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<v Speaker 2>We've missed Kinsman and like Benue Room, I wonder I've

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<v Speaker 2>that's exactly how you should eat a clipper? M I

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<v Speaker 2>to During the Cards. What have you got this week? Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>You said that that's how you eat clip when you

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<v Speaker 1>Misbrings us the show Bus news.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you ready for the show Bus news?

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<v Speaker 1>Barely?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, buckle up because this is what you're going to get,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, some like my ex So, first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a lyric change. Oh so Sam Smith been

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<v Speaker 2>in the ether for quite a while, they have you.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's the tenth anniversary of The Lonely Hour, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're going to release a new edition of it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And whilst they're doing that, because Sam Smith has gone

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<v Speaker 2>through a bit of a change or an affirmation, shall

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<v Speaker 2>we say, rather than the changing, yes, because they now

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<v Speaker 2>present themselves as non binary openly. They've changed their pronouns

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how they present themselves. Some of the song

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<v Speaker 2>lyrics of the songs are a little bit gender specifically

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<v Speaker 2>are so they're going to make a few alterations, primarily

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<v Speaker 2>to the song the twenty fourteen hit stay with Me,

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<v Speaker 2>which was a big one to be fair, guess it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not good at one night's stand, but I still

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<v Speaker 2>need love because I'm just a man. It's now going

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<v Speaker 2>to be but I still need love, baby understand Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>It works, it tracks, it does all right, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's something they want to make a stand with

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<v Speaker 2>and it's important to them go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>What I love about that song in particular is the

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<v Speaker 1>choir in the background. It is all Sam Smith, all

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<v Speaker 1>of the songs that you hear sing and stay with

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<v Speaker 1>me our Sam Smith's voice pitch shifted.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that just what Annie Lennox used to do?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's just what Annie Lennox used to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that original.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say it was original. I said I love

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that it was done right. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>done so well that you couldn't tell it wasn't a choir.

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<v Speaker 1>And in the video they had.

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<v Speaker 2>A choir miming it as if it were singing it,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's actually Sam smith voice all the way through it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to move on to the next story. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's probably sensible to me. So do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>Big Brothers Brian Dowling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a fun fan.

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<v Speaker 1>They just irritated me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought they were quite fun. Yeah. They've got

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<v Speaker 2>a little baby on the way. On the way well delivered,

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<v Speaker 2>sign yield and packaged well to think the packaged. So

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<v Speaker 2>with their partner Arthur, they are now welcoming a little baby.

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<v Speaker 2>They're calling Blue Blue Head Ranger right the drag Queen

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<v Speaker 2>they may have lain after Blue eye change. Actually, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>Arthur's a bit fit. Arthur is a bit fit. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know much about them, but I believe they are

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<v Speaker 2>one of the dancers, or maybe one of the judges

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<v Speaker 2>from the Irish version of Dancing with the Stars. Strictly, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>basically Okay. I don't know why they call it something

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<v Speaker 2>different in other countries, but yes, strictly.

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<v Speaker 1>Because strictly come dancing in something different. It's only sperm

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<v Speaker 1>doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're already parents to one year old Blake, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's their sister Eifa, who has been a surrogate to

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<v Speaker 2>bring both of them into the world. It's a very

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<v Speaker 2>kind thing to do for a family member and it

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<v Speaker 2>gives them the joy of children. They look very, very

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<v Speaker 2>very happy there.

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<v Speaker 1>They do look very very happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Horribly sickening, isn't it, because they have not had to

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<v Speaker 2>push a small person out of their choff an say,

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<v Speaker 2>really productive area.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, choff will also work. It's easy to look composed

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<v Speaker 1>when you know you weren't the one in stirrups.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, probably looks a little bit tired there. They looked

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<v Speaker 2>tired for a long time. Well I'm happy for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, good for them. Not a massive Brian Downy

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<v Speaker 1>fan irritates me a little bit. Don't know why. Just

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<v Speaker 1>one of those people that just rubs you up.

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<v Speaker 2>The wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've never done that. I've met him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, congratulations to those two. Congratulations we sometimes we sometimes do.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice news. Finally, are you a fan of Little Mix?

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<v Speaker 1>Have they not been dismixed now?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they disbanded for I believe that the intention is

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<v Speaker 2>to get back together. But they have disbanded, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>been a while now and some of them are released singles,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. The next one up to do so is

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<v Speaker 2>Our Jade, Our Jade, Our Jade. Well, I say, r Jade, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the one, because she's quite quite the ally. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a very very big fan and very big supporter of

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<v Speaker 2>drag queens and queer culture. And in fact, she was

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<v Speaker 2>actually talking about this, she said five years into Little

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<v Speaker 2>Mix her gay audience groom, which it did, I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>big fan. You really listened to a lot of Little

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<v Speaker 2>Mix on the treadmill in the gym because it's really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, she thought, I can't keep her skipping the

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<v Speaker 2>queue to get into heaven and having a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be an ally, I better be an

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<v Speaker 2>actual ally. So she went to some charities like Stonewall, etc.

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<v Speaker 2>To learn what she could do better to actually support

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<v Speaker 2>people rather than just dining out on the pink pound and.

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<v Speaker 1>Dining out on the pink pound.

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<v Speaker 2>Dining out on the pink pound, there's no innuendo in

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<v Speaker 2>that phrase. You just see filth in everything, don't you

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<v Speaker 2>dining out on the pink pound. Funnily enough, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>the only one, she'd also said, So she's been recording

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<v Speaker 2>new songs and she's been working with Okay, and she

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<v Speaker 2>said the best thing about working with Tolow because she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, how far can I go? Where do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to do? What sound? What's the vibe? All that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff? Fill your boots, go as far as

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<v Speaker 2>you possibly can. And apparently it's been a really fun

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<v Speaker 2>experience because basically the song, one of the main songs

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<v Speaker 2>that have come up with it's all about anal sex. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>She's absolutely she apparently she loves songs when they are

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<v Speaker 2>say she loves it all the wrong. She loves the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong and Jade, no, she said, you can't blame her.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves when a song sounds innocent and sweet, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's really just filthy like that song, I touched myself

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<v Speaker 2>exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well what good net girl?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you were telling me about that wet wet

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<v Speaker 2>wet earlier. Yeah. Anyway, behave and.

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<v Speaker 1>So word quite innocently. We're told to be.

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<v Speaker 2>There is nothing innocent about you. Anyway, back to songs

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<v Speaker 2>about anal sex, like a decent grown up the story

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<v Speaker 2>telling the news. Back to anal sex. Apparently that song

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<v Speaker 2>might not see because not every one's a hit, and

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<v Speaker 2>what the studio will let you put on the album,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera, that one might not see the light of day.

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<v Speaker 2>But apparently there is an oral sex banger definitely coming act.

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<v Speaker 2>An oral sex bang, an oral sex banger, that's literally

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<v Speaker 2>how they describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think she's really figured out how to be

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<v Speaker 2>an ally to the gay community.

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<v Speaker 1>By saying oral sex banger, by.

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<v Speaker 2>Giving us music that are considered oral sex bangers. An

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<v Speaker 2>oral sex banger, an oral sex brought to you by Jade.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the showbiz for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>So she talked about anal and oral any other other

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<v Speaker 1>intercourses we're talking about. This is a song about filtering.

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<v Speaker 2>She might like a little bit footage frotage.

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<v Speaker 1>I see when I first heard about frottage, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a new type of yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was sex with cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see that too. But people going, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>love fratagem like when.

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<v Speaker 2>It's where you used dairy leaf for loube what when

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<v Speaker 2>you use dairy leaf for lube?

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<v Speaker 1>Got that through cottage cheese?

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<v Speaker 2>I can kind of get Oh, no, that's what happens

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<v Speaker 2>after I can kind of that's what happens really, dairy lee.

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<v Speaker 1>Sharp pointy bit of foil on the end of your knob.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't you take the foil off. You have to suck.

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<v Speaker 2>That throws your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Your feeling's going ten to the du.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could cope with this kind of talk, stick

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<v Speaker 2>around after the break, it's Mike with a buzz. You're

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<v Speaker 2>watching Chewing the Card with Mister and Mike. And now

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<v Speaker 2>we go into the deeper parts of the internet as

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<v Speaker 2>it's Mike and the Buzz. The sports hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the water variety, mm not fun. It's acid golden shells. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this actual sport, Okay, A new sport has swept the

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<v Speaker 1>world by storm, which involves no horses whatsoever. Hobby horsing, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate sport, so you can't have an input.

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<v Speaker 2>I would argue that hobby horsing is an art.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been recognized as a sport.

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<v Speaker 2>They are so, yes, it is a it's dominating TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>as people hobby horse around AsSalt courses and things.

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<v Speaker 1>They take it so seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Well properly, like hobby horse dressage.

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<v Speaker 1>That she's she's leaping over. Yeah, she's leaping, not dressing

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<v Speaker 1>out broom mangle between the legs, jumping off barriers.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I used to be a horse rider when I

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<v Speaker 2>was a child. That's right, quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many things I could say, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to.

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<v Speaker 2>At high high leave the boots for most of my childhood,

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<v Speaker 2>very tight trousers.

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<v Speaker 1>H okay. So yeah, and did the priest like them?

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<v Speaker 2>I can imagine that being very, very fun.

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<v Speaker 1>They take it seriously. It's not fun. They made it

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<v Speaker 1>an actual sport.

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<v Speaker 2>Well see, that's my point. If you considered it as

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<v Speaker 2>an art form, which I would, then it's fun, it's expressive,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good. It's because it's bog amagam a sport. It's

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<v Speaker 2>shit and enjoyable. Look at seriousness on that woman's face.

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<v Speaker 2>That person's face exactly far too serious. See boo sports boo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so would you would you take up that sport?

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<v Speaker 2>I would I take up the art for I'd enjoy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd enjoy. Yeah. I think it's just daftly fun. But

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<v Speaker 2>I know people who do Morris dancing, and that's not

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<v Speaker 2>too dissimilar skipping about with a rod and then backing

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<v Speaker 2>people up against things. That's not what I went to say.

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<v Speaker 1>growing ass adults running around pretending to be riding horses. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>They're not really.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the people that play quidditch and think that

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's official rules on how to play broomstick quidditch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a bit bonkers, But sport in general doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>that might be the one sport on into for obvious reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the others reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>do you like to go for a walk? No, we

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<v Speaker 1>know that. How I'm asking that question.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had that conversation before he damaged his knee in

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<v Speaker 1>You can't walk since falls off stages, pissed and says, also,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a step there. I didn't know about why I laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>It is true, it's true. Oh there was a step there.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got up there. It's another slider.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, there's a new way of exercising. Okay, that is

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This is exercising and it's called having a fart walk.

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<v Speaker 2>A fart walk, A fart walk? Is that what you're

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<v Speaker 1>This is going for a walk to purposely decrease the

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<v Speaker 1>amount of gas in your stomach squeezing out. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>fart less. Okay, because what fart is it's trapped gas. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that builds up and build up until it finally gets out.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand the shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>What they've done is they've inserted the tube into people's

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<v Speaker 1>poop shoots, right, and had them stay still to see

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<v Speaker 1>and in the same people and saying that done the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing, but on a walk and small amounts of

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<v Speaker 1>gas just every time you walk, we'll just of not

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<v Speaker 1>a walk called a fart walk.

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<v Speaker 2>And these scientists that condoned these people into letting the

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<v Speaker 1>All I did was put on a white coat. They

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<v Speaker 1>assumed I'm a scientist and I put this tube up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or is this for science? Let's say yes. Let's say yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a brilliant idea. So if you have

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<v Speaker 1>in things Christmas Day sprouts, go for a walk.

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<v Speaker 2>If I've had a big meal, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>go for a walk, And that's the perfect time to

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<v Speaker 2>have one because that's going to stop you building up

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<v Speaker 2>the gas and making with the lethargy worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Because your stomach feeling full causes you to feel tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that that is true. So by having that walk,

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<v Speaker 2>it reduces the gas, so you would like to not

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's important medical research. And that person has

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<v Speaker 1>been grabbing their inner book cheeks for far too long.

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<v Speaker 1>So if I missed you go on a little wak

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<v Speaker 1>to vacate the bowels. Why not share it with us?

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<v Speaker 1>And we are at the good TV on social media

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<v Speaker 1>and that brings us nicely to our story of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to holiday much.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, No, not very often, but too busy doing

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<v Speaker 2>this show and making things right for.

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<v Speaker 1>You, So get what you pay for. You never heard

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<v Speaker 1>the awkward balloon.

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<v Speaker 2>The awkward balloon.

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<v Speaker 3>The awkward blue were.

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<v Speaker 1>Just holdable and imaginary blue that say it's the awkward balloon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed I heard that you've heard losing the game,

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<v Speaker 1>so it of thought you'd heard about the awkward balloon.

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen in China has been arrested for smuggling on a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred snakes on a plane in his pants. Ooh, it

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<v Speaker 1>was stopped because one was seen slipping out, uh huh

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<v Speaker 1>of his of his trouser area. Shall we say, mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred snakes. That's a lot of snakes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be wiggling about. They were wiggling about, and there

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<v Speaker 2>were some more constrictors. So if he needs a cock

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<v Speaker 2>ring and others were very venomous. What the hell was

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<v Speaker 2>he thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>You were thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>These snakes are very expensive. Let's get them over the border.

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<v Speaker 2>I can sell them for a profit. He must have

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<v Speaker 2>been very ginger when he sat down. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>ginger ginger. Wasn't sitting down gingerly?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it must be very gentle sitting down. Yeah, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to sit down, quick, bleach my head, ginger.

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<v Speaker 2>And choose the oldie worldy English.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's just for us, old world English. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the y in ye isn't a why, it's a thorn,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a sound. So it's actually the old bookshop, not

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<v Speaker 1>the oldie book shopping anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Snakes okay, snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>On the plane, not the movie, just random gentlemen. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was smugging a hundred life snakes and they started

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<v Speaker 1>to slip out when he got to Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 2>So they catch him in the airport. Then at the

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<v Speaker 2>other end, seeing what's going on there? Love, I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>us exactly. They talked, all right, love, what starts sticking

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<v Speaker 2>out your trousers?

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<v Speaker 1>So so John Smith from Burnley working in Hong Kong airport?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, why is that funny?

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<v Speaker 1>H John's fifth He went to work, had a great career.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy with the snakes and his pants?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to the snake in his pants?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to the go with snakes his pants? He

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested for smoggling snakes in his pants across international borders.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a league.

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<v Speaker 2>How long did he go down for?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose that has gone with the guy in his

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<v Speaker 2>prison cell. But I say, I don't think he went

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<v Speaker 2>down with the snakes something it's of from the buzz

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<v Speaker 2>this week?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on there? What's going on here? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>It breaks my brain, honestly breaks my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Stick around because come me up next. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>game to play in our Game the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back, and yes you are watching Shearing the cuds.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to play a little game in our Game

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<v Speaker 2>of the week and this one is for the man

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<v Speaker 2>who wants. I don't think I should read that out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a little looks back the Ufoalay.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the week. Right now, it's time for the Gobby

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<v Speaker 2>Game Show with Mike. What songs have you got for

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<v Speaker 2>us this time? Well? I guess that's what I need

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out.

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<v Speaker 5>I am ready.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh hello, that was very softly done.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, gallery, I did get it. I was just

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<v Speaker 2>waiting to see him exploded into the chorus. Yes ninety

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<v Speaker 2>nine red balloons or loft balloons. If you want to

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<v Speaker 2>go with the original German why why mm hmm bye?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know the artist? Uh Nina? I think yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and no more than I.

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<v Speaker 3>Let on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say spit it out. But come on, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>What a rep for the hour on the form and

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<v Speaker 1>the flower. But happen for fi but.

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<v Speaker 2>And roll repref our TikTok no not TikTok by no more.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see where I was going with.

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<v Speaker 3>That one, right per football.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that would be though, Okay, uh

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<v Speaker 2>huh minute two minutes we hacken second mate minute hour hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Five second minute hour by Jordy who is an l

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<v Speaker 1>G B t Q I A plus artist finding on

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<v Speaker 1>I dreans support them amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fun. Well what that gallery? Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>a clue? Gallery? Guests? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have a Scooby Texas you are I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>Texas did a song called beyond the song about Hut

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<v Speaker 2>the next please? Well, you're not helping.

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<v Speaker 1>Another hard lot another lit a.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow lo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing very well this week. You can figure

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<v Speaker 2>it out at home. I'm a little bit worried, Miley

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<v Speaker 2>cyrul wrecking ball. God BlimE me. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>murder these songs and leaven the bull GAG's got no

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<v Speaker 2>excuse for.

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<v Speaker 1>The lay song, very high, who live all the fellas?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah sweet dreams? If I didn't get that, I should

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<v Speaker 2>really just give in life now. There's no way I

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<v Speaker 2>should not be able to get sweet dreams by your

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<v Speaker 2>inmate Hallo la gallery any clue? No, they don't get

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<v Speaker 2>it either. Hm hmm is it not a song? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you just having a mental breakdown? Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well about half?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we need to call someone?

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<v Speaker 1>Hm?

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<v Speaker 5>La la la la la lalla?

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<v Speaker 2>Heading on a whole Ghostbusters? I didn't mean the Ghostbusters.

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<v Speaker 2>I meet your therapist, another girl. They say I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 2>fly for a white guy. Dinging ding dingo blood hang

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<v Speaker 2>gang No not blood off them? Oh offspring, yes, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel shame. I feel utter utter shame. Please anybody

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<v Speaker 2>who knew me the nineties, don't kick me in the

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<v Speaker 2>balls for this. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Kick him in the balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, come on, I need to get past.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Be a low all for that now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I had the song, but I can't remember

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<v Speaker 2>who it was, but I want to think I better

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<v Speaker 2>leave right now, bye Bavis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yoll.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it will young. It wasn't my kind of music.

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<v Speaker 2>Very nice, fellow though.

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<v Speaker 5>Off for.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I I that is my kind of music. I

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<v Speaker 2>just happened to have dementia.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello hello, what what what the telephone Beyonce and Gaga?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, yeah, I got one right. I think that

430
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<v Speaker 2>might be the Thats what I've probably got right this week.

431
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<v Speaker 5>Fine, finally.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Got all right? All right, comedy Gold couldjob you your

433
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<v Speaker 2>TV presenter and lot a stand up?

434
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<v Speaker 1>Well? Fat now.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Fair? Another song please, Mike. You know it's great TV

436
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:00.759
<v Speaker 2>when you can just see the up at your bold

437
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:05.799
<v Speaker 2>bonce you just draw something on your head. We could

438
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<v Speaker 2>do advertising, promote things on the show. Yeah, I could

439
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<v Speaker 2>just see the brand logo for Personal just just marked

440
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<v Speaker 2>out there, or maybe a Mars bar.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Finished.

442
00:30:24.160 --> 00:30:25.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm waiting for a song.

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<v Speaker 7>Only lave uh Judge, Michael, why did that lake it

444
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<v Speaker 7>so wrong?

445
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<v Speaker 2>Huh it's been a while, said George. And after wife

446
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<v Speaker 2>with the offspring confused with the Bloodhound gang, I thought

447
00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I better you know Mulletto before I made a cock

448
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:08.480
<v Speaker 2>of myself. I want that's all you can remember? Moliking

449
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:12.359
<v Speaker 2>tie by wings? Or is it just pull my car?

450
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<v Speaker 3>I don't want?

451
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.279
<v Speaker 5>Uh huh oh.

452
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<v Speaker 2>What sorry? You look like a goldfish giving a ted talk?

453
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<v Speaker 2>What is the way you do? Look like a cold fish?

454
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>When are you doing that? It's like a cold fish.

455
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<v Speaker 1>Enough of that coming up next, it's not even graphical

456
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:18.119
<v Speaker 1>whatever coming up next. It's that science that is with me.

457
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<v Speaker 1>He's supposed to This.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Link to me is laughing, stick around, Welcome back to

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<v Speaker 2>you in the cud. And now we've got something that's

460
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<v Speaker 2>going to be a deep infusion in that science.

461
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<v Speaker 1>That is that science that is so you got very

462
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>excited when you saw the things in front of you

463
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:53.000
<v Speaker 1>and actually asked whether I was trying to fuck you.

464
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<v Speaker 1>The answer that is no. But have you ever wondered

465
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<v Speaker 1>how they get flavors into spirits?

466
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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

467
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because there's two ways. You can do it through distillation,

468
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>so you can ferment. So so if you make like

469
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<v Speaker 1>grape grape wine, you can then distill it and it

470
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 1>will have flavors from that, okay, okay. Or you can

471
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<v Speaker 1>put things into the already distilled spirit and redistill it

472
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:24.519
<v Speaker 1>and it will will take up the flavors for that

473
00:33:24.839 --> 00:33:28.519
<v Speaker 1>distillers license additionally distillers license as well officially. But what

474
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<v Speaker 1>you can also do is infuse drinks with fruits and things.

475
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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're going to do. We're going to make

476
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<v Speaker 1>alcoholic tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, we're steeping old fruit. Well it's not old fruit,

478
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:44.000
<v Speaker 2>it's quite young fruit. Because I've heard you enjoy your

479
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:44.599
<v Speaker 2>young fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first thing I need to do is because

481
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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be putting things into the bottle, so

482
00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:50.640
<v Speaker 1>we need to make space in the bottle. So we

483
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<v Speaker 1>need to empty out the vodka.

484
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<v Speaker 3>That's in here.

485
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:54.640
<v Speaker 2>You're saying I need to drink some boot.

486
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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm asking you to pour it into the glass

487
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<v Speaker 1>that if you pine, so pour it away into one

488
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<v Speaker 1>of the glasses. Just open up and pour, pour away.

489
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<v Speaker 2>The people are no fun.

490
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm lots of fun. You don't want to empty the

491
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.960
<v Speaker 1>whole bottle because you want the about that much. You

492
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<v Speaker 1>want about half the half the main neck.

493
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<v Speaker 2>Of the bottle left, Okay, okay, so we're.

494
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<v Speaker 1>Just going to pop that to one side for a bit. Okay,

495
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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to pop that there and I'm not going

496
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:23.639
<v Speaker 1>to do is we're going to put in a selection

497
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<v Speaker 1>of fruits and some chocolate as well, because we're going

498
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<v Speaker 1>to get a chocolatety finish.

499
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've been known to enjoy a chocolate finish.

500
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:32.519
<v Speaker 1>I've heard.

501
00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:39.039
<v Speaker 2>So what I want you to do is just is

502
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<v Speaker 2>just chop some of the fruit up as small as

503
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<v Speaker 2>you can. I'm just going to pop it into the

504
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:46.360
<v Speaker 2>bottle all of the fruit or well, you can do

505
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 2>any combination you like. Okay, all the fruits have given

506
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.519
<v Speaker 2>you so given you cherries and strawberries and blue bris

507
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<v Speaker 2>and things.

508
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:55.840
<v Speaker 1>They all go well together, they do.

509
00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:59.800
<v Speaker 2>But I think for me, cherry and chocolate is the

510
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<v Speaker 2>best combo.

511
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:01.960
<v Speaker 1>It is a good comba.

512
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<v Speaker 2>So because I quite like a black forest cato. How

513
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:10.880
<v Speaker 2>seventies of you I know who would have thought of me?

514
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Who likes something from the seventies?

515
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<v Speaker 1>Considering you're wearing flares again, So you don't have to

516
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:18.840
<v Speaker 1>worry about destoning the fruit either, So like the cherry

517
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:20.039
<v Speaker 1>is not stoning it, you can just pop that in

518
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>as well. Oh okay, fruit afterwards if you want to,

519
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:25.639
<v Speaker 1>But you don't have to.

520
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:29.440
<v Speaker 2>How many or much of the how much substance matter

521
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<v Speaker 2>do you want to be shoving.

522
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<v Speaker 1>In you want, you want a fair amount. Okay, obviously

523
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>the stronger flavors you want less of. So a cherries,

524
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<v Speaker 1>I put a couple in, but the strawbers have put

525
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<v Speaker 1>a light in.

526
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<v Speaker 2>If you're putting line, Estu, strawberries aren't exactly the most

527
00:35:41.719 --> 00:35:45.199
<v Speaker 2>known for being for being strong, mind you, lots of

528
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:48.159
<v Speaker 2>things flavored strawberry in the world. It seems to be

529
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<v Speaker 2>like the first go to, let's have a fruity flavor

530
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<v Speaker 2>after orange.

531
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, orange is used because it's it's very easy to

532
00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:59.760
<v Speaker 1>get the flavor from because of the oil in the skin. Raspberry,

533
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:03.280
<v Speaker 1>did you know you know I get like that is

534
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:09.320
<v Speaker 1>kicking the blue raspberry flavor. Yes, and it's always bright blue.

535
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:10.679
<v Speaker 1>And one of why it's bright blue.

536
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<v Speaker 2>That's because the variety of raspberry is actually a blue.

537
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:17.440
<v Speaker 2>It's called a blue variety. That's mighty interesting.

538
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:21.480
<v Speaker 1>It is a different thing. That's a game that we play.

539
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Mister you're confused, I'll pop pick it into the bottle,

540
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>into the bottle, into the vodka, into the waiting vodka

541
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.880
<v Speaker 2>that's just sat there waiting quite happily for you to

542
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:38.320
<v Speaker 2>just I think I so I went to London Pride

543
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:43.599
<v Speaker 2>Fair fair few years ago, okay, and somebody had a

544
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.639
<v Speaker 2>vodka there. Yeah, I don't know how long, Maybe you

545
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.079
<v Speaker 2>can tell me. But it had one blade of grass

546
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:53.960
<v Speaker 2>in it and we drank that and it did taste

547
00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>of and it was absolutely refreshing, just a single blade

548
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.159
<v Speaker 2>of grass in vodka and it just it was this

549
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.719
<v Speaker 2>does taste like grass. Why I know what the flavor

550
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:06.440
<v Speaker 2>of grass is, but it was really refreshing. So that's.

551
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.559
<v Speaker 1>That's marketing, right, Because the vodka itself is made from

552
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:16.840
<v Speaker 1>distilling the like a wine made from grass kind of thing.

553
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:21.039
<v Speaker 1>So they distill that and that's what's got the flavor

554
00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>of grass, and it not that single blade. That single

555
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:24.360
<v Speaker 1>blade is just a blade of grass. Oh no, No,

556
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:25.960
<v Speaker 1>this was not a sold product.

557
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:28.360
<v Speaker 2>This wasn't it. This was something somebody did, handmade.

558
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:33.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's they've they' very bottled buffalo vodka for you,

559
00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:39.599
<v Speaker 1>just to let them sound amazing. How disappointing people lie?

560
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:45.119
<v Speaker 2>So what's good? I choose to believe my fantasy rather

561
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:51.320
<v Speaker 2>than your made up reality you prefer to. I know

562
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:54.559
<v Speaker 2>it didn't make sense when I said this, anyway, done,

563
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>I've done the cherry.

564
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:57.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, just doing cherry.

565
00:37:57.199 --> 00:37:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Then I was going to put chocolate in as well.

566
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:00.360
<v Speaker 1>By chocolate as well.

567
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Then you're just going straight after they'll just pop it

568
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:04.880
<v Speaker 2>straight and just pop it straight in. I need to

569
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:06.800
<v Speaker 2>be chopping up as well though. You need to do

570
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:09.039
<v Speaker 2>choppy chopp it needed need to do choppy chopping.

571
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Choppy chopping, because that's what gets into the bottley bottle thing.

572
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:20.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm getting very stained fingers me too. It's all yeah,

573
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:21.840
<v Speaker 2>it's all very much.

574
00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Reminds me very very much time I did what's it pins.

575
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:30.559
<v Speaker 2>With whom I enjoyed a bit of a pims last night?

576
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Did you I did enjoy a PIM last night?

577
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, me and a few of my friends from Unich.

578
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:36.719
<v Speaker 2>We're sat in the.

579
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Park just the end of Jugger Pims as as flat

580
00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:43.519
<v Speaker 1>because they lived opposite from the part I used to

581
00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:44.719
<v Speaker 1>go in and come out.

582
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:47.800
<v Speaker 2>How upper class aspiring of a drunk were you when

583
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.639
<v Speaker 2>you were in Universe? Most people I do like getting

584
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:54.159
<v Speaker 2>cheap cider. You're going for a Pims in the park. Yeah,

585
00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:57.119
<v Speaker 2>that's what you're doing it when it's sunny, Mad Dog

586
00:38:57.239 --> 00:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty by the swings empty.

587
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.360
<v Speaker 1>That's what you should Why are you calling it mad dog.

588
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows it's MD twenty twenty. Then there was this

589
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:09.159
<v Speaker 1>time I was out in Brighton at the pavilion and

590
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I had a bottle of white lightning.

591
00:39:11.920 --> 00:39:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Ooh, now you're getting more to my level.

592
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:17.960
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't drink it. I was cleaning things off

593
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:22.840
<v Speaker 1>with it. That foul stench of a thing in my body.

594
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:26.199
<v Speaker 2>After knowing what you put do put in your body,

595
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you can say I think I think

596
00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>can So have you chopped.

597
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Up your fruit? I'm propably horror or and now it's

598
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>in the chocolate. Well, that chocolate a furniture shop, because

599
00:39:40.519 --> 00:39:42.800
<v Speaker 1>that's where I buy my fruit from these days, furniture

600
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:45.519
<v Speaker 1>shops mainly balls and sausages.

601
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:48.599
<v Speaker 2>It all looks a little bit horrible at the bottom.

602
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:50.519
<v Speaker 1>Well did you did you chop and pop it in?

603
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Or did you master it up and then put it.

604
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.119
<v Speaker 2>I chopped and popped it in because.

605
00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:55.719
<v Speaker 1>I chopped and popped it in and it looks fine.

606
00:39:58.639 --> 00:39:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Those looks more like a fruit salad.

607
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>So now what're going to do is we're going to

608
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:09.719
<v Speaker 1>lid it. Okay, why are screwtop so hard? And then

609
00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:15.599
<v Speaker 1>I said screwtops, not tops. Then you're going to shake

610
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:17.519
<v Speaker 1>it like a polaroid picture.

611
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:22.039
<v Speaker 2>While your musical references are very, very old, at.

612
00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:26.079
<v Speaker 1>Least I know the difference between the Offspring and Nirvana

613
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:35.719
<v Speaker 1>or wherever. Yeah, yeah, you're shaking up the I think

614
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:40.920
<v Speaker 1>because it's infusing. Yeah, once you're infused, you just need

615
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:41.760
<v Speaker 1>to top it back up.

616
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:44.559
<v Speaker 2>Then sorry, pretty more vodking.

617
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:46.440
<v Speaker 1>You're putting some of the vodka in that you took

618
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:47.760
<v Speaker 1>out again.

619
00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:50.920
<v Speaker 2>You like to do these experiments where I'm dealing with

620
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 2>lots of fluids above electricals.

621
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't spill it?

622
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:54.559
<v Speaker 5>Then?

623
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:57.159
<v Speaker 2>Can you never give me a funnel?

624
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:00.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, you keep asking for a funnel, but there's say

625
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:01.559
<v Speaker 1>no because I don't want to give you.

626
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:04.000
<v Speaker 2>You want me to die or.

627
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I have a problem. It's very hard in the studio,

628
00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>and everybody knows that vodka evaporates the temperatures.

629
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.800
<v Speaker 2>He's getting pissed ladies and gentlemen, and.

630
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:21.039
<v Speaker 1>He's evaporated out my glass.

631
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:22.639
<v Speaker 3>So I've not got to put it back in.

632
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Ping chin, did they drink it?

633
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:33.679
<v Speaker 1>Don't drink it. Drinking vodka sets so professional.

634
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>So I've got a lovely drink. In several months time,

635
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:40.159
<v Speaker 2>we could drink it.

636
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Now we walk cage to very much vodka, which apparently

637
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:45.840
<v Speaker 1>is delicious.

638
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I got to check that theory.

639
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:56.639
<v Speaker 1>What what's the game of this thing if you can't

640
00:41:56.800 --> 00:42:02.119
<v Speaker 1>get any or any No, no, no, that's not how

641
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:02.920
<v Speaker 1>it goes anyway.

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<v Speaker 6>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>One?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it professionalism?

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<v Speaker 1>Professionalism? Professional can't get any call any professionalism? Be a

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<v Speaker 1>crafty science? That is that science? That is Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>said again, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite disgraceful, really, lack of professionalism.

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<v Speaker 1>I came on this show to show you science and things.

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<v Speaker 2>You did come on the show to show me something,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've showed you sciences and you sampled your own

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<v Speaker 2>way as.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing so vodka at the desk and it was delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're now in the States.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm profeture for professionalism.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see what I have to put up with

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen and everybody else in between.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's almost the end of the show. Remember to

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<v Speaker 1>look for out the cud TV and social media's and

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to catch up the YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, power going to professionalism.

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<v Speaker 1>Part way a bit of parrot. Yes, sorry list, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry List, I will see you again soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be sick