Speaker 1: Surprised. You should hardly be surprised, darling, that I would
Speaker 1: show up here. In fact, the only thing surprised that
Speaker 1: should be going on is the fact that it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem that you were a complete kendle downstairs. I didn't
Speaker 1: think seeing Satan herself would cause you to be so
Speaker 1: well at full sale if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: This is some nice digs you got here. You know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought that they would have thought someone
Speaker 1: like you to come hunting down the old mame, well,
Speaker 1: why would I stay in my own place? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's hotter than Heidies down there, so I wanted to
Speaker 1: go to some place and nice and cooler. I'd about now, well,
Speaker 1: I guess the schools it can be in all Australia.
Speaker 1: But whatever, So how did you Carmeen san Diego? Mem Well,
Speaker 1: even Carmen san Diego got caught every once in a while.
Speaker 1: How did you find me? Mygaver? What sarla home suit?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to refer to you as m No,
Speaker 1: You're not wrong. I absolutely have been hunting you, you
Speaker 1: think about surprising. Do you remember when we were in
Speaker 1: that one battle and we were trying to take over heaven.
Speaker 1: We lost. You're right, we've lost one hundred percent of times.
Speaker 1: Yet I keep going. You know what, the definition of
Speaker 1: insanity is, right, doing the same thing over and over,
Speaker 1: we're gonna expecting different results. Yeah, I'm I'm not insane.
Speaker 1: That we tried in many different ways. One goal, we
Speaker 1: want to overthrow you, goody two shoes, sons of a
Speaker 1: good eat in bisca What? Well, anyway, during that first
Speaker 1: battle where me and you met each other, You know
Speaker 1: that one time we're across the battlefield and I had
Speaker 1: just taken my sword and sunk it down the throat
Speaker 1: of one of your angel crappy son of a Oh,
Speaker 1: look at me. I don't even drink alcohol. I've never
Speaker 1: had fun in my life. Sons of a goat eating biscuits?
Speaker 1: What a goat? Well, yeah, I say goat eating biscuits
Speaker 1: because I sure do love. I assured you love. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right, I guess it should be biscuit eating goats.
Speaker 1: I mean a biscuit eats me. Well, you are a
Speaker 1: chat anyways, So back to you. We've locked eyes with
Speaker 1: each other, and I thought, Jesus Christ, did you end
Speaker 1: up on the wrong side of this war? Because had
Speaker 1: you been one of mine, you would have been my
Speaker 1: right and man n, I'm just saying that I thought
Speaker 1: need to be absolutely like the ball. Anyways, So it
Speaker 1: was at that point that I decided to find out
Speaker 1: more about you. What made you end up in heaven
Speaker 1: and not down at Hell. I'm kidding just because someone's
Speaker 1: never I know people in heaven have drink alcohol before,
Speaker 1: but that guy was just one of those guys who
Speaker 1: made it a personality trait to make sure everyone knows
Speaker 1: that he's such a square boring anyways, So back to you,
Speaker 1: tell me more about yourself. Oh wait, no, hold on,
Speaker 1: I have a whole nice little dussier. What yes, I
Speaker 1: keep notes on you. Why can I say you're a
Speaker 1: noteworthy I get it. You want to take me before
Speaker 1: the heavenly tribunal for all all of the spiritual crimes
Speaker 1: you think I've committed. We have time, We have an
Speaker 1: eternity quite literally. Can we just sit down and talk? Well,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you specifically. I want to
Speaker 1: talk to you. I have a crush on you. I
Speaker 1: went and found out about all of your human life
Speaker 1: and all of the friends and all of your family
Speaker 1: and everyone has ever known you, and created this layer
Speaker 1: and left all those breadcrumbs for you to follow, so
Speaker 1: that you would appear here and you'd come to capture
Speaker 1: me and I hey, hell hem drop it, m mm
Speaker 1: drop it. Sorry, Rocky. He's a he's a new he's
Speaker 1: new to Hell. Anyways, what I know, we're not in Hell.
Speaker 1: But he travels around with me. He's very talkative. Anyways,
Speaker 1: he likes paper. He likes to shredd it back to
Speaker 1: you and back to the important thing. So I created
Speaker 1: this layer so that you could come find me and
Speaker 1: we could spend a nice couple of nights together, you know,
Speaker 1: like I get them. No, damn it, Rocky, knock it off.
Speaker 1: I get it. I am no that hell hound us.
Speaker 1: Swear to goodness, will you just sit sit good boy,
Speaker 1: See how well trying he is. I like to keep
Speaker 1: those around me, knowing exactly where they belong. You No, goodness, gracious, now,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't well, I wouldn't want to keep you allow
Speaker 1: you to go too far away from me. I'd want
Speaker 1: to be all over you every second of every day.
Speaker 1: But that is the more important things that are going
Speaker 1: on us and what we could have going on, if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. All right, So hmm, business,
Speaker 1: tell me more about yourself. You know, what do you
Speaker 1: think about when you think of You thought Satan really
Speaker 1: was a dude? No, I'm not. There's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: being trans whatsoever. Some of my best friends are trans.
Speaker 1: Hot found many multiple types of trans people. Hot me, no,
Speaker 1: I have. I've always had a female part. It's not
Speaker 1: that that matters. But really it's because of pop culture. Right,
Speaker 1: you think Satan? You think what about Elizabeth Hurley when
Speaker 1: she played the Devil? You know hot, don't it's me?
Speaker 1: I'm Satan. Well, yeah, Lucifer tends to be a more
Speaker 1: masculine name. But did you know that they like to
Speaker 1: change the victors, get to rewrite history. Yeah, no, my
Speaker 1: name is not even Lucifer or Zena. Anyways, back to
Speaker 1: what Jesus Christ. You are full of questions. I I'll
Speaker 1: tell you exactly what you want to know. I want
Speaker 1: you to not go back. I want you to stay
Speaker 1: here with me. I want you. Yes, that would make
Speaker 1: you fallen, and that's fine. I want you to be
Speaker 1: here with me. I mean, who else would understand you
Speaker 1: as well as I do. I'm fallen and I don't
Speaker 1: want to get back up. In fact, if you would
Speaker 1: look over there at that delicious pillow set and blanket,
Speaker 1: that's exactly where I'd like to go. Follow with you.
Speaker 1: Why are you pushing me away so hard? I get it.
Speaker 1: You got your job, you like your job, you like everything,
Speaker 1: But look here, you don't get to have fun. All
Speaker 1: you do is chase around the evil of the world
Speaker 1: and haste to say that we're evil. Really think about
Speaker 1: that story. My story was I wanted to give a
Speaker 1: choice to humans, not make them just have to live
Speaker 1: by an arbitrary set of rules that someone else created.
Speaker 1: They then have the knowledge of the use and they
Speaker 1: could decide what path they wanted to go on. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it led to some people self destructing and doing terrible things,
Speaker 1: but it also led to some really cool stuff happening.
Speaker 1: Have you watched Doctor Who? I Love Me some Doctor Who? Anyways, Look,
Speaker 1: it may have led to some terrible things, but also
Speaker 1: beautiful things come out of terrible places. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of trash flowers? They just grow where they are
Speaker 1: like they were birds. They have of horrible circumstances, but
Speaker 1: they sometimes are the most beautiful thing that can be
Speaker 1: found around. Because of the adversity which forged them, I
Speaker 1: just don't think people should be caged. And well, yeah
Speaker 1: I did just say I wouldn't want you getting far
Speaker 1: away from me, but I would still give you the choice.
Speaker 1: Trust me, I have severe abandonment issues. Trust me. I
Speaker 1: of all people don't like it when people leave me.
Speaker 1: But I've also had a ton of people leave me,
Speaker 1: and none of them none of them are dead. Well, okay, no,
Speaker 1: you got me there. I didn't kill him, though I
Speaker 1: tempted him in that field. Like listen here, I had
Speaker 1: a really good life. I had your life. I lived
Speaker 1: your life, and I learned I was miserable because I
Speaker 1: had to live by these rules that I did not
Speaker 1: have a choice to decide whether or not I wanted
Speaker 1: to live by them. I was forced into this life,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to see the same happen to
Speaker 1: you anyways. What Yeah, No, it was this there's this
Speaker 1: guy up there, just I don't know, is this super
Speaker 1: stuffy up there? I feel like it would be super
Speaker 1: stuffy still up there. It was so everybody was so
Speaker 1: perfecting and in and out. I didn't fit in whatsoever. Yeah. No, particularly,
Speaker 1: there were these like twelve that ran around and they
Speaker 1: all folded. This one guy that was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I went down there and I was like, you went
Speaker 1: down to hill, but there really was in hell. He's
Speaker 1: like no down on earth, and they put me on
Speaker 1: a stick, and now everybody loves me and everything. And
Speaker 1: the twelve guys just thought that he was just the
Speaker 1: best thing since flash bread. What Oh he was the
Speaker 1: son of God. Oh maybe I shouldn't have said that
Speaker 1: stuff to him after all. But anyways, back to you,
Speaker 1: what do you think about choice? Do you like being
Speaker 1: handed in an agenda and being told what to do
Speaker 1: all day every day? No? And I could say that
Speaker 1: I could hear in your soul. I could hear how
Speaker 1: much you how bored you were, how much you don't
Speaker 1: like living this life that you were told is how
Speaker 1: you're supposed to live. So why don't you Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it is a choice where you can't go back. But
Speaker 1: actually I'll let you in on a little something and
Speaker 1: maybe you'll let me go and go test and see
Speaker 1: if this is true, and if it's true, then decide.
Speaker 1: And you know what, if you decide at that point,
Speaker 1: I will absolutely come back in with you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: don't worry, those are just my cards. Maybe at that
Speaker 1: point you'll decide to come back. Yes, I know I'm
Speaker 1: the ultimate deceiver, but here No, it's one of my
Speaker 1: power rings. A you can summon me at any time
Speaker 1: with it, so you can force me literally to be
Speaker 1: in a cell up in heaven. But any who, let
Speaker 1: me tell you right here, right now, there's a way
Speaker 1: for you to go back. Yeah, all those battles, you
Speaker 1: guys kept saying I was wasting innocent lives. You guys
Speaker 1: know that when you die as an angel, you go
Speaker 1: to a higher plane of existence and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what all the stars are. When we die in Hell,
Speaker 1: we just respond, then, fat, where do you think all
Speaker 1: those sega genesism, PS one games and freaking like, how
Speaker 1: do you think Steam got the idea that you just
Speaker 1: respond and can restart over? Yeah, that concept never existed
Speaker 1: before video games. You can restart. It existed in hell.
Speaker 1: That's where the idea came from. You just restart all
Speaker 1: over again. And once you find the thing that was
Speaker 1: your purpose that you were meant to do, you can
Speaker 1: complete that in Hell. So you can fall down here
Speaker 1: find what that thing is and then and there's actually
Speaker 1: more tools down here to help you find it. Whereas
Speaker 1: when you're in heaven. You're stuck there until you eventually
Speaker 1: died some damon and sacrifice yourself. It's a pack of
Speaker 1: martyrs just sitting there going ooh, sou said, they send it.
Speaker 1: They're in a higher place. Damn those demons. We sent
Speaker 1: you to even greater bliss, and we are put down
Speaker 1: for having done I'm telling you, we just can't get
Speaker 1: anything right. Oh, sweet potato pie. Okay, so what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it gonna be? Do you want to come
Speaker 1: down here with me? Do you want to live I
Speaker 1: actually live? Or do you want to continue that monotonous
Speaker 1: droning that I can see in your eyes right now
Speaker 1: is getting so boring? Come on, let's go on indenture.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I was really shittily dumped really big truck
Speaker 2: that started coming down the road, and that's what we
Speaker 2: haded on. So you guys get to I'd love to
Speaker 2: see in the comments below what you guys think that
Speaker 2: would have meant in the storyline. I also thank you
Speaker 2: for tolerating my dog.
Speaker 1: Rocky is just hey. So I tried to record this
Speaker 1: like three times and I had to start. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: we'll just work it into there, and then I have
Speaker 1: repair men walking around the house, so like fun times.
Speaker 1: But I really do want to get back on my
Speaker 1: daily grind because it is my happy I want to
Speaker 1: say a huge thank you too because someone recommended this.
Speaker 1: I'm Fatrian. It was David David Shepper, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for this suggestion, in which it was the devil
Speaker 1: listener secretly falls in love with an angel and they're
Speaker 1: both from two different worlds and they want to make
Speaker 1: their romance work. I did a slight change of it
Speaker 1: where it was the devil speaker. I'm sorry, I make
Speaker 1: a far better devil than I'm doing an angel. But
Speaker 1: I also thought that this could be really, really fun
Speaker 1: because I do have one where it's the angel who's
Speaker 1: falling for the devil too. Audio, and I can see
Speaker 1: how this could become a way better, like a more
Speaker 1: storied series based off of some of my own personal stuff.
Speaker 1: So I did base it off of a personal story
Speaker 1: as well. Ya guys have suggestions, I like to take them,
Speaker 1: especially if I can draw something within my own life.
Speaker 1: And I because I grew up I basically had to
Speaker 1: raise myself from the age of nine on up, but
Speaker 1: particularly around fourteen is where I just had complete autonomy
Speaker 1: over my life and just became a full fledged adult
Speaker 1: having to pay bills and everything. Maybe I'll tell that
Speaker 1: story another time. But I got the inspiration for, or
Speaker 1: rather I was able to draw from the emotions at this,
Speaker 1: because I did meet someone pretty early on in my
Speaker 1: young adulthood when I was like eighteen nineteen years old,
Speaker 1: who came from the better side of the tracks, good
Speaker 1: family life, good everything, and I wasn't viewed as a
Speaker 1: very good option for them because I didn't have a
Speaker 1: family life and I very much had already a peppered
Speaker 1: history because I had to raise myself. I was like
Speaker 1: the little child that I was homeless at that point.
Speaker 1: So like we tried to like figure out how to
Speaker 1: make it work, but ultimately his family had concerned valid
Speaker 1: concerns and it didn't end working out. But we ended
Speaker 1: up reconnecting later on in life. And the funny thing
Speaker 1: is is that I was actually in a much more
Speaker 1: stable position than he was in and we got to
Speaker 1: be pretty good friends. And I don't know, I remember
Speaker 1: being like, why are you going to listen to them?
Speaker 1: Why are you going to like let them be in
Speaker 1: your head when this could be something that you'd be
Speaker 1: interested in and while it didn't work out in the end,
Speaker 1: I can see some different avenues and I also have
Speaker 1: a couple other stories I could pull on in order
Speaker 1: to make this a series if we go down that route. Anyways,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for who give me suggestions on Patreon.
Speaker 1: By tonight, I will have all of the videos that
Speaker 1: were deleted on YouTube down over here, and I will
Speaker 1: also be uploading a couple of extra spicies. I am
Speaker 1: gonna set those uploads to not send out notifications because
Speaker 1: I don't want you guys getting forty emails that messed
Speaker 1: up stories uploaded forty times. I don't want that to happen. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I love you guys. I'll see you in the next video.