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<v Speaker 1>Sordage. You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This hour brought to you by jrr's Rock

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<v Speaker 1>the Bank cash giveaways. They just started back up yesterday. Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>And we encourage you to do this. It's completely random.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone has picked each time twenty thousand dollars. Why not you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not you? I'm with you on that. Think what

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<v Speaker 1>you can do with a thousand bucks right now? Who

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<v Speaker 1>just fell out of the skies it into your bank account.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time that we ran one of these cash contests,

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of JR listeners that won.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do it again. Are you familiar with the

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<v Speaker 1>European Academy of Neurology.

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<v Speaker 2>No, can't say, by some study in the head and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like the psyche.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I'm not familiar with this particular organization either,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds very official, probably because in the US.

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<v Speaker 1>They dropped some heavy information yesterday which, if accurate, if accurate,

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<v Speaker 1>affects every man, woman, and child on planet Earth. What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? They claim that over a twenty year research

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<v Speaker 1>study they have just published the results of their finding

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<v Speaker 1>is that if you experience frequent nightmares, you will triple

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<v Speaker 1>your risk of early death and accelerate the aging aging process.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd imagine because you're having nightmares, then it's gonna mess

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<v Speaker 2>with your heart in the form of possible heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>And thus the anxiety produced also can accelerate the aging.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's kind of what they're saying here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even part of the neurologis whatever a group

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<v Speaker 2>and European Academy of Neology talker.

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<v Speaker 1>These are very very highly educated folks, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I just told you the exact same thing they did

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<v Speaker 2>without a big title like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's just some still cause disc jockeys even know technically

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't spun a disc.

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<v Speaker 2>You.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I own a disc. I'm sure somebody

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<v Speaker 1>waking up right now that woke up to a nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>early this morning schooling. Would you shut up? Yes, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>stop with this. I haven't even had my coffee yet Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're already killing me. I've made gotten in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Car for the treacher is forty five minute ride the

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<v Speaker 2>hell ride to work.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's lynch. I am just sharing the findings of

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<v Speaker 1>the European Academy of Neurology here. I don't share it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the vessel. I am not. I can't even remember

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<v Speaker 1>the last time I had a nightmare, a real nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to, to be honest. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>what your last nightmare involved? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it always does. We talked about this about two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago. It always involved working at a restaurant and

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<v Speaker 2>being in the weeds.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not really a nightmare. A night yet it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't a nightmare? More something where like you're you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you've just been chucked off a cliff or something.

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<v Speaker 1>You wake up just before you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't are usually I just put those

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<v Speaker 2>out of my head. I move, honestly, Thank god, I

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<v Speaker 2>was sleeping, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you again, I'd be hard pressed to even

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<v Speaker 1>remember the last time I had I have weird dreams, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think most of us have that, but hardcore nightmares

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<v Speaker 1>not really? All right, I think we got him ready

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<v Speaker 1>for his entrance music. Fload of man, fload to man's

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<v Speaker 1>floating up. Man got to be a floating man. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got to be a flooding event, all right. Davenport rep

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<v Speaker 1>is that Davenport. I do not know if this guy's

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<v Speaker 1>a balloonist or not. Taco Okay, forty four year old

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<v Speaker 1>man in Davenport arrested for breaking into a vacant house because.

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<v Speaker 2>I know over the weekend we had a balloonist go

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<v Speaker 2>down with eight people in there that died.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that was that local? No. I was pointing it

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<v Speaker 1>out to you yesterday. I was going to say that

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<v Speaker 1>was local. I don't know how, where where did that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just happened to see a balloonist on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>A second, the actual balloonist was on fire. Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>eight people on the balloon were on fire. Do they

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<v Speaker 1>have you being a balloonist?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have fire extinguishers on there. Well, do you

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<v Speaker 2>have parachutes pants? But that was a miamc Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>labor to you.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason balloons even come up is because you

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot of them launched from the Davenport area.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're new to the area. That's that's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that that in vacation all.

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<v Speaker 2>Homes, yeah, definitely, and which some of them are party

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<v Speaker 2>homes for like high schoolers in college.

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<v Speaker 1>People got the heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Up there, oh I could rent this massive mansion not mansion,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, like nice five bedroom whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're a rager and ruin it, which is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of where the whole vacation and vacant home thing comes

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<v Speaker 1>in and the Davenport tie in with Florida Man. So,

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<v Speaker 1>the forty four year old dude broke into one of

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<v Speaker 1>these vacant houses and had apparently been hanging out there

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<v Speaker 1>for a few days. Some neighbors noticed the activity. They

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<v Speaker 1>knew the homeowners and reached say, hey, you get someone

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<v Speaker 1>in the house right now. They're like, no, nobody should

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<v Speaker 1>be there, so like, could you call the kids? So

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<v Speaker 1>the cops went over and they found the dude in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and sure enough, he was making some food and drawing

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<v Speaker 1>a bath for himself, and the cops were like, is

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<v Speaker 1>this your He's like, no, no, I've been here for

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<v Speaker 1>a few days. I got in a big fight with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, and I don't want to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I want to sit here and eat and have

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<v Speaker 2>a nice bath. Officer, could you give me some.

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<v Speaker 1>Time hiding out from his wife who we had an

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<v Speaker 1>argument with. Does this man come on, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Not up, sir? Did you ever think about it? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, renting a hotel. Now, I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>free load in these people's house. Yeah, that's why I

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<v Speaker 2>knew about the balloons because I used to jive out

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<v Speaker 2>to Davenport to sling some vacation club rentals, which part

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<v Speaker 2>of my portfolio rent was those big homes out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been renting them to high school kids

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. You miss missed out on that that phase,

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<v Speaker 1>missed out on that business opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just I should have been. I should have

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<v Speaker 2>been on my A game when I was in college

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<v Speaker 2>or high school slash college. Oh, I'd love to have

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<v Speaker 2>a rage out here and then you know what, we

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<v Speaker 2>stay because you rented, Just get out, you know quick.

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<v Speaker 1>The next day. Finally there's this and.

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<v Speaker 2>I see the balloons come up over the horizon. The balloonist,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. That's how I'm a balloonist.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never get on one of those things, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that helicopters. Uh uh No, I think I've been in

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<v Speaker 1>a balloon.

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<v Speaker 2>Not anymore though, man, with my fear of heights as

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<v Speaker 2>of late escalating.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell, no, I won't go. The closest I came was

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<v Speaker 1>the the blimp. The blimp, which I thought was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. We went up on the Blockbuster blimp. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when you got the unlimited lifetime free rental card.

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<v Speaker 1>It never it was supposed to have expired after a

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<v Speaker 1>year or something or two years.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one to five years of free rentals from

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<v Speaker 2>Blockbuster one one a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is only take that thing into the one and

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<v Speaker 1>out and bend, yeah, and see if it's still worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time we were talking about it, I mentioned it,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, I still have that card somewhere because pat

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<v Speaker 2>I went and did a show on the Blockbuster blimp.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know how well twenty years ago? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know how long ago that was? They

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<v Speaker 1>flew us over what is now the four seventeen slash

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<v Speaker 1>four twenty nine that was being built at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious. I just remember looking going as the

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<v Speaker 1>Beltway was being constructed around the city, not even near

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<v Speaker 1>near its current completion status totally. It's just when that

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<v Speaker 1>was getting started. Good memory.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll mention that to my life and kids when we're

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<v Speaker 2>having those boring road trips.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we're not boring road trip. I didn't mean it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going out like that, but you know, when you're kind

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<v Speaker 2>of playing the sign game or the looking for you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the ABC, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The alphabet game. Right. We also dive bomb that guy

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<v Speaker 1>who was fishing on the lake outside of what was

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<v Speaker 1>then what was the stadium called then it was It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Camping World State. It was probably just a citrus boil. Yeah. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go down and say high to that dude. Yeah. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're doing that. Meanwhile, I'm going so much better

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<v Speaker 1>knocking down that lake. Speaking of nostalgia, they're gonna reboot

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<v Speaker 1>Fear Factor again. Stop like that again. Is it gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be hosted by Rogan? No, no, no, Johnny Knoxville. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna try this on Fox with Johnny Knoxville's go.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see it working with Knoxville maybe for a

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<v Speaker 2>few Curiosity episodes, but one season that's done. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>that Roganrogan and stupid of that now because you don't

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<v Speaker 2>need that.

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<v Speaker 1>With this podcast. All that stuff he's got, I'm getting it.

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<v Speaker 2>He is such a he's got so much cool stuff

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<v Speaker 2>going on. That's like fear factors. You were the inventor

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<v Speaker 2>and it was cool back then. Remember he used to

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<v Speaker 2>do that at bars, Hit some girl topless, eat cat food.

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<v Speaker 2>Allegedly that might have worked here and we didn't know.

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