Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh he'd liked
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Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, hey everybody, aj Benza
Speaker 1: this is your daily unfiltered podcast for Famous a Bit
Speaker 1: for January twenty first, twenty twenty five. Oh one to one,
Speaker 1: too well to five. Let me just finish this text
Speaker 1: to Joey. Okay, he's asking me how things are going?
Speaker 1: How things are going? Jesus Christ, don't even ask me.
Speaker 1: Everything is crazy. Everything is wild, my life, my personal life, business,
Speaker 1: you name it. But forget all that shit. How is
Speaker 1: it not? How is it not impossible? I have to
Speaker 1: talk about today's inauguration. Today being Monday, it's Monday evening.
Speaker 1: I'm watching Ohio State beat Notre Dame, which I didn't
Speaker 1: bet it, but I had Ohio State. I'm fucking six
Speaker 1: and one the last few weeks. I'm on fire. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I didn't put any money up, so who cares either way. Look,
Speaker 1: I laid in bed, walk up at five point fifteen,
Speaker 1: and I'm just waiting, waiting for all the festivities to begin.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. This will not be a politics show. Maybe
Speaker 1: two or three more minutes, then the next thirty five
Speaker 1: will be all whatever the fuck. But look, I've been
Speaker 1: on the phone texting back and forth with the Great
Speaker 1: Zeeva Palmer and of course the Great Catherine Stewart, the
Speaker 1: three of us talking about the inauguration and what's been happening.
Speaker 1: And it all began when, right before things got underway,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden decided to pardon all these assholes that I'll
Speaker 1: get into later. But let me just tell you something.
Speaker 1: When I finally got from the bedroom to the living room,
Speaker 1: turned the big TV on, laid on the couch, had
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, and my first thing I see
Speaker 1: is Melania walking out, walking out of a car, the plane,
Speaker 1: in the car, whatever she was in. But I just
Speaker 1: saw her that beautiful navy blue coat and the hat.
Speaker 1: Now I know some people want to go, oh that hat.
Speaker 1: She looked like the Hamburglar, get out of here. She
Speaker 1: looked classy and gorgeous. If Jackie Oh wore that, it
Speaker 1: would be a poster, it'd be a frame picture around America.
Speaker 1: She's got class and she showed it. If you don't
Speaker 1: like her husband, you can't take it out on her. Clearly,
Speaker 1: the woman knows how to dress and how to look
Speaker 1: so perfectly put together for a specific day. And I
Speaker 1: cannot say the same for Kamala Harris, who was walking
Speaker 1: around with a bunch of zippers on our top today
Speaker 1: like she was in the nineteen eighties, listening to the
Speaker 1: flock of seagulls. What are you doing, Kamala? Who gives
Speaker 1: a shit? I'll tell you what really pissed me off.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful time, beautiful ceremony. It's a tradition in
Speaker 1: American politics, you root for the president of the United States,
Speaker 1: whether you're blue or red. Last night I was talking
Speaker 1: to a longtime buddy of ours. Actually he was Jack's
Speaker 1: friend since college. Ramsey, the Great Ramsey, Daddy love him.
Speaker 1: That's the guy. We used to go to his house
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving and play touch football before the turkey was served,
Speaker 1: me Jack, Joey, Jackie Chico against him and his two sons,
Speaker 1: Jordan and Evan, a couple of friends, and we'd have
Speaker 1: such great games before the turkey was served. Ramsey is
Speaker 1: a staunch liberal, and we were talking last night about
Speaker 1: life and things, and that his wife died He's been
Speaker 1: with another woman for several years now, Louise, wonderful woman,
Speaker 1: and he's eighty years old. He's happy. And we were
Speaker 1: talking about how important it is not to be alone,
Speaker 1: to just know you've got someone next to you. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about sex and all that kind of fun stuff,
Speaker 1: but just to know when you leave work, or you're
Speaker 1: in your car, or you're boarding a plane or whatever
Speaker 1: you're doing, you know you can call someone and say, hey,
Speaker 1: i'll be down, I'll be here in twenty minutes, and
Speaker 1: then you know, can you put this in a microwave
Speaker 1: you want to start the cooking. Whatever it is, it's
Speaker 1: a great feeling. It connects you to the people in
Speaker 1: your life who keep you breathing, who keep your heart pumping,
Speaker 1: because if you stay lonely too long, as me and
Speaker 1: Ramsey spoke last night, we'd do a number on you. Man.
Speaker 1: And you know, Ramsey is a guy. Not to make
Speaker 1: this about him, but you know he was married to
Speaker 1: the great Barbara Dabby for many years. I mean, the
Speaker 1: amount of fun we had with them, I can't even
Speaker 1: describe it. Forty years of great times and you know
Speaker 1: she died years back, and you know, you're in your
Speaker 1: sixties and suddenly you're alone. And he's very lucky to
Speaker 1: have found someone. And yes, he's a liberal, and so
Speaker 1: is this woman, and that's okay. And we both talked
Speaker 1: about shit last night and he was giving me shit.
Speaker 1: I was giving him shit. But we both agreed. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for the president. I mean, I could have
Speaker 1: ripped Biden three different assholes, but I didn't want to
Speaker 1: do that. I said, Rammer, Look, man, we got a
Speaker 1: root for the guy, right. He goes absolutely absolutely aged.
Speaker 1: We got a root from I got a picture of
Speaker 1: him and Jack wearing bandanas and do rags on their
Speaker 1: head on the front lawn of my house in nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty seven. I was five years old and Ramsey has
Speaker 1: my two hands and Jack has my two feet and
Speaker 1: they're swinging me around like a rag doll. That's how
Speaker 1: far we go back. And while this was happening, several
Speaker 1: years later, Jackie was born, then Barbara and Ramsey had Jordan,
Speaker 1: who we call Jojo, who now is a big executive
Speaker 1: at Macy's. He's the guy behind the fireworks display and
Speaker 1: that Macy's Thanksgiving parade. We've had such a ball with
Speaker 1: these people. What fun, I reminded him, because Ramsey forgets.
Speaker 1: Remember I took that black girl to your house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: I don't know, twenty something years ago, twenty five years
Speaker 1: I don't know ahe I said, you don't remember a
Speaker 1: black girl in your Jewish household on Thanksgiving? Oh I remember? Now,
Speaker 1: rememb're laughing, I said, yeah, she a few years ago
Speaker 1: she threw her little three year old son out the
Speaker 1: window of a condo or actually a Manhattan hotel. Then
Speaker 1: she jumped. Three seconds later. They both died because it
Speaker 1: was a custody battle over her son. This is a
Speaker 1: girl I dated, Stephanie Adams. I mean, you just don't
Speaker 1: know what people are like. But I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: illustrate how much fun and how many miles we've had together. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: I like Milania's hat. That's that for a segue. I
Speaker 1: liked her hat. I like how beautiful she looks. And
Speaker 1: you have to remember, as I told the great Catherine
Speaker 1: Steward and ZeVA Palmer today, you have to remember back
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety five, I remember being out at nightclubs
Speaker 1: and lounges and tippy top restaurants and seeing Milania now
Speaker 1: out canows now silent k however you pronounce it. The
Speaker 1: beautiful Milania was a model out and about and men
Speaker 1: were after her. I wasn't I had a girlfriend, and
Speaker 1: when I didn't, she you know, looked to be like
Speaker 1: the kind of girl I would never even have a
Speaker 1: chance with. But she was out there at the lounges
Speaker 1: at Cosla Feme, at twenty one Club, beautiful Nino's Restaurant,
Speaker 1: beautiful places, and as wow, that's you. Who's that? Oh
Speaker 1: that's Millennia. She's hot. Yeah. And then Trump latches on
Speaker 1: to my ex girlfriend Kara, and that whole thing happened,
Speaker 1: and after him and Kara split, blah blah blah, he
Speaker 1: gets Milania, and what a crazy ride has been. But
Speaker 1: I told Ziva and the Great Catherine Stewart, you know
Speaker 1: how weird it is for me to see this inauguration day,
Speaker 1: to see the festivity and the pageantry, and think about
Speaker 1: where I was with these people so many years ago,
Speaker 1: threatening his life on Howard Stern and and him suing
Speaker 1: me for twenty million dollars, and just so many crazy
Speaker 1: things happen. Then thank god, we buried the hatchet and
Speaker 1: I've been able to speak to him before he ran,
Speaker 1: and even after he won the first time. Haven't spoken
Speaker 1: to him since, but I'm working on that. I want
Speaker 1: to get back in touch with him and his people,
Speaker 1: and that would be great stuff for the podcast and
Speaker 1: just great stuff for me period. But look at she
Speaker 1: looked beautiful. He looked great. Jd Van's his wife and
Speaker 1: the kids. That made me so happy to see children.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful moment. The whole day was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Even Kamala's husband was mouthing the words to carry underwood,
Speaker 1: singing acappella. Kamala wouldn't do it. Kamala, how what the
Speaker 1: fuck you pronounce it? I'll never care again, as if
Speaker 1: I ever did. Joe Biden was mouthing the words, even
Speaker 1: Jill was, but not Kamala. She kept her trap shut.
Speaker 1: And I know many of you are watching things on
Speaker 1: social media, particularly Instagram, and seeing what artificial intelligence has
Speaker 1: been doing with these videos. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: know how in the next several years, decade, two decades,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. You can place any man or woman
Speaker 1: with any other man and a woman any place in
Speaker 1: the world and make your partner believe you're cheating or
Speaker 1: you rob something, stole something, beat someone, up, shot someone.
Speaker 1: Ai is incredible. You've seen the videos of Kama looking
Speaker 1: like a prostitute and Trump playing the electric guitar. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's amazing, and it's also scary. You know what else
Speaker 1: is scary? People have to jump by Malania's off And
Speaker 1: of course I get it. She's too big for that.
Speaker 1: People ask me, you think she'll get magazine covers now?
Speaker 1: She doesn't give a shit. Magazines are a dying medium.
Speaker 1: You think Donald Trump is second go around in the
Speaker 1: White House, You think he is clamoring for a vanity
Speaker 1: fair cover. She doesn't give a shit. She got the
Speaker 1: world by the short hairs man, and she earned it.
Speaker 1: And not only that. I gotta hear Gail King. Gail
Speaker 1: King decides to say on TV Today that she looked
Speaker 1: over the crowd that this inauguration, and even though it
Speaker 1: was MLK Day, she really didn't see that many people
Speaker 1: of color in the crowd. Do you really what I mean?
Speaker 1: I didn't see any midgets, I didn't see many Asians.
Speaker 1: I didn't see a whole lot of people from India.
Speaker 1: I didn't see a lot of Native Americans. What else
Speaker 1: do you want to say? I didn't see many down
Speaker 1: syndrome people either, But Gail King, there were black people
Speaker 1: in the audience, for Christ's sake, look harder. What a
Speaker 1: bunch of bullshit, Hey, Gail, I didn't see many people
Speaker 1: of color. And Oprah's bedroom eedis who shut your useless
Speaker 1: pie hole up? What is it about these people who
Speaker 1: work on these TV shows? They think because they are
Speaker 1: paid extravagant salaries, and even though their ratings are in
Speaker 1: the toilet, they actually believe what they say will carry
Speaker 1: weight and move people to think the way they think.
Speaker 1: And I can say this from experience when I was
Speaker 1: you know, had my years on top and was around
Speaker 1: all the famous people and had TV shows and movies
Speaker 1: and books and having fun with every big name you
Speaker 1: can imagine. Yeah, there were times I thought I was
Speaker 1: more important than I was. But then, luckily for me,
Speaker 1: I had some friends who kept me in check. Okay,
Speaker 1: not just friends, Joey Jackie, my cousin, Mario, Tony FEddi, Chico, Gay, Kevin.
Speaker 1: They would tell me, oh, whoa sold down? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? He be can't nah stop. They had me
Speaker 1: in check as best as they could. But for starters,
Speaker 1: there are plenty of people of color at the festivities
Speaker 1: and whether or not you saw as many as you want,
Speaker 1: as if that matters you watch you ball breaker, Gail King.
Speaker 1: Trump will do more for people of color than Biden
Speaker 1: and even Obama ever did. Excuse me, Obama to the
Speaker 1: opposite of bringing people together. He separated whites and blacks. Ugh,
Speaker 1: don't get me started. And by the way, don't forget Trump.
Speaker 1: Trump almost doubled his support among black voters compared with
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. And you're supposed to be an esteemed newswoman,
Speaker 1: Gail King, in addition to being Oprah's scissor sister. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you know that? Fact? The fuck is with these
Speaker 1: quote unquote newspeople journalists? And Gail's got a long track
Speaker 1: record of working in the news. She's not just Oprah's friend.
Speaker 1: Gail's been at it for a long time. What is
Speaker 1: with these people deciding to skip over the fact that
Speaker 1: more blacks voted for Trump than ever before. What an embarrassment?
Speaker 1: And like I said, Gail King is an award winning journalist.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck award she won, who cares? But she's
Speaker 1: an award winning journalist and co host of CBS Mornings
Speaker 1: She's also editor at large of Oprah Daily, which I
Speaker 1: know all of you can't get your hands on quick enough.
Speaker 1: Who even cares what Oprah says anymore? I still open
Speaker 1: up the New York Posts and this articles. Here's what
Speaker 1: Oprah says. So the must has for this Christmas season?
Speaker 1: The fuck? No one cares what you must have? This
Speaker 1: seventeen hundred dollars chair. No, I don't need it. Gil's
Speaker 1: also the editor at Lodge of Oprah Daly, and she
Speaker 1: hosts Gail King in the House, which I'm sure many
Speaker 1: of you watch or listen to. Wast not not watch,
Speaker 1: you listen to it. It's a live weekly radio show
Speaker 1: on Sirius XM, Gail King and the Houseboy and CBS
Speaker 1: wonders why their ratings are in the toilet, and other
Speaker 1: networks wonder why people have stopped watching their bullshit lies. Actually,
Speaker 1: two nights ago, I forget what I was watching, but
Speaker 1: it ended and suddenly Hollywood Squares came on the new version.
Speaker 1: And that black guy I think he's on CBS with
Speaker 1: with Gail. He's another one with the tight pants, the
Speaker 1: short pants, the tight suits. You know, I just I
Speaker 1: can't take it. He's the host, and there's Whitney Cummings,
Speaker 1: who let me tell you, Whitney Cummings to comic. I
Speaker 1: think is so pretty. I think she's beautiful. She's got
Speaker 1: this baby. Now we've talked about this. We don't know
Speaker 1: who the dad is. She may have went to a
Speaker 1: Spurm Bank. Very cute little boy. I always heart her
Speaker 1: pictures or her videos of her child. I wish they'm
Speaker 1: nothing but a wonderful life. I think Whitney is, like
Speaker 1: I said, beautiful, funny. She's actually being red pilled a bit.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are in Hollywood these days. She
Speaker 1: has this boyfriend, this old skateboarder who I haven't seen
Speaker 1: their videos since the fires began, which is good news
Speaker 1: because she doesn't belong with that square. I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: be so personal. I actually get man. When people are
Speaker 1: like or dating people I don't like, it makes me
Speaker 1: pissed off. Oh let me just say, by the way,
Speaker 1: let me take this opportunity to say I made an
Speaker 1: error on yesterday's show by saying that Snoop Dogg DJ
Speaker 1: did mar A Lago. I'm sorry he didn't DJ mar Loco.
Speaker 1: He DJ'ed in Washington, DC, very close to the White House,
Speaker 1: obviously DJing a Trump victory party hosted by some crypto
Speaker 1: king who I could care less about because I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck about crypto, never touch it, learn about it,
Speaker 1: care about it. But in my opinion, that still means
Speaker 1: he worked and made money in supporting Donald Trump's endeavor.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Sorry, I got the geography wrong, but
Speaker 1: he's still decided to get a check from Trump, and
Speaker 1: there's a lot of rappers like that. Nelly had to
Speaker 1: face down an argument from people on social media saying
Speaker 1: why are you doing it. He's like, hey, man, I'm
Speaker 1: just supporting the president of the unit. I'm supporting the office.
Speaker 1: You know, Kamala didn't give me any money. Obama didn't
Speaker 1: give me anybody to sing. You see what they're doing now.
Speaker 1: And there's other guys, young rappers like not Bad Bunny
Speaker 1: or these other assholes you hear about, but younger guys
Speaker 1: that many of us don't know what. They're very popular,
Speaker 1: they make a lot of money, and then telling people
Speaker 1: straight up. One guy was showing the amount of money
Speaker 1: he had in his hand that quote unquote Trump paid him,
Speaker 1: which is not really accurate, but he was paid to
Speaker 1: singing or dance to do whatever the hell he does.
Speaker 1: So you've got a lot of people of color who
Speaker 1: are feeling very different than when Gail King wants you
Speaker 1: to think. But I didn't think I could hate Joe
Speaker 1: Biden more. I didn't want to go out. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to hate him as he went out. Let me
Speaker 1: put it that way. I wanted to feel sympathy for
Speaker 1: the guy. We're all gonna be there at some point,
Speaker 1: unless we die young, before we get to that bitter,
Speaker 1: not bitter, that that unfortunate edge of dementia Parkinson's whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck he's got. Man, I got people in my
Speaker 1: life who are suffering from that. My wife's mother is
Speaker 1: dementia Parkinson's what she's doing to keep her not only
Speaker 1: her mom, but her mom's her husband gonna stepdad. It's awful.
Speaker 1: They're both in their eighties and they're just not themselves.
Speaker 1: And I swear to God, Biden sounds less intelligent than
Speaker 1: they do. And he's running the country, or he was
Speaker 1: running the country. Thank god, we crossed that line. And
Speaker 1: as I told ZeVA and Catherine Stewart, I feel like
Speaker 1: we've all been a fox in a foxhol for four
Speaker 1: years and now we went through a war together, and
Speaker 1: we're tight. We're so tight no one can separate us
Speaker 1: because we were down here in the trenches supporting Trump,
Speaker 1: shouting Trump and just bull just not taking the bullshit
Speaker 1: that he went through, and we stood by him, and
Speaker 1: here we are, and that's why today was a great day.
Speaker 1: But I didn't think I could hate Joe Biden more.
Speaker 1: And then what he did in the last fifteen or
Speaker 1: twenty minutes of his presidency, the fact that he pardoned
Speaker 1: that for Gayzy, doctor Fauci, the evil one who was
Speaker 1: responsible for the death of millions, and the incompetent General
Speaker 1: Mark Millie, who was the worst asshole who's ever pinned
Speaker 1: medals to his chest. And then Biden goes ahead and
Speaker 1: pardons his family members. Hold it, wait a minute, excuse me, Well,
Speaker 1: what do you what? Ajay, you do the same thing. Look,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Like I said a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. As mad as I was that he
Speaker 1: pardoned his crackhead son Hunter, I understood it, and I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I do the same for my son,
Speaker 1: no matter how fucked up he was, because I'm a
Speaker 1: father and I would die for my kids. But why
Speaker 1: is Biden pardoning his other family members. Yeah, he issued
Speaker 1: preemptive pardons for several family members because he had concerns
Speaker 1: that they'll be targeted by baselic and politically motivatal investigations.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean, like what your Department of Justice and
Speaker 1: FBI did to Donald Trump for many, many years, that
Speaker 1: kind of politically motivated investigations, those baseless, politically motivatal investigations,
Speaker 1: You old asshole. See how dangerous he can be. At
Speaker 1: the very end, he was so infirmed and demented. We thought, listen,
Speaker 1: he's gonna stumble away. No, in the end, he got
Speaker 1: real fucking nasty. Joe knows faratu. At the end his
Speaker 1: final batch of pardons, his brother James Biden, James's wife
Speaker 1: Sarah Jones Biden, his younger sister Valerie Biden Owens, her
Speaker 1: husband John Owens, his brother Francis brought Francis Biden. What
Speaker 1: the fuck did they do? The issuance of these pardons
Speaker 1: should not be mistaken as an acknowledgment that they engaged
Speaker 1: in any wrongdoing, nor should acceptance be misconstrued as an
Speaker 1: admission of guilt for any offense. He said, who would
Speaker 1: do that? Unless you know that they could possibly be
Speaker 1: dragged into the illicit and illegal bullshit that the most
Speaker 1: corrupt president ever was involved in. Listen, guys, if I was,
Speaker 1: if I was ever president and stepping down, if I
Speaker 1: suddenly out of the blue, pardon my sister Rosalie and
Speaker 1: Jack and Joey and Julia and the two nieces, what
Speaker 1: the hell would you think? What do you think that means?
Speaker 1: It means they either know what kind of illegal shit
Speaker 1: went down, or they prospered from the illegal shit that
Speaker 1: went down. Probably both. Well, wake up, all right, let's
Speaker 1: move on. I went a little longer with politics, and
Speaker 1: I thought, but guys, it's fucking inauguration. They give me
Speaker 1: a break. I need to talk about a young woman
Speaker 1: who is really out of sorts. I want you guys
Speaker 1: to really think about this. And it's hard. It's hard
Speaker 1: to feel sorry for her or have any kind of empathy.
Speaker 1: I always confuse empathy and sympathy, but basically, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just hard to not feel bad for her, you know,
Speaker 1: because all she did was try to grab her dream
Speaker 1: and make her mark on the world. And listen, we
Speaker 1: all have different ideas about what that exactly means to
Speaker 1: all of us. I mean when did all of you, know,
Speaker 1: when did all of you recognize that moment in time
Speaker 1: when you just felt you finally understood what you needed
Speaker 1: to do to be seen, to be heard, to be known,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, maybe catch a little bit of fame.
Speaker 1: Maybe fly a little close to the sun. Why not
Speaker 1: send your wings. It's okay, it's okay wanting a dose
Speaker 1: of fame. It's no different than a little kid telling
Speaker 1: you he wants to be Superman when he grows up,
Speaker 1: or Spider Man. That's the thing that a lot of
Speaker 1: little boys think, even young men to tell you. There
Speaker 1: was a time when, many years ago when when my
Speaker 1: nephew Jackie was younger kid so into Spider Man it
Speaker 1: was crazy. We'd come out of a restaurant or something,
Speaker 1: and he'd say he would take his you know, his
Speaker 1: palms and turn him upside down and like shoot invisible
Speaker 1: webs and he goes. He would say, hell, what would
Speaker 1: you do if you was Spider Man? Would you fly
Speaker 1: to that building and that building? And me and Joy
Speaker 1: would go, what the fuck are you talking about? But
Speaker 1: he was so interested in that world. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, jack I'd fly to that building and swing
Speaker 1: over that building and go to the bridge and you know,
Speaker 1: slide down. I don't know, but that's where his mind was. Jackie,
Speaker 1: you know, always loved superhero movies and TV shows. That's
Speaker 1: why he made me watch the c W when I
Speaker 1: lived with him, and that's why as he got older,
Speaker 1: he loved professional wrestling during a time when we all
Speaker 1: thought he was look us in his mind, jack and
Speaker 1: I and Joey Rose. What was he doing up there
Speaker 1: screaming while these fake wrestling matches went on. This is
Speaker 1: in the eighties. I would say he was way ahead
Speaker 1: of the curve. Joey was way ahead of the UFC
Speaker 1: curve and eventually began to work there and became Dana
Speaker 1: White's right hand man. You know, we a lot of
Speaker 1: us in my family were ahead of the curve on
Speaker 1: things that Joey was the first to tell me. You
Speaker 1: gotta listen to podcasts. Joe Rogan. Fuck Joe Rogan. He's
Speaker 1: not funny. No what bro his podcast is great. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna listen to that shit. What do I do
Speaker 1: every day? If I wake up at three thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning, and I do I just go to my
Speaker 1: phone and start playing Rogan or two bears, one cave
Speaker 1: or your mother's house or your sister's asked, whatever the
Speaker 1: podcasts are called. I listened to them in one ear
Speaker 1: pod as I go to sleep and drift in and
Speaker 1: out of sleep because I love to hear people talk
Speaker 1: and stories because I'm a storyteller, so I love that shit.
Speaker 1: But it was great. Jackie was so into wrestling back then.
Speaker 1: You know, back then, Rosie had twelve thirteen, fourteen Yorkies.
Speaker 1: They were all related. Gypsy was the matriarch, and this
Speaker 1: was the third Gypsy at this point. There were two
Speaker 1: Gypsies before and the third Gypsy, I believe, if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken. There were so many dogs that were related
Speaker 1: that it was insane. The names jeter A, rod, Bella, Bochi, Cheeko,
Speaker 1: there was so many. And Jackie would take these dogs
Speaker 1: and do wrestling moves with them at the dining room
Speaker 1: table as we're finishing dinner. He'd take Chico or Gucci
Speaker 1: we called the Gucci num Numb and he would make
Speaker 1: Gucci Numb Numb stand up the whole time on the
Speaker 1: table eating dinner with her little hands up, and he said,
Speaker 1: don't you don't you dare put your legs down? Don't
Speaker 1: you dare He would say it so often her nickname
Speaker 1: became dare you, and she came to dare you and
Speaker 1: he would do you have no idea? I mean sharpshooters,
Speaker 1: atomic drops, four figure leg drop, you name it, Jackie
Speaker 1: did it? Let me put a pin in that for
Speaker 1: a moment. God bless my nephew. Jackie was so into
Speaker 1: pro wrestling that it was an absolute addiction. Now. I
Speaker 1: was introduced to professional wrestling in like nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1: I was in ninth grade and a girl named Debbie
Speaker 1: prisco you may have heard of her in the past,
Speaker 1: came up to my locker and gave me a note
Speaker 1: and kept walking. This is me, pimply face. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know corduroy pants, whatever the fuck I
Speaker 1: was wearing. He decides she likes me, and she had
Speaker 1: makeup and her hair was done right. Debbie was in
Speaker 1: eighth grade. She was thirteen and I was fourteen, but
Speaker 1: she was a little bit more advanced, and she wanted
Speaker 1: me to come over her house. No one ever did
Speaker 1: that to me. Her sister was Donna Priscoe, who was
Speaker 1: in my grade. And Donna was beautiful too, like, this
Speaker 1: is weird and I'm in class, And I said to Donna,
Speaker 1: your sister gave me a note to come over your
Speaker 1: house on sale. And she goes, then do it? Okay.
Speaker 1: Both of them wore makeup. No other girls were wearing makeup. Now,
Speaker 1: Donna and Debbie's dad died and they all lived in
Speaker 1: a split ranch house on Keith Lane. Why do I
Speaker 1: still remember the address? Nine twenty three Keith Lane on
Speaker 1: the right side. So, Debbie's mom was a big fan
Speaker 1: of professional wrestling, and she was also okay with allowing
Speaker 1: her thirteen year old daughter to take her new fourteen
Speaker 1: year old boyfriend downstairs into the finished basin, complete with
Speaker 1: paddling and a TV in the wall, black and white,
Speaker 1: and be alone with him. Meanwhile, Mommy Prisco, who also
Speaker 1: had her father in law living with her, He kept
Speaker 1: himself busy at the local supermarket, making sure the shopping
Speaker 1: carts were always placed nice in their slots. He was
Speaker 1: an old guy, sixty seven sixty eight seventy. We called
Speaker 1: them pops the whole neighborhood, numerous pops. Anyhow, while Debbie
Speaker 1: and I were downstairs, we'd be making out. I knew
Speaker 1: how to make out, and upstairs, Missus Prisco would be
Speaker 1: in her daughter's bedroom where they had the bunk beds.
Speaker 1: Debbie and Donna slept on bunk beds, and the youngest daughter, Doreen,
Speaker 1: slept on a single bed. Three daughters in one room.
Speaker 1: Missus Prisko would watch professional wrestling in that bedroom on
Speaker 1: the black and white TV. I'm talking Chief j Strongbow,
Speaker 1: Bobo Brazil, Andre the Giant, Superstar, Billy Graham, Bruno, San Martino,
Speaker 1: You have no idea Killer Kowalski, Ivan Putski, and they
Speaker 1: were Polish, so Putski and Kowalski she loved. And she
Speaker 1: would smoke cigarettes and watch the watch these wrestling matches
Speaker 1: and scream and get so excited when there was a
Speaker 1: guy being pinned or running across the ring hitting the ropes.
Speaker 1: It was insane. And Debbie and I downstairs. Could he
Speaker 1: hear her and Doreen and Donna screaming and cheering? And Debbie,
Speaker 1: here she is, She's thirteen years old, This ballsy chick
Speaker 1: who came up to me at my locker and stuffed
Speaker 1: the note in my hand, and it had her name
Speaker 1: and number on it. And I'll never get how cute
Speaker 1: and beautiful she looked. Debbie and Donna, her sister, just
Speaker 1: two sisters who were way ahead of every other girl
Speaker 1: when it came to makeup and hairstyling. They both went
Speaker 1: to school with lots of makeup ball mainly eyeliner, blue eyeshadow, ruse,
Speaker 1: red lips, that you name it. They also had great figures.
Speaker 1: They would wearing tight chinos and tight T shirts. They
Speaker 1: knew exactly what they were doing, and I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: Debbie wore a perfume called Sweet Honesty. Do any of
Speaker 1: you women remember Sweet Honesty? It came out before Ralph
Speaker 1: Floranz tuxedo. Remember that? Oh yeah, it's a great smell,
Speaker 1: not a long sound. Crazy, But if I smell that now,
Speaker 1: it would take me right back to that moment. And man,
Speaker 1: I could hear and smell that basement right now. That's
Speaker 1: how strong the sense of smell is when it comes
Speaker 1: to thinking about your past. I mean, years ago, some
Speaker 1: asshole above me is vacuuming our wooden floor. Sorry if
Speaker 1: you hear this, but years ago, I'm talking twenty thirty
Speaker 1: years ago. I put my nose into an empty beer bottle.
Speaker 1: I smelled it. It was a Miller, a Miller beer bottle,
Speaker 1: Miller beer. And I'm telling you, it shocked me right
Speaker 1: back to being in high school, hanging out with my buddies,
Speaker 1: running around the library fields at night. It was a
Speaker 1: big field right next to our library, hence library fields.
Speaker 1: And everybody went in and we had a six pack
Speaker 1: and some pretzel nuggets, and who was making out? Who
Speaker 1: had a joint? Now? And then? It was a wild time,
Speaker 1: and that's how we got our rocks off. But not
Speaker 1: for nothing. Their little sister, Doreen must have been nine
Speaker 1: or ten years old, and sometimes she'd start to descend
Speaker 1: the stairs thirteen steps into the basement. I'll never forget it,
Speaker 1: and she would go down those steps just to see us,
Speaker 1: or maybe she went down there because her mom told
Speaker 1: her to. I'll ever know. But she was cute. She
Speaker 1: was a little inquisitive kid, and I distinctly remember all
Speaker 1: these years later, Guys, it's almost it's almost fifty years
Speaker 1: it's forty eight. But I mean, I can't even even
Speaker 1: understand that that this vivid memory is almost fifty years ago.
Speaker 1: Whenever we hear Doreen's little socked feet walking down the stairs,
Speaker 1: Debbie and I had to quickly not look so disheveled
Speaker 1: and hot, you know. I mean, Debbie was what you'd
Speaker 1: call a real go get her when I first met
Speaker 1: her and went to her house the initial time. We're
Speaker 1: watching TV black and white, like I said, and the
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley movie Blue Hawaii was on, and Debbie said, oh,
Speaker 1: how much she loved Elvis Presley's face. She actually told
Speaker 1: me I reminded her of him. No one ever told
Speaker 1: me shit like that, so I was out of my mind.
Speaker 1: So she takes my hand at some point and shoves
Speaker 1: it under her sweater. Just took my hand without even
Speaker 1: talking and put it under her sweater, which was white.
Speaker 1: And I remember the material was called bout Clay. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: bo u c a lei bou clay sweater. How's that? Anyhow,
Speaker 1: Dorene comes down and says, Mom wants to make us
Speaker 1: root beer floats. Do you guys want some? And Debbie
Speaker 1: has her hand under my overalls and she says, well,
Speaker 1: be right up. Doreen pissed off. Debbie was pissed at
Speaker 1: we got interrupted. I was nervous as fuck. She was
Speaker 1: pissed off, and she was so pissed that our time
Speaker 1: together was getting against Ruther. She goes upstairs in a
Speaker 1: bad mood. It's a very small kitchen. Mom and her
Speaker 1: father in law pops her up there, and her mom
Speaker 1: is mixing us vanilla ice cream and Roo beer of
Speaker 1: soda in tall glasses with big spoons. And I figured,
Speaker 1: you know, just be nice, just that sweet and innocent.
Speaker 1: But Debbie sucks down her ice cream float and says, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna finish the movie, and Durie and Donna don't
Speaker 1: bother us. That's what she told her sisters and her mom.
Speaker 1: Right there, she just laid out the law. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe what I was hearing. I was a virgin, mind you,
Speaker 1: so was she and I had been dating Debbie for
Speaker 1: several weeks. She was one of those girls that every
Speaker 1: guy from ninth to twelfth grade talked about and galked
Speaker 1: about because she was very advanced in her body and
Speaker 1: her face and the makeup. Like I said, And on
Speaker 1: top of that, every day I have my lifelong friend
Speaker 1: Kenny asking me every day at school if Debbie and
Speaker 1: I had done the deed. But Kenny, and you know
Speaker 1: I call him Marv, would grab me after homeroom and
Speaker 1: take me aside into a cubby hole and say, what's
Speaker 1: going on with Debbie? Did you guys do it? Did
Speaker 1: you put the wood to her yet? Did you put
Speaker 1: the wood to her yet? It's a weird expression, but
Speaker 1: back in seventy six, seventy seven, that's the way that
Speaker 1: question was posed by your friends. Did you put the
Speaker 1: wood to her? It's a lot of pressure, gang, It's
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure to be fourteen and the guy
Speaker 1: who had a young, hot girlfriend and have to hear
Speaker 1: all your boys peppy you with so many sex questions
Speaker 1: because our hormones were raging. That was like winning the lottery.
Speaker 1: Back to that day at my loco, when Deby gave
Speaker 1: me the note, I might as well have won super Lotto.
Speaker 1: Back at Debbie's house, we finished our root beer floats,
Speaker 1: go back downstairs, and when her mom was done watching
Speaker 1: professional wrestling, it got real quiet, and that's when Debbie,
Speaker 1: who was in complete control, decided it was time for
Speaker 1: her to take my hands and I raced them on
Speaker 1: all the good parts of her body. She did it all,
Speaker 1: and after a while, with both of us sweating in
Speaker 1: this dark basement, she asked me, do you want to
Speaker 1: do it? Have you ever done it? I said, no,
Speaker 1: have you no? But I want to do you want to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. Do I want to do it?
Speaker 1: What fourteen year old boy doesn't want to do it?
Speaker 1: But I was scared, shit, man, I mean I told
Speaker 1: Rosa that picked me up by ten o'clock it's like
Speaker 1: nine forty. I'm like, oh my god. I was scared
Speaker 1: of mother or sisters would come downstairs. But she told
Speaker 1: me relax, relax. Can you imagine a thirteen year old
Speaker 1: girl doing this telling me relax? And she asked me
Speaker 1: if I had a rubber this is no. I didn't
Speaker 1: expect anything would happen. She goes, are you mad that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen? I said no, I just didn't come here
Speaker 1: with any protection. I mean I barely knew what condoms
Speaker 1: were back then. I mean, my sister Loraine and Frankie
Speaker 1: lived with us in the guests room downstairs. And I
Speaker 1: remember Frankie had red Trojan condoms and his on his
Speaker 1: night table draw because I used to spy, you know,
Speaker 1: look into his draw and see and I'm like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's a condom. But I didn't I didn't take any.
Speaker 1: So I'm fucking fourteen. And she gave it a few minutes.
Speaker 1: Then she goes, it's fine. I'm not worried. If you're not,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not worried, I'm fine. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there with Blue Hawaii on as Debbie lowers my overalls
Speaker 1: and pulls them down to my knees and straddles me.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this was her first time too,
Speaker 1: as I said, And I'm looking at the TV that's
Speaker 1: in plant in the wall, and the steps, the thirteen
Speaker 1: steps are right there. This could all go bad and
Speaker 1: within seconds, and she's awkwardly trying to position our young
Speaker 1: inexperienced sells into having sex for the very first time.
Speaker 1: I'm looking over a left shoulder as Elvis Presley sings
Speaker 1: like a river flows surely to the sea, darling. So
Speaker 1: it goes, some things were meant to be Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, as you can imagine, because all of you
Speaker 1: remember your first time. I couldn't believe what the hell
Speaker 1: was happening, what kind of good fortune was granted me?
Speaker 1: In mind you, I still had to keep my eyes
Speaker 1: and ears on when and if someone would open the
Speaker 1: basement door and decide to walk downstairs. But nobody did.
Speaker 1: The house was so quiet. I really believe that her
Speaker 1: mother knew what was going on, and maybe it was
Speaker 1: okay with it. I don't know anyhow the deed was done.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not gonna lie and tell you how great
Speaker 1: I was or how many orgasms she had. When you're
Speaker 1: fourteen and she's thirteen. Long comes to an end in
Speaker 1: six minutes maybe tops. And when the movie ended, I
Speaker 1: called Rosalie to pick me up. You know what happens,
Speaker 1: Your whole life changes in the middle of an Elvis
Speaker 1: Presley song in the dark in a finished basement, watching
Speaker 1: a black and white TV after you've finished roop beer
Speaker 1: floats with your girlfriend and her family. Next day at school,
Speaker 1: of course, as is the case in junior high school,
Speaker 1: you got your buddies who come up to you and
Speaker 1: we're talking to Marvin, did you put the wood to her?
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to say. I was thrilled, but
Speaker 1: I was also confused. You know, I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: know if it was a secret or the kind of
Speaker 1: shit you could tell one friend and then, unfortunately, maybe
Speaker 1: watched that story spread across the whole school. That's not cool,
Speaker 1: But when you're fourteen, you're bursting to tell people news
Speaker 1: like that. Like I said, it's like winning the lottery.
Speaker 1: There was no other boy at fourteen doing what I
Speaker 1: just did. So I told them how could I not?
Speaker 1: It's what kids do. So I was thinking of Debbie
Speaker 1: and my first time because of that girl on social
Speaker 1: media who I began this story with, who agreed to
Speaker 1: sleep with one hundred, Well, she tried to sleep with
Speaker 1: a thousand guys in a day. I say that girl
Speaker 1: when I should really say that Putana. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is a sex worker named Lily Phillips who slept with
Speaker 1: one hundred and one men in one day, and she's
Speaker 1: now revealing that she's got a big concern. Obviously, she's
Speaker 1: an only fans chick who's making a small fortune, and
Speaker 1: she went and slept with one hundred and one guys
Speaker 1: in fourteen hours. You do the math. I can't, but
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. I did some research. We
Speaker 1: hear all these stories about these girls making millions of
Speaker 1: dollars and only fans. One girl made forty three million
Speaker 1: in a year. We find out what the taxes takeaway
Speaker 1: and with only fans take away, this chick. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a bad deal. She ends up
Speaker 1: a fourteen million, still a windfall, but at eight forty three. Basically,
Speaker 1: most girls, most people, and only fans are raking at
Speaker 1: about three hundred dollars a month. Okay, whether you're cooking
Speaker 1: food or doing archery, whatever you're doing, or giving guys head,
Speaker 1: it's not a lot of dough and it's a lot
Speaker 1: of work. So this chick, after she sleeps with one
Speaker 1: hundred and one men, one more than she planned to,
Speaker 1: she broke down in tears because this documentary filmmaker Josh
Speaker 1: Peters asked her a battle after it, and she said,
Speaker 1: it's not for the wheat girls. If I'm honest, it
Speaker 1: was hard. I don't know if i'd recommend it. It's
Speaker 1: cartiloc being a prostitute in a sense, in the sense
Speaker 1: of it's just a different feeling. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to explain it here. Let me explain it. You a whore,
Speaker 1: or as my father would say, a whoa. And suddenly
Speaker 1: the story of Debbie Prisco slamming me against my locker,
Speaker 1: giving me a note, and in taking me by the
Speaker 1: hand and telling me what to do to her after
Speaker 1: we drank our root beer floats and stopped hearing her
Speaker 1: mom's cheering for Ivan Putski doesn't sound so bad, does it?
Speaker 1: That actually sounds almost sweet, as sweet as the Sweet
Speaker 1: Honesty perfume she wore that I smelled on my overalls
Speaker 1: for the next ten days. I'm aj Benza. That was
Speaker 1: your daily Unfiltered podcast for January twenty first, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to this tomorrow