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<v Speaker 1>Michael, I'm back in the car heading back to Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>from Texas, and thanks to Governor Abbott, I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>whole trunk full of plastic bags.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, we'll have to figure out a way

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<v Speaker 2>to meet and distribute these to the goobers. They deserve them.

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<v Speaker 2>Every store I went to, would you like a bag?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take two, please, and I'll take a whole case.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, have a great day, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Road rage is so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody that takes part in that, hey, you stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh excuse me, exercise some caution, will you, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Some Michael. You know, as long as these drivers who

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<v Speaker 4>don't know how to read the road signs are not

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<v Speaker 4>from say, Washington, Oregon, California, Illinois, New York, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the crap holes, maybe there's hope for them. I don't know, just.

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<v Speaker 3>Thinking the other day, coming on a continuous lane, Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>people were trying to merge into the lane, but they

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want to zipper merge. They thought they all had

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<v Speaker 3>the right to the continuous lane, even though we were

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<v Speaker 3>already in the lane. See, you got me all worked up, Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>The next thing is are the idiots who stop at

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<v Speaker 5>every entrance in a roundabout, like literally to stop, stop, stop?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh where did these where are these people's hands?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it always cracks me up with all these new

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<v Speaker 1>cars that all the safety features.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, just use the damn nears or do a

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<v Speaker 6>little turn over.

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<v Speaker 1>The shoulder to make sure no one's in the other lane.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I was just wondering about this word dictionary and

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<v Speaker 2>where would I go to look it up?

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, Michael, get real, nothing will change until the Ayatola

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<v Speaker 8>and his staff are dead. Hey, Michael, just was curious

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<v Speaker 8>of your opinion. I understand what you're saying that we

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<v Speaker 8>shouldn't be involved with any regime change, but being the

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<v Speaker 8>big Satan that we are, wouldn't it be in her

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<v Speaker 8>best interest to maybe be involved a little bit anyway?

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<v Speaker 7>Michael, I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of

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<v Speaker 7>Iran in the mid sixties, before the joint venture between

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<v Speaker 7>the CIA and the Brits that deposed Prime Minister Masada

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<v Speaker 7>and installed the Shah, But it was a shockingly freedom loving,

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<v Speaker 7>classically liberal kind of a country back then. Michael loved

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<v Speaker 7>the Wargames movie Seen That many times.

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<v Speaker 6>Love the action, love the storyline, and also the celebrity

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<v Speaker 6>crush on Ali.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't hurt either.

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<v Speaker 6>Now I gotta go watch it again.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Michael. Regarding Tucker Carlson's concerns about it forever war,

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<v Speaker 6>the first thing that comes into my mind is that

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<v Speaker 6>President Trump's only going to be in office for the

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<v Speaker 6>next three years. What happens after that? We might have

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<v Speaker 6>other players in the political arena arena, like Bolton types

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<v Speaker 6>that just want a forever war because of the military

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<v Speaker 6>industrial complex.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks