Speaker 1: And Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. I'm
Speaker 1: really looking forward to four thirty Today. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: on Michael Duarte. We had his story yesterday. He's the
Speaker 1: sports reporter for NBCLA and he had a crazy thing
Speaker 1: where a homeless dude on drugs broke into his house,
Speaker 1: ransacked everything, killed a possum with a statue, and then
Speaker 1: laid down neked in his bed. It's too crazy to believe.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna actually have him on the show and
Speaker 1: see if we can get information out of him about
Speaker 1: how all this went down. So do not miss that
Speaker 1: coming up at four thirty. But Kat just set us
Speaker 1: up on the history of the joke swap between Michael
Speaker 1: Shay and Colin Joe's. There's rumors that this will be
Speaker 1: their last one on Saturday Night, right, Kat, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Rumor for sure. Colin Michael a little more up in
Speaker 2: the air, but their run together is likely over after
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night. And it's interesting because you have Scarlett Johanson
Speaker 2: there as the host of the show now for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Scarlett was there because she did a little cameo and
Speaker 2: then she was in the line and they put a
Speaker 2: camera on her while some of these jokes were happening.
Speaker 2: So we gave you the last five or six years.
Speaker 2: But here's what happened at Christmas. To get you ready
Speaker 2: for what could they have to try to top this?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night? Is my point.
Speaker 3: Michael is going to make me tell some racist jokes
Speaker 3: like like he always does, so this time, if you
Speaker 3: don't mind, I'd like to read all the jokes in
Speaker 3: black voice.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't mind. Do what you gotta do, man,
Speaker 4: I don't even know what black voice is.
Speaker 3: You my girl, Klina Harris all the town hall talking
Speaker 3: about she still supports the idea of slavery reparations. Well,
Speaker 3: damn girl, me too, because the white people deserve our
Speaker 3: money back for all those slates that ran away. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, shes crety MOBOs.
Speaker 4: Wow, I had no idea. That's what just a black
Speaker 4: voice was.
Speaker 2: That's a great bits there was black voice, man, but
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 5: A new study finds that women are more likely to
Speaker 5: have an orgasm if they are in touch with their
Speaker 5: body signals such as heart rate and breathing, as opposed
Speaker 5: to the women I have sex with who just hold
Speaker 5: their breath.
Speaker 2: Jesus man's pretty crazy, all right.
Speaker 3: I want to dedicate this next joke to my Booze
Speaker 3: Scarlett giants. Hey boo, y'all know Scarlet just celebrated her
Speaker 3: fortieth birthday, which means I'm about to get up out
Speaker 3: of there's more, no no playing. We just had a
Speaker 3: kid together, and y'all ain't seen no pictures of him
Speaker 3: yet because he blackens down.
Speaker 4: Shit is I ain't.
Speaker 3: Afraid of you.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, you don't have to do it, like
Speaker 2: you don't have to do this.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh back to Michael.
Speaker 5: Malanaiton continues to set records at the box office because
Speaker 5: like me and my good friend Jeffrey Epstein's used to say,
Speaker 5: there's nothing like an island adventure with a teenage girl.
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5: I would never ever sleep with a girl as dark
Speaker 5: as Mawama. Oh my god. And hey, before we go,
Speaker 5: I would be remissive. But I didn't address the allegations
Speaker 5: about jay Z man No, so here it is jay
Speaker 5: Z is innocent those parties, and I know because I won.
Speaker 5: And then if you're listening with that voice to life
Speaker 5: charges against you, I'll say the same thing I always
Speaker 5: said at your parties, I will help hit.
Speaker 4: You all.
Speaker 2: Fantastic now, damn. I mean a lot of people think
Speaker 2: that Mike. There's one more. A lot of people think
Speaker 2: that Michael wins every time on this one. I actually
Speaker 2: think Colin did. Michael grew up in New York, huge
Speaker 2: jay Z fan, like one of your heroes, and you
Speaker 2: gotta talk about the allegations against him. Yeah, but here's
Speaker 2: how it ended, and it's got you know. The camera
Speaker 2: would cut to Scarlett, who was in the lobby, and
Speaker 2: she was like, oh my god, here we go.
Speaker 3: Cosco has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu,
Speaker 3: but I ain't tripping. I'll be eating roast beef every night,
Speaker 3: says what you fed the kid? No, I'm just playing baby.
Speaker 3: You know. I don't go down.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you. So like they were like contact.
Speaker 2: I think Seth Myers was saying this like he had
Speaker 2: texted like, hey, you feeling about that. It's like Tuesday
Speaker 2: after it, and Colin is like, my heart's still pounding.
Speaker 2: They hate I think they kind of hate doing this,
Speaker 2: uh huh, because you kind of have to top it
Speaker 2: each time too, otherwise you're just spinning the wheels. I
Speaker 2: have no idea what's going to happen. But a lot
Speaker 2: of people think this would be a good way for
Speaker 2: them to go out as well, announce that they're not
Speaker 2: coming back, or who would take over. Well, Michael Longfellow
Speaker 2: would be my pick, and he's not in a lot
Speaker 2: of sketches, but he's very dry and I think he
Speaker 2: could be a norm McDonald's star. I think they would
Speaker 2: probably bring in someone else. Uh, you know they're gonna
Speaker 2: replace the guys. Could be the end for Heidi Gardner,
Speaker 2: could be the in for mikey Day. God, Heidi Gardner's
Speaker 2: everywhere too. She's been there seven years and that's usually
Speaker 2: the lifespan. So I'm looking forward to tomorrow night, but
Speaker 2: also a little sad. Yep. All right, there you have it.
Speaker 2: There's the Hollywood Shuffle, a whole thirty minutes worth coming up.
Speaker 1: Next the news quickie, a dangerous massage therapist story will
Speaker 1: go around the sports. And then we got a guy
Speaker 1: joining a special guest whose house was broken into He
Speaker 1: found a naked dude in his bed.
Speaker 2: All that's coming your way next on The Ben Skin Show.
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