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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome.
Speaker 1: Thanks for getting your pot on.
Speaker 2: Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we shread
the word. I can't, dude, this just came in right now, okay,
and I can't say a fucking thing. But will you
please read that to yourself? Do not read that on
in a microphone? Do not? Did you see it?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Did you see who it's from? Yes? Okay, hello, my friend.
What was the last time you heard from I talked
to him not that long ago. Okay, yeah, we had
a nice long conversation. Uh I think he came on
the air. That's maybe I don't remember, but uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Tell myself alone.
Speaker 2: I'll have to answer that.
Speaker 1: I don't even do people still call him by his nickname?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, kidding, well I do. I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know people do.
Speaker 2: If I see him at the y sometimes I'll yell
at out, especially with you when.
Speaker 1: He was with his kids. Okay, yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Just one though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an interesting interesting stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very interesting stuff. And just the timing of that well,
I mean, honest to.
Speaker 1: God, just like it dropped as right as we hit go.
Speaker 2: Here's the funny part. Like I can't really say what
it is, but it's unfortunate when when yeah, things change,
that's all I'll say.
Speaker 1: Yeah changes, right, buddy.
Speaker 2: Turn face the strange changes going on on my face.
You picked up because the regulator wasn't locked on, so
then I saved you. Yeah, so now I got you
into the guard.
Speaker 1: So now I got like a gold make sure you're
locked in?
Speaker 2: Yes, I got to go tee, and I don't really
like it. And then today was Jamison's first day of
school and he comes home from school. Yeah, and he's like, uh,
free breadth.
Speaker 1: I go, how was it? He goes, Yeah, it is
free breakfast, free breakfast, and free lunch.
Speaker 2: He goes, I.
Speaker 1: Said, how how was it? He goes, good, Oh, yeah, school,
what do you want.
Speaker 2: Now? At the same time, like, I don't think I
don't think we ever realized how fucking annoying we were
age to our parents, right, because this morning, like he
had been down to New York City. There was all
kinds of clothes bought, money given so he could buy
the clothes he wanted.
Speaker 1: At some to sell to weary.
Speaker 2: So he's telling me, He's like, yeah, man, I was
down in Chinatown and this guy told me he liked
me so much. He's taking ten dollars off and not
charging me tax. And I go, please, yeah, fucking please, yes.
Speaker 1: Oh they're not Chinese. They're in Chinatown.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that makes the difference.
Speaker 2: I go here, but they see you coming, like they
see you coming and you're off pump pumped up.
Speaker 1: So then I was just in China Town last week.
Out of how it.
Speaker 2: Works, so he said, So he got these clothes, he
swears through the authentic stuff. They look like it's really
I can't eat us with four stripes, I can't. But
the price extra strike, I can't. I can't tell with
two l's. It's like all this, it's all this Nike
like it looks great, right, sneakers look great, the sweatshirts.
He's got his Nike with, He's got his outfits planned
out for the week. He's gonna wear that green thing tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so he says to me green Thursday.
Speaker 2: You know that green zip they bought.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he says to me, hey, you get five hundred
dollars for this yeah? Remember, yeah, I did say that.
Speaker 1: He showed us tax free.
Speaker 2: He showed us on the web people were paying four
seventy five for this fucking sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he said to me this morning, he goes, I
need a backpack, and I go, what happened to the
one you had?
Speaker 1: He goes, oh it fabric got caught.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it got thrown out. I think it got
thrown out. I go, okay, I go okay. I said
all right.
Speaker 2: He's like, well listen, I want to get this, and
I forget the name of the brand. I so wish
I wrote this down like it's something. It's something, right.
It's like, he goes, Grease Ridge, mall, you know, can
we go right after school?
Speaker 1: I go, I'm not drawn.
Speaker 2: I live. No, I'm not. I'm not going that far.
I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't go to Pittsford.
Speaker 2: Okay, but this store he knows has it and they
have it for X price. Okay, So I said, no,
not do now, come on. So then I said, because
I get I start to feel guilty and I don't
know what this is. I don't know if this is
single dad feeling like I Tomorrow I will explain what
project I have jumped into. And I don't know if
it's like that. I'm I'm not gonna have enough time
for him, you know, enough time to balance things properly.
Speaker 1: Subadly it becomes a full house episode.
Speaker 2: So so he said, he says to me, can we
go to uh? Can we go to guess our drunk guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought he looks like a drunk
I thought he was young anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh, So he says to me, I said, well, you
know what, maybe we go to East View. He goes, Oh,
they may have it at east View. They may they
may have it. There's a couple of stores that probably
are gonna have it. It's like splattered paint. I don't
know what it's called. I for I still wish I
could remember to I should text them what the name
of it is. So then he says to me, So
he comes home and he's like got an attitude, and
he's like, can we can I go over to the
Homes's house? Uh? This weekend I'm like, I can't even
think past today. I'm still in my head trying to
figure out what I'm gonna do for dinner because I
want to sit down to dinner with you, which, by
the way, beautiful, did sam on that grill you brought us?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Cool? Yeah? Did salmon?
Speaker 1: Those emeralds are amazing.
Speaker 2: I put way too much turmeric on mine. It got
under my nails and it's all yellow. I can see that.
But James, since I put with brown sugar and a
little cage and spice, sugar case and spice, uh yeah,
uh huh. And then he said, then he said, uh,
he devoured it. It was great. I put it over.
I put mine over a bed of a arugula with strawberries.
Speaker 1: One of the healthiest vegetables you could eat, I know.
Speaker 2: And then on the other side, I had a little
uh peel off look at missus. Dah yeah, trying. So
I'm thinking, like, he's just now now he's annoying me,
and it's like anything you say and I can feel
I can literally start to feel my blood pressure go up.
I know it, I know it is.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, don't be a dick, don't
be a dick. Don't be a dick.
Speaker 2: So finally I say, let's go. We'll go to the mall.
So we're going and he's something happens on. What can
I go over so and so's house and can we
stop over here and get this person this thing because
I got to pick it up before. But everything's like,
everything's like forty minutes away from where we are. I
don't know. I don't have time for that. So then
he says, he goes. I said, get in, go in
the store and find it. So he finds it at
a former sponsor of ours. The bag he wants. Oh yeah,
he finds that the plug. Okay, okay, I'm I'm so
pissed at the attitude that I'm getting. I'm just annoyed.
And maybe it's me. This is what I'm trying to think.
I go, it's got to be something in me. So
I decide to hang back and not go in the store.
Speaker 1: Okay, kind of like you're waiting for a wife. Well,
I know the feeling. Maybe I'm gonna go and dry goods. Okay,
I'm gonna sit out here be it. Okay, I'll just
sit out here. Hang on, I'm typing in what's the
brand of the back They haven't an old navy again, Okay,
I'm gonna sit out here.
Speaker 2: So he says, he goes in. So now I float
around because I know the guy who owns the plug
sees me, and I don't know what to do because
he he just that's Shannon Joy.
Speaker 1: Do you ever meet Shannon Joy? No? You never miss
seeing her posts? Yeah, yes, that's Shannon Joy. Okay, what
did you think, scut good looking lady?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yeah, there's no doubt. I have a story
for you.
Speaker 1: Letter.
Speaker 2: Uh so, the name of the backpack is spray Ground?
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say that about somebody?
Speaker 2: Of course you have? Okay, spray Ground is the name
of the spray ground?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's definitely not Shannon Joy.
Speaker 2: So we he walks into the plug, and now the
owner of the plug sees me. So I gotta hang
in the back because I don't want to really be
involved in this and I don't want hey man, and
he does say, I'll give you ten percent off, and
I know why he's doing that because I'm standing back
there with ten percent off this book bag? How much
do you think this spray Ground book bag?
Speaker 1: But the backpack. Excuse me, backpack? Seventy nine dollars? Really?
Are you serious? Yeah? Okay, two and twenty five. Well,
I thought seventy nine was high end. Two hundred and
twenty nine dollars.
Speaker 2: From ten one hundred and twenty five, so two attacks
two fifty. I don't even remember what he was doing.
Speaker 4: He was saying, you're you're you're Ontario counting though, So
is it seven percent or it's uh lower?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do they tax school clothes back to school?
Speaker 2: I'm my god, twenty nine dollars? Did he pay for
the twenty five?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: And he goes, I can't do that, I can't do that.
And I told him I'll meet you like halfway on
a price. Oh my god, and I it's only because
I've spent mine. Doesn't matter your kids, it's what your
kids do. But when I was a kid, we were
told you get the house special. Anything above the house special,
you got to pay the extra. I don't know what
that exactly meant, but my dad figured, like, if the
shirt's thirty five dollars, I'm paying thirty five dollars. If
you want the fifty five dollars shirt, you got to
come up.
Speaker 1: With the next Fey just got to make it like
on the Cosby Show. It's a guard got trail.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so now we were walking out and
he goes, oh, don't and I said, well, let's go.
So we checked two other stores. Now he's looking for
some Nike brand whatever. They don't have it at Dick's.
They don't have it at this other JD. Sport. So
we're leaving them all and he goes, uh, man, I
really got I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1: I said, did you eat lunch?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't feel like it when lunch came around.
And I'm like, you know what, Like why now now
again it's like pissing me off. So he goes, well,
there's no snacks and stuff. I said, listen, I have dinner.
I want to sit down on the nights that we can.
I want to sit down and talk and have dinner. Which,
by the way, it's my brother's birthday and you weren't
here when my brother sent.
Speaker 1: He sent Domino's pizza. Yeah, so I'm like, what do
I do? What I do? What do I do?
Speaker 2: And I should have probably just sent the Domino's pizza.
I didn't. I sent like a bouquet of balloons that
apparently freaked the cat out and cost me probably what
the pizza wok, you know what I mean. That's like,
I think, a fucking waste of money a balloon, K
yeah it did it didn't care about it was. So
I just put in there because my brother went to
cornew and he also went to clown College for real,
he did in Florida.
Speaker 1: So I said, the.
Speaker 2: Only guy who can take his Ivy League diploma and
turn it into a balloon animals.
Speaker 1: A happy bird.
Speaker 2: So that was. That was so he called during dinner.
So we didn't even really get to talk. But here's
the point that's starting to annoy me.
Speaker 1: Oh this is the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like even now I'm already knowing I'm.
Speaker 1: Having my blood pressure raised. It I don't even have
a kid.
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed with the tude. I'm annoyed with
the tude. I feel like there's an expectation like why
wouldn't you take me to grease? And when I say that,
I feel like I think the term is I'm gas
lit to make like I'm fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta say he's no.
Speaker 2: Well, anytime I say no, yeah, you spiral and you
go put like a turtle. So I'm like, okay, say buddy,
near BJS, We'll go over, get a bunch of your snacks, right,
get whatever you want. So we're walking in. I say,
go get your chips. He's been there many times. He
goes to the opposite.
Speaker 1: Side of the store.
Speaker 2: I am calling him and calling I'm getting pissed. Now
he shows up. Now we're walking down. He gets his
chips and he goes, what are you trying to see him? Fat?
You're trying to go No, I'm not saying that, he goes.
He yells out really, so this lady sees me because
I go, God, damn it, Jami said, just getting She laughs,
and he goes.
Speaker 1: Hey, just finally let me out of the basement.
Speaker 2: I can eat something. So now now I'm pissed.
Speaker 1: Now after the type Jackson in the back of the van.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, wait, it gets better. So now we're walking
down an aisle and he very loudly says.
Speaker 3: This guy's here to meet a fourteen year old girl.
Like fucking it's echoing, echoing off the high ceilings of BJS,
and I am and all of a sudden, I hear
all of a sudden, I hear this very very pretty
woman say, hi, Jamison, how are you?
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh hey, it's a new counselor at school.
So I'm like, I was losing my shit, like losing
my shit. And then we're up at the checkout. It's
a self checkout. The shit's not scanning now, of course
I can't scan anything, and he's going to me. He goes,
I think this guy's trying to steal something. I think
that's what you say, because I was like, I honestly
got BTV. Would fire Pizza and Grille? Oh?
Speaker 1: I love BTV. Yeah, football season's come.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, you go out there. Cowboy fans gonna be
there tonight. Yeah, that's true, Cowboys fans. Let me tell
you something right now. I'm gonna say this again. I'm
gonna say it later. The Cowboys. The Cowboys are the
only team in America that, no matter who they're playing,
they take the oxygen out of the room. Yes, Jerry
Jones and I've been watching a little bit of the
net Netflix, The Gambler and His Cowboys. Me too. Yeah,
just a little bit interesting. The way I'm still in
kind of the losing seasons, but they seemed to starting
They're starting to get it together. But the thing that
I find so interesting with Jerry's he treats the team
like a TV show. Yes, and he just I think
this whole Micah Parsons' I gotta I'll just say this.
I know we're talking about BTV, but Michael Parsons, I can't.
I could not think of Dan And I tried, and
I know you know sports way better than me, but
I could not think of a player in his prime,
one of the best at his position, to be traded
in an NFL season. I don't remember in his prime.
I was. I was trying to think. I mean, maybe
Reggie White, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Written No, Reggie White was a was a free agent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So this was what I'm saying, like, I can't
think of anybody in their prime that was traded.
Speaker 1: In the mid in the middle of this or at
the beginning of the season.
Speaker 4: And Charles Haley when you get further down, Charles Haley
was traded from the forty nine ers to the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't a midseason it was an offseason trade.
I mean, and this wasn't a midseason it was but
it was it was preseason, I meanas because of the season.
I mean, I know it's happened.
Speaker 4: I know Randy Moss I think, was from Oakland to
New England right before training camp.
Speaker 2: I mean, was there a bigger player. I mean, maybe
Randy Moss. I'm thinking, I don't know that there's been
a bigger player trade of a player at his prime
in the NFL.
Speaker 4: I mean, they thought Randy Lass had lost his step.
So I mean, right right now, I don't. I mean,
I mean it's been a while. Cornill's Bennett was and
Eric Dickerson were traded on Halloween nineteen eighty seven, three
way deal. The Bill's got Bennett, the Colts got Dickerson,
and the Rams got a ton of draft picks in
Greg Bell. Okay, so but I remember that, Okay, but yeah,
you gotta go back in herschel Walker. Yeah, if you're
watching the Cowboys document, yeah they did get rid of which,
by the way, set the table for the Cowboys dynasty
Marshall Walker trade.
Speaker 1: Right. So, but I mean it's been a while. It's
been a while.
Speaker 2: And I couldn't think of that, and I go, this
is Jared and that trade went down at BT Beat.
Speaker 1: Jerry was on the phone with Matt Reeves, going, Matt,
what do I do here? Do you make the track?
And Matt Toytle make the deal.
Speaker 2: Matt is a huge Cowboys fan. The game will go down.
I will tell you that. I mean still, they're gonna
be hanging the banner in Philadelphia. They're going to celebrate,
and yet most of the attention is on America's team.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Amazing, It's fucking amazing. And the food at BTV amazing.
Speaker 1: Jerry is the American dream. He is the American dream.
Speaker 2: I say, you get there Thursday and if you can,
maybe you just try to find a place to crash
in the mall and just keep showing up every day
because they'll be great college There'll be great college games
on Saturday, and then you sticking around. He got brunch
on Sunday, which is award winning, and then you go
in and you get by the.
Speaker 4: Way Friday Friday, you got the game on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chargers and Chiefs. You can watch that at
BTV too.
Speaker 2: That's where I think it's in Brazil. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: It's not the United States because they can't play a
Friday night game in the United States during the high
school season.
Speaker 1: But the NFL found a loophole, as they always do.
Speaker 4: Commercials come in a red zone channel you know where
you won't find commercials.
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Speaker 1: Of All Trades.
Speaker 2: Juice Fields, who I remember from social media.
Speaker 1: He's a big fan of yours. He's a fan of
you too, because I'm kind of related to me. Oh
you are, Yeah?
Speaker 2: How's that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My sister is his sister in law.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well but the guy could pick football.
Speaker 1: Okay, So and he's a save bot at your guy. Wow,
we won't hold that against him.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's bigger than being a Syracuse guy
right now, to be honest.
Speaker 2: With you, Mom, a Fisher guy. Yeah, but we're Fisher guy.
Speaker 1: Not in the sports world. No mean something to us. Yes,
at Nazareth, but yeah it does. But I mean, like,
it's not not bot of at your level. No, it
definitely is a level.
Speaker 2: Is that? What kind of hat is that? That Giants hat?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: New York Giants?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: How did that happen?
Speaker 5: I had a rich uncle who lived in the city
and groomed me at a young age. And then I
had a brother.
Speaker 2: Careful you say that uncle's grooming guys, Hey, my uncle
grew me earlier.
Speaker 5: I had an older, older brother who was all about
the Bills. And you need that sibling rivalry, Yes you do.
Speaker 2: You know, so you stuck with the Giants. Now. I
was a Giants fan growing up, and I rooted for
the Giants in the first Super Bowl against the Bills. Uh.
And I remember I went back to Marris College afterwards.
People were hanging out their dorm windows and me right,
and I dropped this girl that I was dating off
and she was all drunk on blue Whales from a party.
Speaker 1: Blue Whales. Yeah, it was the name of the drains
coming back, blue Whale.
Speaker 2: She vomited blue whale.
Speaker 1: She was a bit of a blue whale. Yeah, she
blew who cleaned the toilet?
Speaker 2: No, anyway, I got I see too much. And then
but then I came up here juice, and when we
had training camp, you got to know these guys, and
like even Mario Williams. Do I say his name wrong?
Is a Mary?
Speaker 1: No, it's Mario Mario.
Speaker 2: And he came in like we were talking about whether
or not he was going to show up the camp
and they were listening in the weight room at six
o'clock and I remember when he ripped the tent back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like, you could not root for these guys
because of that, and so I became a fan. And
then somebody who I'm close with is uh, really tight
with the Bills Houses, So I mean, how can you not?
So why don't we start there? And I know it's
the Sunday night game and I don't know how NBC
gets two games on an opening weekend.
Speaker 4: This is well, that's how it's always worked. They get
the Thursday and the Sunday. Then they get the rest
of Amazon the Thursday nights. Yeah, they get the rest
of the Sundays and then there's a couple of holidays
sprinkled in.
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, this game will be on NBC. But
it's the Ravens and the Bills. And I've been looking
at this one a lot, and I've had debates with
people because, as someone said to me, for the Ravens,
this is sort of their super Bowl, like they're coming back.
They remember, they remember what happened, right, and and really
they beat themselves in that game? Did they?
Speaker 5: They out played Buffalo those two turnovers, they should have
won that game.
Speaker 1: Yes, so turnovers and a drop two point conversion.
Speaker 2: And there was talk of of Lamar possibly besting out
Josh Allen for back. Would it have been back to
back MVP season?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So they split the vote. They gave Lamar the
All Pro vote and they gave Alan the MVP kind
of like a lifetime achievement award for Allen.
Speaker 2: All Right, Well, okay, so what you know Ship on
the MVP.
Speaker 4: He No, he hasn't even been a lifetime He deserved No, he.
Speaker 1: Deserved the m v P.
Speaker 4: But the people who voted for Lamar Jackson to get
the All Pro vote or the m v P voter
out of their freaking minds.
Speaker 1: It was completely statistic driven. That's not to take anything away.
Speaker 4: From Lamar Jackson, but Lamar, look at bar Jackson, some
browning Castle, look at Josh Allen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done talking. We are I agree. I agree.
Speaker 4: Like if you could do right now, if you if
you were Brandon Bean and the deral manager of the
Ravens call say hey, you want to swap rosters except
for quarterbacks, you'd be doing it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: Well, it is like when you look at that juice,
when you look at them even I mean, they have
one of the best linebackers in the league. Who's gonna,
I think gonna be all over you know, our running
back and then you see edge rushers and their defensive
backs are pretty good. And then on the offensive side
you got Henry in addition to Lamar Jackson, let alone
Mill that slot receiver they have.
Speaker 5: The Bills can never stop remember even.
Speaker 2: Something another game.
Speaker 1: Always yeah, they can't stop.
Speaker 2: So I did pick the Bills in this In the end,
I picked them twenty seven to twenty four because I
think I think it's gonna be which really I believe
that that's the spread right there?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Is it three points or has it dropped?
Speaker 5: No, we're we're down. I just look before we have
done here, I thought we'd be talking. Baltimore is now favored.
They're minus one.
Speaker 4: Wow, Trey White didn't practice. Christian Bedford uh is questionable?
He was limited today. Keon Coleman we found out didn't
practice today, so or was limited in practice.
Speaker 1: I mean, Bills have their injuries and oh, by the way,
the secondary.
Speaker 2: Do we worry if they lose this game? Are you
how upset will you be?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 4: I won't be completely upset because I expect them to lose.
I hate saying that I want them to win, but
I don't think that. Look, I hate betting on intangibles,
but Baltimore needs this game more than Buffalo does. What
will happen is the Bills will lose. Everyone will get
ticked off Monday morning. Then Tuesday they'll rationalize and say, yeah, no,
maybe it was better than they lost this, then they'll
go on a tear. Then they'll get the Chiefs at home.
They'll win that one. We're back, baby, We're back.
Speaker 2: All right, Juice? What do you think you like the
Ravens in this one?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately I'm all over Baltimore in this one. Do you
think I think it's just a big for what you mentioned,
better team at a roster and more so, I think
it's a huge revenge spot for them maybe to get
back after that division lost last year.
Speaker 2: But it's the first game, you know what I mean,
It's the first game of the season, so I kind
of go eh.
Speaker 1: They've been preparing for this the day the schedule came out.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 4: And like the thing is that just knows this too,
you know, Like you know, the Bills always have to
beat Kansas City in the regular season, right, Well, the
Ravens need to get by Kansas City and Buffalo.
Speaker 1: They got to win this.
Speaker 4: One because their schedule is a lot harder than the
Buffalo schedule.
Speaker 2: I don't I see.
Speaker 1: I don't think Buffalo has that easy of a schedule.
Speaker 4: It's a smoother schedule. It's not as easy, but it's smoother.
All the tough games are at home well, and they have.
Speaker 2: A nice run you're not traveling in.
Speaker 4: So they could set themselves up for you know, for
like mistakes down the line easier than if.
Speaker 5: They if they somehow beat Baltimore, I think they can
go undefeated, going to Well, going to feed it up
until the KSE game, so they could go into that
KYC game. Is what seven and all? Yes, I mean
that's that's how their schedule sets up for them. I mean, dude,
the Saints box, I mean, you know those are Jets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, I guess that's true. How do you
feel about your Giants?
Speaker 5: By the way, Giants, I haven't been this excited in
a long time. Daniel Jones is off the team. He
just he handcuffed us for years. Had that one good
season cost us set us back another six. So I
am extremely excited for the Giants, and I think we're
gonna surprise a lot of people this year. Our defense
is gonna be unbelievable. Defense alone will keep us in
games as long as Russ can just maintain do what
he does. You know, we're gonna win some ugly games
and some low scoring games. But Giants, Giants are gonna
be there for sure.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, juice.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you had to take make a bet
on when Jackson Dart may start at quarterback this year,
do you think it's gonna happen? And by what time?
Is there a bet you can place on that? Or
like I think Jackson Dart's gonna be starting a quarterback
by week X.
Speaker 1: I don't know, can you do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't think there's a bet you can make.
But if you ask anybody, I would rather as a fan,
I would rather not see him till like later on
like week you know eleven, two.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm with you.
Speaker 5: I don't want The only thing I'm worried about is
the Giants have a gaunt let of a schedule to start.
So if they go you know, one and four, you
know on three, uh, people are gonna be calling for him,
and I just I don't want to rush him out
there because I do think he's special and he could
be it, but let's just not scowl.
Speaker 2: Russell Russell Wilson. Mister, what does he call himself?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, danger russ.
Speaker 2: No, remember you called himself mister.
Speaker 4: He had a special nickname for himself. It was kind
of I forgot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: Two stakes that Russell Wilson may have been the first
player to play himself out of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5: Yes, I said that, yeap, And and I believe that,
so he has he has a chance to change that.
I mean he was, he was so great, but he's
only I mean, his last couple of years have just
been even his last year in Seattle just absolutely dreadful.
And forget about Denver. I mean that was just an
absolute Yeah.
Speaker 2: But they beat the Bills on Monday night.
Speaker 5: We were there and there miss or the missed the
field goal, called the time.
Speaker 2: Out, we kick it right, you got it tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Hamblin was on the field, he was the twelfth man
and they came from an extra five yards after the
pass interference.
Speaker 2: Juice, do you have a lock like a sure thing?
Speaker 5: Sure thing for games on Sunday?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like green Bay minus two and a half. If
I had to pick one, that's it green Bay minus two.
Speaker 1: And a half.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am.
Speaker 5: I am down big on the Lions this year. There's
a couple of teams that I think, I just I
think they're I think they've missed their window and I
think they're gonna miss their offensive coordinators and Johnson. I
think that changes a lot of things.
Speaker 1: And both their coordinators became head coaches. Yeah, I forgot
about So.
Speaker 5: That's you know. And uh, you know Campbell, I just
I mean, you know, Lions are good, but I just
think they they I don't think they're gonna be as
good as they have been the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I kind of like that down on the Lions.
Speaker 4: Uh, Michael Parsons is going to try to like have
a show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hear baby. Yeah, I said to Danny,
I can't remember a player in his prime being traded
just before season, Like to me, Uh, this is I
can't think of a bigger player trade in the NFL
and NFL history at this juncture of the season.
Speaker 1: That's all I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, isn't it. And I think that obviously. You
like the Eagles for tonight or the Thursday night game.
Speaker 5: Actually, I mean you gotta think Dallas is down, but
I won't be. I won't be touching that game at all.
I don't like anybody in the NFC East, okay, and
I usually don't. I usually those games.
Speaker 2: Giants, So so you're you're saying, you like Green Bay?
Who else?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 5: We got Baltimore. Yeah, I'm also I like the Giants
getting six points, and I think they can win that
game outright, So if you really want to throw some
throw some couch change on sprick a little bit on
them to win straight up. But the Giants will definitely
cover that six.
Speaker 2: Danny's taking notes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, I'm gonna play this back over
hidden messages seriously.
Speaker 5: And then a couple couple other nuggets for for Sunday
or Monday night. Next Monday night, you're gonna want Chicago
plus one and a half against the Minnesota But really, yep,
you got JJ McCarthy making his first start and rookies
rookie qbs in week one on the road. Look it up,
they do not do well. They just they never have.
Caleb Williams was the first one to win last year,
and he was the first to do it since I
think it was David Carr and like two thousand and two.
They just they don't ever win their first game. They
just especially on the road, that's a tough place, uh
to be. So that's that's what I'm going at. And
also Denver because they got cam Ward coming in same scenario.
Speaker 1: A lot of people like Denver.
Speaker 2: This year, I had a guy come in today. I
needed to have the dishwasher fixed because the latch broke.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: Guy says, Guys, he's squatted down at the dishwasher. He goes,
what do you think of Denver? I go, what, I'm
sitting on the other side of, like the breakfast counter.
Yeah right, he's over by the dishwasher. He goes, what
do you think of Denver? I go, I don't know.
He's like, you mean. I go, okay, obviously you took.
He goes, I'm telling you bo Nix is gonna be great.
I go, well, bo Nicks was impressive. He had he
was older, a little more mature. I certainly had a
lot of playing time in college when he played six years,
seven years, he got two degrees. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, he was at Auburn and he was supposed to
be the Golden Jocks. His father played there. But then no,
it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: So he goes to.
Speaker 2: Oregon and he was great. What he did well, it
was solid. Yes, he was solid, and I thought in
this system he looked good. He seems confident. I mean
that that's half the battle. Yeah, imagine being like I mean,
Juice just said, rookie QB is starting week one. Just
imagine the fucking pounding in your head. Everybody has to
talk to you up to that game. And when I
say everybody, you're a high school coach, your mom, your
mom's best friend, Patty Hey, like every fucking human being,
and you just can't, Like, I don't know how. You
got to have a really really good you know, nerves, nerves,
a steal. But like at some point, Look, we hear
about players who throw up before every game. You know,
I think Josh Kelly.
Speaker 1: Used to throw up before every game. That's what he
came nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty six, Bills are about to play the Jets
at home, right, it's Kelly's debut. He just comes from
the USFL, and the players are hearing some guy wretching
in the stall and then what's that?
Speaker 1: And Kent Hole goes, that's our quarterback.
Speaker 2: That there's a confidence. Oh my god, We've.
Speaker 1: Got the Giants beating beating with the spread.
Speaker 4: You got the Giants beat in Washington, you got Denver winning,
you got uh green Bay winning that you got raven
You see the Ravens winning, and then the money line,
which means you're betting like you know, the winner loss.
Speaker 1: You're taking the win right the win.
Speaker 4: You're you're taking Pittsburgh to win, and you're taking Kansas City.
Speaker 1: To win and Arizona and okay, and.
Speaker 4: Then for touchdowns, you say that Mark Andrews is gonna
have to at least two touchdowns.
Speaker 5: I didn't say two. I said at least one, at least.
Speaker 1: Okay, words in this SoRs. That's why we reviewed. That's
why we reviewed.
Speaker 5: And if you're looking for one season long prop, I'm
gonna give you Caleb Williams over thirty six hundred passing yards.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's only sixty more than what he had last year.
And now he's got Ben Johnson and Ben in with him.
With Ben Johnson, those receivers, Dude, Williams could fucking explode
this year. I'm high on the barriers big time.
Speaker 1: Go go gadget FanDuel.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I think it sounded pretty good. I
enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Juice is awesome.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you having me on.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I appreciate you wanting to be so
we will talk to you next week and until then,
enjoy the football, enjoy the family, enjoy the ban cave.
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with the guy who decides I better fucking go and
go now, he a he's not that skilled behind the
wheel and.
Speaker 1: To their car.
Speaker 2: Is never ever ever up to snuff? You think you're
gonna outrun the Monroe County Sheriffs, who, by the way,
I've been in the Monroe County Sheriff now it's been
probably a good seven years. But they had the mustangs.
Let me go to, Uh, Sergeant Hurley, Hello, sergeant hang on,
hang on one second. I shouldn't be bragging that I
got a ride in that face on TV. Yeah, I
I did get a ride, man, Those things were quick.
Speaker 4: He did write, he wrote the song prior he wrote
the song for the show. For the show, yeah, because
that line wouldn't have been included if he didn't. Oh
what line like my mom almost know they keep showing
my hands but not my face on TV.
Speaker 2: Is what he says.
Speaker 1: That's I forgot about that line, that line.
Speaker 2: Uh so, how how First of all, congratulations we said
this before because you've been promoted. But uh, how's it going.
It's going.
Speaker 6: Well, it's busy. I'm still in my p IO role
and uh my replacement just started this week.
Speaker 2: So yeah, police information officer public for me, the public
public public. No, no, no, no, that's okay, because you.
Speaker 1: Look at me like I was a communicator.
Speaker 2: No, but he said he what did you What did
you say? P I P I oh oh, because I
was thinking, uh, POS, but that that's something I was thinking.
I get to walk confused. There's too many acronyms. Okay,
is like an insurance funny.
Speaker 6: Because I was just gonna say that, you know, you
were talking about the ride along and we should redo that.
But I don't think that is gonna work anymore.
Speaker 1: It was a joke.
Speaker 2: And I didn't say you were a POS. I just said, hey,
by the way, so talk to me about the high
speed chases because the police cars are there. I mean,
I think they're serviced quite often. They have their own mechanics,
and these cars are I mean they're built with you know,
extra everything, you know, shocks, struts, handling corner and there's
nothing you can't do in these cars. And I don't
understand the idea of wanting to outrun it. But last
night and it ended in a tragedy, there was a
high speed chase involving a U haul truck. The U
haul trucks are the why making it go in a
new city.
Speaker 1: It's like, you, guys, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even think if you're doing a high speed chase,
and you got two people in that truck. They cannot
communicate with each other because it's so much wind and
shit just coming through and rattling.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, slow.
Speaker 2: Down, like there would be nothing if you're gonna be
a high speed chase.
Speaker 4: And there were a draft for cars to try to
outrun the police. I think a U haul might be
like a seventh round pick.
Speaker 1: You can't, I mean right, am I wrong?
Speaker 6: It's right in front of a skateboard.
Speaker 2: It's like, honestly, God, they like you even wonder how
sometimes those U haul trucks could be legal on the road. Seriously,
Like I've driven them, and I go, this is this
is off. I had one breakdown. I was in uh
on the through way with my doll, I think, with
one of my kids.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But these guys ended up in the canal in Rockport.
I knew. I go because all of a sudden, I
get the alert on my phone, and then I get
the alert from another news station. Two news stations come
out with it, and I go, why do I have
a feeling with this is a West Side story? Sure enough,
and they ended up in the canal. But were you
part of the Oh no, because you're still in your
po I p io pio.
Speaker 6: Yes, I was a part of it. Oh you were, well,
a part of it is in the role. So I
got called in once once they were in the canal
and the effort was being made to locate the driver
and the passenger who was in the canal. So so
I came out for my role for media and then
for me. It's interesting because we've talked about it in
the past, right being part of the scuba team, these
ones are always tough because I'm like, oh, man, do
I go in for media, do I go in for diving?
What do you do? So, like I said, I'm training
my replace. So we went with that because this is
just too much for someone new to handle. But it
was good experience for him to see and learn how,
you know, how we handle these things.
Speaker 2: The uh, but somebody died. One of the people in
the in the U haul died and then it sounds
like the other person got away. What did they steal
somebody's U haul that was loaded with stuff? What was
the story here? Do we know?
Speaker 6: So the last update I have, we're not one hundred
percent sure.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: It sounds like and I probably shouldn't say it, but
it sounds like their records are as good as the vehicles.
Oh okay, so we're still trying to get to the
bottom of that. The larceny itself happened in Brockport, so
another jurisdiction which we worked very well with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to give you the.
Speaker 6: Background story, right, So, about six point thirty last night,
the call comes in for two guys stealing from Walgreens,
loading up the U haul with alcohol, soda, whatever merchandise
they can get their hands on, carts full of stuff.
They take off.
Speaker 2: Hey, but if I steal one a one hundred thousand
dollars worth of stuff, I mean, come on, in less
than an hour, I'm.
Speaker 6: Good, right, So, long story short. Deputies in Brockport police
officers find them, try to pull them over. They refuse
to stop. They lead deputies on a you know, I
don't know if I would call it a high speed chase.
I've seen that on a bunch of different things. I've
certainly never called it a high speed chase. I don't
know if you can with a U aul No, but
it was it was a pursuit for sure. You know,
they were all over the west side of the County.
Then they went into Orleans County, went onto the canal path,
and then I ultimately put it into the canal. Like
you said, So the first person initially got away. Deputies
were trying to put it all together, figure out what
they had. The second person was clearly struggling and having
a hard time swimming, so the deputies jumped in to
try to assist, and he just went under it and
they couldn't find him, so they started That's when they
called everybody else. And we did find the driver. The
drivers in custody because it happened in Orleans County. He's
in Orleans County jail. We charged him with manslaughter. Second, Wow, wow,
what manslaughter?
Speaker 2: Second? Is that like negligent? That's not negligent, Homasa right,
It is like reckless, reckless.
Speaker 6: His reckless actions shows the other person to die wool
And certainly, you know, we laugh and joke, but it's
serious and it's not anything that you would ever want.
You never want, especially when there's a pursuit like this.
This isn't how you want it to end. And you know,
again we've talked about it New York State for what
this was going to be an appearance ticket. It's it's
a petty larceny. They didn't even steal enough to be
a grand Larsnay, you would have gotten that appearance ticket.
Speaker 2: In jail nineteen dollars an hour to rent the U. Yeah,
and they got petty larcity or as petit petit, so
many ones I did. I worked with it. Radio was
doing the news and they read some and so got
arrested for petit larceny. And I was very, very hungover,
very hungover. I called that my bat blue period, you
know how like Van Goh had his blue.
Speaker 1: Period, I have my bat period.
Speaker 2: And the second time, so at six o'clock, this person
says petite larsnie. At six thirty they say it again,
and I go.
Speaker 1: What did you just say?
Speaker 2: They said petite larseny?
Speaker 1: I go, what is that?
Speaker 2: Robbery by midgets? It's petty larceny, you idiot?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, is there something in the air, Billy is
they're breaking news?
Speaker 1: Something happened today? So I don't know somebody.
Speaker 4: I'll get calls too, yeah, yeah, from people asking me questions.
Speaker 2: Should I write house? Said I can't. I can't do anything.
I can't do anything. I gotta go for damn Brill, who,
by the way, is going as much as he bleeds.
Bills thinks the Ravens may get this one all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, don't waste your time in the last
episode of Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2: If you have seen Oh White God, it might be fine.
You're a fan, you're a fan.
Speaker 4: Hey, the Bills win because they didn't reveal anything, right,
it was very vanilla.
Speaker 2: Bill Barran will see you tomorrow, see any We're looking
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