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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right? Hey, reminder, voting opens

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<v Speaker 2>in about ten minutes on the jar our Facebook page

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<v Speaker 2>for you say it, we play it. Uh, you vote

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<v Speaker 2>each morning this week. That gets you in the running

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<v Speaker 2>to win Metallica tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's why we keep reminding you about it

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<v Speaker 3>because you could be going to Metallica with us, right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure when the voting opens seven to twenty, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>have all the way till nine o'clock to get your

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<v Speaker 2>vote in and qualify for those tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>And we will, of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course remind you some more as we move along this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in Idaho Falls, Idaho. We're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>to that town's public library, which has just unveiled a

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<v Speaker 2>new amenity which apparently dude.

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<v Speaker 3>A library and Idaho is like major that's like the

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<v Speaker 3>mall used to be here in the eighties. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>let's see amenity.

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<v Speaker 2>But why is that like some primitive Uh you've been

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<v Speaker 2>to Idaho. I haven't really had a reason to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Idaho, but I doesn't mean I wouldn't want to visit.

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<v Speaker 2>You just took a crap all over Idaho.

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<v Speaker 4>For no reason. They got graepy tatas potatoes. So you're

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<v Speaker 4>telling me and we've had this conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe it's been about twenty years, but that your

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<v Speaker 3>book and a family vacation, you're gonna book idah, that

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<v Speaker 3>I never said. Okay, I mean, look, dude, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Please do I would really one day, I would like

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<v Speaker 2>nothing more than to, once I'm done working, get in

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<v Speaker 2>a vehicle or an RV or something and just cruise

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<v Speaker 2>around the country and go to all the places I've

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<v Speaker 2>never been.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a buddy that has flown to every state

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<v Speaker 3>in the United States just to just to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I get that one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he was going to what's that place where they

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<v Speaker 3>made a movie about it's really cult Fargo and he

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<v Speaker 3>the last one on his list was Fargo, and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be damned he went, uh probably about six months ago now.

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<v Speaker 3>But all right, I ain't ranting an RV. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have what somebody drive me maybe. Okay, we're getting off

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<v Speaker 3>let's get back to this library in Idaho Falls. Any Idahoans,

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<v Speaker 3>I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very excited. The library has added a drive through

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<v Speaker 2>the can which I'm like, Okay, have we gotten to

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<v Speaker 2>this level of lazy now just to return books? No

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<v Speaker 2>to to Well, you could return them there, but you

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<v Speaker 2>can also pick up your books there provided provided you've

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<v Speaker 2>ordered your put your order in with two business days.

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<v Speaker 4>So once you.

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<v Speaker 3>Park over there in the first slot till your orders ready,

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<v Speaker 3>it'll be two days. Yep, ma'm may I have a

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<v Speaker 3>book bark with that, you know, instead of an extra ketchup.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the fact that I just God, I hope

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<v Speaker 4>people are cursing me right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to drive through at the Winter Park Public

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<v Speaker 3>Library when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>You drive by this, the old school library was brick.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About the book drop right exactly. This is actual like

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<v Speaker 3>drive through with somebody manning it. Hello, welcome to Idaho

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<v Speaker 3>Falls Library. Be fiction or a need name for the order. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't order here, you had to order two days ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Come back.

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<v Speaker 2>The drive through side I mentioned a you know, park

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<v Speaker 2>over there, your order staright will bring it out to you.

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<v Speaker 4>That is absolute like and.

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<v Speaker 3>They already got your money, right. That's I'm like, if

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<v Speaker 3>I would have known, I would have just gone inside.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have just gone inside. If I knew this

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<v Speaker 4>it was gonna take.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna have to do an extra stop uh

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<v Speaker 3>wait on a gen cheeseburger. So it happened during this

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<v Speaker 3>morning show when I went to that alt him. I

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<v Speaker 3>won't call him out that hard. But when I went

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<v Speaker 3>to the Altamont fast food joint and they finally came out,

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<v Speaker 3>I was already late and to be back for the segment.

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<v Speaker 3>And they finally came out and said John or some

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<v Speaker 3>other name, and they go to schoo.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, yes, it is you just took whatever John.

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<v Speaker 3>After that, Yeah, he took his breakfast and then he

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<v Speaker 3>texted it. He was probably that was probably somebody acting

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<v Speaker 3>like whatever his name was. It wasn't John, it was

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<v Speaker 3>something else. Yes, that's me, Thank you very much. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>my husband is from Idaho, so I visited lots of spots.

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<v Speaker 3>You should look at photos of Sun Valley. Now that

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<v Speaker 3>place I've heard is cool, the Sawtooth Mountains, some of

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<v Speaker 3>the most gorgeous places in the US. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Not for Taco Bob though, hey man, you give me

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<v Speaker 3>a beach and I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. If you watch any news whatsoever, you're gonna see.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh this Jake Tapper character popping up over the next

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<v Speaker 2>few days. He's a CNN anchor. He's out promoting his

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<v Speaker 2>bombshell book that he wrote with his Axios reporter named

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<v Speaker 2>Alex Thompson. Okay, the title the title of the book

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<v Speaker 2>is Original Sin President Biden's decline, its cover up, and

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<v Speaker 2>his disastrous choice to run again. So Jake Tapper has

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<v Speaker 2>co authored a book about Joe Biden's mental decline, which

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<v Speaker 2>any person with any ounce of just ability to watch

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<v Speaker 2>and make an observation.

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<v Speaker 4>Could see for their own with their own two eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>You could check that out of the Idaho Falls Library.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet it's not out yet. He's promoting it. He wants

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<v Speaker 3>you to go buy this. The hardcover version comes out

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<v Speaker 3>on the twentieth. Everybody, it should be noted that Jake

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<v Speaker 3>Tapper was one of the guys who refused to acknowledge

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<v Speaker 3>that Biden was a cognitive decline, and he writes a

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<v Speaker 3>book you know, I was trying to make money off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And he's not the only one. There's several of these

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<v Speaker 3>that are out from these media types who all jumped

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<v Speaker 4>Your eyes are fooling you. He's good. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 4>come on, who buys these books? Dude? Who buys these

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<v Speaker 4>is what I want to know?

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<v Speaker 3>Morons? Did you hear me just bust out and laughter?

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<v Speaker 3>A moment ago while you were telling that it was

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<v Speaker 3>because I was over here googling is Jake Tapper? And

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<v Speaker 3>I was putting related to John Tapper? All I put in,

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<v Speaker 3>is Taffer? Whatever? Well, I I was just hear me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Sentence is going to be completed pretty soon. Just be patient.

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<v Speaker 3>I typed in, is Jake Tapper? And right away it

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<v Speaker 3>popped up. Gay, I was just checking you out if

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<v Speaker 3>it was John Taffer's relative, because I thought it was Tapper?

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<v Speaker 3>But is Jake Tapper? Type it in you Google and

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<v Speaker 3>see what pops up.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're not the only one who's inquiring. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then finally there's this the mystery of the exploding birds.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Mark's order that I had pat Mark, Mark,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. Residents of a neighborhood in the San Francisco

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<v Speaker 2>Bay Area community of Richmond in northern California are all

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<v Speaker 2>speculating as to what may be causing the mystery of

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<v Speaker 2>the exploding birds. They've been finding these dead birds all

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<v Speaker 2>in this one area of this particular neighborhood and can't

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<v Speaker 2>seem to figure out what's going on here. And all

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<v Speaker 2>of them report all these folks report hearing like these

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<v Speaker 2>popping noises, and then the bird will just fall and

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<v Speaker 2>drop on the ground, some of them falling off these

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<v Speaker 2>power lines. So that's one of the thoughts, is something

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with the power line. The power company came out

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<v Speaker 2>check the lines. No, they are they are safe. They're fine.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>We this is one of the things we take into

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<v Speaker 2>consideration when we put this infrastructure up. There's nothing wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>so they're not being electrocuted or anything. They actually performed

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<v Speaker 2>necropsies on u. Oh god. This should have been a

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week. Mystery of exploding birds deepens in

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<v Speaker 2>California City as necropsies suggest foul play.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh they got it in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not They did do the little bird autopsies and

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<v Speaker 2>they said it. There's uh indications that it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>the birds may have sustained some injuries from what appeared

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<v Speaker 2>to be like a pellet gun or a slingshot, Although

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<v Speaker 2>there were no visible holes made.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, it just ruptured their inside.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be Yeah, well, if you want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>the locals, they all have their their theories going on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a mystery.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's how we all feels. It's it's inexplicable.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounded like a firecracker and black. I think it was

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<v Speaker 4>a starling just plummeted to the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Super traumatic to see this.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like a beady gun doesn't make fun cracker

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<v Speaker 4>noois and I can't shout them. Somebody could be that

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<v Speaker 4>accurate all the time. I know where the sound is

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<v Speaker 4>coming from. It is coming from up on the poor.

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<v Speaker 3>That particular wire does sizzle and arc At times.

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<v Speaker 4>We just want it solved, like at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>Now you being more than ten percent bird because you

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<v Speaker 2>did walk around the okalla with a bird pamphlet in

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<v Speaker 2>the front pocket of your flannel shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, when we were camping with our boss, Pat, myself

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<v Speaker 3>and our boss and our wives when camping in the

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<v Speaker 3>O'calla forest, I didn't shower for what three days?

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<v Speaker 2>He looked like a homeless person.

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<v Speaker 3>I did swear to God and I was out in

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<v Speaker 3>the woods drunk, just staggering around out there. I was

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<v Speaker 3>going to take a pee and then cruise around and

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<v Speaker 3>look at some stuff in the forest, you know, being

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<v Speaker 3>a forestry guy. And I was confronted by two young

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<v Speaker 3>locals with baby or with shotguns or something. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>we're hunting, and they what are you doing? What are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing? And I said, I'm just uh looking for birds.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm out bird spotting, And had a whole conversation with

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<v Speaker 3>these two meddling teens who at the beginning wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>believe shoot me. No, oh no, I mean a bird scientist.

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<v Speaker 3>And I pulled out my pamphlet.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a bird pamphlet.

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<v Speaker 3>He got it from like the forest rangers office or

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<v Speaker 3>something with his front pocket when you checked in to

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<v Speaker 3>the to the National State Park. They it was a

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<v Speaker 3>little a wooden hut. I go, oh, man, I have

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<v Speaker 3>one of those bird pamphlets.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 4>You walked around with it all week and what are

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<v Speaker 4>you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where that's where the character for any of you

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<v Speaker 3>old school fiasco freaks a long time lying Chintago listeners,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where Calabama came from. That trip to the o'calla o'calla.

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<v Speaker 3>We haven't had anybody request O Calibaba. Why have they

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<v Speaker 3>given up on that? Yeah, we can't do Calibama.

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<v Speaker 4>He was Perhaps he was. He was more hateful than

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<v Speaker 4>Angation double A.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he just had their lives, their own, their own lives, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody said, pull up to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Library drive through and say, I'll have the National Geographic.

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<v Speaker 4>Go on, some platelet playing. You know what I'm saying.

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