Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But you're freaking idiots And a couple reminders coming up
Speaker 3: later this hour. Jeff Kaufman, attorney from Kaufman and Lynd,
Speaker 3: will be here answering your legal questions. His specialty is
Speaker 3: personal injury, so obviously if you've got something in that area,
Speaker 3: he can definitely assist with general legal questions. Also fair
Speaker 3: game if you can boil them down to a couple
Speaker 3: of sentences and text them over to two two five
Speaker 3: two six, we'll get those in front of Jeff again.
Speaker 1: Two two five two six, Yes, please keep them short.
Speaker 3: There's that, and then we'll get that concert announcement to
Speaker 3: tell you about just before the commercial free workday rock
Speaker 3: Block starts at eight big concerts, Big Big Concerts tickets.
Speaker 2: To give away all week for that show.
Speaker 3: All right, let's as I said, there's no way in
Speaker 3: hell you're gonna let us get through the first show
Speaker 3: after the Thanksgiving weekend without some sort of Thanksgiving Day
Speaker 3: mishaps somewhere. Well, it used to be, you know, it
Speaker 3: used to be the old run of the mill, burn
Speaker 3: the house down with the turkey friar thing.
Speaker 2: That's that's just to be expected now.
Speaker 1: Now, then it was the Then it moved on to like,
Speaker 1: you know, the baster abuse or the big fork, you know,
Speaker 1: the turkey fork that.
Speaker 3: You hunk, or this year, as we go to Memphis, Tennessee,
Speaker 3: say hello to fifty five year old grandmother Lachunda Johnson.
Speaker 2: What do the chun to do? Lachunda had had a few, uh,
Speaker 2: had had a few.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, And as happened sometimes on Thanksgiving Day, arguments breakout.
Speaker 3: I'm not quite sure what the source material was of
Speaker 3: the disagreement that happened. Lachunda ended up stabbing her daughter
Speaker 3: and grandson on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I bet you Lachunda made some turkey that might have
Speaker 1: been been a lot, a little bit on the dry side,
Speaker 1: and then Lea Chunda Junior might have mouthed off about it. Hey, mom,
Speaker 1: this is dry.
Speaker 3: Especially if you know Lachunda has had a few on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: You don't want to hear about your dry turkey.
Speaker 1: Hey, before I was talking about stabbing with the big fork,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, you know, you stab it and
Speaker 1: then cut it ringing do you have an electric knife
Speaker 1: that you use.
Speaker 3: I do. I don't use it anymore. It just get
Speaker 3: the grease gets all on it. Next thing you know,
Speaker 3: I'm almost in the emergency room cutting off an appendage.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotcha.
Speaker 3: Just just just go with the straight up carving knife,
Speaker 3: remove the breasts from the turkey, slices up nicely, and
Speaker 3: then remove the legs and the wings. Display those out
Speaker 3: on the latter and then you know, if anybody wants
Speaker 3: dark meat, I'll go and I'll retrieve some of that
Speaker 3: in addition to the other stuff. But it's generally my move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad used the electric knife. He ain't afraid
Speaker 1: because we used to growing up bass fishing on bass
Speaker 1: and spec you know, you know, he's clean your fish
Speaker 1: and feed the family. Back in the days before I
Speaker 1: don't know that the bass had three eyes thanks to
Speaker 1: all about fertilizers.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, No, the electric knife, that's probably one of
Speaker 3: those items that I could let go.
Speaker 2: Anybody need one, I'll take no electric knife.
Speaker 1: I could see myself losing an appendage too, Thank you, though.
Speaker 1: I think that thing and I would work on a
Speaker 1: wat Now I have a big full they knife for that.
Speaker 3: Leachunda by the way fled the scene. Police were called
Speaker 3: and later located her and was she placed her in custody,
Speaker 3: where she spent the remainder. Well, I'm assuming she's still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mess with her. Definitely would not tell
Speaker 2: her turkeys dry. And again that's just speculation on our
Speaker 2: part as to what started the altercation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Pat, you know how he just solicited
Speaker 1: often questions? Yeah, please keep him short.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's look, I know, we harp on this. It's
Speaker 3: a it's a limited segment and we try to put
Speaker 3: us several questions in front of Jeff.
Speaker 2: I'll print this one.
Speaker 3: When one as long as it's the Bible, we can't
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and print this one out
Speaker 1: and I'll boil it down. But please keep him short.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe it's not as long as the Bible, but
Speaker 3: you get you get the idea. Uh, thirty one year
Speaker 3: old guy from California thought he was headed off to
Speaker 3: Australia for I don't I don't know if this guy
Speaker 3: had a big party in mind or he was just
Speaker 3: a drug trafficker. But TSA took him into custody after
Speaker 3: they screened his bags and spotted some unusual items, including
Speaker 3: a cow onesie, which, okay, hey, to each his own,
Speaker 3: it's kind of cool, however, you party, you party. The
Speaker 3: fact though, that the cow onesie was among several items
Speaker 3: of clothes that were caked with meth that weighed in
Speaker 3: at around seventy one and a half pounds worth.
Speaker 1: That were ruins the cow onnesie that I was saying,
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool, you know, to bring meth into it.
Speaker 3: The meth cow onesie Australia down Under party. You could
Speaker 3: see me wearing a col onnesie. I could, and I
Speaker 3: wouldn't be surprised if you haven't. You just haven't copped
Speaker 3: to it yet.
Speaker 1: I'd be sitting back just like this during the show,
Speaker 1: pat grabbing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just because you could. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: That for the sound effect a lot sound effect. Library,
Speaker 1: by the way, is me milking cow letders, milking his
Speaker 1: own cow letders.
Speaker 2: It's good to be back. I've milked a cow, have you?
Speaker 1: No, I have not. I have never milked a cow.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid. You know how you do
Speaker 1: the trip to the farm. They let us go ahead,
Speaker 1: and of course you know I was being childish and
Speaker 1: you can let your mind roll.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: I don't even think we went on any field trips
Speaker 3: where cow milking was presented as an option, because Catholic school.
Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with cow. We went to
Speaker 3: you know, field trips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to like the Nutcracker and a butterfly. Good god,
Speaker 2: that was the worst one ever. I would have rather
Speaker 2: been in school.
Speaker 1: We always did a trip to the Nutcracker. And then
Speaker 1: once a year you'd go to what's the place with
Speaker 1: all the foreign forts, like the old Fort Saint Augustine.
Speaker 1: Sorry they weren't four and they were old, and it
Speaker 1: was Spanish foreigners.
Speaker 4: You landed them anyway, Moving right along. He never never
Speaker 4: made it, never made it to Australia there, utter.
Speaker 2: Man, it's an utter disgrace.
Speaker 3: Yes, ol, jokes all morning. Aren't you glad you picked
Speaker 3: this show? All cow all the time. We go to
Speaker 3: the There's uh.
Speaker 4: Some.
Speaker 3: Amusement park in Arizona that has a bunch of roller coasters,
Speaker 3: castles and coasters.
Speaker 2: It's called this.
Speaker 3: Guy uh decided that he was going to bail on
Speaker 3: the roller coaster just as it was ready to crest
Speaker 3: the initial fall. You know when you go up the yo.
Speaker 3: He went out, He had no he had a good reason.
Speaker 3: He noticed that his lap bar had come. It wasn't
Speaker 3: locked in the place, and he couldn't get it to
Speaker 3: lock in the place. So he think there's a video
Speaker 3: of him, it's on our Facebook pages.
Speaker 2: Just hold onto the bar.
Speaker 3: No, he he bailed and got out just before the
Speaker 3: thing went down.
Speaker 5: There's just adrenaline and I didn't want to die that day.
Speaker 5: I heard a click noise that was different from the
Speaker 5: chain taking us up the hill, and I checked my
Speaker 5: flat bar and it released. They could have been one
Speaker 5: of the eleven year olds, could have been somebody older,
Speaker 5: not his agile right.
Speaker 3: He obviously didn't have a parachute on. So he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm getting off, and he got off that thing and
Speaker 3: got on that little emergency walkway, you know, which they.
Speaker 2: That was my question.
Speaker 3: Okay, now they're all equipped with those because we've seen
Speaker 3: that where the coaster gets stuck up there and then
Speaker 3: they have to you know, escot people down.
Speaker 1: It's just like the monorail out at the airport or
Speaker 1: the theme parks. They have a little walkway next to hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's always going to be a safety Valve.
Speaker 1: I got the kid busted out with Agile. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's pretty. The video footage is pretty. I like, okay, man,
Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm getting interviewed after I just jumped
Speaker 1: off a coaster, I doubt I'm going to be able
Speaker 1: to scramble up. Agile sounded like a bro though. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying to hear a bro say Agile. I
Speaker 1: was kind of like, definitely was not gnarly, you know,
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