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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I'm Debt, and my eternal punishment is

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to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

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And I'm joined, uh hopefully by Clayton, the younger brother

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of Satan.

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Speaker 1: What was me coming in to the door busting in?

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New look, new me, new hair? What's up? Chris? Wow? Yeah,

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that is take it in. What do you think? Got

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a new haircut? Listen, I've been going through some troubles,

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you know, I'm kind of going through my you what

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do you want to call this this made eternal life crisis? No,

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I want to call it like my self healing period.

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You know that time in your life where you're realizing

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things are going great, let's change things up. Yeah, therefore,

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new hair. What do you think, Chris? It is very new.

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There's a lot to take in. I'm not hearing compliments. No, No,

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I love those are just descriptors. I like it. It's

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so blonde and curly. It's very blond. Yeah, you know,

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usually I got that stark black, and I've been kind

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of seeing some grays in there, nipping that in the bud.

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Blonde hair bleached. It's like a perm right. Yeah, it's

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curly bleached blonde. I also bleached my butthole. Do you

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want to see that? No? No, no, no, no no no

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no no, no, no, com come come to Wow. Yeah,

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there it is. I died those two. Isn't that great?

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It's great those as well. They didn't need as much

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work though they were already pretty curly. But yeah, it

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reminds me of Justin Timberlake in the nineties. Okay, yeah,

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it's gonna be my that's what he sings, right, I think? So, yeah,

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this is gonna ruin the world tour. Uh, except for

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I O duy because I'm not a piece of shit.

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So anyways, looks good. Yeah, feeling good, feeling great? Yeah,

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all right, so let's get into it. I mean we're

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here rolling, right, Yeah, we are rolling. We are good. Good.

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You know what we haven't done in a while, Chris,

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what we haven't done? Q and A from our beautiful

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slash Ugly audience over on the Patreon. Let's pull that up.

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Let's see what those guys are talking about. Huh, Okay,

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let's see here. Let's do it. People. I haven't posted

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yeah in the Q and A channel in a while.

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These are kind of old. Yeah, these are pretty old.

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We've answered a lot of these guys. Let's get a

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little bit more active. Let's get in that patre and

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let's ask them some questions. What are we gonna do, Chris,

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we gotta get some questions, we gotta get some answers. Well,

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there's another there's the Hell's Hangout. It's is just a

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general chat. We can go in there. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,

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all right? Oh here I got one. This one's from

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from user Nicki. Nicky asks, what's happening? Lots lots has

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got new hair? Yeah, new hair? Yeah, that's happening. Great question, Nikki,

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thank you so much. Great question, Niki, Yeah, what's happening?

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All right? What else we got? Oh, we got another one.

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We got one from Tyler Contrera's. Yeah. Tyler Contreras asks,

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anyone here from Oklahoma? Huh, I'm not Are you from Oklahoma? No? Okay, no,

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neither am I I'm from Hell? Where are you from? Chris?

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From Texas? So Hell on our route? And two? Yeah,

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you're just south of Oklahoma. So there you go, Tyler. Yeah,

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same region, Great question, Tyler, great question, Tyler, Thank you, Tyler.

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Moving read along, we got we got one more question.

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Here we go lost Start traveler lost Wait is it

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lost start aveler? Oh? Or lost? I think it's lost

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Star traveler. Oh okay, all right, lost Star traveler, oh says.

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Are you guys planning to get an account on Blue

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Sky too? What's blue Sky? It's like new Twitter, new Twitter. Okay, well,

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we are on red ground. Is that as big of

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a deal up on the earth? That's really I think

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more localized blue sky. You know what, we'll get a

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blue sky just so that we cover our ground, you know,

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we get him from the ground and the air. Oh yeah,

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and then we'll get a purple ocean. Yeah, account, that's

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a new thing. We'll start that up, Chris, write that down.

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That's great. That's we should start that a right, Purple oceans.

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Purple ocean. All right, but yeah, you can follow us

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on Blue Sky at probably like at Morning from Hell

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or Good Morning from Hell. Love the confidence, love that confident.

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I don't know. And also please ask us more questions

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on our patreon because those questions were bad. All right, Yeah,

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all right, go check us out at good Morning from

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Hell dot com. That's our patreon six sixty six a month,

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and you get to ask us questions you get connect

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with me on LinkedIn all sorts of perks. All right,

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let's stop doing ads for our own show and start

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the show. Who do we got this week? Chris? Let

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me look, looks like you booked the Easter Bunny. My god? Fuck? What?

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Oh god? What? Really? Can you double check that? Are

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you sure about that? Yes? Yeah, it's easy bunny. Okay,

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it's that time of year. It's that time of year.

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Uh okay. So for those of you who may not remember,

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I am part of the Holiday Council. Yeah. I really

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wanted to get in so that I could get Halloween

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as my holiday, you know, like Santa has Christmas. Cupid

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who was a piece of shit who was also on

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the show. Like Santa, he's got Valentine's Day. I got

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Arbor Day and Earth Day? That's right. Who could forget

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two for one? Yes? So anyways, as part of this council,

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I am contractually obligated to have other Holiday Council members

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on and surprise, surprise, you gotta have the Easter Bunny on? Whoop?

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Speaker 3: But he do?

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Speaker 1: Well? Do you you don't like the Easter Bunny? We

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gonna get to talk about Chris. Hello, Jesus it's not

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his birthdays as death awakening. I don't even know. I mean, like,

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I don't know what this is, what we could talk about.

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Speaker 4: I don't have.

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Speaker 1: Anything in common with the Easter bunny. They're a rabbit.

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They don't even have horns, they got big cuty ears.

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What am I supposed to do with a rabbit? Well

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we can find out. Let's just bring them on. Okay. Well,

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I think I hear their goofy ass laughter and they're

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hopping coming in. Hold on, they're coming, everybody. Hi, Hey, hey,

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Easter bunny. Good to see you. Yes, do we call you?

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What's your Do we call you Easter Bunny? Or do you?

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Speaker 4: Oh? You could call me whatever you like, But this

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paper says that you have to refer me as something

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involving a bunny. So madam Bunny.

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Speaker 1: Works too, okay, Madam Bunny, Madam Easter Bunny, Madam Easter. Yes,

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so good to have you, okay, So, uh, for our

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listeners at home, I guess I'm gonna describe what you

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look like. You are a giant rabbit, just a giant rabbit.

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You're carrying a basket full of eggs. Those eggs kind

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of smell they didn't hold up in hell, did they,

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madam bunny.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, we are not equipped get for eggs to

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live in such squatting temperatures, but we're working on it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you should work harder because those smell terrible. Could

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you mind sitting those outside? I'm so sorry, madam buddy.

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I mean they smell rotten.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I must not be without my eggs.

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Speaker 1: You can't be without them, absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: Why well, I don't want to get any demerits. I

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have to have all of the things that an easter

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Bundy must have. Don't you see my little bunny pin

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I do.

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Speaker 1: I have to carry seeds around because I'm the fucking

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arbor day guy. So if you ever see me holding

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around a bunch of seeds, that's why we got demerits.

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It's great.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, the Holiday Council is very strict.

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Speaker 1: Very yeah. So your pen is just it's pin to

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your fur. Is that not hurt?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's only a fraction of what mister J feels.

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Speaker 1: Who is mister J. I'm sorry. I'm part of the

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counsel and I'm forgetting.

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Speaker 4: You do not know of our Lord in favor. Mister J.

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Speaker 1: The Ultimate Carpenter oh got it. Jesus, yes, I forgot that.

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Jesus okay, or Jesus yes see see Jesus, yes he

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got crucified.

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Speaker 4: You got the pin ah, yes, this is a mark

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the people up top, I don't know. They do something

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with ash ism their forehead and it's very confusing. I'm

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not in charge of those rules, but we like to

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feel a little bit of the pain here, especially on duty.

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Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up what they make

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us do, Chris, I actually will give it to Madam Bunny.

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They do some weird stuff, especially when the religion gets involved.

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How does that all? That's a that's a weird crossover, right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me about it.

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Speaker 1: But we love it here, do we, though, Madam Bunny, Well,

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of course we do.

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Speaker 4: We we love it here. We always support all holidays

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and their connections.

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Speaker 1: Is it weird that you like nervously eat your eggs?

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That's a weird.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, It's just we don't get a lot of breaks

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hopping everywhere.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: Some some people have devices or magical powers, but I

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just have these babies to hop around.

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Speaker 1: Every day's leg day for Madam Bunny. Yeah, yeah, so

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like I am not questioning your place on the holiday council.

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Obviously you are beloved by the kids. You know, every

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year it's oh, it's ease you, Bunny, They're gonna hide

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the eggs and YadA, YadA, YadA. Oh yeah, tell me,

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Madam Bunny, how we went from a dude dying a

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horrible death on a cross with a crown thorns making

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him bleed into his eyes and he's crying tears to

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a gentle little rabbit distributing eggs amongst the kids. How

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did we get there?

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it's really sad, and kids don't really understand a lot

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of things. I mean, let's be real. We all know

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that mister j came back to life, so it's kind

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of hard to market a zombie celebration day. So we

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thought that a cute bunny or me, I don't know

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why whoever decides to sign I know through the job

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is to make sure that it stays happy and joyous,

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so that kids are smiling when they have to sit

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in change.

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Speaker 1: You know what dead reminds me there was a time Chris.

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You might not know this, but I know Madam Bunny's

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probably was there where we actually had zombie Jesus streaming

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in agony, carrying across bleeding. That was the original, like

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Holiday council member. He was like they had him everywhere,

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you know, like oh, it's Easter, and then you just

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hear this guy just.

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Speaker 4: A god it right? Why God?

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Speaker 1: Why? It was weird. I guess that's why they brought

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in Madam Bunny kind of revamped it. Yeah, rebrand. So

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you're doing a great job, Madam Bunny. I find you

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quite annoying, but you're doing great. I will give you that,

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thank miss.

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Speaker 4: I could be more annoying if you'd like.

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Speaker 1: No, it's fine, you don't have to. That's okay, okay,

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So the eggs, your eggs?

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Speaker 4: Are you asking a bunny about her ages?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Chris. Are you asking a bunny

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about the eggs? I didn't know. I thought because bunnies

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are traditionally mammals, right or is that too personal? Traditionally, Chris,

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you don't just say, like you know, today, I am

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traditionally a cold blooded creature. I'm going to mix up

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the tradition today and I'm gonna be participating in photosynthesis.

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The fuck are you? Talking about I don't I don't

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mean to pry.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's fine. Well this is in our FAQ.

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Don't worry. We'll make sure to be appropriate for a

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company of the statue. No, I in fact passed the

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eggs daily, if not multiple times a day, depending on

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how is stressed I am. If I'd more stressed. There

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goes another one.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, so you are actually, uh, of course

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I got the I got the egg on my face.

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I didn't know that madam Bunny laid the eggs. This

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is news to Meking, breaking news, the Madam Bunny lays

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the egg. It did break all over the floor. Was

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that like a science experiment or were you just like

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a different kind of rabbit? What's going on with that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, experiments are not something we do here in the

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Speaker 1: Write no science, got it yet?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no. We believe in that which has graced us.

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And if it is magic that you would call it. Sure.

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Speaker 1: Up like this one day, so Jesus was like, we

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need to rebrand. I'm gonna make this rabbit make eggs.

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And you just woke up and you started popping out eggs.

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Speaker 4: Is that yeah, it's kind of what happened when the

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big man up there, when mister Hayesus is it's not

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working and people aren't enjoying their holiday, you don't really

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question them. I heard the stories and they're great. I

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love them. There's so many parables of how to be

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a good person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and how to not end.

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Speaker 4: Up in here.

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Speaker 1: You're not down here permanentlyas Madam Bunny. You're just here

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promoting the Easter holiday, and that's fine. Come on to

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the podcast. Talk about your weird thing.

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Speaker 4: Is it something? Are you saying it's time that I'm

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able to do the plugs to sell the holiday of that,

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which is Easter.

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Speaker 1: Go right ahead.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, this is the best part. I can't wait

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to tell you how you can win your factor redemption.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're about to bring into a song.

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Are you about to break into a song, because it

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feels like we're going.

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Speaker 4: There, Oh wit, time for Easter and the Bunny. If

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you want to be saved from hell, all you have

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to do is grab an egg and say, oh, well

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that's it.

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Speaker 1: That's wow, that's great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but normally people don't want to touch the eggs,

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especially when they find out that they're not as dry

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as they think they are. Nope, no, no laying in

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the grass for so long with the morning, do I

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have to get really really early and hide them for everyone?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha? Why do you hide them? Yeah? What's with the

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hiding them?

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Speaker 4: Well, thing's really fun when it's handed to you. You've

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never played things as a kid. I don't know if

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they do this wherever you're from, but for for me Texas, Texas,

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they often hide toys and such and we go looking

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for you know, I've seen dogs and other four legged

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creatures do it. So I guess me, being a little

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bun bun, I thought that would be fun for the kids,

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and they loved it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe there's like some sort of like loose connection

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with like you have to seek out faith, can't just

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get it handed to you. So like, oh no, maybe

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the egg is Christianity and you gotta find it because

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it's hiding. Didn't like Jesus like hide in a cave. No,

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it's buried in a cave. I'm getting all that.

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Speaker 4: Was it? Human fact? A very gracious one, the finest rock,

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if you will, very surprising big rock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I will give it to Hazus. He can

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move the fuck out of a boulder. That thing was heavy.

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It's heavy, it's a big rock. That guy's shredded well.

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Speaker 4: And he's always surrounded by so many people and dedicated worshippers,

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and they're always having so much fun, drinking wine and

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having all these parties.

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Speaker 1: I don't heard you only at twelve twelve. Yes, there's

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one guy though, he is. We want to have him

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on the show. He's down here, Judas. He's the asterisk

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to the twelve. So are you like one of the guys,

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like one of the twelve? You know, twelve bros like

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the I tried to.

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Speaker 4: Bring that to the Council of an idea, perhaps the

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lean more into the true spirit that they really wanted,

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though I couldn't understand it. So they decided to go

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to that which is unknown. Apparently a lot of madams

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and ladies were often stricken from the record, so they

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wanted to find a way to insert that back in.

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I guess the rabbit was the closest animal they could

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think of. Yeah, that reminded them of what is her name? Mary?

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Speaker 1: Some my Magdalen Jesus's secret wise time, But no one

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talks about because of fear of death from the Vatican. Yeah, okay,

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they wanted to incorporate more women, but not human women,

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and they settled on a rabbit. Yeah, like, let's do

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rabbit women.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't think they can hear me here. Fine,

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it was partly my idea. I thought we should go

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back to the traditional roots of what used to really

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should be. So I tried to sneak in something and

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just put in a night in and know and you know,

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rabbits are kind of important when you think about real Easter.

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Speaker 1: Wait, but what is real Easter? Yeah? What is real Easter?

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What is this?

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Speaker 4: Real Easter is about love and joy and children and

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Our Lord and Xavier mister j No.

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Speaker 1: No, no, madam, buddy. What is real Easter? Come on, like,

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you're the safe place. I mean you're in hell, but yeah, yeah,

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as safe as it's gonna get.

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Speaker 4: Real Easter is about eggs and hunting and baskets in

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fun and being a good person and seeing the prayers.

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Speaker 1: And it's cool, it's cool, it's fine. You don't you

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don't have to answer it. It's fine, it's fine. Real

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Easter's about fucking what what? Whoa?

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Speaker 4: It's about fertility. It's eggs, fertility, babies, harvest. You hunt them,

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you get the women, and you get the puss. That's

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what easter is about.

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Speaker 1: Me said, whoa, whoa wow, Hello, madam buddy, whoa wow. Okay, Yeah,

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you seem like you got something off your chest there

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and you're feeling pretty good at you. That was wow.

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That pen topped right off your chest. Yeah, that was healthy.

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Speaker 4: Feels so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is great. I mean you know what, hey,

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where save place? We could talk? We could talk some shit.

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You know, you can let your hairt out, your rabbit

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ears down if you want to say a couple of

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curse words. This is cool. It's just cool about him, bunny.

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Just get some mouse you want to get low one ripped?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Please? Can I please dig out the ears? They

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always make me tie them up.

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Speaker 1: You're a lop eared rabbit and they make you have

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those things straight up in the air. That can't be comfortable.

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Speaker 4: It hurts, It hurts. I don't even feel the pin

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when I have about ears like that, And no, get

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me started, how hard my legs hurt. I've been following

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those routines from that meganly Stallion, and I still didn't

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give a blaze to blaze.

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Speaker 1: Chris, can you go get the recliner. This podcasting chair

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is not gonna do it. Let's slip, Madam Bunny. Just

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gotta hang out. Let's let him chill, all right?

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Speaker 4: Please? What do you guys do to relax down here?

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Because they don't even give us water?

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Speaker 1: We don't get water either, actually, in hell, like we're

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not big into water. Yeah you want sand, sand, We

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have bottles of piss.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll try anything. Tired of talking about the stupidest

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day that doesn't make sense, that's not even about my holiday.

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Speaker 1: Again, it's cool, you know, hey, let's talk some shit.

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You know, Jesus was secretly married to a person named Mary.

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What's his mom's name? Mary?

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Speaker 4: Am? I right?

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Speaker 1: Huh? Weird, right, I know, a little weird. Maybe that's

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why they messed with the cannon and then they cut

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all that stuff out and.

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Speaker 4: Somehow that freud guy gets all the credit about the

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moms exactly.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, madam Bunny, I'm glad you're here. This

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is great. To be clear, it was about fertility first,

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and then Jesus co opted easter.

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Speaker 4: Up here in ly. I don't know something about history

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and the Americas and Pagans weren't liked or whatever. There

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comes the church and their hats and their money and

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they want to rebrand and take over. Easter did have

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enough money to stay in the council. Od, okay, we

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don't have that video. Where's your birds?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You just got the eggs? Yeah? Do you know

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what this is, Chris, let's just name it for what

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it is. It's gentrification, you know, thank you. I'm just

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saying all the pagan holidays, all the cool shit. Christmas

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that was a pagan holiday and then boom, talk about it.

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Speaker 4: Jesus my boys see now, God, they don't even love

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me see him anymore?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's out there. But what about Halloween? Was that

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a pagan holiday too? I mean yeah, I guess that

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has nothing to do with Christianity anyway. Well, they're coming

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for it. Oh, they're coming for it. Okay, let's talk

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about East here. You know, like all right, we're acknowledging

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it's a time for you know, fertility and eggs and

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stuff like that. Isn't the reason that it's on Sunday.

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It's because of Jesus too.

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Speaker 4: Well, everythings because of Jesus. Well, of course it's on

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Sunday because a man did. It's typical. No, don't you

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like just having a good time of rest on Sunday?

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Wouldn't you like to come home to your lovely wife

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and perhaps have a little bounty on a Sunday?

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Speaker 1: Would you want that, Chris, I would love Yeah, any

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of those things.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's why it's on a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: And it's another one that's question, why is it in

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the spring? Why is it a flower time? Why not

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in summer?

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Speaker 1: God?

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Speaker 4: Do you guys ever do anything around here?

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Speaker 1: I mean we do this podcast? Yeah, oh yeah, that

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is true.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, all the other days were booked. This

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was the only three month.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of timing, let's look at a calendar. You're going

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to have to promote this. We are, you know, contractually

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obligated by the Holiday Council to give all of the

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important details of the holidays. So like, what day is

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Easter on this year? Does it change every year? Yeah,

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it's something Sunday. I can't remember.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a weird metric when this year it falls

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on April twentieth.

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Speaker 1: April twentieth, so yeah, for twenty for twenty yeah, yeah,

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you know, for twenty you know, huh, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Saying, Madam Bunny hasn't been out on the streets for

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a long time, so she's just a little curious.

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Speaker 1: Is this a swing or Okay, So there was a time,

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you know, on the Holiday Council where we have this

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other holiday that just kind of like is loosely a holiday.

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It's sort of unofficial, but it's it's for twenty It's

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where you get a little bit of the little bit

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of the devil's lettuce. You know what I mean, Oh,

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the devil's lettuce.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the devil is rabbits.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one your rabbit. I bet lettuce is

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good for you. Huh yeah, writing good, especially this kind

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of lettuce. Yeah, lettuce. I mean he's you know, he's

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my brother. So it grows everywhere. Here. Yeah, I got

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some Chris. Can you go and underneath the couch cushion

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over there, there's a little box? Can you go grab

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that real quick? Uh huh, yeah, that's the one there is.

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You know that smells terrible? All right? Well, yeah, whip

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that open day, Ben Bunny? You want some of this?

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Speaker 4: Oh right here?

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Speaker 1: Whoa wow? Didn't Are you sure you haven't done this

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before because you went right to that. That was Wow,

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you rolled it so fast. Yeah, okay, all right, let's

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keep going the podcast. I like this. Yeah yeah, we're

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kind of trending into Joe Rogan territory here, but it's fine.

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He doesn't own weed, okay, yeah, yeah, if anything, Satan

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does because it's lettus, his lettuce get up. So on

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a Holidays it's represented on the Council of Holidays, But like,

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who's in charge of it? It wasn't. It wasn't, you know.

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Like the thing is is we had established a council

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member to represent four twenty who but well it was

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one of those ones that kept changing hands. It never

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was held down because we would elect a council member,

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they'd be the four twenty person and then they just

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wouldn't show up for the meetings. Oh they were just

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out like at the CCS all you can eat or

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something like. God, we've had tons of famous members, you know,

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we've had to name a few. Jimmy Hendricks, oh yeah,

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Bob Marley.

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Speaker 4: Bleys, who else?

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Speaker 1: Joan of Arc was there briefly. You know, they were

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big into lighting up, if you know, you know what

462
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:57,640
I mean. Yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah, Carl Sagan, Michael Phelps,

463
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,359
what got him in trouble? That's a weird one. Yeah. Well, no,

464
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,160
he needed the calories in order to swim, and after

465
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,519
his Sime, You're just like, I'm not hungry anymore. So

466
00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,240
then we're like, you want to be the four twenty guy.

467
00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:10,160
You're pretty cool. And then he won a bunch of medals. Uh,

468
00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:12,720
Hunter s Thompson. That was a brief one. Yeah, he

469
00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:15,920
was there right now. It's either Willie Nelson or Tom Bombadil.

470
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,200
I've lost track, Oh.

471
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,039
Speaker 4: My guy, Tom?

472
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:22,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Tom. I guess if there's not one represented,

473
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,400
who's in charge of for twenty right now? If they're

474
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,119
not there, Like, what do you do when two holidays

475
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,319
fall the same day? I guess.

476
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 4: I guess it's a fight to the death.

477
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got the handbook right here, he says.

478
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:37,599
Speaker 4: On page four, section eight, and checked the Adam and Adam.

479
00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all right, you got there. Don't worry. Yeah,

480
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:41,519
I got you.

481
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 4: That's what is us.

482
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,319
Speaker 1: Just chill, it's cool, you know, like, okay, let me

483
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:51,039
have I just have that, you know, Yeah, here we go. Okay,

484
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:56,559
So it looks like if if if two holidays fall

485
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,759
upon the same day, there will be a fight to

486
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,759
the death and the winner will represent both holidays for

487
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,480
that year. Okay, yeah, do you have Tom Bombadil or

488
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,200
Willie Nelson? You have their number? Do you know who?

489
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,319
I don't want you to kill Willie Nelson. I don't

490
00:23:11,319 --> 00:23:13,319
think Tom Bombadil technically can die.

491
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,279
Speaker 4: No, no, Tom tum wow.

492
00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I think in this case, because

493
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,319
they are a no show, I think it just defaults

494
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,279
to the other holiday representative, the other holiday council members.

495
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:32,720
So technically, abutam, buddy, I think it's I think it's

496
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,480
your thing. Now. I think you got Easter and you

497
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,160
got four twenty.

498
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,759
Speaker 4: I got two holidays.

499
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 1: Two holidays. Yeah. Yeah, but that's cool. That's like, you know,

500
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,519
you get a little more wiggle room. You can make

501
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:50,200
Easter a little different this time. Yeah. Two holidays, two holidays.

502
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,119
Why do they spell to t wo? Where's the W

503
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:53,480
in that?

504
00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:56,519
Speaker 4: I don't know? And then there's the other.

505
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: Two yeah and two yeah, there's three two's yeah, stay

506
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,559
with us, stay with us, easterdy do you have any

507
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:09,319
of those eggs? By the way, I'm I'm sorry, Yeah.

508
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:08,599
Speaker 4: There you go.

509
00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna scramble this up. This is I'm real hungry.

510
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:18,200
This is good stuff. I babies, babies and my belly.

511
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,400
Two holidays, two holidays. You good with that? You got you?

512
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,920
You good? You good? I think you got this.

513
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 4: If I do, I get wait, do I get more doubles? Lettuce?

514
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,000
If I'm in charge.

515
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 1: I mean it is your holiday. I think that that's

516
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,519
your call of the holiday. I would imagine you can

517
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:38,720
do whatever you want, go for him.

518
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 4: Are there are there for twenty rules?

519
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 1: I think by nature of the holiday, there are no

520
00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:47,359
rules on four twenty. Yeah, like that's kind of like

521
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,000
the point of it, right, Yeah, no rules, no rules.

522
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,559
Speaker 4: You can make rules, no rules a tuner culture holiday.

523
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's fucking awesome.

524
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 4: Dude. Oh I thought they as we could do.

525
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?

526
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 4: No, no, no, mister J's not gonna he's not gonna roll

527
00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:06,000
with this.

528
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: He's not. He's a crumb bum. Forget him. This is

529
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,000
your holiday, dude, Jesus keep me in charge of four twenty.

530
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,759
That is a conflict of interest. I agree, that's you

531
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,799
know what Chris is onto something?

532
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,039
Speaker 4: Man?

533
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,079
Speaker 1: Chris is smart.

534
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you you're so smart. You're so smart. You

535
00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:27,200
should be. This is the smartest room every penny.

536
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:29,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, really, we.

537
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,599
Speaker 4: Should rebrand Easter. Why is Easter in a different day?

538
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,960
It should be of four to twenty every year?

539
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: Every year, man, every year. Yeah. There is candy everywhere,

540
00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:47,319
oh man, and like eggs eggs. Yeah, oh, candy sounds

541
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:47,640
so good.

542
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,039
Speaker 4: Right now you have to go to somebody to get

543
00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:55,440
the laddies. Not everybody got it in the backyard. No, man, No,

544
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,200
we could hunt for some grass. This sounds fun.

545
00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we already do that on Easter.

546
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,839
Speaker 4: Yeah wait wait wait wait, And then we could use

547
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:11,000
the lettuce in other ways. Maybe we could use it

548
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:15,319
to fill the baskets. Maybe we just give when we

549
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:20,200
just give baskets full of lettuce to everybody around.

550
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,039
Speaker 1: All the kids. That's so cool, all the kids. Well,

551
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,960
because like I don't know about you guys, but like Lucy,

552
00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:29,400
for my mom, she would like have this like streamer

553
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,680
green stuff. It was like fake grass, dude, Like what

554
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,759
is that? That's so bad for the environment.

555
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 4: They didn't want real grass, and the budget I tried it,

556
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,480
told them they'd notice.

557
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: That's so bad for the environment. And like I'm like

558
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:48,039
the arbor day guy and I have to object to

559
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,079
that shit, like what are we doing.

560
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,799
Speaker 4: One hundred percent? That should be real grass and the

561
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,799
eggs will sneak one of my eggs and they're gonna

562
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:01,759
be hungry. You were, yeah, man, but I think we

563
00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:05,319
should give give the Devil's What is that everyone? If

564
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:09,640
they say it's got purification properties? And I'm feeling pretty

565
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,039
elated right now, you feel me?

566
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,039
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man? Yeah, yeah, I mean you do have a

567
00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:17,400
hop in your step that you didn't have before, but

568
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,400
like it's kind of like a groovy hop. Yeah it is.

569
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 4: It's a vibe. You know. I just I just does

570
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,119
church songs. They're so boring, like I wants something with

571
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:30,599
a little more, you know.

572
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:38,839
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. God. I I'm so sorry

573
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,000
that egg was so good, but I am dying for

574
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,960
some taco. Hell. Do you want to get some taco? Hell?

575
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,279
Lady or Madam Bunny Tago?

576
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,079
Speaker 4: Hell? Sounds immocular right now? Ro wait wait, brain thing?

577
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:54,839
I know the new.

578
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: Slogan okay before ye on me.

579
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 4: I got it. Praisey nice.

580
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's sick. Go heard it here first? Yeah?

581
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,759
Do you print stuff? Because I would print that?

582
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

583
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do you do that I'm I think Madam

584
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:15,759
Bunny and I are going to go get some taco. Hell,

585
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,160
let's go, let's go. I want some Baja Blast right now,

586
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:29,119
Qito's casadillas. Yeah. So happy Eastern four twenty to everyone listening,

587
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,640
and thank you for listening. Yeah, with your ears sick?

588
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,359
All right? Bye? Oh wait no no no, no, hell Clayton,

589
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,279
I'm so sorry. That's that is my bad. Yeah all right,

590
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,480
Larry later. Hey, thanks for listening to this week's really

591
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,759
groovy episode. I want to thank our special guest b

592
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,160
Kay for playing Madam Bunny. What up?

593
00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:51,759
Speaker 4: Yeah?

594
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: Yo, what's up? Thanks? This was so much We were

595
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,079
like Chris and I had the realization where it's like, oh,

596
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:01,759
we should do a neat you to Easter episode. Oh

597
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:04,559
my god, it falls on four twenty quick. Who can

598
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,240
we get on that could do a weird Easter Bunny voice.

599
00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:09,920
We're like, BK, let's call let's call them the Big Guns. Yeah,

600
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,720
give me in there. No, I love it.

601
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:13,839
Speaker 3: This is so much fun and I've missed just hanging

602
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,640
out with y'all and gooding to do a voice again.

603
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,759
Speaker 1: So much fun, so much fun.

604
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:19,559
Speaker 4: So this has been great.

605
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: Well for context, you've done voices for us for Stinky

606
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,200
Dragon Ventures. You were Jada and that and but you

607
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,279
have so much going on right now? Can you tell

608
00:29:28,279 --> 00:29:29,839
the folks at home like what you got going on

609
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,799
with like the streaming? Yeah, where can people find you?

610
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 4: Yeah? Absolutely?

611
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,759
Speaker 3: I'm on all social platforms, but mainly on Twitch. You

612
00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:38,200
can see me there live at Black Crystal Spell. It

613
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,759
a funky way, but I'm sure these boys will have

614
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:40,960
it in the description for us.

615
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:42,039
Speaker 1: And I do tons of.

616
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: Voice acting where it's in video games, other podcasts, done

617
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,200
some animation. I'm also the voice of ners in Camp

618
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:49,960
Camp if you checked out that last episode, and then

619
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,960
I am the host of internet game show with fellow

620
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,519
ex rooster Teeth Kai to find by Kay. We do

621
00:29:56,519 --> 00:29:58,839
this game show called Same Brains, Super awesome and you

622
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,000
can check us out there too, where we get to

623
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:03,319
be funny and get our little Steve Harvey on.

624
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, we should get on that. Well, let the coordinate

625
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,759
an episode with one either me or Chris or both

626
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:11,319
of us. Yeah absolutely, Yeah, it'd be super fun. Thank

627
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:14,079
you so much for coming on and everyone go check

628
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,599
out Twitch would be your Twitch.

629
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 3: Or Instagram probably the main main platforms is where I'm

630
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,720
hanging out there if you want to get the day

631
00:30:20,759 --> 00:30:22,000
to day, if you want to catch me alive, you

632
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:22,920
can find me there as well.

633
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't go to church high this year, guys,

634
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:31,119
I mean you can't. Don't do that. Cat would be bad.

635
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna go and be reverenced like

636
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:41,559
yeah by reverend, I mean disassociate, Yeah.

637
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,759
Speaker 1: Like everybody doesn't charge. All right, and you can catch

638
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:44,920
us next week on why we're going to hell. We're

639
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,880
going to talk about some of our earthly sins, probably

640
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,880
related to pot. Yeah, all right, see you guys, bye bye.

641
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,559
Speaker 4: Yeah