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<v Speaker 1>God, do you like my hat?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? Hello, Walk of the Laura Cane after Dark. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just reading my co host Eric Rivers hat. Should

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<v Speaker 2>I say it out loud? Or should I just let people? No? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say the word you say it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what his hat says.

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<v Speaker 1>I begged you some shut the fuck upcakes?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this all like stuff from our favorite website? Where'd

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<v Speaker 2>you get that hat?

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<v Speaker 1>Online?

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<v Speaker 3>Where? Online?

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<v Speaker 2>I love it? That's Brian producer, Brian High.

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<v Speaker 1>What up?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? I have the biggest dose of random news, and

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<v Speaker 2>I have some good things in here, like I have

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<v Speaker 2>some life hacks that you've never heard that you're gonna love.

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<v Speaker 2>And the state with the highest likelihood of an alien

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<v Speaker 2>abduction and there was research and it's from a governmental

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<v Speaker 2>society or not society but an entity, and it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to freak you out?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? I'm scared already?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you guys. I can't wait to do our UFO show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm just I'm working on it. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>get somebody in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Working on what was there to work on?

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<v Speaker 2>Finding a guest?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it's so credible, credible, There is no credible

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<v Speaker 3>source for UFOs, absolutely there is what evidence they have

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<v Speaker 3>to be credible.

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<v Speaker 2>With former military who have actually witnessed them in their sites,

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<v Speaker 2>have seen them multiple times with.

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<v Speaker 3>No evidence the back of the Oh have you seen

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<v Speaker 3>the videos? Yeah, the videos don't prove anything. Otherwise there

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't be a question is whether it's see.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm going to try to avoid. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to what I want to do is get somebody

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<v Speaker 2>in here that is so knowledgeable and and you guys

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<v Speaker 2>are going to be believers.

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<v Speaker 3>Are I know what all the stuff that I've heard

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<v Speaker 3>all of it because I think it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear the latest sighting?

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what was in Iran?

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<v Speaker 3>Iran? Yeah, I don't know specifically.

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<v Speaker 2>But have you heard about the jellyfish looking ufo?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? That was fake? Well that wasn't the UFO.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it appeared again in Iran.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what they are, They're milar balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>This did not look This looked like a jellyfish.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem is is that they're all so low quality.

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<v Speaker 3>In a world of four K cameras where everybody has

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<v Speaker 3>a four K camera, but no one can upload anything

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<v Speaker 3>more than four forty P.

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<v Speaker 2>Because by the time you realize what you're seeing, get

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<v Speaker 2>out your phone. It zips away because they're so.

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<v Speaker 3>Freaking Okay, if what I don't understand this is phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say an alien a peers right in front of

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<v Speaker 3>you Boom Teleportation, and you're like, I gotta get this

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<v Speaker 3>on video, and you whip out your phone and you

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<v Speaker 3>press play or you plus record. At a minimum, you

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<v Speaker 3>should be getting some nice HD footage. But we don't

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<v Speaker 3>see nice HD footage. We see VCR quality VHS quality footage.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I have to agree with producer brains, see.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what if I just watch a lot, I

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<v Speaker 2>totally believe.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you have drink in the kool aid, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe Bob Lazar's story that he worked there and

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<v Speaker 2>he was inside a craft that we have nine crafts

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<v Speaker 2>that we've had since the early.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear that creaking sound? That's Brian's eyes rolling

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<v Speaker 1>into the back of his head.

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<v Speaker 3>And my knees from having to sustain and withhold all this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Look, I love story out there. It's not even him.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like there's other military like one no, oh god, no,

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<v Speaker 2>there's been a whole bunch and have you heard of

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<v Speaker 2>that dude named doctor Greer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've heard of Greer, whoa his story once again,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing incredible to back.

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<v Speaker 2>Any that he spouts out some serious knowledge. You guys,

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<v Speaker 2>what fine, you can drink the cool.

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<v Speaker 1>My back is starting to hurt. Do you know why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm having to carry this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, anyway, Oh, and I have to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>my physical.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well before they said he needs to stop hanging out

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<v Speaker 3>with Laura so much bad for his health.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I bad for your health?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're good for me, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>He came to see me at work on Friday to

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<v Speaker 2>bring me a present.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he had to. He had to become bring your thing

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<v Speaker 3>because he wouldn't stop talking about it. You were literally

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<v Speaker 3>like last week or like, I'm going to drive your

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<v Speaker 3>house right now. I'm going to drive your house right now.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, oh, I might bring it to you later.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't forcing him to. He did because he loves me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we're gonna do make Laura laugh. See if

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<v Speaker 2>we can make me laugh. Generally, after you tell your

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<v Speaker 2>story about your physical, your doctor's wanted wait what my physical? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>When was this?

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<v Speaker 1>It was on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now you did blood work? You did okay, how

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<v Speaker 2>was your blood pressure?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was fine?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that was a little weird is you

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<v Speaker 1>know he was giving me my physical and you know

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<v Speaker 1>it was the cough and all that stuff and.

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<v Speaker 2>The finger up the butt thing. Yeah, all the prostrate.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing, great stuff. And he turns and looks at me

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, you know, Eric, you have got to

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<v Speaker 1>stop masturbating. And I'm all why and he goes, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to examine you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why pick off today's.

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<v Speaker 2>You're Lovely?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, furiousness. See I'm already I'm already one.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does this never? This always works? He always gets me.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that you were going to tell me an

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<v Speaker 2>honest story about yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't condone that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean it is make Laura laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>The segment today, so well, okay, it doesn't count, No.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it does start.

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<v Speaker 3>Start.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is the episode for Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>So check it's music that makes it start.

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<v Speaker 3>It counts.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some music and I'm here's the official start.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we're doing this right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll start the tally right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, no, we are already one in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well we can argue with it. Ad one

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<v Speaker 3>later start.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a good one. Laura, an assistant to Donald Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions

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<v Speaker 1>line the parade route, cheering. When the president went past,

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<v Speaker 1>bands were playing chill and We're throwing confetti into the air.

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<v Speaker 1>There were balloons everywhere. It was absolutely the biggest celebration

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<v Speaker 1>Washington had ever seen. Trump was very impressed and said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really great. By the way, how did I look

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<v Speaker 1>in your dream? Was my hair? Okay? His assistant said,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't tell the casket was closed.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see that coming.

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<v Speaker 1>See there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, one, it is unexpected.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a weak punch line, and we I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I like to not do you apologize?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but that was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Unimpressed so far, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, but I still got it because she laughed. So

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<v Speaker 1>there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm actually I have a pleasant look on my face, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have my resting bitch face.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mouth is not a line. No, you're not a

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<v Speaker 1>Karen yet here. Okay, I'm looking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm listening with open ears and a mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at you. Yes. Okay. So these three secretaries all

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<v Speaker 1>left the office for lunch together. As they got into

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<v Speaker 1>the elevator, they noticed a small pool of whitish fluid

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor. The brunette said, ew, is that sperm?

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<v Speaker 1>The redhead leaned a little closer and said, Yep, definitely sperm.

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<v Speaker 1>The blonde leaned down and scooped up a fingerfol After

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<v Speaker 1>tasting it, she said, well, it's certainly not anybody in

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that is so sick like I'm laughing out of embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just kind of gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, okay, this is Brian laugh. Oh God.

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<v Speaker 1>The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day

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<v Speaker 1>on a buffalo hunt. When they stopped to rest, Tonto

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<v Speaker 1>places his ear to the ground and listens. Buffalo come.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonto says, how do you know that assalone? Ranger? You're sticky?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, okay, I guess there's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Inappropriate racist, maybe two a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. A vampire walks into a bar and asks the

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<v Speaker 1>bartender for a boiling glass of water. The bartender says,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you vampires only drank blood. The vampire pulls

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<v Speaker 1>out a tampon and says, I'm having tea.

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<v Speaker 3>Ew oh man, that's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, any joke with a tampon in it is

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<v Speaker 2>not a good one. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when

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<v Speaker 1>a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them.

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<v Speaker 1>One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other one

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't quite reach.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't quite reach. It is kind of there's a funny visual.

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<v Speaker 2>The visual was funny, but I don't get it. Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>she can reach his dick.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm three out of five, so moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>She couldn't reach his penis flora. I mean, that's not

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<v Speaker 2>really that funny, but I like the visual was funny

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<v Speaker 2>in my head. I laughed for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice excuse, okay. A third grade teacher asked the students

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<v Speaker 1>to use the word fascinate in the sentence. Mollie said,

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<v Speaker 1>my family went to New York City Zoo and we

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<v Speaker 1>saw all the animals. It was fascinating. The teacher said

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<v Speaker 1>that was good, but I wanted you to use the

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<v Speaker 1>word fascinate. Sally raised her hand and she said, my

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<v Speaker 1>family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated.

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<v Speaker 1>The teacher said, well, that was good, Sally, but I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to use the word fascinate. Johnny raised his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language.

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<v Speaker 1>She finally decided there was no way he could damage

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<v Speaker 1>the word fascinate, so she called on him. Johnny said,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I've heard the little Johnny jokes before, though.

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<v Speaker 3>So that works.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? God, uh, put on a rain coat, swim for

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<v Speaker 2>your life, exactly? You can one. Oh, I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good. I like that one. Yeah, when I

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<v Speaker 3>I know it was right. He wasn't a huge performer

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<v Speaker 2>It's working so far. It must be in a good mood. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>they must actually be funny. Finally, what do you mean,

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<v Speaker 2>because most jokes are just why why bother even telling them? These?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been surprisingly amused.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a bunch over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got one. This one's a little edgy.

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<v Speaker 3>A flight is leaving Los Angeles and the pilot gets

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<v Speaker 3>stop talking like your intercom's still on, And as she's

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, ready a man. A man goes to his

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<v Speaker 1>doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, I also

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<v Speaker 1>I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm.

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<v Speaker 1>patient tells his doctor, Hey, your suggestion work, and I'd

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<v Speaker 3>Prostitute?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a dad joke. That well, no, not really,

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<v Speaker 2>that is that a dad joke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just a dad joke for older kids. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 3>when dad kids are teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>What what do you call a singer with a laptop

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<v Speaker 1>on her head? I don't know, Adele.

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<v Speaker 2>See now these are jokes I'm talking about that or

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<v Speaker 2>these are dad That's not even a dad joke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not that's just not funny. That is a dad joke.

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<v Speaker 1>A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen

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<v Speaker 1>to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn it, he proclaimed, some asshole has my pen?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, too bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice delivery.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know he.

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<v Speaker 3>Like rushes through the joke. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, give us give us some leg You know

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<v Speaker 2>you were the top comedian when mal Hall was in here,

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<v Speaker 2>so give us some like comedic timing over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, you have to look at me for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, oh god, are you gonna touch me?

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<v Speaker 1>Knock knock?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's there?

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<v Speaker 1>Boo booby?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind, I forgot that's I was getting my jokes

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<v Speaker 1>mixed up.

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<v Speaker 2>It still made her loud like literally just grabbed. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, no reason whatsoever for a joke, for a

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<v Speaker 2>different punch joke.

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<v Speaker 1>What was It's not for any reason?

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<v Speaker 3>Sexual harassment?

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<v Speaker 2>You crab.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually bust I haven't. I take issue with the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that he supposedly won our stand up contest.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, but he you know.

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<v Speaker 3>What, We'll say, we at least structured ours, like stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>He just got U there and told a fart story.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, shows that talent.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it was also not even the good fart story,

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<v Speaker 3>but damn it was just funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked, the delivery was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, he's on tour with Angela Johnson right now, all

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<v Speaker 2>over the place, so he's exactly So yeah, okay, played

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<v Speaker 2>the random news music. I have some rando news for you,

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<v Speaker 2>including we just talked about this last episode. The season

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<v Speaker 2>finale of Severnce was Friday. Hell yeah, if you could

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<v Speaker 2>get a brain implant that made you forget your entire

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<v Speaker 2>work day, would you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the premise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the whole point of the show is that they're miserable, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But knowing what you know, would you do it to?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't either know. That is just oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>please stick with it, Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, you know what, maybe if you had a cool job,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be all and you wouldn't remember it when you were

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<v Speaker 2>home in your regular life. You're a your audi.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had a job cleaning porta potties, I would

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<v Speaker 1>totally do it because I would never want to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so many problems that arise. You'll see. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so yesterday or not yesterday? Last week wasn't Actually there

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<v Speaker 2>was a day every Today's Taco National Taco Day, National

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<v Speaker 2>Palma on a day. Well, last week there was National

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<v Speaker 2>Abduction Alien Abduction Day. So they did a little story.

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<v Speaker 3>No one been abducted by aliens?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, any way, here's some data that they analyzed from

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<v Speaker 2>the National UFO Reporting Center and digital media reports.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, hold on. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a question. They're dismantling the Department of Education. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is nobody's dismantling this department.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think this is actually a government affiliated thing.

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<v Speaker 3>National does not mean government affiliated.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just this is just.

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<v Speaker 2>They analyzed the.

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<v Speaker 3>Claims it's been they've been abducted.

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<v Speaker 1>There's three people that I would really like to be

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<v Speaker 1>abducted never to be seen again.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's the third?

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm, Wait, who are the first?

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<v Speaker 2>the other one?

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<v Speaker 1>JD and musk.

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<v Speaker 2>Van What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? But JD Vance has such good memes come out

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<v Speaker 3>of his Okay, so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get back to what we're talking about, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>alien abduction. So this this, they analyzed a bunch of data.

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<v Speaker 3>Ohquebec, I'll take things that never happened for four.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred, okay, And they found that this state, in the

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<v Speaker 2>whole United States, is the high has the highest likelihood

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<v Speaker 2>of an alien Abdutch top to Oklahoma? Are we the

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<v Speaker 2>top ten Arkansas? Number ten is Nevada. Duh, because that's

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<v Speaker 2>where the home of Hay area fifty one and apparently

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<v Speaker 2>that's where we have some alien.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would they be abducting people.

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<v Speaker 2>There then, because it's a big whatever. Okay. Number nine

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<v Speaker 2>is Colorado. Number eight is Arizona. Number seven is Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty good likelihood of being abducted if you live

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<v Speaker 2>in Oregon. And Florida is number three. I'm sure a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of those reports that come out of Florida might

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<v Speaker 2>not be completely legit.

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<v Speaker 3>God you think so?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Washington State was number two, the number one state for

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<v Speaker 2>the highest likelihood of being abducted by an alien. We're

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<v Speaker 2>living in it California.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And according to this entity, this reporting center, these that

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<v Speaker 2>came up with all this stuff. They said that the

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<v Speaker 2>chances of an alien abduction might be higher than you think.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, According.

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<v Speaker 2>To the report, the odds of being abducted by aliens

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<v Speaker 2>in America approximately one in one and thirty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, one in one thousand, that's what this report?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god boy, your chances are so good?

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<v Speaker 3>Now's so that would mean we have like, like tens

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<v Speaker 3>of thousands of people that have been abducted.

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<v Speaker 2>There are tens of thousands of reports of people you

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<v Speaker 2>know who you know? I just oh my Billy Corgan,

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<v Speaker 2>Billy coryan for Smashing Pumpkins, was doing an interview recently

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<v Speaker 2>where he says he witnessed a shape shifter, which is

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<v Speaker 2>sort of alien.

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<v Speaker 3>S Also, half of all alien reports are going to

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<v Speaker 3>be just like LSD trips. Another half are going to

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<v Speaker 3>be like.

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<v Speaker 2>But sure sure lies cuckoo for Coca puffs people. But

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<v Speaker 2>there is and there are a few nuggets in there

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<v Speaker 2>that are damn real.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to just want to say, there's never

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<v Speaker 3>been one verifiable or even.

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<v Speaker 2>How could you how could you verify it? How could

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<v Speaker 2>you verify an alien? If you're if you get sucked

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<v Speaker 2>up in that light and they probe your butt and

438
00:22:41.480 --> 00:22:44.319
<v Speaker 2>they do all this stuff. You come home, you're you

439
00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:46.319
<v Speaker 2>go to the doctor. I would think and see what,

440
00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:48.400
<v Speaker 2>but they can't prove it.

441
00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:51.599
<v Speaker 3>One of the most high profile alien abductions was the

442
00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:53.559
<v Speaker 3>one that fired in the sky was based off of

443
00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:57.240
<v Speaker 3>not a single one of those guys past the polygraph.

444
00:22:58.799 --> 00:23:01.680
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't mean anything is quite a bit. They all

445
00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.440
<v Speaker 2>witnessed it.

446
00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Or they or they all made it up together. Easy,

447
00:23:05.960 --> 00:23:06.759
<v Speaker 3>there's only three of them.

448
00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't get me involved in this.

449
00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I already fist me.

450
00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:13.400
<v Speaker 3>Also, they like immediately sold the movie rights too so

451
00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:16.279
<v Speaker 3>and they were attempting to sell it rights. I'm thinking

452
00:23:16.559 --> 00:23:16.960
<v Speaker 3>made up.

453
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:22.519
<v Speaker 2>See I'm the most optimistic, like believe, naive, believe everything person,

454
00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:26.319
<v Speaker 2>and he's completely the one thousand person.

455
00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:29.039
<v Speaker 3>Opposite I want to believe. I think aliens are cool.

456
00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:31.799
<v Speaker 2>They might not be, though, I don't care.

457
00:23:31.839 --> 00:23:34.200
<v Speaker 3>I think the concept is cool, but there's just no

458
00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.000
<v Speaker 3>good evidence that they currently exist.

459
00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Things I've seen the aliens come when we are extreme

460
00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:43.640
<v Speaker 2>what they really were starting to come around a lot

461
00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:47.400
<v Speaker 2>of sightings when the nuclear stuff started happening, when we

462
00:23:47.440 --> 00:23:52.880
<v Speaker 2>started making the nuclear stuff. Allegedly, that's what I've been reading.

463
00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:56.279
<v Speaker 3>And there's also huge reporting biases in all alien accounts.

464
00:23:56.359 --> 00:23:59.079
<v Speaker 2>O my god, Oh, I want to pounce you. I

465
00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:01.079
<v Speaker 2>want to pounch you. I want to, I want to.

466
00:24:01.119 --> 00:24:02.079
<v Speaker 2>I just want to go like this.

467
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Change the fact that I'm right.

468
00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:08.079
<v Speaker 2>You're not. You don't know that I am right you.

469
00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:10.519
<v Speaker 3>I have done actually a considerable amount of research in

470
00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:12.759
<v Speaker 3>this stuff. I went thro an alien phase. When what's

471
00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:16.160
<v Speaker 3>his face? David gersh yeah it was whoever? The guy

472
00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.599
<v Speaker 3>is the test five for Congress.

473
00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:23.440
<v Speaker 2>There's a guy named Jeremy something. He's a he. I mean,

474
00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:26.440
<v Speaker 2>he could be a net but whatever. Hele he's a

475
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:31.799
<v Speaker 2>documentary he makes films, and he's really into this alien stuff. Anyway.

476
00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:40.160
<v Speaker 2>He said there is something coming. It is coming, but no, like.

477
00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:44.519
<v Speaker 3>Literally what they've been saying for years. All right, moving on,

478
00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:49.000
<v Speaker 3>they said disclosure was going to happen. Doesn't like three

479
00:24:49.079 --> 00:24:49.519
<v Speaker 3>years ago.

480
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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it.

481
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go.

482
00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:56.960
<v Speaker 3>But now if Vonds gives him a cross look though,

483
00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's square enough.

484
00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, any store any like checker gives you

485
00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:04.839
<v Speaker 2>a cross look?

486
00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:05.559
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

487
00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Whatever?

488
00:25:06.599 --> 00:25:11.319
<v Speaker 2>All right, Here are hobbies that men enjoy but hide

489
00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:14.799
<v Speaker 2>from everybody, which ones are these you do?

490
00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

491
00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:18.440
<v Speaker 2>And I know you do one of them. I know

492
00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:22.839
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent you do it every night. Stuffed animals

493
00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:27.079
<v Speaker 2>and plushies like squish mellows on my bed. Nope, No,

494
00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I secretly love motivational quotes.

495
00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:34.640
<v Speaker 3>No, I like quotes, but not motivational ones. They'll suck.

496
00:25:36.039 --> 00:25:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Bubble baths.

497
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shower guy, showers are amazing.

498
00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Love is blind.

499
00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Nope. Y sewing, Actually I wish I knew this. So

500
00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:48.400
<v Speaker 3>I got a button I need to fix on a jacket.

501
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:49.839
<v Speaker 1>I can fix it.

502
00:25:50.119 --> 00:25:53.759
<v Speaker 2>You can sew see Then, yeah, you don't, but you

503
00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:54.640
<v Speaker 2>don't like I don't do it.

504
00:25:54.680 --> 00:25:58.359
<v Speaker 3>So so baking I like cooking.

505
00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:00.000
<v Speaker 2>That's not the same as baking.

506
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:00.599
<v Speaker 1>I like baking.

507
00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:01.319
<v Speaker 3>I like baking.

508
00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Then you don't like. Okay, okay, enjoy like liking bands

509
00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:13.359
<v Speaker 2>like Backstreet Boys, in Sync boy band fan. No, I'm

510
00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:16.440
<v Speaker 2>a thirty something white suburban dad. This is one answer.

511
00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:20.880
<v Speaker 2>And I love raunchy music like Nicki Minaj, and I

512
00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:22.960
<v Speaker 2>love Taylor Swift, and I love Katie Perry.

513
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:27.640
<v Speaker 3>Those people. Actually I have questions about I like Katy Perry.

514
00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Romantic comedies.

515
00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:34.119
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I went through romantic comedy. Face. Really, that was

516
00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:36.359
<v Speaker 3>a long time ago. This is like seventeen year old me,

517
00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:38.759
<v Speaker 3>and my phase was like I watched five of them.

518
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh that was a short and then you were done, and.

519
00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:42.839
<v Speaker 3>I was like, these are really stupid.

520
00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>They're so friend I.

521
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Know, fruity cocktails.

522
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, those are great romance novels.

523
00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:56.640
<v Speaker 2>No petticures have you ever had?

524
00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I have?

525
00:26:57.960 --> 00:26:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh they're so nice.

526
00:26:59.480 --> 00:27:01.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure they are. I don't like care that much.

527
00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Playing with my cat, watching elephant cat and dog videos. No, no,

528
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.559
<v Speaker 2>and classical music Lord of the Rings type of music.

529
00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:17.200
<v Speaker 3>I do love classical music.

530
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's not like a brilliant that's not.

531
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Great.

532
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I like Andrea but okay, oh yeah.

533
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Look at you. Okay, now finally what phrase it knows

534
00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:33.160
<v Speaker 2>you every time you hear it.

535
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, literally, there's so many here we go.

536
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm living my blank era, living my best life. Wait,

537
00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:50.640
<v Speaker 2>what's the era whatever, I'm living my lego era, I'm

538
00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:55.279
<v Speaker 2>living my dating era. I'm living my you know whatever,

539
00:27:55.640 --> 00:28:02.079
<v Speaker 2>my my my crocheting era. Gas mostly because people don't

540
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:03.799
<v Speaker 2>use it, right, That's very true.

541
00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:05.319
<v Speaker 3>No one knows what gaslighting means.

542
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.000
<v Speaker 2>What is the correct definition? Off the top of your.

543
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.519
<v Speaker 3>Head, gaslighting comes from a movie called gas It's called gaslight,

544
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 3>where basically it's convincing someone that they're crazy for believing

545
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:24.119
<v Speaker 3>something that's obviously true. It's can no yeah about them

546
00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:27.039
<v Speaker 3>or no, just in general, it is trying to convince

547
00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:30.079
<v Speaker 3>someone that they're crazy for believing something that's obviously true. No.

548
00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Gaslighting is like, let's say I say to Laura, you

549
00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:40.839
<v Speaker 1>know what you did two weeks ago when you didn't

550
00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.119
<v Speaker 1>return my call and I got stuck at the gas

551
00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 1>station when I never actually called you, So making things up, yeah,

552
00:28:50.039 --> 00:28:55.720
<v Speaker 1>and then making somebody believe it, or taking taking a

553
00:28:55.799 --> 00:29:00.039
<v Speaker 1>portion of a truth and making someone well feel like.

554
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:02.519
<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, but it has to be saying that's obviously true.

555
00:29:02.519 --> 00:29:04.519
<v Speaker 3>And that's where the the tricky part is is that

556
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.279
<v Speaker 3>people will use it for something they think is obviously true,

557
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:10.720
<v Speaker 3>but it's not actually necessarily true, so it's not gaslighting. Like,

558
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:13.240
<v Speaker 3>for example, if you were like like, god, this sky

559
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:15.400
<v Speaker 3>is really blue today, I'm like, or the sky's not

560
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:18.160
<v Speaker 3>blue at all, it's green, Like don't be crazy, and

561
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:20.279
<v Speaker 3>you're like, no, the sky's ly blue, and then I'm like, no, no,

562
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:23.480
<v Speaker 3>the sky is green, Like stop being insane. And I

563
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:26.640
<v Speaker 3>was like doing this forever. That's what like the movie

564
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:29.240
<v Speaker 3>is that I think the guy is turning down this

565
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:32.119
<v Speaker 3>the gas lamp and this stairwell slowly over time, and

566
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:33.799
<v Speaker 3>she's like, the light is going out. He's like, no,

567
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:36.839
<v Speaker 3>you're crazy, Light's fine. Okay, forget what the purpose is.

568
00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>So here's the definition manipulate someone using psychological methods into

569
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:46.759
<v Speaker 1>questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning. And it

570
00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>is from a movie called Gaslight.

571
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think the context is there was this there

572
00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:52.680
<v Speaker 3>was lily, a gas lamp that this guy was. It

573
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.119
<v Speaker 3>was like a husband and wife, and he kept turning

574
00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:55.720
<v Speaker 3>it down and convincing her that it was fine.

575
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So I have definitely it wrong.

576
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, everyone uses it wrong and it annoys me to

577
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:03.160
<v Speaker 3>no end.

578
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:08.759
<v Speaker 2>What about when people say, hubby hate that wifey priggers.

579
00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:15.200
<v Speaker 3>No, dog o, that's funny sometimes, what doggo? Who says

580
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.599
<v Speaker 3>that if you use ironically, sometimes it's funny for baby?

581
00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:25.279
<v Speaker 2>How about I did a thing? Or there's no such

582
00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:28.240
<v Speaker 2>thing as a stupid question, because.

583
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:31.319
<v Speaker 3>I think you know what there are? There are, but

584
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:34.359
<v Speaker 3>I think encouraging people to just ask questions, I'll give

585
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:34.759
<v Speaker 3>it a.

586
00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Pass, finishing every sentence with you know what I mean.

587
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 3>It's just validation.

588
00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:49.599
<v Speaker 2>But ever since yeah, not all heroes wear capes.

589
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:55.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, a cliche at this point, pov of everything.

590
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, I love that for you.

591
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.079
<v Speaker 3>I hate that. I hate I just want to point

592
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:04.000
<v Speaker 3>out these are all phrases that, like women say to

593
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:07.559
<v Speaker 3>each other. Men have not said half these things.

594
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh they say this though well played.

595
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.279
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we'll played ever so well play. It's a

596
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:15.359
<v Speaker 3>good phrase. I think well played. It's okay.

597
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:18.559
<v Speaker 2>I think you may have No why is.

598
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:20.079
<v Speaker 3>That like a cringe phrase?

599
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:23.400
<v Speaker 2>It's just it doesn't annoy you when you that doesn't

600
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:32.079
<v Speaker 2>annoy me, Like saying saying in place of saying that

601
00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>you agree with something, saying.

602
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 3>This no once again, that is a woman thing.

603
00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:44.759
<v Speaker 2>And I was today years old when oh, hell no.

604
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes that's funny, but most time it's not.

605
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:51.319
<v Speaker 1>That is annoying. Like if you're if you say to somebody,

606
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>how old is your baby? In they're all nine and

607
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>seventy two months old, You're like, god, bless America. Just

608
00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:00.799
<v Speaker 1>say they're seventeen, like or whatever.

609
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:03.039
<v Speaker 3>I think that's a little different.

610
00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:06.200
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, if they're thirty six months, yeah, I'm like,

611
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:09.519
<v Speaker 1>if they're over a year. Say they're a year and that.

612
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Used to bug me when I had little, tiny kids too.

613
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>That bugged me then to drive me crazy.

614
00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you. I totally agree with you. Okay, guys, anyway,

615
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking off because I'm going to l A. I'm

616
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:24.640
<v Speaker 2>taping a game show tomorrow.

617
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Friday for what.

618
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Let's make a deal, let's make it's going to be

619
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.880
<v Speaker 2>social media. I'm coming home with a car and a trip.

620
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:36.279
<v Speaker 3>Do you even know if you're getting chosen to be

621
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:36.799
<v Speaker 3>on the show.

622
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:39.880
<v Speaker 2>That's why I auditioned. I am one of the contestants.

623
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:40.480
<v Speaker 3>For sure.

624
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:42.279
<v Speaker 1>You're either coming home with a car and a trip,

625
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:44.640
<v Speaker 1>or you're coming home with a lifetime supply of like

626
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Dean sausage.

627
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:48.519
<v Speaker 3>We'll see if they if you even make the cut.

628
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I might be in front of the producers and the

629
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.880
<v Speaker 2>there's a chance to go up there, And there is

630
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:57.400
<v Speaker 2>that chance. Yes, but I did have to. I had

631
00:32:57.400 --> 00:32:58.960
<v Speaker 2>to audition in front of a producer.

632
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Price is right where you just show up and maybe

633
00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:03.119
<v Speaker 3>they call your number.

634
00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I did the prices right.

635
00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:07.119
<v Speaker 2>I did too, and I won. I was on the

636
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:09.680
<v Speaker 2>process right. I want a trip to Nice, France, that was.

637
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:12.440
<v Speaker 1>The dumbest thing I've ever done. I loved it because

638
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I hated it.

639
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:15.759
<v Speaker 2>So that was way back when.

640
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:18.200
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, Okay, I hope you win.

641
00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

642
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:22.119
<v Speaker 3>I don't think you will that so did you? You know?

643
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Like so mean?

644
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:24.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm just being honest.

645
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I will, I will.

646
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Don't you think I have luck? Don't you think I

647
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:30.160
<v Speaker 2>have any kind of luck at all?

648
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.759
<v Speaker 3>Make good? Which is a struggle.

649
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:34.839
<v Speaker 1>So good.

650
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:37.599
<v Speaker 3>Look, I want you to win as much as you can.

651
00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:39.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm just not real optimistic about it.

652
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:41.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm just nervous.

653
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<v Speaker 2>What about you?

654
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Do you think?

655
00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, give me the percentage I win something, I come

656
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:52.359
<v Speaker 2>home with nothing. What's the percentage if.

657
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.519
<v Speaker 1>You win something? She's going to stop by the casino

658
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:55.079
<v Speaker 1>on the way home.

659
00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Who cares about what I do?

660
00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:58.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh? On cares?

661
00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Likelihood? No, what's the likelihood of me winning or coming

662
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:04.039
<v Speaker 2>home on that thing?

663
00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:04.279
<v Speaker 1>What?

664
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:06.119
<v Speaker 3>What's win?

665
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what he thinks I'm gonna I'm

666
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:13.079
<v Speaker 1>gonna say there's gonna be a fifty to fifty chance.

667
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:18.119
<v Speaker 3>What that's high? Honestly, maybe you could win like two bucks, But.

668
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 1>What I believe in you?

669
00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:22.800
<v Speaker 3>What are the odds that she wins? To say, like

670
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.199
<v Speaker 3>a substantial amount of money.

671
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Mmm, I'm gonna say, knowing you like I do, I'm

672
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:32.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna say she's gonna get impulsive and she's going to

673
00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:34.639
<v Speaker 1>pick the life type supply of Jimmy Dean's sausage.

674
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:36.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, if I had to put if I had

675
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:37.920
<v Speaker 3>to put money on it, what you do is that

676
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:40.239
<v Speaker 3>you would be like up for like tenth grand. You'd

677
00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:41.880
<v Speaker 3>like awesome, and you'd like somehow lose it all. I

678
00:34:41.880 --> 00:34:43.559
<v Speaker 3>don't know how. Let's make it deal works, but you'd.

679
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Lose it all, all right, you know what? Right now,

680
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:47.800
<v Speaker 2>let's put money on it.

681
00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, if I'm right, you have to give me all

682
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:50.599
<v Speaker 3>everything you win?

683
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.679
<v Speaker 2>No, okay? How much are you willing to pony up?

684
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:57.119
<v Speaker 2>You think you? Okay? You want to make a bet?

685
00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:00.800
<v Speaker 3>That's such a those are such low odds once that

686
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:02.760
<v Speaker 3>I would need like a serious return on that.

687
00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:04.679
<v Speaker 2>No, if I come home with nothing, or if I

688
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:05.679
<v Speaker 2>come on with a prize.

689
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh, just in general.

690
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you want to put a twenty on it.

691
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.519
<v Speaker 3>I'll put a fifty on it. Oh dang, you can

692
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.880
<v Speaker 3>need twenty though, twenty is reasonable. You know what, I'm

693
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 3>putting twenty on nothing. I'm going for the fifty okay,

694
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>fifty on nothing, wait fift, hold on, because if I

695
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:24.519
<v Speaker 3>come back with like five bucks, that's not a win.

696
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I won't come home with.

697
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:29.599
<v Speaker 3>Fine, if you win more than one hundred dollars, then

698
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:31.480
<v Speaker 3>I get the face and I'll give you fifty bucks.

699
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:35.760
<v Speaker 2>If with nothing but like a like a souvenir pin

700
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:36.800
<v Speaker 2>or something, I.

701
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.559
<v Speaker 3>Don't I think you'll get that. Also, we're adding in taxes.

702
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:42.440
<v Speaker 3>So if if the after tax amount is not more.

703
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Than nothing, okay, okay, okay, ten.

704
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Grand or something.

705
00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:48.119
<v Speaker 2>All right, well get over here right now because we

706
00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 2>have to shake on camera.

707
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 3>Shake.

708
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:53.320
<v Speaker 2>No, that's annoying. Fine, I'm getting up.

709
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:55.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, it real, Okay.

710
00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:58.079
<v Speaker 3>I when if I ever renigged on a bet. What's

711
00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:04.559
<v Speaker 3>the phrase renigged? Yeah, renigged on a bit. I think

712
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:06.519
<v Speaker 3>you'll be lucky if you even get on air.

713
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Get meaner, meaner.

714
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:14.559
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not you, it's just not problem.

715
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Put it in the universe. I'm gonna win something huge

716
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:19.039
<v Speaker 2>and Brian's gonna eat crow.

717
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:21.320
<v Speaker 3>But it's like if okay, it's like oh im tomorrow,

718
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:23.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm driving up down to the prices right they're taping here.

719
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.039
<v Speaker 3>What do you think or the odds will win something.

720
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:27.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it's low odds you'll even get on the show,

721
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:30.440
<v Speaker 3>So you know today should be mean?

722
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Did I ever tell you when I had to go

723
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.239
<v Speaker 1>through the audition process for the prices right, what.

724
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:36.800
<v Speaker 3>Happened if they don't do they even audition? I thought,

725
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:38.599
<v Speaker 3>you just know you for.

726
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:41.280
<v Speaker 2>The price is right? You go up in groups of

727
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:42.920
<v Speaker 2>like six, it's just if.

728
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:44.239
<v Speaker 3>They call you.

729
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.559
<v Speaker 2>No, yes, no, Brian, We've both done it.

730
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:50.480
<v Speaker 1>You have to audition for the producers and then they're looking.

731
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:51.559
<v Speaker 2>Before you go into the audience.

732
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:56.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so before you even go into the six at

733
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.679
<v Speaker 1>a time. Yeah, And then you go up individually. And

734
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:01.559
<v Speaker 1>there's a guy with all his I called him the

735
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Robert Palmer girls because they all stood around him with clipboards.

736
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:08.199
<v Speaker 1>And I had such a migraine the day that I

737
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:12.920
<v Speaker 1>went that I didn't even care. So there's they're like,

738
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>tell us something interesting about.

739
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is your name? What do you do? And

740
00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:19.159
<v Speaker 2>you can have to show you personality exactly.

741
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:22.400
<v Speaker 1>And I couldn't have given a flying f. So I

742
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:26.800
<v Speaker 1>got seated in literally the farthest back corner of the theater,

743
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:29.559
<v Speaker 1>and the people I were with were like, hey, if

744
00:37:29.559 --> 00:37:32.840
<v Speaker 1>we if we go to the second showcase we double

745
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:35.559
<v Speaker 1>you know, because of course none of us got on,

746
00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>so we had to go through that whole dog and

747
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:43.239
<v Speaker 1>pony show again. So I go through, turn it up

748
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.480
<v Speaker 1>at least a little bit. They're like, so, tell us

749
00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>something interesting about yourself, and as dead pan as I could,

750
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:53.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I do hardcore gay porn. And they all

751
00:37:53.480 --> 00:37:56.039
<v Speaker 1>just they all looked at me and they were like, okay,

752
00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:01.519
<v Speaker 1>at this at this point, I'm in I'm in the corner,

753
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the very last row corner, right next to the curtains,

754
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:08.400
<v Speaker 1>where I promptly passed out and fell asleep and security

755
00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 1>had to wake me up when the show was over.

756
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:16.039
<v Speaker 1>It I didn't show with me give a flying look.

757
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:18.400
<v Speaker 2>That's why you go up there at five in the morning.

758
00:38:18.440 --> 00:38:20.760
<v Speaker 2>You avoid in line and then you do the whole thing.

759
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.719
<v Speaker 3>But there is no casting call. They just vet you

760
00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:24.559
<v Speaker 3>in line basically.

761
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:27.079
<v Speaker 2>But there was a casting call for this one.

762
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 3>That doesn't mean a whole lot more.

763
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:31.079
<v Speaker 2>It does, so I had to go through I to

764
00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:31.800
<v Speaker 2>do a whole.

765
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:34.199
<v Speaker 3>Well, is there a guarantee that you will be on

766
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:34.599
<v Speaker 3>the show?

767
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I believe there is, Yes, okay, yes there is. And

768
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.360
<v Speaker 2>then the person I bring as a guest. There's no

769
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:43.719
<v Speaker 2>guarantee that that person, even though they have to dress

770
00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:45.239
<v Speaker 2>in costume, will be it.

771
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:47.239
<v Speaker 1>See I would have never gotten on. They would have

772
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:49.679
<v Speaker 1>been like, tell us something interesting about yourself, and I'm like,

773
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>just grow yourself.

774
00:38:51.719 --> 00:38:53.840
<v Speaker 2>He just would have had his fate, his normal face on,

775
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:54.559
<v Speaker 2>and they'd be like.

776
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:56.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh, he's like, I don't know.

777
00:38:56.280 --> 00:38:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I like to sleep a long where I don't where

778
00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:01.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't get excited about anything. And then they're like, oh, that's.

779
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Not gonna be funnybody, but you but you are You could?

780
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:05.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean you could.

781
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>They have no idea. What a delight I am?

782
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:08.239
<v Speaker 3>I know.

783
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.599
<v Speaker 2>All right anyway, so I'm doing it.

784
00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:15.280
<v Speaker 1>And my response would be like watch our podcast.

785
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Awesome, okay, next week, Yes you'll have I'm either going

786
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:26.159
<v Speaker 2>to have to give or I'm going to get a

787
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:27.119
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars bill.

788
00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:29.119
<v Speaker 3>If you get ten thousand dollars, I'm gonna ask for

789
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:29.440
<v Speaker 3>some of it.

790
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I I'm coming back. You know what.

791
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I love this. I love that you put this challenge

792
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.559
<v Speaker 2>on me because now I'm like fueled and I'm going

793
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:41.599
<v Speaker 2>to fuel my crystals.

794
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm out in the universe. If I ever won ten

795
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:45.880
<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars on a game show. I'd give you each grand.

796
00:39:46.599 --> 00:39:49.000
<v Speaker 2>No, you wouldn't.

797
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:49.719
<v Speaker 3>I probably would.

798
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Really, I'd get Brian a grand. If I want something

799
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:53.199
<v Speaker 1>else that's fun.

800
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't give you guys.

801
00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:57.920
<v Speaker 3>That's because you I need it.

802
00:39:58.239 --> 00:39:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Brian, I'd give you a grand.

803
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.159
<v Speaker 2>You Why wouldn't you give me a grand?

804
00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Because you wouldn't give me a grand?

805
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right. I'll buy you, guys, something fun, like

806
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:08.800
<v Speaker 2>what I'll buy dinner?

807
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:11.039
<v Speaker 3>Now, I could buy myself dinner.

808
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:13.199
<v Speaker 2>What do you want? Okay, okay, it's fine, all right.

809
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:15.000
<v Speaker 3>I know who my real friends are. It's fine.

810
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll pay you for your Netflix subscription for one month.

811
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.960
<v Speaker 3>I'll get you on those little Target cards. It's like

812
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:26.840
<v Speaker 3>one free month of Netflix. Yeah, about your god and

813
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:28.239
<v Speaker 3>a outback steakhouse.

814
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:30.159
<v Speaker 1>I'll get her a five dollars Starbucks gift card.

815
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:32.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. If I win two dollars fifty cents to left

816
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:33.719
<v Speaker 3>on it.

817
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Various things which there's a chance I could win, like

818
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.639
<v Speaker 2>a corner cole of things that or there's like a

819
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:43.840
<v Speaker 2>little there could be like little things. There could a

820
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:47.679
<v Speaker 2>TV or whatever. Whatever. If I have like a little

821
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.239
<v Speaker 2>a few things, I will give you each something.

822
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you do know you have to pay taxes on everything, right, Yes.

823
00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Sir, I know that. I remember that from when I

824
00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:59.159
<v Speaker 2>won the eight thousand dollars trip to Nie Friends. Like, No,

825
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:01.199
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't that big. It was way back then.

826
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:02.239
<v Speaker 3>I think now it's forty.

827
00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, wish me luck.

828
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:08.440
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be good luck.

829
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

830
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:11.840
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait till she wins like a super nice

831
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:13.400
<v Speaker 3>car and then she gets a bill for like fifty

832
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:16.440
<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars for the tax I don't care.

833
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>That'd be so fun to anyway. I love you, guys,

834
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:25.039
<v Speaker 2>and we'll talk on Monday, our live show Tuesday when

835
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 2>it drops next week, this one. Whatever you're listening now,

836
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.960
<v Speaker 2>I get on even more what I'm saying anymore. And

837
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I love your podcast.

838
00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I love you so much.

839
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I told myself i'd sit on my hands from now

840
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:39.519
<v Speaker 2>on because I talk too much with my hands. I like,

841
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>it's really annoy boy.

842
00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Well that looks awkward. No, no, no not at all? Not?

843
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:46.039
<v Speaker 2>Does it?

844
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:48.760
<v Speaker 3>All right? Good night? Everything?

845
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Love a podcast, Okay, always try to say that. Love you,

846
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:54.719
<v Speaker 2>my sweet babies. Bye,