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Speaker 2: So are you ready for the show Bus news?
Speaker 1: Barely?
Speaker 2: Well, buckle up because this is what you're going to get,
Speaker 2: all right, some like my ex So, first of all,
Speaker 2: we have a lyric change. Oh so Sam Smith been
Speaker 2: in the ether for quite a while, they have you.
Speaker 2: So it's the tenth anniversary of The Lonely Hour, okay,
Speaker 2: and they're going to release a new edition of it. Okay.
Speaker 2: And whilst they're doing that, because Sam Smith has gone
Speaker 2: through a bit of a change or an affirmation, shall
Speaker 2: we say, rather than the changing, yes, because they now
Speaker 2: present themselves as non binary openly. They've changed their pronouns
Speaker 2: and that's how they present themselves. Some of the song
Speaker 2: lyrics of the songs are a little bit gender specifically
Speaker 2: are so they're going to make a few alterations, primarily
Speaker 2: to the song the twenty fourteen hit stay with Me,
Speaker 2: which was a big one to be fair, guess it's true.
Speaker 2: I'm not good at one night's stand, but I still
Speaker 2: need love because I'm just a man. It's now going
Speaker 2: to be but I still need love, baby understand Ah.
Speaker 2: It works, it tracks, it does all right, So yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's something they want to make a stand with
Speaker 2: and it's important to them go for it.
Speaker 1: What I love about that song in particular is the
Speaker 1: choir in the background. It is all Sam Smith, all
Speaker 1: of the songs that you hear sing and stay with
Speaker 1: me our Sam Smith's voice pitch shifted.
Speaker 2: Isn't that just what Annie Lennox used to do?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that's just what Annie Lennox used to do.
Speaker 2: Not that original.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was original. I said I love
Speaker 1: the fact that it was done right. But it was
Speaker 1: done so well that you couldn't tell it wasn't a choir.
Speaker 1: And in the video they had.
Speaker 2: A choir miming it as if it were singing it,
Speaker 2: but it's actually Sam smith voice all the way through it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to move on to the next story. I
Speaker 2: think that's probably sensible to me. So do you remember
Speaker 2: Big Brothers Brian Dowling.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: You're not a fun fan.
Speaker 1: They just irritated me.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought they were quite fun. Yeah. They've got
Speaker 2: a little baby on the way. On the way well delivered,
Speaker 2: sign yield and packaged well to think the packaged. So
Speaker 2: with their partner Arthur, they are now welcoming a little baby.
Speaker 2: They're calling Blue Blue Head Ranger right the drag Queen
Speaker 2: they may have lain after Blue eye change. Actually, maybe
Speaker 2: Arthur's a bit fit. Arthur is a bit fit. I
Speaker 2: don't know much about them, but I believe they are
Speaker 2: one of the dancers, or maybe one of the judges
Speaker 2: from the Irish version of Dancing with the Stars. Strictly, yes,
Speaker 2: basically Okay. I don't know why they call it something
Speaker 2: different in other countries, but yes, strictly.
Speaker 1: Because strictly come dancing in something different. It's only sperm
Speaker 1: doing this.
Speaker 2: Well, they're already parents to one year old Blake, and
Speaker 2: there's their sister Eifa, who has been a surrogate to
Speaker 2: bring both of them into the world. It's a very
Speaker 2: kind thing to do for a family member and it
Speaker 2: gives them the joy of children. They look very, very
Speaker 2: very happy there.
Speaker 1: They do look very very happy.
Speaker 2: Horribly sickening, isn't it, because they have not had to
Speaker 2: push a small person out of their choff an say,
Speaker 2: really productive area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, choff will also work. It's easy to look composed
Speaker 1: when you know you weren't the one in stirrups.
Speaker 2: Oh, probably looks a little bit tired there. They looked
Speaker 2: tired for a long time. Well I'm happy for them.
Speaker 1: Well, well, good for them. Not a massive Brian Downy
Speaker 1: fan irritates me a little bit. Don't know why. Just
Speaker 1: one of those people that just rubs you up.
Speaker 2: The wrong way.
Speaker 1: No, I've never done that. I've met him.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations to those two. Congratulations we sometimes we sometimes do.
Speaker 2: Nice news. Finally, are you a fan of Little Mix?
Speaker 1: Have they not been dismixed now?
Speaker 2: Well, they disbanded for I believe that the intention is
Speaker 2: to get back together. But they have disbanded, and there's
Speaker 2: been a while now and some of them are released singles,
Speaker 2: et cetera. The next one up to do so is
Speaker 2: Our Jade, Our Jade, Our Jade. Well, I say, r Jade, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's the one, because she's quite quite the ally. He's
Speaker 2: a very very big fan and very big supporter of
Speaker 2: drag queens and queer culture. And in fact, she was
Speaker 2: actually talking about this, she said five years into Little
Speaker 2: Mix her gay audience groom, which it did, I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan. You really listened to a lot of Little
Speaker 2: Mix on the treadmill in the gym because it's really fun.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she thought, I can't keep her skipping the
Speaker 2: queue to get into heaven and having a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be an ally, I better be an
Speaker 2: actual ally. So she went to some charities like Stonewall, etc.
Speaker 2: To learn what she could do better to actually support
Speaker 2: people rather than just dining out on the pink pound and.
Speaker 1: Dining out on the pink pound.
Speaker 2: Dining out on the pink pound, there's no innuendo in
Speaker 2: that phrase. You just see filth in everything, don't you
Speaker 2: dining out on the pink pound. Funnily enough, you're not
Speaker 2: the only one, she'd also said, So she's been recording
Speaker 2: new songs and she's been working with Okay, and she
Speaker 2: said the best thing about working with Tolow because she
Speaker 2: was like, how far can I go? Where do you
Speaker 2: want to do? What sound? What's the vibe? All that
Speaker 2: kind of stuff? Fill your boots, go as far as
Speaker 2: you possibly can. And apparently it's been a really fun
Speaker 2: experience because basically the song, one of the main songs
Speaker 2: that have come up with it's all about anal sex. Okay,
Speaker 2: She's absolutely she apparently she loves songs when they are
Speaker 2: say she loves it all the wrong. She loves the
Speaker 2: wrong and Jade, no, she said, you can't blame her.
Speaker 2: She loves when a song sounds innocent and sweet, but
Speaker 2: it's really just filthy like that song, I touched myself
Speaker 2: exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Well what good net girl?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you were telling me about that wet wet
Speaker 2: wet earlier. Yeah. Anyway, behave and.
Speaker 1: So word quite innocently. We're told to be.
Speaker 2: There is nothing innocent about you. Anyway, back to songs
Speaker 2: about anal sex, like a decent grown up the story
Speaker 2: telling the news. Back to anal sex. Apparently that song
Speaker 2: might not see because not every one's a hit, and
Speaker 2: what the studio will let you put on the album,
Speaker 2: et cetera, that one might not see the light of day.
Speaker 2: But apparently there is an oral sex banger definitely coming act.
Speaker 2: An oral sex bang, an oral sex banger, that's literally
Speaker 2: how they describe it.
Speaker 1: I think that's a purpose.
Speaker 2: And I think she's really figured out how to be
Speaker 2: an ally to the gay community.
Speaker 1: By saying oral sex banger, by.
Speaker 2: Giving us music that are considered oral sex bangers. An
Speaker 2: oral sex banger, an oral sex brought to you by Jade.
Speaker 2: And that's the showbiz for this week.
Speaker 1: So she talked about anal and oral any other other
Speaker 1: intercourses we're talking about. This is a song about filtering.
Speaker 2: She might like a little bit footage frotage.
Speaker 1: I see when I first heard about frottage, right, I
Speaker 1: thought it was a new type of yogurt.
Speaker 2: I thought it was sex with cheese.
Speaker 1: I can see that too. But people going, oh, I
Speaker 1: love fratagem like when.
Speaker 2: It's where you used dairy leaf for loube what when
Speaker 2: you use dairy leaf for lube?
Speaker 1: Got that through cottage cheese?
Speaker 2: I can kind of get Oh, no, that's what happens
Speaker 2: after I can kind of that's what happens really, dairy lee.
Speaker 1: Sharp pointy bit of foil on the end of your knob.
Speaker 2: You don't you take the foil off. You have to suck.
Speaker 2: That throws your teeth.
Speaker 1: Your feeling's going ten to the du.
Speaker 2: If you could cope with this kind of talk, stick
Speaker 2: around after the break, it's Mike with a buzz. You're
Speaker 2: watching Chewing the Card with Mister and Mike. And now
Speaker 2: we go into the deeper parts of the internet as
Speaker 2: it's Mike and the Buzz. The sports hate it.
Speaker 1: Of the water variety, mm not fun. It's acid golden shells. No,
Speaker 1: this actual sport, Okay, A new sport has swept the
Speaker 1: world by storm, which involves no horses whatsoever. Hobby horsing, Oh,
Speaker 1: I hate sport, so you can't have an input.
Speaker 2: I would argue that hobby horsing is an art.
Speaker 1: It's been recognized as a sport.
Speaker 2: They are so, yes, it is a it's dominating TikTok
Speaker 2: as people hobby horse around AsSalt courses and things.
Speaker 1: They take it so seriously.
Speaker 2: Well properly, like hobby horse dressage.
Speaker 1: That she's she's leaping over. Yeah, she's leaping, not dressing
Speaker 1: out broom mangle between the legs, jumping off barriers.
Speaker 2: Right, I used to be a horse rider when I
Speaker 2: was a child. That's right, quite good.
Speaker 1: There's so many things I could say, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to.
Speaker 2: At high high leave the boots for most of my childhood,
Speaker 2: very tight trousers.
Speaker 1: H okay. So yeah, and did the priest like them?
Speaker 2: I can imagine that being very, very fun.
Speaker 1: They take it seriously. It's not fun. They made it
Speaker 1: an actual sport.
Speaker 2: Well see, that's my point. If you considered it as
Speaker 2: an art form, which I would, then it's fun, it's expressive,
Speaker 2: it's good. It's because it's bog amagam a sport. It's
Speaker 2: shit and enjoyable. Look at seriousness on that woman's face.
Speaker 2: That person's face exactly far too serious. See boo sports boo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so would you would you take up that sport?
Speaker 2: I would I take up the art for I'd enjoy,
Speaker 2: I'd enjoy. Yeah. I think it's just daftly fun. But
Speaker 2: I know people who do Morris dancing, and that's not
Speaker 2: too dissimilar skipping about with a rod and then backing
Speaker 2: people up against things. That's not what I went to say.
Speaker 2: That's that's I went whacking people around the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Maurice dancing has got a tradition because it's
Speaker 1: it's a folk law and it's a way of getting
Speaker 1: rid of spirits and things and all that sort of
Speaker 1: bringing spring and ship. Yes, this is people that are
Speaker 1: growing ass adults running around pretending to be riding horses. Yes,
Speaker 1: very different things.
Speaker 2: They're not really.
Speaker 1: It's like the people that play quidditch and think that
Speaker 1: they're flying on a broom, running around with the broom
Speaker 1: between your legs like that damage for you dies.
Speaker 2: Because there's official rules on how to play broomstick quidditch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's a bit bonkers, But sport in general doesn't
Speaker 2: make any sense. To me, I like athletics as sport.
Speaker 2: I like the physical form pouch okay, maybe college wrestling, Okay,
Speaker 2: that might be the one sport on into for obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: What are the others reasons?
Speaker 2: Tight singlets on very fit men grappling and struggling with.
Speaker 1: Each Okay, how long has it been missed?
Speaker 2: It's been forty five years.
Speaker 1: Eighty two years is the phrase. Maybe that's why you're single.
Speaker 1: The bad titan I think you're.
Speaker 2: Not quoting the same thing I'm quoting.
Speaker 1: You were quoting Titanic and got it wrong. And now
Speaker 1: you're trying to say it's because of your birthday, and
Speaker 1: you're trying to penter're a virgin, and there's no way
Speaker 1: or a virgin apart from on the impossible anyway. Moving on,
Speaker 1: do you like to go for a walk? No, we
Speaker 1: know that. How I'm asking that question.
Speaker 2: We've had that conversation before he damaged his knee in
Speaker 2: nineteen twenty something.
Speaker 1: You can't walk since falls off stages, pissed and says, also,
Speaker 1: there's a step there. I didn't know about why I laugh.
Speaker 1: It is true, it's true. Oh there was a step there.
Speaker 1: You've got up there. It's another slider.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's a new way of exercising. Okay, that is
Speaker 2: good for you. I don't mind ex I hate sport,
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: This is exercising and it's called having a fart walk.
Speaker 2: A fart walk, A fart walk? Is that what you're
Speaker 2: just trying to be discreete No, no, no.
Speaker 1: This is going for a walk to purposely decrease the
Speaker 1: amount of gas in your stomach squeezing out. Okay. So
Speaker 1: they've done tests, right, and what they've worked out is
Speaker 1: that that people that walk every day, especially after a meal,
Speaker 1: fart less. Okay, because what fart is it's trapped gas. Yes,
Speaker 1: that builds up and build up until it finally gets out.
Speaker 2: I understand the shoot.
Speaker 1: What they've done is they've inserted the tube into people's
Speaker 1: poop shoots, right, and had them stay still to see
Speaker 1: how long it takes for the gas to come out,
Speaker 1: and in the same people and saying that done the
Speaker 1: same thing, but on a walk and small amounts of
Speaker 1: gas just every time you walk, we'll just of not
Speaker 1: from you, okay, clapping seal, but a little bits of
Speaker 1: fart we'll escape. And so it means that you're not
Speaker 1: having a full it's just little bits and so you
Speaker 1: don't live a smell behinds much. So we're going for
Speaker 1: a walk called a fart walk.
Speaker 2: And these scientists that condoned these people into letting the
Speaker 2: stick tubes up there bub the whole bother of writing
Speaker 2: a paper to justify perversions.
Speaker 1: All I did was put on a white coat. They
Speaker 1: assumed I'm a scientist and I put this tube up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or is this for science? Let's say yes. Let's say yes.
Speaker 1: I think that's a brilliant idea. So if you have
Speaker 1: a big meal, you start to feel a bit gas
Speaker 1: in things Christmas Day sprouts, go for a walk.
Speaker 2: If I've had a big meal, I don't want to
Speaker 2: go for a walk, And that's the perfect time to
Speaker 2: have one because that's going to stop you building up
Speaker 2: the gas and making with the lethargy worse.
Speaker 1: Because your stomach feeling full causes you to feel tired.
Speaker 2: Well, that that is true. So by having that walk,
Speaker 2: it reduces the gas, so you would like to not
Speaker 2: have a sleep afterwards.
Speaker 1: I think that's important medical research. And that person has
Speaker 1: been grabbing their inner book cheeks for far too long.
Speaker 1: So if I missed you go on a little wak
Speaker 1: to vacate the bowels. Why not share it with us?
Speaker 1: And we are at the good TV on social media
Speaker 1: and that brings us nicely to our story of the week.
Speaker 1: You don't want to holiday much.
Speaker 2: To you, No, not very often, but too busy doing
Speaker 2: this show and making things right for.
Speaker 1: You, So get what you pay for. You never heard
Speaker 1: the awkward balloon.
Speaker 2: The awkward balloon.
Speaker 3: The awkward blue were.
Speaker 1: Just holdable and imaginary blue that say it's the awkward balloon.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed I heard that you've heard losing the game,
Speaker 1: so it of thought you'd heard about the awkward balloon.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen in China has been arrested for smuggling on a
Speaker 1: hundred snakes on a plane in his pants. Ooh, it
Speaker 1: was stopped because one was seen slipping out, uh huh
Speaker 1: of his of his trouser area. Shall we say, mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred snakes. That's a lot of snakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they'd be wiggling about. They were wiggling about, and there
Speaker 2: were some more constrictors. So if he needs a cock
Speaker 2: ring and others were very venomous. What the hell was
Speaker 2: he thinking?
Speaker 1: You were thinking?
Speaker 2: These snakes are very expensive. Let's get them over the border.
Speaker 2: I can sell them for a profit. He must have
Speaker 2: been very ginger when he sat down. It was a
Speaker 2: ginger ginger. Wasn't sitting down gingerly?
Speaker 1: Oh, it must be very gentle sitting down. Yeah, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to sit down, quick, bleach my head, ginger.
Speaker 2: And choose the oldie worldy English.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just for us, old world English. It's
Speaker 1: like the y in ye isn't a why, it's a thorn,
Speaker 1: it's a sound. So it's actually the old bookshop, not
Speaker 1: the oldie book shopping anyway.
Speaker 2: Snakes okay, snakes.
Speaker 1: On the plane, not the movie, just random gentlemen. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he was smugging a hundred life snakes and they started
Speaker 1: to slip out when he got to Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: So they catch him in the airport. Then at the
Speaker 2: other end, seeing what's going on there? Love, I'll put
Speaker 2: us exactly. They talked, all right, love, what starts sticking
Speaker 2: out your trousers?
Speaker 1: So so John Smith from Burnley working in Hong Kong airport?
Speaker 4: Right, why is that funny?
Speaker 1: H John's fifth He went to work, had a great career.
Speaker 4: The guy with the snakes and his pants?
Speaker 2: What happened to the snake in his pants?
Speaker 1: What happened to the go with snakes his pants? He
Speaker 1: was arrested for smoggling snakes in his pants across international borders.
Speaker 1: It's a league.
Speaker 2: How long did he go down for?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: I suppose that has gone with the guy in his
Speaker 2: prison cell. But I say, I don't think he went
Speaker 2: down with the snakes something it's of from the buzz
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 1: What's going on there? What's going on here? Oh?
Speaker 2: It breaks my brain, honestly breaks my brain.
Speaker 1: Stick around because come me up next. We have a
Speaker 1: game to play in our Game the week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, and yes you are watching Shearing the cuds.
Speaker 2: We're going to play a little game in our Game
Speaker 2: of the week and this one is for the man
Speaker 2: who wants. I don't think I should read that out.
Speaker 2: It's Mike.
Speaker 1: I have a little looks back the Ufoalay.
Speaker 2: Of the week. Right now, it's time for the Gobby
Speaker 2: Game Show with Mike. What songs have you got for
Speaker 2: us this time? Well? I guess that's what I need
Speaker 2: to figure out.
Speaker 5: I am ready.
Speaker 6: Oh hello, that was very softly done.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, gallery, I did get it. I was just
Speaker 2: waiting to see him exploded into the chorus. Yes ninety
Speaker 2: nine red balloons or loft balloons. If you want to
Speaker 2: go with the original German why why mm hmm bye?
Speaker 2: You want to know the artist? Uh Nina? I think yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and no more than I.
Speaker 3: Let on that one.
Speaker 2: Let's say spit it out. But come on, Oh.
Speaker 1: What a rep for the hour on the form and
Speaker 1: the flower. But happen for fi but.
Speaker 2: And roll repref our TikTok no not TikTok by no more.
Speaker 2: You can see where I was going with.
Speaker 3: That one, right per football.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that would be though, Okay, uh
Speaker 2: huh minute two minutes we hacken second mate minute hour hour.
Speaker 1: Five second minute hour by Jordy who is an l
Speaker 1: G B t Q I A plus artist finding on
Speaker 1: I dreans support them amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fun. Well what that gallery? Do you have
Speaker 2: a clue? Gallery? Guests? Please?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Don't have a Scooby Texas you are I didn't know
Speaker 2: Texas did a song called beyond the song about Hut
Speaker 2: the next please? Well, you're not helping.
Speaker 1: Another hard lot another lit a.
Speaker 3: Follow lo.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing very well this week. You can figure
Speaker 2: it out at home. I'm a little bit worried, Miley
Speaker 2: cyrul wrecking ball. God BlimE me. You don't have to
Speaker 2: murder these songs and leaven the bull GAG's got no
Speaker 2: excuse for.
Speaker 1: The lay song, very high, who live all the fellas?
Speaker 2: Ah sweet dreams? If I didn't get that, I should
Speaker 2: really just give in life now. There's no way I
Speaker 2: should not be able to get sweet dreams by your
Speaker 2: inmate Hallo la gallery any clue? No, they don't get
Speaker 2: it either. Hm hmm is it not a song? Are
Speaker 2: you just having a mental breakdown? Is everything okay?
Speaker 1: Well about half?
Speaker 2: Do we need to call someone?
Speaker 1: Hm?
Speaker 5: La la la la la lalla?
Speaker 2: Heading on a whole Ghostbusters? I didn't mean the Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2: I meet your therapist, another girl. They say I'm pretty
Speaker 2: fly for a white guy. Dinging ding dingo blood hang
Speaker 2: gang No not blood off them? Oh offspring, yes, oh.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 2: I feel shame. I feel utter utter shame. Please anybody
Speaker 2: who knew me the nineties, don't kick me in the
Speaker 2: balls for this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Kick him in the balls.
Speaker 2: Well, come on, I need to get past.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: Be a low all for that now.
Speaker 2: I think I had the song, but I can't remember
Speaker 2: who it was, but I want to think I better
Speaker 2: leave right now, bye Bavis.
Speaker 1: Well, yoll.
Speaker 2: Oh it will young. It wasn't my kind of music.
Speaker 2: Very nice, fellow though.
Speaker 5: Off for.
Speaker 2: Well, I I that is my kind of music. I
Speaker 2: just happened to have dementia.
Speaker 5: Hello hello, what what what the telephone Beyonce and Gaga?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, I got one right. I think that
Speaker 2: might be the Thats what I've probably got right this week.
Speaker 5: Fine, finally.
Speaker 2: Got all right? All right, comedy Gold couldjob you your
Speaker 2: TV presenter and lot a stand up?
Speaker 1: Well? Fat now.
Speaker 2: Fair? Another song please, Mike. You know it's great TV
Speaker 2: when you can just see the up at your bold
Speaker 2: bonce you just draw something on your head. We could
Speaker 2: do advertising, promote things on the show. Yeah, I could
Speaker 2: just see the brand logo for Personal just just marked
Speaker 2: out there, or maybe a Mars bar.
Speaker 1: Finished.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for a song.
Speaker 7: Only lave uh Judge, Michael, why did that lake it
Speaker 7: so wrong?
Speaker 2: Huh it's been a while, said George. And after wife
Speaker 2: with the offspring confused with the Bloodhound gang, I thought
Speaker 2: I better you know Mulletto before I made a cock
Speaker 2: of myself. I want that's all you can remember? Moliking
Speaker 2: tie by wings? Or is it just pull my car?
Speaker 3: I don't want?
Speaker 5: Uh huh oh.
Speaker 2: What sorry? You look like a goldfish giving a ted talk?
Speaker 2: What is the way you do? Look like a cold fish?
Speaker 2: When are you doing that? It's like a cold fish.
Speaker 1: Enough of that coming up next, it's not even graphical
Speaker 1: whatever coming up next. It's that science that is with me.
Speaker 1: He's supposed to This.
Speaker 2: Link to me is laughing, stick around, Welcome back to
Speaker 2: you in the cud. And now we've got something that's
Speaker 2: going to be a deep infusion in that science.
Speaker 1: That is that science that is so you got very
Speaker 1: excited when you saw the things in front of you
Speaker 1: and actually asked whether I was trying to fuck you.
Speaker 1: The answer that is no. But have you ever wondered
Speaker 1: how they get flavors into spirits?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, because there's two ways. You can do it through distillation,
Speaker 1: so you can ferment. So so if you make like
Speaker 1: grape grape wine, you can then distill it and it
Speaker 1: will have flavors from that, okay, okay. Or you can
Speaker 1: put things into the already distilled spirit and redistill it
Speaker 1: and it will will take up the flavors for that
Speaker 1: distillers license additionally distillers license as well officially. But what
Speaker 1: you can also do is infuse drinks with fruits and things.
Speaker 1: That's what we're going to do. We're going to make
Speaker 1: alcoholic tea.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we're steeping old fruit. Well it's not old fruit,
Speaker 2: it's quite young fruit. Because I've heard you enjoy your
Speaker 2: young fruit.
Speaker 1: So the first thing I need to do is because
Speaker 1: we're going to be putting things into the bottle, so
Speaker 1: we need to make space in the bottle. So we
Speaker 1: need to empty out the vodka.
Speaker 3: That's in here.
Speaker 2: You're saying I need to drink some boot.
Speaker 1: No, I'm asking you to pour it into the glass
Speaker 1: that if you pine, so pour it away into one
Speaker 1: of the glasses. Just open up and pour, pour away.
Speaker 2: The people are no fun.
Speaker 1: I'm lots of fun. You don't want to empty the
Speaker 1: whole bottle because you want the about that much. You
Speaker 1: want about half the half the main neck.
Speaker 2: Of the bottle left, Okay, okay, so we're.
Speaker 1: Just going to pop that to one side for a bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pop that there and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do is we're going to put in a selection
Speaker 1: of fruits and some chocolate as well, because we're going
Speaker 1: to get a chocolatety finish.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've been known to enjoy a chocolate finish.
Speaker 1: I've heard.
Speaker 2: So what I want you to do is just is
Speaker 2: just chop some of the fruit up as small as
Speaker 2: you can. I'm just going to pop it into the
Speaker 2: bottle all of the fruit or well, you can do
Speaker 2: any combination you like. Okay, all the fruits have given
Speaker 2: you so given you cherries and strawberries and blue bris
Speaker 2: and things.
Speaker 1: They all go well together, they do.
Speaker 2: But I think for me, cherry and chocolate is the
Speaker 2: best combo.
Speaker 1: It is a good comba.
Speaker 2: So because I quite like a black forest cato. How
Speaker 2: seventies of you I know who would have thought of me?
Speaker 2: Who likes something from the seventies?
Speaker 1: Considering you're wearing flares again, So you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about destoning the fruit either, So like the cherry
Speaker 1: is not stoning it, you can just pop that in
Speaker 1: as well. Oh okay, fruit afterwards if you want to,
Speaker 1: But you don't have to.
Speaker 2: How many or much of the how much substance matter
Speaker 2: do you want to be shoving.
Speaker 1: In you want, you want a fair amount. Okay, obviously
Speaker 1: the stronger flavors you want less of. So a cherries,
Speaker 1: I put a couple in, but the strawbers have put
Speaker 1: a light in.
Speaker 2: If you're putting line, Estu, strawberries aren't exactly the most
Speaker 2: known for being for being strong, mind you, lots of
Speaker 2: things flavored strawberry in the world. It seems to be
Speaker 2: like the first go to, let's have a fruity flavor
Speaker 2: after orange.
Speaker 1: Well, orange is used because it's it's very easy to
Speaker 1: get the flavor from because of the oil in the skin. Raspberry,
Speaker 1: did you know you know I get like that is
Speaker 1: kicking the blue raspberry flavor. Yes, and it's always bright blue.
Speaker 1: And one of why it's bright blue.
Speaker 2: That's because the variety of raspberry is actually a blue.
Speaker 2: It's called a blue variety. That's mighty interesting.
Speaker 1: It is a different thing. That's a game that we play.
Speaker 2: Mister you're confused, I'll pop pick it into the bottle,
Speaker 2: into the bottle, into the vodka, into the waiting vodka
Speaker 2: that's just sat there waiting quite happily for you to
Speaker 2: just I think I so I went to London Pride
Speaker 2: Fair fair few years ago, okay, and somebody had a
Speaker 2: vodka there. Yeah, I don't know how long, Maybe you
Speaker 2: can tell me. But it had one blade of grass
Speaker 2: in it and we drank that and it did taste
Speaker 2: of and it was absolutely refreshing, just a single blade
Speaker 2: of grass in vodka and it just it was this
Speaker 2: does taste like grass. Why I know what the flavor
Speaker 2: of grass is, but it was really refreshing. So that's.
Speaker 1: That's marketing, right, Because the vodka itself is made from
Speaker 1: distilling the like a wine made from grass kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So they distill that and that's what's got the flavor
Speaker 1: of grass, and it not that single blade. That single
Speaker 1: blade is just a blade of grass. Oh no, No,
Speaker 1: this was not a sold product.
Speaker 2: This wasn't it. This was something somebody did, handmade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's they've they' very bottled buffalo vodka for you,
Speaker 1: just to let them sound amazing. How disappointing people lie?
Speaker 2: So what's good? I choose to believe my fantasy rather
Speaker 2: than your made up reality you prefer to. I know
Speaker 2: it didn't make sense when I said this, anyway, done,
Speaker 2: I've done the cherry.
Speaker 1: Okay, just doing cherry.
Speaker 2: Then I was going to put chocolate in as well.
Speaker 1: By chocolate as well.
Speaker 2: Then you're just going straight after they'll just pop it
Speaker 2: straight and just pop it straight in. I need to
Speaker 2: be chopping up as well though. You need to do
Speaker 2: choppy chopp it needed need to do choppy chopping.
Speaker 1: Choppy chopping, because that's what gets into the bottley bottle thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm getting very stained fingers me too. It's all yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all very much.
Speaker 1: Reminds me very very much time I did what's it pins.
Speaker 2: With whom I enjoyed a bit of a pims last night?
Speaker 2: Did you I did enjoy a PIM last night?
Speaker 1: Yes, me and a few of my friends from Unich.
Speaker 2: We're sat in the.
Speaker 1: Park just the end of Jugger Pims as as flat
Speaker 1: because they lived opposite from the part I used to
Speaker 1: go in and come out.
Speaker 2: How upper class aspiring of a drunk were you when
Speaker 2: you were in Universe? Most people I do like getting
Speaker 2: cheap cider. You're going for a Pims in the park. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what you're doing it when it's sunny, Mad Dog
Speaker 2: twenty twenty by the swings empty.
Speaker 1: That's what you should Why are you calling it mad dog.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows it's MD twenty twenty. Then there was this
Speaker 1: time I was out in Brighton at the pavilion and
Speaker 1: I had a bottle of white lightning.
Speaker 2: Ooh, now you're getting more to my level.
Speaker 1: So I didn't drink it. I was cleaning things off
Speaker 1: with it. That foul stench of a thing in my body.
Speaker 2: After knowing what you put do put in your body,
Speaker 2: I don't think you can say I think I think
Speaker 2: can So have you chopped.
Speaker 1: Up your fruit? I'm propably horror or and now it's
Speaker 1: in the chocolate. Well, that chocolate a furniture shop, because
Speaker 1: that's where I buy my fruit from these days, furniture
Speaker 1: shops mainly balls and sausages.
Speaker 2: It all looks a little bit horrible at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Well did you did you chop and pop it in?
Speaker 1: Or did you master it up and then put it.
Speaker 2: I chopped and popped it in because.
Speaker 1: I chopped and popped it in and it looks fine.
Speaker 2: Those looks more like a fruit salad.
Speaker 1: So now what're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 1: lid it. Okay, why are screwtop so hard? And then
Speaker 1: I said screwtops, not tops. Then you're going to shake
Speaker 1: it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 2: While your musical references are very, very old, at.
Speaker 1: Least I know the difference between the Offspring and Nirvana
Speaker 1: or wherever. Yeah, yeah, you're shaking up the I think
Speaker 1: because it's infusing. Yeah, once you're infused, you just need
Speaker 1: to top it back up.
Speaker 2: Then sorry, pretty more vodking.
Speaker 1: You're putting some of the vodka in that you took
Speaker 1: out again.
Speaker 2: You like to do these experiments where I'm dealing with
Speaker 2: lots of fluids above electricals.
Speaker 1: Don't spill it?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: Can you never give me a funnel?
Speaker 1: Well, you keep asking for a funnel, but there's say
Speaker 1: no because I don't want to give you.
Speaker 2: You want me to die or.
Speaker 1: I have a problem. It's very hard in the studio,
Speaker 1: and everybody knows that vodka evaporates the temperatures.
Speaker 2: He's getting pissed ladies and gentlemen, and.
Speaker 1: He's evaporated out my glass.
Speaker 3: So I've not got to put it back in.
Speaker 2: Ping chin, did they drink it?
Speaker 1: Don't drink it. Drinking vodka sets so professional.
Speaker 2: So I've got a lovely drink. In several months time,
Speaker 2: we could drink it.
Speaker 1: Now we walk cage to very much vodka, which apparently
Speaker 1: is delicious.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I got to check that theory.
Speaker 1: What what's the game of this thing if you can't
Speaker 1: get any or any No, no, no, that's not how
Speaker 1: it goes anyway.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: Is it professionalism?
Speaker 1: Professionalism? Professional can't get any call any professionalism? Be a
Speaker 1: crafty science? That is that science? That is Yeah, I
Speaker 1: said again, it's.
Speaker 2: Quite disgraceful, really, lack of professionalism.
Speaker 1: I came on this show to show you science and things.
Speaker 2: You did come on the show to show me something,
Speaker 2: and I've showed you sciences and you sampled your own
Speaker 2: way as.
Speaker 1: Doing so vodka at the desk and it was delicious.
Speaker 2: And you're now in the States.
Speaker 1: I'm profeture for professionalism.
Speaker 2: Do you see what I have to put up with
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen and everybody else in between.
Speaker 1: Well, it's almost the end of the show. Remember to
Speaker 1: look for out the cud TV and social media's and
Speaker 1: if you want to catch up the YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, power going to professionalism.
Speaker 1: Part way a bit of parrot. Yes, sorry list, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching.
Speaker 2: Sorry List, I will see you again soon.
Speaker 1: I'll be sick