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Speaker 1: I was forty, unmarried and single. I never bought into

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the whole living happily ever after thing that was for

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regular people, and one thing I figured out pretty fast

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was that regular people were assholes. I had all of

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my high school classmates on Facebook, and their fake online

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lives looked like drab City. I did the online dating crap,

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but most of the guys on there had more baggage

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than a conveyor belt at the airport. That was not

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my scene. I liked things the old fashioned way, meeting

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people in person. There was nothing better than flirting and

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body language. To some, they were lost art forms. But

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to the remaining few who had the tools, we could

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party like it was nineteen ninety nine. Again. I started

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a new routine that was seemingly the most beneficial way

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of picking up hot and horny guys. Going to this

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sleazy bar next to the airport, Campbell's. You would meet

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men flying in or out of town on business, away

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from their wives, and I was always willing to show

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them a good time. The owner of Campbell's had seen

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what I was up to and would turn a blind

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eye to me taking someone to the men's bathroom and

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doing them. He liked the idea of me being fucked

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in there. He winked at me and said, you're my

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kind of girl. I'd marry a bitch like you. I

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used to laugh at that. One snowy winter night, I

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was propped up at the bar of Campbell's when the

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door opened and someone stumbled in a cold gust, pushing

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them inside. I looked up from my beer and and

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a guy around my age, well kept, well dressed, walked in.

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He came and stood next to me at the bar,

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nodded and asked the bartender for a beer. As he

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was being served, he told a tale about missing a

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flight and having to wait two hours for the next one.

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He sold farm equipment, had his own business, and needed

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to get to Wisconsin by tomorrow for some boring seminar.

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The bartender gave as much of a fuck as I did,

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But there was something familiar about this guy. I looked

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him up and down, not bad at all. The bartender

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gave me that look like the men's bathroom was going

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to be out of service for a few hours tonight.

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I turned to the guy, introduced myself, and he did

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the same. Dan Roberts, he said, holding out a hand

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my eyes narrowed. I knew this guy. I told him

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my name was Linda Caruso, and he started a conversation.

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The bartender smiled and walked to the back. I made

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up a story about how I missed my flight too

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and had time to kill. We talked, made conversation. I

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kept rubbing my leg against his, and he didn't seem

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to mind. He never pulled away. I noticed that the

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wedding ring he had on when he walked in magically

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disappeared somewhere between the second and third beer he bought me.

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I noticed the little looks, the eye contact that held

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too long. The game was on. I fully rubbed his leg,

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fired a lascivious look from my eyes that would cut

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steel transmitting. I wanted him full blast, and he was

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giving me all the signals back. I looked around, moved closer.

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You and I we don't know each other, I said,

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we'll probably never meet one another again. He held his

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gaze on me, So why don't we enjoy the moment,

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do what we want to do to one another right here,

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right now. What do you want to do, he asked,

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already knowing the answer. I want to do you, I said, good,

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and fucking hard in that bathroom. I licked the neck

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of my beer bottle like it was a cock and

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stared at him. He thought about it for a moment

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and said, fuck it. I pulled him through the door

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of the bathroom and was instantly making out with him

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like crazy, kissing him deep, all tongues, all wet and sexy.

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I pulled away, quickly held up my phone and said,

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we'd better set a timer. Don't want to miss our flights.

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I fiddled with my phone, set it up and put

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it on the shelf above the sinks, and then went

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over and bolted the door shut. That's the good thing

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about this place, I said, privacy, and pulled my top

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down to expose my heavy tits. Shit, he said, and

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got on his knees and started to suck them. Fuck,

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I moaned. I pulled his hair hard, said do you

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like the taste of those tits? Huh? They feel good

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in your mouth? He mumbled out a response as he

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lapped at my nipples. If you like them, I said,

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try this. I pulled away from him, hooked my thumbs

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in my denim skirt and yanked it down to reveal

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my shapely legs. Then I yanked my black panties down

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and pulled them and my skirt off. I hoisted a

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leg up on the sink and spread my pussy lips

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for him. Eat it, I demanded. He didn't need to

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be told twice. He buried his face and my hairy,

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wet slit and licked it deep like that, I hissed,

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He moaned as he ate my cunt. I do a

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lot of this, I said, fucking strangers in bathrooms. If

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you lick deep enough, you can taste all the cock

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I've had in there. He moaned again, somehow managing to

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lick my filthy snatch deeper. That's it, good, I purred,

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Clean out all that old cock juice, you bastard. He

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reached up and spread my ass cheeks as he ate

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me clean hold on, I said, pushed him away, then

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squatted and pissed all over the floor. I grinned at

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him as I did it, dirty bitch, he said, grinning.

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Then I stood up, put my leg back on the

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sink and offered him my pissy cunt again. Clean it,

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I demanded, Clean it good. He didn't hesitate, then cleaned

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out my insides with his eager tongue. Then I ordered

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him to stand up and strip. He did instantly. He

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was a fine specimen of a man, better than he

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looked online. I got to my knees and sucked his

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cock hard, going deep on his throbbing rod. I coughed

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and gagged, pulled back and looked up at him, leaving

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a thick trail of saliva up the length. I've sucked

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a lot of cock with this mouth, I said. You

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think I'm good at sucking cock? Yeah, he breathed out heavily.

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There's nothing better than sucking a stranger's big dick, I said,

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lapping the head of it. Well, other than eating a

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stranger's asshole out. I grabbed him and spun him around.

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He put two hands on the bathroom mirror in front

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of him and spread his legs. I lunged my face

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into his ass and licked it like a maniac, tonguing

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his shithole deep. He whimpered and moaned. He was all mine,

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completely in my control. I bet your little wife doesn't

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do this for you, does she? I moaned from between

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his cheeks. At first, he didn't answer, does she? I

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demanded no? He groaned out as I lapped his anus.

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You should have married me because I'm a better whore,

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I exclaimed, say it, I should have married you, you whore,

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he cried in pleasure. That was great. I stood up,

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bent over the sink and told him to do me

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from behind, fuck me like an animal. He was on

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me and in me in seconds. He rammed his dick

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up into me fast. I was pushed forward into the

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bathroom mirror and watched myself tremble as he went balls deep.

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Fuck me, good, I said, in a breathy voice. Let

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it all out in me. He plowed me like a

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cheap slut from behind. He pulled my hair, spat on

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his cock as it plunged in and out of me,

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making it wetter than it was. Slap me, I bellowed,

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my voice echoing in the bathroom. He cracked a hand

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across my ass as he fucked me, across my back

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and around my face. Good, whoors like to be treated rough?

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I laughed. He went at me harder than he had before.

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I started to run out of breath. He was doing

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me so hard. Who has the better cunt? I cried, me?

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Or your bitch wife? You? He cried, say fuck her?

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Fuck your wife? I cried, fuck her. He bellowed back,

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fuck my wife, fucking me and degrading her? Did it?

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He howled as thick ropes of spunk splattered my insides.

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Jesus Christ, there was so much of it. I felt

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it pump back out of my cunt and string down

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to the piss covered bathroom floor. I spun around, sat

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on the sink and spread my cum drenched cunt for him.

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Lick me, Get me off, I cried. He got on

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his knees and licked me fast and good, and within

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seconds I showered him in a gush of cum. It

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soaked him and fired so far that it hit the

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cubicle walls behind us. We stood there, panting and wiping

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ourselves down. I quickly got dressed. He panted and said

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that was amazing, I thought, so, I said, let's see

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what your wife thinks. His face went pale. I picked

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up my phone, unlocked it, and showed him the live stream.

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I turned on to his wife's Facebook page. Remember when

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I said my high school friends shared too much about

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their lives online. That's where I knew this guy from.

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He was the husband of one of my old high

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school classmates. She always bragged that she had a perfect

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life and always said she felt sorry for me not

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having what she had, a truly loving husband. Well not anymore.

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Say hi, honey, I said, pointing the phone towards him.

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His wife appeared streaming live to the chat. I opened

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it up and she appeared on the screen, tears pouring

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down her face. You son of a bitch, she screamed.

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I laughed, turned off the phone and walked out of

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the bathroom, walked out of Campbell's into the cold night

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air good and fucked regular people. They were such assholes.

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