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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I died recently

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and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

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we interview everyone in the underworld with my co host,

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who is running for vice president of Hell against his

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brother Satan Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I've been holding that in. What did it smell? Like?

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Speaker 3: What did I eat?

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Speaker 4: It's a new segment on our podcast we like to

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call what did Clayton need for lunch?

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Speaker 1: Did you? Did you just literally eat shit?

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Speaker 3: I literally ate just shit?

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Speaker 1: Good job, Chris. Hey, yeah he did it because it

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smells like a fart but worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just for you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, no, hey, hey, thanks for having me on

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my own show.

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Speaker 1: I'm Clayton.

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Speaker 3: I have been living alive for several thousand years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't need any introduction. I'm going to just stop

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right there. What are we doing today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So we got a few couple questions from the audience,

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a couple of reviews, and then we're gonna get to

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an interview. Okay, there's a question from a Good Morning

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from Hell suber that user Beatlement. They ask, don't sinners

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just get used to the torture? For example, if you're

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de dunk Chris and molten metal every day for a year.

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Wouldn't he just get used to it? How do you

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keep the torture interesting after centuries of pain?

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Speaker 3: Oh, beatlement, that's a great question.

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Speaker 4: And you know, just so you know that molten metal trick,

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I haven't tried that yet. We'll be doing that tomorrow.

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So thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: You know you make a great point.

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Speaker 4: You know, you know, after centuries of being with this

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same person and torturing them, you know, things get a

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little stale. So it's really important to just you know,

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add a little zest. So like you know, sometimes I'll

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just I'll just show up at Chris's place un announce, yeah,

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and you know I'll torture them, you know, in new

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and unique ways. Role play. Roleplays a big one, you know.

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That's that's a great way to mix it up in

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the torture chamber.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes it's like he tells me to pretend like

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I'm torturing him, and then I try, you know, I start,

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and then he immediately like overtakes me and then just

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tortures me. I don't know he likes it. I don't really, Yeah,

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I don't really get off on that. But you know,

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you know, you got to give and take. He mostly

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just takes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's important.

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Speaker 4: You know, you want to make sure that you're just

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not going through the motions with your partner, with your

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torture partner. You know, you want to make sure that

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you know, every day you're coming up with some way

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to kind of you know, make their life a little shittier,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this this is not for everybody. Sometimes you

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can even you know, have a have a special nights

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where you you know, trade partners and you get tortured

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by other people.

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Speaker 4: Not everyone's into it, but if that's your thing, you know,

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no judgment here. You know, whatever keeps that that fire

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in the relationship, you know that fire that I.

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Speaker 3: Used to like burn Chris's flesh. Yes, yeah, very important.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And then we got to here's a couple of

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five star reviews that we're going to read. So if

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you leave a five star review somewhere on a podcast app,

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then we might read it.

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Speaker 4: Unless it's an app that allows you to give six

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or seven, or perhaps ten stars, or maybe a scale

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from one to one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Either way, just give us a maximum number of reviews.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Phil Hardy wrote Holy five stars and then this

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is a holy podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know, people say that cyber bullying, you know, isn't

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a real thing. That it's it's it's not real bullying.

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It's not real, but it is, you know, comments like that,

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it's gonna keep me up at night. I'm not gonna

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I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sleep. I'm gonna be

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a waking up and I'm gonna be thinking about that.

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The horrible thing that that guy.

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Speaker 3: Just said to us.

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Speaker 1: Well, he did give us a five star rating, so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, but he could get in our review.

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Speaker 2: Yeah at what cost.

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Speaker 4: It's only so that he could get on the review

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portion of our show. And then, yeah, you know, the

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energy's gone.

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Speaker 3: I just did.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, stretch it out a bit.

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Speaker 3: I need to walk that one off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well here's another one. Uh all right, The

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Angry Cactus rights Hail Clayton five stars and then they

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say I sold half of my soul to watch this podcast.

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Definitely worth it needs a bit more Chris Torture.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you know what, that's a great, great investment, Angry Cactus.

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Speaker 1: You did a good thing with that, especially considering they

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sold their soul to watch the podcast and it's audio only,

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so like, I don't know what they're seeing.

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Speaker 3: But man, yeah, yeah, that's true. They did say watch.

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But to be clear though, it was only half their soul.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they have a lot of things that they could do.

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I mean, obviously, Chris Torture, that's coming.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be doing more of that.

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Speaker 4: That's that's that's never gonna end. But you know, half

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of soul, you it's still a lot of stuff you

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could do with that. You know, get a half a

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conduct bar, you could you know, we could send some

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guys to your place for the other half of the soul.

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Speaker 3: You know, they could redo your floors.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's not gonna be a very good job,

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and it's gonna be you know, lambinet wood floor, but

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it's you know, it's.

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Speaker 3: Better than the that eighty five tile you got in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean if they if they had their

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full soul, they could probably give a full a better tile,

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oak flooring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anything else they could do with that half of soul

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for sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, they could. They could invest, you know,

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collect interest a while out on Wall Street. You know,

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none of those brokers have souls, so they'll take good

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care of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: By the end, you know, by the time you retire,

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you could be you could you could have like two

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or three souls, you know, you never know. Yeah, depending

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on the stocks you play your cards, right. Yeah, Well

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that's been the financial portion of our podcast. Thank you,

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Angry Cactus.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: If they if there was one thing they could do

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that you would recommend with the half of the soul

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they have left, what would it be?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, they could become a premium member of

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my Only Fans, or they could I could give them

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a shirt and we got good Morning from Hell shirts.

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Speaker 1: You have an only you have an Only fans.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it. Done things on there, Chris,

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you don't want to know about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you got to raise campaign fun somehow.

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Speaker 4: There's only there's only so many ways you can photograph

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your butthole, and I think I found all of them.

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Speaker 1: On that note, who's our guest for this week?

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Speaker 4: Well, uh, you know, in my campaign, we've been discussing

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a lot of things, you know, current events and stuff

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like that. You know, we're talking about military, you know,

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the economy, education, you know, education down in Hell is

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very important. So I'm bringing on an old teaching friend

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of mine. He's one of our top teachers here in Hell.

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Come on in, mister mclin talk.

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Speaker 2: You're doing in here, How you're doing? Oh if it

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isn't Clayton, I haven't seen you in a millennia. Oh

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my boy, Oh my boy, you're looking good and glutes nice,

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them them biceps ripped rolling raider Shrek around. Oh and

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those thighs they still don't quit.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you still touch just as much as you used

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two back into the old days.

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Speaker 2: You think you know? Look you you you were built

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to take it over from saying I told you from

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the from the day I met you are built to

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take this place over. And then at the end of

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you when you get up top, just remember the little

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folk that that's what That's what I've been Dellian that

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that that's exactly what I've been delling you.

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Speaker 3: Right, mister mcclintalk, I would never call you little. You

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are massive. You're here.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, you know you gotta you gotta

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keep these kids in jet. You know, if if if

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one kid gets stronger than you, that'll be enough to

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take down the whole school going and die school. Yeah,

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so you gotta you gotta stay ripped and ready to rip,

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you know what I'm saying. That's right.

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Speaker 1: So mister CLINTONK nice to me. I'm Chris. I don't

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really know much about the schooling system in hell. Can

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you kind of give me like an overview?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could give you a four overruths. So here,

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you know, down here, you know, we got the kids

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to think. We gotta think of the kids. So it's

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called heck. You know, we don't want them running around

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talking all that, all this stuff, you know, but uh,

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you know, we definitely are training them for you know, uh,

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the eventual war against heaven and their angelic creatures. So

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at all times we are keeping them in shape. Like look,

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for example, you know, those those those kids who you know,

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they they they real bad all the time. And you're like, dang,

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you got a scar on your face. You must you

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must have been doing a whole bunch of naughtiness, and

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and and and and and and you you look like

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Dennis to Minish and you know, look like like kids

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like that. You know, we want them better than that,

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because you know, these days there's too many good goody

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two shoot kids, too many kids saying oh, oh, mister mcclintalk, Oh, mister,

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mister mclintalk, didn't you say we had homework too? I'll

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send you straight to heaven. You say some stuff like that,

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you go straight, you get get the heck out of

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my heck class, you go straight to heaven. You're trying

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to remind me about No. No, we want kids who,

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at every chances trying not to do homework every dreance.

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If I don't end the class, w at least five

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hundred balls of spit balls in the back of my head.

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Oh you know, you know I'm gonna crush i'ma I'm

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gonna crush some kids. I'm gonna crush them then re

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re recombobulate them and say not be better, you know. Uh, So,

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so that that's what we're trying to do. We're just

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trying to build a hellish army of demon children to

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to uh to build out our future armor for the

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for this oncoming war against the heaving species.

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Speaker 1: So what kind of courses do you teach?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I mean, you know, just uh, you know, just

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like your usual your usual courses that you would take

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in class, like dilogy. You know, you definitely want to,

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you know, figure out different ways to to kill people,

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you know, uh, you know, uh, you know, break down

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the ways you could kill people and which ways it

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hurts the most, you know, because you can't just be

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going on, I'm gonna just stab somebody who's like, well

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did it hurt? Are they in everlasting pain? You know?

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And then then why did you do that? You want

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to go for the pain. You know, it's it's not

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you know, it's not about it's not about working smarter,

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uh and not harder around here. You want to, you

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want to you want it to hurt harder and spots.

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Speaker 4: One of my personal favorite classes that mister mcclint talk,

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you know, instructed me in was arts are like art class?

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Speaker 1: What kind of art?

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Speaker 3: Dark arts?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good class. You you were a

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star student in that class. You got you know you

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you you know, he had a million gold pentagrams on

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his wall. I gotta say, it's just it's just all

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from from his name to the end of the wall.

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And you know, I like to show that. You know,

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some some teachers are like, oh, you don't want the

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kids to feel bad that there's one student doing better

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than no, No, Clayton. I had. I had a student

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of the month. I have student of the month of

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my class, and it was Clayton from start to finish.

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And I'd have his picture painted in the blood of

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people tortured and put on display at in front of

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the class so people knew Clayton was the one to beat.

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Speaker 4: Straight straight FS straight F. I was on the dishonoraball

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every year, every year, every year. Mister mcclintok, I you

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so much, you know, you were you were a huge

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guiding light for me and and and you know you

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can ask Chris, I mean, how am I doing, you know.

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Speaker 3: With with torture, Chris?

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 3: Talk proud?

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Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, every single day is worse

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than the previous day.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. You you were able to put

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it into words and you didn't burst into tears. I

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feel like I feel like you could go a little harder.

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You you're you're talking now, You're not shaking, You're you're

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you're kind of very well putting together the words. So

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you know, look, I'm just saying, you know, he seems

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like a nice fellow, Clayton, but you know, don't be

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afraid to really get getting the guts. You know what

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I'm saying, getting the guts.

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Speaker 3: Getting the guts, Yes, sir, I will not let you down, sir.

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Speaker 2: Oh, of course, of course.

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Speaker 1: So at what age I guess, do like demon start?

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I mean, is it just all like are there? Is

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it broken up in the grades? Or like do you graduate?

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Is there elementary? Like cat?

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Speaker 3: What's how does it work?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: You and you might need to edit this out because

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we don't we don't need all the kids knowing this.

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But the there is no set graduation really how you graduate?

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And when Clayton found out this, I was very proud.

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Is you just one day throw down the work I

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give you, punch me square in the jaw and walk out,

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and then you graduate. That's how you graduate? You know,

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No no kid, no kids does Most kids don't figure

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that out. You know, even the kids who watched it

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happen will still sit there. And I was like, oh,

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it's going to take long for you. You know, every

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day I wait for the day of the riot where

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all kids decide to just punch me in the face. Uh,

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and the heck falls apart. But has yet to happen.

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Has that day of your life?

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Speaker 3: I'm sure? I mean, oh you seeing all those kids

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turn on you and oh oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I cannot wait until I see the kids fashion

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the bals of wood guillotine and put me in it

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and shot my head right off. I cannot wait. I

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cauld I just get I just start tear up thinking

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about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess yeah, do you do you plan

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on retiring at some point then or just no.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting for my death. Okay, I'm waiting for the

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kids to kill me. Yeah, okay, So I'm I'm gonna

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keep teaching till that day comes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I guess what? What what is the testing

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process in in heck? Like do y'all have like, I

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don't know, standardized tests?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a light testing, you know. Mostly it's just like, uh,

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you know, we we do field test. You know. One

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test is uh you know, uh, we'll go to a park.

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Speaker 1: This is up on earth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, this is up on earth. Lots of times

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will sub out kids. You know a lot of people

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think purgatory is where you're waiting to be sorted. No,

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purgatory is when you know, heaven or hell needs to

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use you for any of our activities, will place you

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in a waiting dimension while we borrow them. And lots

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of times, uh you know, I I rent the kids out,

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you know, especially you know, if it's a step mother

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trying to find love, I'll find a kid, put him

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in purgatory, put one of my demon kids in there.

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And this is where you get you know, those those

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I see what kind of creative question they asked, like, hey,

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are you my new dad? Or you won't you know,

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you won't find a way, you won't replace my dad,

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or you know, uh do you know what do you

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want to know? What happened to my my my mom's

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last boyfriend? Things like that. That is usually a demon

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child subbing out the normal child that is with that

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single parent. So you know, that's that's how I test it.

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See how see how much stress you can put on

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adults while subbing out kids while they get to be

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in purgatory land.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do, you know.

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Speaker 4: And it's the most subtle things too, you know, when

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you're up there taking the place of a child, you know,

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just like sitting in a booth at a restaurant and

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just and just staring you know, just staring at an

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adult that's so uncomfortable and I and I know it

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kills the other person.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, as a child, you just you just stare.

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Speaker 2: That was Clayton's specialty. He was the he was the

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one who started that, you know. Can you know every

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demon child. See, here's the thing with the with the

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demon magic. To you, you look the same, but but

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to everyone else, you look like a normal kid. So

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a lot of times, you know, the demon kids are

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afraid to stare at humans because they're afraid that they

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can see right through them. Not Clayton. Clayton's like, no,

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I'm gonna just stare at them. I'm gonna stand at

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them way too long.

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Speaker 1: Ye wait, too long.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Those were some of my most fondest memories from childhood.

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You know, those those field trips on up to Earth

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when I was posing as a human child, and you know,

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going to theme parks and you know, large department stores

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and just getting lost and screaming, going to the movie theater,

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throwing shit.

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Speaker 3: Talking during the movie.

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Speaker 2: You're real good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, great times walking in front of traffic, you know,

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like bouncing my ball out into an oncoming car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and it really, it takes a lot

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of work to even make those field trips happen because

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you know, we have to you know, infect minds of parents,

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like you know, like you may be sitting in a

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movie theater at an eight PM on a Friday, watching

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an R rated movie thinking what would make a parent

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bring their kid to this? Well, you know, that's just

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demon magic yet again, just getting those parents to make

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that bad decision. You know, anytime you're out on the town,

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out on the night and you see someone you know

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shuffling down the street with their kid, and you're like,

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it's real late and it's real weird for me to

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be this drunk in front of a kid. What would

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make a parent do that? Demon magic yet again?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Right there, yeah, all there.

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Speaker 1: You know, so I guess you mentioned earlier about I

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guess preparing for the war with Heaven. How is there

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is that like gym class? Is that where you kind

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of build up the physical you know?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely. We're we're fighting with all types of weapons,

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you know, we in all range because you know, we

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were not doing that much intel in Hell, so where

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we're we're really we really don't know what weapons they

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may use. Against us. So so we've we've we ranged

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from things like you know shima tars, you know spears

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to you know M sixteen, M sixty uh you know, uh,

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light machine guns. And what we do is, you know,

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we put we we we infuse the bullets with demon

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energy and we just have the kids, you know, shoot

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at each other. It's really not gym class. It's more

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like a recess because if you look, if you if

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you make work play, then you never work a day.

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You know. That's what that's what, that's what my what

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my archer Demon always used to say.

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Speaker 1: So so is uh, you know, getting all those guns

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into the schools. Is that an idea you got from Earth?

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Speaker 2: Uh? You know, honestly, I I truly Uh you would think, right,

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you would think. But honestly, it seems that we have

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a stricter gun laws here on the hell they do

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on Earth because you know, they have to be checked out,

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accounted for, just because we have to do inventory. There

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is an impending war we have to prepare for, and

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we don't want to make sure anyone gets to hurt.

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You know, lots of red tape.

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Speaker 1: Actually, so I guess walk me through like a typical

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day I mean, is there is there like lunch cafeteria

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in Heck.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, you definitely, you definitely at the cafeteria.

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You got to keep these demon kids fed. You know,

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you got to keep these demon kids fed. So so

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you know, essentially, you know, we we we go into

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the you know, circle of Hell for gluttony. We get

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we get food directly shipped from there, so these kids

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are eating. Well, it is safe to say that, you know, uh,

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Hell's school system is better than one insane the United States,

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because we definitely want to make sure that all kids

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are fed. It's all on our dime, because I mean

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that would be crazy, right, Why would you expect kids

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to pay for their own lunches? It would be very

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insane and very cruel, I mean crueler than Hell than

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to not feed kids because of something like an unpaid

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uh tab or something.

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine like like a lunch debt, Like you're like, hey, hey,

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you can't graduate because you get a lunch debt.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a while. Yeah, I sorry to dream that up.

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Speaker 2: That would be that would be insane, Yeah yeah, I

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mean too evil for Hell. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess as far as like transportation to

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heck from Hell, like what is there is there public

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transportation or or even to the overworld, like to Earth

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for field trips, like how does everyone get around?

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Speaker 2: The school buses are used on very rare occasions. It's

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not for daily use. Usually it's if I want to,

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you know, take them, uh somewhere special. So not necessarily

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a school field trip, field training trip, but mostly you know,

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show on the different sides of Hell, you know, you

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because this is not everyone is going to be a

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soldier in uh In in the Devil's army, you know.

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Some some some folks are going to go off to

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you know, do your normal nine to five torturing job.

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Some folks are going to be working, you know, in

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the kitchens of the gluttonous circle of Hell. Some folks,

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you know, are going to be a sexy sucubiss uh

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you know, sent to uh to you know, to to

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to trick men into giving money for real world funding

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for things that we do on the Earth plane. So

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because of that, you know, I do like to drive

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them around in the bus to see these things and

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go walk through and have talks, you know, great talks.

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Speaker 3: The fun thing about mister McClintock as a bus driver.

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Speaker 4: He's got wicked bad sleep apnea, so like he doesn't

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sleep a wink at night. So sometimes, you know, we'll

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be driving, we'll just start drifting into the other lane

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and then we'll be obviously mc clintalk, wake up, wake up,

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you know, and then he wakes back up.

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Speaker 3: It makes bus strides so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you know exactly, And you know, that's

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just new one of my other lessons. I think, you know,

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there are no mistakes, only lessons because to be honesty,

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you know, you always got to be on your toes.

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You always got to be in your toes.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly what my mom said about me. She's like,

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you know what's on. You're not a mistake, You're a lesson.

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Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up on earth,

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there's for kids who don't want to go to the

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actual school, there's homeschooling. Is there is there a thing

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like that?

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Speaker 2: And heck or hell, I mean, you know, there there

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00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,880
are some some demons out there that think they can

471
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,640
teach their kids, you know, how to be a proper

472
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,000
how to be a proper demon without heck, and you don't, uh,

473
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,160
and you know, I'm not gonna be here to say

474
00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:14,480
what is right, what is wrong, what's better, what's worse,

475
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:18,599
But I will say, uh, it's worse. Uh. And they

476
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,480
should feel bad for not supporting, you know, grassroots movements

477
00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:25,440
within Hell. And I hope they burn here for the

478
00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:26,279
rest of their life.

479
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,319
Speaker 1: Mmmmmmm.

480
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:27,759
Speaker 2: I mean.

481
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,079
Speaker 1: Plus, the kids turn out.

482
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 2: Weird, Yeah, very weird. They don't have the social skills,

483
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,559
you know, they like like they're the ones who are

484
00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:37,039
like kind of bad but kind of weird. That's that's

485
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,200
them trying to do their own field training where they

486
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:42,400
like it's like, oh, you're not necessarily bad, You're just

487
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:44,519
being a weird kid, like you're you're digging in your

488
00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:47,519
nose while staring at me. Those are those are homeschool

489
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,480
Hell kids. Yeah?

490
00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 4: Can you I mentione some sort of I don't know,

491
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,599
Hell spanning events where all kids would have to be

492
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,119
homeschool That would be crazy, right Oh man?

493
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh cool boy? That Yeah, that I would I would

494
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,519
regret any parent who would have to go through that,

495
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,119
you know, just just just dealing with the kids here.

496
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,400
I just imagine you know, having to do that work

497
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,759
yourself along with the normal work that you do. You know,

498
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,240
just I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It'd be weird,

499
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,319
like child handing you weird cups while you're trying to,

500
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,079
you know, record things, you know, very very very interesting.

501
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,119
Still don't know what this cup is for, but you

502
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,359
know it's maybe they want to drink of water. Maybe

503
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,440
I'll do that in a second. But I will say,

504
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:38,480
I will say, uh, you know, if if someone is

505
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:43,960
going through that, hold tight and true because it might

506
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:48,359
get better, might not so, might not. Yeah, I'm not

507
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,759
going to give any promises that I guess.

508
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,079
Speaker 1: I guess that makes me so. Mister McClintock, do you

509
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:58,720
have any family Yourselfers are the school kids your family?

510
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 2: You know, I look at the school kids as my

511
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:05,839
family because when you when you're a teacher like me,

512
00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:10,400
and you put so much, so much, you know, focus

513
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,160
and work into what you do, like me, it makes

514
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,319
it really hard to have any type of romantic relationship

515
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:22,599
because you know, some people clock out. I don't clock out.

516
00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:26,680
I just simply don't. I don't have any desire to

517
00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:30,039
clock out because I look at it this way. Any

518
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,000
second I can dedicate to these kids, and what we're

519
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,240
up to is a good second for me. And maybe

520
00:23:37,319 --> 00:23:40,960
sometimes that means that I'm unable to go to your

521
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:44,440
work dinners, or maybe sometimes that means that I'm unable

522
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:48,319
to call you back, and and sometimes that that means

523
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,839
I'm unable to be there at your bedside, you know,

524
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:56,680
as yours, as you cry about your your your archdemon

525
00:23:56,799 --> 00:24:02,160
uncle who is finally ascending an h turning into ash uh.

526
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:04,559
You know, I can't be there with you to grieve.

527
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,599
And you're mad at me because I was great in

528
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,359
papers and you haven't called me back in the past

529
00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:16,599
four weeks. Well, I'm just sorry. The kids just mad

530
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,440
at that much to me.

531
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 4: Mister mcclint talk used to say. You know, while he

532
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,759
was beating me, He's like, yeah, you're I'm gonna beat

533
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:24,680
you like my own son.

534
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: You know.

535
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,279
Speaker 3: It was you know, I had a real father son

536
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,079
with him, especially since I didn't know my father.

537
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I guess I guess behavior wise, between

538
00:24:35,319 --> 00:24:37,279
the kids you talked about like how you take care

539
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:40,200
of them, But do do the kids ever act up?

540
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,640
Do they fight with each other or you.

541
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,839
Speaker 2: Know, honestly, you'd be surprised down here they don't. They don't,

542
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,640
And it makes me real mad because I'm like, get

543
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,119
in there. You why you punch? Punch them right in

544
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,759
the jaw. You know. Whenever there's a whenever a fight

545
00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:57,119
breaks out between these kids, I like to pull up

546
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,359
my phone uh and scream world star h you know

547
00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:03,319
and update that and you know, like a lot of it.

548
00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:05,039
If you go to world Start dot com and you

549
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,599
see a lot of these kids fighting, that's usually me.

550
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:14,079
That's usually me holding it down. So you know it,

551
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:18,279
truly do beasts like that. Sometimes you gotta get these

552
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,079
kids fighting. They're not fighting enough.

553
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 4: So mister McClintock running back to you know why you're here,

554
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,759
you know, tell us again. It seems like you're on

555
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,440
a search for substitute teachers.

556
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 2: Is that correct? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we need substitute

557
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,000
teachers because a lot of people come down to Hill

558
00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:39,559
and they see this teacher opportunity and they're like, oh,

559
00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:44,480
so you want you want you know people who who

560
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,519
who are like passionate about kids and teaching. And what happened?

561
00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:50,519
I was like, no, no, no, not at all. You

562
00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:52,880
need to hate kids. You better hate the mess out

563
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,559
of kids because you have to punch a few of

564
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,720
them in the chest. Like I can't wait till gritty

565
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,359
comes down here in hell because he when I heard

566
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,319
he punched a right in the chest, I was like, yeah,

567
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,480
I need some more of that action right here, because truly,

568
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,079
you know, not some people see a kid and they're like, oh,

569
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,039
I must coddle them. I don't want to punch them

570
00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:10,480
in the chest.

571
00:26:10,599 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 4: Wrong.

572
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,559
Speaker 2: Wrong, punch that kid in the chest.

573
00:26:14,519 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 3: It's very it's very important for their formative years.

574
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 4: Oh oh my gosh, lust lust track of how many

575
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,960
ribs mister McClintock broke in my own chest?

576
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:25,759
Speaker 3: Gavity.

577
00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:31,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, are there any qualifications that you need to

578
00:26:31,559 --> 00:26:32,559
be a substitute teacher?

579
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,519
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, uh really no?

580
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:38,079
Speaker 4: Are you?

581
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,799
Speaker 2: Are you angry? Do you do you like watching kids fight?

582
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,799
Because I definitely need I feel like I've slowed down

583
00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:47,640
on the World Star video and really would like to

584
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,920
pick it back up. But you know, do you like

585
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,119
to fight? Is there is? Do you have a problem

586
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:58,359
watching adults in pain? Which should not be a problem

587
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,440
if you're working down here. I'm just gonna say.

588
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,519
Speaker 4: One is, do you have a name that is easily

589
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,799
twisted into a joke that would be harmful to your

590
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,119
you know ego? You know, like, yeah, for example, mister Clinttock,

591
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,200
mister uh Nick clint Cock.

592
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,279
Speaker 2: You know yeah, oh yeah, that's that's how I knew

593
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,599
you'd be my star suit student. As soon as you

594
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,160
came in there and called me mister mclincock, I was like,

595
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,599
Oh yeah, there's gonna be the one that's gonna be

596
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:28,160
the one who really really gets it going.

597
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:30,599
Speaker 1: If any of our listeners are interested in being a

598
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:34,599
substitute teacher in Hell, I guess there's no application at all.

599
00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:42,039
Huh qualifications. Honestly, it's I'm I wouldn't mind putting my

600
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,279
hat in the in the ring. I mean, I'm mixing

601
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,160
things up and just getting a break from Clayton. If

602
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:49,680
you'll have me.

603
00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:54,319
Speaker 2: I feel like the kids would chew you up and

604
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,039
spit you out. Literally, I mean these like you know,

605
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,920
I've I've been calling them kids, But a lot of

606
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,359
these demon kids are eight feet tall. Imagine Vlotti Devoc

607
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,519
with spikes. That's that's that's the smallest kid of Vlotti

608
00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:12,640
Devoc sized child. Do you think you could handle that?

609
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,720
How much do you bench press?

610
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,559
Speaker 1: I don't even, I don't even.

611
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,279
Speaker 3: I'd say one on a good day.

612
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy.

613
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 3: He hasn't hit two plates.

614
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,319
Speaker 1: Yet, I just so it's not just like putting on

615
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,640
a putting on a movie and and and ignoring the kids.

616
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:33,319
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm really you saying you'd ignore the kids

617
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,839
is really getting me excited by. My problem is you

618
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,920
got to keep control of the class. Remember when I

619
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:42,160
explained to you what what it would mean to graduate

620
00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:45,680
my school. It would take a kid punching me square

621
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,599
in the jaw and walking out. We'd have too many

622
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,920
graduations in one debut age. We'd have too many graduations.

623
00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 3: They'd run out of cap and gowns. Yeah yeah, yeah,

624
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,039
who whole class of kids.

625
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: Well then maybe maybe maybe I maybe I'll just stick

626
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,359
to podcasting for now.

627
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you should.

628
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 3: I mean, Chris, I kind of want to see where

629
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:04,599
you would go at this.

630
00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: You know.

631
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 4: In fact, I think, mister mcclintalk, you're on your way

632
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,400
to a field trip, is that right?

633
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,599
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Actually you got the kids

634
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,799
waiting outside.

635
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, they're actually hold on, let me open

636
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:22,119
up this door here. Oh yeah, whole school boasts filled

637
00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,279
with kids. Yeah oh yeah, it looks like I didn't

638
00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:25,319
roll the windows down for him.

639
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: I well, you know, I'd like to keep that heat going,

640
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:30,920
you know, the demon kids. The kids need that heat.

641
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,640
They definitely want the heat in their bodies at all time.

642
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,559
Maybe they don't. I don't care. That's kind of kind

643
00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:41,640
of part of being to teach. I really don't care,

644
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,960
but yeah, you know, definitely open that heat really get

645
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,039
gets spread around. One time I left have been there

646
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,799
for a while, they started puking. I was like, good,

647
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:54,119
you get so hot you puke. That's what I need.

648
00:29:54,599 --> 00:29:56,839
Speaker 4: I think, Chris, you could, maybe, you know, kind of

649
00:29:57,559 --> 00:29:59,599
try it out. You know, you could chaperone these kids

650
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,920
on their field trip, you know, and then see how

651
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,920
much they eat you, you know, eat you alive.

652
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 3: See how that goes.

653
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:10,079
Speaker 1: What do you think, Chris, Well, I don't know. It

654
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:13,960
sounds less fun now than it did earlier. Where y'all

655
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,200
go on a field trip.

656
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: To We're going on a field trip down to down

657
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,039
to the spiky parts. That's what I call. It's the

658
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:25,480
spiky part of hell, where everything is spikes. Where you walk,

659
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:31,200
it's spikes, it starts raining spikes, and and everyone is

660
00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:33,119
just in immense pain at all times.

661
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,839
Speaker 1: You know, I thought every part of Hell was the

662
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,559
spiky part of This is.

663
00:30:38,599 --> 00:30:41,359
Speaker 2: The spikeyest there's spikes on a spike Like have you

664
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,440
ever seen a cat's penis, for example, It's that. That's

665
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,200
what these spikes are like. It's just barbed spikes as

666
00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:53,440
they fall from the skies and erect from the ground.

667
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,720
And we're just going to go on a two mile

668
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,920
hike around the spiky area with the kids, just to

669
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,200
let them experience it. So I think I think you'd

670
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,000
be great to have you along. You know.

671
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,759
Speaker 4: In fact, mister McLintock, I think they could even play

672
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,000
you know, tug of war with Chris's body, you know.

673
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,759
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, with the spikes raining down.

674
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:13,559
Oh that'd be a good yeah. Yeah.

675
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 3: Chris is a real hands on kind of guy, so

676
00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:18,519
he all love loves kids, so yeah.

677
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,599
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Yeah, this sounds great already.

678
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh well huh you know, maybe maybe maybe next time,

679
00:31:28,359 --> 00:31:29,720
you know, here you.

680
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: Go, I'll just bring you with me. Uh yeah, don't worry.

681
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,799
Those lots of room in the bush. Here we go.

682
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 3: There's no resisting, mister McClintock. Chris, Yeah, he's got you.

683
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Well think nice to you again, sir.

684
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:43,599
So good to have you, oh so good to see

685
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,119
you again. And you make me proud every second I

686
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:46,880
look at you. Boy.

687
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,079
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, mister mclint talk. All right, bye, Chris, bye.

688
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,599
Who's gonna have the podcast?

689
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,279
Speaker 2: I don't.

690
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:56,079
Speaker 4: I'll handle a story about it. Okay, Well, that's been

691
00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:58,200
another great episode of Good Morning from Hell. I want

692
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,359
to think my favorite teacher of all time, mister McClintock,

693
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,720
for dropping by and for taking Chris off my hands.

694
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: I guess I have the day off now.

695
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 4: So yeah, make sure you rate us highly on whatever

696
00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:12,720
podcast network you're listening on. Give us like five stars,

697
00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:15,279
and we could read off your review and share with

698
00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:17,319
your friends so that they can also listen to this

699
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,400
fabulous show.

700
00:32:18,759 --> 00:32:28,079
Speaker 1: All right, hell Clayton, all right, thank you Iffy Wantaway

701
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:31,079
for coming on as mister McClintock.

702
00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. It was a good time.

703
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,839
Speaker 4: I didn't expect you to bring like a voice or

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a character, and then as soon as you started, I

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was like, oh, he sounds like just like my dad.

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Speaker 3: My dad's a football coach from Texas, so he's just like, oh, man,

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I'm used to that, like deep Gravelly coach.

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Speaker 2: Bringing back those repress memories. So if you what are

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you working on these days? Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been working together somewhat at Roos Teeth, but yeah, yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm hopping on the team part time.

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Really excited about It's been fun. Outside of that podcast stuff,

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I have a movie podcast called Who Shot You? And

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then I do a nerdy podcast called Nerdificent.

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Speaker 1: With iHeart And what are those podcasts about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so Nerdificent. We do nerdy deep dives into different

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topics and it can range from anywhere as like super

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niche as dojiny mangas which are very horny, to as

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like open as we talked about like the Last Dance

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because sports dudes are nerdy too.

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Speaker 1: And then what was was that other one you mentioned?

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Speaker 2: Oh and Who Shot You? We just yeah, we just

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talk about different movies. So we've done this King of

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Staten Island, and we've done multi episode series, like we

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watched through all of the Fast and Furious, which is

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my unironic love and pleasure. I was having a blast

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going through all of those movies. But yeah, we just

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bounce around to like, you know, some deep cuts, to

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like some like general release fun movies.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, awesome.

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Speaker 4: I love like I think if I I ran into

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you when we were doing Uh you did stand up

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at the kind of funny thing. Oh yeah yeah, And

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that's the first interaction I have with you. And you're

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like the way that you talk about like nerdy stuff,

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it does not at all match up with your body

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type because you're like a big dude and you're just.

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Speaker 3: Like, ih, we talk about manga and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's always the one two punch. People are

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never ready for us, like, yeah, this, this dude built

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like a jock is a hyper nerd Uh. Yeah, I

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love it. I love I'm nerdy about lifting weights as

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nerdy as I am about anything else.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, excellent.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, if you thinks so much for having

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being on where can people find you on social media?

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Speaker 2: You can find me at Iffy Widdy Way. That's n

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w A d i w E on Twitter and Instagram

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and if d's on Twitch. If you like watch people

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play video games, right, love that?

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks so much,