Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: Let's begin in Idaho Falls, Idaho. We're going to go
Speaker 2: to that town's public library, which has just unveiled a
Speaker 2: new amenity which apparently dude.
Speaker 3: A library and Idaho is like major that's like the
Speaker 3: mall used to be here in the eighties. You know,
Speaker 3: let's see amenity.
Speaker 2: But why is that like some primitive Uh you've been
Speaker 2: to Idaho. I haven't really had a reason to go
Speaker 2: to Idaho, but I doesn't mean I wouldn't want to visit.
Speaker 2: You just took a crap all over Idaho.
Speaker 4: For no reason. They got graepy tatas potatoes. So you're
Speaker 4: telling me and we've had this conversation.
Speaker 3: I believe it's been about twenty years, but that your
Speaker 3: book and a family vacation, you're gonna book idah, that
Speaker 3: I never said. Okay, I mean, look, dude, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Please do I would really one day, I would like
Speaker 2: nothing more than to, once I'm done working, get in
Speaker 2: a vehicle or an RV or something and just cruise
Speaker 2: around the country and go to all the places I've
Speaker 2: never been.
Speaker 4: That would be phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I have a buddy that has flown to every state
Speaker 3: in the United States just to just to do it.
Speaker 4: So I get that one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Because he was going to what's that place where they
Speaker 3: made a movie about it's really cult Fargo and he
Speaker 3: the last one on his list was Fargo, and I'll
Speaker 3: be damned he went, uh probably about six months ago now.
Speaker 3: But all right, I ain't ranting an RV. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have what somebody drive me maybe. Okay, we're getting off
Speaker 3: let's get back to this library in Idaho Falls. Any Idahoans,
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 2: They're very excited. The library has added a drive through
Speaker 2: the can which I'm like, Okay, have we gotten to
Speaker 2: this level of lazy now just to return books? No
Speaker 2: to to Well, you could return them there, but you
Speaker 2: can also pick up your books there provided provided you've
Speaker 2: ordered your put your order in with two business days.
Speaker 4: So once you.
Speaker 3: Park over there in the first slot till your orders ready,
Speaker 3: it'll be two days. Yep, ma'm may I have a
Speaker 3: book bark with that, you know, instead of an extra ketchup.
Speaker 4: And then the fact that I just God, I hope
Speaker 4: people are cursing me right now.
Speaker 3: We had to drive through at the Winter Park Public
Speaker 3: Library when I was a kid.
Speaker 4: You drive by this, the old school library was brick.
Speaker 4: When you're talking.
Speaker 3: About the book drop right exactly. This is actual like
Speaker 3: drive through with somebody manning it. Hello, welcome to Idaho
Speaker 3: Falls Library. Be fiction or a need name for the order. No,
Speaker 3: you can't order here, you had to order two days ago.
Speaker 4: Come back.
Speaker 2: The drive through side I mentioned a you know, park
Speaker 2: over there, your order staright will bring it out to you.
Speaker 4: That is absolute like and.
Speaker 3: They already got your money, right. That's I'm like, if
Speaker 3: I would have known, I would have just gone inside.
Speaker 4: I would have just gone inside. If I knew this
Speaker 4: it was gonna take.
Speaker 3: I was gonna have to do an extra stop uh
Speaker 3: wait on a gen cheeseburger. So it happened during this
Speaker 3: morning show when I went to that alt him. I
Speaker 3: won't call him out that hard. But when I went
Speaker 3: to the Altamont fast food joint and they finally came out,
Speaker 3: I was already late and to be back for the segment.
Speaker 3: And they finally came out and said John or some
Speaker 3: other name, and they go to schoo.
Speaker 2: I said, yes, it is you just took whatever John.
Speaker 3: After that, Yeah, he took his breakfast and then he
Speaker 3: texted it. He was probably that was probably somebody acting
Speaker 3: like whatever his name was. It wasn't John, it was
Speaker 3: something else. Yes, that's me, Thank you very much. Somebody said,
Speaker 3: my husband is from Idaho, so I visited lots of spots.
Speaker 3: You should look at photos of Sun Valley. Now that
Speaker 3: place I've heard is cool, the Sawtooth Mountains, some of
Speaker 3: the most gorgeous places in the US. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Not for Taco Bob though, hey man, you give me
Speaker 3: a beach and I'm good.
Speaker 2: All right. If you watch any news whatsoever, you're gonna see.
Speaker 2: Uh this Jake Tapper character popping up over the next
Speaker 2: few days. He's a CNN anchor. He's out promoting his
Speaker 2: bombshell book that he wrote with his Axios reporter named
Speaker 2: Alex Thompson. Okay, the title the title of the book
Speaker 2: is Original Sin President Biden's decline, its cover up, and
Speaker 2: his disastrous choice to run again. So Jake Tapper has
Speaker 2: co authored a book about Joe Biden's mental decline, which
Speaker 2: any person with any ounce of just ability to watch
Speaker 2: and make an observation.
Speaker 4: Could see for their own with their own two eyes.
Speaker 3: You could check that out of the Idaho Falls Library.
Speaker 3: Yet it's not out yet. He's promoting it. He wants
Speaker 3: you to go buy this. The hardcover version comes out
Speaker 3: on the twentieth. Everybody, it should be noted that Jake
Speaker 3: Tapper was one of the guys who refused to acknowledge
Speaker 3: that Biden was a cognitive decline, and he writes a
Speaker 3: book you know, I was trying to make money off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And he's not the only one. There's several of these
Speaker 3: that are out from these media types who all jumped
Speaker 3: on board.
Speaker 4: Your eyes are fooling you. He's good. Come on, man,
Speaker 4: come on, who buys these books? Dude? Who buys these
Speaker 4: is what I want to know?
Speaker 3: Morons? Did you hear me just bust out and laughter?
Speaker 3: A moment ago while you were telling that it was
Speaker 3: because I was over here googling is Jake Tapper? And
Speaker 3: I was putting related to John Tapper? All I put in,
Speaker 3: is Taffer? Whatever? Well, I I was just hear me out.
Speaker 3: Sentence is going to be completed pretty soon. Just be patient.
Speaker 3: I typed in, is Jake Tapper? And right away it
Speaker 3: popped up. Gay, I was just checking you out if
Speaker 3: it was John Taffer's relative, because I thought it was Tapper?
Speaker 3: But is Jake Tapper? Type it in you Google and
Speaker 3: see what pops up.
Speaker 2: So you're not the only one who's inquiring. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then finally there's this the mystery of the exploding birds.
Speaker 2: It was Mark's order that I had pat Mark, Mark,
Speaker 2: thank you. Residents of a neighborhood in the San Francisco
Speaker 2: Bay Area community of Richmond in northern California are all
Speaker 2: speculating as to what may be causing the mystery of
Speaker 2: the exploding birds. They've been finding these dead birds all
Speaker 2: in this one area of this particular neighborhood and can't
Speaker 2: seem to figure out what's going on here. And all
Speaker 2: of them report all these folks report hearing like these
Speaker 2: popping noises, and then the bird will just fall and
Speaker 2: drop on the ground, some of them falling off these
Speaker 2: power lines. So that's one of the thoughts, is something
Speaker 2: wrong with the power line. The power company came out
Speaker 2: check the lines. No, they are they are safe. They're fine.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: We this is one of the things we take into
Speaker 2: consideration when we put this infrastructure up. There's nothing wrong,
Speaker 2: so they're not being electrocuted or anything. They actually performed
Speaker 2: necropsies on u. Oh god. This should have been a
Speaker 2: headline of the week. Mystery of exploding birds deepens in
Speaker 2: California City as necropsies suggest foul play.
Speaker 4: Oh they got it in there.
Speaker 2: I'm not They did do the little bird autopsies and
Speaker 2: they said it. There's uh indications that it looks like
Speaker 2: the birds may have sustained some injuries from what appeared
Speaker 2: to be like a pellet gun or a slingshot, Although
Speaker 2: there were no visible holes made.
Speaker 4: Uh, it just ruptured their inside.
Speaker 2: It could be Yeah, well, if you want to hear
Speaker 2: the locals, they all have their their theories going on.
Speaker 3: It's a mystery.
Speaker 4: I think that's how we all feels. It's it's inexplicable.
Speaker 4: Sounded like a firecracker and black. I think it was
Speaker 4: a starling just plummeted to the ground.
Speaker 3: Super traumatic to see this.
Speaker 4: I feel like a beady gun doesn't make fun cracker
Speaker 4: noois and I can't shout them. Somebody could be that
Speaker 4: accurate all the time. I know where the sound is
Speaker 4: coming from. It is coming from up on the poor.
Speaker 3: That particular wire does sizzle and arc At times.
Speaker 4: We just want it solved, like at the end of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: Now you being more than ten percent bird because you
Speaker 2: did walk around the okalla with a bird pamphlet in
Speaker 2: the front pocket of your flannel shirts.
Speaker 3: Yes, when we were camping with our boss, Pat, myself
Speaker 3: and our boss and our wives when camping in the
Speaker 3: O'calla forest, I didn't shower for what three days?
Speaker 2: He looked like a homeless person.
Speaker 3: I did swear to God and I was out in
Speaker 3: the woods drunk, just staggering around out there. I was
Speaker 3: going to take a pee and then cruise around and
Speaker 3: look at some stuff in the forest, you know, being
Speaker 3: a forestry guy. And I was confronted by two young
Speaker 3: locals with baby or with shotguns or something. I guess
Speaker 3: we're hunting, and they what are you doing? What are
Speaker 3: you doing? And I said, I'm just uh looking for birds.
Speaker 3: I'm out bird spotting, And had a whole conversation with
Speaker 3: these two meddling teens who at the beginning wanted to
Speaker 3: believe shoot me. No, oh no, I mean a bird scientist.
Speaker 3: And I pulled out my pamphlet.
Speaker 4: It was a bird pamphlet.
Speaker 3: He got it from like the forest rangers office or
Speaker 3: something with his front pocket when you checked in to
Speaker 3: the to the National State Park. They it was a
Speaker 3: little a wooden hut. I go, oh, man, I have
Speaker 3: one of those bird pamphlets.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 4: You walked around with it all week and what are
Speaker 4: you doing.
Speaker 3: That's where that's where the character for any of you
Speaker 3: old school fiasco freaks a long time lying Chintago listeners,
Speaker 3: that's where Calabama came from. That trip to the o'calla o'calla.
Speaker 3: We haven't had anybody request O Calibaba. Why have they
Speaker 3: given up on that? Yeah, we can't do Calibama.
Speaker 4: He was Perhaps he was. He was more hateful than
Speaker 4: Angation double A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just had their lives, their own, their own lives, dude.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, pull up to the.
Speaker 3: Library drive through and say, I'll have the National Geographic.
Speaker 4: Go on, some platelet playing. You know what I'm saying.
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