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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots And a couple reminders coming up

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<v Speaker 3>later this hour. Jeff Kaufman, attorney from Kaufman and Lynd,

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<v Speaker 3>will be here answering your legal questions. His specialty is

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<v Speaker 3>personal injury, so obviously if you've got something in that area,

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<v Speaker 3>he can definitely assist with general legal questions. Also fair

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<v Speaker 3>game if you can boil them down to a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of sentences and text them over to two two five

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<v Speaker 3>two six, we'll get those in front of Jeff again.

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<v Speaker 1>Two two five two six, Yes, please keep them short.

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<v Speaker 3>There's that, and then we'll get that concert announcement to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you about just before the commercial free workday rock

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<v Speaker 3>Block starts at eight big concerts, Big Big Concerts tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>To give away all week for that show.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's as I said, there's no way in

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<v Speaker 3>hell you're gonna let us get through the first show

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<v Speaker 3>after the Thanksgiving weekend without some sort of Thanksgiving Day

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<v Speaker 3>mishaps somewhere. Well, it used to be, you know, it

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<v Speaker 3>used to be the old run of the mill, burn

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<v Speaker 3>the house down with the turkey friar thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's just to be expected now.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, then it was the Then it moved on to like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the baster abuse or the big fork, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the turkey fork that.

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<v Speaker 3>You hunk, or this year, as we go to Memphis, Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 3>say hello to fifty five year old grandmother Lachunda Johnson.

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<v Speaker 2>What do the chun to do? Lachunda had had a few, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>had had a few.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, And as happened sometimes on Thanksgiving Day, arguments breakout.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not quite sure what the source material was of

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<v Speaker 3>the disagreement that happened. Lachunda ended up stabbing her daughter

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<v Speaker 3>and grandson on Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you Lachunda made some turkey that might have

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<v Speaker 1>been been a lot, a little bit on the dry side,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Lea Chunda Junior might have mouthed off about it. Hey, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>this is dry.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially if you know Lachunda has had a few on Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to hear about your dry turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, before I was talking about stabbing with the big fork,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm like, you know, you stab it and

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<v Speaker 1>then cut it ringing do you have an electric knife

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<v Speaker 1>that you use.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I don't use it anymore. It just get

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<v Speaker 3>the grease gets all on it. Next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm almost in the emergency room cutting off an appendage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 3>Just just just go with the straight up carving knife,

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<v Speaker 3>remove the breasts from the turkey, slices up nicely, and

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<v Speaker 3>then remove the legs and the wings. Display those out

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<v Speaker 3>on the latter and then you know, if anybody wants

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<v Speaker 3>dark meat, I'll go and I'll retrieve some of that

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<v Speaker 3>in addition to the other stuff. But it's generally my move.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my dad used the electric knife. He ain't afraid

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<v Speaker 1>because we used to growing up bass fishing on bass

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<v Speaker 1>and spec you know, you know, he's clean your fish

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<v Speaker 1>and feed the family. Back in the days before I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that the bass had three eyes thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>all about fertilizers.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, yeah, No, the electric knife, that's probably one of

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<v Speaker 3>those items that I could let go.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody need one, I'll take no electric knife.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see myself losing an appendage too, Thank you, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that thing and I would work on a

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<v Speaker 1>wat Now I have a big full they knife for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Leachunda by the way fled the scene. Police were called

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<v Speaker 3>and later located her and was she placed her in custody,

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<v Speaker 3>where she spent the remainder. Well, I'm assuming she's still.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wouldn't mess with her. Definitely would not tell

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<v Speaker 2>her turkeys dry. And again that's just speculation on our

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<v Speaker 2>part as to what started the altercation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Pat, you know how he just solicited

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<v Speaker 1>often questions? Yeah, please keep him short.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's look, I know, we harp on this. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a it's a limited segment and we try to put

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<v Speaker 3>us several questions in front of Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll print this one.

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<v Speaker 3>When one as long as it's the Bible, we can't

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and print this one out

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll boil it down. But please keep him short.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, maybe it's not as long as the Bible, but

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<v Speaker 3>you get you get the idea. Uh, thirty one year

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<v Speaker 3>old guy from California thought he was headed off to

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<v Speaker 3>Australia for I don't I don't know if this guy

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<v Speaker 3>had a big party in mind or he was just

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<v Speaker 3>a drug trafficker. But TSA took him into custody after

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<v Speaker 3>they screened his bags and spotted some unusual items, including

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<v Speaker 3>a cow onesie, which, okay, hey, to each his own,

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<v Speaker 3>it's kind of cool, however, you party, you party. The

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<v Speaker 3>fact though, that the cow onesie was among several items

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<v Speaker 3>of clothes that were caked with meth that weighed in

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<v Speaker 3>at around seventy one and a half pounds worth.

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<v Speaker 1>That were ruins the cow onnesie that I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of cool, you know, to bring meth into it.

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<v Speaker 3>The meth cow onesie Australia down Under party. You could

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<v Speaker 3>see me wearing a col onnesie. I could, and I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't be surprised if you haven't. You just haven't copped

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<v Speaker 3>to it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be sitting back just like this during the show,

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<v Speaker 1>pat grabbing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just because you could. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>That for the sound effect a lot sound effect. Library,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is me milking cow letders, milking his

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<v Speaker 1>own cow letders.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to be back. I've milked a cow, have you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have not. I have never milked a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid. You know how you do

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<v Speaker 1>the trip to the farm. They let us go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course you know I was being childish and

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<v Speaker 1>you can let your mind roll.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even think we went on any field trips

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<v Speaker 3>where cow milking was presented as an option, because Catholic school.

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<v Speaker 3>This has nothing to do with cow. We went to

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<v Speaker 3>you know, field trips.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to like the Nutcracker and a butterfly. Good god,

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<v Speaker 2>that was the worst one ever. I would have rather

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<v Speaker 2>been in school.

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<v Speaker 1>We always did a trip to the Nutcracker. And then

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<v Speaker 1>once a year you'd go to what's the place with

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<v Speaker 1>all the foreign forts, like the old Fort Saint Augustine.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry they weren't four and they were old, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was Spanish foreigners.

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<v Speaker 4>You landed them anyway, Moving right along. He never never

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<v Speaker 4>made it, never made it to Australia there, utter.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it's an utter disgrace.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, ol, jokes all morning. Aren't you glad you picked

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<v Speaker 3>this show? All cow all the time. We go to

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<v Speaker 3>the There's uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Some.

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<v Speaker 3>Amusement park in Arizona that has a bunch of roller coasters,

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<v Speaker 3>castles and coasters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called this.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy uh decided that he was going to bail on

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<v Speaker 3>the roller coaster just as it was ready to crest

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<v Speaker 3>the initial fall. You know when you go up the yo.

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<v Speaker 3>He went out, He had no he had a good reason.

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<v Speaker 3>He noticed that his lap bar had come. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>locked in the place, and he couldn't get it to

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<v Speaker 3>lock in the place. So he think there's a video

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<v Speaker 3>of him, it's on our Facebook pages.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hold onto the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he he bailed and got out just before the

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<v Speaker 3>thing went down.

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<v Speaker 5>There's just adrenaline and I didn't want to die that day.

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<v Speaker 5>I heard a click noise that was different from the

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<v Speaker 5>chain taking us up the hill, and I checked my

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<v Speaker 5>flat bar and it released. They could have been one

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<v Speaker 5>of the eleven year olds, could have been somebody older,

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<v Speaker 5>not his agile right.

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<v Speaker 3>He obviously didn't have a parachute on. So he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting off, and he got off that thing and

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<v Speaker 3>got on that little emergency walkway, you know, which they.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my question.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now they're all equipped with those because we've seen

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<v Speaker 3>that where the coaster gets stuck up there and then

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<v Speaker 3>they have to you know, escot people down.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like the monorail out at the airport or

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<v Speaker 1>the theme parks. They have a little walkway next to hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's always going to be a safety Valve.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the kid busted out with Agile. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty. The video footage is pretty. I like, okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I'm getting interviewed after I just jumped

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<v Speaker 1>off a coaster, I doubt I'm going to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to scramble up. Agile sounded like a bro though. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying to hear a bro say Agile. I

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of like, definitely was not gnarly, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>is j R r