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<v Speaker 1>Weary way.

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<v Speaker 2>The brigands brought destruction. Do you remember corner of the Universe?

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<v Speaker 2>The galaxy must be defended.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you for mem Form in adaced Supergirl fly

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<v Speaker 1>in theaters June twenty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello everyone, and welcome to the Culture Cast crossing over

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<v Speaker 3>with the Projection Booth and the Projection Booth crossing over

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<v Speaker 3>with the Culture Cast. I am the host of the

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<v Speaker 3>Culture Cast, Christashu, and I'm joined by my good friend

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<v Speaker 3>all the way from the dying planet of Krypton. He's

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<v Speaker 3>come to save our souls. It's Superman boy child himself,

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<v Speaker 3>the host of the Projection Booth, Mike White.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say dits, but it's gonna sound like tits.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>If you clicked on this episode, you know what we're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about. We're talking about the sequel to last year's

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<v Speaker 3>Superman film, Supergirl. That's what it's called. If you need

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<v Speaker 3>any more explanation as to what it is, you haven't

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<v Speaker 3>seen the advertising for this film, neither of I because

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't really advertise it, or they sort of did.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I really couldn't tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew nothing about it going into it, but Mike

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<v Speaker 3>and I are gonna be talking about this year's most

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<v Speaker 3>recent DC you DCE EU film, Supergirl. So film is

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<v Speaker 3>directed by Craig Gillespie, written by Anna Noguera, and it

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<v Speaker 3>stars Milly Alcock reprising her role as Supergirl from the

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<v Speaker 3>end of Superman. It also stars the overwhelmingly I guess

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<v Speaker 3>Belgian actor Matthias showIn Arts, which is just the most

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<v Speaker 3>Belgian named you can think of. Eve Ridley, David Crumbholtz,

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<v Speaker 3>Emily Beacham, David Corninsweat comes back as Superman, Jason Momoa

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<v Speaker 3>as Lobo, and I shit you not because I guess

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<v Speaker 3>he was just not busy. Seth Rogen as an alien. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>literally couldn't. It's like Martin Scorsese as an alien. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess he just wanted sagminimum. The film follows Supergirl as

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<v Speaker 3>she celebrates her twenty third birthday and tries to save

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<v Speaker 3>a girl's sword who she meets in a bar while

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<v Speaker 3>going on a pub crawl on a planet that has

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<v Speaker 3>a red sun. We will be spoiling the film, obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's the kind of people we are, So this

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<v Speaker 3>is a warning ahead of time. So before we spoil it, Mike,

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<v Speaker 3>should people be spending their hard earned cash to go

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<v Speaker 3>see's Supergirl. Uh in a word, No, the review was

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<v Speaker 3>two words shit sandwich.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you think that Seth Rogan was jealous of

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<v Speaker 1>Kamal Nan Johnny because he did the voice of that

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<v Speaker 1>little cute alien in Men in Black International? And Seth

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<v Speaker 1>Rogan gets the little cute alien for this one?

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<v Speaker 3>Was Seth Rogan not the voice of Babu Frickin' Star Wars?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>I would It's gonna be funny than for anyone to

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<v Speaker 3>think that that's the case. I'm just putting a fake

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<v Speaker 3>piece of information into the Internet. Maybe someone don't put

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<v Speaker 3>it on IMDb.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the second time he's played a space alien.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why Seth Rogan is in this movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it took me a while. I mean, he

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<v Speaker 1>might be the best character in the movie. Uh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's this is a strange, strange film, right, It's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a Western, like a Western in space.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean we really have seen this so many

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<v Speaker 1>times where it's it's basically it's like it's true grit, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she goes on a quest to hire a

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<v Speaker 1>killer to take care of her revenge and or track

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<v Speaker 1>down the bad guy, and you've got the reluctant hero

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<v Speaker 1>that has to help out but doesn't want to, and

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<v Speaker 1>then hilarity ensues. At least I've always wanted. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid growing up, I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that Superman was solar powered, like I had heard, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he needs the power of the yellow sun in order

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<v Speaker 1>to make him powerful, like Krypton had a red son.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a yellow son, so now he's powerful. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was reading a I think it was a

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<v Speaker 1>screenplay for one of the rejected versions of Superman five

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<v Speaker 1>aka Superman Lives the whole Death of Superman storyline, And

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<v Speaker 1>in one of those there was some he had like

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<v Speaker 1>a it was very mister Burns, like mister Burns had

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<v Speaker 1>sunlight right he was blocking off the sun from Springfield.

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<v Speaker 1>Might have been the first movie, I can't remember, but

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<v Speaker 1>in the Superman movie, Lex Luthor was basically doing the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing or brainiac, I don't know, and Superman was

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<v Speaker 1>running out of gas basically, and he was powerless without

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<v Speaker 1>any sun, And I was like, you, I'll be fucking

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me, Like he's literally solar powered. Like I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that the yellow sun helped power him up and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know that it was like what happens

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<v Speaker 1>that nighttime? I mean, he is the thing that Republicans

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<v Speaker 1>always talk about when they're talking about how solar energy

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<v Speaker 1>will never work. What happens when the sun goes down?

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<v Speaker 1>What happens on cloudy days? I mean, if it gets

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<v Speaker 1>really overcast in Metropolis, does he start to feel a

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<v Speaker 1>little LOGI Does he have to like run and get

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know because I am not that big of

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<v Speaker 3>a Superman guy myself. So the fact that so much

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<v Speaker 3>of this movie hinged on that was not a surprise

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<v Speaker 3>to me, but just like one of those things where

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, man, we're really We talked about it

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<v Speaker 3>with the Lord of the Rings, showed the podcast of

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<v Speaker 3>Power that we do together that's coming out later this year,

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<v Speaker 3>when we're readdressing the second season that show before the

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<v Speaker 3>third season comes out, and it's like they took one

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<v Speaker 3>thing from Superman and just blew it up in this

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<v Speaker 3>movie into the entire thing, and it's like oh the

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<v Speaker 3>Sun and the Green Sun and the Yellow Son. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>like I again, yeah, yeah, like again. I know that

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<v Speaker 3>that is a thing in the Superman comics. However, that

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't mean that I want the entire movie to hinge

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<v Speaker 3>on that. And like you said, if they're never going

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<v Speaker 3>to actually address it, why do it so much? Why

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<v Speaker 3>have so much of this movie hinge on it? But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the rules because I'm honestly not that

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<v Speaker 3>big of a Superman guy. Admittedly, we went and saw

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<v Speaker 3>this movie, which means the movie should maybe explain it

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit more than they did, but you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>say the movie should have explained a lot of things

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<v Speaker 3>like why is this just super girly super Girl of

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<v Speaker 3>the Guardians of the Galaxy, like but the like the

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<v Speaker 3>like the low rent version, Like this just feels really

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<v Speaker 3>it's either that or it's super Girl in grogu, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it just feels like the Mandalorian, Like we saw

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<v Speaker 3>this movie last month, and it was better a month ago.

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<v Speaker 3>And that movie wasn't that great either, but at least

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<v Speaker 3>it had Jeremy Allen White as Rad of the Hut. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, this movie has as an alien, like, which

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<v Speaker 3>fucking for whatever goddamn fucking reason you tell me, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so confused as to what his inclusion in this

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really bother you, because, like I, it's just it even

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<v Speaker 4>It's so distracting.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, okay, because I'm just like, at one point, at

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<v Speaker 1>one point, I was like, that kind of sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Brogan, and then I completely forgot. So yeah, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah it didn't didn't bug me, but okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can.

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<v Speaker 3>See how it would bug someone who recognizes Seth Rogan's voice.

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<v Speaker 3>It takes me out of the scene completely. I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>and again, it's a cameo. It is a glorified cameo, which,

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<v Speaker 3>again fine, But if this movie had done anything more

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<v Speaker 3>than it does, which is very little, it probably wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have been that distraction. Distracting. But this movie, like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>is kind of a Western, but also kind of Guardians

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<v Speaker 3>of the Galaxy adjacent and also nothing like the Superman

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<v Speaker 3>movie in terms of tone. It's like, this exists in

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<v Speaker 3>a universe that's already been established that we're not privied

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<v Speaker 3>that doesn't have anything to do with Superman, and I

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate that that may be entirely the point of this film,

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<v Speaker 3>but I get that astinct feeling Supergirl ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>coming back here anytime soon. It sure doesn't fuck it

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<v Speaker 3>seem like it by the end of the movie either.

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<v Speaker 3>So it almost feels like everything that happened in this

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<v Speaker 3>movie is completely pointless. Like genuinely, I can't imagine what

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<v Speaker 3>point they're going to return to in any future films.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the character of Ruth will come back, but that's

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<v Speaker 3>about it, and only about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope she doesn't. I hope she doesn't. Ruth is

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<v Speaker 1>so lame. And that's the thing is like, Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into brass tacks. Supergirl is supposed to be the

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<v Speaker 1>hero of this film. She's supposed to be our main character. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she is constantly getting rescued, be it by Ruth, Lobo,

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<v Speaker 1>possibly even Superman through some of the memories that she has,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the stuff that is going on with her

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<v Speaker 1>recalling this stuff. She doesn't feel like she's the hero

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<v Speaker 1>of her own movie, and it feels like she's sidelined

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<v Speaker 1>so many times. She is on a planet where there's

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<v Speaker 1>no yellow sun. She's drunk, she's poisoned, just all of

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<v Speaker 1>these things. She's taken it out by green sun. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was always the thing sidebar, that was always the

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<v Speaker 1>thing about Superman that couldn't fucking stand. Like when I

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<v Speaker 1>was either reading the comics, which I barely did, but

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<v Speaker 1>I read a lot of comics. I did a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of research for the I wrote an essay about the

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<v Speaker 1>death of Superman lives kind of thing. I call it

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<v Speaker 1>Superman Grounded. If you want to read that, you can

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<v Speaker 1>read it in the Cashiers the Cinema book, which is

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<v Speaker 1>called Impossibly Funky. So I did a lot of research

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<v Speaker 1>on Superman. The thing I couldn't stand was this whole Well,

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<v Speaker 1>green kryptonite can kill him, red kryptonite, does this gold kryptonite?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that blue kryptonite? And it's just like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Like, oh, there's and I'm gonna say this wrong, Nerd,

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<v Speaker 1>so be prepared. Oh my god, Lex Luthor has this

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<v Speaker 1>blue kryptonite. Now Superman is old. It's like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck are you doing? So they're like, oh, she's on

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<v Speaker 1>a planet with a green sun. I'm like and like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess this kills her because kryptonite is also green.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, but anyway, do you know about pink kryptonite?

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Zimkey gay?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So it was a joke in the two thousand

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<v Speaker 3>and three Supergirl comic that they made a pink kryptonite

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<v Speaker 3>that I think made Jimmy Olsen like slightly more effeminate

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<v Speaker 3>as a gag on exactly what you're talking where it's

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<v Speaker 3>like the fact that there were like a rainbow of

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<v Speaker 3>kryptonites now like including the pink one, which makes you gay,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's a real thing in the comic, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was obviously like it's like Deadpool, right, it's like part

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<v Speaker 3>of the mythology of the world, but it's absurdist in

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<v Speaker 3>its own, like you know, execution. But yeah, there's pink kryptonite.

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<v Speaker 3>It actually makes you gay, or at least the characters

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<v Speaker 3>in the comic book.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, Yeah, but yeah, she just she doesn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>to have a whole lot of agency in this movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and even the way that it's told when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to the flashbacks of her and the I guess this

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<v Speaker 1>do that shrinks the city of Argo and transports it

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<v Speaker 1>to Earth or something. So all these little people, little

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<v Speaker 1>Cryptonians in there. Anyway, I know, I'm getting way past

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<v Speaker 1>the lore, but like the way that that story told,

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<v Speaker 1>we're kind of going, we've got some momentum, and then

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<v Speaker 1>Now we've got the backstory, We've got David Crumholtz even

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<v Speaker 1>that it's like you see her meeting Crypto once and

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<v Speaker 1>then you see the why she met him and all

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of stuff. You sideline Crypto through this whole

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<v Speaker 4>Well whole movie, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Was totally understandable. I know a lot of people are like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was the best character, and there I didn't care

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<v Speaker 1>for Crypto. I was just like, man, take control of

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<v Speaker 4>But this is too much of a correction.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, I mean, this is totally

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw this and Guardians of the Galaxy three,

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<v Speaker 1>we sidelined Rocket through the whole fucking thing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we do tell like flashbacks of Rocket growing up, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, so you just replaced the the

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<v Speaker 1>with Rocket or instead of with Crypto. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like you just this is like a Greatest Hits kind

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<v Speaker 1>fight scenes. I'm like, Okay, I've seen this before, man, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>have the whole question of how violent is Supergirl versus Superman.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we had this whole thing back with like

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<v Speaker 1>Man of Steel, where it was him just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>breaking necks and stuff and destroying property like crazy. She

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<v Speaker 1>has no problem just killing people like mad in this movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and especially that they changed the end of the comic

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<v Speaker 1>that this was based on, and rather than showing mercy

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<v Speaker 1>and like sending this guy to the you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>Forbidden Zone or whatever, it is, that she fucking gangst

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<v Speaker 1>the bad guy at the end. Sorry spoilers, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? Man, Like, You're supposed to be one

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<v Speaker 1>this guy And it feels like, sorry, Chris, I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>a rant. It feels like she is doing that because

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<v Speaker 1>the girl is pure. And I will say it's not

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<v Speaker 1>just pure as far as her heart. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing because of the bad guys being sex traffickers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically like protecting her virginity. And it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing is like, well, Supergirl's already sullied, but

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<v Speaker 1>this girl's pure. All these other girls are pure. They

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<v Speaker 1>Galaxy three. It's like, for Fox's sake, man, just pick

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<v Speaker 1>a new movie, pick a new script.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what's ultimately really disheartening. Before I talk about

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<v Speaker 3>what you talked about. I want to mention this because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna forget eitherwise. Anna Noguera is writing not only

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<v Speaker 3>Wonder Woman film and an untitled Teen Titans film. Please no,

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<v Speaker 3>Please there. This is a script issue, not a film like,

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<v Speaker 3>not a film maker issue. And I actually personally have

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<v Speaker 3>no issue with Supergirl killing people. And I will tell

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<v Speaker 3>you why, because ultimately, she's not an important enough character

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<v Speaker 3>for this to be some sort of thing where it's

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<v Speaker 3>like breaking the entire law of the universe Superman. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Supergirl has a clearly different way of handling things and

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<v Speaker 3>a different way of going about things, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's smart to have a character like her in this

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<v Speaker 3>universe that is diametrically opposed to the way Superman does things,

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<v Speaker 3>but not a villain per se. She's I guess James

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<v Speaker 3>Gunn says she's more of an anti hero in this movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess she's an anti hero because.

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<v Speaker 4>She kills people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's about it, which is that's killing people does not

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<v Speaker 3>an anti hero make there are other things that go

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<v Speaker 3>with that, you, I mean, I would say maybe you

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<v Speaker 3>would agree Han Solo bit of an anti hero only

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<v Speaker 3>really ever had to kill one person to prove it,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it, and even then like retroactively trying to change

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<v Speaker 3>the way that that hits because apparently he can't kill

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<v Speaker 3>someone who has a fucking gun.

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<v Speaker 4>On him to begin with.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I guess we all apply to the United States

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<v Speaker 3>law of rules in space now too, And that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't mind Supergirl killing the villain at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of this movie. I do understand and agree with

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<v Speaker 3>you in juxtaposition with the man of steel of it all,

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<v Speaker 3>it seems a little weird, but I think here it's

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<v Speaker 3>because it's not Superman doing it. It's a character that's

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<v Speaker 3>like a tertiary superhero in that universe. If Batman doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to kill people, fine, but that doesn't mean Redhood won't.

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<v Speaker 3>And Redhood is part of kind of in the good

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<v Speaker 3>version of Redhood. He's kind of part of Batman's cadre

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<v Speaker 3>of like younger people that he works with, but Redhood

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<v Speaker 3>uses guns like straight up dead ass pistols. I look,

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<v Speaker 3>if this is the direction they want to go a

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<v Speaker 3>Supergirl and have her be Redhood adjacent in terms of

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<v Speaker 3>the way she conducts herself, fine, you know, it's one

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<v Speaker 3>of those things where there's no universe where the character

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<v Speaker 3>of Krem of the Yellow Hills, because they say his

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<v Speaker 3>name that way a million times in the movie. There's

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<v Speaker 3>no universe where if that guy was left unch, he

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<v Speaker 3>would not continue to do what he's doing. But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't there's enough of them child trafficking, child trafficking. There's

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<v Speaker 3>just not enough of him in the movie to make

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<v Speaker 3>him a villain.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my problem.

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<v Speaker 3>There's not enough of him in the movie as a

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<v Speaker 3>despicable villain for us to buy the end of the

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<v Speaker 3>movie get on board with her killing him. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>see an issue with it from a future storytelling, planting

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<v Speaker 3>and payoff standpoint from but from a did they earn

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<v Speaker 3>it in this movie? No, because he's not a villain

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<v Speaker 3>enough to warrant her going out of her ways, possibly

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<v Speaker 3>her morality going further than her morality would to kill him,

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<v Speaker 3>because that was always the thing in Man of Steel, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Zod was never gonna stop unless Superman fucking killed him.

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<v Speaker 3>And I would even say in Man of Steel they

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<v Speaker 3>earned that. It's not great, but at least it's like

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<v Speaker 3>they're destroying the whole goddamn city, so they kind of

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<v Speaker 3>earn him needing to be killed because like, he's never

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<v Speaker 3>gonna stop here, Like this guy is a fucking pissant trafficker. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>is she gonna go and kill every single one of

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<v Speaker 3>these assholes in the universe that they live in. No,

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just that's the problem. It needed to the

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<v Speaker 3>stakes here needed to be higher because otherwise, like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>like it rings a little hollow that she's just so

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<v Speaker 3>willing to kill him at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, this villain is not very villainous. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean again, he request is to find him, and then

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<v Speaker 1>occasionally she does and Lobo's there, and Lobo isn't interested

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<v Speaker 1>in him. He's interested in another guy. He's interested in

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<v Speaker 1>basically Taser face adjacent.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy, right, the second in command here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Who we never I mean other than like a name,

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, and I'm not a Lobo guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>never really came across Lobo at all. So I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that he was talking about a person named Bastitch. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that that was his swear word. And then

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<v Speaker 1>after he said bastach a couple of times, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>is he making a Johnny Dangerously reference?

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<v Speaker 3>He is literally just like Deadpool but in the DC universe, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that is that the feeling you got from the

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<v Speaker 3>way the character is being used in the movie. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>not like the fourth wall breaking, but just like the too.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool for school thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I'm not a Lobo guy like a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>the DC stuff. There's like blind spots all over the place.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a mercenary and a bounty hunter from you know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's all I knew going into the movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Moo was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just weird to have Jason Momoa after we just

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<v Speaker 1>saw him as dude bro Aquamant and as.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, right now he's just dude bro bounty hunter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I'm like, what you guys are okay with this?

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<v Speaker 1>You're all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Three years ago by.

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<v Speaker 1>The way, No, it's crazy, right, Yeah, And like he

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<v Speaker 1>basically closed out the DCEU and now he's back at this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's weird, Like, why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Money lots of Yeah. And he also he liked I

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<v Speaker 3>think he petitioned to be the character of Lobo, specifically Momoa.

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<v Speaker 4>Did, Oh he did?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which is I mean, look like he has the look,

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<v Speaker 3>he has the personality. Let me ask you thought question,

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<v Speaker 3>like our dear friend Richard likes to do. Would it

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<v Speaker 3>have been that big of a deal if he hadn't

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<v Speaker 3>been Aquaman? Right, Let's pretend there's a universe where Aquaman

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<v Speaker 3>never existed, because effectively we're being asked to do that anyways, Now,

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<v Speaker 3>would it be that big of a deal if he's

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<v Speaker 3>just playing Lobo? Now for the first time, Momoa is

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<v Speaker 3>getting involved in a superhero property and it's Lobo.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would have no problem with that, right though

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<v Speaker 1>they needed to use the character better.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's the That's more kind of my point, Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's a problem obviously in our reality, because Momoa has

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<v Speaker 3>played this fucking character before, literally in the movies that

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<v Speaker 3>were these that these movies are rebooting. But that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>mean he's not good. It's just he's given fuck all

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<v Speaker 3>to do. And then he disappears in the climax in

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<v Speaker 3>a way that I was like, Oh, he's coming back,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he doesn't come back, and I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck? This is that time where he shows back

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<v Speaker 3>up and no Supergirl shows back up and doesn't manage

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<v Speaker 3>to turn the villain in to a puddle of goo

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<v Speaker 3>when she drags him going one hundred miles an hour

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<v Speaker 3>through the air along the ground, which I don't fucking

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<v Speaker 3>understand any of. Like the problem with Superman for me

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<v Speaker 3>and any of the Kryptonians is their gods literally in

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<v Speaker 3>comparison to us as humans, and so if they hit us,

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<v Speaker 3>they should punch holes through us, unless they're like limiting

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<v Speaker 3>themselves by the power that they have, which we've never

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<v Speaker 3>really seen any of them do. They're limited externally, but

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<v Speaker 3>we don't ever see them limiting themselves internally. That would

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<v Speaker 3>be an interesting conversation in these movies to have. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure they've done in the comics because it's been around

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<v Speaker 3>long enough that there's no way that they have. And

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's effectively just one punch Man, right, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you know about one punch Man,

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<v Speaker 3>but he ends all conflicts with one punch because he's

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<v Speaker 3>him where he's like, I don't like this. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like ending every conflict with one punch. I want more

417
00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:55.680
<v Speaker 3>than that. That's a Superman problem. This movie like doesn't

418
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<v Speaker 3>even fucking address it because she should be killing everyone

419
00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:02.599
<v Speaker 3>she punches immediately. There's no everyone here is a meta

420
00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:06.119
<v Speaker 3>human because you can't force us to forget that. Motherfuckers

421
00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:10.960
<v Speaker 3>all of them should just be dead. And Superman leans

422
00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:13.720
<v Speaker 3>into that so much and like makes it clear because

423
00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:17.559
<v Speaker 3>he's fighting himself through most of the movie that that's

424
00:22:17.640 --> 00:22:20.160
<v Speaker 3>what The fucking only person that could ever stand up

425
00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:22.759
<v Speaker 3>to Superman is Superman. And in this movie, it's like

426
00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:24.599
<v Speaker 3>she should just walk up to people and flick them

427
00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:26.519
<v Speaker 3>and they go flying to the fucking air and their

428
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.839
<v Speaker 3>heads are caved in, Like that's the level of a

429
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:32.160
<v Speaker 3>Kryptonian when they're in yet the yellow Sun is their

430
00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:34.960
<v Speaker 3>gods and they cannot die. Right, Where is that in

431
00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:35.839
<v Speaker 3>this fucking movie?

432
00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:36.279
<v Speaker 4>For real?

433
00:22:36.720 --> 00:22:39.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Like I don't even get because the first time

434
00:22:39.960 --> 00:22:43.720
<v Speaker 1>she gets poisoned and she's trying to make herself throw up,

435
00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I think that's on a planet with the yellow sound. Soon,

436
00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:50.920
<v Speaker 1>it just feels like they're they're going like making like

437
00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:55.240
<v Speaker 1>crazy moves just to like keep this stuff straight, but

438
00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:57.319
<v Speaker 1>not doing a very good job at it. It feels

439
00:22:57.359 --> 00:23:00.440
<v Speaker 1>like I'm more invested in the movie than the movie is.

440
00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:02.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm invested in this movie, I think for the same

441
00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:06.599
<v Speaker 3>reason that you are, which is that Superman movie in retrospect,

442
00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:08.400
<v Speaker 3>And I mean again, we talked about it a year ago.

443
00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:10.960
<v Speaker 3>You can go listen to that podcast on your respective

444
00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:13.920
<v Speaker 3>feed and my respective feed. That movie was really good,

445
00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:16.359
<v Speaker 3>Like I've rewatched it. I've rewatched it since and I

446
00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:18.559
<v Speaker 3>enjoyed it. Like that scene towards the end of the

447
00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:20.680
<v Speaker 3>movie where he's in that chair and he's like, show

448
00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.880
<v Speaker 3>me the video of my parents, Like you know what,

449
00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:26.119
<v Speaker 3>that scene still works like for me, like that that

450
00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:30.519
<v Speaker 3>the emotional core of that movie work still. This movie

451
00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:36.359
<v Speaker 3>doesn't even attempt any of that emotionality or like character building,

452
00:23:36.839 --> 00:23:40.200
<v Speaker 3>and you know what, I just don't know if Anna

453
00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Aguera has the ability as a screenwriter to match what

454
00:23:44.279 --> 00:23:45.039
<v Speaker 3>James Gunn.

455
00:23:45.400 --> 00:23:45.640
<v Speaker 4>Look.

456
00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:47.880
<v Speaker 3>You know, James Gunn stole the scripted Guardians from the

457
00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Galaxy and took the woman's name off of it. Who

458
00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:52.160
<v Speaker 3>got and should have gotten the original credit. But here's

459
00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:53.839
<v Speaker 3>the thing, there are so many people that have done

460
00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:56.400
<v Speaker 3>that that then can't hold the jockstrap or the g

461
00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:59.519
<v Speaker 3>string or no underwear of the person before them. James

462
00:23:59.559 --> 00:24:02.720
<v Speaker 3>gun On, unfortunately can he can back up For the

463
00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:05.839
<v Speaker 3>most part, a lot of the decisions that he's made

464
00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:08.640
<v Speaker 3>are coming from him directly, and I think he can

465
00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:11.240
<v Speaker 3>back up what happened with Guardians of the Galaxy by saying, look,

466
00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:13.960
<v Speaker 3>I've actually written it like eight other times, eight different ways,

467
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.680
<v Speaker 3>and it's still pretty good. This movie could have used

468
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:20.319
<v Speaker 3>more James gun because it seems like low budget James

469
00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Gunn in a way that like I've only ever seen

470
00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:27.240
<v Speaker 3>with him. His movie, you know, like was Suicide Squad

471
00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.559
<v Speaker 3>a low rent version of Guardians of the Galaxy in

472
00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.559
<v Speaker 3>a lot of ways, Yes, but it's still worked because

473
00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:35.640
<v Speaker 3>it was doing something that Guardens of the Galaxy was

474
00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:37.799
<v Speaker 3>never allowed to do, which was have an edge to it,

475
00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:40.759
<v Speaker 3>like a real edge to it. This feels like a

476
00:24:40.920 --> 00:24:44.559
<v Speaker 3>James gun movie without any of the intention or character

477
00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.119
<v Speaker 3>building that James Gunn does so well, which is understanding

478
00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:50.960
<v Speaker 3>how to write compelling character, even if the stuff that

479
00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.839
<v Speaker 3>the characters are doing is not super compelling. I still

480
00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:58.440
<v Speaker 3>think James Gunn understands how to create compelling, interesting characters,

481
00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.039
<v Speaker 3>and this movie does not have any of it at all.

482
00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:05.839
<v Speaker 1>No, no, And I wanted to like more of these people. Man, really,

483
00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I could not get behind the girl seeking revenge and

484
00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I really wanted to get behind Supergirl again. You know

485
00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.079
<v Speaker 1>how much I love when people act drunk.

486
00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:19.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh I was gonna ask you about that. Holy shit.

487
00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:24.119
<v Speaker 4>It's like the first quarter of the movie is just like,

488
00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:25.680
<v Speaker 4>what what is Mike going to think?

489
00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:27.279
<v Speaker 3>Is all I could think when I was watching movies,

490
00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:29.519
<v Speaker 3>like Jesus, Mike's gonna hate this fucking movie.

491
00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I was. I was okay with a lot

492
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:35.640
<v Speaker 1>of it, but it was still just like, oh right,

493
00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:40.079
<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah, And just like the gender politics of this,

494
00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:43.440
<v Speaker 1>like I guess they had to be girl space pirates

495
00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:46.160
<v Speaker 1>that try to take over to the stagecoach or space

496
00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.279
<v Speaker 1>bus that they're on. It's weird to me, and I

497
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:52.359
<v Speaker 1>guess it's because she's with a human or a humanoid

498
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.160
<v Speaker 1>person that she just can't fly whenever she wants to.

499
00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's gonna be really limiting when you are

500
00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:01.319
<v Speaker 1>a god flying amongst the stars that you just have

501
00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:05.519
<v Speaker 1>to like avoid the red suns whenever possible, and for

502
00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:07.759
<v Speaker 1>God's sakes, don't go near any green ones. You just

503
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.160
<v Speaker 1>have to have like a mental model as far as

504
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>like where you're bopping around the whole thing of her

505
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>flying spaceship.

506
00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.720
<v Speaker 4>I was just like, that's guard into the galaxy.

507
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:18.720
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking Peter Quill. Yeah exactly. I'm surprised it wasn't

508
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:19.720
<v Speaker 1>even the same ship.

509
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:21.519
<v Speaker 3>And you know what, and this is the other thing

510
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.079
<v Speaker 3>I want to talk about. Man, I might get some

511
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:26.319
<v Speaker 3>hate here. I might get some of these guys are

512
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:28.000
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of haters, you know what. I just want

513
00:26:28.039 --> 00:26:31.599
<v Speaker 3>to address that head on because there's one review on

514
00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:33.599
<v Speaker 3>iTunes that always makes me laugh. It's like these guys

515
00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:36.720
<v Speaker 3>hated the Justice League. Zack Snyder cut, I didn't hate it.

516
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:39.279
<v Speaker 3>I actually gave you plenty of reasons why I didn't

517
00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:42.319
<v Speaker 3>like it. That are intelligently thought through that aren't just

518
00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:44.680
<v Speaker 3>me saying I didn't like it because it fucking sucked.

519
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.440
<v Speaker 3>So I just want to head that off here by

520
00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:49.519
<v Speaker 3>saying the music in this movie might be the most

521
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:53.200
<v Speaker 3>obnoxious goddamn thing in this movie. And man, when it's

522
00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:57.599
<v Speaker 3>not James Gunn doing the needle drops, it seems like

523
00:26:57.680 --> 00:26:59.640
<v Speaker 3>it's not James Gunn doing the needle drops, and it's

524
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.000
<v Speaker 3>obvious is not James Gunn doing the needle drops because

525
00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:03.759
<v Speaker 3>it was. Again, I don't want to get hate on

526
00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:05.599
<v Speaker 3>the internet, but I'm going to say it anyways, this

527
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:07.440
<v Speaker 3>is just as bad with the.

528
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Needle drops as that first Suicide Squad movie was.

529
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it literally starts with a needle drop. It

530
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.599
<v Speaker 1>starts with Crypto dropping a needle onto a record. And

531
00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>with those Guardians of the Galaxy movies, he's very purposeful

532
00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:23.640
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the songs that he's selecting. Do

533
00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:27.400
<v Speaker 1>they always stick to like the same you know, era

534
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:31.519
<v Speaker 1>not necessarily like the I would say the first Guardians

535
00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:36.039
<v Speaker 1>is pretty solid in the seventies. The second one should

536
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:38.480
<v Speaker 1>have been more in the eighties to kind of like

537
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:40.759
<v Speaker 1>follow along a little bit more when it comes to

538
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:45.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, like I like the idea of he starts

539
00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:49.240
<v Speaker 1>off with a cassette a walkman in the first one,

540
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 1>and then he moves to the zoon in the second one,

541
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.240
<v Speaker 1>like I was hoping that that would be a thing

542
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.200
<v Speaker 1>like and then maybe a CD player or actually probably

543
00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:58.039
<v Speaker 1>should have been a CD player, and then a zoom

544
00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:01.559
<v Speaker 1>in the third one, and like really kind of focused

545
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>more on like seventies eighties than nineties, but they go

546
00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:07.799
<v Speaker 1>away from that pretty quickly. But here it just feels

547
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>very random, and it feels very It's like, can reminded

548
00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:17.319
<v Speaker 1>me of uh, Captain Marvel or Miss Marvel whatever that

549
00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Miss Marvel, Captain Marvel, the one, Three Lars one, Yeah,

550
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>the Bree Larser one. It just felt like that where

551
00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:25.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like, hey, we set this in the past, so

552
00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna put all these songs in here, and it's like, yeah,

553
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:29.039
<v Speaker 1>but you're not doing that great of a job with this.

554
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.440
<v Speaker 4>At least there's no Da Samuel Jackson in this movie.

555
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, thank goodness for small favors. But there's so

556
00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:40.640
<v Speaker 1>much fucking Superman. I couldn't get over how much Superman.

557
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:43.000
<v Speaker 1>There wasn't a Supergirl film, and that sounds like a

558
00:28:43.039 --> 00:28:45.880
<v Speaker 1>weird complaint, but it's like, you don't need to have

559
00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:48.599
<v Speaker 1>him constantly in this movie. I thought it was just

560
00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.119
<v Speaker 1>gonna be missed phone call after missed phone call kind

561
00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:54.759
<v Speaker 1>of a thing. And then when she actually picks up,

562
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, okay, well, hopefully that's the last

563
00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:59.960
<v Speaker 1>time we see him. And again, I don't dislike the character,

564
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:02.799
<v Speaker 1>but it's like, get out of this Supergirl movie, Superman,

565
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>like give her some fucking agency, and then they end

566
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:11.359
<v Speaker 1>the whole movie with her back in Metropolis. It's like, oh, okay, yeah,

567
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>this is this is a strange way to do this.

568
00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, she had to get there for whatever. The next

569
00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:18.640
<v Speaker 3>movie is The Man of Tomorrow, the movie that she's in,

570
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:20.279
<v Speaker 3>So it's like she had to get back to Earth.

571
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:20.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

572
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:23.759
<v Speaker 3>So I don't want to say this feels like a

573
00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:27.599
<v Speaker 3>waste of time, but if the entire intention of this

574
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 3>movie is just to get her back to Earth, you

575
00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.440
<v Speaker 3>could have done that in five minutes. She was already

576
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:35.680
<v Speaker 3>there technically, for fock's sake, she was there at the

577
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.240
<v Speaker 3>end of the first movie. The problem with David Corn

578
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:40.039
<v Speaker 3>and Sweat being in this movie is is the thing

579
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.559
<v Speaker 3>we just talked about with Jackass having all those clips

580
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.359
<v Speaker 3>from better movies. It just makes me want to watch Superman,

581
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:47.720
<v Speaker 3>which is a better movie. It makes me actively want

582
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:50.519
<v Speaker 3>to turn this movie off and turn on Superman, and

583
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:53.319
<v Speaker 3>that is never a good sign when you're watching something

584
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:55.680
<v Speaker 3>it is. It is a very risky thing to do

585
00:29:55.759 --> 00:30:00.440
<v Speaker 3>to remind someone of something better in your untested film.

586
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.200
<v Speaker 3>It is a it is a shot calling thing, like

587
00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:05.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call it my shot, you know, but rarely

588
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:08.279
<v Speaker 3>does it ever, if ever work out. It's it's that

589
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:10.720
<v Speaker 3>same like I wouldn't say, like hanging a lantern on it,

590
00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:12.720
<v Speaker 3>but I don't. Do you remember an Apocalypse X Men

591
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:17.039
<v Speaker 3>Apocalypse where they're like going and seeing Return of the Jedi.

592
00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:19.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Third Ones, Oh is the worst or whatever?

593
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:21.279
<v Speaker 3>It's like, what the fuck are you doing? Are you

594
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.359
<v Speaker 3>acknowledging that this movie sucks? Are you trying to get

595
00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:25.839
<v Speaker 3>out in front of it? That has that same effect

596
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>for me that these kinds of things do, where it's

597
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:30.839
<v Speaker 3>like you're reminding me of something else that's better, or

598
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.359
<v Speaker 3>you're reminding me of something else that's equally terrible, just

599
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:35.519
<v Speaker 3>like you are, and you're acknowledging the fact that you're terrible.

600
00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:37.279
<v Speaker 3>Ahead of time, Like I just I have a real

601
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:39.799
<v Speaker 3>problem with that because don't, like you said, don't show

602
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Superman until the end, like literally and by the way,

603
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:47.640
<v Speaker 3>making me think of Superman, David Crumbholtz equals Bradley Cooper

604
00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:50.039
<v Speaker 3>in terms of level of star power.

605
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:55.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I love Crumbholts. I love him, but yeah,

606
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>and then that weird little throw off line where he's

607
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>just like, oh yeah, there's there's color being sent off

608
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:05.799
<v Speaker 1>and my crazy brother wants him to conquer the world.

609
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, that's a weird flex, Like, so should

610
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.720
<v Speaker 1>you be like, well, my brother he's you know, he's

611
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.279
<v Speaker 1>going to ruin the world, the universe or something. He's

612
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:19.319
<v Speaker 1>he's about conquering and I'm about peace or something. Yeah. Nothing.

613
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:23.079
<v Speaker 1>It was just like, oh, there we go too. Yeah bye.

614
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Why do they call him solo? It reminded me of

615
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:28.480
<v Speaker 3>that that scene from The Hobbit. You shall go to

616
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:31.759
<v Speaker 3>the Westlands and you will meet a man. They call

617
00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 3>him Strider, but you can call him Arara, gorn Or

618
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:38.759
<v Speaker 3>or whatever Matt calls him in always Anny, Vigo, Morgan,

619
00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:39.720
<v Speaker 3>Storm or whatever.

620
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:41.119
<v Speaker 4>Like it's just you don't need to do that.

621
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.559
<v Speaker 3>We know that this is a fucking movie that is

622
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:45.720
<v Speaker 3>taking place, and like the other movie came out last

623
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:47.480
<v Speaker 3>year and that's the only movie. Do you really need

624
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:50.359
<v Speaker 3>to remind us of the only other movie that exists here?

625
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Like it's it's not okay, It's not like if John

626
00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:55.799
<v Speaker 3>Cena in this movie where it's like oh right, he

627
00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 3>or Peacekeeper, oh right, that's part of It's like's none

628
00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:01.880
<v Speaker 3>of that. It's just fucking Superman like that was a

629
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.759
<v Speaker 3>movie ago. Calm down, James Gunn, this ain't the MCU.

630
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:08.960
<v Speaker 3>We're not like layers upon layers upon layers and things.

631
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:11.039
<v Speaker 3>This just it feels like somebody watched a bunch of

632
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:13.039
<v Speaker 3>James gun movies and when I could do that to it,

633
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:15.960
<v Speaker 3>it's like, you know, no, you can't. And that's kind

634
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:18.480
<v Speaker 3>of why James Gunn is the guy in charge of

635
00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:21.799
<v Speaker 3>DC now, because nobody else can really do what he does,

636
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:24.440
<v Speaker 3>and when given the opportunity to, they're just like, hey,

637
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:27.480
<v Speaker 3>you know what, my favorite scene in Inglorious Bastards was

638
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:28.039
<v Speaker 3>the beginning.

639
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.440
<v Speaker 4>Let's recreate that in our movie. And it's like, what

640
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:32.759
<v Speaker 4>the fuck are you thinking? Anytime?

641
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Now? There's two characters sitting across from one another at

642
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:36.759
<v Speaker 3>a table. All I can think of is they must

643
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:39.519
<v Speaker 3>have seen inglorious bastards, because that's all it ever is,

644
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:42.359
<v Speaker 3>and it's always a worse version of that, which is

645
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.759
<v Speaker 3>to say it's already a Quentin Tarantino thing. But this

646
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:48.759
<v Speaker 3>just feels derivative of other things and of itself.

647
00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And I don't hold James Gun in that

648
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:59.079
<v Speaker 1>high of esteem. I think I've seen Guardians two one

649
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.000
<v Speaker 1>time because it just was such a rip off of

650
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Empire Strikes Back. And I remember it was like three

651
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.400
<v Speaker 1>weeks after the movie came out. I think Io nine

652
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:11.519
<v Speaker 1>was just like like, oh, there's similarities between this and

653
00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Empire Strikes Back. I'm like, there's fucking lines that are

654
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:19.119
<v Speaker 1>basically from Empire Strikes Back, like sidelining a character where

655
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:21.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, okay, well that, you know, like Mantis

656
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.160
<v Speaker 1>is totally C three Po when she you know, she's

657
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 1>got her secret, and I'm like in C three Pos

658
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.200
<v Speaker 1>was in there with the egg knots and he got

659
00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:32.599
<v Speaker 1>you know, destroyed, and yeah, hurry up Chewbacca and repair him.

660
00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>He's going to tell you that that everything is going

661
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>to happen on Best Bend here, And I'm just like

662
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.039
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing and with the fathers and the sons

663
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. And of course that's like James Guns's thing.

664
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, boy, isn't it. He's been like him trauma his

665
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:45.839
<v Speaker 4>whole life.

666
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like him and pt Anderson should get together

667
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:50.000
<v Speaker 1>and have a beer or something. Yeah.

668
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:52.000
<v Speaker 4>You know my dad didn't love me. Yeah we know.

669
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah mine neither. Yeah.

670
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:54.799
<v Speaker 4>Same like, same buddy.

671
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:57.000
<v Speaker 3>But I didn't sit and make a fucking movie about it,

672
00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.759
<v Speaker 3>like you know, a movie with Kurt Russell as your

673
00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:03.000
<v Speaker 3>state and in dad like good Man that. Yeah, let's

674
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.000
<v Speaker 3>talk about that for a second. Guardians of the Galaxy

675
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:09.480
<v Speaker 3>two atrocious, atrocious, And that's James Gunn doing his own thing.

676
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:12.360
<v Speaker 3>Like I Guardians of the Galaxy two was so bad,

677
00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:16.440
<v Speaker 3>And I really have like a what's the term Anna

678
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:19.960
<v Speaker 3>Farisian response to Chris Pratt that I don't want to

679
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:23.639
<v Speaker 3>see anything he's in anymore, Like I will actively stay

680
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:26.199
<v Speaker 3>away from projects that he's in, because anytime I see

681
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:30.679
<v Speaker 3>anything that's him non in a movie, he doesn't seem like.

682
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:33.079
<v Speaker 4>The kind of person I'd want to spend any time with.

683
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:35.679
<v Speaker 3>Frankly, he seems like the kind of person who I've

684
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.679
<v Speaker 3>cut people like that out of my life where they're

685
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:41.360
<v Speaker 3>like AI is not God and AI will never replace God,

686
00:34:41.360 --> 00:34:43.360
<v Speaker 3>and it's like, oh, you're one of those now fun,

687
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm good. Chris Pratt strikes me as a very unfun

688
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:49.599
<v Speaker 3>person to be around in person. So I just have

689
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:54.119
<v Speaker 3>not watched mostly any of the Guardian stuff, either again

690
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:56.760
<v Speaker 3>or the third one. I don't even care. Like, I

691
00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:58.920
<v Speaker 3>know it came out. I know people said it was good.

692
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:02.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't care, couldn't couldn't get me to watch it.

693
00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:05.199
<v Speaker 1>I've seen it a few times and I say it's

694
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>very emotionally manipulative, so it's ajasing. Yeah, I mean, it

695
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:15.559
<v Speaker 1>is totally the Rocket story and you get to see

696
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:18.800
<v Speaker 1>all kinds of horrible things being done to animals. It's

697
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>really very tough to watch.

698
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Why would I willingly go watch that I.

699
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:28.679
<v Speaker 1>Do not know? And like, I basically after the first time,

700
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:30.679
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I really don't ever need to see

701
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:34.199
<v Speaker 1>this again. Ambria has turned it on many times since then,

702
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 1>and I will either put on my headphones and try

703
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.079
<v Speaker 1>to not pay attention, or I will leave the room

704
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:44.119
<v Speaker 1>because it's it's very traumatic and I just don't need that.

705
00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 3>I think my issue with the Supergirl is that same

706
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 3>level of emotional manipulation. Like, look, it's that joke now

707
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.199
<v Speaker 3>of the post John Wick universe that we live in,

708
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 3>where it's like, you fuck with the dog, you fuck

709
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.000
<v Speaker 3>with the boss, you get killed by the boss because

710
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:58.480
<v Speaker 3>you fucked with the dog, And so Supergirl traffics in that.

711
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:00.840
<v Speaker 3>But like john Wick is kind of the only movie

712
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:02.760
<v Speaker 3>that gets to do that because john Wick doesn't force

713
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:04.800
<v Speaker 3>it down our fucking throats like this movie does. And

714
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:07.719
<v Speaker 3>it's so this movie's emotionally manipulative in its own right.

715
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:09.920
<v Speaker 3>That's why it's like so irritating that it's like it's

716
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 3>the dog immediately I understand, and I remember when we

717
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:15.840
<v Speaker 3>had the conversation about Superman that I believe I may

718
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:17.719
<v Speaker 3>have been the only one who is kinder about the

719
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:21.119
<v Speaker 3>dog than I think you may have been. But I'm

720
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:22.920
<v Speaker 3>sad to not see the dog in this movie for

721
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.199
<v Speaker 3>different reasons. I'm actually sad to not see the dog

722
00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:27.760
<v Speaker 3>in this movie where you're I understand where you're coming from,

723
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:29.400
<v Speaker 3>totally like it was it was a big part of

724
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.760
<v Speaker 3>the last movie. I'm sad to see the dog not

725
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:33.639
<v Speaker 3>in this movie because the way they took the dog

726
00:36:33.639 --> 00:36:35.880
<v Speaker 3>out of the movie is emotionally manipulative in a way

727
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.360
<v Speaker 3>that didn't need to be. Like, I know why they

728
00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:40.679
<v Speaker 3>got rid of it, but also it feels like they

729
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 3>got rid of the dog to keep the budget of

730
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:43.039
<v Speaker 3>the movie down.

731
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, since it's all cech all the time.

732
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 3>Right, it's like not a real dog like part of me,

733
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:51.239
<v Speaker 3>as the cynical, you know, movie watcher part of the

734
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:53.320
<v Speaker 3>industry like you and I are, I'm just like, well,

735
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:53.679
<v Speaker 3>it's just.

736
00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:54.920
<v Speaker 4>Like a cost saving measure.

737
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:57.480
<v Speaker 3>They just didn't want the dog in the movie because

738
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.320
<v Speaker 3>they'd have like every single shot of this movie would

739
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:03.079
<v Speaker 3>be a CGI shot because if you had the dog,

740
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:05.719
<v Speaker 3>even if it's just a cutaway, it's just an empty

741
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.599
<v Speaker 3>scene with the dog doing some stupid shit. And Millie Alcock,

742
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:10.760
<v Speaker 3>can you know, shoot a glance and look at what

743
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:13.800
<v Speaker 3>the dog's doing. That's still god knows how much money

744
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:16.119
<v Speaker 3>you gotta pay people to make like it's not free.

745
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:19.519
<v Speaker 3>So the fact that the dog is in what of

746
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:22.679
<v Speaker 3>five scenes in this movie, when in the Superman movie

747
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:26.159
<v Speaker 3>he's in every scene is just that's a cost saving measure.

748
00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:28.880
<v Speaker 3>That's what strikes me as Yeah.

749
00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:31.280
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't disagree, And yeah, there were a few

750
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:33.760
<v Speaker 1>times where I was just like, Okay, was there somebody

751
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.679
<v Speaker 1>on set with her pretending to be the dog? Like,

752
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, where were those images kind of thing? Like

753
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:43.239
<v Speaker 1>what was that White Fang movie with Harrison Ford?

754
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.639
<v Speaker 4>Right, Oh, what, we'll get to figure out.

755
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, we're gonna have to watch it, and we are.

756
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:49.320
<v Speaker 4>Gonna have to fucking watch that.

757
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:51.760
<v Speaker 3>It is a you know we talking about that or

758
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:53.360
<v Speaker 3>the Liam No, I guess you are talking about the

759
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:56.880
<v Speaker 3>like movie about the like, yeah, the book, the Jack

760
00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:59.480
<v Speaker 3>London book, right, mm hmm yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's

761
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.239
<v Speaker 3>like the eye line of like, was there a guy

762
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:02.800
<v Speaker 3>crawling around as a dog? Right?

763
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:06.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I'm pretty sure there was. Yeah, right, so yeah,

764
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.920
<v Speaker 1>was there somebody with like a hand puppet for crypto

765
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:09.960
<v Speaker 1>or yeah?

766
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:11.760
<v Speaker 4>It was probably a Sean Gunn.

767
00:38:11.639 --> 00:38:13.639
<v Speaker 1>And of course every time they said crypto, I kept

768
00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:16.559
<v Speaker 1>thinking of crypto coin, you know, bitcoin and stuff.

769
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:18.800
<v Speaker 4>So the dog, it's the name of the dog.

770
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:21.679
<v Speaker 3>How nearing you bring this twenty twenty six prejudices to

771
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 3>this completely uh complete, completely PC film made in a

772
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 3>lab somewhere so that no one is offended. That's that

773
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.519
<v Speaker 3>is probably the other thing about these movies that's just

774
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.760
<v Speaker 3>like kind of getting a little old is unless the

775
00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:37.360
<v Speaker 3>movie is fun and entertaining, it all feels very made

776
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.719
<v Speaker 3>in a lab somewhere by a bunch of committee members,

777
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:43.280
<v Speaker 3>And I'm just not interested in those kinds of movies anymore.

778
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Like I'll watch them because these are the only kinds

779
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:48.559
<v Speaker 3>of movies like this, but when they're not good, they

780
00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:50.960
<v Speaker 3>feel really like eight million people.

781
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:52.079
<v Speaker 4>Like I know that there's only.

782
00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:54.519
<v Speaker 3>Two script writers or three script writers, but feels like

783
00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:57.679
<v Speaker 3>a team of people made a decision at every step

784
00:38:57.719 --> 00:38:59.639
<v Speaker 3>to like, how can we this and how can what's

785
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.119
<v Speaker 3>not a And it's like okay, Like Christ, you're just

786
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.800
<v Speaker 3>pulling anything and every Like I don't disagree with making

787
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:07.400
<v Speaker 3>sure that there are certain kinds of things and movies

788
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.760
<v Speaker 3>that will trigger people, but like it can go too far,

789
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:11.639
<v Speaker 3>and it can get to the point where like we're

790
00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:15.840
<v Speaker 3>just sacrificing the soul of this movie purely for capitalist gains,

791
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:17.440
<v Speaker 3>Because as far as I'm concerned, I look at that

792
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:20.000
<v Speaker 3>as a capitalist thing, Like you're you're making sure it

793
00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:22.960
<v Speaker 3>appeals to and offends the least so that it can

794
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:25.760
<v Speaker 3>make the most. And if people don't see that, that's

795
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:28.480
<v Speaker 3>what it is, like you're being taken by them, because

796
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.719
<v Speaker 3>like female Ghostbusters should not have made any money, not

797
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:33.679
<v Speaker 3>because it's a bunch of women in that movie, but

798
00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:36.199
<v Speaker 3>because it's a bad movie that's unfunny like. It's just

799
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:40.320
<v Speaker 3>not funny. It is subjectively unfunny like, and objectively it's

800
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:43.039
<v Speaker 3>not a great movie. I understand if subjectively my comedy

801
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.760
<v Speaker 3>and that comedy doesn't mix. So subjectively I can say

802
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:47.960
<v Speaker 3>it's unfunny, but it's not a funny movie. It's not

803
00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:50.159
<v Speaker 3>a well made movie. And that's the same with this movie.

804
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Just like Captain Marvel, this isn't a well made movie,

805
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:54.840
<v Speaker 3>and so it feels like the kind of movie that

806
00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:58.440
<v Speaker 3>had eighteen people making decisions about it. It's just even

807
00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:01.079
<v Speaker 3>with Millie Alcock as super you're all killing someone at

808
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:03.960
<v Speaker 3>the end of the movie. That is the most interesting

809
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:06.519
<v Speaker 3>that that character gets and the entirety of the movie

810
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.599
<v Speaker 3>is in that scene because we get to see some

811
00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:11.840
<v Speaker 3>level of something of the character. Everything else just feels

812
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.119
<v Speaker 3>very dead on arrival, which is so bizarre because this

813
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:18.119
<v Speaker 3>is the second movie in this universe and like, Okay,

814
00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:20.719
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna reboot it again in five years when because

815
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.719
<v Speaker 3>this movie is not doing well, it's like this movie

816
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:25.400
<v Speaker 3>is making buckoo books at the box office.

817
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:26.559
<v Speaker 4>It's really I get it.

818
00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:29.599
<v Speaker 1>I fucking hate this whole thing where it's this weird,

819
00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>like still fulfilling prophecy where people are like, oh, women

820
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:36.840
<v Speaker 1>led movies just don't make money, so then they hedge

821
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.880
<v Speaker 1>their bets with all of this stuff and they make

822
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:41.360
<v Speaker 1>these bad movies and they're like, see see what I

823
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:42.800
<v Speaker 1>tell you, what I tell you, what I tell you

824
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.320
<v Speaker 1>that women led movies can't do it. And it's like,

825
00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:47.559
<v Speaker 1>but is this really a woman led movie because you

826
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.159
<v Speaker 1>keep throwing in all these fucking male characters that are

827
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:52.440
<v Speaker 1>just like distracting us from the rest of the narrative.

828
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:55.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is a It is a self fulfilling prophecy.

829
00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:59.679
<v Speaker 3>Like women Ghostbusters dies on its own petard. But it's

830
00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:01.480
<v Speaker 3>not because it's women. You had put men in that

831
00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:04.079
<v Speaker 3>movie with those jokes, it would have still been unfunny.

832
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh god God.

833
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:07.599
<v Speaker 3>Again, subjectively, I didn't like the comedy, but I think

834
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.360
<v Speaker 3>objectively it's also rather unfunny and the gags and the

835
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:13.119
<v Speaker 3>repeated gags they go to, And that's the thing, like

836
00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:16.679
<v Speaker 3>you just said, this movie objectively is not a great movie.

837
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:18.599
<v Speaker 3>Like it's just not a well made movie. It just

838
00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:21.719
<v Speaker 3>kind of rambles all over the place. It's uninteresting, and

839
00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:25.519
<v Speaker 3>the main character, who is a god effectively has to

840
00:41:25.719 --> 00:41:29.280
<v Speaker 3>be artificially sidelined over and over again because they don't

841
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:31.239
<v Speaker 3>know how to write the character otherwise. That was the

842
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:34.280
<v Speaker 3>thing about the Superman movie that was so interesting, is

843
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:37.639
<v Speaker 3>Superman felt like a real person. Like he feels like

844
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:40.039
<v Speaker 3>a dorky dipshit and man when you see him on

845
00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:43.280
<v Speaker 3>screen in this movie, he acts that same way. He's like, gosh, golly,

846
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:47.039
<v Speaker 3>g I'm from Kansas and like, I know people like that,

847
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:49.880
<v Speaker 3>So I believe that version of Superman. I don't know

848
00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:53.679
<v Speaker 3>what they're going with going for with Millie Alcock Supergirl,

849
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:55.679
<v Speaker 3>it's just because we never get a sense of her

850
00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.840
<v Speaker 3>character in this movie, because she's effectively sidelined the whole film.

851
00:41:59.000 --> 00:41:59.760
<v Speaker 4>Even in her own.

852
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:03.079
<v Speaker 3>Flat she sidelined. We see more David Crumholtz in the

853
00:42:03.079 --> 00:42:04.320
<v Speaker 3>flashbacks than we do of her.

854
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:08.199
<v Speaker 1>Interesting choice to have them all speaking Kryptonian in the

855
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:09.679
<v Speaker 1>flashback scenes.

856
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think it's trying to maybe kind of give

857
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:16.559
<v Speaker 3>more ammunition to what happened in Superman, where that's the

858
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.280
<v Speaker 3>whole part of like Superman thinking that his parents are

859
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:21.400
<v Speaker 3>good people. But it turns out they're not is because

860
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:24.400
<v Speaker 3>they're speaking Kryptonian not English, So I wonder if they're

861
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.719
<v Speaker 3>still just trying to like style Bible keep with that

862
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:28.800
<v Speaker 3>from the last movie.

863
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:30.079
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't do anything.

864
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:33.360
<v Speaker 3>It's honestly just kind of like fucking random, Like it's

865
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:36.400
<v Speaker 3>just random, like okay that we as, it's we as

866
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:40.760
<v Speaker 3>the audience don't care. I guess, I don't know. Yeah,

867
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:43.519
<v Speaker 3>Superman and super I mean again, it's it's the whole

868
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Supergirl speaking Kryptonian when she shows up on Earth, so

869
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:47.559
<v Speaker 3>they have to explain that.

870
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:51.639
<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, yeah, I mean, it just was it

871
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:54.159
<v Speaker 1>was a weird choice to do because it's like, Okay,

872
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:58.199
<v Speaker 1>they're really leaning into it that this is a different

873
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.559
<v Speaker 1>language and we are subtype everything, and after a while

874
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, wow, oh they are having some

875
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:07.800
<v Speaker 1>very long speeches, and I was literally just kind of

876
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:12.159
<v Speaker 1>in awe of these actors on Krypton. Just I'm not

877
00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:14.880
<v Speaker 1>sure what this language was based off of. I mean,

878
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:18.800
<v Speaker 1>but because it didn't necessarily sound like it was a

879
00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:22.440
<v Speaker 1>romance language necessarily, but you know, hey, more power to them.

880
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.239
<v Speaker 1>You're going to say all this dialogue and you're going

881
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>to say it in a different language that doesn't even exist.

882
00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:29.079
<v Speaker 3>I applaud them for it, but at the same time,

883
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.199
<v Speaker 3>it's hard to get really good performances out of actors

884
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:34.800
<v Speaker 3>when they're saying effectively nonsense. You know, when you learn

885
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:38.119
<v Speaker 3>another language, it's you're learning another language, but you're still

886
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.320
<v Speaker 3>conveying a message that's understood by people.

887
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:41.320
<v Speaker 4>This is fake, you know.

888
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:45.159
<v Speaker 3>It's it's surprising when I think about how much they've

889
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:47.480
<v Speaker 3>gotten out of Lord of the Rings with you know,

890
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Quenya and all the like the languages that Tolkien created.

891
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:53.639
<v Speaker 3>But that's because Tolkien was a linguist and he knew

892
00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:56.239
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck he was doing. And Game of Thrones,

893
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:59.000
<v Speaker 3>I think, is maybe the closest that it's ever gotten

894
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:01.880
<v Speaker 3>other than and this for me is genuinely like the

895
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:05.719
<v Speaker 3>thing that nails it other than Lord of the Rings.

896
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:07.960
<v Speaker 3>But again, it comes from someone who is singular of

897
00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:10.800
<v Speaker 3>nature and mind is Klingon in Star Trek like that's

898
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.280
<v Speaker 3>the real Like that's the real success story of like

899
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:16.199
<v Speaker 3>a fake language turned real. And then you have doth

900
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:19.079
<v Speaker 3>Racky in Game of Thrones, which also feels very real,

901
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.440
<v Speaker 3>but that's because the people involved in making it did

902
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 3>it intentionally. Here, it's just like bullshit gobbledegook. That's hard

903
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:28.039
<v Speaker 3>to get good performances out of anyone. And again, the

904
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:29.960
<v Speaker 3>last movie knew that, which is why they didn't beat

905
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:31.400
<v Speaker 3>us over the head with it. That's why it was

906
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:35.159
<v Speaker 3>like part of the narrative, not a stumbling block where

907
00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:37.360
<v Speaker 3>you have David Crumholtz is being asked to speak a

908
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:40.920
<v Speaker 3>fake language and look convincing while doing so, which to

909
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:43.239
<v Speaker 3>your point, David Crumbholts is an actor that I've been

910
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:46.239
<v Speaker 3>watching since I was a child because he plays Bernard

911
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:48.679
<v Speaker 3>in Santa Claus. And one of the lines from that

912
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:50.960
<v Speaker 3>movie I say often to my parents and you know,

913
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:52.039
<v Speaker 3>check the tag on their clothes.

914
00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:52.719
<v Speaker 4>Did we make this?

915
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:56.119
<v Speaker 3>That's a David Crumbholtz line. I the fact that he's

916
00:44:56.159 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 3>in this movie is more or less wasted, which is

917
00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:00.880
<v Speaker 3>crazy to say on an actor like David Crumbholt, who's

918
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:03.679
<v Speaker 3>been in a million bajillion things at this point, but

919
00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:07.760
<v Speaker 3>just giving him fake lines to say just even he

920
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:08.920
<v Speaker 3>can't do anything about.

921
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:10.719
<v Speaker 1>It, no, no, And I really like him a lot

922
00:45:10.760 --> 00:45:14.039
<v Speaker 1>as well, And yeah, kind of watched him grow up

923
00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:16.679
<v Speaker 1>from when he was just a little kid, and yeah,

924
00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I was super thrilled I got to talk to him

925
00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:21.320
<v Speaker 1>about a indie movie that he made last year, and

926
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, oh my god. Talking to David Crumholtz,

927
00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I was just like I wanted to geek out so hard.

928
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:28.760
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to tell him that we watched Serenity every

929
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:31.840
<v Speaker 1>single Sunday. So the his hole like killed me mal

930
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>kill me with the sword? How Ward is that? Like

931
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.360
<v Speaker 1>that whole thing, like pretty much all of his lines

932
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:40.039
<v Speaker 1>like I'm you know, save or Batim, And it's like, okay, yeah,

933
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:42.840
<v Speaker 1>he's a great, great actor. Really have a lot of

934
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 1>fun watching him. But yeah, I was like, Okay, I'm

935
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.599
<v Speaker 1>not able to see him in He's Full because I'm

936
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:50.760
<v Speaker 1>not able to hear him speaking English.

937
00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whenever I think of him other than him in

938
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:56.199
<v Speaker 3>Santa Claus Is Bernard, I always think of him in

939
00:45:56.639 --> 00:45:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, because he is

940
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:02.159
<v Speaker 3>he's like he and I forget the other actor because

941
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.840
<v Speaker 3>I hilariously have never really sat down to sit through

942
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:08.360
<v Speaker 3>any of the American Pie movies, but I think he's

943
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:11.519
<v Speaker 3>one of the other The other guy who Crumblets is

944
00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:13.920
<v Speaker 3>with is from American Pie. I believe, like I just

945
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:16.559
<v Speaker 3>remember them as kind of the friends of Harold and Kumar.

946
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:19.280
<v Speaker 3>But that's like, again, that's one of the many things

947
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 3>that he I know he's in that I've seen. It's

948
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.400
<v Speaker 3>just it's a standout. But this is not ever gonna

949
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:27.239
<v Speaker 3>be one of them. And I'm disappointed because just having

950
00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:31.000
<v Speaker 3>him in something as her dad, like those scenes between

951
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:33.239
<v Speaker 3>the two of them could have had some emotional resonance,

952
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:37.800
<v Speaker 3>and the film more or less robs itself of that genuinely, like,

953
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:40.400
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, I don't know why you're doing that, and

954
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:43.000
<v Speaker 3>you mentioned it before and we kind of I kind

955
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:44.960
<v Speaker 3>of just glossed over it because I think I responded

956
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:47.159
<v Speaker 3>to something else you had said. It grinds the film

957
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:48.360
<v Speaker 3>to a fucking holt.

958
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like this movie night. Oh yeah, And I understand, like, oh, well,

959
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:56.440
<v Speaker 1>why is she like this? Okay, well, here you go,

960
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:56.960
<v Speaker 1>But it's like.

961
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.039
<v Speaker 4>We don't know why, to be honest with you.

962
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really, I don't get a whole lot.

963
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:03.159
<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, I know why she is the way

964
00:47:03.199 --> 00:47:05.559
<v Speaker 3>she is now because of this movie, but I don't

965
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:08.199
<v Speaker 3>understand where she was coming into this movie. And the

966
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:10.280
<v Speaker 3>fact that the movie tried to tell me why or

967
00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:12.880
<v Speaker 3>how she was coming into this movie and fails means

968
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:15.320
<v Speaker 3>that I don't see the full arc that they're trying

969
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:16.880
<v Speaker 3>to get to. I see about half of it, because

970
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:19.360
<v Speaker 3>you're effectively giving me the center point while trying to

971
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:21.280
<v Speaker 3>tell me about everything that came before. And you've got

972
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:23.440
<v Speaker 3>to nail that, and you've got to have people talking

973
00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:27.559
<v Speaker 3>in English or at least some dialogue that's a real dialogue,

974
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:29.320
<v Speaker 3>because it just people just.

975
00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:30.840
<v Speaker 4>Going bad bah bah bad bad blah blah bl.

976
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:33.079
<v Speaker 3>Br It's like you're really asking these actors to do

977
00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:35.719
<v Speaker 3>a lot, like and oh, yeah, they're not able to

978
00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:38.400
<v Speaker 3>not because of them, but because I think you just

979
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:40.039
<v Speaker 3>hamstrung them immediately.

980
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, it's I really wanted to like this movie.

981
00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:43.880
<v Speaker 4>I know.

982
00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:48.639
<v Speaker 1>I was reading horrible, horrible things people were saying about

983
00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:50.400
<v Speaker 1>this poor actress, and I was.

984
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:53.199
<v Speaker 4>Like, Lilly Alcock, Yeah, she's just.

985
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:55.519
<v Speaker 1>All of these people Like I saw this thing on

986
00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh I can't remember which one it was. It was

987
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:04.199
<v Speaker 1>like basically like she's the the female equivalent of Will Poulter,

988
00:48:04.719 --> 00:48:07.599
<v Speaker 1>and I was just like, that's pretty harsh, dude, and

989
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:12.800
<v Speaker 1>looks wise, like I think Will Polter is not ugly,

990
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:15.159
<v Speaker 1>but a lot of people think that he's like just

991
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:17.199
<v Speaker 1>been beaten with the uglies.

992
00:48:17.079 --> 00:48:18.679
<v Speaker 4>Have they seen what Will Polter looks like?

993
00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:19.079
<v Speaker 3>Now?

994
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:20.199
<v Speaker 1>I know, right?

995
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:21.960
<v Speaker 4>Are they out of it? Have they seen The Bear?

996
00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Like?

997
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.159
<v Speaker 3>I know that again, like The Bear's most recent season

998
00:48:25.239 --> 00:48:27.599
<v Speaker 3>just came out. I haven't watched yet, so maybe this changed.

999
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:30.760
<v Speaker 3>But that show had like sexy people in every position,

1000
00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:33.559
<v Speaker 3>including Will Polter, who's like really good looking.

1001
00:48:33.679 --> 00:48:34.880
<v Speaker 4>Now, like, what the fact?

1002
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.559
<v Speaker 3>Man, what are the fucking people's expectations must just be?

1003
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:39.639
<v Speaker 4>What?

1004
00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:42.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it? You know, I'm surprised people aren't

1005
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:45.039
<v Speaker 1>complaining that her teeth are perfect. You know, it's just like, oh,

1006
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck sakes, guys, He's.

1007
00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:50.480
<v Speaker 3>An Australian, for God's sakes, Like, what do people want? Like,

1008
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:53.280
<v Speaker 3>she's a real human being. She's not a character. She's

1009
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:57.880
<v Speaker 3>not actually not fictional characters fictional characters.

1010
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.519
<v Speaker 4>There's a real person playing Jesus Christ. People.

1011
00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:04.199
<v Speaker 1>Man, I know, it's disgusting that they were coming for

1012
00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:07.480
<v Speaker 1>her for her looks. And I'm like, she's very attractive, guys,

1013
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.840
<v Speaker 1>and she's a great actress. I was really happy with

1014
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>some of her scenes where she was allowed to act.

1015
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:15.760
<v Speaker 1>She was giving a really good performance.

1016
00:49:16.039 --> 00:49:19.119
<v Speaker 3>I think it's really sad because and you said it,

1017
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:23.239
<v Speaker 3>like you said, like that like Captain Marvel. This movie

1018
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:25.800
<v Speaker 3>is light years better than Captain Marvel, but it will

1019
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:29.599
<v Speaker 3>be compared to Captain Marvel in the same breath because

1020
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.880
<v Speaker 3>it's a like you said, female led superhero movie. But

1021
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:37.119
<v Speaker 3>similarly to Captain Marvel, that movie had Jude Law in

1022
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:40.360
<v Speaker 3>it for fuck's sake, Like they didn't trust Bree Larson

1023
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:42.639
<v Speaker 3>to carry that movie, so they put Jude Law in it.

1024
00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Now now I will say that movie's not good. This movie,

1025
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:49.760
<v Speaker 3>I think is better. This movie just is less focused.

1026
00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:52.800
<v Speaker 3>At least Captain Marvel was focused. It was a failure,

1027
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.599
<v Speaker 3>but it was a focused failure. This is unfocused, and

1028
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I think it being unfocused makes it feel worse than

1029
00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:01.559
<v Speaker 3>it would otherwise. And again, I honestly think, and this

1030
00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:05.559
<v Speaker 3>is me personally, not every fucking movie in this DCU

1031
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:09.199
<v Speaker 3>needs to have the James gunshit and please don't do

1032
00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:12.239
<v Speaker 3>like that. Was the whole problem with Zack Snyder's grim

1033
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:17.320
<v Speaker 3>dark fantasy of superheroes being boring and uninteresting was everybody's

1034
00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:19.920
<v Speaker 3>stuff's got a huge to mine, and anything that didn't

1035
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:22.880
<v Speaker 3>was the most interesting stuff that they did. Like when

1036
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:24.480
<v Speaker 3>James Wan was like, I'm gonna make kind of a

1037
00:50:24.480 --> 00:50:27.079
<v Speaker 3>horror movie with Aquaman, and it kind of worked in

1038
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.400
<v Speaker 3>that first one. I had no interest in seeing the

1039
00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:32.760
<v Speaker 3>second one because I'm I'm not a masochist, at least

1040
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:36.119
<v Speaker 3>not to that extent. But it's so such a bummer

1041
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:39.280
<v Speaker 3>that the first movie after the one that was actually

1042
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:42.039
<v Speaker 3>a success, because that Superman movie was successful is just

1043
00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:44.800
<v Speaker 3>trying to ape Superman and doing it poorly when it

1044
00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:49.000
<v Speaker 3>should have literally just been its own thing, and juxtaposing

1045
00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:52.480
<v Speaker 3>the dichotomy between the two characters, her being so much

1046
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:54.719
<v Speaker 3>different than him but they both came from the same planet.

1047
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:57.239
<v Speaker 3>That was like such an obvious starting point and they

1048
00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:59.760
<v Speaker 3>just missed it by a country mile, Like that should

1049
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:03.119
<v Speaker 3>have been the starting point. Is she's more like she's

1050
00:51:03.519 --> 00:51:06.440
<v Speaker 3>the reality of the film should have been. She should

1051
00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:09.000
<v Speaker 3>have been the one that Superman's parents should have sent

1052
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:12.559
<v Speaker 3>to Earth to conquer them, and Superman was the one

1053
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 3>that they sent instead, this dope who ends up being

1054
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:18.760
<v Speaker 3>a farm boy, and she, if she had gone to Earth,

1055
00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:20.440
<v Speaker 3>she would have been the one to take them over.

1056
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:22.719
<v Speaker 3>That should have been the starting point for this, because

1057
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.079
<v Speaker 3>that's what they're kind of getting at. I feel like

1058
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:28.280
<v Speaker 3>they show that, like her parents were more empathetic and

1059
00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:31.719
<v Speaker 3>sympathetic and loving and kind and caring, and you know,

1060
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:33.599
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do what my brother is doing

1061
00:51:33.639 --> 00:51:36.199
<v Speaker 3>and sending his son to Earth to conquer them, like

1062
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:38.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do that. Like you're allowed your

1063
00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:41.079
<v Speaker 3>own destiny. There's moments of that in this movie. But

1064
00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:44.079
<v Speaker 3>they just fucking missed it. They just fucking missed it.

1065
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:46.159
<v Speaker 3>And it's this movie for me, at the end of

1066
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:50.119
<v Speaker 3>the year, may be the biggest missed opportunity other than Jackass.

1067
00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:52.119
<v Speaker 3>And it's very funny that we're talking about both of

1068
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.960
<v Speaker 3>these movies effectively in the same week, because they are

1069
00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 3>both failures effectively for the same reason. They're just a

1070
00:51:58.199 --> 00:52:01.719
<v Speaker 3>big missed opportunity to do something. This movie had nothing

1071
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:04.559
<v Speaker 3>to really kowtow too. This is the second movie and

1072
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:06.320
<v Speaker 3>all this, so the fact that it's like, we gotta

1073
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:08.840
<v Speaker 3>do the James Gunn thing again probably is the worst

1074
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:09.719
<v Speaker 3>thing about this movie.

1075
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I can't remember whose review I was listening to,

1076
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:16.880
<v Speaker 1>but somebody was talking about the mister Terrific scene where

1077
00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:18.840
<v Speaker 1>he comes in and just kicks all this ass and

1078
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.320
<v Speaker 1>stuff and it's all set to a song, just like

1079
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:23.800
<v Speaker 1>a James gun thing would do. And I was like, oh, yeah,

1080
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.559
<v Speaker 1>they do the exact same thing here, and I was

1081
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:27.199
<v Speaker 1>just like, no, I don't think they do, because I

1082
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:29.719
<v Speaker 1>think the mister terrific stuff was done a lot better.

1083
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.639
<v Speaker 3>Like that James Gunn directed movie had that scene, because

1084
00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:38.800
<v Speaker 3>it's a fucking James gun directed movie, Like, right, don't

1085
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:41.480
<v Speaker 3>do that here because it doesn't need it here. You're

1086
00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:44.800
<v Speaker 3>not James Gunn and I don't. And maybe again, maybe

1087
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:47.920
<v Speaker 3>this is James Gunn's effect on the script because he

1088
00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:50.960
<v Speaker 3>doesn't have a credit on the script. But come on, like,

1089
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:54.079
<v Speaker 3>you know, I know if people don't.

1090
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Know, We've all heard those tapes, Karen, we know what

1091
00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:00.159
<v Speaker 1>is going on. None of this Babe in the wood.

1092
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Stuff's right, we know, no taste it. You're fucked bye bye, dickhead.

1093
00:53:05.079 --> 00:53:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Like we know that James Gunn had an effect on

1094
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:11.840
<v Speaker 3>this script, either directly or indirect. I just I hope

1095
00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.719
<v Speaker 3>and pray that it was not him saying do my

1096
00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:18.840
<v Speaker 3>stuff like this, but I worry because he didn't stop.

1097
00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:21.320
<v Speaker 4>Them from doing that either. And that's the problem.

1098
00:53:21.559 --> 00:53:24.519
<v Speaker 3>Is Clayface gonna open with Nearer My God to THEE

1099
00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:26.480
<v Speaker 3>like I don't know, like what the fuck is going

1100
00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:27.039
<v Speaker 3>on anymore?

1101
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:28.360
<v Speaker 4>Like oh, stop it, It'll.

1102
00:53:28.199 --> 00:53:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Be It'll be Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen.

1103
00:53:32.639 --> 00:53:34.519
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I thought it was gonna be the Buckley version.

1104
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:38.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, maybe they'll go for the cheap cover version,

1105
00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:40.639
<v Speaker 1>since that's how they end this movie with the cover

1106
00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:44.079
<v Speaker 1>version of a song that is so popular even I

1107
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:46.079
<v Speaker 1>know it, and I was like, well, what why are

1108
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:46.880
<v Speaker 1>you doing this?

1109
00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, because it's women, and they can't have a song

1110
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:52.880
<v Speaker 3>with men that's sung by men originally in its original form,

1111
00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:54.480
<v Speaker 3>so they had to find the female cover Like it's

1112
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:56.559
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that where I'm just like, who fucking cares.

1113
00:53:56.800 --> 00:53:58.679
<v Speaker 3>There was an article online where they're like, we went

1114
00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:02.119
<v Speaker 3>through forty nine different songs or some shit to get

1115
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:06.199
<v Speaker 3>to the most obvious nail on the head song, the

1116
00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:08.840
<v Speaker 3>one that's describing the scene that she's in. Like that's

1117
00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:14.679
<v Speaker 3>too much. It's like subtlety thy name is not Supergirl, clearly,

1118
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:17.880
<v Speaker 3>Like there's no subtlety here. And I don't understand because

1119
00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:21.440
<v Speaker 3>James Gunn, for all of his problems, is still somewhat

1120
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:24.400
<v Speaker 3>of a subtle guy, more so subtle than this. Even

1121
00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:27.519
<v Speaker 3>this is suicide Squad. This is David Goyer level shit,

1122
00:54:27.760 --> 00:54:30.920
<v Speaker 3>which is like don't you get it? Er like, I'm

1123
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:34.400
<v Speaker 3>surprised they didn't have Lobo say, isn't that ripe bub

1124
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.079
<v Speaker 3>because I mean, again, that's what Lobo was more or

1125
00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:40.239
<v Speaker 3>less in response to directly, is he's kind of like.

1126
00:54:40.679 --> 00:54:43.480
<v Speaker 4>Space Wolverine more or less. I mean, if you look

1127
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:45.320
<v Speaker 4>at his design, it's a wolverine.

1128
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:47.639
<v Speaker 3>Mo. Yeah, it's like a wolverine helmet painted on this

1129
00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:50.159
<v Speaker 3>guy's face more or west, like with the with the

1130
00:54:50.239 --> 00:54:52.760
<v Speaker 3>kind of the lines around his eyes. I just don't

1131
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand why we're doing this already, because I

1132
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.719
<v Speaker 3>think that was maybe our concern at the end of

1133
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.159
<v Speaker 3>the Superman podcast year ago, was what if the next

1134
00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:05.440
<v Speaker 3>movie is bad or kind of just like reheated leftovers

1135
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:08.199
<v Speaker 3>of this movie, And that is what they did. Oh yeah,

1136
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I would assume it's because that movie worked, and so

1137
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.280
<v Speaker 3>they were like, we're just gonna add more of that

1138
00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:15.400
<v Speaker 3>to this because people liked it, right, And it's like,

1139
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:18.199
<v Speaker 3>I mean, people liked it, but we liked the other things,

1140
00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:21.440
<v Speaker 3>and that it wasn't just that nobody showed up because

1141
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:23.679
<v Speaker 3>it was a James Gun movie. Like people showed up

1142
00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:25.320
<v Speaker 3>because they want to see a new Superman movie, and

1143
00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:27.679
<v Speaker 3>we're probably glad that it was James Gun making. But

1144
00:55:27.880 --> 00:55:29.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anyone's like, it's a James Gun movie.

1145
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:32.320
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go see it. Like, if that person is you,

1146
00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:34.920
<v Speaker 3>you're probably the most disappointed person going to see this,

1147
00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:38.639
<v Speaker 3>because this really feels like just James Gun set dressing

1148
00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:42.840
<v Speaker 3>with the baarest minimum of a plot, barest.

1149
00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:43.239
<v Speaker 4>Minimum of a plot.

1150
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:45.199
<v Speaker 3>This is one of those movies too, that has no plot,

1151
00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:48.320
<v Speaker 3>just like plods along fall. The character falls from one

1152
00:55:48.360 --> 00:55:49.639
<v Speaker 3>scene to another and that's it.

1153
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:53.400
<v Speaker 1>What is the bad guy's plan? Does he have a

1154
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:57.440
<v Speaker 1>plan or is it just because he's not really trafficking

1155
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:01.079
<v Speaker 1>these girls they call them the bride. It's because these

1156
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:05.320
<v Speaker 1>because they saw mad Max. Yes exactly. Because these guys

1157
00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:09.199
<v Speaker 1>are all males and they need to kidnap women and

1158
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:12.639
<v Speaker 1>rape them in order to propagate their race. I guess,

1159
00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:17.039
<v Speaker 1>like we saw no children, and I don't really know

1160
00:56:17.079 --> 00:56:19.719
<v Speaker 1>what their plan is. I don't know what motivates this

1161
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.800
<v Speaker 1>guy to do what he's doing. And I'm not trying

1162
00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:26.119
<v Speaker 1>to be funny or anything. I just honestly, there's no.

1163
00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:28.519
<v Speaker 3>There's no fucking there's nothing. We get nothing.

1164
00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And of course I'm tired of the hole.

1165
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take over the universe kind of thing. But

1166
00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:35.679
<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, there's there's gonna be a little bit

1167
00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:40.320
<v Speaker 1>more here than just I kidnap women and that's it. Yeah,

1168
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:44.719
<v Speaker 1>and that that scene where the family sells her out

1169
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.119
<v Speaker 1>and then they end up like killing the family, but

1170
00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:51.599
<v Speaker 1>then they kill a daughter too. I was just like,

1171
00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:54.320
<v Speaker 1>this is awful, Like this is the point of the

1172
00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:56.719
<v Speaker 1>movie where it's like, can she just fly around the

1173
00:56:56.800 --> 00:57:00.440
<v Speaker 1>planet backwards so that we reverse time, because there's one

1174
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:03.360
<v Speaker 1>moment where she's I think somebody says it might be

1175
00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.559
<v Speaker 1>you know, you can't go back in time or something

1176
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:07.920
<v Speaker 1>like that. I was like, well, actually, I've seen Superman

1177
00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:08.760
<v Speaker 1>do that before.

1178
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:11.000
<v Speaker 3>And there's a character called the Flash and there's this

1179
00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:13.559
<v Speaker 3>thing called the Flash Force, and there's all there's a

1180
00:57:13.559 --> 00:57:17.360
<v Speaker 3>whole there's a there's literally a cosmic treadwheel, motherfuckers or treadmill, Like,

1181
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:19.519
<v Speaker 3>come on, but you can just because you don't know

1182
00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:22.239
<v Speaker 3>about it doesn't mean it doesn't exist in the universe

1183
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:25.800
<v Speaker 3>of superheroes. So I wanted to mention this to you

1184
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:28.239
<v Speaker 3>because again, like this, I think this is the best

1185
00:57:28.360 --> 00:57:31.280
<v Speaker 3>version of these kinds of movies. I every time we

1186
00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:33.119
<v Speaker 3>watch one of these movies now, I just wish I

1187
00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:36.519
<v Speaker 3>was watching Furiosa genuine because that's like the best version

1188
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:39.320
<v Speaker 3>of these kinds of movies, right Like, even though it's.

1189
00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:41.960
<v Speaker 4>Not as good as the movie that it came.

1190
00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:45.079
<v Speaker 3>After, Furiosa, I think is still the best we have

1191
00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:49.599
<v Speaker 3>a female led action movie, and there is a genuine

1192
00:57:49.800 --> 00:57:52.480
<v Speaker 3>female presence and force at the front of that movie

1193
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 3>that you feel from start to finish. And she's not

1194
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:58.000
<v Speaker 3>a fucking damsel in distress at any point in that

1195
00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.000
<v Speaker 3>movie other than when she's like a child. I guess,

1196
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:03.320
<v Speaker 3>which is the acceptable and understandable part, because that's the

1197
00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.840
<v Speaker 3>backstory of the character. No one has been able to

1198
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:08.280
<v Speaker 3>get close to Furiosa. And that's a contemporary one. I'm

1199
00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:10.559
<v Speaker 3>sure you'll tell me. I'm sure you could rattle off

1200
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:15.039
<v Speaker 3>plenty of female protagonists as badass films from the nineties, eighties,

1201
00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:17.480
<v Speaker 3>and seventies that I have not seen, But Furiosa is

1202
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:19.440
<v Speaker 3>the contemporary one that I think of when I watch

1203
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:21.920
<v Speaker 3>a movie like this that just can't even give us

1204
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:24.199
<v Speaker 3>a reason as to why the things are happening, And

1205
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Furiosa spent like probably too much time telling us why

1206
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:30.800
<v Speaker 3>the things happened. Frankly, but by the end of that movie,

1207
00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:32.519
<v Speaker 3>I felt like I went on a journey with the

1208
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:35.199
<v Speaker 3>director that was well deserved, and this movie like wanted

1209
00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:37.239
<v Speaker 3>me to get on that same level of like this

1210
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:39.320
<v Speaker 3>characters going on an arc and we want to see

1211
00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:41.960
<v Speaker 3>her accepting her position in the world by the end

1212
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:43.639
<v Speaker 3>of the movie. And I don't get there with this

1213
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:44.880
<v Speaker 3>character in this movie at all.

1214
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:48.280
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I don't like I said, I just I

1215
00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:50.639
<v Speaker 1>wanted this to be better. I wanted to like it.

1216
00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:53.280
<v Speaker 1>There was there were quite a few moments where I

1217
00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:55.719
<v Speaker 1>was just like, how much longer is this film? Because

1218
00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm really kind of bored and I'm not again trying

1219
00:58:58.519 --> 00:58:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to see.

1220
00:58:58.800 --> 00:58:59.800
<v Speaker 4>Not even two hours.

1221
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:01.679
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know.

1222
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:05.920
<v Speaker 3>I'd like to point out this movie's budget was literally

1223
00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:08.679
<v Speaker 3>the same within a couple million dollars more or less

1224
00:59:08.800 --> 00:59:11.960
<v Speaker 3>as Furiosa. Yeah, and this movie has made half as

1225
00:59:12.039 --> 00:59:12.760
<v Speaker 3>much as that one.

1226
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that this movie has all kinds of planets

1227
00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:17.599
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. They go all over the place.

1228
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:18.199
<v Speaker 4>Cool.

1229
00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:20.239
<v Speaker 3>It's about as interesting as a lot of those later

1230
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Star Wars filmed. Here is the city planet, here is

1231
00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:27.239
<v Speaker 3>dirt planet, here is forest planet. Like Okay, I'm sorry,

1232
00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:30.880
<v Speaker 3>but CGI is not impressive anymore. It's just not like

1233
00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:34.119
<v Speaker 3>we are in a post CGI universe now where if

1234
00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:36.559
<v Speaker 3>you can make these things on your own, someone else

1235
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:39.440
<v Speaker 3>making them is no longer that interesting or exciting or compelling.

1236
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:42.079
<v Speaker 3>And I think what will always be more interesting and

1237
00:59:42.119 --> 00:59:45.440
<v Speaker 3>compelling to do things in camera practically for real, as

1238
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:48.599
<v Speaker 3>opposed to CGI, and the fact that CGI is so

1239
00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:52.480
<v Speaker 3>readily available now. I mean, SORA no longer exists. But

1240
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:56.679
<v Speaker 3>the things you could make in SORA were literally things

1241
00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:59.960
<v Speaker 3>that people make with hundreds of thousands and millions of

1242
01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:03.440
<v Speaker 3>dollars in studios and release them and it looks no

1243
01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:05.639
<v Speaker 3>better and no worse in a lot of ways. If

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01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:07.199
<v Speaker 3>that is the case, and you can do that on

1245
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:09.559
<v Speaker 3>an iPhone app. It takes a lot more than just

1246
01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:12.800
<v Speaker 3>showing us something impressive with CGI to get us excited anymore.

1247
01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:15.800
<v Speaker 3>And the tastes are changing so much with people going

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01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:18.920
<v Speaker 3>out to the movies clearly that just having a female

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01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:21.920
<v Speaker 3>led superhero movie ain't gonna cut it anymore. I'm not

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01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:23.960
<v Speaker 3>sure it ever cut it, but it's not gonna cut

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01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:26.760
<v Speaker 3>it now because I worry for the future of the

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01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:30.000
<v Speaker 3>DCU with as little money as this movie is making.

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01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, they they probably probably can that stop

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01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:38.719
<v Speaker 1>man of tomorrow. That movie's gonna have to be a

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01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:42.480
<v Speaker 1>fantastic hit or else this whole thing is on the

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01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:46.840
<v Speaker 1>chopping block. And this new DC reboot is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be three movies long, and that's it, well four because

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01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Clayface comes out, Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Clayface comes out in the fall, and there is, for me,

1260
01:00:56.320 --> 01:00:59.360
<v Speaker 3>there is a slight chance that Clayface is, you know,

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01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:03.719
<v Speaker 3>a low budget movie that makes up for the loss

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01:01:03.920 --> 01:01:06.960
<v Speaker 3>of this movie, because if Clayface has any sort of

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01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.039
<v Speaker 3>sense of mind, they will attempt to position it as

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01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:14.159
<v Speaker 3>a thing that people who saw Obsession and back Rooms

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01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:17.119
<v Speaker 3>would go and see, it's that movie in this universe,

1266
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:19.320
<v Speaker 3>And that would be the smartest thing to do because

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01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:22.320
<v Speaker 3>those movies made so much fucking money that the kid

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01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:25.159
<v Speaker 3>who made Obsession has like a six to seven figure

1269
01:01:25.239 --> 01:01:27.159
<v Speaker 3>first look deal now and he has even said what

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01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:28.880
<v Speaker 3>the fuck he's doing other than I think he's maybe

1271
01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:32.519
<v Speaker 3>doing a Texas chainsaw massacre movie now as his second project,

1272
01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Like Jesus goddamn Christ. Like, that's what happens when you

1273
01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:38.760
<v Speaker 3>make money in this industry is they will back up

1274
01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:41.800
<v Speaker 3>a truck to your house. So that's the kind of

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01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:44.039
<v Speaker 3>money that Clayface is going to have to make if

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01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:46.360
<v Speaker 3>this movie doesn't bail itself out of a hole, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it can. There's nothing they can

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01:01:48.400 --> 01:01:51.079
<v Speaker 3>do at this point. This movie, like you said, the

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01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:56.320
<v Speaker 3>reaction online was nowhere near interest or excitement or even

1280
01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:58.840
<v Speaker 3>people wanting to have something interesting to say other than

1281
01:01:59.079 --> 01:02:03.599
<v Speaker 3>Millie Alcock is a bad actress and is ugly, Like wow, great, great,

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01:02:03.840 --> 01:02:06.360
<v Speaker 3>So it's gonna have to make a lot of money

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01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.679
<v Speaker 3>in the fall. I'm I'm gonna go see it because

1284
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:11.599
<v Speaker 3>it looks interesting, but it also seems like it should

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01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:15.360
<v Speaker 3>probably be in that Batman universe that our friend Richard's

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01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:18.800
<v Speaker 3>buddy Matt is constructing, because it seems just by the

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01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:22.599
<v Speaker 3>trailers I've seen tonally at odds with this movie and

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01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:25.599
<v Speaker 3>the last movie especially. But if that's if they can

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01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:28.519
<v Speaker 3>work that into it, cool, But they've made it clear

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01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:31.719
<v Speaker 3>that Batman's no part of any of this, and if

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01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:34.039
<v Speaker 3>Batman's no part of any of this, but clay Face

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01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:36.440
<v Speaker 3>is like Batman, what the fuck is going on here? Like,

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01:02:36.880 --> 01:02:39.519
<v Speaker 3>I just don't because this movie and the last movie

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01:02:39.519 --> 01:02:42.239
<v Speaker 3>are so of a piece. Man of Tomorrow could come

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01:02:42.239 --> 01:02:44.239
<v Speaker 3>out be the end of this and you could just

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01:02:44.239 --> 01:02:46.760
<v Speaker 3>say well it was a trilogy of movies. But with

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01:02:46.840 --> 01:02:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Clayface coming out, it's like again, you know, you're you've

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01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:52.239
<v Speaker 3>called your shot. You've done that Dark Universe thing where

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01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:54.119
<v Speaker 3>you've said there's all these other movies coming out and

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01:02:54.119 --> 01:02:56.920
<v Speaker 3>we're doing all these things, and James Mangold's making a

1301
01:02:56.960 --> 01:03:00.639
<v Speaker 3>swamp thing movie. It's like, maybe just worry about this movie,

1302
01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:03.320
<v Speaker 3>get to the next one, because this is embarrassing when

1303
01:03:03.320 --> 01:03:03.800
<v Speaker 3>it fails.

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01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:05.679
<v Speaker 4>It's it's hilariously embarrassing.

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01:03:05.719 --> 01:03:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Frankly. It's yeah, it's the Dark Universe, it's the uh,

1306
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:14.360
<v Speaker 1>it's it's Bush coming out on the front of that

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01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:18.599
<v Speaker 1>aircraft carrier with the Mission accomplished sign behind him. You know, like, oh, yeah,

1308
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:20.719
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do all this stuff, or we've done all

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01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:23.840
<v Speaker 1>this stuff. You know. It's like you look now at

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01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:28.599
<v Speaker 1>the Marvel lineups of the past, you know, where it's like, oh, yeah,

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01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:32.199
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do this and this. No, no, I'm saying like, oh,

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01:03:32.360 --> 01:03:34.320
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have Armor Wars and we're gonna have this,

1313
01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:35.599
<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna have it. You know. It's like all

1314
01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:37.599
<v Speaker 1>of these things you look at all like the the

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01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:40.199
<v Speaker 1>extra scenes from the movies where you're like, are they

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01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:41.639
<v Speaker 1>ever going to come back to this? Are we ever

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01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:43.639
<v Speaker 1>gonna see Brett Goldstein.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for mentioning that my favorite one off is Like,

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01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:50.559
<v Speaker 3>as a Ted Lasso fan, I was like, Okay, why

1320
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:51.079
<v Speaker 3>is he in this?

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01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:52.280
<v Speaker 4>We'll never find out?

1322
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:58.119
<v Speaker 1>Literally yeah, Or here's that horrible computer generated Patton Oswald

1323
01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:01.400
<v Speaker 1>character at the end of the Eternals and stuff with

1324
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:03.880
<v Speaker 1>the Harry styles. It's like, well, I don't think we're

1325
01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:05.159
<v Speaker 1>gonning to see this one either.

1326
01:04:05.519 --> 01:04:09.039
<v Speaker 3>Remember Blade? Remember how Blade showed by voice at the

1327
01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:12.159
<v Speaker 3>end of the Eternals and there's we're still waiting for that,

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01:04:12.239 --> 01:04:16.679
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, it's There is a page on the MCU

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01:04:17.079 --> 01:04:21.599
<v Speaker 3>like wiki. It is seventy two projects long, and some

1330
01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:24.559
<v Speaker 3>of those are probably like duplicate entries, but there's seventy

1331
01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:26.920
<v Speaker 3>two entries on that page. And that's just for like

1332
01:04:27.079 --> 01:04:29.639
<v Speaker 3>some things as characters and some things as literal whole

1333
01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:33.639
<v Speaker 3>shows movies, Like you've said, things that don't go anywhere.

1334
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:36.400
<v Speaker 3>We could sit and just go fucking back and forth

1335
01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:40.119
<v Speaker 3>playing ping pong with all these ideas and it it

1336
01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:43.119
<v Speaker 3>doesn't ever seem to click with any of them. That like,

1337
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.239
<v Speaker 3>we should maybe not get.

1338
01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:47.159
<v Speaker 4>Ahead of ourselves here, because you just.

1339
01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Like focus, because if you focus on what you're doing now,

1340
01:04:50.119 --> 01:04:52.320
<v Speaker 3>it has a better chance of being success than if

1341
01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:54.880
<v Speaker 3>you're worried about what you're going to make in the future.

1342
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Look at the dudes from Game of Thrones. They never

1343
01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:59.480
<v Speaker 3>got to make that Star Wars movie. Josh Trank never

1344
01:04:59.480 --> 01:04:59.960
<v Speaker 3>got to make.

1345
01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:00.960
<v Speaker 4>That of that movie.

1346
01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:05.400
<v Speaker 3>If you fuck up this thing now, the logic of

1347
01:05:05.519 --> 01:05:07.159
<v Speaker 3>you get to do something in the future kind of

1348
01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:10.440
<v Speaker 3>drives up immediately. And I don't understand why people don't realize.

1349
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.679
<v Speaker 3>By the way, the thing the most the most funny

1350
01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:14.800
<v Speaker 3>canceled project for me, by the way of all the

1351
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:18.719
<v Speaker 3>MCU stuff, will forever and always be Avengers Kang Dynasty just,

1352
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.920
<v Speaker 3>oh god, the funniest one, right, like the thing that

1353
01:05:21.960 --> 01:05:26.039
<v Speaker 3>they literally had a whole movie fucking arm thing, Like

1354
01:05:26.079 --> 01:05:28.519
<v Speaker 3>I guess whatever they call that phase building up to

1355
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.039
<v Speaker 3>another one of these they're just like, guess some ants

1356
01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:35.559
<v Speaker 3>killed him, right, Jonathan Major's everybody, Yeah, it's it's weird

1357
01:05:35.599 --> 01:05:37.800
<v Speaker 3>to call your shot and miss. And I hope that

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01:05:37.880 --> 01:05:40.159
<v Speaker 3>this is not one of those. I hope that the

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01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:43.199
<v Speaker 3>next movie clay Face is good. I hope that Man

1360
01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:46.159
<v Speaker 3>of Tomorrow is good. But boy, I have so little faith.

1361
01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:49.639
<v Speaker 3>Now two movies in and that is a What was

1362
01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:53.119
<v Speaker 3>the second movie after Iron Man? Was it Captain America

1363
01:05:53.239 --> 01:05:54.039
<v Speaker 3>or Iron Man two?

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01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:57.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I think Thorbe was right around there as well

1365
01:05:57.679 --> 01:05:58.840
<v Speaker 1>and Captain America.

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01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so it can be done.

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01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:05.119
<v Speaker 3>You can escape velocity of middling sequels or entries into

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01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:05.840
<v Speaker 3>your franchise.

1369
01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:09.039
<v Speaker 1>I mean, ragnar Rock was fantastic and made that, you know,

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01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:11.039
<v Speaker 1>the second one was so terrible.

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01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:13.440
<v Speaker 3>I was just talking about the MCU as a whole,

1372
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Like the MCU managed to escape like being drugged down

1373
01:06:16.599 --> 01:06:19.119
<v Speaker 3>by kind of a mediocre Captain America and a mediocre

1374
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:22.599
<v Speaker 3>thor But those movies still made money. Like that's the thing, ultimately,

1375
01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:26.400
<v Speaker 3>good or bad. To make more, you gotta be making money.

1376
01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:30.119
<v Speaker 3>And this movie so far has made half less than

1377
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:32.559
<v Speaker 3>half of its budget. And that's bad for a movie

1378
01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:34.239
<v Speaker 3>that costs almost two hundred million dollars.

1379
01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:34.920
<v Speaker 4>That's bad.

1380
01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:38.159
<v Speaker 3>And I'm yeah, because we always we always end these

1381
01:06:38.239 --> 01:06:40.960
<v Speaker 3>kind of like franchisey podcasts talking about like where do

1382
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:43.719
<v Speaker 3>we think this is going? Genuinely, if they don't figure

1383
01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:45.840
<v Speaker 3>out what the fuck they're doing with these next two movies,

1384
01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:48.880
<v Speaker 3>it's going nowhere, and that they will not do the

1385
01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:53.360
<v Speaker 3>DCEU again, Mark my words, they won't go Warner Brothers

1386
01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:57.079
<v Speaker 3>will will more than likely sell DC before they do

1387
01:06:57.239 --> 01:07:00.280
<v Speaker 3>that shit again and go eight or twelve or however

1388
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:02.079
<v Speaker 3>many movies in it was before. They're just like we're

1389
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.400
<v Speaker 3>gonna reboot it again. Like they're not gonna do that again.

1390
01:07:04.440 --> 01:07:06.159
<v Speaker 3>They'll cut it off at like three or four movies.

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01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:09.559
<v Speaker 3>And I don't blame them. Yeah, disappointing new movies, Mike,

1392
01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:11.159
<v Speaker 3>Why are we going to see new movies? What are

1393
01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:12.960
<v Speaker 3>we doing here? What are we doing to ourselves?

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01:07:13.039 --> 01:07:15.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, when's it gonna stop? When

1395
01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:17.719
<v Speaker 1>are we gonna go see a good movie this year?

1396
01:07:17.880 --> 01:07:18.280
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:22.800
<v Speaker 3>Have we seen one Mortal Combat two grow goom?

1398
01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:26.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean it's closed. Nay, no, No, they've been

1399
01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:28.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of fair to middling with the even the good

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01:07:29.159 --> 01:07:30.880
<v Speaker 1>good quote unquote good ones.

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01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:33.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean I saw Back Rooms. We didn't talk about that,

1402
01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:35.840
<v Speaker 3>you and I, but that was pretty good. Uh, that

1403
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:38.880
<v Speaker 3>was yeah, that's it. I saw The Mummy that was okay,

1404
01:07:38.920 --> 01:07:40.599
<v Speaker 3>but it was pretty much as Evil Dead, but it

1405
01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:43.639
<v Speaker 3>was at least interesting and something different and not I

1406
01:07:43.639 --> 01:07:45.639
<v Speaker 3>mean different as much as it could be. Yeah, I

1407
01:07:45.639 --> 01:07:47.760
<v Speaker 3>don't know why we haven't seen anything good. Was the

1408
01:07:47.840 --> 01:07:49.960
<v Speaker 3>last good thing we saw together Superman.

1409
01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:50.320
<v Speaker 4>A year ago?

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01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:53.599
<v Speaker 3>It might be can't be that, Oh god, yike, Well,

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01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:55.639
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna talk about Spider Man. I think that's the

1412
01:07:55.679 --> 01:07:58.320
<v Speaker 3>next like superhero thing we're gonna do in the future.

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01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:00.599
<v Speaker 3>For anyone who's interested in our coverage of those kinds

1414
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.320
<v Speaker 3>of things, that's probably the next superhero thing we cover.

1415
01:08:03.440 --> 01:08:05.679
<v Speaker 3>So it'll be a complete pivot away from this. It'll

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01:08:05.719 --> 01:08:08.360
<v Speaker 3>be an mcu thing and remains to be seen if

1417
01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:10.760
<v Speaker 3>it's going to be good. But until then, you can

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01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:14.360
<v Speaker 3>find Mike and I talking podcasts, both our own podcasts,

1419
01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:18.159
<v Speaker 3>on other people's podcasts, but mostly our own, at weirdingwaymedia

1420
01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:20.439
<v Speaker 3>dot com, where this show and so many other shows

1421
01:08:20.439 --> 01:08:23.840
<v Speaker 3>can be found, like Mike's podcast, The Projection Booth, my podcast,

1422
01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:28.119
<v Speaker 3>The Culture Cast, and Susan Lambert Adams podcast Eighties TV Ladies.

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01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:31.119
<v Speaker 3>You can find all those at Weirdingwaymedia dot com. If

1424
01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:33.039
<v Speaker 3>you want to kick a couple dollars, our way, Patreon

1425
01:08:33.079 --> 01:08:36.199
<v Speaker 3>dot com, slash Projection Booth and patreon dot com slash Culturecast,

1426
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:38.079
<v Speaker 3>or where you can go and get financially involved with

1427
01:08:38.079 --> 01:08:40.479
<v Speaker 3>our shows. You get things for giving us money. That's

1428
01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:41.159
<v Speaker 3>how it should work.

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01:08:41.239 --> 01:08:41.760
<v Speaker 4>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't want to do anything financial like rate

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<v Speaker 3>and review the show on iTunes, Spotify, and if you're

1432
01:08:47.239 --> 01:08:50.399
<v Speaker 3>on YouTube, this is a podcast, please remind yourself that

1433
01:08:50.399 --> 01:08:52.600
<v Speaker 3>people are allowed to talk about things about seeing the video.

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01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:55.479
<v Speaker 4>It's cold radio. It's existed for a long time. Mike.

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01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:57.520
<v Speaker 3>I guess I would say thank you, but I don't

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01:08:57.560 --> 01:09:00.279
<v Speaker 3>know whose idea this was. Maybe it was mine, could

1437
01:09:00.279 --> 01:09:00.880
<v Speaker 3>have been yours.

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01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I knew I was going to see these movies.

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01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:06.439
<v Speaker 4>So might as well talk about them, right, might as well?

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01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's our next one? I don't know, Okay.

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01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:12.680
<v Speaker 3>God, God help us whatever it is, because at this

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01:09:12.720 --> 01:09:15.520
<v Speaker 3>point we're like, oh for five this year, so maybe

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01:09:15.520 --> 01:09:16.439
<v Speaker 3>it won't be oh for six.

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01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Who knows.

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01:09:17.680 --> 01:09:19.199
<v Speaker 3>I guess we just have to find out on the

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<v Speaker 3>next episode.
