Speaker 1: Oh, there you are, my favorite snuggle buddy. I finally
found you all alone. It's all mine now nobody can
stop me. Oh you're awake. Good. I've been thinking about
you all day, just for this moment, all alone, no
one to interrupt us, and I don't have to pretend anymore.
I don't know who ell is, and I don't know
who you're referring to. And I don't know what a
roomy is either. I am a being only of desire
m cuddles, kettles, httles, cuddles. Oh how could I ever
sleep knowing that you're here, warm and cozy, but not
right next to me where you should be. Your bed
is just the best, but only when you're in it.
M m. You can't escape me. Now you're trapped under
these covers with me a fly in my cuddly little whip.
And now you'll give me all the cuddles that I
want or else or or else what um or or else?
I'll cry? Yeah, No, you will suffer a lifetime of
torment all because you gave up your chance to snuggle
with the cutest roomy in the whole world. How could
you even live with yourself? What a torturous existence you
would be condemned to. I'm I'm just saving you from that,
from that cursed life, if you could even call it that.
Could you imagine another lonely night, cold and frightened without
your precious ell or nobody. The final circle of hell
is frozen for a reason, So let me spare you
from that existence. There, that's right, that's right. You feel
so good? Oh? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, tighter, tighter
you said, tighter, m yes, and more. Ah, that's it.
That's it. Yes, given to the cuddle robber, given to
me and my need for cuddles. Oh, I love it,
I love it. I love it the way your warmth
envelops me. Ah, you don't know how safe you make
me feel. There's just something magical about nights like this.
The world fades away and it's just us, our own
little bubble under the covers. You make everything feel right.
Every time I'm near you, I just can't help but
want to be closer. Ah mm hmmm. Of course I
couldn't just ask to cuddle. I'm not your roommate. I'm
the cuddle robber, and I I no no, no, no,
no tigglesse no no no stop tiggling me lose Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I admit it, I admit it. Of course, it's just me.
It's just sometimes you seem so busy, like you don't
even want to see me, so I get a little
possessive though. Mm hmm. I'm glad that's not a problem then,
so can we still snuggle? Hm? Yay, this is so good. Yes, yes, yes,
you don't have to worry. I'll never be far, and
I promise I'll always be right in here, even if
you can't see me right by your sign, none of
them when we're apart, and I'll be thinking of our
nights together here. Give me your hand, even just our
fingers touching together. I swear sometimes you're like my favorite
dream that I don't want to wake up from. I'm
addicted to your cuddles. It's not my fault. You shouldn't
have been so cuddly if you didn't want me to
cuddle you. So I did what anyone would do, and
I robbed you for all the cuddles I could get.
So you figured me out. Hm hm Hi, you smell
so nice. I feel like I can't fall asleep without
your scent.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel so secure knowing that you're here
and you always will be because I'm stealing your cuddles
for the rest of your life. And what we have
here is more than just snuggles. It's our own love language,
little whispers and touches only you and I understand. M
Writing poetry with my finger tip across your skin. Messages
are only for you and no one else, no one
in the entire world. Nothing else matters when I'm with
you like this, our little snuggle secret. M Hm. You're
the only cuddle star in my sky. Sh I want
to hear it. Your heart beat, it's so close to me,
just fine, It's the one rhythm I can always put
me at ease. M. There is nothing in here besides
the worms that we share, but there's nothing else I need.
You're irresistible mmm, and I wouldn't dream of being anywhere
else right now. Mmmm. You're so special to me, and
I just want to keep you close and make sure
that you're warm with this mine forever. I know I'm
a little bit possessive, but I can't help it. I
just think you're the best, and so I want you
to be mindy, I just want to keep you close.
That sweet sensation of being enveloped in the soft dist
embrace imaginable. What about you? Mm hmm do you like
being close like this? M Do you enjoy holding me?
It's not just about cuddles, isn't No. Let's that share comfort,
contentment together. Each squeeze, every gentle hole is my own
way of saying I'm here for you. Then it's something
I want to say to you as often as I can.
New York's so hard today out there in the cruel,
uncaring world. But this is our tiny little corner of
the universe. Everything is just as it should be, safe
and warm and filled with endless scuttles. Yes, pull me
in tight, I yes. M. Can I trace my finger
on your face? Hmm? You're so cute.
Speaker 2: M m.
Speaker 1: Then if there's anything troubling you, besides the fact that
I've pretended to be a cuttle robber, let it go.
Just let it go. The only thing that matters is
you and me, and keep me all mug and cherished
and nothing bad. It can never happen to us. Roomy,
you wouldn't mind if I stayed a little longer with you,
just a tiny bit more for the both of us.
Oh night. Are you sure don't say that if you
don't mean it, because I will gladly accept m hm.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I just want to be close to you. I'm breathing
the same air, feeling the same as sheets, thinking the
same thoughts, m feeling you warm around me. It makes
me busy because it feels so nice. You're my favorite
cuddler in the world.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean it well else do you think I
had to try to steal the cuddles. I'm willing to
do anything to get those cuddles. Hm. M. I love
you cuddle me.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You're the best real me. Ah. Yes, tighter just like that.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: Thank you. See I know that you'll love it too.
You all love it. You live a cuddle buck just
like me. Ah. I feels good to just breathe with you.
Ah hm. I love being at your side mm resting
my head on your chest. It feels like the safest
place in the entire world.
Speaker 2: You make me.
Speaker 1: I want to just fall asleep.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: I am getting a little bit eepy. M hmm. Yeah,
I'm a tired cuddle burglar. M h that's hard. Work,
stealing cuddles from my cute room. Mmmm. You promise you
don't care if I sleep in here? Okay, thank you?
And next time, I promised that I'll just ask instead
of being weird though and trying to check you. M
I'll be better next time. Roumy, I feel so much
better right. And the arm of your.
Speaker 2: Arms mm hmm h oh