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Speaker 1: European Academy of Neurology.
Speaker 2: No, can't say, by some study in the head and
Speaker 2: you know, like the psyche.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I'm not familiar with this particular organization either,
Speaker 1: but it sounds very official, probably because in the US.
Speaker 1: They dropped some heavy information yesterday which, if accurate, if accurate,
Speaker 1: affects every man, woman, and child on planet Earth. What
Speaker 1: is it? They claim that over a twenty year research
Speaker 1: study they have just published the results of their finding
Speaker 1: is that if you experience frequent nightmares, you will triple
Speaker 1: your risk of early death and accelerate the aging aging process.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine because you're having nightmares, then it's gonna mess
Speaker 2: with your heart in the form of possible heart attack.
Speaker 1: And thus the anxiety produced also can accelerate the aging.
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of what they're saying here.
Speaker 2: I'm not even part of the neurologis whatever a group
Speaker 2: and European Academy of Neology talker.
Speaker 1: These are very very highly educated folks, and.
Speaker 2: I just told you the exact same thing they did
Speaker 2: without a big title like that.
Speaker 1: Mine's just some still cause disc jockeys even know technically
Speaker 1: we haven't spun a disc.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: I don't think I own a disc. I'm sure somebody
Speaker 1: waking up right now that woke up to a nightmare
Speaker 1: early this morning schooling. Would you shut up? Yes, come on,
Speaker 1: stop with this. I haven't even had my coffee yet Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're already killing me. I've made gotten in the.
Speaker 2: Car for the treacher is forty five minute ride the
Speaker 2: hell ride to work.
Speaker 1: And here's lynch. I am just sharing the findings of
Speaker 1: the European Academy of Neurology here. I don't share it.
Speaker 1: I'm the vessel. I am not. I can't even remember
Speaker 1: the last time I had a nightmare, a real nightmare.
Speaker 1: I don't want to, to be honest. Do you remember
Speaker 1: what your last nightmare involved? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it always does. We talked about this about two
Speaker 2: weeks ago. It always involved working at a restaurant and
Speaker 2: being in the weeds.
Speaker 1: But that's not really a nightmare. A night yet it is?
Speaker 1: Isn't a nightmare? More something where like you're you know,
Speaker 1: you're you've just been chucked off a cliff or something.
Speaker 1: You wake up just before you know.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't are usually I just put those
Speaker 2: out of my head. I move, honestly, Thank god, I
Speaker 2: was sleeping, all right.
Speaker 1: What about you again, I'd be hard pressed to even
Speaker 1: remember the last time I had I have weird dreams, yes,
Speaker 1: I think most of us have that, but hardcore nightmares
Speaker 1: not really? All right, I think we got him ready
Speaker 1: for his entrance music. Fload of man, fload to man's
Speaker 1: floating up. Man got to be a floating man. He's
Speaker 1: got to be a flooding event, all right. Davenport rep
Speaker 1: is that Davenport. I do not know if this guy's
Speaker 1: a balloonist or not. Taco Okay, forty four year old
Speaker 1: man in Davenport arrested for breaking into a vacant house because.
Speaker 2: I know over the weekend we had a balloonist go
Speaker 2: down with eight people in there that died.
Speaker 1: Remember that was that local? No. I was pointing it
Speaker 1: out to you yesterday. I was going to say that
Speaker 1: was local. I don't know how, where where did that happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just happened to see a balloonist on fire.
Speaker 1: A second, the actual balloonist was on fire. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: eight people on the balloon were on fire. Do they
Speaker 1: have you being a balloonist?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have fire extinguishers on there. Well, do you
Speaker 2: have parachutes pants? But that was a miamc Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: labor to you.
Speaker 1: The only reason balloons even come up is because you
Speaker 1: know a lot of them launched from the Davenport area.
Speaker 1: If you're new to the area. That's that's one of
Speaker 1: the things that that in vacation all.
Speaker 2: Homes, yeah, definitely, and which some of them are party
Speaker 2: homes for like high schoolers in college.
Speaker 1: People got the heads.
Speaker 2: Up there, oh I could rent this massive mansion not mansion,
Speaker 2: but you know, like nice five bedroom whatever.
Speaker 1: And they're a rager and ruin it, which is kind
Speaker 1: of where the whole vacation and vacant home thing comes
Speaker 1: in and the Davenport tie in with Florida Man. So,
Speaker 1: the forty four year old dude broke into one of
Speaker 1: these vacant houses and had apparently been hanging out there
Speaker 1: for a few days. Some neighbors noticed the activity. They
Speaker 1: knew the homeowners and reached say, hey, you get someone
Speaker 1: in the house right now. They're like, no, nobody should
Speaker 1: be there, so like, could you call the kids? So
Speaker 1: the cops went over and they found the dude in there,
Speaker 1: and sure enough, he was making some food and drawing
Speaker 1: a bath for himself, and the cops were like, is
Speaker 1: this your He's like, no, no, I've been here for
Speaker 1: a few days. I got in a big fight with
Speaker 1: my wife, and I don't want to go home.
Speaker 2: No, I want to sit here and eat and have
Speaker 2: a nice bath. Officer, could you give me some.
Speaker 1: Time hiding out from his wife who we had an
Speaker 1: argument with. Does this man come on, dude.
Speaker 2: Not up, sir? Did you ever think about it? I
Speaker 2: don't know, renting a hotel. Now, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 2: free load in these people's house. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 2: knew about the balloons because I used to jive out
Speaker 2: to Davenport to sling some vacation club rentals, which part
Speaker 2: of my portfolio rent was those big homes out there.
Speaker 1: I would have been renting them to high school kids
Speaker 1: all the time. You miss missed out on that that phase,
Speaker 1: missed out on that business opportunity.
Speaker 2: It was just I should have been. I should have
Speaker 2: been on my A game when I was in college
Speaker 2: or high school slash college. Oh, I'd love to have
Speaker 2: a rage out here and then you know what, we
Speaker 2: stay because you rented, Just get out, you know quick.
Speaker 1: The next day. Finally there's this and.
Speaker 2: I see the balloons come up over the horizon. The balloonist,
Speaker 2: that's it. That's how I'm a balloonist.
Speaker 1: I would never get on one of those things, dude,
Speaker 1: that helicopters. Uh uh No, I think I've been in
Speaker 1: a balloon.
Speaker 2: Not anymore though, man, with my fear of heights as
Speaker 2: of late escalating.
Speaker 1: Hell, no, I won't go. The closest I came was
Speaker 1: the the blimp. The blimp, which I thought was cool.
Speaker 1: I like that. We went up on the Blockbuster blimp. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's when you got the unlimited lifetime free rental card.
Speaker 1: It never it was supposed to have expired after a
Speaker 1: year or something or two years.
Speaker 2: It was one to five years of free rentals from
Speaker 2: Blockbuster one one a week.
Speaker 1: Mine is only take that thing into the one and
Speaker 1: out and bend, yeah, and see if it's still worked.
Speaker 2: Last time we were talking about it, I mentioned it,
Speaker 2: and uh, I still have that card somewhere because pat
Speaker 2: I went and did a show on the Blockbuster blimp.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know how well twenty years ago? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to know how long ago that was? They
Speaker 1: flew us over what is now the four seventeen slash
Speaker 1: four twenty nine that was being built at the time.
Speaker 1: Are you serious. I just remember looking going as the
Speaker 1: Beltway was being constructed around the city, not even near
Speaker 1: near its current completion status totally. It's just when that
Speaker 1: was getting started. Good memory.
Speaker 2: I'll mention that to my life and kids when we're
Speaker 2: having those boring road trips.
Speaker 1: You know, we're not boring road trip. I didn't mean it's.
Speaker 2: Going out like that, but you know, when you're kind
Speaker 2: of playing the sign game or the looking for you know,
Speaker 2: the ABC, you know.
Speaker 1: The alphabet game. Right. We also dive bomb that guy
Speaker 1: who was fishing on the lake outside of what was
Speaker 1: then what was the stadium called then it was It
Speaker 1: wasn't Camping World State. It was probably just a citrus boil. Yeah. Remember,
Speaker 1: let's go down and say high to that dude. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 1: and they're doing that. Meanwhile, I'm going so much better
Speaker 1: knocking down that lake. Speaking of nostalgia, they're gonna reboot
Speaker 1: Fear Factor again. Stop like that again. Is it gonna
Speaker 1: be hosted by Rogan? No, no, no, Johnny Knoxville. They're
Speaker 1: gonna try this on Fox with Johnny Knoxville's go.
Speaker 2: I could see it working with Knoxville maybe for a
Speaker 2: few Curiosity episodes, but one season that's done. I'm glad
Speaker 2: that Roganrogan and stupid of that now because you don't
Speaker 2: need that.
Speaker 1: With this podcast. All that stuff he's got, I'm getting it.
Speaker 2: He is such a he's got so much cool stuff
Speaker 2: going on. That's like fear factors. You were the inventor
Speaker 2: and it was cool back then. Remember he used to
Speaker 2: do that at bars, Hit some girl topless, eat cat food.
Speaker 2: Allegedly that might have worked here and we didn't know.
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