Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I'm Debt, and my eternal punishment is
to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.
And I'm joined, uh hopefully by Clayton, the younger brother
of Satan.
Speaker 1: What was me coming in to the door busting in?
New look, new me, new hair? What's up? Chris? Wow? Yeah,
that is take it in. What do you think? Got
a new haircut? Listen, I've been going through some troubles,
you know, I'm kind of going through my you what
do you want to call this this made eternal life crisis? No,
I want to call it like my self healing period.
You know that time in your life where you're realizing
things are going great, let's change things up. Yeah, therefore,
new hair. What do you think, Chris? It is very new.
There's a lot to take in. I'm not hearing compliments. No, No,
I love those are just descriptors. I like it. It's
so blonde and curly. It's very blond. Yeah, you know,
usually I got that stark black, and I've been kind
of seeing some grays in there, nipping that in the bud.
Blonde hair bleached. It's like a perm right. Yeah, it's
curly bleached blonde. I also bleached my butthole. Do you
want to see that? No? No, no, no, no no no
no no, no, no, com come come to Wow. Yeah,
there it is. I died those two. Isn't that great?
It's great those as well. They didn't need as much
work though they were already pretty curly. But yeah, it
reminds me of Justin Timberlake in the nineties. Okay, yeah,
it's gonna be my that's what he sings, right, I think? So, yeah,
this is gonna ruin the world tour. Uh, except for
I O duy because I'm not a piece of shit.
So anyways, looks good. Yeah, feeling good, feeling great? Yeah,
all right, so let's get into it. I mean we're
here rolling, right, Yeah, we are rolling. We are good. Good.
You know what we haven't done in a while, Chris,
what we haven't done? Q and A from our beautiful
slash Ugly audience over on the Patreon. Let's pull that up.
Let's see what those guys are talking about. Huh, Okay,
let's see here. Let's do it. People. I haven't posted
yeah in the Q and A channel in a while.
These are kind of old. Yeah, these are pretty old.
We've answered a lot of these guys. Let's get a
little bit more active. Let's get in that patre and
let's ask them some questions. What are we gonna do, Chris,
we gotta get some questions, we gotta get some answers. Well,
there's another there's the Hell's Hangout. It's is just a
general chat. We can go in there. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
all right? Oh here I got one. This one's from
from user Nicki. Nicky asks, what's happening? Lots lots has
got new hair? Yeah, new hair? Yeah, that's happening. Great question, Nikki,
thank you so much. Great question, Niki, Yeah, what's happening?
All right? What else we got? Oh, we got another one.
We got one from Tyler Contrera's. Yeah. Tyler Contreras asks,
anyone here from Oklahoma? Huh, I'm not Are you from Oklahoma? No? Okay, no,
neither am I I'm from Hell? Where are you from? Chris?
From Texas? So Hell on our route? And two? Yeah,
you're just south of Oklahoma. So there you go, Tyler. Yeah,
same region, Great question, Tyler, great question, Tyler, Thank you, Tyler.
Moving read along, we got we got one more question.
Here we go lost Start traveler lost Wait is it
lost start aveler? Oh? Or lost? I think it's lost
Star traveler. Oh okay, all right, lost Star traveler, oh says.
Are you guys planning to get an account on Blue
Sky too? What's blue Sky? It's like new Twitter, new Twitter. Okay, well,
we are on red ground. Is that as big of
a deal up on the earth? That's really I think
more localized blue sky. You know what, we'll get a
blue sky just so that we cover our ground, you know,
we get him from the ground and the air. Oh yeah,
and then we'll get a purple ocean. Yeah, account, that's
a new thing. We'll start that up, Chris, write that down.
That's great. That's we should start that a right, Purple oceans.
Purple ocean. All right, but yeah, you can follow us
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the show. Who do we got this week? Chris? Let
me look, looks like you booked the Easter Bunny. My god? Fuck? What?
Oh god? What? Really? Can you double check that? Are
you sure about that? Yes? Yeah, it's easy bunny. Okay,
it's that time of year. It's that time of year.
Uh okay. So for those of you who may not remember,
I am part of the Holiday Council. Yeah. I really
wanted to get in so that I could get Halloween
as my holiday, you know, like Santa has Christmas. Cupid
who was a piece of shit who was also on
the show. Like Santa, he's got Valentine's Day. I got
Arbor Day and Earth Day? That's right. Who could forget
two for one? Yes? So anyways, as part of this council,
I am contractually obligated to have other Holiday Council members
on and surprise, surprise, you gotta have the Easter Bunny on? Whoop?
Speaker 3: But he do?
Speaker 1: Well? Do you you don't like the Easter Bunny? We
gonna get to talk about Chris. Hello, Jesus it's not
his birthdays as death awakening. I don't even know. I mean, like,
I don't know what this is, what we could talk about.
Speaker 4: I don't have.
Speaker 1: Anything in common with the Easter bunny. They're a rabbit.
They don't even have horns, they got big cuty ears.
What am I supposed to do with a rabbit? Well
we can find out. Let's just bring them on. Okay. Well,
I think I hear their goofy ass laughter and they're
hopping coming in. Hold on, they're coming, everybody. Hi, Hey, hey,
Easter bunny. Good to see you. Yes, do we call you?
What's your Do we call you Easter Bunny? Or do you?
Speaker 4: Oh? You could call me whatever you like, But this
paper says that you have to refer me as something
involving a bunny. So madam Bunny.
Speaker 1: Works too, okay, Madam Bunny, Madam Easter Bunny, Madam Easter. Yes,
so good to have you, okay, So, uh, for our
listeners at home, I guess I'm gonna describe what you
look like. You are a giant rabbit, just a giant rabbit.
You're carrying a basket full of eggs. Those eggs kind
of smell they didn't hold up in hell, did they,
madam bunny.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we are not equipped get for eggs to
live in such squatting temperatures, but we're working on it.
Speaker 1: Well, you should work harder because those smell terrible. Could
you mind sitting those outside? I'm so sorry, madam buddy.
I mean they smell rotten.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I must not be without my eggs.
Speaker 1: You can't be without them, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Why well, I don't want to get any demerits. I
have to have all of the things that an easter
Bundy must have. Don't you see my little bunny pin
I do.
Speaker 1: I have to carry seeds around because I'm the fucking
arbor day guy. So if you ever see me holding
around a bunch of seeds, that's why we got demerits.
It's great.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, the Holiday Council is very strict.
Speaker 1: Very yeah. So your pen is just it's pin to
your fur. Is that not hurt?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's only a fraction of what mister J feels.
Speaker 1: Who is mister J. I'm sorry. I'm part of the
counsel and I'm forgetting.
Speaker 4: You do not know of our Lord in favor. Mister J.
Speaker 1: The Ultimate Carpenter oh got it. Jesus, yes, I forgot that.
Jesus okay, or Jesus yes see see Jesus, yes he
got crucified.
Speaker 4: You got the pin ah, yes, this is a mark
the people up top, I don't know. They do something
with ash ism their forehead and it's very confusing. I'm
not in charge of those rules, but we like to
feel a little bit of the pain here, especially on duty.
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up what they make
us do, Chris, I actually will give it to Madam Bunny.
They do some weird stuff, especially when the religion gets involved.
How does that all? That's a that's a weird crossover, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 1: But we love it here, do we, though, Madam Bunny, Well,
of course we do.
Speaker 4: We we love it here. We always support all holidays
and their connections.
Speaker 1: Is it weird that you like nervously eat your eggs?
That's a weird.
Speaker 4: Sorry, It's just we don't get a lot of breaks
hopping everywhere.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Some some people have devices or magical powers, but I
just have these babies to hop around.
Speaker 1: Every day's leg day for Madam Bunny. Yeah, yeah, so
like I am not questioning your place on the holiday council.
Obviously you are beloved by the kids. You know, every
year it's oh, it's ease you, Bunny, They're gonna hide
the eggs and YadA, YadA, YadA. Oh yeah, tell me,
Madam Bunny, how we went from a dude dying a
horrible death on a cross with a crown thorns making
him bleed into his eyes and he's crying tears to
a gentle little rabbit distributing eggs amongst the kids. How
did we get there?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a really good question. Yes, ask us this question. Well,
it's really sad, and kids don't really understand a lot
of things. I mean, let's be real. We all know
that mister j came back to life, so it's kind
of hard to market a zombie celebration day. So we
thought that a cute bunny or me, I don't know
why whoever decides to sign I know through the job
is to make sure that it stays happy and joyous,
so that kids are smiling when they have to sit
in change.
Speaker 1: You know what dead reminds me there was a time Chris.
You might not know this, but I know Madam Bunny's
probably was there where we actually had zombie Jesus streaming
in agony, carrying across bleeding. That was the original, like
Holiday council member. He was like they had him everywhere,
you know, like oh, it's Easter, and then you just
hear this guy just.
Speaker 4: A god it right? Why God?
Speaker 1: Why? It was weird. I guess that's why they brought
in Madam Bunny kind of revamped it. Yeah, rebrand. So
you're doing a great job, Madam Bunny. I find you
quite annoying, but you're doing great. I will give you that,
thank miss.
Speaker 4: I could be more annoying if you'd like.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine, you don't have to. That's okay, okay,
So the eggs, your eggs?
Speaker 4: Are you asking a bunny about her ages?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Chris. Are you asking a bunny
about the eggs? I didn't know. I thought because bunnies
are traditionally mammals, right or is that too personal? Traditionally, Chris,
you don't just say, like you know, today, I am
traditionally a cold blooded creature. I'm going to mix up
the tradition today and I'm gonna be participating in photosynthesis.
The fuck are you? Talking about I don't I don't
mean to pry.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's fine. Well this is in our FAQ.
Don't worry. We'll make sure to be appropriate for a
company of the statue. No, I in fact passed the
eggs daily, if not multiple times a day, depending on
how is stressed I am. If I'd more stressed. There
goes another one.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, so you are actually, uh, of course
I got the I got the egg on my face.
I didn't know that madam Bunny laid the eggs. This
is news to Meking, breaking news, the Madam Bunny lays
the egg. It did break all over the floor. Was
that like a science experiment or were you just like
a different kind of rabbit? What's going on with that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, experiments are not something we do here in the
Easter department.
Speaker 1: Write no science, got it yet?
Speaker 4: No, no, no. We believe in that which has graced us.
And if it is magic that you would call it. Sure.
But I just kind of woke.
Speaker 1: Up like this one day, so Jesus was like, we
need to rebrand. I'm gonna make this rabbit make eggs.
And you just woke up and you started popping out eggs.
Speaker 4: Is that yeah, it's kind of what happened when the
big man up there, when mister Hayesus is it's not
working and people aren't enjoying their holiday, you don't really
question them. I heard the stories and they're great. I
love them. There's so many parables of how to be
a good person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and how to not end.
Speaker 4: Up in here.
Speaker 1: You're not down here permanentlyas Madam Bunny. You're just here
promoting the Easter holiday, and that's fine. Come on to
the podcast. Talk about your weird thing.
Speaker 4: Is it something? Are you saying it's time that I'm
able to do the plugs to sell the holiday of that,
which is Easter.
Speaker 1: Go right ahead.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, this is the best part. I can't wait
to tell you how you can win your factor redemption.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're about to bring into a song.
Are you about to break into a song, because it
feels like we're going.
Speaker 4: There, Oh wit, time for Easter and the Bunny. If
you want to be saved from hell, all you have
to do is grab an egg and say, oh, well
that's it.
Speaker 1: That's wow, that's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but normally people don't want to touch the eggs,
especially when they find out that they're not as dry
as they think they are. Nope, no, no laying in
the grass for so long with the morning, do I
have to get really really early and hide them for everyone?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Why do you hide them? Yeah? What's with the
hiding them?
Speaker 4: Well, thing's really fun when it's handed to you. You've
never played things as a kid. I don't know if
they do this wherever you're from, but for for me Texas, Texas,
they often hide toys and such and we go looking
for you know, I've seen dogs and other four legged
creatures do it. So I guess me, being a little
bun bun, I thought that would be fun for the kids,
and they loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe there's like some sort of like loose connection
with like you have to seek out faith, can't just
get it handed to you. So like, oh no, maybe
the egg is Christianity and you gotta find it because
it's hiding. Didn't like Jesus like hide in a cave. No,
it's buried in a cave. I'm getting all that.
Speaker 4: Was it? Human fact? A very gracious one, the finest rock,
if you will, very surprising big rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I will give it to Hazus. He can
move the fuck out of a boulder. That thing was heavy.
It's heavy, it's a big rock. That guy's shredded well.
Speaker 4: And he's always surrounded by so many people and dedicated worshippers,
and they're always having so much fun, drinking wine and
having all these parties.
Speaker 1: I don't heard you only at twelve twelve. Yes, there's
one guy though, he is. We want to have him
on the show. He's down here, Judas. He's the asterisk
to the twelve. So are you like one of the guys,
like one of the twelve? You know, twelve bros like
the I tried to.
Speaker 4: Bring that to the Council of an idea, perhaps the
lean more into the true spirit that they really wanted,
though I couldn't understand it. So they decided to go
to that which is unknown. Apparently a lot of madams
and ladies were often stricken from the record, so they
wanted to find a way to insert that back in.
I guess the rabbit was the closest animal they could
think of. Yeah, that reminded them of what is her name? Mary?
Speaker 1: Some my Magdalen Jesus's secret wise time, But no one
talks about because of fear of death from the Vatican. Yeah, okay,
they wanted to incorporate more women, but not human women,
and they settled on a rabbit. Yeah, like, let's do
rabbit women.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't think they can hear me here. Fine,
it was partly my idea. I thought we should go
back to the traditional roots of what used to really
should be. So I tried to sneak in something and
just put in a night in and know and you know,
rabbits are kind of important when you think about real Easter.
Speaker 1: Wait, but what is real Easter? Yeah? What is real Easter?
What is this?
Speaker 4: Real Easter is about love and joy and children and
Our Lord and Xavier mister j No.
Speaker 1: No, no, madam, buddy. What is real Easter? Come on, like,
you're the safe place. I mean you're in hell, but yeah, yeah,
as safe as it's gonna get.
Speaker 4: Real Easter is about eggs and hunting and baskets in
fun and being a good person and seeing the prayers.
Speaker 1: And it's cool, it's cool, it's fine. You don't you
don't have to answer it. It's fine, it's fine. Real
Easter's about fucking what what? Whoa?
Speaker 4: It's about fertility. It's eggs, fertility, babies, harvest. You hunt them,
you get the women, and you get the puss. That's
what easter is about.
Speaker 1: Me said, whoa, whoa wow, Hello, madam buddy, whoa wow. Okay, Yeah,
you seem like you got something off your chest there
and you're feeling pretty good at you. That was wow.
That pen topped right off your chest. Yeah, that was healthy.
Speaker 4: Feels so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is great. I mean you know what, hey,
where save place? We could talk? We could talk some shit.
You know, you can let your hairt out, your rabbit
ears down if you want to say a couple of
curse words. This is cool. It's just cool about him, bunny.
Just get some mouse you want to get low one ripped?
Speaker 4: Oh? Please? Can I please dig out the ears? They
always make me tie them up.
Speaker 1: You're a lop eared rabbit and they make you have
those things straight up in the air. That can't be comfortable.
Speaker 4: It hurts, It hurts. I don't even feel the pin
when I have about ears like that, And no, get
me started, how hard my legs hurt. I've been following
those routines from that meganly Stallion, and I still didn't
give a blaze to blaze.
Speaker 1: Chris, can you go get the recliner. This podcasting chair
is not gonna do it. Let's slip, Madam Bunny. Just
gotta hang out. Let's let him chill, all right?
Speaker 4: Please? What do you guys do to relax down here?
Because they don't even give us water?
Speaker 1: We don't get water either, actually, in hell, like we're
not big into water. Yeah you want sand, sand, We
have bottles of piss.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll try anything. Tired of talking about the stupidest
day that doesn't make sense, that's not even about my holiday.
Speaker 1: Again, it's cool, you know, hey, let's talk some shit.
You know, Jesus was secretly married to a person named Mary.
What's his mom's name? Mary?
Speaker 4: Am? I right?
Speaker 1: Huh? Weird, right, I know, a little weird. Maybe that's
why they messed with the cannon and then they cut
all that stuff out and.
Speaker 4: Somehow that freud guy gets all the credit about the
moms exactly.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, madam Bunny, I'm glad you're here. This
is great. To be clear, it was about fertility first,
and then Jesus co opted easter.
Speaker 4: Up here in ly. I don't know something about history
and the Americas and Pagans weren't liked or whatever. There
comes the church and their hats and their money and
they want to rebrand and take over. Easter did have
enough money to stay in the council. Od, okay, we
don't have that video. Where's your birds?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You just got the eggs? Yeah? Do you know
what this is, Chris, let's just name it for what
it is. It's gentrification, you know, thank you. I'm just
saying all the pagan holidays, all the cool shit. Christmas
that was a pagan holiday and then boom, talk about it.
Speaker 4: Jesus my boys see now, God, they don't even love
me see him anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's out there. But what about Halloween? Was that
a pagan holiday too? I mean yeah, I guess that
has nothing to do with Christianity anyway. Well, they're coming
for it. Oh, they're coming for it. Okay, let's talk
about East here. You know, like all right, we're acknowledging
it's a time for you know, fertility and eggs and
stuff like that. Isn't the reason that it's on Sunday.
It's because of Jesus too.
Speaker 4: Well, everythings because of Jesus. Well, of course it's on
Sunday because a man did. It's typical. No, don't you
like just having a good time of rest on Sunday?
Wouldn't you like to come home to your lovely wife
and perhaps have a little bounty on a Sunday?
Speaker 1: Would you want that, Chris, I would love Yeah, any
of those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's why it's on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: And it's another one that's question, why is it in
the spring? Why is it a flower time? Why not
in summer?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 4: Do you guys ever do anything around here?
Speaker 1: I mean we do this podcast? Yeah, oh yeah, that
is true.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, all the other days were booked. This
was the only three month.
Speaker 1: Speaking of timing, let's look at a calendar. You're going
to have to promote this. We are, you know, contractually
obligated by the Holiday Council to give all of the
important details of the holidays. So like, what day is
Easter on this year? Does it change every year? Yeah,
it's something Sunday. I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a weird metric when this year it falls
on April twentieth.
Speaker 1: April twentieth, so yeah, for twenty for twenty yeah, yeah,
you know, for twenty you know, huh, I'm.
Speaker 4: Saying, Madam Bunny hasn't been out on the streets for
a long time, so she's just a little curious.
Speaker 1: Is this a swing or Okay, So there was a time,
you know, on the Holiday Council where we have this
other holiday that just kind of like is loosely a holiday.
It's sort of unofficial, but it's it's for twenty It's
where you get a little bit of the little bit
of the devil's lettuce. You know what I mean, Oh,
the devil's lettuce.
Speaker 4: Oh, the devil is rabbits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one your rabbit. I bet lettuce is
good for you. Huh yeah, writing good, especially this kind
of lettuce. Yeah, lettuce. I mean he's you know, he's
my brother. So it grows everywhere. Here. Yeah, I got
some Chris. Can you go and underneath the couch cushion
over there, there's a little box? Can you go grab
that real quick? Uh huh, yeah, that's the one there is.
You know that smells terrible? All right? Well, yeah, whip
that open day, Ben Bunny? You want some of this?
Speaker 4: Oh right here?
Speaker 1: Whoa wow? Didn't Are you sure you haven't done this
before because you went right to that. That was Wow,
you rolled it so fast. Yeah, okay, all right, let's
keep going the podcast. I like this. Yeah yeah, we're
kind of trending into Joe Rogan territory here, but it's fine.
He doesn't own weed, okay, yeah, yeah, if anything, Satan
does because it's lettus, his lettuce get up. So on
a Holidays it's represented on the Council of Holidays, But like,
who's in charge of it? It wasn't. It wasn't, you know.
Like the thing is is we had established a council
member to represent four twenty who but well it was
one of those ones that kept changing hands. It never
was held down because we would elect a council member,
they'd be the four twenty person and then they just
wouldn't show up for the meetings. Oh they were just
out like at the CCS all you can eat or
something like. God, we've had tons of famous members, you know,
we've had to name a few. Jimmy Hendricks, oh yeah,
Bob Marley.
Speaker 4: Bleys, who else?
Speaker 1: Joan of Arc was there briefly. You know, they were
big into lighting up, if you know, you know what
I mean. Yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah, Carl Sagan, Michael Phelps,
what got him in trouble? That's a weird one. Yeah. Well, no,
he needed the calories in order to swim, and after
his Sime, You're just like, I'm not hungry anymore. So
then we're like, you want to be the four twenty guy.
You're pretty cool. And then he won a bunch of medals. Uh,
Hunter s Thompson. That was a brief one. Yeah, he
was there right now. It's either Willie Nelson or Tom Bombadil.
I've lost track, Oh.
Speaker 4: My guy, Tom?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Tom. I guess if there's not one represented,
who's in charge of for twenty right now? If they're
not there, Like, what do you do when two holidays
fall the same day? I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a fight to the death.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got the handbook right here, he says.
Speaker 4: On page four, section eight, and checked the Adam and Adam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all right, you got there. Don't worry. Yeah,
I got you.
Speaker 4: That's what is us.
Speaker 1: Just chill, it's cool, you know, like, okay, let me
have I just have that, you know, Yeah, here we go. Okay,
So it looks like if if if two holidays fall
upon the same day, there will be a fight to
the death and the winner will represent both holidays for
that year. Okay, yeah, do you have Tom Bombadil or
Willie Nelson? You have their number? Do you know who?
I don't want you to kill Willie Nelson. I don't
think Tom Bombadil technically can die.
Speaker 4: No, no, Tom tum wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I think in this case, because
they are a no show, I think it just defaults
to the other holiday representative, the other holiday council members.
So technically, abutam, buddy, I think it's I think it's
your thing. Now. I think you got Easter and you
got four twenty.
Speaker 4: I got two holidays.
Speaker 1: Two holidays. Yeah. Yeah, but that's cool. That's like, you know,
you get a little more wiggle room. You can make
Easter a little different this time. Yeah. Two holidays, two holidays.
Why do they spell to t wo? Where's the W
in that?
Speaker 4: I don't know? And then there's the other.
Speaker 1: Two yeah and two yeah, there's three two's yeah, stay
with us, stay with us, easterdy do you have any
of those eggs? By the way, I'm I'm sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna scramble this up. This is I'm real hungry.
This is good stuff. I babies, babies and my belly.
Two holidays, two holidays. You good with that? You got you?
You good? You good? I think you got this.
Speaker 4: If I do, I get wait, do I get more doubles? Lettuce?
If I'm in charge.
Speaker 1: I mean it is your holiday. I think that that's
your call of the holiday. I would imagine you can
do whatever you want, go for him.
Speaker 4: Are there are there for twenty rules?
Speaker 1: I think by nature of the holiday, there are no
rules on four twenty. Yeah, like that's kind of like
the point of it, right, Yeah, no rules, no rules.
Speaker 4: You can make rules, no rules a tuner culture holiday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: Dude. Oh I thought they as we could do.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, mister J's not gonna he's not gonna roll
with this.
Speaker 1: He's not. He's a crumb bum. Forget him. This is
your holiday, dude, Jesus keep me in charge of four twenty.
That is a conflict of interest. I agree, that's you
know what Chris is onto something?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: Chris is smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you you're so smart. You're so smart. You
should be. This is the smartest room every penny.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, really, we.
Speaker 4: Should rebrand Easter. Why is Easter in a different day?
It should be of four to twenty every year?
Speaker 1: Every year, man, every year. Yeah. There is candy everywhere,
oh man, and like eggs eggs. Yeah, oh, candy sounds
so good.
Speaker 4: Right now you have to go to somebody to get
the laddies. Not everybody got it in the backyard. No, man, No,
we could hunt for some grass. This sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we already do that on Easter.
Speaker 4: Yeah wait wait wait wait, And then we could use
the lettuce in other ways. Maybe we could use it
to fill the baskets. Maybe we just give when we
just give baskets full of lettuce to everybody around.
Speaker 1: All the kids. That's so cool, all the kids. Well,
because like I don't know about you guys, but like Lucy,
for my mom, she would like have this like streamer
green stuff. It was like fake grass, dude, Like what
is that? That's so bad for the environment.
Speaker 4: They didn't want real grass, and the budget I tried it,
told them they'd notice.
Speaker 1: That's so bad for the environment. And like I'm like
the arbor day guy and I have to object to
that shit, like what are we doing.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent? That should be real grass and the
eggs will sneak one of my eggs and they're gonna
be hungry. You were, yeah, man, but I think we
should give give the Devil's What is that everyone? If
they say it's got purification properties? And I'm feeling pretty
elated right now, you feel me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man? Yeah, yeah, I mean you do have a
hop in your step that you didn't have before, but
like it's kind of like a groovy hop. Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: It's a vibe. You know. I just I just does
church songs. They're so boring, like I wants something with
a little more, you know.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. God. I I'm so sorry
that egg was so good, but I am dying for
some taco. Hell. Do you want to get some taco? Hell?
Lady or Madam Bunny Tago?
Speaker 4: Hell? Sounds immocular right now? Ro wait wait, brain thing?
I know the new.
Speaker 1: Slogan okay before ye on me.
Speaker 4: I got it. Praisey nice.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's sick. Go heard it here first? Yeah?
Do you print stuff? Because I would print that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do you do that I'm I think Madam
Bunny and I are going to go get some taco. Hell,
let's go, let's go. I want some Baja Blast right now,
Qito's casadillas. Yeah. So happy Eastern four twenty to everyone listening,
and thank you for listening. Yeah, with your ears sick?
All right? Bye? Oh wait no no no, no, hell Clayton,
I'm so sorry. That's that is my bad. Yeah all right,
Larry later. Hey, thanks for listening to this week's really
groovy episode. I want to thank our special guest b
Kay for playing Madam Bunny. What up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yo, what's up? Thanks? This was so much We were
like Chris and I had the realization where it's like, oh,
we should do a neat you to Easter episode. Oh
my god, it falls on four twenty quick. Who can
we get on that could do a weird Easter Bunny voice.
We're like, BK, let's call let's call them the Big Guns. Yeah,
give me in there. No, I love it.
Speaker 3: This is so much fun and I've missed just hanging
out with y'all and gooding to do a voice again.
Speaker 1: So much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 4: So this has been great.
Speaker 1: Well for context, you've done voices for us for Stinky
Dragon Ventures. You were Jada and that and but you
have so much going on right now? Can you tell
the folks at home like what you got going on
with like the streaming? Yeah, where can people find you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I'm on all social platforms, but mainly on Twitch. You
can see me there live at Black Crystal Spell. It
a funky way, but I'm sure these boys will have
it in the description for us.
Speaker 1: And I do tons of.
Speaker 3: Voice acting where it's in video games, other podcasts, done
some animation. I'm also the voice of ners in Camp
Camp if you checked out that last episode, and then
I am the host of internet game show with fellow
ex rooster Teeth Kai to find by Kay. We do
this game show called Same Brains, Super awesome and you
can check us out there too, where we get to
be funny and get our little Steve Harvey on.
Speaker 1: Yes, we should get on that. Well, let the coordinate
an episode with one either me or Chris or both
of us. Yeah absolutely, Yeah, it'd be super fun. Thank
you so much for coming on and everyone go check
out Twitch would be your Twitch.
Speaker 3: Or Instagram probably the main main platforms is where I'm
hanging out there if you want to get the day
to day, if you want to catch me alive, you
can find me there as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't go to church high this year, guys,
I mean you can't. Don't do that. Cat would be bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna go and be reverenced like
yeah by reverend, I mean disassociate, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like everybody doesn't charge. All right, and you can catch
us next week on why we're going to hell. We're
going to talk about some of our earthly sins, probably
related to pot. Yeah, all right, see you guys, bye bye.
Speaker 4: Yeah