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<v Speaker 1>From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh he'd liked

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<v Speaker 1>to be walked on a leash and play really dirty

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<v Speaker 1>kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock

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<v Speaker 1>in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, hey everybody, aj Benza

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<v Speaker 1>this is your daily unfiltered podcast for Famous a Bit

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<v Speaker 1>for January twenty first, twenty twenty five. Oh one to one,

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<v Speaker 1>too well to five. Let me just finish this text

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<v Speaker 1>to Joey. Okay, he's asking me how things are going?

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<v Speaker 1>How things are going? Jesus Christ, don't even ask me.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is crazy. Everything is wild, my life, my personal life, business,

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<v Speaker 1>you name it. But forget all that shit. How is

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<v Speaker 1>it not? How is it not impossible? I have to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about today's inauguration. Today being Monday, it's Monday evening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching Ohio State beat Notre Dame, which I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>bet it, but I had Ohio State. I'm fucking six

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<v Speaker 1>and one the last few weeks. I'm on fire. Doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't put any money up, so who cares either way. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I laid in bed, walk up at five point fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just waiting, waiting for all the festivities to begin.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. This will not be a politics show. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>two or three more minutes, then the next thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>will be all whatever the fuck. But look, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone texting back and forth with the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Zeeva Palmer and of course the Great Catherine Stewart, the

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<v Speaker 1>three of us talking about the inauguration and what's been happening.

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<v Speaker 1>And it all began when, right before things got underway,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden decided to pardon all these assholes that I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into later. But let me just tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>When I finally got from the bedroom to the living room,

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<v Speaker 1>turned the big TV on, laid on the couch, had

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<v Speaker 1>a cup of coffee, and my first thing I see

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<v Speaker 1>is Melania walking out, walking out of a car, the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, whatever she was in. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>saw her that beautiful navy blue coat and the hat.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know some people want to go, oh that hat.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked like the Hamburglar, get out of here. She

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<v Speaker 1>looked classy and gorgeous. If Jackie Oh wore that, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a poster, it'd be a frame picture around America.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got class and she showed it. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like her husband, you can't take it out on her. Clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>the woman knows how to dress and how to look

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<v Speaker 1>so perfectly put together for a specific day. And I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot say the same for Kamala Harris, who was walking

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<v Speaker 1>around with a bunch of zippers on our top today

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<v Speaker 1>like she was in the nineteen eighties, listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>flock of seagulls. What are you doing, Kamala? Who gives

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<v Speaker 1>a shit? I'll tell you what really pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful time, beautiful ceremony. It's a tradition in

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<v Speaker 1>American politics, you root for the president of the United States,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you're blue or red. Last night I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to a longtime buddy of ours. Actually he was Jack's

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<v Speaker 1>friend since college. Ramsey, the Great Ramsey, Daddy love him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the guy. We used to go to his house

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<v Speaker 1>for Thanksgiving and play touch football before the turkey was served,

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<v Speaker 1>me Jack, Joey, Jackie Chico against him and his two sons,

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan and Evan, a couple of friends, and we'd have

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<v Speaker 1>such great games before the turkey was served. Ramsey is

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<v Speaker 1>a staunch liberal, and we were talking last night about

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<v Speaker 1>life and things, and that his wife died He's been

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<v Speaker 1>with another woman for several years now, Louise, wonderful woman,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's eighty years old. He's happy. And we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how important it is not to be alone,

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<v Speaker 1>to just know you've got someone next to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about sex and all that kind of fun stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but just to know when you leave work, or you're

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<v Speaker 1>in your car, or you're boarding a plane or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing, you know you can call someone and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll be down, I'll be here in twenty minutes, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you know, can you put this in a microwave

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<v Speaker 1>you want to start the cooking. Whatever it is, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great feeling. It connects you to the people in

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<v Speaker 1>your life who keep you breathing, who keep your heart pumping,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you stay lonely too long, as me and

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<v Speaker 1>Ramsey spoke last night, we'd do a number on you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, Ramsey is a guy. Not to make

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<v Speaker 1>this about him, but you know he was married to

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<v Speaker 1>the great Barbara Dabby for many years. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>amount of fun we had with them, I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>describe it. Forty years of great times and you know

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<v Speaker 1>she died years back, and you know, you're in your

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<v Speaker 1>sixties and suddenly you're alone. And he's very lucky to

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<v Speaker 1>have found someone. And yes, he's a liberal, and so

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<v Speaker 1>is this woman, and that's okay. And we both talked

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<v Speaker 1>about shit last night and he was giving me shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I was giving him shit. But we both agreed. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rooting for the president. I mean, I could have

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<v Speaker 1>ripped Biden three different assholes, but I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I said, Rammer, Look, man, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>root for the guy, right. He goes absolutely absolutely aged.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a root from I got a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>him and Jack wearing bandanas and do rags on their

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<v Speaker 1>head on the front lawn of my house in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>sixty seven. I was five years old and Ramsey has

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<v Speaker 1>my two hands and Jack has my two feet and

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<v Speaker 1>they're swinging me around like a rag doll. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>far we go back. And while this was happening, several

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<v Speaker 1>years later, Jackie was born, then Barbara and Ramsey had Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>who we call Jojo, who now is a big executive

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<v Speaker 1>at Macy's. He's the guy behind the fireworks display and

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<v Speaker 1>that Macy's Thanksgiving parade. We've had such a ball with

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<v Speaker 1>these people. What fun, I reminded him, because Ramsey forgets.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember I took that black girl to your house for Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, twenty something years ago, twenty five years

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know ahe I said, you don't remember a

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<v Speaker 1>black girl in your Jewish household on Thanksgiving? Oh I remember? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>rememb're laughing, I said, yeah, she a few years ago

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<v Speaker 1>she threw her little three year old son out the

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<v Speaker 1>window of a condo or actually a Manhattan hotel. Then

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<v Speaker 1>she jumped. Three seconds later. They both died because it

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<v Speaker 1>was a custody battle over her son. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>girl I dated, Stephanie Adams. I mean, you just don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what people are like. But I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>illustrate how much fun and how many miles we've had together. Anyhow,

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<v Speaker 1>I like Milania's hat. That's that for a segue. I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her hat. I like how beautiful she looks. And

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<v Speaker 1>you have to remember, as I told the great Catherine

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<v Speaker 1>Steward and ZeVA Palmer today, you have to remember back

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ninety five, I remember being out at nightclubs

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<v Speaker 1>and lounges and tippy top restaurants and seeing Milania now

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<v Speaker 1>out canows now silent k however you pronounce it. The

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful Milania was a model out and about and men

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<v Speaker 1>were after her. I wasn't I had a girlfriend, and

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<v Speaker 1>when I didn't, she you know, looked to be like

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of girl I would never even have a

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<v Speaker 1>chance with. But she was out there at the lounges

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<v Speaker 1>at Cosla Feme, at twenty one Club, beautiful Nino's Restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful places, and as wow, that's you. Who's that? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's Millennia. She's hot. Yeah. And then Trump latches on

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<v Speaker 1>to my ex girlfriend Kara, and that whole thing happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and after him and Kara split, blah blah blah, he

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<v Speaker 1>gets Milania, and what a crazy ride has been. But

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<v Speaker 1>I told Ziva and the Great Catherine Stewart, you know

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<v Speaker 1>how weird it is for me to see this inauguration day,

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<v Speaker 1>to see the festivity and the pageantry, and think about

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<v Speaker 1>where I was with these people so many years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>threatening his life on Howard Stern and and him suing

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<v Speaker 1>me for twenty million dollars, and just so many crazy

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<v Speaker 1>things happen. Then thank god, we buried the hatchet and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been able to speak to him before he ran,

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<v Speaker 1>and even after he won the first time. Haven't spoken

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<v Speaker 1>to him since, but I'm working on that. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get back in touch with him and his people,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be great stuff for the podcast and

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<v Speaker 1>just great stuff for me period. But look at she

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<v Speaker 1>looked beautiful. He looked great. Jd Van's his wife and

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. That made me so happy to see children.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a beautiful moment. The whole day was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Kamala's husband was mouthing the words to carry underwood,

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<v Speaker 1>singing acappella. Kamala wouldn't do it. Kamala, how what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you pronounce it? I'll never care again, as if

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<v Speaker 1>I ever did. Joe Biden was mouthing the words, even

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<v Speaker 1>Jill was, but not Kamala. She kept her trap shut.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know many of you are watching things on

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<v Speaker 1>social media, particularly Instagram, and seeing what artificial intelligence has

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<v Speaker 1>been doing with these videos. Oh my god, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how in the next several years, decade, two decades,

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen. You can place any man or woman

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<v Speaker 1>with any other man and a woman any place in

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<v Speaker 1>the world and make your partner believe you're cheating or

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<v Speaker 1>you rob something, stole something, beat someone, up, shot someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Ai is incredible. You've seen the videos of Kama looking

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<v Speaker 1>like a prostitute and Trump playing the electric guitar. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing, and it's also scary. You know what else

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<v Speaker 1>is scary? People have to jump by Malania's off And

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<v Speaker 1>of course I get it. She's too big for that.

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<v Speaker 1>People ask me, you think she'll get magazine covers now?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't give a shit. Magazines are a dying medium.

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<v Speaker 1>You think Donald Trump is second go around in the

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<v Speaker 1>White House, You think he is clamoring for a vanity

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<v Speaker 1>fair cover. She doesn't give a shit. She got the

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<v Speaker 1>world by the short hairs man, and she earned it.

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<v Speaker 1>And not only that. I gotta hear Gail King. Gail

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<v Speaker 1>King decides to say on TV Today that she looked

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<v Speaker 1>over the crowd that this inauguration, and even though it

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<v Speaker 1>was MLK Day, she really didn't see that many people

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<v Speaker 1>of color in the crowd. Do you really what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see any midgets, I didn't see many Asians.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see a whole lot of people from India.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see a lot of Native Americans. What else

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to say? I didn't see many down

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<v Speaker 1>syndrome people either, But Gail King, there were black people

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<v Speaker 1>in the audience, for Christ's sake, look harder. What a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of bullshit, Hey, Gail, I didn't see many people

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<v Speaker 1>of color. And Oprah's bedroom eedis who shut your useless

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<v Speaker 1>pie hole up? What is it about these people who

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<v Speaker 1>work on these TV shows? They think because they are

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<v Speaker 1>paid extravagant salaries, and even though their ratings are in

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet, they actually believe what they say will carry

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<v Speaker 1>weight and move people to think the way they think.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can say this from experience when I was

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<v Speaker 1>you know, had my years on top and was around

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<v Speaker 1>all the famous people and had TV shows and movies

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<v Speaker 1>and books and having fun with every big name you

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<v Speaker 1>can imagine. Yeah, there were times I thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>more important than I was. But then, luckily for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I had some friends who kept me in check. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not just friends, Joey Jackie, my cousin, Mario, Tony FEddi, Chico, Gay, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>They would tell me, oh, whoa sold down? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? He be can't nah stop. They had me

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<v Speaker 1>in check as best as they could. But for starters,

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<v Speaker 1>there are plenty of people of color at the festivities

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<v Speaker 1>and whether or not you saw as many as you want,

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<v Speaker 1>as if that matters you watch you ball breaker, Gail King.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump will do more for people of color than Biden

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<v Speaker 1>and even Obama ever did. Excuse me, Obama to the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump almost doubled his support among black voters compared with

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty. And you're supposed to be an esteemed newswoman,

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<v Speaker 1>Gail King, in addition to being Oprah's scissor sister. Why

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote newspeople journalists? And Gail's got a long track

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<v Speaker 1>And like I said, Gail King is an award winning journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>Who even cares what Oprah says anymore? I still open

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<v Speaker 1>up the New York Posts and this articles. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>also the editor at Lodge of Oprah Daly, and she

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<v Speaker 1>of you watch or listen to. Wast not not watch,

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<v Speaker 1>with Gail. He's another one with the tight pants, the

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<v Speaker 1>pictures or her videos of her child. I wish they'm

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<v Speaker 1>I said, beautiful, funny. She's actually being red pilled a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>their videos since the fires began, which is good news

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<v Speaker 1>error on yesterday's show by saying that Snoop Dogg DJ

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<v Speaker 1>He DJ'ed in Washington, DC, very close to the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>give a fuck about crypto, never touch it, learn about it,

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<v Speaker 1>care about it. But in my opinion, that still means

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<v Speaker 1>he worked and made money in supporting Donald Trump's endeavor.

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<v Speaker 1>he's still decided to get a check from Trump, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of rappers like that. Nelly had to

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<v Speaker 1>why are you doing it. He's like, hey, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>And there's other guys, young rappers like not Bad Bunny

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<v Speaker 1>that many of us don't know what. They're very popular,

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<v Speaker 1>he had in his hand that quote unquote Trump paid him,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not really accurate, but he was paid to

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got a lot of people of color who

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<v Speaker 1>are feeling very different than when Gail King wants you

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<v Speaker 1>to think. But I didn't think I could hate Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Biden more. I didn't want to go out. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hate him as he went out. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>the guy. We're all gonna be there at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>unless we die young, before we get to that bitter,

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<v Speaker 1>not bitter, that that unfortunate edge of dementia Parkinson's whatever

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<v Speaker 1>life who are suffering from that. My wife's mother is

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<v Speaker 1>dementia Parkinson's what she's doing to keep her not only

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<v Speaker 1>They're both in their eighties and they're just not themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>And I swear to God, Biden sounds less intelligent than

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<v Speaker 1>they do. And he's running the country, or he was

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<v Speaker 1>running the country. Thank god, we crossed that line. And

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<v Speaker 1>as I told ZeVA and Catherine Stewart, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we've all been a fox in a foxhol for four

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<v Speaker 1>years and now we went through a war together, and

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<v Speaker 1>because we were down here in the trenches supporting Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>that he went through, and we stood by him, and

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<v Speaker 1>here we are, and that's why today was a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't think I could hate Joe Biden more.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what he did in the last fifteen or

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<v Speaker 1>that for Gayzy, doctor Fauci, the evil one who was

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Millie, who was the worst asshole who's ever pinned

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<v Speaker 1>pardons his family members. Hold it, wait a minute, excuse me, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>pardoned his crackhead son Hunter, I understood it, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>is Biden pardoning his other family members. Yeah, he issued

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<v Speaker 1>preemptive pardons for several family members because he had concerns

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<v Speaker 1>that they'll be targeted by baselic and politically motivatal investigations.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you mean, like what your Department of Justice and

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<v Speaker 1>FBI did to Donald Trump for many, many years, that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of politically motivated investigations, those baseless, politically motivatal investigations,

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<v Speaker 1>You old asshole. See how dangerous he can be. At

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<v Speaker 1>the very end, he was so infirmed and demented. We thought, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>final batch of pardons, his brother James Biden, James's wife

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck did they do? The issuance of these pardons

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<v Speaker 1>in any wrongdoing, nor should acceptance be misconstrued as an

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Unless you know that they could possibly be

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<v Speaker 1>if I was ever president and stepping down, if I

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly out of the blue, pardon my sister Rosalie and

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<v Speaker 1>Jack and Joey and Julia and the two nieces, what

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<v Speaker 1>It means they either know what kind of illegal shit

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<v Speaker 1>went down. Probably both. Well, wake up, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>move on. I went a little longer with politics, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, but guys, it's fucking inauguration. They give me

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<v Speaker 1>all of us. I mean when did all of you, know,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe fly a little close to the sun. Why not

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<v Speaker 1>send your wings. It's okay, it's okay wanting a dose

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<v Speaker 1>of fame. It's no different than a little kid telling

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<v Speaker 1>or Spider Man. That's the thing that a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>I and Joey Rose. What was he doing up there

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<v Speaker 1>gotta listen to podcasts. Joe Rogan. Fuck Joe Rogan. He's

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<v Speaker 1>was the third Gypsy at this point. There were two

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<v Speaker 1>Gypsies before and the third Gypsy, I believe, if I'm

411
00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>not mistaken. There were so many dogs that were related

412
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:36.319
<v Speaker 1>that it was insane. The names jeter A, rod, Bella, Bochi, Cheeko,

413
00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:43.039
<v Speaker 1>there was so many. And Jackie would take these dogs

414
00:27:43.079 --> 00:27:46.119
<v Speaker 1>and do wrestling moves with them at the dining room

415
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:51.640
<v Speaker 1>table as we're finishing dinner. He'd take Chico or Gucci

416
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:55.920
<v Speaker 1>we called the Gucci num Numb and he would make

417
00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:59.319
<v Speaker 1>Gucci Numb Numb stand up the whole time on the

418
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:02.680
<v Speaker 1>table eating dinner with her little hands up, and he said,

419
00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:07.519
<v Speaker 1>don't you don't you dare put your legs down? Don't

420
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:11.079
<v Speaker 1>you dare He would say it so often her nickname

421
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:15.839
<v Speaker 1>became dare you, and she came to dare you and

422
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.440
<v Speaker 1>he would do you have no idea? I mean sharpshooters,

423
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:24.039
<v Speaker 1>atomic drops, four figure leg drop, you name it, Jackie

424
00:28:24.039 --> 00:28:27.680
<v Speaker 1>did it? Let me put a pin in that for

425
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:31.799
<v Speaker 1>a moment. God bless my nephew. Jackie was so into

426
00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>pro wrestling that it was an absolute addiction. Now. I

427
00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:41.039
<v Speaker 1>was introduced to professional wrestling in like nineteen seventy six.

428
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:46.359
<v Speaker 1>I was in ninth grade and a girl named Debbie

429
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>prisco you may have heard of her in the past,

430
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:51.279
<v Speaker 1>came up to my locker and gave me a note

431
00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>and kept walking. This is me, pimply face. You know,

432
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know corduroy pants, whatever the fuck I

433
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:03.079
<v Speaker 1>was wearing. He decides she likes me, and she had

434
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:06.000
<v Speaker 1>makeup and her hair was done right. Debbie was in

435
00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:09.680
<v Speaker 1>eighth grade. She was thirteen and I was fourteen, but

436
00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:14.519
<v Speaker 1>she was a little bit more advanced, and she wanted

437
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>me to come over her house. No one ever did

438
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>that to me. Her sister was Donna Priscoe, who was

439
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>in my grade. And Donna was beautiful too, like, this

440
00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:27.599
<v Speaker 1>is weird and I'm in class, And I said to Donna,

441
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:29.559
<v Speaker 1>your sister gave me a note to come over your

442
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>house on sale. And she goes, then do it? Okay.

443
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Both of them wore makeup. No other girls were wearing makeup. Now,

444
00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:42.039
<v Speaker 1>Donna and Debbie's dad died and they all lived in

445
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:45.759
<v Speaker 1>a split ranch house on Keith Lane. Why do I

446
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>still remember the address? Nine twenty three Keith Lane on

447
00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the right side. So, Debbie's mom was a big fan

448
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:57.799
<v Speaker 1>of professional wrestling, and she was also okay with allowing

449
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:02.039
<v Speaker 1>her thirteen year old daughter to take her new fourteen

450
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>year old boyfriend downstairs into the finished basin, complete with

451
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:12.039
<v Speaker 1>paddling and a TV in the wall, black and white,

452
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:18.519
<v Speaker 1>and be alone with him. Meanwhile, Mommy Prisco, who also

453
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.720
<v Speaker 1>had her father in law living with her, He kept

454
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:25.079
<v Speaker 1>himself busy at the local supermarket, making sure the shopping

455
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:27.720
<v Speaker 1>carts were always placed nice in their slots. He was

456
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>an old guy, sixty seven sixty eight seventy. We called

457
00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>them pops the whole neighborhood, numerous pops. Anyhow, while Debbie

458
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:41.039
<v Speaker 1>and I were downstairs, we'd be making out. I knew

459
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:46.160
<v Speaker 1>how to make out, and upstairs, Missus Prisco would be

460
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:49.799
<v Speaker 1>in her daughter's bedroom where they had the bunk beds.

461
00:30:50.200 --> 00:30:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Debbie and Donna slept on bunk beds, and the youngest daughter, Doreen,

462
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:57.799
<v Speaker 1>slept on a single bed. Three daughters in one room.

463
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Missus Prisko would watch professional wrestling in that bedroom on

464
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the black and white TV. I'm talking Chief j Strongbow,

465
00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Bobo Brazil, Andre the Giant, Superstar, Billy Graham, Bruno, San Martino,

466
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:20.640
<v Speaker 1>You have no idea Killer Kowalski, Ivan Putski, and they

467
00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:25.279
<v Speaker 1>were Polish, so Putski and Kowalski she loved. And she

468
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:28.559
<v Speaker 1>would smoke cigarettes and watch the watch these wrestling matches

469
00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:30.759
<v Speaker 1>and scream and get so excited when there was a

470
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:34.680
<v Speaker 1>guy being pinned or running across the ring hitting the ropes.

471
00:31:35.240 --> 00:31:39.160
<v Speaker 1>It was insane. And Debbie and I downstairs. Could he

472
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:43.559
<v Speaker 1>hear her and Doreen and Donna screaming and cheering? And Debbie,

473
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.799
<v Speaker 1>here she is, She's thirteen years old, This ballsy chick

474
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:49.480
<v Speaker 1>who came up to me at my locker and stuffed

475
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.359
<v Speaker 1>the note in my hand, and it had her name

476
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and number on it. And I'll never get how cute

477
00:31:55.599 --> 00:32:00.839
<v Speaker 1>and beautiful she looked. Debbie and Donna, her sister, just

478
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>two sisters who were way ahead of every other girl

479
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>when it came to makeup and hairstyling. They both went

480
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:13.799
<v Speaker 1>to school with lots of makeup ball mainly eyeliner, blue eyeshadow, ruse,

481
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:17.200
<v Speaker 1>red lips, that you name it. They also had great figures.

482
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.559
<v Speaker 1>They would wearing tight chinos and tight T shirts. They

483
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.960
<v Speaker 1>knew exactly what they were doing, and I'll never forget.

484
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Debbie wore a perfume called Sweet Honesty. Do any of

485
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:32.799
<v Speaker 1>you women remember Sweet Honesty? It came out before Ralph

486
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Floranz tuxedo. Remember that? Oh yeah, it's a great smell,

487
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:42.680
<v Speaker 1>not a long sound. Crazy, But if I smell that now,

488
00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:47.839
<v Speaker 1>it would take me right back to that moment. And man,

489
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:53.079
<v Speaker 1>I could hear and smell that basement right now. That's

490
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>how strong the sense of smell is when it comes

491
00:32:55.920 --> 00:33:00.319
<v Speaker 1>to thinking about your past. I mean, years ago, some

492
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:03.519
<v Speaker 1>asshole above me is vacuuming our wooden floor. Sorry if

493
00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>you hear this, but years ago, I'm talking twenty thirty

494
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:10.759
<v Speaker 1>years ago. I put my nose into an empty beer bottle.

495
00:33:11.279 --> 00:33:14.319
<v Speaker 1>I smelled it. It was a Miller, a Miller beer bottle,

496
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Miller beer. And I'm telling you, it shocked me right

497
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:20.400
<v Speaker 1>back to being in high school, hanging out with my buddies,

498
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.440
<v Speaker 1>running around the library fields at night. It was a

499
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:28.519
<v Speaker 1>big field right next to our library, hence library fields.

500
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>And everybody went in and we had a six pack

501
00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>and some pretzel nuggets, and who was making out? Who

502
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:38.039
<v Speaker 1>had a joint? Now? And then? It was a wild time,

503
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:40.559
<v Speaker 1>and that's how we got our rocks off. But not

504
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:44.799
<v Speaker 1>for nothing. Their little sister, Doreen must have been nine

505
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>or ten years old, and sometimes she'd start to descend

506
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:53.759
<v Speaker 1>the stairs thirteen steps into the basement. I'll never forget it,

507
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:58.279
<v Speaker 1>and she would go down those steps just to see us,

508
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.079
<v Speaker 1>or maybe she went down there because her mom told

509
00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:06.119
<v Speaker 1>her to. I'll ever know. But she was cute. She

510
00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:09.639
<v Speaker 1>was a little inquisitive kid, and I distinctly remember all

511
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:16.400
<v Speaker 1>these years later, Guys, it's almost it's almost fifty years

512
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:22.280
<v Speaker 1>it's forty eight. But I mean, I can't even even

513
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:27.599
<v Speaker 1>understand that that this vivid memory is almost fifty years ago.

514
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:34.119
<v Speaker 1>Whenever we hear Doreen's little socked feet walking down the stairs,

515
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.079
<v Speaker 1>Debbie and I had to quickly not look so disheveled

516
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:41.039
<v Speaker 1>and hot, you know. I mean, Debbie was what you'd

517
00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:44.639
<v Speaker 1>call a real go get her when I first met

518
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:47.719
<v Speaker 1>her and went to her house the initial time. We're

519
00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:50.960
<v Speaker 1>watching TV black and white, like I said, and the

520
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Elvis Presley movie Blue Hawaii was on, and Debbie said, oh,

521
00:34:56.079 --> 00:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>how much she loved Elvis Presley's face. She actually told

522
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:04.440
<v Speaker 1>me I reminded her of him. No one ever told

523
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:07.199
<v Speaker 1>me shit like that, so I was out of my mind.

524
00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:09.840
<v Speaker 1>So she takes my hand at some point and shoves

525
00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 1>it under her sweater. Just took my hand without even

526
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>talking and put it under her sweater, which was white.

527
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>And I remember the material was called bout Clay. Oh yeah,

528
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.639
<v Speaker 1>bo u c a lei bou clay sweater. How's that? Anyhow,

529
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Dorene comes down and says, Mom wants to make us

530
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:34.639
<v Speaker 1>root beer floats. Do you guys want some? And Debbie

531
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.239
<v Speaker 1>has her hand under my overalls and she says, well,

532
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.880
<v Speaker 1>be right up. Doreen pissed off. Debbie was pissed at

533
00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:44.199
<v Speaker 1>we got interrupted. I was nervous as fuck. She was

534
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:48.920
<v Speaker 1>pissed off, and she was so pissed that our time

535
00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:51.280
<v Speaker 1>together was getting against Ruther. She goes upstairs in a

536
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:55.320
<v Speaker 1>bad mood. It's a very small kitchen. Mom and her

537
00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:58.280
<v Speaker 1>father in law pops her up there, and her mom

538
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:00.440
<v Speaker 1>is mixing us vanilla ice cream and Roo beer of

539
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:03.880
<v Speaker 1>soda in tall glasses with big spoons. And I figured,

540
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:06.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, just be nice, just that sweet and innocent.

541
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:11.599
<v Speaker 1>But Debbie sucks down her ice cream float and says, Okay,

542
00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:16.039
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna finish the movie, and Durie and Donna don't

543
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.880
<v Speaker 1>bother us. That's what she told her sisters and her mom.

544
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:23.119
<v Speaker 1>Right there, she just laid out the law. I couldn't

545
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:26.360
<v Speaker 1>believe what I was hearing. I was a virgin, mind you,

546
00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:28.719
<v Speaker 1>so was she and I had been dating Debbie for

547
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.840
<v Speaker 1>several weeks. She was one of those girls that every

548
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:35.679
<v Speaker 1>guy from ninth to twelfth grade talked about and galked

549
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:38.719
<v Speaker 1>about because she was very advanced in her body and

550
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:40.880
<v Speaker 1>her face and the makeup. Like I said, And on

551
00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:46.079
<v Speaker 1>top of that, every day I have my lifelong friend

552
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:50.559
<v Speaker 1>Kenny asking me every day at school if Debbie and

553
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I had done the deed. But Kenny, and you know

554
00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:59.199
<v Speaker 1>I call him Marv, would grab me after homeroom and

555
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.360
<v Speaker 1>take me aside into a cubby hole and say, what's

556
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 1>going on with Debbie? Did you guys do it? Did

557
00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:06.280
<v Speaker 1>you put the wood to her yet? Did you put

558
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the wood to her yet? It's a weird expression, but

559
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:12.079
<v Speaker 1>back in seventy six, seventy seven, that's the way that

560
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>question was posed by your friends. Did you put the

561
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.159
<v Speaker 1>wood to her? It's a lot of pressure, gang, It's

562
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot of pressure to be fourteen and the guy

563
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:26.039
<v Speaker 1>who had a young, hot girlfriend and have to hear

564
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:29.079
<v Speaker 1>all your boys peppy you with so many sex questions

565
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:34.840
<v Speaker 1>because our hormones were raging. That was like winning the lottery.

566
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Back to that day at my loco, when Deby gave

567
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>me the note, I might as well have won super Lotto.

568
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:45.559
<v Speaker 1>Back at Debbie's house, we finished our root beer floats,

569
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:48.679
<v Speaker 1>go back downstairs, and when her mom was done watching

570
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:53.960
<v Speaker 1>professional wrestling, it got real quiet, and that's when Debbie,

571
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:58.559
<v Speaker 1>who was in complete control, decided it was time for

572
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Speaker 1>her to take my hands and I raced them on

573
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:05.639
<v Speaker 1>all the good parts of her body. She did it all,

574
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:09.880
<v Speaker 1>and after a while, with both of us sweating in

575
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:13.599
<v Speaker 1>this dark basement, she asked me, do you want to

576
00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:16.800
<v Speaker 1>do it? Have you ever done it? I said, no,

577
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:21.679
<v Speaker 1>have you no? But I want to do you want to? Yeah?

578
00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe it. Do I want to do it?

579
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:27.559
<v Speaker 1>What fourteen year old boy doesn't want to do it?

580
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.519
<v Speaker 1>But I was scared, shit, man, I mean I told

581
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Rosa that picked me up by ten o'clock it's like

582
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:36.800
<v Speaker 1>nine forty. I'm like, oh my god. I was scared

583
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:40.079
<v Speaker 1>of mother or sisters would come downstairs. But she told

584
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:44.800
<v Speaker 1>me relax, relax. Can you imagine a thirteen year old

585
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:49.960
<v Speaker 1>girl doing this telling me relax? And she asked me

586
00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>if I had a rubber this is no. I didn't

587
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:58.639
<v Speaker 1>expect anything would happen. She goes, are you mad that's

588
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:02.119
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen? I said no, I just didn't come here

589
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:06.840
<v Speaker 1>with any protection. I mean I barely knew what condoms

590
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 1>were back then. I mean, my sister Loraine and Frankie

591
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:12.599
<v Speaker 1>lived with us in the guests room downstairs. And I

592
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:18.119
<v Speaker 1>remember Frankie had red Trojan condoms and his on his

593
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:21.159
<v Speaker 1>night table draw because I used to spy, you know,

594
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:24.480
<v Speaker 1>look into his draw and see and I'm like, oh wow,

595
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:28.199
<v Speaker 1>that's a condom. But I didn't I didn't take any.

596
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:35.559
<v Speaker 1>So I'm fucking fourteen. And she gave it a few minutes.

597
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Then she goes, it's fine. I'm not worried. If you're not,

598
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're not worried, I'm fine. I'm sitting

599
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:48.199
<v Speaker 1>there with Blue Hawaii on as Debbie lowers my overalls

600
00:39:48.199 --> 00:39:53.159
<v Speaker 1>and pulls them down to my knees and straddles me.

601
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:56.199
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, this was her first time too,

602
00:39:56.199 --> 00:39:59.360
<v Speaker 1>as I said, And I'm looking at the TV that's

603
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:02.440
<v Speaker 1>in plant in the wall, and the steps, the thirteen

604
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:05.960
<v Speaker 1>steps are right there. This could all go bad and

605
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:11.519
<v Speaker 1>within seconds, and she's awkwardly trying to position our young

606
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:15.000
<v Speaker 1>inexperienced sells into having sex for the very first time.

607
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking over a left shoulder as Elvis Presley sings

608
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:24.760
<v Speaker 1>like a river flows surely to the sea, darling. So

609
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:29.679
<v Speaker 1>it goes, some things were meant to be Come on,

610
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 1>come on, as you can imagine, because all of you

611
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:39.239
<v Speaker 1>remember your first time. I couldn't believe what the hell

612
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:42.159
<v Speaker 1>was happening, what kind of good fortune was granted me?

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<v Speaker 1>In mind you, I still had to keep my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>and ears on when and if someone would open the

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<v Speaker 1>basement door and decide to walk downstairs. But nobody did.

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<v Speaker 1>The house was so quiet. I really believe that her

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<v Speaker 1>mother knew what was going on, and maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>okay with it. I don't know anyhow the deed was done.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm not gonna lie and tell you how great

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<v Speaker 1>I was or how many orgasms she had. When you're

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen and she's thirteen. Long comes to an end in

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<v Speaker 1>six minutes maybe tops. And when the movie ended, I

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<v Speaker 1>called Rosalie to pick me up. You know what happens,

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<v Speaker 1>Your whole life changes in the middle of an Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Presley song in the dark in a finished basement, watching

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<v Speaker 1>a black and white TV after you've finished roop beer

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<v Speaker 1>floats with your girlfriend and her family. Next day at school,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, as is the case in junior high school,

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<v Speaker 1>you got your buddies who come up to you and

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking to Marvin, did you put the wood to her?

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't want to say. I was thrilled, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was also confused. You know, I didn't I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it was a secret or the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>shit you could tell one friend and then, unfortunately, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>watched that story spread across the whole school. That's not cool,

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<v Speaker 1>But when you're fourteen, you're bursting to tell people news

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Like I said, it's like winning the lottery.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no other boy at fourteen doing what I

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<v Speaker 1>just did. So I told them how could I not?

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<v Speaker 1>It's what kids do. So I was thinking of Debbie

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<v Speaker 1>and my first time because of that girl on social

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<v Speaker 1>media who I began this story with, who agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with one hundred, Well, she tried to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand guys in a day. I say that girl

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<v Speaker 1>when I should really say that Putana. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a sex worker named Lily Phillips who slept with

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and one men in one day, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>now revealing that she's got a big concern. Obviously, she's

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<v Speaker 1>an only fans chick who's making a small fortune, and

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<v Speaker 1>she went and slept with one hundred and one guys

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<v Speaker 1>in fourteen hours. You do the math. I can't, but

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you this. I did some research. We

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<v Speaker 1>hear all these stories about these girls making millions of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and only fans. One girl made forty three million

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<v Speaker 1>in a year. We find out what the taxes takeaway

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<v Speaker 1>and with only fans take away, this chick. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's a bad deal. She ends up

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<v Speaker 1>a fourteen million, still a windfall, but at eight forty three. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>most girls, most people, and only fans are raking at

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<v Speaker 1>about three hundred dollars a month. Okay, whether you're cooking

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<v Speaker 1>food or doing archery, whatever you're doing, or giving guys head,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a lot of dough and it's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work. So this chick, after she sleeps with one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and one men, one more than she planned to,

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<v Speaker 1>she broke down in tears because this documentary filmmaker Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Peters asked her a battle after it, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not for the wheat girls. If I'm honest, it

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<v Speaker 1>was hard. I don't know if i'd recommend it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>cartiloc being a prostitute in a sense, in the sense

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<v Speaker 1>of it's just a different feeling. I didn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to explain it here. Let me explain it. You a whore,

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<v Speaker 1>or as my father would say, a whoa. And suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>the story of Debbie Prisco slamming me against my locker,

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<v Speaker 1>giving me a note, and in taking me by the

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<v Speaker 1>hand and telling me what to do to her after

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<v Speaker 1>we drank our root beer floats and stopped hearing her

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<v Speaker 1>mom's cheering for Ivan Putski doesn't sound so bad, does it?

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<v Speaker 1>That actually sounds almost sweet, as sweet as the Sweet

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<v Speaker 1>Honesty perfume she wore that I smelled on my overalls

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<v Speaker 1>for the next ten days. I'm aj Benza. That was

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<v Speaker 1>your daily Unfiltered podcast for January twenty first, twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to this tomorrow
