Speaker 1: Juice mos hot gods come.
Speaker 2: Stay on top in the hot shovel.
Speaker 1: So I thought, since we're back from the New Year, together,
Speaker 1: the four of us, Ben, Skinned, Christina and me Kevin,
Speaker 1: we could talk a little bit of you guys see
Speaker 1: some stuff. Did you guys take in any entertainment over
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks, Because it's been a while,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys been up to.
Speaker 2: Man consumed quite a bit, so much I can't even remember.
Speaker 2: The One thing that comes to mind is I did
Speaker 2: pay per view at my weakest moment a movie called
Speaker 2: I think it was called Juror Number two, Man, and
Speaker 2: it's I think it was Clint Eastwood's last movie. He died. Man, No,
Speaker 2: he didn't die. Maybe Ben just said his final salvo.
Speaker 2: Apparently it was his final movie. He's like, this is
Speaker 2: my last. I am retiring, I'm done. So I think
Speaker 2: he produced it, wrote it directed. I don't know it
Speaker 2: was Lacera is he in it? No Duror number two?
Speaker 2: And the problem with this movie for me is, I
Speaker 2: don't know if you guys are the same way, But
Speaker 2: if somebody's trying to pull off an accent that they
Speaker 2: can't pull off, I'm out. I can't. I can't move
Speaker 2: forward with the project at all. In anyway, you basically
Speaker 2: just put us in a position where we now have
Speaker 2: to hear KT doing the Tom Hicks interview from the
Speaker 2: elvis think of time, I am one of you? Is
Speaker 2: you okay? So what happened there? It's this uh, this
Speaker 2: actress named Tony Kalette. Oh, she's great, she's great. She
Speaker 2: was in the sixth sense. Was she's Mossy? Yeah, she's Australian.
Speaker 2: She was trying to be from the down south. Oh
Speaker 2: did she sound like Michael Rappaport and not Southern Australia. Boy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was so bad and it was like come in
Speaker 2: and out like every couple of things. She said, I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: I can't, how am I supposed to take this movie? Seriously?
Speaker 2: You cast her doing that? Why did you could have
Speaker 2: chosen if you wanted her to be from the south,
Speaker 2: just go get an actress from the south. Having her
Speaker 2: do it wasn't a make or break thing for the movie.
Speaker 2: But since you forced an Australian to sound like she's
Speaker 2: from the South, movie's ruined. I think that's why it
Speaker 2: was Clint Eastwood's final movie he does, he can't tell
Speaker 2: the difference anymore. Yeah, and it was you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ruin it for anyone because I don't want
Speaker 2: you to watch it. I'm just gonna say, tell you
Speaker 2: what happens. I don't think it really exists. So in
Speaker 2: this movie, this juror he gets stuck on jury duty
Speaker 2: and it's a guy who's in a gang. Is he's
Speaker 2: he's been charged with murdering his girlfriend or something, right,
Speaker 2: and she was knocked over, he beat her up. They
Speaker 2: got in a fight at a bar. He beat her up,
Speaker 2: pushed her over a bridge. Well, it just so happened
Speaker 2: that juror number two that same night was at that
Speaker 2: same bar and he left that night and he thought
Speaker 2: he hit a deer out on the road. But it
Speaker 2: wasn't a deer, or was it. Ah. And then at
Speaker 2: the end of it all, like this fake Australian prosecutor
Speaker 2: starts realizing, oh my god, I've this juror is the
Speaker 2: one who actually did it. But she still got the
Speaker 2: guilty charge on that guy and he goes to prison
Speaker 2: and the movie ends because the guy's during number two
Speaker 2: is like did I I don't even know what to
Speaker 2: do Did I do it? Did I not do it?
Speaker 2: I'm conflicted. I feel guilty, but I've got this family.
Speaker 2: I got to go on with my life. And the
Speaker 2: movie ends with her and her fake Southern accident just
Speaker 2: showing up on his doorstep and the movie ends, so
Speaker 2: you don't know if she's going there to say, I
Speaker 2: know you did it, But why would it be the
Speaker 2: prosecutor and not the police? Anyways? Beautiful? Is this? There's
Speaker 2: a good Clint Yeah? Here classic. I thought Juror number
Speaker 2: two is the one where the guy had to go
Speaker 2: number two real bad, but they were sequestered and he
Speaker 2: got constanpay. Is number two work for? I got some
Speaker 2: exciting news for you guys. I saw that movie where
Speaker 2: uh Nicole Kidman couldn't stop having orgas. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what's it called body Girl? Baby girls? Called baby Girl? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is about? As man as
Speaker 2: any movie could be really, even her sex scenes. So
Speaker 2: it's getting horrible review. Here's I didn't look on Rotten Tomatoes,
Speaker 2: but I about halfway through it, I was like, man,
Speaker 2: this has got to be getting destroyed. So the reason
Speaker 2: we saw it two days before that, we saw a
Speaker 2: complete unknown the Bob Dylan movie. Oh here, that's good.
Speaker 2: It's excellent. I can't recommend it enough. And you know,
Speaker 2: me and Trisha, we never go see movies, and so
Speaker 2: she was like, hey, you want to go see a movie?
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and I figured we'd go
Speaker 2: see this baby Girl thing because she wanted to see it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I want to see the old
Speaker 2: girl have a bunch of orgasms, and and she goes, well,
Speaker 2: if you want, we could see the Bob Dylan movie instead.
Speaker 2: And I was like, really, you're letting me pick. And
Speaker 2: it's like, hell, yeah, I want to see the Bob
Speaker 2: Dylan movie. So then we were gonna go see a movie.
Speaker 2: Two days later, I was like, your call. You let
Speaker 2: me see the Bob Dylan thing. And she liked it.
Speaker 2: She was into it. Well I knew kind of the premise,
Speaker 2: you know, sort not really, and Trisha said, they say
Speaker 2: this is way more intense than fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 2: Oh shit's they say it's way more than I never
Speaker 2: saw fifty Shades of Gray. Uh huh. I just know
Speaker 2: it's got a bunch of weekend music in it. And
Speaker 2: Dakota Johnson goes, yeah, and your mom read excerpts from
Speaker 2: it reluctantly from the book. Right. So anyways, I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, well, if it's sexier than this southern movie
Speaker 2: I didn't see, surely I need to see it. Let's go.
Speaker 2: So it is not that great, all right, and let
Speaker 2: me just say, well, no, no, no, I really didn't
Speaker 2: have expectations because one of the things a couple months ago.
Speaker 2: So it's not just there's the sexual component of it,
Speaker 2: but the reason the movie got made and what it's
Speaker 2: trying to be about is it's trying to be about
Speaker 2: power and leverage with femininity and sexuality in the workplace.
Speaker 2: Oh so she's forcing it on. I mean, do you
Speaker 2: guys care about ruin it? Not I'm not going to
Speaker 2: see it, so glad I will see it later tonight
Speaker 2: and go ahead and ruin it. Basically, it's like the
Speaker 2: movie starts and she's having sex with her husband, who's uh,
Speaker 2: what's that guy's name? It's all slick, and he's the
Speaker 2: Latin dude John Travolta. No, he's a Latin dude. No no, no,
Speaker 2: not Harvey or Bardam. It's the guy who was the
Speaker 2: cat and the Antonio Bendtnio Banderass right, So she's it
Speaker 2: starts and she's on top of puss and this the
Speaker 2: way she's doing it. Does she look good? Or and
Speaker 2: she looks like an elderly stork. She looks like she
Speaker 2: just had cryotherapy. Okay and uh. And so she's making
Speaker 2: a lot of like sounds that you say, oh man,
Speaker 2: she's really having a good time. And then as soon
Speaker 2: as he's done what he's doing, she runs into the
Speaker 2: bathroom and pulls up her laptop and watches porn to
Speaker 2: get off. Oh wow, so that's how it starts, all right.
Speaker 2: And then she's she's the head of some robotics company, right,
Speaker 2: she's what superpowers, she's building sex bots. She's building sex bots. Go,
Speaker 2: she's super powerful CEO. And this intern comes in and
Speaker 2: he's like the master of sexual dynamics, like he's all
Speaker 2: up in. The CEO's here going, I know what you
Speaker 2: want is Harris Dickinson. I don't know the guy's name,
Speaker 2: and there's oh yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: On the guys in the Iron Claw, Iron Claw. He's
Speaker 1: David actually, the guy who stole the show on the
Speaker 1: Iron Cloth.
Speaker 2: Yes, kayod. So he gives her the iron claw several times,
Speaker 2: but gross, but basically, it's like it just never gets good.
Speaker 2: And honestly, I didn't think the sex scenes roll that great. Dang, Like,
Speaker 2: it's not near as good as the stuff on porn Hamster.
Speaker 1: Say, I was having a movie like that would end
Speaker 1: up like Diane Lane, and unforgiven that that's what we're
Speaker 1: hoping for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're hoping for a good thriller.
Speaker 1: Give us Richard Gear, give us Dan Lane, and give
Speaker 1: us the hot Latin guy, and then we'll.
Speaker 2: See what happens. I was hoping for that. And let
Speaker 2: me just say it's not me being a cynical bastard.
Speaker 2: My wife was like, eh, that was so man like.
Speaker 2: I wanted a lot more out of it. So I
Speaker 2: would would show her stuff. You know what, how old
Speaker 2: is she is? She fifty eight and by now looked
Speaker 2: at me like I would know a kid. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I wish she's still stuck in that cinemak. So we
Speaker 1: got to find she.
Speaker 2: She shows her bare ass. Okay, fifty seven, the ass
Speaker 2: hadn't dropped yet. Let's go it might have some surgical enhancement.
Speaker 2: Maybe fine with that, maybe, but it's not worth watching. Yeah,
Speaker 2: does she run in it? No, that was the only
Speaker 2: saving Grace. Thank god. What's Keith Urban doing watching this movie?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's very clear that the two men had
Speaker 2: sex with her on set. Oh god, that's amazing. I did.
Speaker 2: Today is science Fiction Day, and it does remind me skin.
Speaker 2: I watched Blade Runner twenty forty nine. That movie is awesome,
Speaker 2: and so I enjoyed it so much. I went and
Speaker 2: watched the original Blade Runner. That movie is awesome, so good,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know, when I saw that it was
Speaker 2: science fiction Day to day, pulled up this list the
Speaker 2: greatest sci fi movies ever, and it's of course got
Speaker 2: Star Wars, Star Trek, all those movies, the Matrix, Close Encounters,
Speaker 2: so damn good. And then it gets into some that
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan of some of these. I
Speaker 2: like some of them I'm not crazy about. But it
Speaker 2: very quickly. You know, it's got et On there, which
Speaker 2: is fine. It's got Dune, It's got Alien. Have you
Speaker 2: all seen Dune? Yeah? No, I haven't seen the new
Speaker 2: Dune stuff. It's pretty good. I watched a thirty minute
Speaker 2: cliff Notes version of it, and I was pretty boring.
Speaker 2: All right, there's the second one is not as good
Speaker 2: as the first one. There's an air of mystery about
Speaker 2: the first one the second one. I think there's been
Speaker 2: two that have hit theater. It's also a series out.
Speaker 2: Every time I turn on HBO. It's on Dune Prophaly.
Speaker 2: But it's got Bob Dylan in it, right, Yeah, Bob
Speaker 2: Dylan's in it. But I was I was looking at
Speaker 2: this list and I was like, okay, it's I can
Speaker 2: understand why terminators on here, Planet of the Apes. I'm
Speaker 2: not a huge fan of it. Okay, that's sci fi,
Speaker 2: I guess total recall, yes, but it had it had
Speaker 2: inception on there, which was interesting to me. I was like,
Speaker 2: I guess, is that sci fi? I guess right, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: it's like morphine fiction. So like like the Matrix of
Speaker 2: sci Fi? Yeah, yeah, sci fi doesn't necessarily imply outer space.
Speaker 2: It implies, you know, you're dealing with the world of
Speaker 2: science in many different ways. But the Matrix did have
Speaker 2: spaceships in it. Oh yeah? Or are the mid earth
Speaker 2: ships that look like was a rival on the list?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I do like that Movieman. It's great Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2: It had Road Warrior and Mad Max in it. That's
Speaker 2: sci fi, yeah, because it's talking about a futuristic apocalypse
Speaker 2: that had to do with an energy crisis. Okay, you
Speaker 2: want to know another one that had had in there, Christina?
Speaker 2: Can you think of it? What it might be? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's a big popular one that we should know Aboutians
Speaker 2: of the Galaxy. I know, yeah, Guardians of the gal
Speaker 2: that's not it, I know, I know. And he's there's
Speaker 2: a reason he's asking you. Yeah, I'm asking you TV
Speaker 2: shows or movies and Derek Live a move. Oh, Jurassic Park, Yes,
Speaker 2: I didn't think of that. It is absolutely King Kong
Speaker 2: is sci fi? Yeah? Is it? Yeah? Why because it's
Speaker 2: like this, They go to an island where there's this
Speaker 2: crazy giant eight that time forgot cong versus Godzilla Godzilla
Speaker 2: sci fi for some science fact. Those are called documentaries.
Speaker 2: You all right, There you have it. There's the Hollywood
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