20.799
<v Speaker 1>I guess I believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have no answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well I already said Brad Pitt is my celebrity crush.

665
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:27.480
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not embarrassed to admit it. I don't know

666
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.799
<v Speaker 1>who i'd be embarrassed to admit. I mean, I mean,

667
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I like hot guys like Marie Osmond. Well she was,

668
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 1>she was. She's an attractive you know when like last year,

669
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<v Speaker 1>you mean, or like probably when you're a teenager.

670
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Well now no, now it's Elizabeth Vargas.

671
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Elizabeth Vargus.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting, I know. Yeah, and you know she's out

673
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<v Speaker 2>of the she's sober.

674
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah much.

675
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<v Speaker 2>But that was always my thing. When people like that's weird.

676
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<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's gonna sound like I'm copying off your paper,

677
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<v Speaker 1>but I guess Donnie Osmond okay Osmond, Yeah, I always

678
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.319
<v Speaker 1>thought that he was super cute and yeah, just over

679
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:08.039
<v Speaker 1>the years, I just always really had a thing for

680
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<v Speaker 1>that Donny Osmond.

681
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<v Speaker 2>There you go, there you do. We got somewhere I know.

682
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<v Speaker 1>But you have to pull it out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. Conversation, right, it's a conversation, that's it. Okay. Number twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>we're playing Monopoly. Which piece are you playing?

685
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<v Speaker 1>The top hat?

686
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:28.279
<v Speaker 2>The top hat? Yeah, I thought you'd be more of

687
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<v Speaker 2>a thimble person.

688
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.839
<v Speaker 1>No, by the top hat because it doesn't.

689
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<v Speaker 2>Fall over, so you don't want your piece.

690
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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it to fall over. And it's fancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I feel like Monopoly is kind of like

692
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<v Speaker 1>a fancy game.

693
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<v Speaker 2>So you think that the fancier the iron is not

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<v Speaker 2>likely to land on park place? Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if I'm wearing the top hat, ju,

696
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<v Speaker 1>it's good juju that maybe I'm going to get the

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<v Speaker 1>park place.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, interesting answer, yeah, Okay. Number twenty one, Okay,

699
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<v Speaker 2>what is the most important invention of all time?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, that's interesting. Uh, what comes to mind for me. Oddly,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but it popped in my head.

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00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:20.559
<v Speaker 1>Whereas the aqueducts in Rome, Yeah, that was a really

703
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<v Speaker 1>important invention because I think water is the most important thing.

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00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:26.920
<v Speaker 2>On the age. I would say running water.

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<v Speaker 1>Running water, and the aqueducts.

706
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Them to harness a water.

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<v Speaker 1>Supply exactly so that I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yes, that's exactly the answer I would have. I

709
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:41.280
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have been so wise to actually say aqueduct, but

710
00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:43.679
<v Speaker 2>I would have said running water and same thing indoor plumbing,

711
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:46.239
<v Speaker 2>and that all stems from the aqueduct. So I, yes,

712
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<v Speaker 2>I think that is. Anybody else has a different answer

713
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<v Speaker 2>out there. I think you're wrong, and I'm gonna argue

714
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<v Speaker 2>to death on and why they everything starts with water?

715
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think we have in common water charities as.

716
00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, right, Yeah, I think the only charity should be

717
00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:58.679
<v Speaker 2>donating to is water. Water.

718
00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Water. Everything starts with water. Water solves all the problems.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's all about the water here.

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<v Speaker 2>That my college. I'm not donating to you. I'm donating

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<v Speaker 2>the water to water charities. Okay, number twenty two, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>give me something that you do think or believe that

723
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:21.880
<v Speaker 2>it best could be considered quirky, and it worst would

724
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<v Speaker 2>be considered insane about myself.

725
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Like something I like to do, I believe or think

726
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:34.119
<v Speaker 1>something quirky or nuts. I do that thing.

727
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Any of the crazy monkeys talk to you?

728
00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:39.599
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's it's way. It's more docile than that.

729
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:42.119
<v Speaker 1>But it is something that I cannot seem to get

730
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 1>away from. And that is that that pinch of salt thing.

731
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<v Speaker 1>You know when you when you spill some salt and

732
00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:50.079
<v Speaker 1>you have to take your right hand and throw a

733
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:53.599
<v Speaker 1>pinch of it over your left shoulder. I just feel

734
00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:55.239
<v Speaker 1>like my whole life is going to fall apart.

735
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:57.519
<v Speaker 2>That's your superstitt, is it? I just step on a

736
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>crack that. Oh yeah, that's we go under a ladder?

737
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:04.280
<v Speaker 2>What will you walk under a ladder? I prefer not to, okay,

738
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:06.920
<v Speaker 2>But the salt is no chance.

739
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Salt is something I can't get away from. I mean,

740
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<v Speaker 1>if if I spilled some salt and I were in

741
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<v Speaker 1>a hurry and I ran out to the car, I'm

742
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>telling you, I would feel like I needed to run

743
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>back in the house, grab a pench and with my

744
00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.639
<v Speaker 1>right hand throw it over my left shoulder and then

745
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:25.519
<v Speaker 1>run back out to the car. I do not know why.

746
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that is somewhere between quirky and.

747
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.079
<v Speaker 1>And sick, it is, right, Yeah, yeah, you're.

748
00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Basically throwing salt on the floor.

749
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:32.320
<v Speaker 1>On the floor.

750
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it. You would do that in your own home. Yes, okay, yeah, interesting,

751
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<v Speaker 2>there you go. All right, last question number twenty three. Okay,

752
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<v Speaker 2>we are turning your memoir into a movie. What genre

753
00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>would it fall into? What would it be rated? And

754
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:51.639
<v Speaker 2>what would it be called?

755
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Okay, so my movie would for sure be

756
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a documentary. I'm sorry, that's no fun.

757
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.360
<v Speaker 2>No, documentary is not eligible. I'm banning that because we're

758
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 2>turning into a movie and it's starring actress and things.

759
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:14.559
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not asking who would play you. Yeah, I'm

760
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.400
<v Speaker 2>asking what genre would it be?

761
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:19.320
<v Speaker 1>So? Oh, I wanted it to be a documentary starring

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00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Jennifer anistid she.

763
00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't star in documentaries unless Jennifer Andison's story. She could

764
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:28.679
<v Speaker 2>host it. Okay, now we're getting somewhere, so you want

765
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<v Speaker 2>to Okay, so you want to a documentary hosted documentary

766
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:39.480
<v Speaker 2>by Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, so documentaries are generally not rated,

767
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:41.280
<v Speaker 2>but they're going to rate one. What would it be

768
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:46.400
<v Speaker 2>g G Of course it would be my G rated

769
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<v Speaker 2>documentary hosted by Is this animated? Is it animated? It

770
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.840
<v Speaker 2>is a cartoon? Her G rated animated documentary hosted by

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00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Anison would be called what KKO in captivity? What

772
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:03.800
<v Speaker 2>would it be called?

773
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>No? Maybe?

774
00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

775
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kko Sees the World.

776
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Kko sees the World?

777
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

778
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:13.199
<v Speaker 2>Tickets for Kko Sees the World? A G rated documentary

779
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:17.039
<v Speaker 2>hosted by another than Jennifer Aniston. So be very meta

780
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>with Jennifer Aston hosting a segment and you're in a

781
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:23.320
<v Speaker 2>different country doing a Jennifer Aniston impression for crazy monkeys,

782
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:25.880
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot going there. I wonder I think Jennifer

783
00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Aniston would like to get Jennifer Aniston on the phone.

784
00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:31.079
<v Speaker 2>And there you go, And that is your twenty three

785
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:35.559
<v Speaker 2>questions that matter. And if you don't think they matter,

786
00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:38.199
<v Speaker 2>you pull these babies out on a date or you

787
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:40.440
<v Speaker 2>with your girlfriend or boyfriend and try them out and

788
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:42.559
<v Speaker 2>you will have a really, really good time.

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00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say that I haven't laughed as much,

790
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, one stretch in the longest time. Really, this

791
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:54.840
<v Speaker 1>was so much fun, right, great question to do this hilarious.

792
00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Questions lead to uh, curiosity and banter. It tolls. It

793
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<v Speaker 2>gives me a far look into your brain and me

794
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>and anything else than what's your favorite call? Then? Who

795
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.559
<v Speaker 2>are your three dream dinner guests? Like, I don't want

796
00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:10.280
<v Speaker 2>to hear that. Okay, those are dumb questions, so I

797
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:13.679
<v Speaker 2>uh rarely do that. I'm gonna wait a little while.

798
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.039
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to listen to this podcast. Eventually, I'm

799
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<v Speaker 2>gonna post these on our our Facebook page so you

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<v Speaker 2>have them handy for you singer after animal dont but

801
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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you everbody an opportunity to share these

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<v Speaker 2>with the world because we've got to stop that thirty

803
00:39:26.840 --> 00:39:29.239
<v Speaker 2>stupid thirty six questions, because these are the twenty three

804
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.480
<v Speaker 2>questions that matter. And if you can make each other

805
00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:34.159
<v Speaker 2>laugh and really poke at each other's questions, and you

806
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:36.760
<v Speaker 2>only used one pass I think I think you only

807
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:38.079
<v Speaker 2>used one because you didn't have an.

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<v Speaker 1>Answer, right, Yeah, And then I think I thought of

809
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>the answer way later and I wasn't able to say

810
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<v Speaker 1>it because I missed my chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But these are turning your You're turning each other's brains. Yeah,

812
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<v Speaker 2>So these are the questions. This was the exercise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I didn't feel on the spot. I felt like

814
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<v Speaker 1>we were having fun because these.

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<v Speaker 2>Are questions that you do have an answer to, and

816
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:58.800
<v Speaker 2>the stakes are not right, is wrong, but even your

817
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.519
<v Speaker 2>guesses turn out.

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<v Speaker 1>To be something we can both laugh about it and.

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<v Speaker 2>Shows vulnerability and answering. This shows that you apparently have

820
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<v Speaker 2>a really wonderful family and you definitely want the dessert menu.

821
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<v Speaker 2>So if you were picking Keko out, be prepared for

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<v Speaker 2>the Jennifer Aniston thing. Hopefully you looklick Donnie Osmond and

823
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:22.679
<v Speaker 2>she absolutely wants dessert. Got it and a lot of mayonnaise?

824
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<v Speaker 2>All right? This was fun as far as us like, share, subscribe,

825
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<v Speaker 2>these reviews mean a lot in the podcasting ecosystem. Check

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<v Speaker 2>out our live tour schedule A great love to be.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, send us any of your weird answers

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<v Speaker 2>to any of those questions, or any of those They

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to be weird answers. Send us your answers.

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<v Speaker 2>Send us if you think you have a better question

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<v Speaker 2>that can crack the twenty three, and I will swat

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<v Speaker 2>that thing down like a fly swatter. You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a better one. And I started with a pile of

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<v Speaker 2>like sixty five. I honed it down to this. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what. The final one to get in was what

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<v Speaker 2>the pinky toe? And the pinky is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a really hard one. That is a really

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<v Speaker 1>really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I know your prices, just got expensive footwear. Toasts, expecive

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<v Speaker 2>at the Great Love Debate, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Never stopped making love.

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