Speaker 1: Goodness gracious, that would have thought you would have got
Speaker 1: to the door a little bit faster than that. I'm
Speaker 1: absolutely soaked out here. It's been raining for so so hard.
Speaker 2: This guy's just been.
Speaker 1: Pouring down upon me. And that wind it's actually making
Speaker 1: me feel a little bit inadequate, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Well, you know it's a it's blowing through
Speaker 1: those branches a little really really hard.
Speaker 2: It was a joke.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I was Devin and you know,
Speaker 1: dry off for a bit? Oh no, I no, The
Speaker 1: rain came out of absolutely nowhere. I should have checked
Speaker 1: the forecast before I left the house, but I plumb
Speaker 1: forgot about it. I just wanted to go haicken and
Speaker 1: you know, me evering cut off shorts and some nice
Speaker 1: you know at a little tank top and oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I just keep shivering a flannel button up shirt that
Speaker 1: I just kind of tie. This is honestly, isn't this
Speaker 1: just the country gal uniform? And unfortunately it doesn't keep
Speaker 1: you very warm on days like this. Usually it's so
Speaker 1: you know, it's a mill of august. I thought I
Speaker 1: would have been burning mackayster off it instead. I'm just, oh,
Speaker 1: just a soppy mess. Here in front of you. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't happen to have any towels, do you?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean it's my.
Speaker 1: Fault for showing up on laundry day.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is plenty fine. Just being out of
Speaker 1: that weather. It's a huge relief. Goodness I could use
Speaker 1: definitely a different belief. It's a what well, No, I
Speaker 1: don't bring out a change of clothes and I go,
Speaker 1: hockenh what well do you happen to have? Oh? Is
Speaker 1: that your need dog? Oh no, it's.
Speaker 2: Probably best if you keep him back back there for now.
Speaker 2: But what I was gonna ask is.
Speaker 1: You know, do you have any like clothes? Oh? Come on,
Speaker 1: I'm five foot with shoes on.
Speaker 2: And actually pretty thick soled shoes.
Speaker 1: So anything you've.
Speaker 2: Gotten gonna absolutely drown me. And I promised it didn't
Speaker 2: bringing it back.
Speaker 1: I do my laundry fairly, regularly, wonderful. Yeah, just like
Speaker 1: a big old TA shirt would be more than enough.
Speaker 1: And I wish I had something I could draw my
Speaker 1: hair off with. But you know, if you have like
Speaker 1: another T shirt, I could tie my hair and just
Speaker 1: you know, I really just need to get inside of
Speaker 1: my ears and have them get dried off too, because
Speaker 1: still it sounds like I'm underwater sometimes. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: he probably smells me and this wet fur, and he said,
Speaker 1: probably getting a little bit jealous, and maybe maybe you've
Speaker 1: gotta you got another puppers around. Well, I don't typically
Speaker 1: let someone in an ear scratch on the first day,
Speaker 1: but I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: No, if you want to sketch my that'd be great.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that is Oh that is nice.
Speaker 2: That is absolutely delicious. Thank you. Oh goodness. Okay, so
Speaker 2: I guess i'll wait here. So, uh, what did you
Speaker 2: do today?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Interesting? No, no, no, you know what.
Speaker 1: I can actually do that for you. You know, I
Speaker 1: can absolutely no here, I can h no, I can
Speaker 1: straighten up your kitchen a little bit and get some
Speaker 1: cooking going.
Speaker 2: What would you lack? What do you have? Oh pork chops? Yeah? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I know how to make my own rubs.
Speaker 1: I'm very good at rubbing things, and a little bit
Speaker 1: better at, you know, uh, rubbing things out of stuff.
Speaker 1: But I'm really good at, you know, making sure to
Speaker 1: get meat good and tenderized. And oh no, that doublin
Speaker 1: unter didn't go exactly the way I wanted. I'm very good,
Speaker 1: I'm better at, you know, taking something and sitting down
Speaker 1: for a stroke.
Speaker 2: But anyhow, so AnyWho.
Speaker 1: What yeah, no, no, no, it's perfectly fine. I can get
Speaker 1: these pork chops going, and well, frankly stand.
Speaker 2: By, the stove is going to help draw me.
Speaker 1: Off and unless what well, yeah, no, you're right, it
Speaker 1: was pretty dirty outside, got all this gritten grum on me.
Speaker 1: I you're already giving me a shirt, and I also
Speaker 1: another shirt to dry my hair off with. And even
Speaker 1: though I'm in a cookie dinner, it seems you're going
Speaker 1: to be feeding me too. Though there's a completely different
Speaker 1: type of meat that I would love to get my
Speaker 1: jaws locked around, or a different set of lips. What so,
Speaker 1: I I don't know if I could take you up
Speaker 1: on having a shower here, though there is a different
Speaker 1: type of bath that I wouldn't mind you helping me
Speaker 1: partake in later. What oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: that was a slip of the tongue. I was hoping
Speaker 1: that you would slip into. So if we sit down,
Speaker 1: if you sit down, isla, where do you change at now?
Speaker 1: I just realized the layout of your place is. I
Speaker 1: guess I didn't realize. I have a one bedroom apartment
Speaker 1: in the other cave and yours is more of a studio.
Speaker 1: It's very ill fresh. Well, I guess if you are
Speaker 1: just living by yourself, it would be a little bit
Speaker 1: of a bachelor pad al fresco situation going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: so how about this? How about you turn around and yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I could come on the restroom. But you
Speaker 1: know what, you and me, baby ain't nothing but mammals,
Speaker 1: So let's.
Speaker 2: Do it like we do with that. It's fun, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: I was on the swim team for a number of years,
Speaker 1: and when you're on the swim team, the lower trunks
Speaker 1: stuff pops out of your swim suit or just yeah,
Speaker 1: to get it's just bodies at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I don't see at the point and going to lock
Speaker 1: myself away and just there we go, Oh hi, why
Speaker 1: do you live that way?
Speaker 2: Babe?
Speaker 1: We both have net National geographic. We've lived out in
Speaker 1: the woods a long time. There's a so many rules
Speaker 1: about streaking around for people like us, monster people AnyWho. Well,
Speaker 1: Auntie declare, it's very rare that you find someone that
Speaker 1: goes so red so quickly. I you didn't even really
Speaker 1: see anything. I turned to the side and I had
Speaker 1: my hands in my you know, they were in my hands,
Speaker 1: so you couldn't see anything. Oh well, I always thought,
Speaker 1: because you you weren't in the art or you were
Speaker 1: in the art club when we were in school, that
Speaker 1: you and then there were a couple of times that
Speaker 1: they drew new models while they were you know, learning
Speaker 1: about anatomy and drawing and structuring. I figured this is
Speaker 1: something you were used you were not there on those days.
Speaker 2: Huh okay, yeah, no, this is just this is how
Speaker 2: I thought this would go. I'm not upset. It's not bad.
Speaker 2: It's just not how I thought it would go. So
Speaker 2: oh oh no, no no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no. We don't need to
Speaker 1: jump into conclusions now. Maybe possibly sure that could have
Speaker 1: been what happened. Hmmm, yeah. No. I always knew you're
Speaker 1: a smart one too. I just didn't think you'd put
Speaker 1: two and two together until after maybe wee.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: I absolutely knew the weather, I absolutely knew where I
Speaker 1: was gonna wear, and I absolutely went on a hike
Speaker 1: in order to get dirty up in order to land
Speaker 1: here at your doorstep in order to I was wondering
Speaker 1: why you wouldn't ask me. You didn't ask me why
Speaker 1: I wasn't going back to my place when sorry, I
Speaker 1: had an excuse.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I locked myself out of the house,
Speaker 2: but we didn't ask.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I try not to lot, and so
Speaker 1: since I didn't have to have an excuse on hand,
Speaker 1: I didn't offer one. I guess I could have been
Speaker 1: a little bit more straightforward and just told you I
Speaker 1: had to crush on news dinner. But hmm, I thought
Speaker 1: maybe just manufacturing situation would do better.
Speaker 2: And it seems I've kind of fumbled a little bit.
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't bubble it as not as I
Speaker 2: thought I did.
Speaker 1: You're just You're so cute, You're so sweet. We have
Speaker 1: the best conversations, and I just don't want to lose
Speaker 1: the opportunity to have you be, you know, a little
Speaker 1: bit more than just a friend. I don't know where
Speaker 1: this could possibly go, but you've been the best neighbor
Speaker 1: I've ever had in a year. And I know my
Speaker 1: lease is coming up, and I'm absolutely signing for another year.
Speaker 1: But I remember you said that your lease was coming
Speaker 1: up soon too, and I just felt like, now we're
Speaker 1: never And every single time I tried to come up
Speaker 1: with the right words, you too, my goddess, where we're
Speaker 1: like kindred spirits or something exactly? No, no, no, no, no, exactly.
Speaker 1: Every time I try to come up with the right words,
Speaker 1: I just end up being tongue tied. And I just
Speaker 1: want to say, why don't you and i'd get together?
Speaker 1: You know, we'll fly to the moon straighten on to
Speaker 1: heaven because I'm pretty sure Heaven wouldn't let me in
Speaker 1: without you?
Speaker 2: What song lyrics?
Speaker 1: You know? Slowly I begin to realize this is never
Speaker 1: going to end to write about the same time you'd
Speaker 1: walk by.
Speaker 2: Then I go, here we go again. No one's ever
Speaker 2: made my stomach.
Speaker 1: I'm so confident around everybody else, but the moment that
Speaker 1: you appear, I just I don't know if I I
Speaker 1: don't know which which and des the moment that you appear,
Speaker 1: Oh goodness gracious.
Speaker 2: So what do we do now?
Speaker 1: Since you saw through my plan and maybe I was
Speaker 1: a little bit too aggressive. Mm hmm, yeah, how about
Speaker 1: we that's I guess one of the two of us
Speaker 1: had to do this. Now it's just gonna keep jabbers
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the first time I've gotten into a
Speaker 1: guy's shirt before ever dating them or kissing them, or
Speaker 1: even knowing whether or not they liked me.
Speaker 2: You won't be getting to shirt back.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, that was one lie I'm willing to tell.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely gonna take every hoodie that you own and
Speaker 1: quite a few of your shirts. Oh, buy you new shirts,
Speaker 1: which I will promptly take back. I like to wear.
Speaker 1: I like to wear guys clothes, especially. We've been kicking
Speaker 1: around the house cleaning, cooking, and doing some other very
Speaker 1: fun stuff that we okay, okay, no, no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1: We want this to go. Seriously, we want this too.
Speaker 1: We should probably slow a little bit down.
Speaker 2: But it's just I don't think you understand.
Speaker 1: That absolutely errors this of a life und you to bay.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is curl up, honestly on
Speaker 1: the couch with you. Hear more about your life and
Speaker 1: how your days gone. Have you scratched me behind the ear,
Speaker 1: maybe work your nails down my back. It feels so
Speaker 1: good it makes me want to archbreak back and have
Speaker 1: me just softly pants on your chest while you.
Speaker 2: Well that fire.
Speaker 1: We'll listen to it crackles softly, will turn it on
Speaker 1: and just let the sound of the rain drift us
Speaker 1: off to a little bit of a nap before.
Speaker 2: You decide, Hey, maybe it's time to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I secretly hope that you let me come lay down
Speaker 1: beside you. Nope, I know what I said. Nothing like that,
Speaker 1: ununtil well, until we've gotten to know each other romantically,
Speaker 1: got a bit more. We know each other as friends
Speaker 1: pretty well known. Mm mmm, oh, no doubt.
Speaker 2: We can do a lot more kissing. We can do
Speaker 2: We can do a lot more of that. Absolutely more
Speaker 2: of that. M mmm, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I love the taste. I love the taste that your
Speaker 1: lips willw me mm to savor.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm doing too much talking? Well,
Speaker 2: that may be pretty boy. You should do a little
Speaker 2: bit more.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, and Alexander here. I can't believe we've already
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Speaker 1: Pia is the one that reminded me to say that,
Speaker 1: so inspiration for this video. While I'm very very straightforward,
Speaker 1: I have had some guys that have had crushes on
Speaker 1: but I was pretty sure there was no way in
Speaker 1: hell that they would ever choose me, and I may
Speaker 1: have set up playful situations similar to the one in
Speaker 1: this story. It was totally the one in the story
Speaker 1: where I came up with excuses and reasons to hang
Speaker 1: out with them more and to have a good excuse
Speaker 1: to be a little bit more flirty. I have chilled
Speaker 1: on that I don't really I'm in a place now
Speaker 1: where I don't want games.
Speaker 2: I'm very straightforward, like if I don't like.
Speaker 1: You, you know, if you question if I don't like you,
Speaker 1: then I probably like you and have just been super
Speaker 1: tired and short and that's not a good excuse. But
Speaker 1: if I don't like you, I'm very good at telling
Speaker 1: people if I really like you, like romantically or whatnot.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna tell you. I'm just on this, like
Speaker 1: I no filter? Is this my is this my cratchy
Speaker 1: old woman arc?
Speaker 2: If I ought it? If I start to get this
Speaker 2: serio and I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, but I try to be nice even if I'm
Speaker 1: delivering bad news. Even if I don't like someone, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like tear into them and be super nasty.
Speaker 1: I still try to be very nice about it, but
Speaker 1: also be like, hey, like your rocky road, and there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with rocky road, but I'm a strawberry eater.
Speaker 1: We we just don't yell it. Not that you're a
Speaker 1: bad person, just our personality smell clash things like that.
Speaker 1: And similarly, like with love, like if I want someone,
Speaker 1: just gonna pursue them very openly, very brazenly, and very
Speaker 1: much tell them, hey, I'm interested in you, rather than
Speaker 1: any kind of guess work, because I don't want to
Speaker 1: guess if they like me. I don't want them guessing
Speaker 1: if I like them. I would rather just get to
Speaker 1: the point. And for a lot of people that's really scary.
Speaker 1: But like I was talking to my therapist about this,
Speaker 1: and she was like, people who are too scared to
Speaker 1: say anything versus people who seem like they can say
Speaker 1: anything to anyone. It's two SATs at the same coin.
Speaker 1: So I'm just as scared as someone who would never
Speaker 1: say anything. It's just that I'm so used to I'm
Speaker 1: so insanely used to rejection that there's almost comfort in
Speaker 1: the sound. I'm used to it, even though I don't
Speaker 1: like it, even though it's not a great feeling, It's
Speaker 1: not something that's going to deter me. It's not that
Speaker 1: I'm brave. It's just that I've heard knows so much
Speaker 1: that it's just like, Okay, great, that's what I expect.
Speaker 1: So it's like I set my bar lower, I expect
Speaker 1: the know, and then if I get anything besides the no,
Speaker 1: I'm really really, really happy. So anyways, things that are
Speaker 1: coming up, I'm going to start live streaming with more frequency.
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Speaker 2: Coming to a close.
Speaker 1: So I'll actually have some more stability, which means more
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Speaker 1: a bit after a really bad storm damage to some
Speaker 1: of the electrical I don't know, I don't know all
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