Speaker 1: Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You're
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Speaker 1: Laura's a lovable lunatic where above so real. The stories
Speaker 1: are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent the people
Speaker 1: with says he's kind. He let me get some kind
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Speaker 2: Plus sure we're late. Bumple your seat belts and don't
Speaker 2: be late. Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great
Speaker 2: on with the show.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go. Welcome to Laura Kane
Speaker 3: After Dark. You guys.
Speaker 4: I'm Laura Kane, Eric Rumor, all right, producer Claire. Hello,
Speaker 4: and here we have Antonio the Hello, the birthday boy.
Speaker 3: It's his birthday today.
Speaker 2: Police can play on yours.
Speaker 3: Oh look at that?
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 4: Herek speaking to this mic because I didn't set up
Speaker 4: your own mic, because I'm not I didn't think that
Speaker 4: far ahead. As usual, it's been kind of a day.
Speaker 4: Just wait, we have so much tell you guys. But anyway,
Speaker 4: any thoughts on this day of your birth Antonio.
Speaker 2: On this Monday, not too many I.
Speaker 3: Know it kind of sucks having a birthday on Monday.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering how old am I. I gotta check
Speaker 2: my birth certificate.
Speaker 4: He was saying that this morning, Like he was like, think,
Speaker 4: I really do think I need to check to see
Speaker 4: what year I was born. I'm like, you are fifty
Speaker 4: eight years old. Trust me, I know I think so.
Speaker 2: Yes, you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know it's depressing that I'm the oldest one in
Speaker 4: the room. Again, Well for you, yeah, you are the
Speaker 4: oldest one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did a story for KOGO AM six hundred news
Speaker 4: radio they'll.
Speaker 3: Air tomorrow about a new.
Speaker 4: Apartment for a complex for low income people. It's a
Speaker 4: senior living complex for people fifty five plus. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: I qualify on all the different levels. You're a senior citizen.
Speaker 2: I am, well, yeah, sar.
Speaker 4: Antonio is single lady? Ready to mingle? Or are you not?
Speaker 2: Very very very single? Yes?
Speaker 3: Ready to mingle?
Speaker 2: Ready to mingle?
Speaker 3: What does that mean to you?
Speaker 2: It means a little poke in the whiskers, That's what
Speaker 2: it means.
Speaker 4: No, truly, What do you want this year to to?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do this year? We want
Speaker 2: to do? I want to travel I gotta I gotta
Speaker 2: go to Cabo, and yes, I gotta travel. I like
Speaker 2: to drive down there.
Speaker 3: How long does it take to drive to Cabo?
Speaker 2: Probably like twenty hours?
Speaker 3: Why on earth a thousand miles? Why would you just
Speaker 3: take a flight.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's just more fun. You know, you get
Speaker 2: the sapsuit little towns and it's not that scary, but
Speaker 2: it's fun to do.
Speaker 4: Well, if you like driving, I guess that would be
Speaker 4: fun to stop at little towns.
Speaker 3: But twenty hours when you get there in like two may.
Speaker 2: I have no hair on my shist.
Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't notice that you have your shirt button
Speaker 4: down almost to your navel and the cowboy How that's
Speaker 4: a nice look.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think I eric unbuttoned my shirt. I wasn't looking.
Speaker 2: It was with my eyes, just with my eyes.
Speaker 4: Despite any previous dalliances that we may or may not
Speaker 4: have had, I think that you are a great person, Antonio,
Speaker 4: and I wish you only the best. And I'm glad
Speaker 4: that we're friends and you're a great roommate.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you very much. And yeah, I feel the
Speaker 2: same way so and Antonio, Yes, sir, any dalliances that
Speaker 2: we may or may not have had, I think you're
Speaker 2: a wonderful person, and happy birthday, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Where did I pull that word? Dalliance?
Speaker 2: I don't know, old lady who I think Laura's older
Speaker 2: than both of us. I think maybe I think you are.
Speaker 2: I think your certificates wrong. And I qualified to leave
Speaker 2: him my parents.
Speaker 3: Now you qualified to live with your parents?
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, You better play your cards right
Speaker 4: or you might be living with your parents.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, you guys have a great time, got a great show,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna scadoodle all right. Happy birthday?
Speaker 3: Fine?
Speaker 4: And you know what, I'm getting you something for your birthday.
Speaker 4: I know he hates surprises. He's the worst person to
Speaker 4: buy birthday presents for. But let me ask you this
Speaker 4: because I can't remember. Is it chocolate, moose pie? Or
Speaker 4: is it what is it that you love? Chocolatedn't spy
Speaker 4: or is it chocolate?
Speaker 3: There's like another hair.
Speaker 2: Pie moves moves oh theo? Yeah if it has hair
Speaker 2: let's see, Laura.
Speaker 3: He's being naughty. Okay, hair Pie?
Speaker 2: Well it is not me? Is this guy over here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You two together are quite prepared.
Speaker 2: Laura's a bad influence on me. See Laura's a bad
Speaker 2: influence on me.
Speaker 4: Stop it all right, Well that's your fifteen minutes of fame, Antonio,
Speaker 4: So happy birthday, go back outside and do it thurday first. Yeah,
Speaker 4: are you going to do our party?
Speaker 2: And mister Charlie's yes, you're invited that that body. Just
Speaker 2: bring that body.
Speaker 4: And money, money, bring money for me to put in
Speaker 4: my own pocket.
Speaker 2: Good night, Laura's gonna be on the mister Charlie's pole.
Speaker 3: You can't even get off the couch. Okay, that is sad.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: That was your gift on thecast. And I am gonna
Speaker 3: door dowsh you a chocolate Moose pie.
Speaker 2: Okay, and it's only going to cost her eighty seven
Speaker 2: to fifty.
Speaker 4: You wonder down moose. Okay, let's take a breath. Oh,
Speaker 4: Eric has the story of all stories. Let me just
Speaker 4: say that I'm sitting next to Frankenstein pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you won't believe.
Speaker 4: What happened to this man right here over the weekend.
Speaker 2: It happened, happened on Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it happened that long ago. And it's
Speaker 3: oh dude, dude, dude, just wait, just wait.
Speaker 2: I have a story day four days ago.
Speaker 3: Is it? Are you on payment?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you on them right now?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you like kind of happy right now?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Notice Notice how I'm just smiling and I'm
Speaker 2: not as my usual unpleasant self.
Speaker 3: You're a delight. You are truly a delight.
Speaker 2: I am a delight.
Speaker 3: Antonio can't get the dog anyway.
Speaker 4: That's his job on Monday nights is to watch this
Speaker 4: one so he doesn't knock over all of the equipment.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we have that. I have a story of
Speaker 3: something I did that really, it's totally a Loura Kane story.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, something I didn't have the money to do,
Speaker 4: but I had to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is.
Speaker 4: Going to You're gonna shake your head and go, what
Speaker 4: were you thinking?
Speaker 2: I am taking your credit cards, debit cards, bank account.
Speaker 3: Seriously, will you pay my money?
Speaker 2: Mab I will. I'll make you a rich woman.
Speaker 4: I would use Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth, Inc. But
Speaker 4: I'm not at that one.
Speaker 2: You can just call.
Speaker 3: J for a little baby bank accounts like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to pay me, Oh really.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll do it for you for free.
Speaker 4: Great and and anytime you want to like get rid
Speaker 4: of one of those pesky.
Speaker 3: Gift cards that are in your wallet that he has
Speaker 3: three five dollars gift cards that he just He's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I've had these in here for like ever.
Speaker 4: Wow, Like it was no big thing. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: if it's not that big a deal, I'll take one
Speaker 4: off your hands if you want me to, if you
Speaker 4: want me to lighten your load.
Speaker 3: That's what friends are for.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what friends are for?
Speaker 4: Okay, Claire, want to hear about your life.
Speaker 3: What's been going on with you?
Speaker 2: Claire? You look adorable today?
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you as usual? And she's getting much love
Speaker 3: from fans.
Speaker 2: She is, she's just getting rave reviews.
Speaker 3: I think she might be number one taking over your slid.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be a fight. We are going
Speaker 2: to be rolling around amidst the cables.
Speaker 4: And everybody recognizes this one. Everybody always comes up to
Speaker 4: this one. Nobody ever says hi to me, recognizes me.
Speaker 4: But for some reason, Eric is just so incredibly talented.
Speaker 3: I guess, and popular.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows you and comes up to you, which is great,
Speaker 4: But I think Claire is inching up to your level.
Speaker 2: Oh no, is this the whole ladder thing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My goodness.
Speaker 6: I mean, I haven't been recognized yet.
Speaker 2: Is she the Karen in this situation where she's elbow
Speaker 2: her way up?
Speaker 4: Yes, but she she's not doing this like this is
Speaker 4: just her being her wonderful her clearness is coming through,
Speaker 4: and people love it.
Speaker 2: I love her clariness.
Speaker 3: I know. We love all things Claire, we do.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Okay, So, okay, I have so many things to talk about.
Speaker 4: I wrote, Okay, we're gonna talk about our party. We're
Speaker 4: talking okay, So first let's talk about.
Speaker 2: The Old Globe. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. We have so much show business too
Speaker 3: to talk about.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a lot, I know.
Speaker 4: And sad stuff. Oh my gosh. So we'll we'll talk
Speaker 4: about all that. But first, Oh the music.
Speaker 7: My gosh, I don't know which button you put the
Speaker 7: music on.
Speaker 4: You guys, it's almost time for Begin Again at.
Speaker 3: The Old Globe Theater.
Speaker 4: I can't wait in Balboa Park. This is the show
Speaker 4: that's going to blow you away. You might even want
Speaker 4: to go back and see it again and again and
Speaker 4: again Begin Again because it's that good music from Train. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's a musical. It's based on the movie which was great,
Speaker 4: and it's at the Old Globe. They put on the
Speaker 4: most fantastic shows and this one is for sure headed
Speaker 4: to New York Broadway, baby, for sure. And you can
Speaker 4: say to everybody, you know what I saw that one.
Speaker 4: It started in San Diego, and now look be that person.
Speaker 4: And when you get your tickets, because it starts on
Speaker 4: September sixth, the tickets are now available. You give the
Speaker 4: code LCAD for Lower Kane after Dark. Yes, and your
Speaker 4: ling fees will be waived.
Speaker 2: So you believe that, no, I actually can't. I know
Speaker 2: it's amazing.
Speaker 4: So that's a fun little freebie there. So all right,
Speaker 4: what's the phone number.
Speaker 2: The phone number is six one nine two three four
Speaker 2: five six two three four. You could go to the
Speaker 2: Old Globe dot org.
Speaker 3: Good thank you for not saying the Dulby.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, biggie, thank you. Don't miss out
Speaker 4: begin again, and we gotta figure out when we're all
Speaker 4: going wave.
Speaker 3: I'm so stoked about.
Speaker 4: This Old Globe Theater in Bubble of Ark. Don't miss
Speaker 4: this one. It's gonna be outstanding. Yes, okay, Also we
Speaker 4: have a party. Oh do we have a party. I'm
Speaker 4: so excited about this. I've been talking to the woman
Speaker 4: who is the manager of mister Charlie's in Hillcrest. It
Speaker 4: just opened about three four months ago.
Speaker 3: Uh. Travis Barker from Blink one.
Speaker 4: Eighty two is part owner or investor, so he has
Speaker 4: something to do with it. It's a vegan kind of like
Speaker 4: knock off of Nick D's. But everything is no meat,
Speaker 4: no dairy, none of that nonsense. You can get not nuggets,
Speaker 4: not burgers.
Speaker 3: Not cheeseburgers. Fries are excellent.
Speaker 2: It's still the Golden Arches. It's like the Fallen Arches.
Speaker 2: Everything it's a frown.
Speaker 4: Face, the frownie face. The frownie meal is the kid's meal.
Speaker 2: But when you see the t shirt, just picture my face.
Speaker 3: It's like two exes for eyes in a big front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the resting bitch face.
Speaker 4: We are having a party on August thirty first, yes,
Speaker 4: Monday night. We're gonna live stream from mister Charlie's and
Speaker 4: Hillcrest and we are going to give away I have
Speaker 4: the you know that big round own raffle thing for
Speaker 4: the raffle tickets. I have that all packed. I've been
Speaker 4: packing up all the stuff we're going to bring. We
Speaker 4: have so many giveaways, you guys.
Speaker 2: And guess what just came in the mail today Karen's package.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, our friend Karen made handmade.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have ten pieces of jewelry and they're so cute.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have jewelry. We have sweatshirts, t shirts.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 4: These little tote bags is cute.
Speaker 2: My god, that is of these?
Speaker 3: Do I have to well, you better win it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna shank somebody for that.
Speaker 3: Not only that, but that's amazing.
Speaker 4: One hundred dollars gift card for a tattoo place for
Speaker 4: this woman who did my uh my bracelet tattoo. She
Speaker 4: has a gift card for if you want to get
Speaker 4: a test.
Speaker 2: We have those great books from Georgiana Rvine.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the whole set.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, there's and then not well, not only that,
Speaker 4: but we have mister Charlie's merch as well, which is
Speaker 4: so cute, the cutest t shirts and.
Speaker 2: Shirts that this is a basy. I need to take
Speaker 2: a picture of this. This is so funny.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, these fun stickers.
Speaker 2: I ordered those sticks.
Speaker 3: I don't know, they're like hologround stickers. Anyway, we got stickers.
Speaker 3: We got everything is cute.
Speaker 7: Speaking of mister Charlie's merch, Yes, I moved recently. It's
Speaker 7: what's going on with me. And I did have to
Speaker 7: choose whether or not to keep my mister Charlie's themed condom,
Speaker 7: and I did keep it, so it did move to
Speaker 7: the apartment.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it made the cut.
Speaker 3: The condom made the cut.
Speaker 7: The condom made the cut. I mean, what am I
Speaker 7: gonna do with it? I can't donate it to goodwill?
Speaker 3: I mean, and also it's a price because it is,
Speaker 3: it means.
Speaker 2: Something, it means.
Speaker 4: That's mister Charlie's. That is, it's just everything is just
Speaker 4: really cool. It's eclectic, it's it's the vibe is fun
Speaker 4: and exciting and you're invited.
Speaker 3: Now here's how you get to go.
Speaker 4: Because she asked me, the manager, She's like, well, how
Speaker 4: many people are expecting?
Speaker 2: Like, oh crap, I better give you my list because
Speaker 2: there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Of We have one area because it's still gonna be
Speaker 4: like a restaurant.
Speaker 3: We didn't.
Speaker 4: We didn't rent out the entire place, so we have
Speaker 4: like one corner area.
Speaker 3: So here's here's what we do. Here's what you do.
Speaker 4: If you haven't already, follow Laura Kane after Dark on Instagram, Facebook,
Speaker 4: and please subscribe on YouTube if you would, that would
Speaker 4: be great.
Speaker 3: Also follow mister Charlie's s.
Speaker 4: D Okay, yes, when you do those things, I'm thinking
Speaker 4: the best way would be just DM Laura Kane after
Speaker 4: Dark on Instagram because I'll check all the dms and
Speaker 4: i'll mark you down.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: A venmo helps just saying, you know, if you really
Speaker 4: want to go, I'll notice that.
Speaker 2: Oh if someone tries to grease your palm. Is that
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm joking.
Speaker 4: This is a free party, but I'm just saying, yes,
Speaker 4: it's free, it's fun.
Speaker 3: We want you there. We have been doing this podcast
Speaker 3: for seven.
Speaker 2: If they listen, if somebody sends you money via Vemo,
Speaker 2: they're going to want something. So you better, you better
Speaker 2: get those hips ready, you know what.
Speaker 4: At this stage currently, uh, this point in my life.
Speaker 2: Fine, there is an alley right down the street.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there we go, and then we have my car always.
Speaker 2: Oh true, yeah, well that's no surprise.
Speaker 3: Look at me. So matter of fact, she's whatever for
Speaker 3: your knee pads. I have some of.
Speaker 2: Those and your and your risk cards. So you don't
Speaker 2: get carpal tunnel. I'll even let you borrow this one
Speaker 2: if you need to.
Speaker 3: This is what we're gonna talk about next.
Speaker 4: And the phone call I got and this story.
Speaker 3: Holy cow. Okay, so let me see. Okay, I covered.
Speaker 2: That we're looking for It's at seven o'clock right on
Speaker 2: the third.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, the thirty first. Oh get there early.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because you y'all are gonna want to mingle,
Speaker 4: and you're gonna want.
Speaker 3: To see what we have to give a way, we'll
Speaker 3: have it all laid out.
Speaker 4: You're gonna want to get your raffle tickets and and uh,
Speaker 4: you know what, you might even have a chance to
Speaker 4: be on the show if you want. You guys, have
Speaker 4: an interesting story you have you wanted to give a
Speaker 4: shout out?
Speaker 3: Bring it on.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be it.
Speaker 3: Open it to your podcast. It's our podcast, but it's
Speaker 3: gonna be that.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. It's gonna be so much fun. I'm
Speaker 2: so excited.
Speaker 4: August thirty, first, seven pm is when it starts to
Speaker 4: get their early. Mister Charlie's in Hellcrest at the corner
Speaker 4: of University and Fifth Avenue.
Speaker 2: And I may or may not be inappropriate.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you gonna wear the mister Charlie shirt? Are
Speaker 4: you gonna wear something completely different? Or our shirt that
Speaker 4: you have yet?
Speaker 2: Very real.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised we didn't get kicked off of YouTube when
Speaker 4: you wore the shirt.
Speaker 3: I shaved my balls for this.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nothing compared to some of the stuff I have.
Speaker 3: When I came to see you after this incident that
Speaker 3: we're going to talk about.
Speaker 4: Oh, that shirt I didn't I thought was cute at first,
Speaker 4: and then when I really looked at it, I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, Eric, what about boy?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Do you like this one? This one's new?
Speaker 3: What's it say?
Speaker 2: Heyil Mary Grace punched the devil in the face. I
Speaker 2: do love this Mary with boxing glove one.
Speaker 4: All right. I'm a little bit dishoveled because I normally
Speaker 4: have a case for my phone. A normal person does
Speaker 4: put a case on their phone. Well, the day I
Speaker 4: took it off, I dropped my phone. Look at the back.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can't see this because if you're listening,
Speaker 4: you can't see it on the back next to you.
Speaker 2: It looks like a bullet hole through the back of
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised it's still working.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised as you.
Speaker 3: Can literally see the inner workings of the phone. It's
Speaker 3: all cracked.
Speaker 4: Thank god I was smart enough to buy insurance, because
Speaker 4: normally that's not the kind of person I am. I
Speaker 4: risk it, I risk everything. But the guy that's they're
Speaker 4: supposed to be coming here to fix my phone, they come.
Speaker 4: They come to you in like some kind of van,
Speaker 4: take the phone, fix it up, and then hopefully just
Speaker 4: give back to me or I.
Speaker 3: Get a new phone.
Speaker 2: So they're coming in a van.
Speaker 3: Well, the time frame was this.
Speaker 2: Sounds very unscrupulous. I don't know. This is a little better.
Speaker 2: You better have me on speed dial all that day.
Speaker 4: This is why I'm freaking out because they said the
Speaker 4: timeframe is between five and seven pm. Well now it's
Speaker 4: seven twenty and I haven't received a phone call.
Speaker 2: Wait they're doing it tonight.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: Oh that's why I'm freaking out, because I'm kind of
Speaker 4: like looking at there's somebody that's gonna show up at
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 3: Is he gonna call me?
Speaker 1: But this?
Speaker 3: If I don't have this, I have nothing my phone.
Speaker 3: Think about it. My phone is everything for work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cups up?
Speaker 3: What hook ups and do I have lipstick on my teeth?
Speaker 2: No, that's surprising. It is usually there's a streak there.
Speaker 4: Oh nine times out of town. Okay, mister Rimmer had
Speaker 4: a little accident, a little one on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: That sent him straight to the emergency room.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: And it is so.
Speaker 4: Gnarly that he is now currently flying on vicing in
Speaker 4: because it was that painful.
Speaker 3: He can't even work, he can't type, he can't even text.
Speaker 2: I just got like a jolt of pain just now.
Speaker 3: Oh so it comes in waves.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So, Eric Rimmer, what the hell happened to
Speaker 4: your hand?
Speaker 2: Wednesday night? That's my Friday, because I'm off Thursdays and Fridays.
Speaker 2: I had taken some protein powder and I was just
Speaker 2: on my way to the gym and I decided to
Speaker 2: wipe out the glass after I washed it. And you've
Speaker 2: seen those glasses. They're heavy and they're solid. You know,
Speaker 2: the glass is thick. And I wiped it down and
Speaker 2: I had it over the water and the sink, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I just saw the glass just
Speaker 2: like somebody took a sword and cut it in half.
Speaker 2: It didn't shatter, it didn't break in one piece came
Speaker 2: off it literally right down the middle, and I saw
Speaker 2: the top half go to the right. I saw the
Speaker 2: bottom half go to the left, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I love those glasses. And all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I looked down and I had blood all over my
Speaker 2: workout shorts, all over my arms, my legs, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. So I look and the
Speaker 2: water's just red with blood, and I'm like and I
Speaker 2: looked at my hand and there was nothing. And then
Speaker 2: I literally blinked and it was. There was blood spurting everywhere,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. So I ran
Speaker 2: it under the water and I was totally calm.
Speaker 3: I was like, you were in shock. Probably you were
Speaker 3: like on a drum.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, how bad is it? And then
Speaker 2: there was so much blood coming out of my hand
Speaker 2: that I was like, I don't even know where the
Speaker 2: cut is, Like, I don't even know how bad it is.
Speaker 2: So I wrap it in the dish towel. And then
Speaker 2: I found out today from one of my friends, it's
Speaker 2: a nurse, that what I did next was a bike
Speaker 2: a huge no no. So, by the grace of God,
Speaker 2: nothing happened. It was bleeding so bad the towel is
Speaker 2: just dripping with blood. And I was like, that's a
Speaker 2: brand new dish. Also, I go, my phone was in
Speaker 2: my bedroom, so this is what you did wrong in
Speaker 2: the charger. This is what I did wrong. Okay. I
Speaker 2: went into the bedroom, I hit I dialed a friend
Speaker 2: of mine and I said, hey, I need you to
Speaker 2: give me the address for urgent care because I knew
Speaker 2: the one right across the street from me was closed
Speaker 2: or right down the street from me was closed. So
Speaker 2: he says for who, and I said me And he said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what'd you do? He goes, do you
Speaker 2: need me to come and get you? ANDIM nope, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Uh So he said, well there's one on University. So
Speaker 2: I said, okay, text me the address. So he texted
Speaker 2: me the address. I meanwhile am bleeding everywhere in my
Speaker 2: bathroom and so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna take this off,
Speaker 2: slap them a big gaba toilet paper on there, okay,
Speaker 2: and then rewrap it. So I found out today that
Speaker 2: doing that is terrible because it can disintegrate and then
Speaker 2: get into the wound and then they have to clean
Speaker 2: it all. It can make the toilet paper. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: make a mess. So not knowing that that's what I did.
Speaker 2: So I get up to the Urgent care On University.
Speaker 4: At this point, by the way, are you like feeling
Speaker 4: weak from all the blood loss?
Speaker 3: Are you feeling like is it starting to hurt?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is it like sinking in that you just severely injured yourself.
Speaker 2: Here's what it started to hurt. I get to the
Speaker 2: Urgent care on University and as I'm approaching the door,
Speaker 2: now mind you, people are looking at me on the
Speaker 2: street because I look like I was just involved in
Speaker 2: like a shooting. I'm I look like Carrie White at
Speaker 2: the prong. I'm covered in blood. I mean there was
Speaker 2: blood everywhere. I'm bleed. I've got my hand wrapped and
Speaker 2: I'm bleeding, and people are looking at me on the
Speaker 2: street and I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like do do do do?
Speaker 2: You know, like trying to kind of hide things. And
Speaker 2: I get to the front door and a woman and
Speaker 2: a little boy walk in in front of me, and
Speaker 2: so the security guard says, I'm gonna, uh, let me
Speaker 2: get the the front desk. Girl. So she comes out
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, come with me, and those two go,
Speaker 2: and I'm I'm waiting for my turn, and she kind
Speaker 2: of looks at me, the girl at the front desk,
Speaker 2: and she kind of looks at me, and then she
Speaker 2: looks at the security guard. And the security guard comes
Speaker 2: over to me and he goes, are you with them?
Speaker 2: And I said no, I said, I just need to
Speaker 2: see somebody. He goes, what happened? And I go, oh,
Speaker 2: I slice my hand open on a piece of glass.
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh my god, I hate to tell
Speaker 2: you this. This is this is a pediatric urgent care
Speaker 2: oh and I go, oh my god, can someone just
Speaker 2: can someone just stitch me up? I don't I don't
Speaker 2: care if it's pediatric, and he goes, unfortunately, we can.
Speaker 2: It's only for children. And I'm all, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I immediately get on my phone and I'm all,
Speaker 2: where's an ear closest to me? And that's the one
Speaker 2: thing I want to avoid, because you know how.
Speaker 4: I emergency rooms are the craziest, scariest.
Speaker 2: Most vile places.
Speaker 3: On what time is this?
Speaker 2: This is? At this point, it's almost eleven. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I get because I've been driving, so by the
Speaker 2: time I get to.
Speaker 3: The er in Hillcrest, I'm so pissed by the way
Speaker 3: that he is. He hadn't call me. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: anybody to drive him around.
Speaker 2: Take a number. I have heard from everybody today and
Speaker 2: in the last couple of days, so mad at me
Speaker 2: that I didn't call, and I'm like, I'm a dude.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can drive myself. It's fine. I
Speaker 2: laid a towel out it caught all the blood.
Speaker 6: I was good, So well you weren't good.
Speaker 2: Well no, but I mean I was really concerned about
Speaker 2: getting the seats in my car bloody.
Speaker 4: So I like that one was your biggest conn no
Speaker 4: blood drops in.
Speaker 2: I didn't want any blood in my car. So I
Speaker 2: get to the er and the girl takes one look
Speaker 2: at me and she's like, oh, come on over, and
Speaker 2: she goes, what happened? I told her and she goes
Speaker 2: I look around and she she's like, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: am going to be seen at like eight o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning. There was packed, it was packed, and so
Speaker 2: I she goes, what's your pain level? And I'm all
Speaker 2: nine nine, nine point five, nine point eight eleven eleven,
Speaker 2: like it's bad. And she goes, Okay, we're gonna We're
Speaker 2: gonna get somebody because I was like if I say, like, oh,
Speaker 2: a four, I'll be here all night.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: So but once my adrenaline started kicking in, it started
Speaker 2: to throw like. I was all, uugh, So I'm sitting there,
Speaker 2: and she goes, I just have to tell you, I've
Speaker 2: never seen it this busy, And I'm all, okay.
Speaker 3: Did anybody throw up while you're waiting?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh god, that is my worst I know, but.
Speaker 2: That's what I texted you. So I am I'm standing
Speaker 2: because there's nowhere to sit.
Speaker 3: So was anybody else bleeding?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Not that I saw, But there was a I'm standing
Speaker 2: against the wall, and there's a homeless guy in the
Speaker 2: corner taking up three chairs by the way, and then
Speaker 2: had his like he was in a recliner, had his
Speaker 2: feet on his wheelchair, had stuff everywhere, bags of trash.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm all, we're in an er, Like, how
Speaker 2: is this being allowed? Yeah, be careful, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say where I know. No, just right, nice, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be nice. Well, then everybody's psychosis kicks in all at once,
Speaker 2: and the girl at the end starts going she's got
Speaker 2: a hoodie and she starts pounding on her head. I
Speaker 2: mean pounding on her like face and head, and She's all,
Speaker 2: get the demons out of me, and I'm all, oh
Speaker 2: my god, what the is happening? So then the guy
Speaker 2: next to her starts just laughing at nothing like cackling,
Speaker 2: and then you would get up and walk around and
Speaker 2: he'd be like, I need water, like screaming, and I'm
Speaker 2: all and then she would start crying and then pounding
Speaker 2: on her head again.
Speaker 3: At any point, are you like, am I dreaming? Is
Speaker 3: this a nightmare? I'm happing.
Speaker 2: I literally was like, I'm gonna wake up from this
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna be in bed and this whole thing
Speaker 2: is just gonna be a nightmare. Then the homeless guy
Speaker 2: starts throwing shit like putting cup napkins, paperback like at
Speaker 2: the wall, screaming and them all, oh my god, here
Speaker 2: we go. So the girl had told me they're doing
Speaker 2: a shift change at ten thirty, so they're probably gonna
Speaker 2: knock people out really quick, like they're probably gonna start
Speaker 2: getting people out of here really quick. And I'm all,
Speaker 2: let's hope. So because I will literally cross my fingers,
Speaker 2: white knucklet and just hope for the best, I'm leaving
Speaker 2: like I'm I'm not staying here. So I this lovely
Speaker 2: woman that was sitting to the right of where I
Speaker 2: was standing. She goes, would you like to sit down?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm totally fine. She's
Speaker 2: very sweet. So she goes, oh, that chair just opened
Speaker 2: up because somebody got called them. All, oh no, I'll
Speaker 2: stand because it's like, I don't want to get hit
Speaker 2: by yeah, putting cup or anything then or actual shit, right,
Speaker 2: So then they call him and he gets up. So
Speaker 2: then I sit down. So there's some people sitting in
Speaker 2: wheelchairs just in the main part of the floor. So
Speaker 2: the woman in front of me, they call her and
Speaker 2: they're like, we're gonna take your vitals and stuff, and
Speaker 2: then they wheel her back. And all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I'm scrolling through Instagram and I hear and I'm all,
Speaker 2: oh no, oh no. If she throws up, I literally
Speaker 2: will get up and leave that there's no maybe I
Speaker 2: will get up and leave. So I text Laura and
Speaker 2: I'm all, oh, my god, someone's possessed by demons. Someone
Speaker 2: just threw up. This is He decides to text, and
Speaker 2: I don't tell her that I'm in the er. I
Speaker 2: just said someone's possessed by demons and someone just threw up.
Speaker 2: That's all I say to it. But she's like, where
Speaker 2: are the where are you? When I'm all in the
Speaker 2: ear and she's like, oh my god. She calls and
Speaker 2: she's like, I've just got off work. I'm coming over,
Speaker 2: and I'm all, don't.
Speaker 3: Do it right up the street. Let me sit with you.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're if someone throws up in front
Speaker 2: of you, she will leave me so fast. I would
Speaker 2: like yeah, she'd be like, see you later, sucker.
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, they take the woman and I finally I
Speaker 2: didn't actually have to wait that long as maybe forty
Speaker 2: five minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh so a giant shout out to the e.
Speaker 2: They were great, they were great. They have to put
Speaker 2: up with oh my god. I even told one of them, I, mam,
Speaker 2: I think I have to put up all with a
Speaker 2: lot of my job. That this is nothing compared to
Speaker 2: what you have to deal with. And so they get
Speaker 2: me back. They did an ultrasound to make sure I
Speaker 2: didn't have glass or I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't have you looked at the wound yet, I
Speaker 4: did you had at this.
Speaker 2: Point I did because I've changed the dressing on it.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, while you were sitting in the air,
Speaker 4: had you looked at it?
Speaker 2: Nope? I did not want to see it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I know you were dying to see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I can look at blood all day.
Speaker 2: I took up picture while they were doing the ultrasound
Speaker 2: and I sent it to her. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's so gross. And so they
Speaker 2: they clean out the wound. They said, you just missed
Speaker 2: lacerating attendon. And I'm all, oh, thank god, because it
Speaker 2: could have been so much worse. I would have had
Speaker 2: to do therapy. Yeah, so this is nothing. But then
Speaker 2: they said, Okay, we're gonna clean you up and stitch
Speaker 2: you up because they couldn't do butterfly stitches because it
Speaker 2: was so deep that they would have just opened up.
Speaker 2: So that he's like, we're actually gonna have to stitch
Speaker 2: you up. So we're gonna have to numb your hand.
Speaker 2: And there was a doctor and the person that was
Speaker 2: going to be.
Speaker 3: This is what makes me laugh about this story. He thinks, Oh,
Speaker 3: they're gonna numb me up. They're just gonna put a
Speaker 3: little cream on my hand.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: I've never I ruptured my achilles tendon. But they knock
Speaker 2: you the hell out for that. So they put the
Speaker 2: one needle in and you're bye by at night night.
Speaker 3: So you're thinking you're getting topical.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think they're just gonna rub some you know,
Speaker 2: cream on it, and then not so much. He's talking
Speaker 2: to me and I absolutely hate loathe needles, and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, he's talking to me, and I made
Speaker 2: the biggest mistake. I looked down at what he was
Speaker 2: doing because he was unwrapping something, and he pulls out
Speaker 2: a needle that was the thickness of this microphone handle
Speaker 2: and I'm all, oh my god. And I'm sitting on
Speaker 2: it on the edge of a bed in the er
Speaker 2: and there's the rails that and I'm all, oh, I
Speaker 2: lean over, Oh my god, I'm not going to look
Speaker 2: and just do what you need to do. I just
Speaker 2: don't even tell me. And he goes, well, it's you're
Speaker 2: gonna feel.
Speaker 5: It gonna hurt, and it's gonna be warm, and he goes,
Speaker 5: but it's gonna hurt, and I was like, okay, I'm
Speaker 5: pretty pain tolerant.
Speaker 2: Give it a go. It hurt a lot, mother. I
Speaker 2: I looked down and between the tears that were falling
Speaker 2: onto my blood stained jim shorts, let me put Let
Speaker 2: me put it to you this way. There was so
Speaker 2: much blood that an orderly came by and threw down
Speaker 2: a towel and she goes, I'm just gonna throw this
Speaker 2: towel down. Here blood was. I looked like I had
Speaker 2: just melted blood. It was every It's all running down
Speaker 2: my legs. I'm like, so I said to the doctor,
Speaker 2: I go, do you have like a wet nap so
Speaker 2: I can wipe my legs down? It was so gross.
Speaker 3: I little wet now.
Speaker 2: It was so gross.
Speaker 3: Yaw, are you feeling kind of weak because of the book?
Speaker 3: Are you feeling like no?
Speaker 2: I actually felt fine. But when I was leaving, you know,
Speaker 2: they give you a bag full of all the gauze
Speaker 2: and the bandages and the thing. And I said, okay,
Speaker 2: so do I have to pick up a prescription? And
Speaker 2: he goes, no, advil should be okay. Oh, And I
Speaker 2: looked at him and I'm all, advil, that's it. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that should be okay. And I'm I'm looking
Speaker 2: at my hand and.
Speaker 3: I'd how many stitches did you get?
Speaker 2: Thirty?
Speaker 3: What? It was your entire it was his entire from
Speaker 3: end to end.
Speaker 2: It's my I'll show you guys. It's so disgusting. So
Speaker 2: if you're if you're weak, queasy, don't you know you're listening.
Speaker 2: But that's my hand.
Speaker 4: He looks like Frankenstein like they it looks like they
Speaker 4: put another like they attached another top of your hand.
Speaker 2: It's it literally looked like my hand got cut in
Speaker 2: half back. Yes, and it's weird because I got cuts
Speaker 2: on every single fingertip on the back of my hand.
Speaker 3: How aggressively were you washing this dish?
Speaker 2: Not aggressive at all. I think it's just the way
Speaker 2: it fell, Oh my god. And so it did a
Speaker 2: number on me. But I called my doctor, my primary physician,
Speaker 2: in the morning, and I was all, you need to
Speaker 2: get me some drugs. I don't care what it, just
Speaker 2: needs to take this away. I was in so much
Speaker 2: pain I couldn't even tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they didn't give you the drugs of the art.
Speaker 4: You had to get it from your actual laughter. Oh
Speaker 4: my gosh.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But and that is that is that the day.
Speaker 2: I came over, Yes, oh my god, I was so
Speaker 2: high on pain killers with Laura came over.
Speaker 4: He had just taken one and then I came over
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I could tell when it hit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, because she was talking to me about
Speaker 2: podcast and I couldn't have cared less. I was all,
Speaker 2: I just need you to go home. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He actually said, yeah, he I think you did.
Speaker 3: You said she wanted.
Speaker 2: To watch the Michael movie with me, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be there for you.
Speaker 4: I wanted to to make you food or like warm
Speaker 4: you something up.
Speaker 2: I can't make I kept saying. I kept saying, no,
Speaker 2: I'm good, I know, I.
Speaker 4: Know, and I kept like not getting the hint, and
Speaker 4: I could tell he like the pain MEAs are certainly.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you need me to go start
Speaker 2: your car for you? You're such a.
Speaker 3: I came. I went out of my way to come
Speaker 3: to see you.
Speaker 2: She was already down there.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I was like, right around the corner. Actually, but uh,
Speaker 3: but I but I was.
Speaker 4: I would have come to see you anyway, because you're
Speaker 4: doing this all alone.
Speaker 3: You still, you're by yourself of the er, you drove yourself.
Speaker 4: Home, you went and got the men the next day
Speaker 4: by yourself. Why don't you let people help you eric, Why,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's weird. Want to help what them?
Speaker 3: So okay, let me see. Can you bend it?
Speaker 2: I can? I can bend. I could give thee a fist.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, oh my gosh. That is okay. So what's
Speaker 3: the prognosis, Like.
Speaker 2: Well, I get my stitches out in another like week.
Speaker 3: Oh you might get another shot?
Speaker 2: Oh well no, so I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk about it. Oh if I get another shot.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's excuse. Does it hurt to
Speaker 3: get stitches out or do they just I've never had
Speaker 3: stitches really, no, I.
Speaker 2: Haven't had any. Well the one well, the ones on
Speaker 2: my achilles ten and they just fell out.
Speaker 3: Oh some of them disintegram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just disintegrated. So I don't know. Wish me luck.
Speaker 3: Okay, So when is this happening?
Speaker 2: In a week and a half. But I don't have
Speaker 2: to go back to the eer. I just go to
Speaker 2: my primary position.
Speaker 3: So you can you even work? You can't even tie?
Speaker 2: Yeah I went to work today, You did not. I
Speaker 2: took two days off though, because I had to keep
Speaker 2: it elevated for seventy two hours.
Speaker 3: So did you get a doctor's note?
Speaker 2: No? Get a note, takes some time off work. Two
Speaker 2: days off situation. Here's what I realized during my my
Speaker 2: four days of doing nothing. Yeah, I'm going to work
Speaker 2: till I'm three hundred years old.
Speaker 3: You're a workoholic.
Speaker 2: I can't. I am a workaholic. I can't just lay
Speaker 2: around and do nothing.
Speaker 3: How many movies did you watch?
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of TV, a lot, and I
Speaker 2: read a lot too. There's one book. Oh. So Thursday night,
Speaker 2: I fell asleep on the capuch and I got up
Speaker 2: at three fifteen in the morning and thought, oh, I
Speaker 2: better go to bed. So well, you see my couch.
Speaker 2: So I was sitting kind of between two cushions, and
Speaker 2: I started to get up, and I was so groggy
Speaker 2: from the pain killers and from the just being tired,
Speaker 2: that I started to lean towards the left and I
Speaker 2: went to brace myself with my left hand, and I'm all, oh, shoot,
Speaker 2: oh wow. You know, so my body weight went down,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, oh, no, I hope. I didn't like
Speaker 2: rip anything. So I was too tired to stand up
Speaker 2: to pee. So I sat down to pee and I
Speaker 2: stand up and I flip on the light in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and I look down and I'm all, oh my god,
Speaker 2: blood dripping from my pinky finger. It's all over the
Speaker 2: floor in front of the toilet, and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: bless America. Unwrap. I noticed that there's no blood forming
Speaker 2: on the bandage, so I unwrap everything and I must
Speaker 2: have just pushed a bunch of blood out when I.
Speaker 3: Oh, you did it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, everything was fine.
Speaker 4: Oh rumor, dude, next time, please call some next time.
Speaker 2: Well, why does everybody keep saying next time? There's not
Speaker 2: gonna be a next time.
Speaker 4: Look, we're not getting any younger and we're gonna start
Speaker 4: falling and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no we're not. Okay, we won't. Don't
Speaker 2: even put that out.
Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, Claire, Yes, Claire's the producer of
Speaker 4: the morning news program on Coogo with Brett and Veronica.
Speaker 4: It's a really great news show and it's really interesting,
Speaker 4: and the best part of it is Claire is at
Speaker 4: the helm and she like makes sure everything goes She
Speaker 4: like kind of stacks it up, but make sure this
Speaker 4: story goes here and that story goes there, and they
Speaker 4: have to time everything out and it's so awesome.
Speaker 3: But I want you to know that I did a
Speaker 3: cog in the community for you for tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Amazing, you can play twice amazing.
Speaker 3: But uh, it's about.
Speaker 4: This brand new senior affordable housing facility. And we talked
Speaker 4: about this with Antonio fifty five and up. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I qualify, so do I.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. I'm like, this is can we live together?
Speaker 3: Press?
Speaker 2: You know what? You and I could live together and
Speaker 2: save money.
Speaker 3: I'm a senior, Am I a senior?
Speaker 6: Am I officially a senior senior housing? I know I
Speaker 6: qualify the Denny's discount menu. I mean I'm an ar
Speaker 6: RP cardholder.
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to bite that bullet yet.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be this whole.
Speaker 2: Do you think we could? You know what? We should
Speaker 2: go in as a package deal and tell them we
Speaker 2: can save the money because oh no, we probably don't
Speaker 2: want to do that. No, because then they won't let
Speaker 2: us rent there. We'll tell them we're both in desperate
Speaker 2: need of.
Speaker 4: Housing, and we we are. We need to be together.
Speaker 4: We need to be together for medical reason, for medical reasons.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like.
Speaker 7: When you adopt a kitten and they're like, it's a
Speaker 7: bonded pair. You have to take them both.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're both so we're both so codependent that we
Speaker 2: would of each other that we would that's what we
Speaker 2: will say. Yes, and then this place sounds rad by
Speaker 2: the way, We'll go take a tour and then I'll say, hey,
Speaker 2: I have to go to the restroom and just start
Speaker 2: screaming like don't light me.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll play or I'll I'll do that for you
Speaker 4: because the rent is like insanely low. I mean, it's great,
Speaker 4: it's great that they have this. It's a good story,
Speaker 4: you'll love it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: It'll be on.
Speaker 2: We could be the poster. We could hold podcasts there.
Speaker 4: A sponsor, a sponsor, a new sponsor, our eight year
Speaker 4: party can be there.
Speaker 2: Goodness, we could call it shady pines.
Speaker 3: I think it's called congregation.
Speaker 7: I feel like you should get a discount on your
Speaker 7: rent if you film a podcast from the front lobby
Speaker 7: and like talk nice about.
Speaker 6: It all the time.
Speaker 7: Yes, I agree, can boss everybody over to the old Globe?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, Claire, look at that. He's always thinking.
Speaker 3: Man, I was gonna.
Speaker 4: Figure out some way we could pull Jay Wurtz learn
Speaker 4: this whole thing. But then this this is for low incomes.
Speaker 3: But he could be there, Oh to hell.
Speaker 2: Their power of attorney.
Speaker 4: No to help to teach us how to make better income.
Speaker 3: No, he would have done. Well, he's tried to help me.
Speaker 2: We can see how that. Wait a minute, so what
Speaker 2: did you do that I've got?
Speaker 4: Oh well, okay, it's almost we're almost. Let's do the
Speaker 4: double D news. Okay, so we need to do that,
Speaker 4: but next we'll do this next episode. You will not believe.
Speaker 4: It has to do with money and a decision I
Speaker 4: made which is bad, and I did it for.
Speaker 3: Kogo stop spending money on us.
Speaker 4: You won't believe this. We don't want you to know.
Speaker 4: I'm terrified you won't believe what I did for a story.
Speaker 4: To get the story, I did this thing. But we'll
Speaker 4: talk about it next episode. But yes, didn't hear the music?
Speaker 7: What we just learned this lesson like a week ago.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Laura Kay and I never learned
Speaker 2: my lesson.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I uh, I never learned. I don't that's not okay,
Speaker 4: don't do I need?
Speaker 3: Does therapy help with that?
Speaker 2: What? Hell?
Speaker 7: I think therapy does help with that.
Speaker 4: I need in many many ways. But that's for another time.
Speaker 4: We need to talk about the double beat and we do.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what shocking show.
Speaker 2: I know. I was actually home last night and I
Speaker 2: got a text message and it just said Hayden Panetiera
Speaker 2: is dead. And I said, oh, you got to be
Speaker 2: kidding me. This is so I immediately got on social
Speaker 2: media and I looked and she was thirty six years old.
Speaker 2: Thirty six right, yes, yeah, And I don't know if
Speaker 2: anybody she was on. She was in the Scream movie,
Speaker 2: she was in that TV show Heroes. She's been in
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff Nashville, which I loved that show,
Speaker 2: but she had a lot of demons at the first
Speaker 2: thing I I thought when I read it, unfortunately, was
Speaker 2: and she's got a little girl. I think that's eleven
Speaker 2: years old or something and not married, but has her daughter.
Speaker 2: And I know she has a memoir that just came
Speaker 2: out a few months ago. Oh really, and it's very
Speaker 2: very good, but it's very sad, really bad relationship with
Speaker 2: the mom. Had been in an abusive relationship. And they
Speaker 2: said today TMZ obtained the nine to one to one
Speaker 2: call and they think it was an overdose and she
Speaker 2: went into cardiac arrest. So they I just before we
Speaker 2: started the show, they said that they found Narcan in
Speaker 2: her place. She was not in La. She was in
Speaker 2: like she.
Speaker 4: Traveled from LA to somewhere in the song on Saturday.
Speaker 4: Police have responded to the incident and they're investigating it.
Speaker 4: They don't have an official cause of death yet, but
Speaker 4: friends say she's been complaining of back pain.
Speaker 3: For the last year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, I think did she have an issue
Speaker 4: with addiction?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if she had an issue
Speaker 2: with addiction. If she did, Okay it was.
Speaker 4: The book is called This is Me, a recognized yes, uh,
Speaker 4: where she talked about her personal struggles, including depression, addiction,
Speaker 4: domestic abuse, and the death of her brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty three. Oh my god, this poor woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh so. Oh yeah, her her son is eleven.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it a little boy or a little girl?
Speaker 3: A boy?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought she had a little girl.
Speaker 3: Okay, a little boy Vladimir, Oh, that that's her.
Speaker 4: That was her fiance. They did, oh Knox, Oh kaya, No,
Speaker 4: it's a daughters.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna say, I thought she had a daughter. Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is so upsetting to me because I've been Tommy
Speaker 4: and I have been filming the show sober on kayus
Speaker 4: I and Fox five. It's Tommy's show, but I've been
Speaker 4: on a couple of times and so this has really
Speaker 4: been top of mind and.
Speaker 3: To see this. It's just another reminder that.
Speaker 4: If you are struggling, if you are screaming from the
Speaker 4: inside for help, please please reach out because this is
Speaker 4: how it ends jails, institutions, or death. There's no other way.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna do this because I did it on
Speaker 4: the TV show. Actually did it on Star ninety four
Speaker 4: to one this weekend too, but people have been really
Speaker 4: cool about not abusing it. But I'm going to give
Speaker 4: you my phone number because I want you to have
Speaker 4: somebody to talk to and don't call me.
Speaker 3: Is your refrigerator running or what's the thing? What's the thing?
Speaker 2: It's like can but you better let him out before
Speaker 2: somebody's onffocation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, no Frank calls and you know.
Speaker 2: What, I listen, I do that to her enough so
Speaker 2: nobody else needs to do.
Speaker 4: I'm giving you my phone number because I want you
Speaker 4: to or if you have somebody that you that needs help.
Speaker 4: And what about what I'm nervous giving. I've already done it.
Speaker 4: It's out there. I'm going to do it again because
Speaker 4: This is how important it is to me. I was
Speaker 4: lucky enough to have Tommy. I was lucky enough to
Speaker 4: have I even want to say thanks to my ex
Speaker 4: husband Dave for you know, the way it went down
Speaker 4: was ugly, but in the end it saved my life.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's the least I can do.
Speaker 2: Did you get another tattoo?
Speaker 3: I'm so I'm so excited you notice that? What do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 2: Oh? Come on? Is it is it? Is it a fake?
Speaker 3: I love it? Don't know. I've been I've been wanting this.
Speaker 2: It's it's fake. It's a tamoo. Fit can't Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was like that better be fake.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for him.
Speaker 4: This chain like black neck tattoo, and I was waiting
Speaker 4: for you to say something.
Speaker 2: I literally think I have pe running down. I was
Speaker 2: like that, you were so upset? Oh my god? Yes, okay, tattoo?
Speaker 2: Oh thank god? On with it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Now, look, I will at least give you some
Speaker 4: I'll give you some guidance, whatever I can do to help.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: So my phone number is eight five, eight nine to
Speaker 4: thirty seven ten, and I'm here for you because we
Speaker 4: don't want this to happen to A thirty.
Speaker 2: Said, and now there's a little girl without a mom.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just this disease sucks.
Speaker 2: Well, they said hard it is. And they said that
Speaker 2: they did a part of the what do you call
Speaker 2: it autopsy? Yeah, and that there was no trauma or
Speaker 2: like blunt force or anything like that.
Speaker 3: So okay, well, I mean it kind of whatever. We don't.
Speaker 3: Nobody deserves to.
Speaker 4: Go that way. And so that's why I'm giving out
Speaker 4: my phone number. I no, it's crazy and everything, but no,
Speaker 4: it's not. It's actually I believe that I went through
Speaker 4: what I went through to help others.
Speaker 3: That's my purpose in life. I think is too.
Speaker 2: You've helped people.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I just which is great. I just
Speaker 4: tell I just know I have resources.
Speaker 3: And I know.
Speaker 4: You know, I can take you to a meeting, I
Speaker 4: can talk to somebody. You just need to talk to
Speaker 4: somebody and stop being so ashamed and don't be guilty. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be okay, You're gonna be okay. So that's
Speaker 4: all I have to say about that.
Speaker 3: Can I do one little story.
Speaker 2: That I just from La Yeah, Hollywood starlet Laura.
Speaker 4: Kane, the show Shards that we've been watching Kyah Gerber.
Speaker 3: Who is Cindy Crawford.
Speaker 2: She not gorgeous, the most gorgeous. Oh my god, she
Speaker 2: is just spectacular.
Speaker 4: Cindy Crawford had an exorcism performed on her daughter when
Speaker 4: she was a kid.
Speaker 2: This's got to be a joke. This has to be
Speaker 2: a joke.
Speaker 4: Kaya says that she was told she was possessed as
Speaker 4: a child. Quote do you know how they did the exorcism?
Speaker 4: They played a didgeridoo over me?
Speaker 3: You know what that is? And did we do?
Speaker 4: They actually did happen? I've never talked about it, That's
Speaker 4: what she said. They did some kind of freaky sounds
Speaker 4: like they went somewhere another son.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was just a bratty kid. Yeah, he takes
Speaker 3: her to an exorcist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you want to perform an exorcism on
Speaker 2: me all the time. Oh my gosh. Probably every day,
Speaker 2: great idea. Every day you probably do, tell't you? Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: She said she's felt haunted her whole life.
Speaker 4: Quote, I do feel as though I attract beings from
Speaker 4: another dimension and a very casual and chill way.
Speaker 2: What oh boy.
Speaker 4: Cindy even gave Kaya holy water to bring to the
Speaker 4: set of American Horror Story double feature back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: One, so she wouldn't get possessed. They're not getting around.
Speaker 3: That's weird and crazy, But all right.
Speaker 2: Do you want to read that?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 3: No, because we've already been doing this for an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh God, and uh, God forbid.
Speaker 3: God forbid.
Speaker 4: We have another show coming up on Thursday where I
Speaker 4: will tell the story of my stupid Oh boy, money.
Speaker 2: I'm looking around the house and I don't see any
Speaker 2: hideous purchases.
Speaker 3: Oh did I tell you that my lamp that you
Speaker 3: hated so much? The flower lily? It started sparking. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's in the trash.
Speaker 2: Can, good, the perfect place for it.
Speaker 4: And I did return it, but they didn't want it back.
Speaker 4: Of course they didn't, so they gave me like half
Speaker 4: the money. I'm like fine, whatever, Oh boy? Oh all right,
Speaker 4: So party August thirty first, Uh Charlie's in Hillcrest, seven pm.
Speaker 3: B there begin again.
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Speaker 4: And we.
Speaker 2: Love you, We do.
Speaker 4: My at and t guys still hasn't called. What am
Speaker 4: I gonna do without a phone?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Did you already pay for it or
Speaker 2: is the service free?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I have insurance, so free hopefully anyway, with that, love
Speaker 4: you guys for watching on Instagram, Love you guys for
Speaker 4: watching on YouTube, Love you guys for listening after the fact,
Speaker 4: and love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you so much. I love you too, I
Speaker 2: really do.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're my favorite. No, I'm not, you are I'm actually not.
Speaker 3: Wow, just say it. Just lock out?
Speaker 2: Please love your podcast.
Speaker 3: Ah, love you, my sweet baby.