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<v Speaker 1>And Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really looking forward to four thirty Today. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>on Michael Duarte. We had his story yesterday. He's the

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<v Speaker 1>sports reporter for NBCLA and he had a crazy thing

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<v Speaker 1>where a homeless dude on drugs broke into his house,

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<v Speaker 1>ransacked everything, killed a possum with a statue, and then

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<v Speaker 1>laid down neked in his bed. It's too crazy to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna actually have him on the show and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can get information out of him about

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<v Speaker 1>how all this went down. So do not miss that

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<v Speaker 1>coming up at four thirty. But Kat just set us

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<v Speaker 1>up on the history of the joke swap between Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Shay and Colin Joe's. There's rumors that this will be

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<v Speaker 1>their last one on Saturday Night, right, Kat, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Rumor for sure. Colin Michael a little more up in

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<v Speaker 2>the air, but their run together is likely over after

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow night. And it's interesting because you have Scarlett Johanson

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<v Speaker 2>there as the host of the show now for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Scarlett was there because she did a little cameo and

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<v Speaker 2>then she was in the line and they put a

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<v Speaker 2>camera on her while some of these jokes were happening.

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<v Speaker 2>So we gave you the last five or six years.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's what happened at Christmas. To get you ready

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<v Speaker 2>for what could they have to try to top this?

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow night? Is my point.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael is going to make me tell some racist jokes

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<v Speaker 3>like like he always does, so this time, if you

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind, I'd like to read all the jokes in

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<v Speaker 3>black voice.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I don't mind. Do what you gotta do, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what black voice is.

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<v Speaker 3>You my girl, Klina Harris all the town hall talking

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<v Speaker 3>about she still supports the idea of slavery reparations. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>damn girl, me too, because the white people deserve our

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<v Speaker 3>money back for all those slates that ran away. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, shes crety MOBOs.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I had no idea. That's what just a black

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<v Speaker 4>voice was.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great bits there was black voice, man, but

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>A new study finds that women are more likely to

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<v Speaker 5>have an orgasm if they are in touch with their

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<v Speaker 5>body signals such as heart rate and breathing, as opposed

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<v Speaker 5>to the women I have sex with who just hold

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<v Speaker 5>their breath.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus man's pretty crazy, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to dedicate this next joke to my Booze

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<v Speaker 3>Scarlett giants. Hey boo, y'all know Scarlet just celebrated her

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<v Speaker 3>fortieth birthday, which means I'm about to get up out

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<v Speaker 3>of there's more, no no playing. We just had a

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<v Speaker 3>kid together, and y'all ain't seen no pictures of him

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<v Speaker 3>yet because he blackens down.

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<v Speaker 4>Shit is I ain't.

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<v Speaker 3>Afraid of you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, dude, you don't have to do it, like

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh back to Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>Malanaiton continues to set records at the box office because

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<v Speaker 5>like me and my good friend Jeffrey Epstein's used to say,

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<v Speaker 5>there's nothing like an island adventure with a teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 5>I would never ever sleep with a girl as dark

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<v Speaker 5>as Mawama. Oh my god. And hey, before we go,

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<v Speaker 5>I would be remissive. But I didn't address the allegations

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<v Speaker 5>about jay Z man No, so here it is jay

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<v Speaker 5>Z is innocent those parties, and I know because I won.

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<v Speaker 5>And then if you're listening with that voice to life

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<v Speaker 5>charges against you, I'll say the same thing I always

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<v Speaker 5>said at your parties, I will help hit.

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<v Speaker 4>You all.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic now, damn. I mean a lot of people think

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<v Speaker 2>that Mike. There's one more. A lot of people think

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<v Speaker 2>that Michael wins every time on this one. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>think Colin did. Michael grew up in New York, huge

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<v Speaker 2>jay Z fan, like one of your heroes, and you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta talk about the allegations against him. Yeah, but here's

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<v Speaker 2>how it ended, and it's got you know. The camera

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<v Speaker 2>would cut to Scarlett, who was in the lobby, and

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, oh my god, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Cosco has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu,

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<v Speaker 3>but I ain't tripping. I'll be eating roast beef every night,

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<v Speaker 3>says what you fed the kid? No, I'm just playing baby.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I don't go down.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you. So like they were like contact.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Seth Myers was saying this like he had

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<v Speaker 2>texted like, hey, you feeling about that. It's like Tuesday

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<v Speaker 2>after it, and Colin is like, my heart's still pounding.

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<v Speaker 2>They hate I think they kind of hate doing this,

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh, because you kind of have to top it

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<v Speaker 2>each time too, otherwise you're just spinning the wheels. I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea what's going to happen. But a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people think this would be a good way for

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<v Speaker 2>them to go out as well, announce that they're not

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<v Speaker 2>coming back, or who would take over. Well, Michael Longfellow

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<v Speaker 2>would be my pick, and he's not in a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of sketches, but he's very dry and I think he

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<v Speaker 2>could be a norm McDonald's star. I think they would

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<v Speaker 2>probably bring in someone else. Uh, you know they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>replace the guys. Could be the end for Heidi Gardner,

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<v Speaker 2>could be the in for mikey Day. God, Heidi Gardner's

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere too. She's been there seven years and that's usually

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<v Speaker 2>the lifespan. So I'm looking forward to tomorrow night, but

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<v Speaker 2>also a little sad. Yep. All right, there you have it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the Hollywood Shuffle, a whole thirty minutes worth coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Next the news quickie, a dangerous massage therapist story will

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<v Speaker 1>go around the sports. And then we got a guy

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<v Speaker 1>joining a special guest whose house was broken into He

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<v Speaker 1>found a naked dude in his bed.

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<v Speaker 2>All that's coming your way next on The Ben Skin Show.

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<v Speaker 2>On a Happy Friday edition of our presentation,