1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:09,359 Speaker 1: Made a decision. Oh thanks sunny summon on ahead of vision. 2 00:00:10,199 --> 00:00:17,719 It's nice to me. What's up everybody? It's for crying 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:22,800 out loud. Stephanie is swallowing an egg. Who my mama's here? 4 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:26,120 Oh my god, I tell you does that all the 5 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,920 time and it freaks me out. It's my mother. Is 6 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,320 she doing an impression of your mom? It's just she's natural. 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,520 She just comes in woo woo. She's just loud when 8 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,439 she comes in, and she's yelling like she's singing, you know, 9 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:43,560 and it's just like, yeah, yi, but that's how my 10 00:00:43,679 --> 00:00:47,280 mom was. That's funny. My kids are don't don't uh 11 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:50,280 when we were at the beach yesterday or do you 12 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:58,880 guys last Sunday? I'm not fondelier babeeah. Just heard about 13 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,320 the beach chalk. I had to be here, hear it. 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:06,840 You came running in welcome back to beach talk. I 15 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,920 was at the beach and I was being such a mom, like, 16 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:11,280 you know, the water was freezing, so I was like 17 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:16,879 screaming and Xander's like, Mom, could you not scream? They're 18 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,879 at that age twelve and they're embarrassed. Oh my god, 19 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:23,280 they're torn because They're at an age where they're like, 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,760 they love the fact that Mom's coming in the water, 21 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,840 but they also hate the fact that Mom's coming in 22 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:31,079 the water and you don't know. We want you here, 23 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:38,159 just not related to us, just float would It's such 24 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,719 a funny age because I don't take it personally, but 25 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:42,719 I also still do it. I have actually a little 26 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,200 extra just to car I got it totally. I'm like, 27 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,760 you know what I'm gonna do. I'm also going to 28 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,959 sing while I'm at it. I'm not sing, you guys 29 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:54,480 a little tupac. They're like, Mom, please don't do please, 30 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,200 please Mom. That would be awesome if you just started 31 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,000 rapping this. He is a tail for all the fees. 32 00:02:03,159 --> 00:02:06,719 You guys know that one? Yeah, you ever heard of 33 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,199 a bust the move? How about that one? They're like, Mom, 34 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:18,240 Anna don't want none unless you got buzz. Come on, Xander, Juan, 35 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:23,319 Oh my god, Becky look at the sides of her. 36 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:28,639 But is so bag on that one. My kids would 37 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,759 probably join in. They know all the words. Yeah, yeah, 38 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,879 all right, well so you and Sonny, Oh my god. 39 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:40,039 So the week we had off all right, So Adam 40 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:43,960 was out of town. The before he went out of town, right, 41 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,680 so he goes out of town? Sonny? Oh wait, oh, 42 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:51,840 Natalia was Natalia went with her best friend's mom. Every 43 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,560 year they rent, they have a time. I don't know. 44 00:02:55,599 --> 00:02:59,120 There's a house in Palm Springs Springs, now, yeah, they go. 45 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:03,639 They was living around what she is Newport mom? Can 46 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,240 you come get me from Newport Beach and my friend? Right? 47 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,639 She had she hit the jackpot twice because one was 48 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,680 that where am I going? I'm not. I have to 49 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,400 take them now somewhere. I want to go to Palm 50 00:03:13,479 --> 00:03:16,000 spring I know that sounds fun. It was one hundred 51 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,319 and twelve. Ojeez. Yeah, did you ask if you could go? 52 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:24,199 You know what? The two moms went the Oh yeah, 53 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,800 the other mom went for like a night. They were 54 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:32,719 gone for like Monday through Thursday. I think they came back. 55 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:38,080 Why not? Why Why were you invited? They always invite me. 56 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:40,599 Oh they do, yeah, okay, but I never go. But 57 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,520 as long as they like, if they could, you were invited, 58 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,919 because it'd be weird if the other two moms went 59 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,800 and they're just like right, but they've been friends for 60 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:51,439 a long time. I need to ordon on that. My 61 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:56,800 name is Paul, that's between Yeah, y'all. I love that. Yeah, 62 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,039 so they went. She was gone, so it was just 63 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:03,039 Sonny and I for a few days, and I asked, Sonny, 64 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,840 you want to get high? And he said, sure, No, 65 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:07,719 I'm just kidding schoo. So Sonny says, you know what 66 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,520 I really want to do, mom, I want to go. 67 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,800 He loves the museums and the zoo. And I don't 68 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,280 know about you, but I keep seeing that scroll at 69 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,759 the at the bottom of the screen on NBC when 70 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:24,279 you're watching the news, it says museums, museums, zoos, card rooms. 71 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:28,759 The fuck is a card room? Cause casinos, yeah, all closed. 72 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,480 I was like, damn, I could have taken you the 73 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,199 card room. But anyway, and I'm like, Sonny, everything's closed, 74 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,759 and he goes, well, I looked up the La zoo 75 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,000 and it is closed. He goes, but the OC has 76 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,120 a zoo and that's open. And I was like, oh, okay, 77 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,759 that seems far, but all right, it doesn't just seem far. 78 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,160 It is far grabbing Italia while you're out there, yeah exactly. 79 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,160 But then I think, like, come on, this kid's never 80 00:04:52,319 --> 00:04:54,680 hasn't been out of the house totally with your What 81 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,040 am I doing? I'm driving back and forth to Zooma 82 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,680 Beach like eighty times this exactly. You can drive to 83 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,439 the O one, right, And Sonny's easy to drive with 84 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,360 because he puts his earbuds on and I put my 85 00:05:04,439 --> 00:05:08,279 earbuds on. We're fine, right, Okay, So I said, okay, 86 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,879 so the OC Zoo. I didn't even know they had one, 87 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:13,839 but all right, get the address, we say, I said 88 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,319 to him, Okay, it's always a little bit sus if 89 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,759 you've never even heard of the zoo. Exactly, I mean 90 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:22,720 San Diego Zoo, check right, New York check yeah, bron 91 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:27,560 check right. OC sit at somebody's house maybe, And then 92 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,079 I tell him, then I'm trying to talk him into 93 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,759 like this backyard who really loves animals. Listen, they have 94 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:37,120 a turtle, a guinea pig. It's at what's Carol, Uh, 95 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:41,560 what's her name, Calaskins Baskins House. Yeah, So then I'd 96 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,120 start trying to talk him into like, uh, the Santa Wall. 97 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:46,079 Now I'm starting to think of all the other zoos 98 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,600 around Los Angeles Era. I'm like, well, there's the Santa 99 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,600 Barbara Zoo. I we been there when you guys were little. Okay, 100 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,839 I'm like, that's a nice drive. It's not at least 101 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:55,720 not one hundred and ten over there where it is 102 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:59,560 in oc anyway, quick story, bad memory of the Santa 103 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,720 Barber's Zoo. And I'm sure I told you this at 104 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,600 the time we probably had first started podcasting. I think 105 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,519 the twins were two. We went to the Santa Barbara Zoo. 106 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,319 Both of them got carstick on the way they're and 107 00:06:10,399 --> 00:06:14,120 puked in go oh my god, boone for those days, 108 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:16,519 both of them puked on themselves in the car seat, 109 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,759 and then it was in a whole kashaw. It was 110 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,519 a whole thing. Didn't have change of clothes of course. 111 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,240 The season, I was like, what are we going to do? 112 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,800 And hopefully they dried off. By the time we left them, 113 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,199 we were freaking out, where are we going to get 114 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,360 not benadryl? What do you call it? Drowning me for 115 00:06:31,439 --> 00:06:34,240 the ride back? Luckily they slept on the way back, right, 116 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:39,800 but go on for you? Yes, so it was back right, 117 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:43,560 So okay, I said, listen, So tomorrow morning we're going 118 00:06:43,639 --> 00:06:45,399 to get up. We're gonna what time is it open? 119 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,360 He says ten. I go, okay, so let's get up 120 00:06:47,399 --> 00:06:50,360 at ten. Let's go to Starbucks and let's go. And 121 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,680 he's like all right, So so we get going, We 122 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:59,480 get our Starbucks. We drive an hour, okay, no traffic, 123 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,519 but good hour. We like a solid hour, a solid hour. 124 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:12,519 We pull up Sue's closed, No, yeah, closed? Oh wow, 125 00:07:12,839 --> 00:07:16,600 that's right. But there's a line to get into this 126 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,959 like Irvine National Park or something. I don't know. It's 127 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,519 like some Irvine area where it was like a you know, 128 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,800 they had a park and then they have a pond 129 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:29,639 and then they have like a train for the little ones. 130 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,680 So like, what's how desperate people are? Right, It's like 131 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,199 a pond. There's a right, oh my god, a pond. 132 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:39,439 We have a pond by our house. But we have 133 00:07:39,639 --> 00:07:43,480 just gone there. Right, You're like the Saint Yosemite calmed down, right. 134 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,120 So there's a line to get in, and I'm like, 135 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:51,120 where's that? Irvine? Irvine is the complete other said Irvine? 136 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:56,639 It said it said some it said Irvine, Irvine something okay, 137 00:07:56,839 --> 00:08:00,040 or maybe it was Irving. Maybe maybe maybe Irving. I 138 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,839 don't know, I saw, I don't know. I was an 139 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,120 hour or a travel guy. She assumed it's Irvi. Well, 140 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,199 we got off at the jamboree at the seventy three 141 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,040 Local Talk. But we did. We got off there anyway, 142 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:17,600 that's a nervine where we got off. But Santa Barbara, 143 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,639 this is no way to go to Santa Barbara. We 144 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:24,319 went to the o c Oh, yeah, okay, don't confuse me. 145 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,519 Why do I think you decided to go to Santa Barbara. 146 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,040 I told him there's a Santa Barbara and then that's oh, 147 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,000 but he couldn't be talked into that, so he's But 148 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,840 then I was having a completely different story in my head. 149 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:38,039 That's why I was like, well, yes, of course, yes, 150 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,200 it could have absolutely, that's an Orange County of course. Yeah. 151 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:45,919 So he says, uh, okay, there's a line to get in, 152 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,279 and I'm like, what is all these people here? Why 153 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,120 is there a line? And she's like, well, the trains 154 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,240 are open, and I'm like, he's not five. And then 155 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,480 she's like, well the pond is open. I'm like, well 156 00:08:57,519 --> 00:09:00,320 he's not seven. Like what else she got? You got 157 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,360 an arcade? What else, bitch? And she's like, well we 158 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,480 got bike riding. And I go, oh, all right, let's 159 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,320 go bike riding. I haven't gone bike riding in a 160 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:11,679 long time. And he's like yeah, let's go. So we 161 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,519 went bike. Doesn't he have a bike? Yeah? But we're 162 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,759 an hour. We drove an hour, so why not make 163 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,120 the best of it? And so we rented these bikes. 164 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:24,679 They're like the beach cruisers. And I don't know, I've 165 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:27,039 never been here. And the guy that we rent from, 166 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,519 I'm already this is how how old I am. Not 167 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,039 how old I am, but how I've told you how 168 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,399 my anxiety about doing anything news. I'm already having anxiety 169 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:38,440 for you because I'm like, how do I know where 170 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,080 to go? That's what I said to the guy. I'm like, 171 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,840 my skin hurts. Just no, that's too much news stuff. 172 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:47,919 I don't I know. I'm like, I never are you 173 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:50,039 going to find your way back? I mean where we go? 174 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,440 Like he's like, I goes there a map and he's like, 175 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:56,000 just to go to the right and just follow the trail. No, no, no, no, no, 176 00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:58,000 I need a lot more than go to the right 177 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,879 the trails here, dude. And then he's like, there's well 178 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,240 you'll see the pond. I'm like, enough with the pond. 179 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,600 But he's like, just go to the right and follow it. 180 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:08,200 And I was like, okay. He's like, you can't get lost, 181 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,480 and I was like, all right, try me exactly. So 182 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,639 we get we get on the trail, and what happens. 183 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:18,039 Sonny takes off and what I wanted, But he left 184 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,919 before I said something reminds me of another time that 185 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,919 he took off when he fell off his bike. No, 186 00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:26,639 that other time that you guys remember, Emily hike. And 187 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,879 he just decided to go on his own as a 188 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:32,440 rambling man. He likes to do his own thing. And yes, 189 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:36,120 we lost him at this trail up and bike in 190 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:41,120 Washington at the trails. Oh, I was born. That's him. 191 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:45,399 So we get on the trail and but I wanted 192 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,080 to tell him this. Now I'm like pulling over and 193 00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:50,399 trying to text him. And it's a new bike, right, 194 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:53,720 I'm not used to it. I can't believe he left you. Well, like, 195 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,240 get him in Irvine. How are you going to find 196 00:10:57,279 --> 00:11:00,799 the car? Yeah, at least I am that knows where 197 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,120 my car. Get all this confidence, right, So I tell him. 198 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,240 After he stops, I catch up and I say, listen, 199 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,440 what I was going to tell you before you took off. 200 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,360 Go ahead and go. I'll just you know, we have 201 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:16,960 our phones. Just go. And part of him wants to go. 202 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,480 But then another part he keeps saying like, well, just 203 00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:22,960 follow me, and I'm like, well, I've been following you, 204 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:26,000 but you keep I don't know where you are. Eventually 205 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,759 you're gone, So why don't we just do this. Let's 206 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:32,080 enjoy you put your earbuds, I put. Let's just meet 207 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,039 up at two thirty back here by the pond and 208 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:38,080 make use of the pond. So that'll be our meeting place. 209 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,039 So let's meet back here. So he takes off. It's 210 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:47,000 so funny by the pond. Fucking pond. So and then 211 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:52,759 so he takes off. I'm going along and this trail 212 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,519 is not really a trail, it's it's really like for 213 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,120 car because there's like, this is how big this place is. 214 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:02,000 We parked in the flot okay, god, right, just there 215 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,279 the whole idea that there is an f lot exactly. 216 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,879 Now you get to give places, right, So we parked 217 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:09,759 in the f lot, and part of me is like 218 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,559 should past a yeah, why should we like meet at 219 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,840 the f lot or should we meet at the bank 220 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,039 If your parking lot needs a map? Uh huh, I 221 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,559 don't want to park there, right, But now we're trying. 222 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,159 There's a tram that take you. No, there's too many 223 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,919 roads right, and too many parking lots that lead to 224 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,000 those roads that lead to the parking lots. And there's 225 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:35,919 two it's a through z and that's our trail. There's 226 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,519 not like a bike trail. It's the trails that take 227 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,480 you from parking lot to parking lot, pretty much as 228 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,320 far as I could tell. So he you can go 229 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,279 to the right, but you can also veer off to 230 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,600 the left to park it parking lot s or you 231 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,919 can go this way to get take a shortcut to 232 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,679 get to their zoo or whatever it is. So now 233 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,480 he takes like options right of any kind. Then he 234 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,159 tells in the road right. Then he tells me, okay, 235 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,000 so he's till now it's last twenty five minutes, right, 236 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,840 And I'm like, all right, now I haven't heard from him. 237 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,159 Let me just let me call him. Now, I'm listening 238 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,399 to the date I'm listening to Keith Morrison, not Keith 239 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,360 Morris on the other one. In my ear, I'm listening 240 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,720 to the date Lin Josh Bankelets, Josh Bankelets and uh. 241 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,159 And now I'm like, it's been two episodes of this 242 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,320 Dateline podcast. I should probably get a hold of him. 243 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:25,480 So I call him. It's been forty five minutes. Of 244 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,399 course he doesn't answer, and then it's a pity you. 245 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,000 There's a basket on the front so you can put 246 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:33,480 I put my purse and my water and my cell 247 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:36,120 phone there. But like you can't be you have like 248 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,840 are you taking his location? Yes? And I told him that, 249 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,480 but he's like, I ain't going through all that to 250 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,799 go look for you. I'm not going to life three 251 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:47,399 sixty to find where you are. Mom. Just it's one click, 252 00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:50,679 I know, but when you're riding a bike, it's a 253 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:53,480 pain in the ass. You can't see the light shining 254 00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,000 your phone. You got to pull over into the I 255 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,440 just meant it. Once he hits his destination of some sort, 256 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,679 find me, right, of course, there's an e huway right. 257 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,960 But he's not looking for me to find me. He 258 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,559 wants me always to come to where he is. Did 259 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,639 you tell him this is not one of your seventeen 260 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,840 mile bike races? My friend? Right? So now he takes 261 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,039 So it's been a while. I'm kind of looking for him. 262 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,360 I pull over. Now when I pull over, I have 263 00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:22,559 to like, there's it, Like I said, there's cars going 264 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,960 by you it's not a highway, but I mean it's 265 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,039 a parking lot. So you pull over. There's all these 266 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,679 like I don't know what you call it not now, 267 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,720 they're not cones, they're pillars along the other side. So 268 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,000 the the car lanes to the left and there's pillars 269 00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:43,440 on the right right along the road. I hit one 270 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,639 of those pillars while I was trying to pull over. 271 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,360 Because the bike isn't easy to steer, you're gonna drop 272 00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:52,279 my I mean, it's not as as easy as it sounds. 273 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,600 I mean, of course it doesn't sound easy to me 274 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:56,480 at all. You have to like pull over, making it 275 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,039 down to the shade, and then you have to pull 276 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,919 out your phone. And I'm blind, so I gotta take 277 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,080 my sunglasses off. I gotta put my glasses on. I 278 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,080 got a loan, no no, so I call him. He 279 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:11,120 doesn't answer. The reception's bad. So then finally after an 280 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,440 hour and a half of not talking or seeing him, 281 00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:16,559 And by the way, this thing isn't flat. This thing is. 282 00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:19,440 It's got some hills. And I haven't been on a 283 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,399 bike in a long time, and there's parts where I 284 00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:23,639 have to get off and walk because I'm like, fuck 285 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,440 this I'm huffing and puffing. I'm like, I shouldn't have 286 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,120 had that extra whiskey last night. You're like, the pond 287 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,480 is sounding really good? Right, yes, exactly? Can we just 288 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:35,080 go sit at the pond now, feed the ducks. So 289 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:38,000 finally get a hold of him, and he's like and 290 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,399 I And I think to myself, Okay, I'm at lot E. 291 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,039 So I'm gonna tell him where I am. So I 292 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:46,480 call he gets he answers and he's like come to me, 293 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,240 I go where are you? And he's like, I'm at 294 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,759 lot J. Oh, no, Jay, there's a freak j lot far. 295 00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:55,679 This is a nightmare. This is a horror movie at 296 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,039 this point, exactly, a lot J. They should just call 297 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,240 the horror movie lot J. That's just all moms everything 298 00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:04,200 they need to know. Oh my god, there's an a 299 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:10,639 through J. No, that's a horror movie directed by Jason Bateman. Yes, yes, right, 300 00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:13,360 so and it's and by the way, I mean you 301 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,600 could die. This is They should make you sign a 302 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:19,600 waiver before you get the super Elvis surf cap, like 303 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,399 just so you know, A lot and half and J. 304 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:30,080 So yeah, uh oh, well's I lost you were saying that? 305 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,600 So he said, meet me at I'm a lot J. 306 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,759 Meet me at lot J. You're right, and you were like, 307 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,799 so I'm at lot E. I finally get to him 308 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:41,279 and he's like hanging around waiting for me to get there. 309 00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:44,000 And then once I get there, he goes, why don't 310 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,600 we just stay on this thing and it loops around 311 00:16:46,759 --> 00:16:48,759 and then I'll just lap you. You can go as 312 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,240 long as you can go, as slow as you want. 313 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,759 And so we did that. Done. Yeah, I know, it 314 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,480 was like an hour and a half. I thought we 315 00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,840 were going to be done. We rented it for two hours. 316 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,080 I was like, why did I do the two hours? 317 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,159 Should have just done the one hour. So he's like 318 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,559 this for the last part, let's just stay on this thing. 319 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:06,039 So as soon as he leaves, I get on and 320 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,640 I fall harder. I scraped up my knee, I scraped 321 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,480 up my wrist. I fall off. And don't you hate 322 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,640 when these people there's this like now there's a lot 323 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,759 of people, you know, there's people in the parks. There's 324 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:19,519 it's like, you know, there's a park in the middle 325 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,079 of the trails and the lots and everything, and people 326 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,720 are having birthday parties. And there's one party right by me. 327 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,359 I fall and I'm like, oh, this is embarrassing. I 328 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,039 get up and this like Mom's looking at me like, 329 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,480 what the fuck's wrong with you? You know that look? 330 00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:36,319 You know, like when you're driving sometimes and you're making 331 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,079 your crossing over the stop sign and people go, hey, 332 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,200 whoa what do you? Whoa? Like slow? Like, you know, like, 333 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,759 I'm driving. What do you want me to do? You 334 00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:46,920 want to get on a horse and carry like? Why 335 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,079 are you so surprised you're in a car. I'm in 336 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,559 a car. This is a stop sign. I stop now, 337 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:54,720 I'm going why are you like? Oh? So the mom 338 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,559 was like like and I go it's okay, I'm fine, 339 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,680 I'm fine, and it's like no sense of humor. She 340 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:02,720 was filming you. Yeah, probably maybe that. I don't know. 341 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,599 When I was at the beach screaming in my bathing suit, 342 00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:08,680 looking crazy going in the water, some guy was filming 343 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:11,240 on his camera and I was like, wow, why are 344 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,440 you filming? I don't want to be on your TikTok? Right, 345 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,039 put your phone away, right, that's weird. So you're lucky. Yeah. 346 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,559 So then finally he goes, all right, I'm gassed, let's relax, 347 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,519 let's turn the bikes in and then we went on. 348 00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,920 We got slurpees and we went on our and I 349 00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:27,680 have to say, slurpies sounds so don't that sound good? 350 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:31,279 The train, everything was like they cleaned the bikes and 351 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,960 the train had a plexiglass because at first I didn't 352 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,519 see the glass and I was like, let's go in 353 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:38,000 this car there's nobody and goes the and Son he's like, 354 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:41,000 they have a glass in between everything, which was great. However, 355 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:45,759 so a lot of people were not wearing masks, and 356 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,279 I guess they're outside at the park, but it was 357 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,640 it was like, why, what, what's going on it? Because 358 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,799 it's the OC. Then yesterday I took Natalia to the 359 00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:00,039 Glendale Americana. Uh huh, everybody was wearing a mask and 360 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,440 it was bustling with people. But it's an outdoor mall right. 361 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,799 Everybody had masks on and there was purele everywhere. You 362 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,720 looked everywhere, and uh, it's just it's interesting to see 363 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:13,839 the difference, you know. But uh, that was my day 364 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,160 when I decided to get adventurous. I took him to 365 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,400 a zoo that was closed and here's the other thing, 366 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,160 so we put when we pulled up, I was like, 367 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:24,880 you're closed, and she's like, yeah, but the Google on 368 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,519 that machine said you're open. So it said La Zoo 369 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,160 was closed, but you guys were open. She goes, oh, yeah, 370 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:36,720 Google sometimes does that. Yeah, i'd be full Karen mode. 371 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,279 I'd be like, I want to talk to the Google 372 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:42,640 manager please. I was like, oh, are you fucking kidding? 373 00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:45,839 She would have went to the Santa Barbara Zoo. Yeah, 374 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,319 but you wouldn't have had that bike riding extravaganza adventure. 375 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,839 I would. I think you're a true hero, thank you. 376 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:58,680 Not like hero. It was fun, not like that. No, 377 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,039 like a real hero. Oh yeah, I mean wow. Off 378 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,480 the bike twice and he's like, epic fail. You fell. 379 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,079 I go twice. Don't you feel sorry for me? Sonny? 380 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,559 Did you tell him about the lady who gave you 381 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,759 a dirty look? Yeah? Not his problem. He didn't care. 382 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,240 That's so I can't. I'm serious. I would have just 383 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:21,599 been like, well, it's closed. You wouldn't have turned around. 384 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,319 I would have been like, let's I would have skipped 385 00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:26,119 straight to the slurpees, right, that was the best decision. 386 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,559 I would have been like, I hear the O C 387 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:31,000 seven eleven's or some of the best clean. They're clean. 388 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,039 Everybody wears a bike, well, no one wears a mask. 389 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,000 But right, let's get a slurpee, get the whole like 390 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,480 go home. Yeah, yeah, I can't believe you rented a 391 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:44,759 bike that is virtue of bravery. That it was one 392 00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:48,119 hundred degrees that day too. I'm telling you, Santa Barbara 393 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,079 was the way we should have went, because it was 394 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,279 you know, Santa Barbara's by the beach cool, yes, and 395 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,160 I think there's but if I would have went there 396 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,920 and there's it was closed and nothing was going on, 397 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:01,400 that would have been a big epic fail. Whoop whoo. 398 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,839 What's your story about? You want to god? So the 399 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,720 other night, you know, we get these like vitamins and 400 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:13,319 stuff sent here and I think these came from doctor 401 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,480 Drew and the year they're like I don't know why 402 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:20,680 I think Drew, but I think that he Adam said 403 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,599 something that they when he brought these home. They're gummy CBD, 404 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:29,400 but they're all there's no THHD, it's just CBD, okay, 405 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,599 And it's in our vitamin area and the kids have 406 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,079 their vitamins that are gummy. And so two o'clock in 407 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,400 the morning, because Natalia, you know is up watching Gossip 408 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,680 Girl late every night. So two o'clock in the morning, 409 00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:46,839 she's tapping me on the shoulder and sound asleep, Mom, Mom, 410 00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:49,720 I took one of these gummy and she's showing me 411 00:21:49,799 --> 00:21:52,279 the bottle and she's like, and I'm scared because I 412 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,559 didn't realize because they do look like kids gummies. See, 413 00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:59,720 you gotta be careful. But I knew I wouldn't have 414 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:02,240 that if they didn't and they were shoved in the back. 415 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,160 Why she took them and it tasted weird, and then 416 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,559 when I looked at the label, it said hemp, and 417 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,599 oh my god, I just took one of these hemp 418 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,599 marijuana things. And I was like, I knew right away, 419 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:17,559 like it's fine, right, right, right, And I told her 420 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,839 like she's fine, but she was still freaked out. And 421 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,680 I got up and I turned the light on and 422 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,720 I double checked it and it was like no, it 423 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:27,160 was there's no THHC. But still I was like, now 424 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,720 you're gonna sleep good though, go ahead, But I took 425 00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:33,759 them out of there. You gotta be careful, especially with 426 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:37,480 the gummies and shit, yes, yeah, people. When my friends 427 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:40,000 came over the other day, they the ABC girls, they 428 00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:45,240 brought over some gummies that have THHD because some of 429 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,079 them ate those now and uh, and I didn't have 430 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,119 one they get She's like, just tate And I said, now, 431 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,880 I put it in my front pocket and my jeans. 432 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,759 I'm like, oh, maybe i'll have it later when everybody's 433 00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:57,319 gone before I go to bed, right, and I took 434 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,799 my shorts off, and then I hear Phil something in 435 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,839 my closet and he's going for the marijuana. Think, oh no, 436 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,759 luckily he didn't get to it, and I thank god. 437 00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:10,119 I'm thinking, how I wonder how many dogs have gotten 438 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,519 to people's you know, I'm sure a lot of dogs 439 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:16,880 have been high. But he weighs a hundred pounds. For 440 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,960 God's sakes, I don't think it would do anything. Yeah, 441 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:22,799 but if it would do something to you, yeah, I know, No, 442 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,440 I know, I know. But I started thinking, like, I 443 00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:28,400 wonder what I would have done a five milligram to 444 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,160 fill one hundred pounds. I don't know. Maybe it would 445 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,960 have relaxed him. I have a friend who told a 446 00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:41,519 story she's in my writing thing, about eating a pop 447 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:45,400 brownie when she was ten that her hippie parents, Oh 448 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,799 my god, had a bunch of pop brownies. She didn't think, 449 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:53,759 but she was her irresponsible parenting for sure. It was. 450 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,720 There was no parent going, oh my god, let me 451 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:57,960 make sure. But she had a couple of pop brownies 452 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,160 and then went to a play with her dad and 453 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,559 it kicked in while she was like at dinner before 454 00:24:02,599 --> 00:24:05,000 the plant. She was ten years old, Oh my god, 455 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,599 and she knew something was wrong, but she did, you know? 456 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,160 It was like then she figured out what it was. Right. 457 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:14,079 It sounds really scary to be high at ten. What 458 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,519 did she say? I was scared being high at sixteen? 459 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,759 Me too. At me, I was like, oh my god, 460 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,799 what if I never feel normal again? That's always my 461 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,079 go to, no matter what it is. It doesn't matter 462 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,920 if it's pot, if it's benadryl, and I'm just tired, 463 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,480 whatever the feeling is that I don't feel like myself. 464 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,160 I'm like, oh my god, I'm never gonna feel like 465 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,119 myself again. Right, that's it, right, done? That sucks. Unless 466 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,720 it's viking in then it's like, all right, going on 467 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:44,200 with life now, All right? Bring it on a friend 468 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,880 of ours that I don't want to say where, but 469 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:51,279 a friend of mine, uh, took some mushrooms the other 470 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,839 day and it's just a little bit, and he said 471 00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:58,920 he hasn't taken mushrooms in like ten years. He said 472 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,279 it felt like being on a it in. I was like, 473 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,759 where are those mushrooms? Are they healthy? Are they natural? 474 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,799 I'm mushrooms? Who takes mushrooms anymore? You know what I mean? 475 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,200 I guess the kids do. And then the other thing, 476 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,680 I found Natalia watching Euphoria. Uh oh uh huh, and 477 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,880 I know it. I don't know. I never seen it. 478 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,799 I haven't seen it either, but I heard it's pretty 479 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,240 pretty intense. But her it is it is. I watched it. 480 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,000 She watched like two episodes and I blocked it. I 481 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,039 told I said, you are not allowed to watch that. 482 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:35,039 Lots of drugs, lots of sex. Great, she said, her 483 00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:38,640 best friend's older sister watches it. I'm like, okay, older 484 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:45,240 keyword now. A lot of sex. Yeah, some there's a couple, yeah, 485 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:51,079 definitely speaking somebody on our Patreon of sex. Yeah. Well okay, 486 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,759 right before you speak of sex, which on all ears. 487 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:58,200 But so a couple of people told me this. I'm 488 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,480 not going to tell you where it came from, but 489 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:05,160 do you know how kids these days are getting pot Snapchat. Really, yes, 490 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,799 so there and I don't know who. I don't know 491 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:10,240 if there's like a main Snapchat guy that gets everyone 492 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,759 in a pot. But that's the that's if you wonder 493 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,880 how these teenagers are all like potheads. There they Snapchat, 494 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,359 they go on Snapchat, and then somebody delivers pot to 495 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:27,279 their house because there's fat delivery places. Yeah, there's apps 496 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,240 that deliver weed and stuff. Well, there's something on Snapchat. 497 00:26:30,599 --> 00:26:34,200 Because I've heard this from two different people. Great. I 498 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:38,759 heard this from a friend of mine who heard it 499 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,119 from a very good friend of hers about their kid 500 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,079 and they caught their kid ordering pot from Snapchat. Wow. 501 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:46,920 And then somebody wrote to us, wrote to me personally, 502 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,359 that's from our for Crying Out Loud page and said, 503 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,680 you didn't hear this from me, but I would like 504 00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:54,920 to make a little public service announcement that kids are 505 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,319 getting their pop from Snapchat. Wow. Okay, but so so 506 00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:01,200 check your kids Snapchat to make sure they're not. If 507 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,000 you suspect anything, tell them you want to look at 508 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,720 their snaps. You check lb Snapchat. No it never I know, 509 00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:10,440 I don't even know what Snapchat looks like. I want 510 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,279 to look at it. I mean, she shows it to 511 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,240 me all the time, and she's showing me the dorky 512 00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:17,799 pictures they send and stuff. And her other thing now 513 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,480 is to videotape with me in the background when she's driving. 514 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,880 And so I got into it and I put on 515 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,240 my like shades, and I was like and I had 516 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,000 like a serious look while I was driving, and she's like, mom, 517 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,759 why he looks so serious. I got cousin, I'm your driver, 518 00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:35,359 you know. I'm like, I'm your driver at it, and 519 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,119 she's like, Yeah, that looks weird. Don't do that. Then 520 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:42,480 we went to a sunglass booth. I'll tell you what 521 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,680 I was gonna saying. We went to a sunglass booth 522 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,400 and they had these, So she's trying on different sunglasses 523 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,359 and I was like, oh, maybe I'll go. I haven't 524 00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:55,240 been shopping in a long time, A long time anyway. 525 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,559 I was like, let me only check these out. And 526 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:04,039 they're like the red like fifties, sixties, sixties, you know, 527 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,480 when the girl's wearing those like bubbly glasses and she's 528 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,640 got her scarf, her bubbushka on and she's like in 529 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,799 the convertible and they're driving through the streets of Europe. Yeah, yeah, 530 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,079 I wanted to dry and she's like, uh ah no, 531 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,200 m My kids do that to me all the time, 532 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Like why I just put the kabash on any kind 533 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,359 of anything cute or trendy or they're like no, why couldn't. 534 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,160 She's like, please, don't, don't even consider it. Look in 535 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,240 the other way. She goes, what about these? What about those? 536 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,680 What about these? It was like, I don't want sunglasses anymore, 537 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:37,319 forget it. Let's go. She's like, I go, why I 538 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:40,039 really like those? She just got to do it on 539 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:44,400 your own time, I guess. So. Speaking of sex, uh huh. 540 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:48,599 Three people now have told me about uh three sixty 541 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,839 five days, three hundred and sixty five days on Netflix. 542 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,200 Have you heard about it? No? Have you heard about it? 543 00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:58,480 Kaylin writing, I've heard Maybe I heard Howard Starn talking 544 00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:01,480 about it. Oh yeah, he did talk about it. Yeah. 545 00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:03,400 First of all, I don't know. I don't know if 546 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,400 you want to write it down, because I watched it 547 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,680 most of it fell asleep. But the plot is so 548 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,480 cheesy and so bad. But the sex is insane. Oh 549 00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:17,960 my god, it's kind of learn It's kind of like, uh, 550 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:25,200 if you could believe a cheesier version of Uh. I 551 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,519 was gonna say better call Sault a cheesier version of 552 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,680 fifty Shades of Gray. Okay. Yeah, but it's like this 553 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:39,599 Italian guy who like takes this this Polish girl and 554 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,079 it falls in love with her and keeps her for 555 00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,960 three hundred and sixty five days and if she falls 556 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,759 in love at the end, you know, if she doesn't 557 00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:50,000 fall in love, she'll he'll let her go, and she 558 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,200 like he like kidnaps her. He isn't kidnapped. He kind 559 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,279 of works with her. He's a gangster. He's like an 560 00:29:56,319 --> 00:30:01,160 Italian gangster. Okay, but he's a babe. It's like Beauty 561 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,119 and the Beast. Yea, that's just like Union the Beast. 562 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,799 They sing the song and everything. Yeah, I don't want 563 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,960 to say kidnaps her. He knows her and he keeps 564 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,960 her like he you know, and of course the girl 565 00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:14,640 does keeps her. What is that He takes her and 566 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,200 he's like, you're gonna stay with me. He gets her 567 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,519 everything she needs. He's very respectful. He's like, I won't 568 00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:19,880 sleep in the same bed with you. You get your 569 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,279 Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, I guess so if that's 570 00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,079 how it goes, I don't know beaunion beasts, but my 571 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,880 beast was a Italian hot guy. That guy, right, And 572 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,519 of course she's like, you know, she has this this 573 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,160 this this skeazy, gross like older boyfriend who's mean to 574 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,160 her and cheats on her. Why would some like the 575 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,519 guy is all he's got like a bald head and 576 00:30:40,599 --> 00:30:42,400 he not that bald is ugly, but you know he's 577 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,279 just like this, this gross crass dude that's her boyfriend, 578 00:30:45,319 --> 00:30:48,000 treats her like shit. And then along comes it's very 579 00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:52,119 handsome and an Italian suit, Italian babe of a you know, 580 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,440 he's an investor, you know, but really a gangster and 581 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,920 wants it, falls in love with her, and of course 582 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,440 she's like smacks him on the face and he does 583 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,160 that thing where he turns his head and he keeps 584 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,960 it that way for a second and then and then 585 00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:08,559 she's like, I want to get back to my boyfriend. 586 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,960 I want to get back to my Bother's like, why 587 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,240 would you want to go back to that guy? He 588 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:14,119 cheated on her and everything. You know, her heart's broken, 589 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,079 but yeah, she wants to get back to him. She's 590 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,039 in love with him. Stay with the guy who kidnapped 591 00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:21,799 you yes, out by all means he's Italian, he's a 592 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,039 hot guy. Yeah so, but I want just so. But 593 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,640 the weird thing is is the sex scenes looked very real, 594 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:36,319 very like in his face, like you know what I'm 595 00:31:36,319 --> 00:31:40,119 talking about. And I can't believe, like how these two 596 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,640 actors did this. And I went online and read about it, 597 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,839 and yes, it was all acting. They made it, you know. 598 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,480 They when they did the sex scenes, they got everybody 599 00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:51,720 off the set. Blah blah blah blah blah. But he's 600 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,880 an Italian actor in Europe and she's like some up 601 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,880 and coming actress and from Europe, and they they're not 602 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,160 together in real life anything like that, but it looked. Damn. 603 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,880 Then I'm like looking at all the Twitter comments and 604 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,720 now I'm going down that hole at two o'clock in 605 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,680 the morning. But yeah, I mean it's insane. So I 606 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,559 don't know. I'm just curious if you heard about it. 607 00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:15,119 I bet people have heard about it. Three sixty five fidays, 608 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:23,480 I'll check it. Yeah. So, last thing, so my next 609 00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:26,319 door neighbors, not the ones who abandoned their house and 610 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,000 let us use their pool, but neighbors on the other side, 611 00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:32,880 really nice couple. I get a text from the woman. 612 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,119 I say, the mom, but they are younger, they have 613 00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:41,279 little kids. And she texts me and she's like, hey, 614 00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:45,559 we're just a heads up. We're doing a garage conversion. 615 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,200 So it might get a little bit it might get 616 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,799 a little bit loud, sorry, you know. And I was like, 617 00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:54,240 that is so interesting because I have been talking and 618 00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:57,920 not doing for like a year about like I want 619 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,519 to add on to my house. So John and I were, 620 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,960 you know, Sadie and Xanders still share a room and 621 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,359 they're twelve. Because we have a three bedroom, two bath 622 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,960 house as it is, and one of the baths is 623 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,880 not even really a bath. It's small. We live in 624 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,920 a small house. Of course, when I first when we 625 00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:16,920 first moved in, it seemed like a lot of house 626 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,799 to us. We're like, it's a nice neighborhood. We may 627 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,319 not even have kids. Then we thought we were having 628 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,640 one kid. Still great, we have a bedroom, there's an office, 629 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:30,359 plus you know, Elbie's room. Then we had we knew 630 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:32,079 we were going to have twins, so we added on 631 00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:37,480 a couple like three hundred square feet. We for our 632 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:42,240 enclosed patio and turn that into an office slash playroom 633 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:44,880 kind of den area. So now we live in like 634 00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:49,480 seventeen hundred square feet, but Sadie Xander's share room. Now, 635 00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:54,440 moving for us is not like the greatest idea because 636 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,880 housing prices are way up. To get for we will, 637 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,480 we need more house, Like we don't want to make 638 00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:04,400 a lateral move, so we're going to have to spend 639 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,200 a lot more money. So even though our house is 640 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,840 worth more money, a house that would give us more 641 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,360 space and still be in a decent neighborhood would be 642 00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:15,119 hundreds of thousands more than even what our house is 643 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:19,280 worth exactly. Yeah, So I was like, adding on would 644 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,760 be really the perfect solution because you can do it 645 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,960 for not that much money. So anyway, I was like, oh, 646 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,760 give me more, give me the information, Like who are 647 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,480 you using now? These people are go getters, right, unlike me. 648 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,280 They did their research, They got like three different bids, 649 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,719 they met with three different contractors, they got it written 650 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,679 up what they could do, and then they went and 651 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,599 they're like, oh, we did our research, we listened to 652 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,840 we checked all the reviews. And I was like, so 653 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:53,320 you did, please forward, let'd you find out? So like 654 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,400 this is how I found a pediatrician back in the day, right, 655 00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,360 it was like I would didn't want to go through all. 656 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,000 I looked online how to find a pediatrician, and it's 657 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,840 like they really want you to, like have them fill 658 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,760 out a ten page survey, like you want to interview 659 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,159 ten different doctors. Like nobody have time for that. I know, 660 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,400 Like I'm eating pudding and watching TV. It's like, you 661 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,559 do the research, tell me who you like, and I'll 662 00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:18,719 go to them exactly. So which is what I did. 663 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,199 I went to somebody that somebody else was like, we 664 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,320 love this pediatrician. I was like, great, r we met 665 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,000 with them one time because they make you Yes, yes, 666 00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,199 I was like, you sound good, right, you don't have 667 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,639 a jar of Leech's on the counter. You're obviously up 668 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,960 on practice. That's how I found my doctors through you, right, 669 00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:39,719 my general practition exactly. And I found that one through 670 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,599 my friend who is a go getter and does researching. Right, 671 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,559 nobody not everybody doesn't need to do research. Find somebody 672 00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:49,360 who likes to do that. Find somebody that's important to that. 673 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,119 That's what you need. That's how I found Jensen is 674 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,440 Sonny's best friend because his mother did all the research 675 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,840 about where to live, Like we moved in the same 676 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,480 neighborhood where they moved. And also she was like the 677 00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:03,840 room mom when they were in kindergarten. You need a 678 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,320 room mom. All I did was just listen to her. Oh, 679 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,039 you're signing your child up for this aftercare program. Okay, 680 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,440 I'll do that too, which starts signing us basketball because 681 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,880 she signed Jensen up a basketball. It could have been soccer, 682 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,679 could have been baseball. This is the best advice if 683 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,159 you're listening to our show for advice, which I hope 684 00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,320 you're not right, No, no, no no, but let us 685 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,559 tell you this. This is golden. Now you got a pen, 686 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:28,599 write this down, find the room mom and ask her 687 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,440 all her shit. Just go what where? What where? How? When? 688 00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:35,480 How can they do what she does right? Exactly? These 689 00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:39,360 people live to do research. Do yeah, more than just Google. 690 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,079 They will go meet people in pina to find out 691 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,519 what's really happening. They'll audit classes. You just go and 692 00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:48,639 do what they do right. Yeah. So I was like, okay, 693 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,360 this is genius. So then I was like, oh, that 694 00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:54,920 sounds really good, and she said, hey, do you mind 695 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,599 if I give because I was like, I'm very interested 696 00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,440 in doing a garage or looking into it. I want 697 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,679 to look into like either building up, building out, or 698 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:09,199 garage conversion, last case last what do you call it? 699 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:14,519 Last case scenario? Okay, that's our last option, but which 700 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,000 is now turning into our first option. But anyway, because 701 00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:19,360 we're doing it next door. Yeah, so she says, do 702 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,519 you mind if I give them your phone number? This 703 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:26,000 company preferred builders, and I was like, mine, thank you 704 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:29,480 for for them. Can you meet them for me? Yeah? 705 00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:32,159 So the guy gets a hold of me and the 706 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,079 contractor and I'm like, yeah, we're interested, you know, can 707 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:38,760 you meet with us or whatever? And he says yes, 708 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,519 and he comes over and he's really cute. En. At 709 00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:47,039 first of all, I was like whoa what. I was 710 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,199 not expecting that he was really cute. I know it 711 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,719 was making me think twice about my cotton on sweats 712 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,840 and my old Navy T shirt which I'm wearing right now. 713 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,039 But he was like cut, tall, kind of built. He 714 00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:05,039 was Israeli. And I'll tell you something about Israelis. I 715 00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:08,880 don't want to like totally generalize, but in the one way, 716 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,119 sometimes they can be like some of them can be 717 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,320 like kind of hardcore Trump supporters because of Israel, but 718 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:20,119 they're also like no nonsense, like yes, very confident, right, 719 00:38:20,679 --> 00:38:24,119 they assertive they have these people in Israel have to 720 00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:26,360 go into the army r like right when they're like 721 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,760 Adam has talked about Israeli contractors a lot, He's had 722 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,760 to deal with a lot. Does he not like he 723 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,360 just I don't know, he does not like ribe them. 724 00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:36,440 It's not that he doesn't are like, but I was 725 00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:38,519 like I trusted this guy right away. I was like 726 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,079 Trump supporter or not, like not that he is. So meanwhile, John, 727 00:38:43,159 --> 00:38:45,159 he meets up with John, John's wearing a Biden hat, 728 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:49,719 and I realized that he was totally respectful and quote 729 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,280 no politics were talked about yeah in this and no 730 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:54,960 politics are going to be talked about in this conversation. 731 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:57,320 It's just funny how you can get things in your 732 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,960 head about a group of people which is not say 733 00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:03,159 is right or wrong. I was thinking positive things, but 734 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,320 I was like, I was like, this guy is like, 735 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,400 first of all, they're also not they I don't want 736 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,320 to say all Israelize. But he was very honest, like 737 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,239 he was not. He was very direct and like talking out. 738 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,119 He was very like okay, and also really knew his 739 00:39:19,199 --> 00:39:23,000 stuff because so our neighbors told us that there's this 740 00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:26,000 new law and I don't I'm sure Adam knows all 741 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 about this. But so if you add on, if you 742 00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:33,440 do a garage conversion, apparently you have to now build 743 00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:37,679 because of the housing shortage. It's called us something and 744 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,719 people who are listening at home are going to be like, 745 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:46,199 it's called like an HDJ I don't know, oka an 746 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,800 adjacent You have to make it so that it's actually 747 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:54,039 rentable space. I see. Okay, okay, so if you want 748 00:39:54,079 --> 00:39:57,239 to make something a bedroom like with a bathroom, it 749 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,239 has to be so that you could rent it out 750 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,719 to somebody going to charge Sadie to use it, of course. Yeah. 751 00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:05,679 So but the point of that is you have to 752 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,320 make a little kitchenette. I The guy's like, listen, this 753 00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,199 is the law and that you have to have. The 754 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,679 people are going to come and inspect it. So I 755 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,320 got to make this little kitchenette. But then I'm going 756 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,039 to tear it down at the end. Really, after the 757 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,320 final inspection, I'm going to take it back out. Have 758 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,840 you heard of that? Yeah, ADU, Yeah, it stands for 759 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,119 accessory dwelling unit. Okay, so if it's living space. Learned 760 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:28,679 about that in my real estate class, you did thing 761 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,119 like that, not this law. But yeah, well so there's laws, 762 00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:34,440 and there are recent laws that say that you have 763 00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:36,280 to have this like a kid. It has to be 764 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,599 a space that could literally be rented on its own. 765 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,440 So that seems like such a waste of money and 766 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:43,360 time that he used to build something and then take 767 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,760 it down. It's not that big a deal. Yeah, I'm 768 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,760 sure it's not. It's just like a sink, right, and 769 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,440 a little counter space, and then they just get everybody 770 00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:54,880 he can grease in the downtown. And I guess not. 771 00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:57,119 I guess it's really hard right now during COVID to 772 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:02,480 get permits are forever. You have to leave like three 773 00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:05,199 months just to do the permitting process like it was 774 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,920 fast before. So you know me first of all, Also, 775 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,079 I'm easy to just steamroll with contractors. You know, I'm 776 00:41:13,199 --> 00:41:17,400 very I can be aggressive and confrontational in my regular life, 777 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,239 but when it comes to stuff I don't know about, 778 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,320 I'm just like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. He's like, what's 779 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,039 your budget, which is never a good question for somebody 780 00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:27,719 to ask you, because like no, no, no, no, I 781 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,079 want my inside my head, I'm going no, no, no, no, 782 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,519 you tell me what you can bring this in for, 783 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:38,360 but I don't know. Eighty thousand it's terrible. I know. 784 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,559 John's like, can we just keep it under a hundred? 785 00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,119 Is that possible? And then the guy's like, yeah, I 786 00:41:43,159 --> 00:41:44,960 think we could do that, you know. And then he's like, Okay, 787 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,519 we're going to do this, this, this, this, and this. 788 00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:49,039 Oh yeah, we're gonna make it beautiful. Then he comes 789 00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:52,800 in the house wearing a mask, very polite, like I said, 790 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:56,639 very cute. Yeah, and he's like, okay, I don't want 791 00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:58,360 to try to do his Israeli accent, but he's got 792 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,960 like a sexy accent. Okay, so you know you're gonna 793 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 have to. And then he's like makes it. He like 794 00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:07,000 does the designs right there. I'm like ready to hire him, right, 795 00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:10,400 you know, because I have no backing, just like okay, 796 00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:13,360 so like kui should we just so we go. John's 797 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,519 looking at me like stop, like stop moving forward, Like 798 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,840 he's like, okay, we're going to like get another bid 799 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,639 and you know, just we've got to think about this, 800 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,280 and and I'm like totally ready to go. But so 801 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,320 basically we asked him about building up and he just 802 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,880 told us that it's harder because our house was not 803 00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:34,440 built to have a second story. So there's a lot 804 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:38,320 of he said, reinforcing. He said, it's just more invasive 805 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,000 to your house, Like it's a lot more building going on, 806 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:44,840 it's more expensive, it's a lot more destruction that's happening 807 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,800 in your house because you know, you're not necessarily even 808 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,320 gonna be able to live there while they're doing it, 809 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,719 whereas we can live there while they're adding on to 810 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,000 the garage. Yes, So I got really excited, and then 811 00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:01,519 he said we didn't have enough room. He showed us, like, 812 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,719 you're not gonna build out from here because where are 813 00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,639 you going to put a door? But he's like, your 814 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,840 best bet is the garage conversion. But this is slid 815 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,960 up to your number one choice, split up to number one. 816 00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:16,239 It's much more affordable compared to moving. We're gonna save 817 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,800 a lot of money. You know, we can take a 818 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,639 heelock loan and just build it. And then so John's all, 819 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,920 you know, well, is it gonna add value to our house? 820 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,440 Do we lose value to our house? He's like, no, 821 00:43:28,559 --> 00:43:32,199 you're gonna add value. You're adding a bedroom and a bathroom. Absolutely, 822 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,559 And I was like, really know, we don't need a bathroom. 823 00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:36,000 We could just use the bathroom in the house. He's like, 824 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,039 he's like, you're gonna he goes, so you're gonna build 825 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:46,199 a master bedroom, right, and not build a bathroom. He's like, no, 826 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,880 where are you gonna go to the bathroom. You're like, well, 827 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,480 we'll just go in the rest of the other part 828 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,320 of the house. He's like, you're going to spend the 829 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,400 money to build it. He's like, a beget about yes, 830 00:43:54,519 --> 00:43:57,079 because that will add value if it doesn't have a bathroom. 831 00:43:57,119 --> 00:43:58,480 That's what he said. He goes, you want a four 832 00:43:58,559 --> 00:44:01,360 bedroom house with like what and a half bath? Oh 833 00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:04,159 my god? No, But it was like kind of but cool, 834 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,400 you know, yeah, okay, yeah, you're right, all right, we'll 835 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,480 have a bathroom. That's cool. We'll get the bathroom anyway. 836 00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:11,679 But this is what I liked. He goes, So we're 837 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,119 asking because John's like way down the line in his 838 00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:17,440 head and this guy's like, look, if you're doing an 839 00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:19,840 add on to your house, the reason you're doing it 840 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,360 is because you want to stay here, right. He's like, 841 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,719 so stop thinking twenty years ahead. You don't know what's 842 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,280 going to happen in twenty years. Anything could happen in 843 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,320 twenty years. He's like, think about now, living here now 844 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,920 while your kids are still fairly young and can get 845 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,920 it a few more years out of the house, and 846 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,400 you want them to have their own room, and you 847 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,440 want them they should have a bathroom. Enjoy the house. 848 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,960 Like enjoy the house. It's like, okay, but what about later. 849 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,440 Let's just say way down the line, where do we 850 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:49,079 want to sell the house? Now? We got no garage, like, 851 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:53,760 and he's like, ahhuh, And I said, well, don't you 852 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,440 kind of need a garage? Like people are gonna be 853 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,960 where do we put our car? He goes where do 854 00:44:57,039 --> 00:45:00,400 you put your car exactly in the driveway to go yeah, 855 00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:02,880 like everybody else yeah, And I go yeah, but people 856 00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:05,440 just want the option, like I don't. Aren't people going 857 00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:08,320 to be like, but there's no garage And he goes, no, 858 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,239 because you're going to have a four bedroom, three bathroom 859 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,679 house in this neighborhood where nobody has four bedrooms and 860 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,199 three bathrooms, so it's going to add value. They're gonna 861 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,480 want it. And I said, okay, but what if they say, like, 862 00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:22,760 but there's no garage, He said, then you say to them. 863 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,920 You know what, this is not the house for you. Yes, 864 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,280 move on, That's what he said. I like this guy. 865 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:32,719 He goes, I was selling a property that they another 866 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,320 one we didn't. We made an adu or whatever the 867 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,400 hell it's called negos. And they said, you know there's 868 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,360 no garage, and he goes, yeah, there's no garage. There's 869 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,960 not the house for you, right, And I was like, 870 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,280 I like this. I need this guy's a life coach. Yes, 871 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,119 what else you got in your back? Your best life? 872 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:54,320 Get in the bedroom, get right, He's right, enjoy life. 873 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:56,960 Like I was in a good mood the rest of 874 00:45:57,039 --> 00:45:59,679 the day. Right. Anyway, what do you know about like, 875 00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,360 is this a good idea? Bad house? It's great to me? 876 00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:05,159 What do I know? I don't know, you're because Adam 877 00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:09,000 would know. Would he think this is a good idea? Absolutely? Absolutely, 878 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,599 it adds value to the house. He's right to the garage. 879 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,960 By the way, couldn't they convert the bedroom back to 880 00:46:17,079 --> 00:46:19,400 a garage? Maybe? I don't know if it's that important. 881 00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,159 If somebody's in that wants to live in that area 882 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:27,320 but needs, uh four bedrooms, then that's the house, you 883 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,079 know what I mean, Especially if there's other what are 884 00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:32,719 the houses in your neighborhood. There's plenty of street parking, 885 00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:36,119 there's plenty of all the houses are basically like the 886 00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,559 size of my house now with the add on or smaller, right, 887 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,960 that's per I mean it's rare to find a house 888 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,440 like you know, we would move our house. The square 889 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,239 footage will move into the two thousands. That's for us. 890 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,360 Is good. Yeah, you're adding this stuff like we'll have 891 00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,800 like twenty one almost twenty two hundred square feet, which 892 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,119 we're fine. We're going to wait for yes, and you 893 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,199 want to stay there, he's right, you're not good. What 894 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,480 twenty years? Who knows, but yeah, it's your kids are 895 00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:02,039 going to grow up, they're going to go to school, 896 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:06,039 but while living there, it's perfect. Right. Yeah, well I'm excited. 897 00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:09,719 When are we starting? I mean we're I have another 898 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,039 contractor who's coming this week to give us a second quote. 899 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,679 Well that's what it'll come down to, you know, Come 900 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,320 dress up just to impress my friends. Yes, bring your 901 00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:22,719 wear a nice tight T shirt like this first guy did, 902 00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:25,880 some nice Levi's and a T shirt. Go to the 903 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,159 gym for who's going for the girls, and we'll see 904 00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:33,639 who wins. All right, you guys. This was super fun. 905 00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:38,480 Our Patreon this week was fun. Patreon was fun. I 906 00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:40,119 hope you go back and listen to it. It was 907 00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:46,559 about another podcaster and a little update on Zandy Mussin. Hi. 908 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,239 Thanks to our sponsors. Thank you guys for listening. You're 909 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,800 a parent now, don't if it up.