Speaker 1: Bring on the podcast because we are ready to go
Speaker 1: on this Thursday. Hi, everybody, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 1: I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Grimmer. Hi, the talent
Speaker 1: of the show, the funny one, the popular one. And
Speaker 1: we have our producer Brian. What's up years Brian has
Speaker 1: like some weird thing going on with his late night
Speaker 1: Target runs.
Speaker 2: I've done it. This is okay, that's weird. All right,
Speaker 2: I'm bringing up beef again. I got more beef with Laura.
Speaker 2: This is god. This is this is the second listen. Now,
Speaker 2: this is the expansion of my beef last week or
Speaker 2: on Monday, where she's like, Brian is the biggest Sabrina
Speaker 2: Carpenter fan I've ever seen. He worships the ground. She
Speaker 2: walks out, He's got the biggest fan anyways, exactly, and
Speaker 2: then yeah, and then I go like, yeah, I got
Speaker 2: a target again, only the second time it's happened. She goes,
Speaker 2: Brian is at Target every other day. He goes every
Speaker 2: five minutes. I swear he lives at Target.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's like, TikTok, TikTok. I have to get
Speaker 1: to Target before it ends.
Speaker 2: I just said you guys are sitting around doing nothing.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, let's go. I gotta go to target.
Speaker 2: It closes at then, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay driving me.
Speaker 2: You're killing me, Laura, God, you're killing me. Smalls, Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly what you're getting. I need to get command strips. Okay,
Speaker 2: I need to get I have that code for condoms. Yes,
Speaker 2: command strips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've already bought them and you're just picking them
Speaker 1: up or you have to actually shot for them. You
Speaker 1: know how you can buy them before.
Speaker 2: I have never done that. I'll never do that target.
Speaker 2: That seems so wow.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Part of the fun. The target is like looking around.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, okay, so what probably.
Speaker 2: Need toilet paper? Maybe? Well, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Can you smell this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: No? I just done. You have a lot of really
Speaker 1: great colones. You have an entire counterful of colognes, and
Speaker 1: I really love most of the things that you have
Speaker 1: on your body. This I don't care for. What is that?
Speaker 2: I want to have Brian smell it?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Uh? It's called God?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I forgot, and Brian, be honest. I want
Speaker 1: you to smell it and be honest with your bar that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll tell you buy it. Is it by a designer
Speaker 1: or something that's called Did you get it at a
Speaker 1: you probably got it TJ Max or something. Did you
Speaker 1: get it at a department store? Was it expensive?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna be honest. Here's the thing. The word
Speaker 2: that immediately came to mind was dusty kind of It's
Speaker 2: like I walked into like a house that hadn't been
Speaker 2: lived in, and.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's just.
Speaker 2: But not terrible. You know, Okay, it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: really nerdy lame reference. You guys know the Haunting Mansions
Speaker 2: isn't When you walk in it has that very unique smell.
Speaker 2: It's like that, but not as not as like nostalgic.
Speaker 2: It's it's not terrible, but I go, oh, hold, old house.
Speaker 2: It's like a woody but it's too Yeah, but wood
Speaker 2: with dust that.
Speaker 1: Has a little bit of mold in it.
Speaker 2: Not old, it's mildew.
Speaker 1: It's something like that.
Speaker 2: Wait till you see what's coming to the show.
Speaker 3: To Oh, I've got yeah, I've got to tell you
Speaker 3: I've got some guests coming that it's going to be awesome.
Speaker 2: Your guess old wait wait, wait, wait, these need to
Speaker 2: be screened.
Speaker 1: Yes, wait, because of that one.
Speaker 2: There have been several. Actually, both of your guys guests
Speaker 2: need to be screened. You've both brought in.
Speaker 1: We've had some great ones though.
Speaker 2: With the bad ones. No, probably didn't talk.
Speaker 1: No, don't talk to people.
Speaker 2: Well, well they'll never be back on.
Speaker 1: Okay, who was the your least? Okay, who was the worst?
Speaker 2: No, don't say it out loud because I know what
Speaker 2: you guys know. I'm not talking code.
Speaker 1: Okay, talk can code. No, if it was, it was,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Let me let me. I'm gonna give you a I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Do
Speaker 2: you not know what I'm talking about? You tried to sell?
Speaker 1: We'll explain to you after that, Okay, explain to me.
Speaker 1: And it was terrible.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good, all right, you know, I'm eating for
Speaker 2: one seconds. I can tell you, you know.
Speaker 1: What I except that that was a bad one. Fully,
Speaker 1: sometimes I make a wrong call sometimes.
Speaker 2: And if I dug through, I can find more bad ones.
Speaker 1: Sometimes things land, some things don't. We have some great ones.
Speaker 2: That was that was a terrible even you're just like
Speaker 2: that was a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: Terrible and Eric said some great ones too. He's brought
Speaker 1: on celebrities. Hello, but there have been.
Speaker 2: Eric had has brought on our worst by far.
Speaker 1: And we're not going to go. It wasn't your fault.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: No, it was it was it was, but it was
Speaker 2: the most batshit crazy thing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1: The definition of a shit show. Okay, it's not your fault. Again,
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with you. This is not.
Speaker 2: It's entirely your fault. But oh my god.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So, when I first got sober, this is dated eleven,
Speaker 1: five oh seven, so it was just it was a
Speaker 1: couple of months after I got sober. It is it's
Speaker 1: called twenty four Hours a Day. It's this little book
Speaker 1: this man named Steve, who is a listener Jeff and
Speaker 1: jer who is also a sober person. He said, Laura,
Speaker 1: this book helped me for eighteen years. I'm eighteen years
Speaker 1: sober now. Hope it helps you for the next eighteen
Speaker 1: Enjoy the journey, and so love Steve. So I just
Speaker 1: thought i'd read you what today's inspirational saying is. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: just like to get some good vibes going, okay. Jesus
Speaker 1: June fifth, thought of the day. Oh, it's kind of
Speaker 1: directed toward alcoholics. But just pretend that's directed towards you.
Speaker 2: Okay, only pretend with alcoholic.
Speaker 1: We alcoholics are fortunate to be living in a day
Speaker 1: and age where there is such a thing as alcoholics Anonymous.
Speaker 1: Before AA came into being, there was very little hope
Speaker 1: for the alcoholic. AA is a great rebuilder of human wreckage.
Speaker 1: It takes men and women whose personality problem expresses itself
Speaker 1: in alcoholism, always that ever of the truth, and offers
Speaker 1: them a program which, if they're willing to accept it
Speaker 1: allows not only to them to get sober, also find
Speaker 1: a much better way of living. So here's the meditation
Speaker 1: for the day. Very quietly, God speaks through your thoughts
Speaker 1: and feelings. Heed the divine voice of your conscious. Listen
Speaker 1: for this, and you will never be disappointed in results
Speaker 1: in your life. So basically, listen to your gut. Uh
Speaker 1: listen for this small, still voice, and your tired nerves
Speaker 1: will become rested.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, hold on, Laura, that is good advice. Read
Speaker 2: and she's like, you damn dirty alcoholics. I can't believe
Speaker 2: you drink so much.
Speaker 1: The divine voice comes to you as strength as well
Speaker 1: as tenderness, as power as well as restfulness. Your moral
Speaker 1: strength derives its effectiveness from the power that comes when
Speaker 1: you listen patiently for this still small voice. So basically,
Speaker 1: what this is saying, listen to your gut. Remember we
Speaker 1: had a gut. We had a gut discussion before the show.
Speaker 1: We made a good call. Wed see how this pertained
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 2: Will? Yeah? Anyway, you know where I find God? At
Speaker 2: the bottom of a bottle? Am I right? Guys? Am
Speaker 2: I right? All right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God, here we go.
Speaker 2: It starts with me. Why it starts? Why once I
Speaker 2: hit about three quarters the way through. I'm kidding. I'm
Speaker 2: kidding that alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in God?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: And a higher power?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, we won't get into that whole thing. But because
Speaker 1: I have, I have something that we're going to do.
Speaker 1: It's not terror.
Speaker 2: I'm an atheist.
Speaker 1: No, don't say that. For all that is the saddest
Speaker 1: thing in my to hear that to me, it makes
Speaker 1: me so sad because what's the point. What's the hope?
Speaker 1: This is it? It goes black?
Speaker 2: What's okay? Wrote hypothetically, Oh God, here we go. No,
Speaker 2: God talk what hypothetically. What's sadder there being no purpose
Speaker 2: or you pretending there is when there is none.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing. No, I know I have a purpose.
Speaker 1: I know an Jesus.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
Speaker 1: God, bless you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put you in my bubble. You're you're
Speaker 1: in a bubble. All the people I pray for.
Speaker 2: I'd rather other people pray for me.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Okay, so I have.
Speaker 2: The Lord's prayer?
Speaker 1: How would be the name? They can come, They will
Speaker 1: be done Earth, Earth, this is in Heaven. Give us
Speaker 1: there are daily bread and forgets ever since, and trustpasses,
Speaker 1: and those who trust us against this and deliverous, not
Speaker 1: a vegetation, and deliverous the kingdom and the.
Speaker 2: I don't think you actually completely, said one coher.
Speaker 1: I know I was doing it.
Speaker 2: I thought you were at the blah blah.
Speaker 1: B Mary full of grace.
Speaker 3: The Lord is with the hail Mary full of grace.
Speaker 3: Please don't punch her in the face.
Speaker 2: I'm not Catholic, so that's definitely.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of Midnight mass Oh, this was a great show.
Speaker 1: It's a great show. Speaking of which you watch, I
Speaker 1: always thinking about that too. So I have an art
Speaker 1: project I'm going to work on before I'm going to
Speaker 1: get into our new It's not tarot cards. It's something
Speaker 1: completely different that I think you're gonna like. I went
Speaker 1: to a store that I love in Hillcrest. It's called
Speaker 1: Earth Elements, and that's where I get all my crystals
Speaker 1: and woo woo stuff and lots of cool woo. This
Speaker 1: isn't where I got these. I got these in Mexico.
Speaker 1: But isn't this like a cool tile? It's like Evan.
Speaker 1: To me, this is like Evan. It's just really cool art.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna put like, I'm gonna glue crystals around
Speaker 1: the edge to make it like a nice looking.
Speaker 2: What's it supposed to represent?
Speaker 1: Just because she's a beautiful princess, there's.
Speaker 2: No like deeper meaning or that's not depicting anything.
Speaker 1: I think it's just beautiful.
Speaker 2: But if that's like the goddess of it's not terribleness,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: And then this I'm trying to decide.
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought she had like had been scarred like
Speaker 3: a JaQuel lite, kind.
Speaker 2: Of like that mustache.
Speaker 1: Now this is her and her boyfriend and their skeletons
Speaker 1: and they're dancing and I don't know if if she's
Speaker 1: gonna like this, yeah, because it's kind of cool. And
Speaker 1: I bought some crystals growing on anyway, so there's that
Speaker 1: now in Earth's elements where I went to get some
Speaker 1: little crystals to glue on. Here I found this, Oh boy,
Speaker 1: because I said, I need something that's not terror, but
Speaker 1: it's something fun that Evan and I can do, like
Speaker 1: on the beach when we when we cleanse our crystals
Speaker 1: in the ocean, we do this.
Speaker 2: I can't stand you sometimes, Oh my god, this is awful.
Speaker 2: This is the worst.
Speaker 1: And I have a piece of mold of hete I
Speaker 1: told you about.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have moldivite as well.
Speaker 1: It is an important crystal and it.
Speaker 2: Is of course it's powerful, so so powerful.
Speaker 1: It comes from outer space, dude.
Speaker 2: I know, okay, it's it's it's so powerful anyway.
Speaker 1: So what we do is we both have a pendant.
Speaker 1: Hers is bigger than mine, minus smokes. I can only
Speaker 1: handle a little bit at this power.
Speaker 2: I don't stop. You're killing me.
Speaker 1: So this is the way, this is what I believe in.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not bullshitting you here.
Speaker 2: Wow, Once again.
Speaker 3: We have to we have to make this an NC seventeen.
Speaker 3: Mommy's got a trash mouth today.
Speaker 2: I know, right.
Speaker 1: We take it to Obi at night and we cleanse
Speaker 1: our crystal clean. In the ocean.
Speaker 2: You bring a little like a candle. The ocean's dirty.
Speaker 1: The ocean is mother Earth. The ocean is a female.
Speaker 1: The ocean is.
Speaker 2: No. It has to wash is in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Debbie Downer, I thought you were you bring a strainer?
Speaker 2: Do you bring a strainer.
Speaker 1: The ocean to the thing.
Speaker 2: No, that's dirtier than when you started.
Speaker 1: I don't get in the water. I just like whatever
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you about.
Speaker 2: And you have to dry it in the moon afterwards.
Speaker 1: Now you might like this because she's not listening.
Speaker 2: To I know these things. Yeahs, rocks are not properly cleansed.
Speaker 1: And I put all my crystal stuff when the moon
Speaker 1: is full in a basket outside.
Speaker 2: To charge to Tan. You were the tan lines?
Speaker 1: What about the tail line?
Speaker 2: Never mind?
Speaker 1: I did that go over my head.
Speaker 2: It's probably bad joke.
Speaker 1: It was probably really bad.
Speaker 2: I said, she you put them out in the basket.
Speaker 1: I was like to Tan, Oh, okay, so this is
Speaker 1: called I ching based on the ancient wisdom of China.
Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm gonna read you. And I needed these
Speaker 1: glasses because I haven't needed glasses in a while because
Speaker 1: it's got the lazy But it's so small. Yeah, these
Speaker 1: are like, these are dollar treels. Horrible.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Wow, that is a small print.
Speaker 1: Right, can you even read? Okay, these are so like
Speaker 1: they have so many fingerprints on it.
Speaker 2: You look like somebody's mother.
Speaker 1: Now, oh my gosh, yeah, these are actually you look.
Speaker 2: Like the mean teacher in a movie that becomes nice
Speaker 2: at the end once she takes.
Speaker 1: The glasses off really to deserve it.
Speaker 2: No, like the sad, mean, lonely single teacher. And then
Speaker 2: she takes she finds a man and she takes the
Speaker 2: glasses often the movie to signify that she's nicer. Now
Speaker 2: hold on, oh exchange. Excuse me, Grandma and Grandpa are
Speaker 2: full effect.
Speaker 1: Dollar tree our money exchange.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, look red an art critic.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, so read this first paragraph and then I'll
Speaker 1: start from Okay.
Speaker 3: Search for understanding of the life around us and its
Speaker 3: natural laws belongs to the most fundamental of human needs. Therefore,
Speaker 3: human beings have always attempted to understand the Wow, they
Speaker 3: didn't even the the it's the writing is terrible.
Speaker 1: Whatever, Just keep going.
Speaker 3: The power of destiny through omens and the questioning of
Speaker 3: oracles to be prepared for life's risk and to successfully
Speaker 3: counter them.
Speaker 2: Now do you have to read the rest of it?
Speaker 1: You're bothering me. I Ching, The Book of Changes is
Speaker 1: undoubtedly one of the oldest and most important books of
Speaker 1: wisdom and oracles known to us. All the profound thoughts
Speaker 1: and insights of Chinese philosophy have been incorporated into its
Speaker 1: wise teachings. Don't yohn. Philosophers, heads of state, scientists, and
Speaker 1: seekers of truth have sought and found advice, wisdom, and
Speaker 1: self knowledge in I Ching through the millennia. Turn not
Speaker 1: off right now. This is a rather straightforward introduction, corresponding
Speaker 1: to modern ways and indicating what you can expect from
Speaker 1: the oracle. These are oracle cards. You're only going to
Speaker 1: pick two. Shut the hell up with those crickets. I thought,
Speaker 1: no this. I thought you could be interested in this
Speaker 1: because it's a legitimate.
Speaker 2: It's not like I know, you're like you're reading out
Speaker 2: of like with glasses, out of like this like two
Speaker 2: inch book of like fine print.
Speaker 1: I wanted to explain what these are about.
Speaker 2: The tarot cards.
Speaker 1: Those, No, they're not those wishing to immerse themselves later
Speaker 1: and even deeper. They're okay, you can go deeper, but
Speaker 1: we're not going to go deep. How on oracle functions
Speaker 1: is something not known yet to modern.
Speaker 2: Science based on scientific evidence yet to be discovered, these
Speaker 2: are legit.
Speaker 1: When you use I ching over a significant period of time,
Speaker 1: you cannot help it. Recognize that it helps, It helps,
Speaker 1: it helps. Now we're gonna pick two. You were each
Speaker 1: going to pick two, and you have to ask it
Speaker 1: a question. Okay, First of all, I'm gonna get my
Speaker 1: secret dog out of this room because he's bothering me.
Speaker 3: To Can you just let them out the front gate?
Speaker 2: Anyways? I ching, It sounds cool whatever.
Speaker 3: The only I ching, the only I ching that I
Speaker 3: like to hear is the sound of that happening when
Speaker 3: Laura's at the casino.
Speaker 2: Chut ching, Oh, chutching. Yeah, yeah, I'm My hopes are not.
Speaker 2: My expectations are very low for the mystical oracle cards.
Speaker 2: Are they just pictures or something? Oh? I know, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I got this, don't Laura? Ancient Chinese force.
Speaker 2: Ancient Chinese forces just stole the cards from the table.
Speaker 2: The oracle, the spirit of the oracle. They just disappeared
Speaker 2: and seize the cards. They just told you.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. There was just like a
Speaker 3: puff of smoke, and there was the oracle. I was
Speaker 3: listening while you read it was the oracle.
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa No. I Ching does not like
Speaker 2: those those words. Ching doesn't like those I want.
Speaker 1: You guys, to be serious for two seconds.
Speaker 2: Two seconds.
Speaker 1: That's why I got asked.
Speaker 2: I could do two two seconds to.
Speaker 1: Ask questions, a question that you really want an answer
Speaker 1: to that pertains to your life. And it can't be
Speaker 1: a yes or no question.
Speaker 2: Why not, because that's what the say at These rules
Speaker 2: really seem to be setting the cards up for ambiguity.
Speaker 1: And you lay them out yourself and you pick two. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go first. Eric question think about like your
Speaker 1: your future, something you want, so you're an intention anything
Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell us after.
Speaker 2: So make sure it can't be a yes or no question.
Speaker 1: Like ask an open ended question. You know what that is.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't open end your question A question
Speaker 2: yes or no? No?
Speaker 1: No, it's like what is going to happen to me
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 2: Yes, you get a card that says yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I can take these off? No, boy, those
Speaker 1: are strong. All right? Now take these in your hand,
Speaker 1: think about your question. Okay, spread them out here. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then when you're done.
Speaker 2: Wait have these been cleansed in the moon.
Speaker 1: They didn't need to.
Speaker 2: We can't use them. Then you know the rules.
Speaker 1: I read the directions.
Speaker 2: Direction Now do I wave my hand.
Speaker 1: Over and you can just like look at them and
Speaker 1: see which ones pick two whatever on which.
Speaker 2: Ones are prettiest? Okay, all look the same. Well that's
Speaker 2: not very nice thing to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to do one at.
Speaker 2: A time, oh or two. It's up to you. Which
Speaker 2: everyone speaks to you?
Speaker 1: All right, so let me read it to you first.
Speaker 1: You want to tell me your question?
Speaker 2: Uh? Do I have to?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because then I'm going to tell you what the
Speaker 1: card means.
Speaker 2: I would like to know what the next twenty years
Speaker 2: are going to be.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, so you got this card, now you can
Speaker 1: you can dive deeper. It's like like these little little
Speaker 1: like line means something. This means something. But We're going
Speaker 1: to just focus on the sixth d the number sixty.
Speaker 3: Oh great, I'm almost at sixty. It go carrying something
Speaker 3: that's scary.
Speaker 1: This is what this means, Eric, Okay, this is your life.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it means is it?
Speaker 1: You want to know what your future the next couple
Speaker 1: of years are going to look like. Is that next
Speaker 1: twenty restriction?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm on restriction for the next twenty years.
Speaker 2: Does that mean?
Speaker 1: The sign suggests that you should watch out for the
Speaker 1: extremes of any kind. You will then find the right
Speaker 1: path by yourself. Otherwise you will drift like a rudderless
Speaker 1: vessel in a sea of possibilities and lose yourself in
Speaker 1: a lack of commitment. The restriction concerns the realm of
Speaker 1: ideas as well as material It calls for insight, discipline, moderation,
Speaker 1: which you kind of already do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It calls for uh, you overcome bad times without incurring
Speaker 1: substantial loss and still have your sense of reality in
Speaker 1: the good times. So don't let situations bring you down.
Speaker 2: That's why, you know, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Clear guidelines help in keeping to the imposed restrictions. You
Speaker 1: should not be too flexible, though you have to understand
Speaker 1: that restriction is just a means to an end. A
Speaker 1: restriction is your own nature that leads to atrophy, whilst
Speaker 1: immeasured restriction of other people triggers off in the indignation.
Speaker 1: Don't impose restrictions upon others. Drastic restrictions must not be permanent.
Speaker 1: Imposed restrictions don't achieve half as much as those freely adopted.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, now.
Speaker 2: I think that I think basically what that said is
Speaker 2: you're gonna die soon.
Speaker 1: Probably you know what came to my mind. I don't
Speaker 1: know why, but your whole customer service bursts.
Speaker 2: I don't have those anymore.
Speaker 1: Restrictions just like to restrict himself from.
Speaker 2: It's falling for it said, freely or freely accepted restrictions
Speaker 2: or imposed whatever are the best, and not to restrict
Speaker 2: yourself or others too heavily. I haven't. I haven't lost
Speaker 2: my mind with anybody recently.
Speaker 1: What was the last time I.
Speaker 2: Think, actually I think I can't remember, is that you
Speaker 2: should stop kidnapping people. You're clearly kidnapping and restricting, so
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're supposed to pick two cards, so once
Speaker 1: the other card. Okay, pick another one. Okay, okay, let's
Speaker 1: see what else next twenty years, Eric Rimmer picked number thirty.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, atch he wants to be that was the best.
Speaker 2: Times were great, was it?
Speaker 3: Times were terror free? Yes, footloose and fancy free.
Speaker 1: And your body worked in every way possible.
Speaker 2: My body still works.
Speaker 1: I know all I've heard, I've heard believing, I've seen,
Speaker 1: well not in person, seen videos, video, picture passing fans.
Speaker 1: It's artistic.
Speaker 2: Read the book, Read the book.
Speaker 1: By the way, thirty is adhering and then slash fire.
Speaker 1: When two forces mutually support one another, they achieve a
Speaker 1: greater effect than would be possible for one each acting alone.
Speaker 1: You and me, Yeah, you are currently in the vicinity
Speaker 1: of a complicated power struggle.
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
Speaker 1: Understand that you cannot be impartial. Open up to other
Speaker 1: forces and to relationships capable of bearing the strain. All
Speaker 1: of those involved live up to their individual challenges through
Speaker 1: mutual support. You should not question in the importance of
Speaker 1: co operation, even in relationships where there's less harmony. Adopt
Speaker 1: your ideas into realities and use your energy to expand
Speaker 1: into new horizons.
Speaker 2: That speaks to you, That does.
Speaker 1: All right, Brian, you need to text these cards, mofo,
Speaker 1: So get up here. You're doing it. You're doing where
Speaker 1: worse I am.
Speaker 2: Don't forget that all about it? Did you just put
Speaker 2: my card back in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Should I take your cards out? We'll take your
Speaker 1: cards out?
Speaker 2: Probably should?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just supposed to keep.
Speaker 2: Them and like hold them. That's the other one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what it says in the book.
Speaker 2: If they're just not okay, no, dirty thirty.
Speaker 1: I know, God forbid, you're on camera.
Speaker 2: Dirty thirty.
Speaker 1: Tell me which one? Just come up here, just push
Speaker 1: your this one? This one?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, you're.
Speaker 1: Pressing me off. All right? What would sit back down?
Speaker 1: Or we pick another one so we can get this
Speaker 1: out of the way. This one or this one? This one?
Speaker 2: No, that one?
Speaker 1: No whatever? He's so ready?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What tell me what your question was? And then well
Speaker 1: this is your future?
Speaker 3: Brian?
Speaker 2: Oh crap, hold on, that was my question.
Speaker 1: You didn't even think of a freaking crunt?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I did. It is? What's gonna What does
Speaker 2: this the rest of this year having store for me?
Speaker 1: Okay, great, you got the number forty two?
Speaker 2: I hope me picking the question last?
Speaker 1: Did forty two forty two, forty two and again I
Speaker 1: just got this.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I changed my question, but I won't tell
Speaker 2: you what it is. Just read it.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: I have to tell.
Speaker 1: You play the freaking game.
Speaker 2: What would the game involve me? I just I know
Speaker 2: it is. I picked the car the in from energy.
Speaker 1: Cards Energy Entertainment show.
Speaker 2: What will be more entertaining? I tell you? After?
Speaker 1: Well? Whatever? So what what is? What's the future hold
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: No, that's different, but just read it.
Speaker 1: Increase. This sign means that the creative powers of Heaven
Speaker 1: and Earth are united. Difficult and risky projects can also
Speaker 1: be attempted. Now take advantage of this phase as it
Speaker 1: won't last forever. You won't be young forever. But question
Speaker 1: you get old fast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and accept.
Speaker 1: An exceptional force comes into effect from a higher level.
Speaker 1: Is the same car. It is also so subtle that
Speaker 1: it seizes upon whatever is important. Trivial and superficial matters
Speaker 1: are not caught in its net. A healthy blend of
Speaker 1: inner and outer activity ensures the growth of strong energies.
Speaker 1: You are not alone on the planet because there are
Speaker 1: aliens out there and God.
Speaker 2: Is that what the card says?
Speaker 1: No, dust me you are not alone on this planet,
Speaker 1: and you are therefore not just here to look after yourself.
Speaker 1: Take responsibility, increase the good in yourself. This is perfect
Speaker 1: for Brian.
Speaker 2: Zero times one hundred million is still zero.
Speaker 1: As well as be good to other peep.
Speaker 2: Oh hell no. Also that was not applicable to my question.
Speaker 1: Maybe this one is. And then dude, drink a freaking
Speaker 1: doctor pepper or.
Speaker 2: It took section on the couch. Alright, I read the
Speaker 2: second card.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I was just bonding with my card on the couch,
Speaker 3: just bonding with vanishing into the couch.
Speaker 2: Read read my second card.
Speaker 1: I need to know twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's had it with both of us, you guys
Speaker 2: are I'm over it. I'm over with her. Sorry speech, Okay.
Speaker 1: Guess what it's going down?
Speaker 2: Oh it's going Oh we're gonna fight.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, I am scrappy. Oh and I'm
Speaker 1: stronger than I look.
Speaker 2: Hold her ear anyways, I will want one tug and
Speaker 2: half your hair comes out.
Speaker 1: True, that is true, all right. Twenty eight is predominance
Speaker 1: of the great. You are in a situation, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that one where.
Speaker 1: Too many things are affecting you at once. They all
Speaker 1: seem to be important and all demand your attention. You
Speaker 1: need to look at things carefully so this extraordinary situation
Speaker 1: does not become permanent, bringing any bells at all. Sure,
Speaker 1: you will find a way out once you succeed in
Speaker 1: reducing your view of details down to fundamentals. In doing so,
Speaker 1: you should anticipate suddenly finding yourself in a totally new
Speaker 1: position in life. WHOA, don't leave us on Monday though. No,
Speaker 1: the predominance of the great heralds a new crisis marking
Speaker 1: the crossing into a better period.
Speaker 2: I'm a believe and now I'm a sensitive. I have
Speaker 2: to quit the show, and it's the card I'm gonna
Speaker 2: veto that. I'm a believer. Now you made me a believer.
Speaker 1: Remain relaxed and serene, and you will solve solve all difficulties,
Speaker 1: whether by taking active measures or through patients and biting
Speaker 1: your time. Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, I'm relaxed. I am reducing the complexies down
Speaker 2: to the fundamentals. Laura, I quit. That's what the card
Speaker 2: told me to do.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to cry on camera?
Speaker 2: That'd be funny. You're not quitting, you know what the
Speaker 2: card told me to you made me have a stupid card.
Speaker 1: Job you take in life, I'm going.
Speaker 2: To I'm not doing this job forever.
Speaker 1: I know that, but in the near future four.
Speaker 2: Months left to me.
Speaker 1: Oh God needs what we need to do. Some get
Speaker 1: as in this fucking chair. Then he won't leave.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'm not trying to inspire or
Speaker 2: trigger panic attack. That's cringe. Keep going, that's it, great,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play because you guys are.
Speaker 2: No, you want to play.
Speaker 1: My arm pits are sweating because I'm trying to put
Speaker 1: on a show. You're yawning and your eyes are water.
Speaker 2: So I was not. I was not yawning. I was
Speaker 2: just getting like, tees are coming out like I was
Speaker 2: just getting Let's say, all right, let's go around, let's say.
Speaker 3: One, and tears are coming out of my eyes. Is
Speaker 3: because you're wearing those boots and.
Speaker 1: It's pick one.
Speaker 2: You're wearing one boot. No, you're picking two, like and
Speaker 2: I'm going to read it. I'm I'm running. There's so
Speaker 2: long hard all right, No, you're picking two sixty three.
Speaker 1: Don't say.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Wait, wait, let me see the card. Okay,
Speaker 2: yours is you're gonna get bad visions soon, glorry sentences.
Speaker 1: It's like craziness over here.
Speaker 2: It's number sixty.
Speaker 1: Nine, sixty three.
Speaker 2: I was sixty three. Okay, after fulfillment?
Speaker 1: Oh what I even wish for anything? Yet?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, I did?
Speaker 2: What your wish? What? My question was, what's going to
Speaker 2: happen to Laura Kane this year? And none of those
Speaker 2: cards are applicable? So what's your wish?
Speaker 1: Will I find true love again?
Speaker 2: Oh? I can answer that for you.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it says after fulfillment. The genesis of the
Speaker 3: cosmos precedes chaos, and so too does a new order
Speaker 3: follow every state of confusion in the people's lives. When
Speaker 3: this new order is achieved, we like to sit back
Speaker 3: and relax and relax, But beware, this is precisely the
Speaker 3: point where you need to be careful and observant, for
Speaker 3: the achievement has not.
Speaker 2: Yet stabilized itself. Furthermore, the law did tastes that decline
Speaker 2: begins after every peak. Smug self satisfaction only accelerates the process.
Speaker 2: Beware of the illusion that some ideal condition can be everlasting.
Speaker 2: Nothing is constant except change itself.
Speaker 1: Like this ideal situation, like Brian staying.
Speaker 3: Remain alert, open to do challenges, and be certain of
Speaker 3: one thing. Your road will take many a turn, lead
Speaker 3: you over numerous mountains and valleys.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of this.
Speaker 2: As soon as you have completed something, you stand still
Speaker 2: to admire your own work. Don't you notice how your
Speaker 2: attention wanes. This is how you unwittingly put the risk
Speaker 2: put at risk the fruit of your labor.
Speaker 3: A pretty gloss may well conceal the emptiness of a heart,
Speaker 3: but it can never dispel such emptiness. You will find
Speaker 3: true happiness only if you cultivate your own inner values.
Speaker 3: Flowers of great beauty are the first to fade.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was deep, and if I really was thinking
Speaker 1: about that, that is like true.
Speaker 2: I was listening.
Speaker 3: But oh, listen to this, Oh oh, The subliminal rumbles
Speaker 3: are present. Even if everything seems to be in wonderful order.
Speaker 3: The first signs of decay are making themselves know. Take
Speaker 3: precautions instead of closing your eyes and surround to your dreams.
Speaker 3: Your plans are ambitious, Remain conscious of the danger which
Speaker 3: threatens every climber, and especially important, have capable and loyal
Speaker 3: helpers to get you through the challenges. Of the future
Speaker 3: me and producer brand I know, thank you.
Speaker 1: I've been through you know what I've been challenges.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be part of that.
Speaker 1: I'm done with the challenges. I'm done with the ups
Speaker 1: and downs. I'm done with a struggle.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 3: Your abilities all to often go unrecognized. Yes, but stay calm,
Speaker 3: your day will come. Continue your self development and quietly
Speaker 3: consolidate your position.
Speaker 2: What truly belongs to you can never be lost. I
Speaker 2: wish you the best lawyer. You're gonna need it.
Speaker 1: Pick one more, I don't own anything.
Speaker 2: As my last episode on this podcast, pick one more,
Speaker 2: the cards told me I'm sorry you made me play
Speaker 2: this game. I listened to Cards, I was converted. Wait,
Speaker 2: pick one more.
Speaker 1: Just and just read the first sentence forty forty one.
Speaker 1: But this is kind of like another link Tornado.
Speaker 2: Why are these things so long? Taro gives you like
Speaker 2: two sents. This is reduction, This could be rest reduction.
Speaker 1: Now, I just got these babies pumped up a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. Give me a break.
Speaker 3: Reduction and increase are polarities, both come and go, depending
Speaker 3: upon which is ordained.
Speaker 2: If you find the right approach, towards reduction. You will
Speaker 2: profit from it.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, it fundamentally doesn't matter which
Speaker 3: aspect of life reduction site seizes upon. So try to
Speaker 3: develop patients and staying power. Find a modest approach. Consider
Speaker 3: your inner strength. What is within is more important than
Speaker 3: what is without. Work on yourself is more important now
Speaker 3: than worldly success. Set inner reserves, which you can call
Speaker 3: upon later. Of set aside inner reserves. The things you
Speaker 3: now learn and integrate into your personality will later pay
Speaker 3: you twice over.
Speaker 2: I thought we said one sentence. Anyways, I here, I
Speaker 2: got the interpretion like that, reduce your spending.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. That's your fortune and I have
Speaker 1: Oh there's not any team packages. No, none have landed
Speaker 1: at my door in the last and half Amazon boot
Speaker 1: like that for my birthday present to myself.
Speaker 3: Good luck is on your side, and scarcely anything that
Speaker 3: is capable of keeping your fortune at bay.
Speaker 2: You would be a fool to worry.
Speaker 1: Now, congrats with my sixty four dollars on my checking account.
Speaker 3: And this one's good closeness. Close closeness is always at
Speaker 3: its greatest between two people.
Speaker 2: Wait, geta that's anyways, this is all all right?
Speaker 1: Place.
Speaker 2: I'm having too much of these, these tiny little fortunes.
Speaker 2: These are awful. These are so boring. I'm sorry. These
Speaker 2: are like the worst things ever, are so vague. I
Speaker 2: love have.
Speaker 1: Learned to use these better. But I thought you'd like
Speaker 1: them because they were like ancient Chinese wisdom.
Speaker 2: I like Taro Taro were like, you know, kind of creepy.
Speaker 2: I think these are fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Eric.
Speaker 2: I just think they're so like the book is like
Speaker 2: ten pages, like ten million pages long per thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much. It's a lot to learn.
Speaker 2: And if you can't all the point immediately, I don't mention.
Speaker 1: To you how much these were. Speaking of spending, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, forty no, twenty eight Jesus twenty eight. She's like,
Speaker 2: I have him reducing my spending. Also, I think my
Speaker 2: colon just fell out.
Speaker 3: Cards, I think did you hear what I said said?
Speaker 3: I think my colon just fell out?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that was on your card?
Speaker 1: I bet Oh wait, didn't it look like colon?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dude, all I remember is that my card told
Speaker 2: me to quit.
Speaker 1: No, it did it, it did No, it didn't stop it.
Speaker 2: So oh oh, Now you don't believe in spiritual stuff
Speaker 2: you're reading it wrong. That's the only way to read it.
Speaker 2: It said, I need to change my environment and reduce
Speaker 2: things down to the fundamentals.
Speaker 1: Where you live. Perhaps, no, Brian work, this maybe a
Speaker 1: career shift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get out of the podcast business.
Speaker 1: No, not a week.
Speaker 2: Oh and it's such a drain of my soul.
Speaker 1: Is it soul sucking? This thing? Is it sucking your soul?
Speaker 2: Sucking?
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go. He's gotta go to Target.
Speaker 1: We both have to work, and I'm spending time with Evan.
Speaker 1: I love you guys for watching. I love you guys
Speaker 1: for listening. Thank you and love your podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for watching and listening and your support.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Love you, my sweet sweet babies. Bye.