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Speaker 1: search the Sandy Show. What do you got for us?
Speaker 1: What's the first thing that made you laugh?
Speaker 2: All right? Me make mine a double waiter your tater
Speaker 2: tots me. You heard me? That's what I like to
Speaker 2: double these days.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had tater tot nachos? No, I don't,
Speaker 1: just like traditional nachos with flower tortilla chips, but instead
Speaker 1: you put in the.
Speaker 2: Tater tot so it's a tater tot on a tortilla chip.
Speaker 1: No, not no tortilla chip, just like you would a nacho.
Speaker 1: But it's all.
Speaker 2: Face.
Speaker 1: I had that when I was up in South Dakota
Speaker 1: for the summer, the golf course that I was with, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they that was one of their things, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm feeling wild. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: try the tater hot nachos.
Speaker 2: I could be mad at that. I feel like it's delicious.
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge tater tot fan.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's just another form of a
Speaker 2: French fry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they always taste frozen to me. You know
Speaker 1: that frozen taste? Yeah, you know what I mean. They
Speaker 1: and you got to do them in the oven.
Speaker 2: Right, microwaven is microwaving them, mix the mushy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. So now you know that about me.
Speaker 1: Not a huge fan.
Speaker 2: Of the tater I'm still going to eat the tot.
Speaker 1: Coming up on the show today, boy with this the
Speaker 1: first time ever we've gone three days in a row
Speaker 1: in the same category. In song Quez we tied yesterday.
Speaker 1: We'd never had a tie before. The category one of
Speaker 1: our normal strong suits go tos odds on favorites to
Speaker 1: win Classic Rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lost the first day, tied the second day.
Speaker 1: They've made it tough on us.
Speaker 2: I know they really have.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna play that and just a little bit. Also,
Speaker 1: Choria's got the story we love coming up. This is
Speaker 1: the Sandy Show. Choria's got the story we love in
Speaker 1: just a moment. Thanks for being with us, for all
Speaker 1: of you new listeners. My name is Sandy. This is
Speaker 1: my wife. We've been married for sixteen years. Her name
Speaker 1: is Tricia.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Friends, this is not your normal marriage, friends, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Now. We sleep in separate bedrooms. We have our love
Speaker 1: language is making fun of each other, mocking, mocking, laughing,
Speaker 1: pointing our fingers at each other. Someone gets hurt. It's
Speaker 1: the funniest thing you've ever seen. Yes, that type of thing.
Speaker 1: So maybe you do have a similar marriage. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what it works for us, these stories we love.
Speaker 2: All right, sand, I'm bett to give you a list
Speaker 2: of the ten sexiest baldmen in the world. And according
Speaker 2: to the criteria they use to make this list, I
Speaker 2: don't know how you're not on it.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, I should be on this, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: A marketing agency use this list of criteria, smile analysis.
Speaker 2: You have a great smile. I do shine factor. You
Speaker 2: think that means how shiny?
Speaker 1: Y'all talked me out of getting the shine I got
Speaker 1: some oil for my head. Yeah, And I asked the girls,
Speaker 1: both Tricia and our fifteen year old, should I get
Speaker 1: the shiny or the mate mat and I wanted the shiny,
Speaker 1: and you guys talked me into getting the map because
Speaker 1: the shiny, you said, is creepy.
Speaker 2: Too shiny, is too weird, doesn't look like a head.
Speaker 2: So I don't know the shine factor. Maybe they meant
Speaker 2: not too shiny, vocal attractiveness, you got a great voice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and media perception. That's how they created their rankings.
Speaker 1: How am I not on them?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're number ten, top ten sexiest bald
Speaker 2: man of twenty twenty four. Then Diesel Stanley.
Speaker 1: He's a fake bald man though he has hair. He
Speaker 1: could grow a full head of hair, a full head, yes,
Speaker 1: but he shaves it, so he's not a true genetically
Speaker 1: gifted bald guy.
Speaker 2: Oh it's funny because the reason you shave is because
Speaker 2: you're unable to grow the full head of hair. But
Speaker 2: he's you're the genetically gifted with yes, okay, that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number nine Stanley Tucci loves Stanley Tucci. French soccer coach
Speaker 2: Terry Henry of him. Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson number seven,
Speaker 2: Danny DeVito number six, Danny DeVito on the list the
Speaker 2: Sexiest of All Men lists. I should definitely be on
Speaker 2: this Terry Crews. I love Terry Crews. Number three, Shack
Speaker 2: number two, my guy the Rock, Yeah, number one, Prince William.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's good. He doesn't completely shave his head.
Speaker 1: No, he's hanging on. Yeah, he should just shave it.
Speaker 2: He should shave it.
Speaker 1: Right, he should be like all the guys in the song. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it's true.
Speaker 2: You can do all the things that you can do.
Speaker 1: We are all men. We're going and proud. We all
Speaker 1: all man, and that.
Speaker 3: On our first date, I typically wear a hat.
Speaker 1: Those are my fellows, right, Those are your brothers. Those
Speaker 1: are my fellow bald brothers right there. Michael Jordan didn't
Speaker 1: make the list.
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan not on the list. Danny DeVito on the list.
Speaker 2: But then again, Danny DeVito is not completely bald either.
Speaker 1: No, he's not. He can hang on it too.
Speaker 2: I feel like it needs to be complete baldness to
Speaker 2: be on this list.
Speaker 1: Danny is having quite a sunset to his.
Speaker 2: Career, right his Subway commercials. No, not Subway Jersey Mike's commercials.
Speaker 2: That's right, Lord, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito would never anyway. That is the story. We
Speaker 1: love stick around we've got coming up. Today's the day.
Speaker 1: Today is the day that we win.
Speaker 2: Feel it.
Speaker 1: I feel it's our third day in a row playing
Speaker 1: song quiz, and the category is classic rock, normally a
Speaker 1: stronghold for us. Yeah, we normally dominate, but we've struggled lately.
Speaker 1: But let's see if we can do it today. Echo
Speaker 1: play song quiz.
Speaker 4: Welcome back to song Quiz. How many people want to
Speaker 4: play song quiz one? To play a music decade, say decade.
Speaker 4: To play a brand new music genre, say genre genre.
Speaker 4: Choose a music genre. You can say today's top hits,
Speaker 4: stay at home party boy bands versus girl bands. Try
Speaker 4: the featured playlist two thousands hip.
Speaker 1: Hop, or say more classic rock.
Speaker 4: Starting your seventies classic rock game. Your opponent is Andrea,
Speaker 4: and don't forget about your lifelines. They're there if you
Speaker 4: need them. Question one for ten points.
Speaker 1: Kiss, Kiss, rock and roll all night.
Speaker 4: Blazon blazon You got the full twenty points. All right,
Speaker 4: Your score is twenty and Andrea's score is ten. Question
Speaker 4: two of five for ten points.
Speaker 1: Easy, Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker's Refugee Eureka.
Speaker 4: You got the full twenty points. I said, your score
Speaker 4: is forty and Andrea's score is thirty. Question three for
Speaker 4: ten points.
Speaker 1: I got it, Aerosmith walk this way.
Speaker 4: Her Boom boom, full twenty points. Your score is sixty,
Speaker 4: and Andrea's score is thirty. Question four for twenty points.
Speaker 1: I know I know Rolling Stones Angie.
Speaker 4: Solid Wow, you got the full thirty points. Your score
Speaker 4: is ninety and Andrea's score is sixty. It's time for
Speaker 4: the song whiz bonus round question five for forty points.
Speaker 1: Charlie Daniel's band Devil went down to Georgia.
Speaker 4: The song was Wham Bam Shanga Lang by Silver. Your
Speaker 4: score is ninety and Andrea's score is sixty. Yes, positive vibrations.
Speaker 2: Oh if she got it, we'd still be in song quiz.
Speaker 1: Who has ever heard of that? Wham Bam Shama Langa
Speaker 1: ding Dong Yeah by Silver? Yeah, no idea. That song
Speaker 1: was never a hit.
Speaker 2: All right? It sounded like you played all by yourself.
Speaker 2: I knew the first three, I did not know the
Speaker 2: last two.
Speaker 1: You didn't know Angie from Rolling Stone.
Speaker 2: I did not know Angie from Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1: It's a good song.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a fine song.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to dig into my Rolling Stones collection today.
Speaker 1: That'd be fun to sit in my room like I
Speaker 1: did back when I was fifteen. Just listen to just
Speaker 1: listen to your headphones on, hoping your mom didn't holler
Speaker 1: at you.
Speaker 2: Those were good and mad because you can't hear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you have your headphones on.
Speaker 1: Pound on the door, Leave me alone. I was that kid.
Speaker 2: You were that kid, I know you were. I feel
Speaker 2: like could get glimpses of fourteen to fifteen year old Sandy.
Speaker 2: Everyone's start.
Speaker 1: I was a peach back, really peach stay with us
Speaker 1: more coming up. Air gongers unite. If you're not an
Speaker 1: air gonger, join us. There's a spot right at the
Speaker 1: end of our care don't care jingle where you raise
Speaker 1: your hand up and you strike the gong with us.
Speaker 1: If you do it, let us know text us seven
Speaker 1: three seven three zero one ninety six hundred. Here we go, Here.
Speaker 2: We go, now now so satisfying, Here we go, Sandy,
Speaker 2: Do you care? Don't care? To find out the average
Speaker 2: American's attention span.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's getting shorter and shorter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually a little bit longer than I expected.
Speaker 2: It's writ a about fifteen minutes. Way around fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: The average American will check their phone five times per
Speaker 2: episode while watching TV. If they're watching a movie, it's
Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes before they pick it up and want
Speaker 2: to do something else or look at their phone. Same
Speaker 2: for a TV show. Okay, podcast about nine minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's different. I thought it was more in the
Speaker 1: line of thinking, like, what's your attention of what? Like
Speaker 1: how long you'll stay with something on your phone? Like
Speaker 1: a TikTok type of.
Speaker 2: No, if you're trying to watch a movie, watch the show,
Speaker 2: how long you can pay attention before you feel the
Speaker 2: need to check your phone? Got you fifteen minutes, a
Speaker 2: little longer than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2: Here's a random fact you may be interested in. Do
Speaker 2: you care? Don't care to know? What they did to
Speaker 2: cure syphilis before there was penicillin.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, Well you put it that way, Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't. I have no worries of ever contracting that.
Speaker 2: Correct. So, before penicillin, the best available cure for syphilis
Speaker 2: was to intentionally give someone malaria. It cause such a
Speaker 2: high fever that it could kill off the bacteria causing
Speaker 2: Of course, there was a chance that it could kill you.
Speaker 1: The malaria might kill you we're correct. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's horrible.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what malaria is, You're like, as
Speaker 1: far as symptoms and stuff, I have no idea what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like it's something we don't
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to get it right.
Speaker 2: Sure, I really hope you care about this. Care or
Speaker 2: don't care to find out what the new prevention method
Speaker 2: is potentially for preventing shark attacks.
Speaker 1: I really don't put myself in the position to be
Speaker 1: attacked by a shark. But because you said I really
Speaker 1: want you to know this, right, then I'll say, yes,
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 2: Go into the ocean at all, you potentially could be
Speaker 2: eaten by a shark.
Speaker 1: It was the last time I was in the ocean.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying, but apparently
Speaker 2: the new prevention could be putting led lights on the
Speaker 2: bottoms of boards and making them flash, because apparently sharks
Speaker 2: use the dark outline like a seal outline.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they.
Speaker 2: See the dark outline against like the light of the
Speaker 2: sky behind the outline, and that's how they choose what
Speaker 2: they're going to attack. But when if there are led
Speaker 2: lights on the bottom of a board flashing. They can't
Speaker 2: make out the shape, so they're less likely to attack.
Speaker 1: I know they use LED lights for people that in
Speaker 1: like mobile homes, trailers, campers, things like that. They put
Speaker 1: them under meath because that keeps rats and mice away.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The vermin hate it and will stay away from the underpart,
Speaker 1: therefore they won't get in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well apparently it works on sharks too.
Speaker 1: Heck. Yeah, that's a pretty good idea. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: very good d Someone's going to get rich making surfboards
Speaker 1: and paddle boards and knee boards and stuff with the
Speaker 1: lights on a booty boards with the lights underneath. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty smart. That's care. Don't care. What's your name, Tricia,
Speaker 1: I'm Sandy Moore coming up. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: because Tricia and I are on a fitness journey together.
Speaker 2: God, please don't say it like that. Please don't say
Speaker 2: it like that, or.
Speaker 1: If it's just coincidence that I keep seeing these things
Speaker 1: about physical fitness and this is pretty interesting. According to
Speaker 1: the Mayo Clinic, these are the recommended push up levels
Speaker 1: by age.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is like the being able to stand
Speaker 2: on one foot, Yeah, test that we did a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So if you're if you're twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: women should be able to do A woman should be
Speaker 1: able to do twenty push ups. A man should be
Speaker 1: able to do twenty eight. Guarantee. When I was twenty five,
Speaker 1: I could do twenty eight push ups. Yeah, thirty five
Speaker 1: for a woman, nineteen twenty one for a guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: at forty five years old, a woman should be able
Speaker 1: to do fourteen push ups. A man should be able
Speaker 1: to do sixteen push ups. Now this is where we
Speaker 1: get to feel good about ourselves, DRIs, because you're not
Speaker 1: quite fifty five, but I am. And for a woman
Speaker 1: at fifty five should be able to.
Speaker 2: Do ten, Oh I can do ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can?
Speaker 2: You do more than ten, and it's a low bar.
Speaker 1: It is. And a dude should be able to do twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can do twelve push ups.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, aren't you fifty six?
Speaker 1: I am, but I was just rounding. I was like,
Speaker 1: did you I was just rounding? Yeah, if you're sixty
Speaker 1: five years old, a woman should be able to do
Speaker 1: ten push ups, and a dude should be able to
Speaker 1: do ten. Also at sixty five years old, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like I saw a story similar to this, and
Speaker 2: they do say they do allow if you can't do
Speaker 2: a full on plank push up that it's okay to
Speaker 2: do it from your knees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, until you build up the strength.
Speaker 2: Till you build up the strength. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right. Our daughter can crank out some push ups. She
Speaker 1: did fifty six last year in a.
Speaker 2: Competition crazy at a drill meet competition.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Did you remember a couple of weeks ago we talked
Speaker 2: about one of the indicators of fitness is how long
Speaker 2: you can stand on one leg, on your non dominant leg.
Speaker 2: You have to be able to stand for at least
Speaker 2: thirty seconds without losing your balance or falling over. Did
Speaker 2: you ever try it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did. I did it.
Speaker 2: I totally did in the shower.
Speaker 1: It meant you were old. That's dangerous. What if you'd
Speaker 1: have fallen in the shower fall?
Speaker 2: I stopped it. I stopped it. I think ninety seconds.
Speaker 2: I could have kept going.
Speaker 1: I don't need you falling in the shower, fall in
Speaker 1: the shower. I have to take care of you.
Speaker 2: I was standing on one leg. Had I felt like
Speaker 2: I was going to I could have put my other
Speaker 2: legs on a slippery syrf that was much smart, Sandy,
Speaker 2: I was fine.
Speaker 1: Just have to take things too far.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. I was never in any danger.
Speaker 2: You don't worried about me. You're worried about yourself having
Speaker 2: to take care of me.
Speaker 1: If I yes, I am true love, don't act like
Speaker 1: you don't think the same thing. You don't take care
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: Don't you do anything to make me have to take
Speaker 2: care of you at an early age.
Speaker 1: Put me in a home.
Speaker 2: I will put you in a home.
Speaker 1: I'll be dirty at that home, might be.
Speaker 2: I'll try and pick a good one that won't. Must
Speaker 2: let you be stinky.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that kind of dirty.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you meant you mean dirty dirty you're
Speaker 2: still going to be married?
Speaker 1: No, No, you put me in a home. We're no
Speaker 1: longer married. You put me in the home. That's it. Yea.
Speaker 2: If I've put you in the home, it's because you
Speaker 2: can't get around on your own. How do you think
Speaker 2: you're going to be dirty in the home if you
Speaker 2: can't move around, so you.
Speaker 1: Don't know what the will of a man can do.
Speaker 1: You underestimate me, ridiculous, underestimate those.
Speaker 2: Ladies in at home have anything to do with you.
Speaker 1: They will after a while. Yeah, we'll talk him and
Speaker 1: do it. I'll sweet talk him in between putting in
Speaker 1: your bed.
Speaker 2: You can't get up.
Speaker 1: Stay with us. We've got more coming up.