Speaker 1: Boogo Bean.
Speaker 2: Track, another edition of things skin is Tracking.
Speaker 1: So do you guys freak out when you see crazy headlines?
Speaker 1: Like what, like you said, I'm gonna read you a headline.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've seen this, and I want to get your
Speaker 1: immediate reaction. I'll get yours first. Ben, here's what you
Speaker 1: should know about the brain eating amba that killed a
Speaker 1: Texas woman. Oh dude, yeah, I saw that and didn't
Speaker 1: even put it in the email because I thought it
Speaker 1: was like dark. I just don't I'm just I got
Speaker 1: numb to it all. Yeah, and you don't freak out anymore.
Speaker 1: I just don't freak out anymore. I t I don't
Speaker 1: trust uh. I don't trust these headlines or media or
Speaker 1: social media. I don't know if anything's vetted. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anything's from a real source. Maybe it's a
Speaker 1: real legit this is a Dallas Morning News headline. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well that's a little more interesting. I do trust them,
Speaker 1: and I do think, but bro their legacy media. At
Speaker 1: the same time, I'm like, after everything we've been through,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: It's just brutal, dude.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I just don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: that anymore. I like existential Bend, Christina. Do these kind
Speaker 1: of headlines grab you?
Speaker 3: They do? Yeah, it does still alert me, but I'll
Speaker 3: if I have time, I definitely try to read into
Speaker 3: it to make sure it's not because that's their job
Speaker 3: is to get you to click on the article and
Speaker 3: read the article.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about this? The other day and my wife
Speaker 1: was like, did you guys talk about the woman that
Speaker 1: was killed by the eleven foot alligator?
Speaker 2: You went this up yesterday? I went wait, what? Uh No?
Speaker 1: And then she showed me the story and it was
Speaker 1: from May fifth. Well where was this? It was in Florida.
Speaker 1: Of course, there's a lot of alligators in Florida. There
Speaker 1: was a woman who was sixty nine and she was
Speaker 1: in a canoe with her husband and they were just
Speaker 1: canoeing and such, and their canoe was in shallow water
Speaker 1: and they canoed over an alligator. Uh huh, and the
Speaker 1: alligator said f you, and it was eleven feet and
Speaker 1: so it just, you know, started doing the things. So
Speaker 1: she fell out of the canoe. So the alligator killed her.
Speaker 1: So that is like a horrible fear that a member
Speaker 1: of your family dies in front of you. And you
Speaker 1: can't protect them. Yeah, that's the worst, Yeah, the absolute worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just feel like if an alligator, like an
Speaker 2: alligator is not even dangerous, I mean it is.
Speaker 1: If your a sixty nine year old woman that got
Speaker 1: thrown out of a canoe was.
Speaker 2: Doing in other words, the advantage there for the alligator.
Speaker 2: What was she doing on the water in other words.
Speaker 1: And let's say you're in the worst part of south
Speaker 1: central Los Angeles and it's night and you're doing something stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dangerous, But also just don't put yourself in a
Speaker 1: dangerous situation. So do you have to go in alligator
Speaker 1: infested waters? You don't really have to. And an alligator,
Speaker 1: like you see them on golf courses all the time,
Speaker 1: you don't have to put yourself near its mouth, right
Speaker 1: unless you hit over by it and you're playing for
Speaker 1: money right there, the other guys will hold you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you can not get a drop on that. If
Speaker 1: an alligator gets close enough to you and it can
Speaker 1: run in a straight direct line, yeah it's dangerous. But
Speaker 1: other than that, just don't get near it and you're fine.
Speaker 1: And see I was thinking about this with this lady.
Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of respect that she's still active,
Speaker 1: because I'm not active at fifty four.
Speaker 2: No, I know, right, you know? Is she still active
Speaker 2: after the attack?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, No, she took she had to wear with all
Speaker 1: the canoe You know what I'm saying in the first.
Speaker 3: Place, That's what I was gonna.
Speaker 2: Why was she out there canoeing? It's you're old man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you want us to do something like I
Speaker 1: want to sit inside and watch Fox News all day.
Speaker 1: Put me in a canoe. But you're in Florida, you're
Speaker 1: an alligator infested waters. That's like I don't I like
Speaker 1: to get in the ocean, but I don't cover myself
Speaker 1: in chum and go to shark infested waters.
Speaker 2: Okay, See, that's the thing we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Stats here, what percentage of canoers get eaten by alligators?
Speaker 1: It's a very small percentage. Yeah, it's a very small percentage.
Speaker 1: But what percentage of water masses have alligators in them
Speaker 1: in Florida?
Speaker 2: All a lot.
Speaker 3: See you say that, I've been to Florida so many times.
Speaker 3: Not once have I seen a gator in Florida?
Speaker 2: Really I have.
Speaker 1: I as we went to uh, what is it Disney
Speaker 1: World that's there, saw a million of them.
Speaker 2: You know what. You know.
Speaker 1: Where else I saw him though? Was that that gator
Speaker 1: farm that we visited. I mean, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: gators at the gator farm.
Speaker 3: Obviously you're going to see them there.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count, right, uh, you know, And I think
Speaker 1: about this all the time too. Me and my wife
Speaker 1: went canoeing because that was my first bronze. I was like,
Speaker 1: what Ben said was like, why are they canoeing? It
Speaker 1: was like, oh wait, you and I went canoeing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. But there was also like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, drugs involved, and you know you like marinate the
Speaker 1: chicken all day and then you camp out. I feel
Speaker 1: I feel somewhat helpless with some of this stuff, like.
Speaker 3: Selling euphemism if you want it to be.
Speaker 1: I feel helpless with some of this stuff like brain
Speaker 1: eating amiba. Yeah, tough, get you get you man. It's like,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna what do you do? Just shut
Speaker 1: down the world because a lady died from a brainy amiba? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know anymore. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with any of the stuff. Well, I I
Speaker 1: do think at some point we need to revisit that
Speaker 1: audio and see if that was chipmunk KT that waited
Speaker 1: in there? Yeah, that was up.
Speaker 2: All right, kind of go marinate the chicken. I'll be
Speaker 2: right back, Christina.
Speaker 1: What's Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's so good. Did you hear that he wheezed through? Christina?
Speaker 2: What's happening next? That's so good. Just do the Hollywood
Speaker 2: shuffle neck that's next. Don't go anywhere before we get there.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the greatness of reliant air conditioning.