Speaker 1: Amas, this seems like Sunday.
Speaker 2: It is Sunday, Andy, You see, we are going to
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Speaker 3: Sapphire Stevens talked to her husband and the coming home
Speaker 3: early and spending a quiet Sunday afternoon at home. But
Speaker 3: when the Kingfish first arrived home, he found his wife
Speaker 3: still there.
Speaker 1: Let's look in on the Stephens home now.
Speaker 2: Oh, so there you as well it's about time you
Speaker 2: got home. What's the idea telling me to come home
Speaker 2: early and then you not be in here? And don't
Speaker 2: look at me like that. Listen, wrinkle fas I has
Speaker 2: fed up with you. And if you have a pull
Speaker 2: a stunt like that on me again, I gonna leave you. Now,
Speaker 2: shut your big mouth and get on out there in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, fix me some supper while I smoke a
Speaker 2: big cigar and read the newspaper. As soon as south
Speaker 2: Fire comes home, I believe I'll tell.
Speaker 4: Her that, oh, there's the buzzer on the door there
Speaker 4: that must be here to do.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: The trouble is with me. Every time I see how
Speaker 2: I get scared and I soften enough. But this is
Speaker 2: one time that I ain't go soften. I gonna look
Speaker 2: her right on the face and.
Speaker 1: Teller, George, help me with these bungles.
Speaker 2: Uh yes, yes, darling.
Speaker 1: Yes, Now don't just stand there moved.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well now look, honey, uh yeah, come right on
Speaker 2: in here. As long as you was home, now, sweetheart,
Speaker 2: I think I'll get on out and going down to
Speaker 2: the pool room with the boys. But George, you and
Speaker 2: me was gonna spend the.
Speaker 6: Day at home.
Speaker 2: Well, honey, you see, I promise the fellas gode.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7: All the other men around town is perfectly content to
Speaker 7: spend a quiet afternoon at home with their wives. They
Speaker 7: enjoy the simple thing.
Speaker 2: Why can't you what you talking about? And a man
Speaker 2: in this neighborhood is as simple.
Speaker 7: As I is, George, I don't know why we can't
Speaker 7: enjoy each other's company. In books and the movers, married
Speaker 7: couples always find so much to discuss.
Speaker 2: Oh listen that it ain't That ain't the way it
Speaker 2: is in real life.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 2: What happens here is what happens when never married at home.
Speaker 2: The husband comes home and says what's new, the wife
Speaker 2: says nothing, and from then on the conversation drags.
Speaker 6: Oh doeg.
Speaker 7: It can't be that way with all marriage. My marriage
Speaker 7: is supposed to bring happen. It's the both parts, or.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me about marriage. That whole marriage gyp
Speaker 2: as a trap that was invented by a woman. That's
Speaker 2: like the spider and the fly. And to make sure
Speaker 2: that the men ain't go back out, they make the
Speaker 2: rule that you can't see the bride just before the wedding.
Speaker 7: Well, I wasn't, said he you seeing my face and
Speaker 7: backing out.
Speaker 2: Well, if it wasn't, then why did you come down
Speaker 2: to ie wearing two veils? Then that's what I.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: I'll get that.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Hello, oh hello Leightning. Uh what's that? A man doesn't
Speaker 2: put his foot through the step in the front of
Speaker 2: the large hall. Huh? And you say he hurt his leg? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well patch up the step you best. You can't rub
Speaker 2: his leg with some lineament, And I'll be down later. George,
Speaker 2: what happened or some fellaw done hurt his leg by
Speaker 2: falling through the large hall steps? I guess the things
Speaker 2: for me to do is to get myself a lawyer.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, George, I think you'd be smart to get
Speaker 7: a lawyer.
Speaker 2: Oh, certainly if it's the last thing I do. I
Speaker 2: was gonna sue that feller for busting down down large
Speaker 2: old step.
Speaker 1: Oh, come in, King Fish, Well, why the worried? Look?
Speaker 2: Oh, Henry, I as really in trouble. You know that
Speaker 2: old step that needs repair in front of the large hall.
Speaker 1: All very well, I always leaps over that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, the man fell through the thing yesterday, and I
Speaker 2: got a letter from his lawyer this morning. And he
Speaker 2: said that his client busted his leg and he goes
Speaker 2: through the large hall.
Speaker 1: For two hundred dollars. Well, I think he's got a
Speaker 1: good case, King Fish. If you got to bust some
Speaker 1: stuff on the property, that's a plain case of gross
Speaker 1: neck la jay.
Speaker 2: Me, what is I gonna do?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think there's much to be concerned about.
Speaker 1: After all, don't the lodge have insurance policies to cover
Speaker 1: everything like fire liability and well, this accident come under
Speaker 1: the head of the liability.
Speaker 2: Yeah, liability. I know the brothers give me the money
Speaker 2: to pay the liability premium. Let me think you a second, Henry.
Speaker 2: You know that new stove to me and sa fire got. Yes,
Speaker 2: well we have been cooking on that premium for the
Speaker 2: last two months. I done bought the things from the
Speaker 2: Western Acme stool company.
Speaker 1: Well that's awful, Kingfish. When the brothers here about this,
Speaker 1: they're able to kick you out of the lodge.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, Henry, I just got a thoughts here.
Speaker 2: If I was to retire from the lodge in the
Speaker 2: point of new Kingfish, the new Kingfish would be responsible
Speaker 2: for the whole mills.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a very worthy thought. Kingfish.
Speaker 2: Now, all I got to do is to find a
Speaker 2: man that has done and ignorant enough to step into
Speaker 2: my shoes. Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know what size fate Sandy has, but his
Speaker 1: brain sure fetch the requirements. Come in, brother, and if
Speaker 1: you will, you in just a minute, what you're doing there,
Speaker 1: King Fish?
Speaker 2: Well I was right now the statement for the newspapers here.
Speaker 2: You see, after twenty years as the head of the
Speaker 2: Large Eyes, resigning.
Speaker 1: As Kingfish, you is resigning.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, big news event, and all the news
Speaker 2: services want a statement, the Associated Press, the Up, the
Speaker 2: Iron st A and p Piggy wiggling, all them people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well that sounds like big stuff all right, Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 2: the New York Times might even want my picture to
Speaker 2: put in the Sunday paper. And that rot the graveyard section, you.
Speaker 9: Know, the brown.
Speaker 1: This whole thing is sure surprise to me. But tell me, Kingfish,
Speaker 1: if you resign, who's gonna be the new Kingfish?
Speaker 2: Well, I's working on that right now, and I got
Speaker 2: to be sure that I was picking the right man
Speaker 2: from among the brothers. You see, I need a man
Speaker 2: who has got strong views and will carry him out.
Speaker 2: I needs a man who's got convictions.
Speaker 1: Well, that ought to be too hard. Some of these
Speaker 1: large brother has been convicted three or four times.
Speaker 2: Well, if he in trying to pick the right man,
Speaker 2: the trouble is that, well, we's got so many bombs
Speaker 2: in the membership. However, there is one bom that stands
Speaker 2: up like a shining store among the rest. His name
Speaker 2: is Andrew H.
Speaker 1: Brown. Well, thank you, Kingfish. That's very flat run. Yes,
Speaker 1: but Kingfish, I'll come you pick me out.
Speaker 2: Well, for one thing, Andy, you got the executive experience
Speaker 2: that were needed for the new Kingfish. If I recalls you,
Speaker 2: he was held. I was in the Mystic Knights of.
Speaker 1: The Sea before in Senda, Oh sure, I was the
Speaker 1: Grand Whale for two years. Then after that I served
Speaker 1: a three year term as the Sacred Halibut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That's when you was acting
Speaker 2: this treasure and then we counted up the money that
Speaker 2: was at decrepency somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why somebody crept off with the stuff. I remember.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I think I had you
Speaker 2: impeach that office, didn't I Yeah, I believe the peaches
Speaker 2: did kick me out, And I remember two that I was.
Speaker 1: Succeeded as a treasurer by that fellow that swiped everything
Speaker 1: the first day. We was gonna peach him too, if
Speaker 1: you hadn't left town.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and in view there standing record, I think that
Speaker 2: we can consider you for the new Kingfish. Now, if
Speaker 2: you got a few minutes to spare, i'd like to norgovichion.
Speaker 1: You want to do it to me?
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to SWI into the noble office
Speaker 2: of the King Fish.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, well that's right. Let's do the
Speaker 1: thing right.
Speaker 2: Well, now, to make the thing legal, just put this
Speaker 2: official robe over your shoulders. There, the sacred robe that
Speaker 2: is war only by the Kingfish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get around here. Hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Ain't this the rug that's been laying on the floor
Speaker 1: in the lit reading room?
Speaker 2: No, no, any uh. This is the same room that
Speaker 2: I was inaugurated to myself. But it fell on the
Speaker 2: floor about ten years ago and nobody ever picked it up.
Speaker 1: That Well, okay, I was ready when you was.
Speaker 2: All right, Anna, now inflict you in all the offers
Speaker 2: with Well, you signed the thing after I finished reading it,
Speaker 2: and then you.
Speaker 1: Was in Yeah, all right, go ahead, all right here
Speaker 1: I go, raise both your hands. Got it all right.
Speaker 2: Uh, I handle is brown hereby except the high office
Speaker 2: of Kingfish, and I assumes all responsibility for the welfare
Speaker 2: of the lodge, for the well being of the brothers,
Speaker 2: and for every thing to come into mail this morning.
Speaker 2: Sign it right here.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what was that thing that done? Whizz
Speaker 1: by their hell?
Speaker 2: I didn't hear nothing. Then they come on, I'll sign
Speaker 2: the thing if you don't not gonna start teaching you again.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, okay, yeah, I'll sign it now there you.
Speaker 2: Is all right? Well, my congratulations, And and I knew
Speaker 2: you was gonna make a great king fit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I really gonna work on this job. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put a lot of new policies in effect round. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, then if I was you, I wouldn't worry about
Speaker 2: too much about new policies. You're gonna have enough trouble with.
Speaker 11: The old ones.
Speaker 2: If I say.
Speaker 3: I'm born thirty eight, couse the old ninety's having always.
Speaker 8: Name Casey Jones as the enginey.
Speaker 2: No need to worry, the no need to fit, So.
Speaker 12: Run your round the bit you want to hear stole
Speaker 12: about a brave mantings in there, Casey jn't but the
Speaker 12: rounds his name and on the big six wheeler. Even
Speaker 12: it's thinking. The boss called case about a quarter before.
Speaker 12: You can't steal the white man at the kitchen door
Speaker 12: jumped to do the campin with the's orders in his hands.
Speaker 2: Tough because a little bit to the promised land, Casey.
Speaker 1: Joe, he amounted to his cabin, Casey Joe.
Speaker 11: With his hands, Casey Joe.
Speaker 2: He mounted Jillis cabinet to the promise.
Speaker 9: Casey, he was a.
Speaker 5: Pretty good fella, Joe with his hands, he was a
Speaker 5: pretty good fellow. Well, they looked better water, his water
Speaker 5: was low.
Speaker 1: Looked at his watch, watch all looked at.
Speaker 12: His fire, and he said, boy, he'd be going to
Speaker 12: make it buck with both be dead.
Speaker 6: I got a mile of the place and up and
Speaker 6: down and the moon.
Speaker 12: Stank is the face, Casey said, big boy, you better jump.
Speaker 12: Of course, two low komotas on bound the bump.
Speaker 5: Casey Joe Nanna's cabin, Casey Joe, what's brain?
Speaker 9: Engineer, Casey Joe.
Speaker 1: Nanna's cabin was a brave engineer, and he handle around
Speaker 1: the curve cans the old ninety seven running an hourly
Speaker 1: old COmON go to me dead on out. He was
Speaker 1: found in the rank with his.
Speaker 2: Hand on the frontles.
Speaker 13: They found him.
Speaker 11: All alone, all alone.
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Speaker 2: break all.
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Speaker 2: Well, Anny, you mean to say to death all these
Speaker 2: years the Kingfish done quitting mete you the Kingfish.
Speaker 1: Right, that's right. I was now the headman round you.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's news to me.
Speaker 2: And I ain't been round the Large Hall for a while.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. You see, I've been
Speaker 2: doing a lot of shopping on well, getting some things
Speaker 2: on account of the new baby, me and Rubens expecting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. That won't belong now, I guess.
Speaker 6: But and how are you doing in your new job
Speaker 6: as kings?
Speaker 1: Well, just going over things the official papers the Kingfish
Speaker 1: left all seemed to be an order here. This one
Speaker 1: shows we planned the picnic. This one shows we planned
Speaker 1: the banquet. This one shows the fellow's planned the seers
Speaker 1: for two hundred dollars. This one shows them.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait a minute, let's see that last lineing Oh
Speaker 2: from a lawyer. Han says client is gonna sue you
Speaker 2: because he sells toe a step in the front of
Speaker 2: the large hall. Yeah, funny thing about that too. And
Speaker 2: I looked up the liability policy the large carriers and
Speaker 2: have done laps up. Well, wait a minute, share, I
Speaker 2: know one thing we give the King fish a large
Speaker 2: hall check to pay that.
Speaker 1: Premium with I remember that myself, and he paid it too,
Speaker 1: because I got the cancel check right here. It's endorsed
Speaker 1: by the Western Acme Stove Company.
Speaker 2: Funny thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that there was handling an insurance.
Speaker 2: Well, and don't you see what's going on? The Kingfiesh
Speaker 2: never paid the premium, and he gave you his job
Speaker 2: with all the responsibility that you take the blame for
Speaker 2: the man's accident and the left of policy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see the whole thing. You know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a meeting of the Grievance Committee and everybody
Speaker 1: come to meet, and everybody, shorty Henry van Porter, and say,
Speaker 1: I just happened to think of something. Fred Grendell has
Speaker 1: got a lot of brains. I'm gonna have him there too.
Speaker 2: Yes, man, you ain't got nothing to be afraid of it,
Speaker 2: after all, you was in the right. In other words,
Speaker 2: let's see which way the skiers the justice will kill.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna watch that kingfish the city that keeps
Speaker 1: his thumb off of But too, mister Henry van Porter,
Speaker 1: and gentlemen's of the Grievance Committee, I has called this
Speaker 1: meeting to get justice. As y'all knows, we as being
Speaker 1: sued for damages by a fellow that slipped on the
Speaker 1: large hall steps. But what you don't know is that
Speaker 1: the Kingfish allowed the liability policy the lapse up and
Speaker 1: try to palm off the whole responsibility for the thing
Speaker 1: on me. We're not quiet, it's quiet quiet. Let's quiet
Speaker 1: down here so we can precede with the hostilities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's telling many. Now, Kingfish, what do you got to
Speaker 1: say in your defense?
Speaker 2: Well, gentleman's uh, this whole charge is ridiculous. I'd like
Speaker 2: to put this whole matter up to a vote of
Speaker 2: the committee. Any member who thinks that I would stoop
Speaker 2: so low to do such an underhanded trick, let him
Speaker 2: signify by saying, ay ah, Well, let me put it
Speaker 2: another way.
Speaker 1: Fellows, Now, wait a minute, Wait a minute, King Fish,
Speaker 1: that's not permitted to keep this thing unbiased. Each interested party,
Speaker 1: namely Andy and the King Fish, must take another member
Speaker 1: to state his side of the case and then debate
Speaker 1: the thing in open conflict. Well, the fellow I fixed
Speaker 1: this big for me is shorty to Barber.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll pick the great newspaper man sitting right over there,
Speaker 2: Frederick Montgomery Guindell, Well, how your boss.
Speaker 11: How your greetings and sales mutation?
Speaker 1: Well, now let's precede, fellas, and everybody listens.
Speaker 6: Is you ready, Shorty?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'll say my man is absolutely in the
Speaker 8: cliff his intense. We were beyond the shadow he acted.
Speaker 8: But honestly, I mean he wasn't. He ain't got whose side.
Speaker 6: Of my arms?
Speaker 1: Listen, you was on my side, Shorty?
Speaker 11: From that, gentles in behalf of the king's fish. I
Speaker 11: say that he had the indianating rate to pass the
Speaker 11: job over the andy.
Speaker 6: How you figured that? Wise?
Speaker 11: God?
Speaker 1: The cross of the.
Speaker 9: Construction you're our large is the same ass of the
Speaker 9: United States government.
Speaker 11: If the President of the United States won the point the.
Speaker 9: Cabinet member, couldn't he buy special powers infected in him
Speaker 9: by the General Electrical College call.
Speaker 11: For an overwhelming majority of the minority. Couldn't do that?
Speaker 2: Couldn't it?
Speaker 6: Will?
Speaker 5: I say?
Speaker 11: Answer the question?
Speaker 6: Well, I as the question.
Speaker 1: To do that?
Speaker 8: Well, he could, he could, He could go right over me.
Speaker 8: He could, he could put it before.
Speaker 2: The He couldn't.
Speaker 6: He could have him. But the man that you can't,
Speaker 6: what do you go I.
Speaker 1: Would you see what I mean, I.
Speaker 11: Don't tell you something that the Congress would never let
Speaker 11: him do that. That would undermine the minors.
Speaker 9: And before you could do that, you would have to
Speaker 9: have a complete coagulation of the Senate.
Speaker 6: I knew that. I knew that. But why But what
Speaker 6: if the Senate the the what the Senate worked?
Speaker 8: Well, have told let the the center, the center work,
Speaker 8: the Senate work. But my point is that if the
Speaker 8: Senate ever done that, it would unbalance the lower House,
Speaker 8: the shiek the foundations of the upper House, thereby calling
Speaker 8: the lawyer plate the wobble, the wobble.
Speaker 7: Of the.
Speaker 1: Right rectless some of hyposity.
Speaker 8: And that would that and that would entitle you to
Speaker 8: give the medical immunity immunity and the immunity of the
Speaker 8: of the vaccination.
Speaker 9: They're not speaking categorical, paragirc and every other girl in
Speaker 9: my argument is that if they did that, the government
Speaker 9: would have to ultra file lead our constitutional right, the
Speaker 9: right of life, of liberty and the pursuit of the
Speaker 9: pursuit of uh are women, yeah.
Speaker 1: But they do it all along.
Speaker 6: When there the thing that they'd have to do, then it.
Speaker 11: Is right, now, what would have to you go tell
Speaker 11: me what did God do?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 11: Not tell me that?
Speaker 8: Well, when I took that, they would have to do it.
Speaker 8: Put it before the committee. Would the of the dinardfold
Speaker 8: By that alone, would would would put it, would give
Speaker 8: the man the man you you can't when I died
Speaker 8: there it's like there you.
Speaker 11: See that, yester sorty? You done read that in the newspaper.
Speaker 11: That's what you're doing, the newspaper novel?
Speaker 6: Who can read?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 8: If we didn't do that, we would we we would
Speaker 8: return to the neutral spirit of Russian Aviola, wouldn't we
Speaker 8: want not.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait a minute, fellas, listen you you Fellas
Speaker 1: is way off the question.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well what was the question? We were arguing about
Speaker 11: testing that.
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing to do is to put this
Speaker 1: whole thing to a vote. I makes emotion that the
Speaker 1: King Fishville be held personally responsible for the lawsuit and
Speaker 1: be made to pay the two hundred dollars on his
Speaker 1: own hooks. All those are the favorites, say I aye,
Speaker 1: we are I'm being real rude at you. No, No,
Speaker 1: Now that is the decision. The whole thing is fad square.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's right. And I still think that if you
Speaker 6: let the center.
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Speaker 6: HIII, kings fas, come on in.
Speaker 2: Well, hello, I really tubed. Didn't know us till more,
Speaker 2: after twenty years observing the large feithful the brothers has
Speaker 2: done turned on me.
Speaker 14: Hellll lots of time faithful service, don't mini thing, kingsid.
Speaker 6: I had a client once, a little old bookkeeper, a
Speaker 6: mostly look real quiet fella.
Speaker 14: He worked for two million dollar frame for twenty five years,
Speaker 14: and they paid him seventy five dollars a month.
Speaker 2: Seventy five dollars a month. I don't see how he
Speaker 2: could live on there.
Speaker 14: And then all of a sudden they accused him of
Speaker 14: systematically robbing the country fill out all them twenty five.
Speaker 2: Years, charge him with robbing the company.
Speaker 1: H man.
Speaker 11: The charge was so ridiculous.
Speaker 6: When the judge took one look at him, just missed
Speaker 6: the kid. Her company was so mean by the door.
Speaker 6: They fired him all right, But the next week he
Speaker 6: got even with the company. What did you do? He
Speaker 6: bought him out.
Speaker 2: Oh, now, look at your school about this myth. I
Speaker 2: was telling you on the phone. Here the fellow that
Speaker 2: busted his leg has got a process server after me,
Speaker 2: and I've been ducking him for the past two days.
Speaker 2: I wish that was some way I could keep ducking
Speaker 2: him in a way of getting old of that lawsuit.
Speaker 2: I don't want to catch him.
Speaker 14: You just fake up as started you done, disappeared prominently
Speaker 14: and was never coming back.
Speaker 1: That way you could get him off your trail for goods.
Speaker 2: Boy, what the idea is doing? Lore? You know it real?
Speaker 6: They take a war mind to think of that.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at I'll tell you what I gonna peel
Speaker 2: the and there on the business a lifelong friendship, they
Speaker 2: help me.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, you better get on out of here. I
Speaker 14: can't figure I gonna be busy for the rest of
Speaker 14: the day doing what you didn't see my ad in
Speaker 14: the paper?
Speaker 6: Lookally, I got a copy right there, say local.
Speaker 1: I turned it.
Speaker 14: Planning on back an expensive musical show. We'll interview chorus
Speaker 14: girls all day Monday. Must be young and beautiful.
Speaker 2: Bring bathing suit.
Speaker 6: But the stone wall.
Speaker 2: You don't have no money at the back of musical comedies.
Speaker 6: Okay, you know that, and I know that, But the
Speaker 6: chorus girl, I know it.
Speaker 2: And then look at here here come the process serve
Speaker 2: across the street. Now look out the window.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the process server. All right. His ears
Speaker 1: was kind of bend over like a bloodhound.
Speaker 2: Remember now what they're gonna tell Amanda that the king
Speaker 2: fish has done disappeared and he's never coming back.
Speaker 1: Come here, excuse me, I wonder if you gentlemen could
Speaker 1: help me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would be glad and moussa just as
Speaker 2: soon as I wipes off my tear stains fierce and
Speaker 2: calms down, my heaven bosom, you see him as we
Speaker 2: have just lost one of our dearest brothers here at
Speaker 2: the large and well it's done, plunges us into a
Speaker 2: fit of melancholy, into miss Brown.
Speaker 1: Oh show, we've been sitting round here, Mellon and Collin
Speaker 1: for the two three hours. Well that's too bad, But
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a George king face Stevens. Do either
Speaker 1: of you follows know him?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 2: That he is a cool incidence. He happens to be
Speaker 2: the late laminated brother that we is blubbering over here.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you mean something's happened to Stevens.
Speaker 2: Well, you see him as the It all started a
Speaker 2: couple of days ago when some hard hearted lawyers threatened
Speaker 2: to sue him or the thing really depressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he showed was bad off.
Speaker 2: Missus Brown, and I took him to a movie to
Speaker 2: cheer him up, but even that didn't do no good.
Speaker 2: He cried like a baby all through the comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, I was sitting next to him. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize how hard he was crying until I noticed
Speaker 1: that I was eating soggy popcorn. Wait a minute, are
Speaker 1: you trying to tell me mister Stevens did away with himself?
Speaker 2: Well, uh, we can't see it for sure, but the
Speaker 2: last time I seed him, he was carrying twenty pound
Speaker 2: weat in each hand and asked me which way the
Speaker 2: river was.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: That don't look too good, you know, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: We went down there this morning and found a hole
Speaker 1: in the ice with the Kingfisher's clothes piled right next
Speaker 1: to it. Don't tell me he jumped in.
Speaker 2: Well, like I said, we ain't postive, but he was
Speaker 2: a pretty big fuller and holding the ice his size
Speaker 2: forty six.
Speaker 1: Well only seems to me every indication that Stevens did
Speaker 1: jump in the river that was one figures So well
Speaker 1: when he didn't show up this morning and we went
Speaker 1: down and held a little ceremony right on the ice there,
Speaker 1: just in kids, he happened to be down there.
Speaker 2: Ceremony, yeah, sir, and that therefore a reporting man like
Speaker 2: the Kingfish. The ice was jammed with friends and celebrities too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the thing was a big suck set.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the top off the festive it is we
Speaker 2: had Nelson there. They stick his head in the hole
Speaker 2: and sing all sweetness fell lafe.
Speaker 1: Well of you of these facts, I guess there's nothing
Speaker 1: for me to do but forget this summons here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right there, mother. That's the way these
Speaker 2: things happened to be though. Just tough luck again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, too bad?
Speaker 2: All right, miss well, I'll go to the door, would
Speaker 2: you miss him?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. You've been most helpful in this matter.
Speaker 2: Mister mister George Stephens name Kingfisher.
Speaker 1: Just as I thought, here's your summons, Stephens, your story
Speaker 1: didn't pull me in the least. Goodbye. Oh me, what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do, King Fish?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. And right now that side forty
Speaker 2: six hole in the ice don't sound bad, I believe
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Kingfish, well, good morning. And I thought i'd
Speaker 1: dropped by the lodge. You see how the situation was.
Speaker 2: Well, finally got out of a jam with that funny
Speaker 2: you know that broke us?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how'd you do that? King? Well?
Speaker 2: I settled with him for cash.
Speaker 1: And where'd you get the money?
Speaker 2: Well, just between the two of us, and went over
Speaker 2: to the insurance coming in. I cashed in the fire
Speaker 2: insurance policy that had three years to run. I took
Speaker 2: that money and gave ever sent of it to the man.
Speaker 1: And now I was in declare, Oh boy, that was
Speaker 1: pretty smarter, you kingfish.
Speaker 2: Well, I ain't told no one what I had done done,
Speaker 2: so keep it quiet in it well that brother, And
Speaker 2: it really was a smart hunk of business I pulled there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure was higher flies.
Speaker 6: I was just reading a book.
Speaker 1: In the reading, I won't tell you something.
Speaker 6: Well, what is the chort? Well, the book I was
Speaker 6: renamed to him that the light is so dim. I
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