Speaker 1: All Star Toyota presents Off the Bench with Jacob Hester
and Matt Flynn.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go where.
Speaker 1: The plays get broken down and science gets denied.
Speaker 3: Off the Bench.
Speaker 1: Hour two of Off the Bench Live from the Mercedes
Benz Baton Rouge Studio starts now.
Speaker 3: A welcome back o t b Our number two one
four five ESPN First Out? Where do you go?
Speaker 2: Time flies when you're having fun?
Speaker 3: Did you send the picture of the guy that you
couldn't help yourself?
Speaker 2: You had to describe amazing?
Speaker 4: I love that guy.
Speaker 3: Look Cayleb Presley, look little bit. How's he doing?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not catching any out of arts, so
probably not threatening.
Speaker 5: Ohso the picture you sent us of that guy, there
is another guy like touch? What is that?
Speaker 2: Yep? You said? Is this guy can join twin?
Speaker 5: Who's the guy behind him? He's in like a polo.
He's not writing.
Speaker 2: Oh but he's at This guy's at the starting He's
got the starting blocks, ready to go down the ramp.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking action shot and I'm like, who's this guy
in the polo behind it?
Speaker 3: When's this thing wrap up? Like? How long is it?
How many stages have you listened to anything?
Speaker 2: I said, no. I asked how many stages is there?
Speaker 6: Twenty one twenty one stages. They're on number five, where
they did number five.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, one to day fives today they're on number five
right now, one per day, three days off between.
Speaker 5: No, like totally like.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh my god, what is this NBA playoffs?
Speaker 2: Jesus total?
Speaker 5: So what Matt kind of told us twenty one twenty
one over twenty four days.
Speaker 2: Twenty one out over twenty four days. I might be
there might be an extra rest day, but I think
it's three. I think it's like one per week.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. I would need more than one day, I know.
Speaker 2: Right they were hill, they were going up that hill.
Speaker 4: That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2: So we were I was kind of going over the
strategy of like all the contenders to actually win the
overall tour have these teammates that are like badasses. There
they and they lead them out and they they lead
it's like a train of like two, three, four of
them on each team, and like one person on the
team will pull as fast as he can or as
hard as he can. As soon as he like he's
wiped out, he drops off to the side and the
next guy goes. So like the good riders have to
have good teams to draft off of because if if
you're drafting correctly, you can save like I think they say,
like twenty or thirty percent of your energy something like that. Yeah,
for riding. And then at the end of the day,
when you get into those hills in the mountains, it's
like the top two as they just like battle it
out todd so you're learning so much.
Speaker 3: Are there riders that are better in the mountains, Yes, yeah, yeah,
like that's their specialty.
Speaker 2: Yep, there are there. There are people, like I was
telling you, there was a there's a Columbian team. The
Clumbians are usually really good in the mountains because they
trained it out to Toude. But there is, like I said,
there's the Polka Dot jersey, which is the king of
the Mountain that you go for. There's the Green jersey,
which is the sprint. So there are teams built around
just trying to get the green jersey, which is the
sprinter jersey.
Speaker 3: So they don't have very much grit. I think the
mountain people would have more grit, you.
Speaker 2: Would, like I mean, there's like some bigger dudes a
sprinters because it's like.
Speaker 3: I thought they would be the guys that are, you know,
trying to mountain climb.
Speaker 6: So I thought the mountain climbing was like super impressive
because those hills were steep and I just don't understand
how you can do that for miles on end, Like
it's insane to me.
Speaker 2: And they're going, like they hit inclines are like ten twelve,
thirteen to fourteen degrees. Have you ever been on a
treadmill and like backed up the in client? Yes, and
we're not talking about just for like a just a
little bump.
Speaker 4: No, it's like a long one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And they're sitting there trying to keep their composure and
like execute a game plan. It's pretty good. Yeah. The
sprints are exciting because like there's there's probably six seven
eight sprint finishes every year where it's finishes on a
flat surface. There's a big like road leading up to it,
and it's usually pretty dangerous because they're all sprinting like
right next to each other. Yeah, it's like they're in
their shoulders.
Speaker 4: They looked very close.
Speaker 3: What was what was Lane's arm show? What was his specialty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a GC, so he was a general.
He was in the general coup, so he was going
for the yellow. So the the GC guys, which is
the team leaders who are going for the overall yellow
jersey win. They're really good at kind of everything, but
they have to be really good in the mountains because
that's the mountains are kind of where it's warn or lost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be proud of me, so, which I mean
you should be always. But going back to the open
of the show talking about people that can perform in
other sports, it was only elliptical bike at the gym yesterday.
Old guy on the bike next to me. Beat the
crap out of him.
Speaker 2: Are you serious? Let's go on the elliptical, beat the
crap out of him.
Speaker 6: Protect and you know, like old people love an elliptical,
sweat bands prepared.
Speaker 2: I didn't even stretch.
Speaker 3: You ever seen a greyhound stretch for it gets in
the racing blot, no runs.
Speaker 2: Taylor jumps on that elliptical. Have you ever seen someone
in a neighborhood an elliptical, actual bike with wheels. It's
a thing. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: A lot of people keep it in the garage and
they'll open the garage.
Speaker 2: This is an actual mobile elliptical like hit move it
moves while down the road.
Speaker 4: Look so stupid.
Speaker 5: If I was in my neighborhood. First off, nobody in
my neighborhood could buy one of those.
Speaker 3: But if you did, you'd immediately get your ass.
Speaker 5: If if they did, I would have to try hard. Yea,
I would have to try hard. I would have to
stop and be like, I'm going to hit this person.
Speaker 4: You're going to let those like you look dumb.
Speaker 2: You acted on those inner thoughts.
Speaker 5: Like I thought squatted trucks were my enemy. That one
might be a squad.
Speaker 2: Wait what what man?
Speaker 4: Intrusive thoughts?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 2: Inrusive thoughts? One? That's right, Matt, you'll learn squad of
truck or like a blow master.
Speaker 5: There is nothing I hate in this world more than
a Carolina squaded truck. Carolina drop the back in, but
they jacket up first to make it tall and then
drop the back in.
Speaker 4: That's so stupid.
Speaker 5: I feel like a doll taking a dump. Who thinks
that looks cool?
Speaker 4: Carolinians?
Speaker 2: I guess is it all right? Is it the flow
master you put on the exhaust that makes it?
Speaker 3: Those are in the day.
Speaker 2: Let's get this slow. Masters know if you.
Speaker 4: Know me that, But I don't know too much about.
Speaker 2: We're at Perkins Road the other day, in that little
courtyard of the fountain around and someone decided that they
were gonna be sweet and just keep riding up and
down the.
Speaker 5: Okay, what kind of cor was it?
Speaker 2: It was a truck.
Speaker 5: Okay, normally, I don't know. If there's a Carolina you
would have known. I would have you would have known normally.
You hear the loud engine that just kind of sounds
like a goat card at this point, and it's a
guy driving like a Nissan Ultimate. What what the hell
are we doing here? Man, you're driving a Nissan Ultimate.
Speaker 3: My first truck had that sound, but it was because, yeah,
the tailpipe fell off of it. It was it was
an eighty eight Chevy Silverado. It just fell off one
day when I was driving.
Speaker 2: People pay a lot of money for that sound, and
so yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Did it for free. I had my old Grandpaul's truck
he gave me, had a license plate on the front.
I'd rather be fishing. Yeah, that's what I drove around
in high school, Yes, sir, right, nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, getting get in my car, let's go to
Abercrombie or Hollister. What where did you go to shop
for high school cologne?
Speaker 3: Oh, good question.
Speaker 4: Abercrombie.
Speaker 3: Probably we didn't have one of those. And three four oh,
probably we had a Hollister at the very end, so
maybe Hollister. Yeah. I definitely had Michael Jordan cologne though,
like when I was in middle.
Speaker 5: School, smell like a basketball.
Speaker 3: I smelled like heaven like greatness, smell like goat.
Speaker 2: During the holidays before when Christmas break, you're going shopping
for your family at the mall, if you didn't slip
into Dillard's and try those samples and get you a
bottle of Curve Oh you green bottle?
Speaker 3: Were you?
Speaker 2: Or yop?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 3: I had Curve cool water? Cool Water was another one,
just Polo bottle. Hello.
Speaker 6: All the boys were wearing Axe. My brother loved Axe
and whenever I.
Speaker 3: Every every male team during that time thought it was
to say all be all yes, like we're going to
as much as were possibly and girls are gonna love this.
Speaker 6: That's all I smell in the hallways was as and musk.
Speaker 4: What is it? Musk?
Speaker 5: Musk?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like if you were looking at it a graph like
a stock graph, how far do you think the Cologne
market is dipped since the year two thousand.
Speaker 3: Oh. I mean, if you looked at the body spray
ax chart.
Speaker 2: Just talking about railer Colone, like who like out there,
like you work Colone? You have Clone?
Speaker 3: I have it, But I every bottle of Colonne that
I have is from at least I know what you
could say to thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Eight, I have that one bottle I have.
Speaker 3: I have like four or five bottles and they're all
pretty full, but they're from fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I have that one bottle and it's from high school
or college at least. But it's just every time I
move or throw awayst up. I just can't seem to
get rid of bottle.
Speaker 3: The only time I put Colone on. That is crazy
because I used to like if I'm you know, if
I'm getting dressed leaving the house and a little right everybody. Now,
maybe if I have a suit on and I'm like, oh,
Katie smells nice, let me smell nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll put it on like me and Victoria, like
anniversary dinner, like somewhere nights, you know what I mean,
like a nice restaurant, I'll throw it on.
Speaker 3: I'm real nice for you.
Speaker 2: What kind of clone you got.
Speaker 5: So I have whatever.
Speaker 4: Creed is what people are wearing now. I think it's creed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever matches what energy drinks is what is wearing.
Speaker 5: No, Victoria got me this one. I don't know how
to say the brand. It's like a French but she
got it, like for our wedding. She was like, hereport
this so like I'll wear that one from top. No,
I'll look it up. I'll report. I have an Armani
one that my uncle got me from college. I have
like one more like three.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Some mon was yo, the JP cool water curve and
those are the usually you could get away with the
samples you would get during the holidays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get a little, get a bottle, you can like
a pack like.
Speaker 2: Your fingers fingertip.
Speaker 5: Then you just yeah, have a have a sample bottle.
Speaker 3: My dad was Calvin Klein. Obsession was the cologne that
he wore, and it was like old man strong cologne.
And my first day at Ridgewood Middle School, shout out
to the Raiders, I was like, I'm gonna put on
dad's cologne. Didn't know, like you know one and done's
pretty good. Oh my god, I overdid it and even
like my mom when I got in the cars, like whoa, whoa,
well what and this is at the end of the day, Like,
what in the world's going on here? I got I'm
growing up, got into dad's obsession. I'm in sixth grade now, mom.
All the ladies love it. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I got my athletic shorts on. My athletic shorts and
polo shirt on unducked. Oh man, I got these gold
to socks on. Halfway up my.
Speaker 3: Caf I got my Nike air bubble like you know
the ones that the Nikes are chunky as hell, and
they had air like in bubble. Letters had those in Navy.
The first day of school, Gomba had a butt cut
with an undercut.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the butt cut undercut.
Speaker 3: Its solid.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, we can we just look exactly
like the three kids on Home Improvement. Please give me
the Home Improvement.
Speaker 3: Can I get the Three Ninjas haircut plays? Please?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Mind?
Speaker 3: What so? I got this hair Saturdays on Mansfield Road
and Treeports where you usould go the haircut Saturdays. It's
called Saturdays. It was open every day.
Speaker 5: It was called Saturdays on they were closed on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Saturdays are for the butt cuts.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I got one.
Speaker 2: I wanted long hair like my whole life, but I
have this weird hair that's a little bit thick. It
gets curly, it's a little coarse. So when it gets
when the longer it gets, when it dries, it like
poofs out a little bit. So I kept trying to
do the butt cut undercut thing because it looks so sweet.
All those people that just straight wiry hair looked so
sweet and it looked good after I get it cut
and it was like wet, it was just kind of down,
but then it dry up and I was like the
white fro situation, you.
Speaker 3: Look like uh. Will Ferrell on What's up? Basketball movie.
Speaker 2: Tropic Tropics. What a great.
Speaker 5: Movie, The Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
Speaker 2: So the scene in that movie when I was watching
the theater, I there's two times I've fallen out of
my seat laughing. One was when I watched Old School
for the first time in high school. Two was in
that movie. They're in the alleyop scene when they were
drawn the play and he what's his name? Coffee Coffee Black,
Coffee Black was his name. He does the alley ope
and the in the ref just he doesn't know the
think it just blows the whistle. There's foul. Two fouls.
Speaker 3: All right, when we come back, little would you rather?
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Speaker 1: Two thousand and seven. Champs Purple and Gold to the core.
This is off the bench with Hester and Flynn Baton
Rougees go to for all things Louisiana sports were bottle
this up.
Speaker 5: How I stopped myself from ben sun down?
Speaker 2: How well, ho man, she'll keep from growing up?
Speaker 3: I will go back in oh t B. We do
have Dear Delandra coming.
Speaker 4: Up later on your life questions?
Speaker 3: Then go ahead. I was thinking nine am, and so
is it too early to call for Delandra question? No,
I can start, Okay, all right, go ahead, get your
dear Delandra questions inside the Bayou four chat good call Landra.
She'll get them. She'll put them probably in a dock.
That way she can get the perfect song and get
you your best advice.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's ever too early for that.
Speaker 3: You want to overwhelm and we got other stuff coming up.
Speaker 2: And think she has the weak points of their life.
Speaker 3: She kind of controlled the whole show back there, so
super fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's uh, let's get them in now. You can
put them in.
Speaker 6: The chat or tweet us or speak up on the
ESPN app. So if you I do like a little
voice memo, you could do a voice mama.
Speaker 3: I would love a voice memo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do Collins for DeLand.
Speaker 3: I can get risky.
Speaker 4: That can't get very risky, little risky. I get very nervous.
Speaker 6: We've opened the phone lines, like what twice we didn't
ask the bench where you could call in, and it
makes me super nervous.
Speaker 3: I don't like you.
Speaker 2: I would love to, but you don't trust our listeners?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I don't. I don't trust them.
Speaker 2: How do other shows get away with it? Do they
screen them? Do they vet them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I've always said this about screening phone calls because I
used to, like before I worked here, I worked at
the Louisiana Radio Network and I produced asked the Governor.
Speaker 4: So John Bell Edward would come in once a month
and do a.
Speaker 6: Call in show and I would have to like screen
the calls, right, and I would have to get like
all their information, see what they were going to ask,
and then I would tell the question to his team,
and his team would like have to approve it, right,
I don't, but I'm right, I agree. But I'm also like, man,
they could tell me whatever they want and then just
say whatever on air, like and that happened on the Coach.
Speaker 5: O show call screener that night.
Speaker 4: He was the call screener that night.
Speaker 6: He wanted to ask like about I don't know, special teams. Yeah,
it was like he wanted to ask about special teams.
And then he went and did that prank call where
he was like, well, try not to have sex with
my sister or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, what But like stephen A does, Like there's
national shows that take do they do they just run
they probably two minutes do they run like two minutes
in advance, and so they count.
Speaker 3: I mean for us, I'm serious, Like they call in,
they tell you who they are, what they want to ask,
and you put them on. We've had people we put
on and they'll just start cussing just because that's what they
want to do. They want to but we don't get
in trouble. So I think that's the difference. Oh, Like
for us, if they do that, it's like okay, well
technically We're satellite radio, so it doesn't really matter and
they can do whatever they want cut it.
Speaker 2: So it's called Gordi again.
Speaker 3: About the box.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, just get permission. Yeah, way you would get in.
Speaker 3: Trouble, dude, Delandra is coming your way at nine am.
We are going to push back. Would you rather Wednesday
to eight thirty? We do have a golf fight that
this is. This is about as relatable as I've ever
been with the sport of golf and the plant. I'll
let you set it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scrolling. I think a lot of people is
kind of went viral yesterday. But we all see like
fight videos every now and then that come across our
feed on Twitter, Twitter, Instagram especially, Like if you stop
and watch one, you're gonna get a bunch fed to you.
But I think everybody's feed got this yesterday because they're
there's a lot of golf arguments. Say, people get upset,
they get rushed, someone hits into them on the green.
There's just dumb people out there that like to fight
and argue on a golf course. Well, we've all seen Tommy,
tough guy everywhere who likes to talk a lot of
ish and thinks he can back it up. But every
now and then, Tommy tough guy picks a fight and
talks that ish with somebody you probably shouldn't have, uh,
And that's always a fear for people. It's like, Hey,
if I'm gonna step up and try to like sand
line in the sand, I'm gonna stake my manhood right here.
And there's always a bigger and badder dude. Well, this,
this young man, this gentleman in the golf course got
mad at something. We can't play that out yet. I
don't know why, but he is.
Speaker 4: Does anybody know what they're arguing about?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Guy sort of recording mid argument.
Speaker 2: Well, he decides he's gonna he's gonna trust this guy's
toughness and he's gonna ca him out and he's gonna.
Speaker 4: Actually make his gloves right now.
Speaker 2: He's actually gonna make him get out of his golf card.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: When when I saw the beginning of this, I was like, okay,
because this guy, like he's in shape and works out
and stuff. I'm like, oh, he's about to go.
Speaker 4: This guy's yelling at the guy in the just why.
Speaker 2: You have never seen a fight more one sided lopsided
and just comical this one.
Speaker 6: Okay, he's plunging at the guy in the golf cart,
but the guy's out the golf cart.
Speaker 4: Okay, in the golf.
Speaker 3: Car throws him.
Speaker 5: Oh no, watch the crawl I was.
Speaker 2: Cross crawls out of the lake.
Speaker 4: Crawls out the lake like a freaking Poulter. Guys, So this.
Speaker 2: Guy grabs his grabs his shirt and punches him like
he's done it before, maybe time or two, maybe time
does it again him.
Speaker 4: That's a that's a hockey.
Speaker 2: Here is the most embarrassing part that you can You
can't come back from this as a man. You can't
come back from embarrassing.
Speaker 3: He like literally grabbed him and throw across the You
can tell the buddy's like, all right, man, that's enough.
You made your point.
Speaker 2: After this fight came out, internet does its Internet thing
and they figure out the identity of the person that
just that just just handed the whipping. His name is
Nick Tarnowski. He's a former enforcer in the NHL, played
with the Predators, played with the Lightning, played with the
Florida Panthers, and he is so that's why he saw
he grabbed his shirt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and punched him in the face.
Speaker 2: This guy is a man that very was here before
to fight other fighters on ice. So it's like the
worst fear of anybody that's trying to be a tough
guy if you pick a fight with the wrong was huge.
Speaker 4: The bro was saying that he was saying bang every
time he was doing it. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: But he looks huge. But he's only so he's hockey.
Speaker 5: He was going to get into a fight. So this
is the guy that he just I wish I could
tell you which one he is. I think he's the
guy in the red.
Speaker 6: Okay, so there's a hockey game, ye, yeah, yeah he's
so that's a nick Nick Tarnaski's grabbing the guy just
like he did in the video. This is like very
he's done. He's definitely done that before. But that is
really embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Smile and laught Like.
Speaker 6: Guys were super embarrassing you as a man. Another man
grabbed you and threw.
Speaker 3: You after you called him like you tried to be
like you start a tough guy, I'm gonna charge you.
I'm gonna when you could tell that that guy that
charged him like in good shape. He works out like
he thought he was the baddest dude on the golf course.
Speaker 5: So like, if I could find a guy that would
pick a fight on the golf course, it's the guy
with the Hawaiian shirt, the spiky hair, and the sleeve tat.
He fit all of those yea, and he got his
ass beat, no surprise.
Speaker 2: Doesn't want to get out of his cart. Is the guy.
Speaker 5: Because you're talking about every now and then Tommy tough Guy.
I feel like in ninety percent of the time, Tommy
Tough Guy gets put in his place.
Speaker 2: So the it will be like another meme on the internet.
Him mid air after getting thrown, so he's in air
for like eight feet so and like at that point
of the fight, if you get thrown in the air,
what are you doing? Like you're bracing like your your legs,
your your arms are out, trying to still fight, and
like he just like gives it up and just goes
like that. He looked like you just like pencils and
he's like, all right, this is it.
Speaker 3: You know, like when you go to Seattle and you're
in the fisherman's mark or whatever and they're getting a
fish and you're just throwing it. He looked like one
of the fish that was just getting thrown into the ice.
Speaker 2: So good. What a great video though.
Speaker 3: All right, so we have that. Did you ever did
you pull out the other video?
Speaker 5: All right, you want the I have the video and
the still picture.
Speaker 3: I think I want the video, okay, all right?
Speaker 5: Do we want it with sound?
Speaker 3: Yes, we can't play this with sound and normally like
we wouldn't play Washington Commander stuff here, but I do
want to play it got out there. Well, it's also
JD five, so we are going to hold up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, we're the same thing that happens started, happened again.
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Speaker 3: All right? Now do we have the video. Washington Commanders
are getting a new uniform. And I think that some
oldheads will really enjoy this. I'm settled.
Speaker 7: There's something special in these stitches because sown into this
fabric is all that was one's good in Washington.
Speaker 3: And I want you to know that each one of
you has a small piece of this trophy today.
Speaker 2: It's the grit and the glory.
Speaker 7: It's a city brought together with a spirit that made
steel shake an opponent's quick It's three lombardesn not given.
This isn't just a uniform. It's a reminder of who
we've always been. Because history doesn't fade, it fuels the future.
It's the same fighting, same cry, same behind. We wear
the paths like armor, so we fight for what's next.
Speaker 3: There we go the commanders going back to their red
skin uniforms, but with a commander name, different logo on
the side of the helmet, but coming back to a
more traditional red skin look. And now I don't know,
I'm assuming this is going to be an alternate. I'm
assuming that's.
Speaker 5: What he's an alternate or everything.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming he's going to be an alternate. That's why
they only have that version of it.
Speaker 2: But I'm watching the this little highlight film, this reveal,
and I'm getting the juice's phone because there's nothing that
hits like a football highlight film or a pump up video.
But then they revealed a uniform. I'm like, wait, what
did it look like last year? Looks doesn't look.
Speaker 3: It was last year was terrible. You know what it
looked like last year?
Speaker 2: I know the black ones.
Speaker 3: Actually those are I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Think of what they're they're away.
Speaker 3: It wasn't great. The number is is kind of weird.
It's got this weird kind of it has like faux
holes in it, like the old school jerseys, like when
you first got the l SU, how you had like
the big holes in the jersey. Yeah, it has those,
but they're fake.
Speaker 2: They were fake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, good if I remember, right.
Speaker 2: So here's their home.
Speaker 3: You can't see the like the little bitty bb holes
in there. But yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 2: That's bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: What's bad about that?
Speaker 3: Commanders feels like it's too low under the neckline. The numbers.
You didn't get to appreciate how bad the numbers are.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, I'll believe you. I'm so fired up. Okay,
all right, I just don't remember watching them and being like, oh,
those uniforms sucks.
Speaker 3: Not as good as what they had, but they're good.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm excited. Great, great little video. I was
fired up.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I love the dramatic music.
Speaker 3: I love John Reagans starting the video.
Speaker 2: Yep, I love that too.
Speaker 3: You don't know who John Riggans is, but come on,
you know who John Riggans is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, obviously. Let me just le something real quick.
American football former fullback.
Speaker 3: We gotta get a break, just hit just hit it.
Speaker 1: From the locker room to the airwaves, gets off the
bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
Speaker 3: This is tickling the fancy. Who is this.
Speaker 7: Nation?
Speaker 3: What was this? This was popular on something like a
game like every movie. It suits They played on suits.
That's what it is.
Speaker 6: It was all say, like that meme or the video
of the cat he like jumps off the building and.
Speaker 5: It's like still twenty like twelve twenty thirteen. This was
like the song we played in our wedding room three
times a week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a banger, but I literally just picked random
songs two seconds before we came back from the break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were letting somebody have it on, which I love.
Speaker 2: This was like that. This was on suits with like
Harvey Specter was probably going through something emotionally. Is at
the end of the episode, Yeah, some like montage. Yeah,
right at the end of the episode, he probably like
stepped out with someone from the past, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3: I think it's what Mike screwed up again. Mike almost
let the secret slip, or he did let it slip
to somebody. He's like, Harvey, it's gonna be okay. They're
not gonna say anything, Like, Mike, do you know that
we're both in the line here. You didn't go to heart?
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: That's that's trying to get my name on the wall.
Speaker 3: I love suits.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's exactly from the show has the
new one come out yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it already got canceled. It was bad that bad
heart respector he tried to say there No, Donna Harvey
was in it played three episodes like just quick, like
little cameos here. The guy tried to be Harvey too much.
There was only one Harvey. The secondary guy they had
was awful casting, just really really bad. He had this
weird beard. It looked fake. It was a whole deal.
Speaker 4: Never seen suits. Megan Markles in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good, that's great. Don't listen to him. No,
the first five seasons.
Speaker 5: I like, what I was going to say is stop
at season five, Like that's what I was like it.
Speaker 3: It was almost in the show.
Speaker 5: It was originally literally right, yeah it was, and then
they then they cut then they went back, but I
would have stopped at five.
Speaker 2: I think it was originally seven, then they went to seven.
Remember I think eight was the before like the new
apparently crappy one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, y'all know, I was telling y'all I love of Entourage,
Like I was so into it, but I did not.
Speaker 4: Like the lasts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every show does. Like every show for the most part,
they stage too long.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Game Thrones terrible last season.
Speaker 2: Leading it's not because it too long, it's because they
rushed it.
Speaker 4: That was just too like it was just bad writing.
Speaker 5: Well, like a lot of times they just rushed it.
A lot of times though, like the writers of the
show or the creators will create like we have enough
and we want to do four to five seasons. And
the four to five seasons are great, but the network calls, hey,
we want to pay you a time, can you make
a season six? And it's terrible because they don't have
anything to go off.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I'm with you. You ever watched so Flight
of the Concords. Yeah, so that was a great first
season because they probably like worked twenty years on the songs,
right yeah, Mary Present. Yeah, so like they had all
these songs, like these comedy songs, but they were good.
But they probably wrote those songs over a ten to
fifteen year period and they sandwich all those into one
season and then they get brought back for a second season.
They're like, oh, we have to make all new songs
like in the next six months, and it's just never
as good. But that first season was a banger.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get too little? Would you rather hear?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Would you rather Wednesday? Remember though, get your delaunder questions in.
We'll do that at nine am. This feels very otv
cte O tv A d D. Would you rather have
to fight a chicken every time you get into your
car or fight a silver back gorilla once a year,
but you get a sword.
Speaker 5: I'm probably only gonna have to fight the silver back once.
I'll take the chicken. Beat the crap out of a chicken.
Speaker 3: You know it's gonna get you a couple every day
when you get your car chicken.
Speaker 5: But also you're gonna be prepared for it after a while,
like you're ready. You're looking in the car, like, all right,
where is this day? Things sneak attack on it like
I'm going chicken.
Speaker 2: I think eventually you get the point where it's fun.
Speaker 5: Right, you have different tactics. You're like I'm getting in
the back, I'm getting in the passenger. So you see
what it does.
Speaker 2: Well, we just went through what was a month ago,
it's like two months ago. By like I could a
hundred guys take on a gorilla, like like give me
a sword. Yeah, right, he's gonna bend that sword. He's
gonna he's gonna he's gonna disarm me. That's what I'm saying.
I only have to fight that gorilla all of a sudden,
like you got a gorilla with a sword. Now, I
don't want that. I'll fight to take it all day long. Chicken.
Speaker 5: To your point, that'd be fun after a while.
Speaker 2: We have me and my family have fresh chicken every.
Speaker 5: Night, right, never have to buy dinner.
Speaker 2: It's actually that's actually a blessing. Anybody have any chick
mm hmm me? Or we have a big coop outside
and we'd have eggs all day, all day. So that
one was either, I.
Speaker 4: Guess so I I just never want against I never
want to go maybe especially a silver back.
Speaker 2: True. I mean, are you talking about like an experienced
cockfighting chicken? Yeah, like with the the daggers on their
ankles and everything. I mean I think you would. You could?
You know those big like falcon ear gloves they have, Yeah,
you can wear some of those. Punch you right in
the face.
Speaker 3: All right, fair enough, you're up.
Speaker 2: I'm looking.
Speaker 3: Jesus. Would you rather take a hundred mile per hour
fastball to the ribs or try to bunt against Randy
Johnson with no batting helmet? Uh?
Speaker 2: But but because odds are you're gonna.
Speaker 5: I don't want to take I don't take taking anything
to the ribs like that hurts when you breathe, Like,
I'm I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I could duck. I could duck out of the way
one hundred mile an hour if I had to, I
still get hit.
Speaker 5: I could protect my head because I mean, like your
definition of bunning, you're squared up early, looking right at
it and try to get out of the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're you're probably he's he's pretty accurate.
He might hit you, but there's a good chance he's
not going to hit you. But if, like obviously, if
you just take a hundred miles out of the rib
you're guaranteed to get hit.
Speaker 3: M Would you like to go yeah, give me a second.
Would you rather miss a hundred straight wide open layups
on national TV or airball two free throws with the
game on the line in Game seven of the NBA Finals,
I don't want.
Speaker 5: To let my team down say that I'll take the layup.
Speaker 3: What are you doing over there?
Speaker 2: I was trying to looking at my next my next question.
Speaker 3: It's almost like you who did the promo yesterday didn't
know this was coming.
Speaker 2: I was trying to look up. He blacks out during
the promos.
Speaker 3: I I got on, No, no, you your turn's gone
a laundry. You were ready? Go ahead?
Speaker 4: Would you?
Speaker 3: We'll come back to.
Speaker 6: You erase yourself from everyone's memory, or erase one person
from existence entirely?
Speaker 5: One person?
Speaker 3: Easy? Yeah, I'm taking one person out. I'm sorry you
got on the sword. Yeah, this is what it is.
Speaker 2: You got to kill that person.
Speaker 3: I mean they just they just use one person. You
snap and they're gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, super easy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, you can have everybody forget.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't have everybody forgetting all the things that
you know, we've built up here, right Number seven, mid
morning Rank Sports Show.
Speaker 4: Who would you rather? Who would you rather erase from
existence entirely in this room?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean it really piss me off, Like I kind
of need this guy for a natty. But the John
Reagans might ever throw that.
Speaker 2: You might not ever getten drafted by the charges And
for me throwing that.
Speaker 3: Pick, that is very fair him. Like, I cannot tell y'all.
The play that I talked about the most leading into
the combine and the pre draft process was not anything
I did. It was Flynn throwing an interception and me
catching an Alabama dB from behind so he couldn't score.
Thank you for your service.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 3: What was your third of the first half?
Speaker 2: Second quarter?
Speaker 3: I didn't remember that until like a couple of weeks ago,
months ago, whatever. We were talking about the game.
Speaker 2: Whether they're my fault or not, they're all the quarterbacks fault. Okay,
mm hmmm, Hey wait did.
Speaker 4: You do your Oh no, we're skipping, we're skipping him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll come back, we'll circle back, all right.
Speaker 5: Would you rather have endless amounts of energy without having
to sleep, or like you're able to, you're able to
sleep hard and get that good nap.
Speaker 3: In No, I want the energy without sleeping, sleep when
you're dead.
Speaker 4: I think sleep waste of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of research is showing that sleep
is like the greatest anti aging that you can do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I got endless energy to so I could
be nineties, still still rolling through, still rolling, But your body,
I'll look bad.
Speaker 2: I'll look bad.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that. Yeah, I know that, I know all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, and respect sleep, respect sleep.
Speaker 6: I don't respect what it does for my body and
for me and everybody whatever.
Speaker 2: Think how many cards we get we didn't sleep.
Speaker 4: It's a waste of time.
Speaker 5: Also, I would save a lot of money on energy drink.
So I'm taking the endless.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good point. Immediate raise for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like radio because he can buy a summer home.
Speaker 5: Oh, like we're buying we're buying second, third vehicle.
Speaker 2: But these bad boys like, we're all right, I got one,
go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Would you rather if you are.
Speaker 2: Sing your favorite song of all time in front of
a sold out arena or in front of the original
artist alone you right now?
Speaker 6: As then probably just in front of the person that's
saying it, because it's less people.
Speaker 3: I would I would rather do the entire auditorium.
Speaker 5: Full, same the the person who wrote the song, who
performed the song. They're gonna have higher standards. I feel
like there's less of them, but they're gonna be judging
me or like you see the judges on like American Idol,
America's got talent, so they're always like, I don't want
you to perform my song because I'm gonna judge you unfairly.
Speaker 3: What song are you? Are you singing?
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 4: You gotta do one like you.
Speaker 3: I'm going Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers, Like easy
for me, no question, he got.
Speaker 2: You don't want to do that in front like I'm thinking,
like if you do like a Stairway to Heaven situation,
you don't want to do that in front of like
Robert Plant and Wilson did huh.
Speaker 4: She sounded incredible. The Heart Sisters, Yeah, yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard our voices pretty good,
you'll hear it a little bit later dere elandra. But
I think if, yeah, if you do it in front
of an arena, you can like you know, pass it
off as satirical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit. Look, i'm gonna try. I'm gonna
give it. I'm gonna give it a try.
Speaker 2: Odds are if you're doing it in front of people,
you're getting paid for it too.
Speaker 3: Or I'm gonna get paid off the views that it
gets because it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Or you're getting paid, like paid by
your buddies, like pay you a thousand bucks to go
sing in front of this. Yeah, you could get the
song too.
Speaker 5: So like if you pick one that's like you don't
have to have a good singing voice to have you
know what I mean, like, uh, jump on it. I
mean nobody sings that well you know well like.
Speaker 2: It's also it's like, what is it a very vocal
forward song? Like yeah, mix a lot on top of
the bench on the dock of the bay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. That's It's like, that's two. You get
a party, like a little bit of you.
Speaker 2: Know, sling Dion if you had to sing a Slan
Dan song.
Speaker 5: See, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Wait, I get if I sixty, you can't take away
my dignity.
Speaker 5: Sounds just like Randy Watson's.
Speaker 3: That's Whitney too. All right, let's go ahead and take
a break. We do have Deer Delanga coming up in
about ten minutes from now. I appreciate that you knew that.
By the way, at this guy didn't know John Riggins
and you knew coming to America. That makes my heart happy.
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Flynn breakdown LSU football like only champions can, watching the.
Speaker 3: Ships, reling not watching roll Away. I'm sitting.
Speaker 2: Watching What do you think it's like on top of
that day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did say that. A lot of people today.
Speaker 4: Immediately all the time going to keep earlier.
Speaker 2: You're gonna keep track and point out everything I mispronounced
or missed, like say the wrong thing to We're gonna
lose a lot of time. I told you, I'm listic.
Speaker 4: Do you want us to stop making fun of you?
Speaker 3: Are you getting sensitive?
Speaker 4: We will show stop making fun of you.
Speaker 3: I mean we literally have you know, had our bad
reviews and read them on air and we were wheezing
one time because they were so fun.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. No, I enjoy it.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it because it's because.
Speaker 2: I like to make fun of y'all as well. Yeah,
what a story of this song too? Huh? He hold,
friend came out with a song. Never got to hear
it released, Poor.
Speaker 3: Guy never got to enjoy it because it certainly blew up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you were watching any documentaries I have,
like super ultra talented. We missed out on some really
good music on that one.
Speaker 3: But when we come back, really good music. Because it
is time for here the laundry off the bench. All right,
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