Speaker 1: All right, this is the final segment of the week
Speaker 1: of the Ben and Skin Show. All Right, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a little weird because it's me Kevin with
Speaker 1: Christina Ray.
Speaker 2: Benin Skin both bailed on their own show.
Speaker 3: Shut out to Ben, who's a little sick.
Speaker 1: Skin's got MAVs duty tonight. He's got a lot of
Speaker 1: gambling debts that he's got to pay. That's why he
Speaker 1: has so many side jobs. He owes a lot of
Speaker 1: mob people a lot of money. So let's do the
Speaker 1: intro thing for the final thing.
Speaker 3: Thank you too for Tado Barbecue here in the Dallas
Speaker 3: Farmers Market for having us today.
Speaker 1: I've been here before before today because I like it
Speaker 1: so much, and I came to get some good food
Speaker 1: two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: And that's just a brag. You should come here.
Speaker 1: You can go to the one in Mansfield, Arlington once
Speaker 1: baseball season fires up, two little spots in the ballpark.
Speaker 1: They're awesome. Best barbecue in town. Bar Nunn, thank you
Speaker 1: to her title for having us. Hopefully they'll have us back.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 1: So yesterday you might have seen the news that Cowboys
Speaker 1: offensive lineman Zach Martin retired.
Speaker 3: He'd had enough I.
Speaker 2: Didn't realize he'd been with them for so long.
Speaker 3: Eleven years, yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Wait it went by that fast.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it was nine or ten years of
Speaker 1: service and then only seven holding penalties. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: a machine and he's a great guy. But I have
Speaker 1: some audio that I have to bring back from the
Speaker 1: past because long ago we were just when Travis Frederick
Speaker 1: was a rookie in twenty thirteen, we did some event
Speaker 1: with him and we got to know him very well.
Speaker 3: He became a good friend.
Speaker 1: Zach Martin gets drafted the next year and he and
Speaker 1: Travis Frederick become best buds just like that. So it's
Speaker 1: the off season after Zack Martin's rookie year and we're like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do something, and Ben comes up with this incredible
Speaker 1: layout and premise of a prank. And the idea is
Speaker 1: that he is a rich Jewish father who is going
Speaker 1: to pay Zach Martin and Travis Frederick a big sum
Speaker 1: of money if they just show up to the son
Speaker 1: Noah's bar Mitzvah. The son Noah is played by skin
Speaker 1: Wade in this scene, and I only pulled three minutes
Speaker 1: of it. It's a long twenty minute thing. This is
Speaker 1: a prank that I'm telling you with such a big deal.
Speaker 1: The Dallas Morning News wrote a story about this prank
Speaker 1: ten years ago, which is weird to see, like radio
Speaker 1: show pranks, cowboys, offensive linemen, very strang that. So you'll
Speaker 1: hear Ben playing the role of mister Cohen skin is Noah.
Speaker 1: And then you have Travis Frederick who's in on the prank,
Speaker 1: kind of setting it up for Zach Martin, and it
Speaker 1: goes a little something like.
Speaker 3: This, I haven't let crank to here.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 5: We want you guys to get Grandma Rose.
Speaker 4: You guys take a giant bucket of freezing cold gatorade
Speaker 4: and you're gonna dump it on unsuspecting Grandma Rose.
Speaker 5: She's a pistol. She'll love it. It'll be hilarious. Gotcha,
Speaker 5: Grana Roads.
Speaker 4: Okay, I wanted to be ice cold. I wanted to
Speaker 4: scare her. I want to blow her away. Our expectation
Speaker 4: is that you guys will arrive at the omni full pads, helmet,
Speaker 4: shoulder pads, pants, pant pads, cleats, tape, whatever you do.
Speaker 4: We want it to look authentic, and Noah will know
Speaker 4: if it's not. So we want you to come decked
Speaker 4: out and it's part of the fee. I need full uniforms.
Speaker 5: We should be We'll be in Dallas to make that happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's Zach Martin just telling you that he's happy
Speaker 1: to throw a gatorade bucket on Grandma Roads.
Speaker 2: Did he tell them how old she was?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, but I mean Grandma you would never do.
Speaker 1: But he's like agreed to do it now if they
Speaker 1: haven't tucked fees yet.
Speaker 3: And they have to show up full uniform too, which
Speaker 3: is funny.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll just talk to Micha. We can talk to
Speaker 5: Mike Frank.
Speaker 4: I don't care whoever you got to talk to, but
Speaker 4: just come in uniform. I'm talking from the time you
Speaker 4: pull up in the valet will usher you into the
Speaker 4: ballroom babing ba boom. They sitn't gonna take long if
Speaker 4: you guys are on your game. Here's a little man,
Speaker 4: hum stuff he little Noah.
Speaker 5: Hold on a second.
Speaker 4: Uh this is Travis Frederick of the Dallas Cowboys, who
Speaker 4: you wanted us as well as Zach Martin.
Speaker 5: So so hold on, gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Uh so, Nancy talked to know. So we are we're
Speaker 4: deally I one of the reasons we want you the
Speaker 4: fees we've agreed to. Travis, your fee is thirty thousand dollars. Zach,
Speaker 4: your fee is five thousand, and we're that's we're discussed
Speaker 4: and we're good.
Speaker 5: There are we?
Speaker 4: Okay? There, guys, I hear a lot of silence. I'm
Speaker 4: trying to I got other stuff to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: What I don't understand was that is there a communication here?
Speaker 4: If we get Romo, I would be willing to pay
Speaker 4: him one fifty, but for a secondary lineman and it's
Speaker 4: just an offensive lineman.
Speaker 5: I got five. I thought you agreed on deal with
Speaker 5: that we'd get the same.
Speaker 4: Uh. I apologize if there was a miscommunication. I just
Speaker 4: I'm not made of money. And you know this is
Speaker 4: noah Special day. Now that I'm finding out he doesn't
Speaker 4: really know who Zach is, it's a little bit harder
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 5: But I still can pay him five.
Speaker 4: And it's a lot of money and it only should
Speaker 4: only take about two hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean I would have to just
Speaker 2: let trap do it.
Speaker 1: If it's totally five.
Speaker 2: That's no disrespect you guys.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna break it. You're gonna break his heart.
Speaker 4: Hold on, uh, Noah, Zach is saying he's out, He's Zach.
Speaker 5: I don't even know who that is. I don't know
Speaker 5: who that is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Would you do it for twelve five?
Speaker 5: I'm going to talk to Travis about about this.
Speaker 2: We can get back to here.
Speaker 4: But there's one more thing I need Travis to tell you.
Speaker 5: The last thing.
Speaker 1: What's that everybody.
Speaker 4: Loves the pranks I started.
Speaker 5: You're talking to Ben Cohen there, Ben Rogers.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are.
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 5: There's no all right?
Speaker 1: So that was like ten years ago, and Zach I
Speaker 1: had Ben has the picture. Zach had taken notes of
Speaker 1: everything that Ben was acting, actually writing it all down,
Speaker 1: like dump the gatorade on Grandma rows Well.
Speaker 2: Again, the fact that he didn't just hang up once
Speaker 2: the kids are yelling, and then once he took the
Speaker 2: offer downrespectful.
Speaker 1: Well another thing that they had agreed to do. And
Speaker 1: obviously Travis is just going on with it. But Zach Martin,
Speaker 1: it's kind of your second year in the league, so
Speaker 1: he's still knew and you can do an event and
Speaker 1: make a little extra money.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Another thing was to get into the cake with Noah
Speaker 1: and give him the birds and the bees talk at the.
Speaker 3: Barmits, Yeah, and they're agreed to do it. And it's
Speaker 3: like on the notes, birds and bees in the cake.
Speaker 1: So you know, congratulations, a good career to our friends
Speaker 1: Zach Martin, and that.
Speaker 3: Prank is just it's perfect.
Speaker 1: And there's a twenty minute version, of course, but we're
Speaker 1: not going to play all that. A couple other things, Christina, Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this one, but I think
Speaker 1: we have time to do it. The Yankees have famously
Speaker 1: never had beards and mustaches.
Speaker 3: They've had a no facial hair policy.
Speaker 2: And is there any real reason why.
Speaker 1: I think they were just trying to like kind of
Speaker 1: just have a little power. I really don't understand. And today,
Speaker 1: after all these years, they announced that you've got.
Speaker 3: A good groomed beard, you can have some facial hair.
Speaker 5: In beards.
Speaker 1: So it's very strange, Like I get it, like even
Speaker 1: two thousand, I do think times have changed a lot,
Speaker 1: but to not.
Speaker 3: Allow your people to have facial hair.
Speaker 1: As nuts, Like I would hate to play for the
Speaker 1: Yankees for that reason, Like I don't want to ever,
Speaker 1: Like I've shaved my face and I won't I'll grow
Speaker 1: the beard out and then I'll shave it clean.
Speaker 2: And it's also the whole like being told, hey, no
Speaker 2: you can't. Yeah, it's like, well now I want to
Speaker 2: just because you said no.
Speaker 1: It's a little strange. So that's a that's a story.
Speaker 1: It's kind of taken off.
Speaker 2: Well, it's weird that. Yeah, they just decided just now yeah, right,
Speaker 2: so it's okay to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The statement reads very weird too, and you're ready it
Speaker 1: like we've decided, after much reflection that we will allow
Speaker 1: allow beards, goatees, mustaches. So uh, Diddy's lawyer has quite Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's uh, I've had enough. There's no way out of
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: Not a good sign.
Speaker 3: It is not a signed.
Speaker 1: It is still wild though, as we're just waiting on
Speaker 1: trials to happen like this one.
Speaker 3: We talked about Luigi earlier in the show.
Speaker 1: These are all weird cases where well, Luigi's there's way
Speaker 1: more evidence in the Luigi case then there is the Diddy.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we didn't really get into that earlier, like
Speaker 2: he pleaded not guilty and it's like you are on camera.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean, there were all just assuming that it
Speaker 1: was him because it looks like him. And then there's
Speaker 1: the footage from at the hostel where he's flirting.
Speaker 3: With the hostess. Right, they said he was flirting. I
Speaker 3: think they just said that because he's Italian. I think
Speaker 3: that's like just he just smiled at her. He just
Speaker 3: smiled like everyone I smile at everyone. I see, no
Speaker 3: one's accusing me of flirting, right, It's nice. But if
Speaker 3: I was Italian, it's like, hey, hey, whoa buddy?
Speaker 5: Easy?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but yeah, Diddy's lawyer is like, I'm out,
Speaker 1: So Diddy's got have to get another lawyer now. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's not like a huge line of people
Speaker 1: who are like, I'm willing to take this twenty years.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be just for like the fame.
Speaker 2: It's so aspect, right, because you know you're not gonna
Speaker 2: win that case.
Speaker 1: You know, it does get your name in the news, right,
Speaker 1: Like I would have thought that for the OJ case,
Speaker 1: even though I was too young at the time to
Speaker 1: fully understand it. I mean I was six when that happened,
Speaker 1: but you still remember the images of it being on
Speaker 1: court TV all the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that was really.
Speaker 1: Good and it ended up being really good for Johnny Cochran, Right, well.
Speaker 2: You brought that up. Kim, doesn't she have a lot
Speaker 2: of degree? Okay when she could try?
Speaker 3: Okay, Kim Kardashian, Yes.
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian of her father.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is genius actually, I mean, how good is that?
Speaker 2: It's like you want to prove yourself. You want to
Speaker 2: prove to everyone how smart you are.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I'm ready for this trial now. Like people
Speaker 1: would watch that all day. They're gonna watch it all day.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 3: I do think it will be interesting to.
Speaker 1: Find out how many names come out of who went
Speaker 1: to those parties. But let me just say it is
Speaker 1: a good name for like a party like now, it's
Speaker 1: got a negative connotation to it, but hey, we're having
Speaker 1: a big freak off.
Speaker 3: Come on over. No, no, not good.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I would think that's weird, all right, And that's why
Speaker 3: Diddy's lawyer has quit. Christina's right again.
Speaker 1: Go see her Sunday night at Andy's and Denton sell
Speaker 1: no pizza. If you don't know Nirvana cover band, we
Speaker 1: all love Nirvana. We play a crap ton in Nirvana
Speaker 1: on this station, and a stone Table Pilots band playing
Speaker 1: as well. So that's pretty cool. That's what Christina is
Speaker 1: doing this weekend. Hope everyone has a.
Speaker 3: Good, safe weekend.
Speaker 1: Protect those pipes, the pets, the people, what's the fourth one?
Speaker 1: And plants and plants the four piece for one more
Speaker 1: night and then we're in the clear, hopefully springtime weather.
Speaker 1: I've proved that that groundhog was was wrong. Thank you
Speaker 1: to her Tato Barbecue at the Dallas Farmers Market for
Speaker 1: having us come out and get some barbecue this weekend.
Speaker 3: Please do that.
Speaker 1: Christina Ray is going to stick around and play four
Speaker 1: more hours of rock music.
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend, everybody. We love you.