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<v Speaker 1>One O onelych Intaco.

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<v Speaker 2>On Orlando's rock station one O one one w JR.

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<v Speaker 2>What do the following three items have in common? Taco Bob, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet Soul, Sister Rain, Wildflower. They are all songs from

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<v Speaker 2>the cult. Go get your vote in JR our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>You have about fifteen minutes to vote for you say it,

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<v Speaker 3>we play it. Tell us which one of those songs

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<v Speaker 3>you want to hear and one with the most loads

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<v Speaker 3>played back at nine. Somebody who votes, Oh that's right,

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<v Speaker 3>might win Metallica tickets. Uh huh, And don't forget these

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<v Speaker 3>Metallica tickets are all weekend for that Big jars are

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<v Speaker 3>all week long for that Big j R.

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<v Speaker 1>R Show. Give your vote in just one time. Please.

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<v Speaker 2>UH West Midlands, England the UH hospital system. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>hospital system slash first respond to te system. Getting a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a say what on this item. Seems

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<v Speaker 2>as though the emergency services there that they have a

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<v Speaker 2>nine nine nine there yeah, is being stretched to its

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<v Speaker 2>limit and they feel like they haven't got ambulance service

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<v Speaker 2>at the level where it is able to fulfill all

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<v Speaker 2>of the ambulance transport requests. So they've made a few

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<v Speaker 2>suggestions here, One of which is, if you're suffering a

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<v Speaker 2>heart attack, could you just go ahead and get yourself

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<v Speaker 2>to the hospital rather than call an ambulance.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because that makes total sense. Two, you one on

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<v Speaker 3>the road, somebody having a gripper as you call.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Fred Samfordham Elizabeth, this is the big one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to.

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<v Speaker 2>See you level. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Ill you behind the wheel?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh out, now it's a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the kid's name? Lamar, you big dummy, little mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Get behind the wheel. I can't hold the wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that old truck they had.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sanford's which show did you like better? Archie Bunker

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<v Speaker 3>or Sandford's completely just asking if you had to pick one,

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm going Archie Bunker, All in the Family,

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<v Speaker 3>m h.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, think of a.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably All in the Family.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know they're completely different.

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<v Speaker 2>But you did at least with All in the Family,

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<v Speaker 2>you had the Jefferson's Living next Door, which brought in, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a Fred Sandford's you know attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>George.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're younger and you've never seen either of these shows,

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's the way that TV used to be, Like

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<v Speaker 3>the TV's actually had balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Can my day shows were great?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I just got a visual of TV with balls

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<v Speaker 3>like truck nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>TV nuts look great hanging off of your thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>old head pats instead of balls hanging off a TV.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the balls, e TV up there, that's why TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Very seriously, Yeah, you gave me a heart attack, minor issue.

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<v Speaker 2>Get yourself over to the hospital, all right. A couple

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<v Speaker 2>in Austria have married and divorced each other twelve times

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<v Speaker 2>in the last forty three years. Their neighbors describe their

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<v Speaker 2>relationship as a model marriage. Why pray tell? Then have

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<v Speaker 2>they divorced and remarried all times? What's the scam to loophole?

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<v Speaker 2>Is what it is, Taco. The wife has actually been

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<v Speaker 2>married thirteen times. Her first husband died, leaving her a widow.

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<v Speaker 2>In that country, there is a provision where when that

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<v Speaker 2>scenario happens, the widow receives a pension from the state

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<v Speaker 2>to support her financially after the death of her first husband,

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<v Speaker 2>which was back in nineteen eighty one. That pension was

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seven thousand dollars. Should she get married again, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no the pension stops right because.

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<v Speaker 1>She's now in a new in new relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>However, if that relationship comes to an end, it defaults

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<v Speaker 2>back to the original collection of the twenty seven thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars pension from the first husband who passed. So they've

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<v Speaker 2>been on a off scamming Austria out of twenty seven

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars to the tune of a you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>two and seventy thousand plus dollars over those north of

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred thousand dollars. So now they're going to jail

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<v Speaker 2>for it. They're not going to jail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's they should be. It's a loophole.

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<v Speaker 2>They technically haven't broken the law.

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<v Speaker 3>Your skis in the system, and you know it. Some

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<v Speaker 3>would call it being creative.

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<v Speaker 2>Creative, creative, creative finances. Sure you tax tax preparation, folks

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<v Speaker 2>are going, that's one of our old jokes. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's coming up soon, tax season.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, that's that's right at the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like the health insurance time. You know, you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta go get your your open and check out open enrollments.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it's right into tax season.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's round two. People blind with that, huh. The health

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<v Speaker 3>insurance God not even going there.

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<v Speaker 2>Canadian lawyer this in Alberta, Canada, has been disbarred for

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<v Speaker 2>using client credit cards to fund his pornography edition.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's a what lawyer? It's a loophole.

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<v Speaker 2>He admitted to spending north of ten thousand dollars from

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<v Speaker 2>client credit cards to pay for his pornography habit. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you who's paying for pornography other than you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're doing an OnlyFans thing, I mean, there's plenty

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<v Speaker 2>of free stuff. Of course you'll be racking up your

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<v Speaker 2>client's credit cards. Go old school and look at the

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<v Speaker 2>squiggly lines from the HBO. You see a nipple every.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said Archie and Sanford and Son awesome old TV

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<v Speaker 3>Sanford and Anastor freda holler you fish add fool, that's right,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody else. Somebody said nothing beats married with children? Married

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<v Speaker 3>with children? Who's great?

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<v Speaker 1>TV?

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<v Speaker 3>Cheers with dry? TV Nightcourt was pretty good, the new

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<v Speaker 3>Night courts Man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a stretch. Mhm.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going down the old TV rabbit hole here.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like it, And that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the best about Grady Fred's buddy Grady.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we can he come over with beers sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there was Grady and what was the other dude's name,

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<v Speaker 2>the heavier.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>They drink drank ripple, they get the ripple going. Uh h.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it was.

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<v Speaker 2>The two cops, white and black cop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hello, mister Sandford. They were great to twenty quality

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<v Speaker 1>TV right there.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't make them like that.

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<v Speaker 1>How about the Gong Show? Oh, damp in my shade?

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<v Speaker 3>Chuck Barris, Ri, I P dre Man smoking SIGs on set?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's doing that?

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<v Speaker 3>I think Chuck Barris. I think I saw him walk

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<v Speaker 3>out with the sig ones.

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<v Speaker 2>The unknown comic would smoke. Occasionally he would come out

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<v Speaker 2>with the back over.

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<v Speaker 1>It's smoking with.

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<v Speaker 3>A bag of it is only place to rock one

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<v Speaker 3>on one one W E j r.

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