Speaker 1: Very happy.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: Yeah, part in the part in the Red Sea. That's
Speaker 3: nasty work. He bruising hose, he brewising hose, he brewising
Speaker 3: he brosen hose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's too short, bro. You gotta you need
Speaker 4: the syllables, he browsen hose. There you go, Bro, There
Speaker 4: you go, Bro.
Speaker 3: That's your Christian mingo dot com.
Speaker 4: He Bro, that's probably that's probably the best place to be.
Speaker 4: But everybody, everybody has to get saved somewhere. So why
Speaker 4: didn't I start with the holy with the Holy rollers.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, bruh, fire him on, like.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we put that, we did that one of
Speaker 4: the videos on here. It's not that it's not that serious, bru.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's wild.
Speaker 4: The way he did it was wild, Like its diabolical
Speaker 4: and it looks like it's fool proof, but it's still
Speaker 4: a wild way to It's like, I mean, but like
Speaker 4: he said, you can score a hundred points it's a rookie,
Speaker 4: or you can struggle on All Star.
Speaker 3: Which one you're gonna choose? You're not.
Speaker 4: So basically what you're saying is you go, you go
Speaker 4: when you go with the easy dumb bitches to go
Speaker 4: ahead and get your game back right, try it out,
Speaker 4: and then when you're done with her, you go pursue
Speaker 4: the more successful qualified women. Yeah, do you go for
Speaker 4: the Hall of Famers. You gotta build your skills, how
Speaker 4: you learn how to right. You gotta get them back.
Speaker 4: You need them badges for these women.
Speaker 3: You don't know, you don't wanna know. I don't want
Speaker 3: they don't wantas, they don't want niggas with just VC points.
Speaker 6: Nah, because I don't.
Speaker 7: Got enough badges. And then there's certain badges that you need.
Speaker 7: I know I don't have it.
Speaker 8: Oh, you need your bruiser badge to get started. Bruisers
Speaker 8: bad so you can play in the paint the right way.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm good with that badge. But I'm saying this,
Speaker 7: This will start kids, right. That's why we want to
Speaker 7: stay between like rookie and pro.
Speaker 4: But you know that once you once you get your
Speaker 4: ankle breaker, your ankle breaker, whinning good because once you
Speaker 4: ankle breaking, who is she gonna understand that?
Speaker 3: Okay? You getting them? Hefas out the way for me,
Speaker 3: it makes me feel more special.
Speaker 6: It's like everybody that plays.
Speaker 4: Anybody who you play two K, you play two K.
Speaker 4: We just dropped plenty of gyms on you.
Speaker 6: Let's start off your workhorse band.
Speaker 3: You definitely need Hall of Fame, Purple joint, purple need that.
Speaker 8: One sounds like a part time job.
Speaker 6: That's what my grandfather God rest this.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't forget your alley. Definitely, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You gotta because sometimes you need to do that to
Speaker 4: keep your boys out your business. If you keep him occupied,
Speaker 4: he don't tell how much of a nigga you used
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Talk you can't get in the game. Nepotism is the
Speaker 3: only reason why he's on the team.
Speaker 7: You put your homie on and he fucking completely up.
Speaker 3: Why he nigga?
Speaker 4: I gave it to you with green lights lit.
Speaker 6: Bro, it was a two man all day.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is lay it up. Just
Speaker 3: lay it up. It's right there.
Speaker 4: That's because when they have the lay up, they want
Speaker 4: to shoot three instead being greeted you had a layup.
Speaker 6: You was like double step back.
Speaker 3: Now we're both looking stupid because you know men, right,
Speaker 3: both of y'all getting on the bench because the coach
Speaker 3: is mad at you for even passing to him, Like
Speaker 3: why don't you just taking yourself trying to help bro out.
Speaker 3: I already got thirty, I already got How was how
Speaker 3: was all week? My? My week was an episodic.
Speaker 4: Story hanging out with libras all week?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Libra libra season.
Speaker 3: They was everywhere.
Speaker 4: It was even when I wasn't trying to be around them,
Speaker 4: they were there, especially that dark skinned liber and that
Speaker 4: light skinned Libery was imbalanced.
Speaker 9: Imbalanced.
Speaker 3: You've been around both of them simultaneous. That is that
Speaker 3: is a lot, A little bit, it's a lot you do.
Speaker 4: I just can't use names to protect the innocent. But
Speaker 4: it was interesting. It was interesting. I learned a lot
Speaker 4: about them. I think me and one of them bonded. Yes,
Speaker 4: see we but we buddies now, ye disgusting. We have
Speaker 4: secrets now you hear me? What we have secrets?
Speaker 6: Now, that's nasty secret, you said, turn I am not.
Speaker 3: She is an awesome person.
Speaker 6: You know how Arge's laughter came back and he turned
Speaker 6: on America. That's that's what you just did.
Speaker 3: No, what didn't? Because you the only one to have
Speaker 3: beef with her.
Speaker 6: I don't even have beef for her. She gotta be
Speaker 6: for me.
Speaker 3: She ain't.
Speaker 4: She only has beef with you because you tried to
Speaker 4: date her friend.
Speaker 6: Well, look where that way?
Speaker 3: So she's jealous, that's all.
Speaker 6: Well, and guess what she got? So that matters you?
Speaker 3: Won? Did she really said?
Speaker 6: She don't even speak to me no more?
Speaker 4: Damn she told me that too. And it's not even
Speaker 4: nothing that you did wrong. She's just been busy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make her call you tomorrow. Please don't please, don't,
Speaker 3: don't want to check upon you.
Speaker 6: Don't rule my Friday the last day work and then
Speaker 6: I'm off Saturday.
Speaker 8: Get my hair read twists like a batty?
Speaker 3: Why are you being a batty on a Saturday? Where
Speaker 3: are you playing?
Speaker 6: On going? I want this for him?
Speaker 9: I want this for him.
Speaker 8: It's time to give my head there and then my
Speaker 8: boss so happened to give me Saturday I ain't even
Speaker 8: asked for.
Speaker 6: I was like, you would give me off on sweetest day?
Speaker 3: And I got no bitsiness.
Speaker 6: I was like, yo, my boss, that's nasty Saturday.
Speaker 3: Do we really even care about that day? You sing
Speaker 3: that Saturday Saturday? Why do you?
Speaker 4: I only know it's Saturday because the light skin leaper
Speaker 4: told me it was Saturday to.
Speaker 3: Work the fact that you know who it is making extra.
Speaker 8: My field of work put big ass posters up around
Speaker 8: the store.
Speaker 6: Make sure you get this for your sweeties. You're selling
Speaker 6: twelve dollars boot case.
Speaker 4: And wait minute, twelve out of bouquets. Hold on what
Speaker 4: colors y'all got them?
Speaker 3: There? Colors?
Speaker 6: That's my Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: Or what they going for?
Speaker 6: Forty right? Target? They normally tomorrow is sweet as Day.
Speaker 6: It is supposed to.
Speaker 8: It's a holiday design for for people that nobody cares
Speaker 8: about because it's design for me.
Speaker 4: But they jacket every year. They jacket from us every year.
Speaker 4: So I don't even know why.
Speaker 8: Man you got, Man got the fucked up holiday Father's Day?
Speaker 8: And then this you get your birthday? Everybody get their birthday?
Speaker 3: Do you really birthday?
Speaker 4: Do we really get our birthday? Because my birthday is
Speaker 4: a week before Christmas? And I'm like bat in sixty
Speaker 4: five percent when it comes to birthday gifts and we don't.
Speaker 3: Get on birthday we get, even Chris, we get like
Speaker 3: socks ties. You get socks and tied. Maybe I'm like,
Speaker 3: you don't get nothing, some of us getting nothing. I
Speaker 3: take so I was the same nigga, you love socks, queen.
Speaker 6: Get some draws or something. They don't get nothing like cool.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, You just get some what
Speaker 6: is it?
Speaker 3: Okay? Since we hear.
Speaker 8: Basically put some cartoon characters on these bitch they still
Speaker 8: sick Jesus.
Speaker 4: Okay, So since we have a platform here and there's
Speaker 4: three of us, what are some idea gifts that you
Speaker 4: feel like women should be giving men there?
Speaker 8: Okay, off the top, bro, just find out what your
Speaker 8: man is into. I feel like that's considerate. If you
Speaker 8: like cologne, get Colon, but generally get the man. Just
Speaker 8: get a gift card?
Speaker 3: What is an average What is a good amount for
Speaker 3: a gift card you.
Speaker 8: Would like for him to spend on you? What he
Speaker 8: is saying, don't come with so many words? Hi to
Speaker 8: the people on the comments.
Speaker 6: I think that's.
Speaker 8: What he is saying, in a very polite way. Is
Speaker 8: you bitches to be more thought Jesus? I mean, hey,
Speaker 8: if you got it, you asking your nigga to be
Speaker 8: more thoughtful or to pay attention. Bit you should do
Speaker 8: the same.
Speaker 3: Oh, mynd I.
Speaker 10: Know said to me, I'm just saying, I get yout.
Speaker 3: Whoop your ass over her.
Speaker 8: It's like, you know, to be real, right, it's yeah,
Speaker 8: if your man show her on your birthday or Valentine's Day,
Speaker 8: Mother's Day or Christmas. He like, Hey, maybe mother, I
Speaker 8: got some stockings.
Speaker 3: Y'all still wear stockings.
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to come through the quill into socks.
Speaker 9: And yeah, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 6: I give you well, I mean.
Speaker 3: Well, my thing is like you got to get the
Speaker 3: good broad.
Speaker 9: My thing is this though, like you said, find out
Speaker 9: what your man like.
Speaker 10: So if your man is in like real estate, y'all
Speaker 10: get together and buy property.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa you buy houses? Hold on, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: what kind of niggas do you day?
Speaker 9: I'm just saying, like, just thinking in general.
Speaker 6: That real estate investors.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm just saying, you ain't telling me saying, like
Speaker 10: he said, if you paytt to your man and you
Speaker 10: panty to what he likes, it's just smarter to buy
Speaker 10: something that's very like thoughtful wise as far as something
Speaker 10: that he may actually be interested in, versus just getting
Speaker 10: some socks and a tie or T shirt.
Speaker 3: This is true, you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: See like again, like for you your girl, get you
Speaker 8: like a gift card.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I don't want her to buy exactly or
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 6: Give me a nice car and put the shoe money in.
Speaker 3: Because then I know, Okay, I got a question for you.
Speaker 4: Now, you've been dating shorty do for about like three
Speaker 4: or four months now right now doing this three to
Speaker 4: four months spit span period either your birthday, Sweetest Day,
Speaker 4: and or Christmas task came, so he falls in this
Speaker 4: three or four months period. She was like, okay, I
Speaker 4: want to buy want something nice. And she goes out
Speaker 4: and she buys you some shoes and it's a pair
Speaker 4: of Mexican Jordan's.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no, that's that's the.
Speaker 3: Equivalent of you to take a consideration.
Speaker 4: She's never bought shoes for a man before this out,
Speaker 4: so and you didn't notice what was happening.
Speaker 7: When she when she give them to me and I
Speaker 7: open the box, I'm telling her that these can't be
Speaker 7: for me. I'm tell her that these can't be for
Speaker 7: me because again, we've been dating.
Speaker 3: For about four months, three or four months, that's that's
Speaker 3: that's dating.
Speaker 6: For three or four months.
Speaker 8: How many days do you think that you've been in
Speaker 8: three or four months?
Speaker 3: A few?
Speaker 8: And we're not going like assnackerd right, we're getting dressed right, absolutely,
Speaker 8: So I think you should pay attention to you should
Speaker 8: pay attention to what I'm wearing.
Speaker 4: But she's not a shoe person, so she doesn't understand
Speaker 4: what Mexican Jordan's a shoe person.
Speaker 8: But you could go in a shoe store and be like,
Speaker 8: I've never seen my boyfriend wear.
Speaker 4: The Of course she wouldn't have seen you wearing a
Speaker 4: pair of Mexican Jordans, so that same logic would still work.
Speaker 6: It doesn't. It does not apply. You want to know why. Again,
Speaker 6: it doesn't apply because when women have the.
Speaker 7: Small talk conversation, most women ask men what are they into?
Speaker 6: What are your hobbies?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 7: My podcast, I play video games. Oh, I'm also something
Speaker 7: like a sneakerhead.
Speaker 8: The next question that usually follows that is they want
Speaker 8: to know about shoes.
Speaker 6: And I'll tell you my favorite pair.
Speaker 8: Of Jordan's are the number twelve. If the jordan don't
Speaker 8: got a number on it, do not buy it for me?
Speaker 3: So what if? Cause actually I think the Mexican Jordan's
Speaker 3: do have.
Speaker 6: An know the fun they don't.
Speaker 3: I think they do six rings.
Speaker 4: That's the number, six six rings. Jordan has six rings. Baby,
Speaker 4: they just didn't get these yet retro.
Speaker 6: And I'm just saying you never find a pair of
Speaker 6: retro six rings.
Speaker 8: I'm not, but I got like my nephews are, so
Speaker 8: I don't buy them shoes. I just be like, good,
Speaker 8: happy Birthday next, you know what I'm saying. Or Christmas
Speaker 8: to go to gift card or.
Speaker 6: Cash and he can go and get whatever he wants
Speaker 6: because that's considering.
Speaker 8: Right, like, and I would tell you, like I would
Speaker 8: tell my girlfriend, like, you can buy me a lot
Speaker 8: of things, but please don't buy the shoes.
Speaker 3: You know, please don't buy me shoes unless or if.
Speaker 6: We have come to like this is a thought process.
Speaker 8: And I tell you, Okay, Saturday the fifth, you need
Speaker 8: to be up at this time with me, your phone,
Speaker 8: my phone, so we both.
Speaker 6: Joint because we need to get this back raffle ticket.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 6: We did get that now then.
Speaker 4: I hope you got that same energy when she says
Speaker 4: the twelve, I need you up at eight thirty so
Speaker 4: we could go this home buyer class together and your
Speaker 4: ass better be there too.
Speaker 3: I would definitely, okay.
Speaker 6: I will whatever my girlfriend.
Speaker 3: That's a good man. No, it's not.
Speaker 4: That's a nigga. He just happened to have a good heart.
Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't shed but you just told her,
Speaker 4: don't buy you no shoes.
Speaker 6: But the fact that you wouldn't, the fact that you wouldn't,
Speaker 6: you know, that's wild, Like.
Speaker 4: Shoes are not cheap, so I can understand her plight
Speaker 4: and struggle. Maybe she would buy the outfit to go
Speaker 4: with the shoes.
Speaker 6: No, just the tone, right, they always say, tone is everything.
Speaker 3: Everything I say. I looked at it like I am everything.
Speaker 6: I know, I know how I am as a person.
Speaker 8: Like if I with you, I'm willing to get you
Speaker 8: the work and you're not willing to give me two
Speaker 8: hundred dollars you up individual, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Then it ain't got to give like that.
Speaker 6: Well anyway, who shouldn't be given away the giant?
Speaker 3: She's not giving away you.
Speaker 4: That don't work for women because most of the time
Speaker 4: women ain't got paper ship on the date this day
Speaker 4: and ass.
Speaker 10: But in this day and age, a lot of people
Speaker 10: are saying that now it's like women can take men
Speaker 10: on dates.
Speaker 4: They can, but they won't because when it's time for
Speaker 4: them to take a man on date, they go back
Speaker 4: to this traditional dating concept. Bullshit excuse that they want
Speaker 4: to use. That's really what it is. They gotta like
Speaker 4: you or you have to crack her in the way
Speaker 4: she ain't been cracked before to make.
Speaker 3: Her like you. That make her like.
Speaker 6: She likes you, bro, she will like you.
Speaker 3: She might not like you. She might like what you
Speaker 3: did to her, same thing.
Speaker 6: Most people can't separate the two anyway. I think women
Speaker 6: should stop fucking niggas that they don't like that. I
Speaker 6: agree right there, Like you don't like me, but you
Speaker 6: gave me yes.
Speaker 8: That's sometimes it's as a survival tool.
Speaker 3: Not right because it was consent. You agreed to take it,
Speaker 3: but she agreed to give it to you, and you
Speaker 3: agreed to take it. And then I feel like walk
Speaker 3: on the police agree lies, it's already happened.
Speaker 6: Do you only give you.
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 6: SI, let's be fair like I was.
Speaker 3: I was about to tell you ship the hell up.
Speaker 10: Like somebody said, a shanty or Alicia Keys who was
Speaker 10: more beautiful?
Speaker 9: Hard choice? Both women are beautiful.
Speaker 6: I'm not a fan of a shanty personally. First of all,
Speaker 6: I want Alicia more. I like Alicia.
Speaker 3: I like them both.
Speaker 6: This is a homework.
Speaker 3: They're beautiful to a got no problem with that.
Speaker 6: I don't want one of them.
Speaker 4: That happened back in the days I cannot judge you
Speaker 4: based on your past.
Speaker 8: Please look, I thought that nigga, uh, this is the first.
Speaker 3: I think that was the saddest video in music video history.
Speaker 3: This woman.
Speaker 4: That's the whole reason why the song is about his
Speaker 4: woman died giving birth to his child.
Speaker 3: Before after hit with a one Let the boot go.
Speaker 4: I can't remember this video had nothing to do with
Speaker 4: the boot the video you're talking about, miss you.
Speaker 6: I know the song, but I can't remember remember the video.
Speaker 3: It's a sad ass video. Watch the video, the sad
Speaker 3: ass video just for.
Speaker 6: You will show you the video on this and the
Speaker 6: white Light.
Speaker 4: All I remember was at the end of the video
Speaker 4: he hitting them high notes while at the tombstone.
Speaker 6: Was playing the Angel and Crossroads.
Speaker 3: No, just a little bit.
Speaker 4: I remember the very first time my mom watched that
Speaker 4: Crossroads video and they got to the end when they're
Speaker 4: going up.
Speaker 3: The hill and they had easy e with the Engel's ways.
Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of my my mama cussed ever
Speaker 4: before in her life, but she's like, that motherfucker is
Speaker 4: definitely not going to.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute. We don't know.
Speaker 4: I knew he wasn't, but I'm like, why did you
Speaker 4: have to put that on his jacket.
Speaker 3: What's that man? We don't know what that man did
Speaker 3: for the community in his.
Speaker 6: This You don't have to spend a lot of time
Speaker 6: talking about it.
Speaker 3: Give you a pin. Just cool, cool, cool, cool, damn cool.
Speaker 4: But before we get to the quick kits, since we're
Speaker 4: talking about Saturday and Sweetest Day and we're trying to
Speaker 4: figure out ship to do, I know somebody who got
Speaker 4: something going on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Okay, bugg it fugging.
Speaker 9: Clearly already know.
Speaker 3: But just your mic.
Speaker 9: Okay, so clearly already know.
Speaker 10: My name is the comedian and I have a show
Speaker 10: Saturday at Zocals. It's gonna be at seven pm. Doors
Speaker 10: open as MBM, drinks, food, you name it, we got it.
Speaker 10: It's gonna go down and it's gonna be a dope
Speaker 10: line up. We're gonna have some fun with y'all.
Speaker 3: So what's the address? Don't know if.
Speaker 4: That's why I had the name of the Bari She
Speaker 4: done posted the flyer like twenty eleven times I posted
Speaker 4: like the name.
Speaker 3: Is I do too. I know two people Niggas African
Speaker 3: Americans right, not wild one. It's life that is not
Speaker 3: an exclusive white man.
Speaker 9: I believe it's called.
Speaker 6: Actually fine on the screen.
Speaker 4: Palloo Callo is six thirty six South sixth Street.
Speaker 6: Six thirty six South sixth Yeah.
Speaker 9: It's dope because the way it's built.
Speaker 10: It's a bar inside, but on the outside of the
Speaker 10: bar is a bunch of restaurants.
Speaker 6: It's sick.
Speaker 10: It's it's pretty dope. I only went there once to
Speaker 10: go perform, but like it's a dope spot.
Speaker 3: I like, we'll be there my second time. We'll be there.
Speaker 4: We'll pop in and then of course, also after you
Speaker 4: get done chuckling at Tika, you can go to the
Speaker 4: very clean comedy show.
Speaker 3: That's right, No, it's not same day my show is
Speaker 3: not clean. So I know.
Speaker 4: This is hosted by d Rock. Uh that starts at
Speaker 4: nine to thirty. So go from one comedy show to
Speaker 4: the next. Now that's not that far. It's eleven twenty
Speaker 4: five North ninth Street, Milwaukee, Wisconsin at Coaches Restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's called the Fair. They will go and find out.
Speaker 3: I think it's like, uh no, yeah, it's like a
Speaker 3: cave on stage. Tony Rock is sew post post famous
Speaker 3: Spectrum money Tony Rock because pre Spectrum Tony Rock that
Speaker 3: that nigga was cussing a lot. Yes, I loved it
Speaker 3: all the habit.
Speaker 6: That's your reason.
Speaker 4: That voice over that's Tony Baker. Well you know that's
Speaker 4: I actually met Tony Baker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 4: Actually, I apologize. I was talking about Tony Baker, not
Speaker 4: Tony Rock. Tony Rock still wants to whoop Will Smith's ass,
Speaker 4: But that's Chris Rocky brother.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, but he's not Tony Baker.
Speaker 4: No, the ball Tony Baker is. I will go to
Speaker 4: a Tony Baker concert, so quick, hits first.
Speaker 8: On the list if you use how often should you
Speaker 8: change your dating profile?
Speaker 3: Every three months?
Speaker 10: That's super I changed minds once a week because my
Speaker 10: dating profile pictures are my flyers.
Speaker 4: That's smart you get you get my flyer first and
Speaker 4: then you get to see.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's that's my dating profile is every show. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I get a show.
Speaker 4: Like didn't we say that that we we were somewhere
Speaker 4: when we when we found out you should start doing that,
Speaker 4: and I think you did.
Speaker 9: I did, Yeah, yeah, believe it or not.
Speaker 10: What's what's so crazy is I got more attention with
Speaker 10: my fires than I did with my regular profile because
Speaker 10: I guess they got curious as to who the hell
Speaker 10: was in the flyer? And then what's the fire about?
Speaker 10: So I mean, is he free advertising?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we said that we was.
Speaker 4: I was online one day I think it was after
Speaker 4: she said she started doing that, and I was like,
Speaker 4: everybody should go to their dating profile and just post
Speaker 4: their business as their dating profile. It's literally, your dating
Speaker 4: profile is your business. It's gonna pop up anyway exactly.
Speaker 4: So that's why I was like, put your business and
Speaker 4: your dating profile question exactly right here.
Speaker 10: Right in your face, like, because that's that's that's an
Speaker 10: automatic like blockage. Because if you get in my DM
Speaker 10: and you see this flyer, you getting my DM and
Speaker 10: talk about some So what do you do?
Speaker 9: I'm not imlock.
Speaker 4: Look exactly, I'm gonna change my dating profile to the
Speaker 4: TV right, I'm I'm gonna put the TDR logo on there,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna make a profile for TDR.
Speaker 3: And my whole question is, so do you want to
Speaker 3: start a podcast? That way? You swipe left? I know
Speaker 3: you want to be here to start a podcast. You single,
Speaker 3: so you definitely got.
Speaker 4: Something to talk about, easy network. But they always the
Speaker 4: ones who want to tell their story.
Speaker 6: What story do I have?
Speaker 4: Why are you single, how the dating pool got pissed
Speaker 4: in it? All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 8: I'm more like, walk around the side and I'm talking
Speaker 8: trying to get into.
Speaker 3: The That's where you find at the party.
Speaker 8: Go to the pool party to swim, y'all, nasties. That's
Speaker 8: what you're supposed to.
Speaker 3: It's a pool party.
Speaker 4: Get in the pool to get what pool party.
Speaker 3: We go to.
Speaker 6: Didn't get in the pool.
Speaker 3: That pool party was. That was an impromptu niggerdom.
Speaker 4: That was a that was that was a public bath house.
Speaker 3: Pools and warehouse. I saw that that was not a
Speaker 3: poor party. That was a public bath house.
Speaker 8: That was.
Speaker 6: So wow.
Speaker 3: That was unsanitari. There was no chlorine in that water.
Speaker 3: No chlorine in that water.
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna say.
Speaker 4: I heard that he was the one who was hosting
Speaker 4: the event. I understood to get in there.
Speaker 9: So I'm assuming that they.
Speaker 3: Make because he wanted to go because he's famous.
Speaker 9: That's what people do.
Speaker 3: I bet you a poor party, they'll come that I am.
Speaker 9: I am not here to judge nobody.
Speaker 10: I know you is, but I'm just saying in general,
Speaker 10: if that's what they wanted to.
Speaker 6: Do, it wasn't next.
Speaker 8: Oh, I hate the Internet, as we probably all do.
Speaker 8: But people saying that they will like free speech and
Speaker 8: they want to be so free until you see what freedom.
Speaker 6: Really looks like. I very rarely scroll Twitter, like, it's
Speaker 6: very rare.
Speaker 7: Why I find myself in that rabbit alli.
Speaker 8: And it's it's because you likable to see anything on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Twitter has become very pornographic lately.
Speaker 8: I'm cool with the poem because that's just porn.
Speaker 6: Penis pussy all that you see it.
Speaker 8: I'm okay with the poor it's when you get like, okay,
Speaker 8: porn porn, Okay, that was funny.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, that's a big ass gun.
Speaker 8: And I see them kill, Like, why is there that
Speaker 8: kind of freedom on the internet?
Speaker 3: Twitter, that's disgusting. Twitter is no limit and I don't
Speaker 3: mean the rap group.
Speaker 4: I mean you can say and do whatever you want
Speaker 4: with no repercussions or consequences, so you can literally go crazy.
Speaker 3: Facebook they'll block you, they don't like it.
Speaker 4: Instagram they'll shut it down before it even has a
Speaker 4: chance to circulate, So you have there's some kind of control.
Speaker 4: But TikTok is kind of yeah, kind of yeah, because
Speaker 4: if you go to another butter the actual cookie company wants.
Speaker 4: It's some they trip you over there. Somebody does over there.
Speaker 9: He says, somebody does.
Speaker 3: Somebody does over there.
Speaker 6: Algorithm, My TikTok algorithm.
Speaker 9: Yea, my TikTok Facebook, it is becoming a lot of ads.
Speaker 4: Like my TikTok consists of the Bible. Don't make no sense.
Speaker 4: Somebody bodies. Uh, these dick pills, they always tell them,
Speaker 4: always telling dick pis advertising.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 4: The fact that, gentleman, and you're not going to put
Speaker 4: that on my And you're not putting that on my jacket.
Speaker 2: You don't want that.
Speaker 3: I keep saying, I don't want it on my jacket.
Speaker 6: Jacket, and.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Okay.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to turn that jacket into a mink coat.
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen, listen to what it is. Okay.
Speaker 4: As a young brother, you get on here, you say,
Speaker 4: hey man, I use these dick pills, and the women
Speaker 4: be like, okay, you're just doing it so you can
Speaker 4: go six seven.
Speaker 3: Eight nine rolls.
Speaker 4: If I get on there, it was like, hey man,
Speaker 4: to use these dick pills. They're gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you look like you need to do how the jacket
Speaker 4: You see how the jacket fits. You see how the
Speaker 4: jacket fits. It fits differently.
Speaker 3: Like you. I don't want.
Speaker 6: Nobody, I don't need nobody Shark.
Speaker 4: That's because, first of all, Shannon Shark got money, and secondly,
Speaker 4: let's keep it the butt. Shannon Shark didn't get the
Speaker 4: bag with the Dick pills until after he got exposed
Speaker 4: for slanging Dick. He didn't he wasn't in He wasn't
Speaker 4: in the video saying oh this rope, this red peel
Speaker 4: really got me cracking your taco.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't start doing that after.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, we really don't even believe
Speaker 4: he needs the pills because he is actually still a
Speaker 4: very healthy, well put together gentleman.
Speaker 8: He probably was off coffee and workout.
Speaker 4: So the fact so in the back of our hand,
Speaker 4: the back of our heads, we genuinely know you really
Speaker 4: don't need this pill. You really just trying to get
Speaker 4: the back completely different story. But if I get on
Speaker 4: here and say, hey man, you need these salt tablets,
Speaker 4: these red pills, these green pill You're gonna be like, yeah, nigga,
Speaker 4: you really need them dig pills, don't you bro Tell
Speaker 4: true stop cracking them, young chicks, because this is why
Speaker 4: you using it.
Speaker 3: That's not the same. That's not a selling tactic.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get that money. You can keep
Speaker 4: that back. I go drive lift instead.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to sell you out.
Speaker 4: Nah, bro, I'm good, I'm good. I go open up
Speaker 4: a cat farm coffee shop instead, and we.
Speaker 9: Good cat farm coffee shop. That's a real thing. Farm
Speaker 9: coffee shop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of my also on my TikTok. So basically,
Speaker 4: it's this rescue place that rescue cats, and white folks
Speaker 4: from all around the world come to drink coffee and
Speaker 4: patronize and pet these cats, and then eventually they'll adopt
Speaker 4: the cat and take the cat home with them, so
Speaker 4: one of these cats will become their cats. So basically,
Speaker 4: so basically, they basically figured out a way to take
Speaker 4: a shelter and make it profitable because all the money
Speaker 4: from the coffee shop just goes to take care of
Speaker 4: the cats.
Speaker 10: Came thing with puppies too, though, with puppies.
Speaker 4: Too, but I think puppies are more that's cats are
Speaker 4: a little bit different because you really ain't got to take.
Speaker 3: A cat outside.
Speaker 4: You just got to have an area that's specifically made
Speaker 4: for where they go to the bathroom at and have
Speaker 4: a dope ass filtration ship system so it don't stink.
Speaker 4: But at the end of the day, the cat you
Speaker 4: can leave them in this room and they'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Whereas and dogs, you gotta take them all outside. They
Speaker 4: get along, they start hoping on each other, start hoping
Speaker 4: on you.
Speaker 3: You gotta worry about valid Are you be minding your business?
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, the little chit sus jacking off
Speaker 4: on your ankle.
Speaker 3: Got time? Was the ball ahead of Negroes?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 6: It was Melissa Ford said she.
Speaker 3: I was like Melissa for she was just on poured mine.
Speaker 6: What else I listened to?
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently everybody has glow.
Speaker 3: Fire glow is fire glow.
Speaker 4: Was that niece who can out wrap my nephew, but
Speaker 4: my nephew won't give it up.
Speaker 3: That's how I look at it.
Speaker 8: I don't know her personally, but I feel like I
Speaker 8: I would like to meet her, like like not even
Speaker 8: just like she's so she is beautiful, but like it's
Speaker 8: just like.
Speaker 9: I love I love how country she is.
Speaker 10: It's just her and she's so cool, like like that's
Speaker 10: what I like, Like, like that's just blow.
Speaker 4: Is glow is the type of chick that when she
Speaker 4: comes to visit the family for Thanksgiving, she's probably in
Speaker 4: the kitchen with Grandma going.
Speaker 6: For cousin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, now that we are starting to become the adults,
Speaker 4: do we still need to take cousin walks?
Speaker 6: No, it's my house, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like now, like now it's like do we gotta take.
Speaker 6: Well hold on?
Speaker 8: It depends because is grandma is still there, because my
Speaker 8: grandmother is gone, I don't have parents, but my mama there,
Speaker 8: y'all got to go because.
Speaker 3: My dispect my mama, you know.
Speaker 10: I mean I think it's I think it's normal when
Speaker 10: the elders are around, but when it's just the full adults,
Speaker 10: then it's just.
Speaker 6: Mama.
Speaker 8: I' gonna go home at like seven thirty eight o'clock anyway,
Speaker 8: so as you go, like it is weird. It can't
Speaker 8: be like when you're around like your family, Like I
Speaker 8: don't know, maybe it's just me, but like it's just
Speaker 8: certain ship that even though I'm grown, I just won't
Speaker 8: do it. Oh yeah, yeah, it's just respect though.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And I don't like to drink with my mama.
Speaker 3: Like I'm smoking with your ma.
Speaker 6: Motherfuck oh that's because we put it in the who.
Speaker 3: No, we were literally it was one of her birthdays.
Speaker 4: We were literally all in the front room because that's
Speaker 4: when Jazz didn't realize that. Yeah, that's what Jazz got
Speaker 4: high with us on the secondhand smoke.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, what's.
Speaker 6: I gotta watch this one?
Speaker 8: Probably watch it Saturday when but the nastiest meeting on
Speaker 8: the internet has happened.
Speaker 6: Jaguar right mid Orlando Brown.
Speaker 9: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 6: I believe it is. Oh wow, that is a nasty cooker.
Speaker 9: That is who puts who put them together?
Speaker 6: Genius?
Speaker 10: Whether because they both are so filled with so many.
Speaker 6: The platform that they like they in on this platform. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's not black.
Speaker 3: Black was a revolt.
Speaker 8: No, it's a personal life productions and why if.
Speaker 3: You see that's okay.
Speaker 4: The one thing about today's society which I'm happy for,
Speaker 4: but I'm also starting to hate.
Speaker 3: Just as much as the podcast.
Speaker 4: Community has been oversaturated with a bunch of fuckery that
Speaker 4: good quality podcast sometimes get overlooked because people are burnt out,
Speaker 4: these pop up networks are starting to do the same
Speaker 4: thing too. There's a lot of nigger though that's just
Speaker 4: popping up in the form of networks and applications. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of like, I only fuck with Zeus because
Speaker 4: Jocelyn is still over there and I need Yeah what
Speaker 4: I'm saying and raging. There's the Now that's TV one. Oh,
Speaker 4: now that's TV I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4: I haven't even watched it.
Speaker 6: About it.
Speaker 4: He's a great person who knows what to put his
Speaker 4: name on. He doesn't want to be number one or anything.
Speaker 4: He just wants to get strong too.
Speaker 9: Oh he did that. That's gonna crazy. Where is that at?
Speaker 6: I want to watch because I.
Speaker 8: Niggas and wings with the hands wings.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see nobody throw I don't want
Speaker 3: to see nobody throwing tomatoes. That that's diabolical one because
Speaker 3: it's a transgender one and you're expecting hands to be
Speaker 3: thrown and we all know that when baddies get the
Speaker 3: fight and ship gets exposed. Facts, are you ready to
Speaker 3: see that? The cameraman's are you ready?
Speaker 4: But at the same time, because of the uniqueness of
Speaker 4: what this scenario is, we got to give you the uniqueness.
Speaker 8: I feel like, as a person who is willing to
Speaker 8: watch this TV show, you will take what.
Speaker 4: Comes with So you just let you just it's another
Speaker 4: episode of Game of Thrones to you.
Speaker 6: To so and uh more outrageous news.
Speaker 3: What the diddler?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Apparently there is a tape circulating I
Speaker 7: don't know, okay, this is a tape circulating Diddy jay
Speaker 7: Z and Beyonce in a freak of Okay.
Speaker 4: So a lot of people are saying that's AI. A
Speaker 4: lot of people are saying that's AI. That's the problem
Speaker 4: with it is.
Speaker 6: It's not my job to confirm whether it's really.
Speaker 3: Now actually is you talking about it?
Speaker 8: But I tell you now, you're getting your news sources
Speaker 8: from fucking.
Speaker 6: The wan Fresh. You getting any news and taking it
Speaker 6: seriously from the Death Thresh Show.
Speaker 3: But you fucked up. But I will you. But I
Speaker 3: will say this.
Speaker 4: If you do want to get some some some diddler
Speaker 4: t I have to figure out what word to use.
Speaker 4: Go find a soft white underbelly. You actually posted the video.
Speaker 4: So there's a video of the girl of a girl.
Speaker 4: Who oh if you never heard a soft white underbelly.
Speaker 4: It's a YouTube channel where he does these candid interviews
Speaker 4: with people living in different lifestyles, strippers, prostitutes, homeless people, crackheads.
Speaker 4: It's like everything about like interview on the crackhead about
Speaker 4: why you on crack is a wild thing to listen
Speaker 4: to while you're trying to help somebody balance the check book. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't worry about what I listened to while the worker,
Speaker 4: because I started listening to a soft white underbelly because
Speaker 4: it was a home There was a homeless story, and
Speaker 4: I was interested in it because.
Speaker 3: But what's that girl?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: She was a singer, right, yeah, she was supposed to
Speaker 3: be a singer. She said, right, I'm.
Speaker 8: Telling you right now, if I go anywhere they put
Speaker 8: your phone in this bag, you can't have communication.
Speaker 3: I'm not going inside.
Speaker 4: But the way she told the story, yeah, the way
Speaker 4: she told the story because she told the story once
Speaker 4: before before anybody ever said anything about Diddy and how
Speaker 4: like this is how she's weird. So the reason why
Speaker 4: the newest one is circulating because he brung her back
Speaker 4: and he basically like, this is what I was saying.
Speaker 4: So he wanted her to retell the story again, and
Speaker 4: then she told the story as it was again. Because
Speaker 4: you can go find an old episode and it's damn
Speaker 4: near word for word, But it now matches up more
Speaker 4: to the accusations of what he's saying, and she basically
Speaker 4: breaks it down like everybody's always said, there's there's always
Speaker 4: two parties to what he does, and the one about
Speaker 4: the cell phones in the bag you coming inside, he
Speaker 4: said when she got there, everybody felt like they right.
Speaker 4: It was like he said, everything feels like somebody's under
Speaker 4: influence and you're not doing what you're supposed to do,
Speaker 4: and like you're not doing anything on your own a core,
Speaker 4: You're you're on something. And I recently just heard over
Speaker 4: the weekend, I can't remember where I heard it from,
Speaker 4: that they tested the baby oil and one of the
Speaker 4: baby oils did have traces of one of the date
Speaker 4: rate drugs in the baby oil.
Speaker 3: So even though you may not have.
Speaker 4: Drunk something or what or something, the fact that you
Speaker 4: had you had these masseuse rubbing you down with this
Speaker 4: particular oil, you basically was getting drugged. Either way it goes,
Speaker 4: which is why it was such a big deal that
Speaker 4: he had a thousand bottles of it.
Speaker 8: That's why, See niggas want people.
Speaker 3: Like jay Z and you know they want famous.
Speaker 8: Niggas to go down with didn't That's not who needs
Speaker 8: to be in jail puffed at the nigga with the
Speaker 8: thought of, hey, why don't we put the drugs in
Speaker 8: the baby?
Speaker 13: Oil?
Speaker 8: Them kind of niggas that who's in the who's in
Speaker 8: the that don't need to be on.
Speaker 9: The streets because.
Speaker 6: You know he went to it, didn't guess what, Like,
Speaker 6: I got.
Speaker 7: A lot of ship. I thought of a lot of
Speaker 7: ways to get out of trouble. I've thought of a
Speaker 7: lot of ways to get into trouble. But to just
Speaker 7: be like, imagine, like the conversation.
Speaker 6: Be like that, to be like that was too much.
Speaker 8: Experiments, like what the conversation that went on in that
Speaker 8: room was super dast just like them many this is
Speaker 8: the name, but we were saying that loud. Try just
Speaker 8: be like And my mother was in the back room, like, yo,
Speaker 8: I got an idea. If we put it in a
Speaker 8: baby or they just getting rubbed down, It's like, you know,
Speaker 8: that's a quick we didn't do it. You know, that's
Speaker 8: equivalent to member in college. I don't drink, but to
Speaker 8: eat this fruit, the fruit and what man, everybody remember that.
Speaker 3: So I don't drink.
Speaker 6: I don't want to drink, and it'd be like you
Speaker 6: can have some of this fruit.
Speaker 9: A drug is that strong? And a baby oil to
Speaker 9: make your honestly.
Speaker 2: Like fitting off to you.
Speaker 4: You you yeah, but your skin absorbs it a lot
Speaker 4: of So that's why the baby oil. It may not
Speaker 4: even be that the drug is stronger, but it's how
Speaker 4: your body is consuming it. And think about it, if
Speaker 4: you smoking a blunt, you only consuming that blunt, But
Speaker 4: we don't know how much oil is being rubbed on
Speaker 4: your body, so that you may be getting way more
Speaker 4: than just a blunt rubbed, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So now you gotta you got a QP on your
Speaker 4: belly listen.
Speaker 8: Edible, Yeah, into your system, and that's why you be hired.
Speaker 3: And but that's that's still.
Speaker 6: That alone, that need to not be on the street.
Speaker 3: That alone iss.
Speaker 4: So since we hear on the Diddler one, there's a theory,
Speaker 4: and I want to know this if you've ever heard
Speaker 4: this theory. The theory is that the character of gangst
Speaker 4: Delicious is actually based on Diddy Boom. Yeah, everything about
Speaker 4: gangs Delicious character is supposed to be Diddy.
Speaker 6: Why you say that? You know what?
Speaker 7: I could definitely I can see a situation where they
Speaker 7: probably reached out. It was like can you come be
Speaker 7: in this and then they probably told him what this
Speaker 7: was gonna be.
Speaker 6: He said, I want my name on it. And because
Speaker 6: the most deaf boys gango.
Speaker 4: But I don't think most death knew what the character
Speaker 4: or who the character based list was based on. Just
Speaker 4: like how, just like how Samuel Jackson didn't know he
Speaker 4: was white, telling that no he Aaron didn't want to
Speaker 4: do it no more because they it's becomes that network
Speaker 4: ship where you're taking away the reason why this show
Speaker 4: was successful in doing what you wanted to do and
Speaker 4: he's like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if you chose to get back in the lab,
Speaker 8: it was like, I can give y'all twelve episodes and
Speaker 8: then selling.
Speaker 3: To I think now it would be best.
Speaker 4: But but the problem but the only thing with with
Speaker 4: the Boon Docks is it's an narrative of the black community,
Speaker 4: so literally it has to keep going because there's something
Speaker 4: that's always going on that there's an episode about I.
Speaker 6: Don't remember from the pandemic.
Speaker 4: The pandemic alone would have been hilarious, bro, do you
Speaker 4: know the follow up to R Kelly?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that Hughet sat there like introduce him
Speaker 4: to older women, take his like cam corner from it, right,
Speaker 4: and this is what happened.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: For me personally, I think the Bulldogs should have been
Speaker 6: our Simpsons.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 6: It was thirty one season. It should have.
Speaker 3: Just I blame B E. T.
Speaker 4: That's why if you buy the box set, they had
Speaker 4: that hidden episode where he was shipping on B E T.
Speaker 4: Because B E T should have picked it up. It
Speaker 4: shouldn't have went nowhere else.
Speaker 3: They always missing.
Speaker 9: I got a theory for you.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 9: So speak speaking of the situation.
Speaker 3: They saying that I did not have sex with that woman.
Speaker 9: They saying that.
Speaker 10: The movie Blink Twice it is also like a really
Speaker 10: like good two and two.
Speaker 3: I've never seen.
Speaker 8: That movie, but a lot of people are saying, watch
Speaker 8: reviews give you a court.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I get the permis of the movie Blink Twice.
Speaker 8: He takes these people to this island and like, y'all
Speaker 8: party and having fun, but time is flying, like people
Speaker 8: think they've been there like two three that.
Speaker 3: I could believe that.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna keep it real, bro, I've been in some situations.
Speaker 8: I ain't never been. You're not taking me to no island.
Speaker 8: That's the the minute I lose my autonomy. I'm not
Speaker 8: fucking but.
Speaker 3: You lost your timomy.
Speaker 4: What you're gonna do, I'm saying you already lost you.
Speaker 8: You have to you have to like get into losing
Speaker 8: your autonomy. You walk out your front.
Speaker 3: Bro, we just told you. People got rubbed down with
Speaker 3: baby or was it?
Speaker 4: Don't take You can shake a man, you can smell
Speaker 4: her cologne, and next thing you know it, you are
Speaker 4: not you anymore.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 4: If they want to take you down, my god, not
Speaker 4: saying you in general. If they want to get you,
Speaker 4: they can get you.
Speaker 8: But a lot of that ship you gotta line up
Speaker 8: a few things you have to have, like the steps
Speaker 8: to this shit.
Speaker 6: It don't just immediately happen.
Speaker 8: I feel like like if I didn't feel Sai like okay,
Speaker 8: for instance, if her perfume was it, I wouldn't have
Speaker 8: been in this room.
Speaker 6: If I didn't feel safe coming into this room.
Speaker 3: True, but it's like this, I feel like, but it
Speaker 3: doesn't I get what you say.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna. I'm okay, So I get what you're saying.
Speaker 4: The space can be safe, but that doesn't mean that
Speaker 4: everybody involved in the space is true.
Speaker 6: But I feel like you gotta go to the d
Speaker 6: D party.
Speaker 8: First of all, you gotta drink the drink when they
Speaker 8: had it to you, and then you got another motherfucker
Speaker 8: rub you a baby or nigga rub But a lot.
Speaker 4: Of times, but a lot of times, and I'm not
Speaker 4: not taking nobody, sorry, But a lot of times, somebody
Speaker 4: you do trust is the individual who put you in
Speaker 4: position to feel comfortable. So let's say we all going
Speaker 4: out kicking it right, and I'm like, all right, first
Speaker 4: rounds on me, and I buy the drinks and I
Speaker 4: bring them to the table. You trust me, okay, So
Speaker 4: if I'm bringing you your favorite drink, it's on the table,
Speaker 4: you drink it, you'd be like cool, were good? But
Speaker 4: now you done? And I may not have nothing to
Speaker 4: do with that. I made the bartender poured it up.
Speaker 4: I looked the way to go talk to somebody I knew,
Speaker 4: because they they don't believe I'm outside for a change.
Speaker 3: I come back with the table.
Speaker 4: I come back to the table with the drinks, so
Speaker 4: they keep it tagged or who the woozy nigga is?
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And I only bring that up because that actually happened
Speaker 4: to one of my homegirls while we was our party
Speaker 4: and one went to the bathroom, the other one went
Speaker 4: to get drinks.
Speaker 3: We come back all of a sudden, one of y'all woozy. Damn,
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 6: I just I don't know. I'll be feeling like sometimes.
Speaker 3: It's not safe out here.
Speaker 6: Bro, it's not safe. I know I know that it's not,
Speaker 6: but I feel like sometimes.
Speaker 4: That's why whenever she could go out with me, she
Speaker 4: stayed right next to me.
Speaker 3: She'd be up under me, under me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start saying, my girl, they leave me alone,
Speaker 4: like my girl right over there.
Speaker 6: Brother. If I go to if I go to.
Speaker 8: Another you know, a party or whatever, I'm leaving as
Speaker 8: soon as I see baby, well what the party is?
Speaker 3: Now? Even even before that's baby oil, before it may
Speaker 3: have been lotion. You may because okay, hold up, how
Speaker 3: dry is our skin?
Speaker 6: First?
Speaker 3: Did you go? Did you gonna use the bathroom? Did
Speaker 3: you use the bathroom soap? Was it the pink soak?
Speaker 3: It's what she gotta do. It's taking lotion out of
Speaker 3: your hands, dry, taking some lotions. It's girly lotion. I
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 4: Get I can't have this dry hand. Next thing you know,
Speaker 4: she got you, bro, don't even remember where you at.
Speaker 4: Next next thing, you know you, next thing you know
Speaker 4: you wake up, you in the bathtub with the kidney missing.
Speaker 6: Damn. That's wow.
Speaker 3: It's the business.
Speaker 6: Look cave moisturizing the piece. Gotta keep keep the bag.
Speaker 3: On me now.
Speaker 10: Not not own man around brother starting brother be like, hey,
Speaker 10: you saved, Like can't.
Speaker 9: You mother that If that's the case, you just minds
Speaker 9: will just carry you. Think of vasseline the house.
Speaker 4: That's okay, A grown ass man walking around with a
Speaker 4: jar of vaseline, that's wow.
Speaker 6: Rape energy, wild work.
Speaker 3: That's that's even worse if you come out if you
Speaker 3: pull out your pocket a little bottle of vasoline the
Speaker 3: size of your eye.
Speaker 4: Podcast, that's that is no faris that is the farious work.
Speaker 4: Because the first question is is why are you going
Speaker 4: to the bathroom young man with that vascoline in your pocket?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: One for your lamps and then hands.
Speaker 4: Why I don't want to be the greasy hand nigga
Speaker 4: at the bar, like your glasses get the.
Speaker 3: Bar to the graphic glass.
Speaker 6: Don't know.
Speaker 3: Now you can't come back to the bar because they
Speaker 3: think you want some weird ship. Oh you gave me
Speaker 3: up here. You gotta go, my guy.
Speaker 4: You paid full price a happy hour from now on
Speaker 4: because you take it happy too far?
Speaker 6: Right, everybody?
Speaker 3: You know what. I haven't been on Netflix. I've been
Speaker 3: watching other stuff.
Speaker 8: I watched, Uh, I watched recently. I watched earlier today.
Speaker 8: I was when I got home from work. I was watching.
Speaker 3: It was unstable. It's a white show. It's cool though,
Speaker 3: I like and we love a lot good We love
Speaker 3: a good white show here with Rob Low and his
Speaker 3: son both got kids.
Speaker 6: He looks just like you.
Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson got a sound that makes sense to Yeah,
Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson got a sun he's in smile too.
Speaker 9: I just got done watching Bad Boys for Life.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's on Netflix. Yeah, just launched on Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: due for to rewatch that.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 10: I'm kind of half a half on it only because
Speaker 10: they not because they all, but because it seemed like
Speaker 10: the way they sent Martin's jokes up in the movie,
Speaker 10: it just wasn't matching up with the movie per se
Speaker 10: for me, Like, I get what they were trying to do,
Speaker 10: but it just wasn't how.
Speaker 3: That's part of the movie was Reggie.
Speaker 15: The best part of the was Reggie, Reggie, Reggie need
Speaker 15: his own movie, My Nigga.
Speaker 9: After that, his red went up like ten points.
Speaker 4: After Before I ever seen the movie, all I heard
Speaker 4: was everybody talking about Reggie.
Speaker 8: Reggie, Yes busy, he ain't got busy.
Speaker 10: Yes, him and the alligator Duke. That was my part too.
Speaker 10: That ship was funny. That ship was funny.
Speaker 9: Likes like.
Speaker 6: He just needed to as soon as he got the call.
Speaker 6: It was Gobo.
Speaker 16: It wasn't even yeah, but you gotta remember tell where
Speaker 16: the other kid went.
Speaker 6: I would like for Martin and Will to watch all
Speaker 6: of these movies and stop leaving fucking plot holes in them.
Speaker 4: The kid is in college. That's what we're gonna say,
Speaker 4: kid in college.
Speaker 6: When you first start watching the movie First Day Boy,
Speaker 6: a little boy is in the in.
Speaker 3: The movie you just watched, college, it's a little boy
Speaker 3: in like the opening scene, like he has a son.
Speaker 6: But when he go and shove the baby mama and
Speaker 6: the mama in the closet, Where the fuck.
Speaker 3: Is this kid?
Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying in college.
Speaker 3: Shut out, you talking about somebody house and a sleepover.
Speaker 6: But the fact that when you go watch the first
Speaker 6: Martin got three.
Speaker 3: That's the one I'm saying in college where.
Speaker 6: These other two kids.
Speaker 3: That's the one I said is in college.
Speaker 6: Like they don't even talk about these little more because.
Speaker 4: They are not because the daughter is the only one
Speaker 4: that matters.
Speaker 6: She had three lines.
Speaker 4: It wasn't about her, it was about Reggie.
Speaker 3: That's why we don't care about her. We need her
Speaker 3: to be here.
Speaker 4: So Reggie's story makes sense because the fifth Bad Boy
Speaker 4: movie is gonna be a taken knockoff, and that is
Speaker 4: when Reggie is going to get busy again.
Speaker 9: Reggie went crazy.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna go one. Shut up, No, you know,
Speaker 4: I know you're lying. You're lying because what number are
Speaker 4: we on with? Fast and Furious thirty nine? And you
Speaker 4: have watched all of them?
Speaker 9: I'm one they needed to do because I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched the two parties.
Speaker 6: Don't ever, don't ever compare time outro don't ever care
Speaker 6: because how we had.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, it's like that, so they did.
Speaker 9: Now they're coming back a couple of years. Okay, time.
Speaker 6: They're not jumping time.
Speaker 3: Line.
Speaker 6: They just took time to film that. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I stopped watching few.
Speaker 3: After they after they jumped the submarine that was done
Speaker 3: and we said this, we said this money Launders schemes,
Speaker 3: so they too be movies.
Speaker 6: I think the money Launders like genuinely, because what the fuck.
Speaker 7: Are you like me trying to figure out where all
Speaker 7: this happened, because like when you.
Speaker 6: Where you going back?
Speaker 7: It used to be about stream racing, like maybe street racing.
Speaker 7: Maybe we're selling drug we got from street raising and
Speaker 7: selling bulletproof.
Speaker 8: How we worked for the government taking down Whose criminals? Guy?
Speaker 6: Who is these criminals? Where did they come from?
Speaker 17: What?
Speaker 3: And why?
Speaker 4: Why are we using this group of people to take
Speaker 4: down world terrorists? And they're not even a black ops
Speaker 4: team that retired. You aren't just ordinary niggas with a
Speaker 4: garage in California.
Speaker 6: And just gets.
Speaker 7: The core for or the CORFID the Corps of Vengeance
Speaker 7: from the very first movie Iron Man, Captain America thor
Speaker 7: Black Wallow Hard.
Speaker 6: Versus the niggas from the.
Speaker 4: Fastes, I ain't tell you that the way he's going
Speaker 4: to fast and winning, I.
Speaker 8: Feel like if you give Vin Diesel some prep time
Speaker 8: that niggas back.
Speaker 4: Then no, okay, so the the Vengers could win until
Speaker 4: you put his family in danger because when it becomes
Speaker 4: about family.
Speaker 3: When it's about family, Van Diesel will be like ready
Speaker 3: to take on the world. He gonna eat a hawk
Speaker 3: punch so buy so as long as Bucky don't take
Speaker 3: the kid, they could.
Speaker 6: The reason if they go down.
Speaker 3: If they don't take the kid, you go or Letty says.
Speaker 6: We here Tony start folding him by.
Speaker 8: Captain America and taking taking a little bit because long
Speaker 8: he hasn't asked his victim.
Speaker 6: Your best friend killed your friend.
Speaker 4: Mama, your old best friend, your old best friend, your
Speaker 4: new best mama and.
Speaker 8: Daddy and then you. But it wasn't I don't care,
Speaker 8: I do. He was in his body. I can't fight
Speaker 8: your brain. Put your hands up and you killed my mama.
Speaker 6: You get because if I'm Tony, I'm facility.
Speaker 8: I don't like I personally didn't capture the state out
Speaker 8: He tried to right, but now jump him at the end.
Speaker 6: He had to because he didn't he knew he would
Speaker 6: kill Buddy.
Speaker 4: Tony had told he had on a weapon of mass destruction.
Speaker 3: Let's keep it.
Speaker 4: The butt iron Man suit is a weapon of mass bro.
Speaker 3: You got an arm and you can ripped that arm
Speaker 3: off around.
Speaker 4: Unfair fight bro, Rocket even stole his arm because he
Speaker 4: got Matter of fact, I think a nebula stole his
Speaker 4: damn arm because he got it for Christmas.
Speaker 6: Trying to hear, is not a fair fight? Where was
Speaker 6: it a fair fight?
Speaker 8: Where you and this robotic gas arm was punching on
Speaker 8: my fucking mind?
Speaker 3: It wasn't kill, It wasn't.
Speaker 6: Murderer Broen. He was assassin. Tony was finna humanly cook
Speaker 6: his ass this metal.
Speaker 3: He didn't know what he was doing. Wasn't if he was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it'll be different if he and he did it and
Speaker 3: then he going.
Speaker 4: He literally hanging out with Tony knowing I put two
Speaker 4: hot ones in your mama. Here now, Savannah, trying to
Speaker 4: keep up with us.
Speaker 3: What the heck are we talking about Batman?
Speaker 18: Three of us, because I'm not sure they stands. We
Speaker 18: can agree if Batman has prep time, then obviously is winning.
Speaker 18: But if there's no prep time and it just happens
Speaker 18: they just meet on the streets in New.
Speaker 3: York, I don't know if that's winning.
Speaker 4: All right, Let's stop here for a minute for us
Speaker 4: in the studio so we can see better, all right,
Speaker 4: So team got though? Is Batman? Cassandra Kane that's bat Woman.
Speaker 4: If y'all didn't know that, allright, ghost Maker, I ain't
Speaker 4: never heard that nigga before in my life.
Speaker 3: Black Lightning shout out to him. His TV shell ended
Speaker 3: too soon.
Speaker 4: Night Wing the real Batman in my opinion, and Asrael
Speaker 4: a murderous version of Batman.
Speaker 3: You know he really is, he really was.
Speaker 6: That's Team got Them.
Speaker 4: That's Team Old New York versus Team New New York,
Speaker 4: which is their double. A blind motherfucker that does law
Speaker 4: during the daytime. Spider Man, an EMO kid who keep
Speaker 4: killing his bitches. Electra right, Electra whose only purpose in
Speaker 4: comics was to die The Punisher.
Speaker 3: Her only purpose in comics. Hold on, I'm getting there.
Speaker 4: Punisher Punisher a white man with PTSD and guns iron
Speaker 4: fist depending on what version, a white boy who happened
Speaker 4: to be in China at the right time, and Moonnight,
Speaker 4: a schizophrenic motherfucker who got super who got superpowered by
Speaker 4: hanging out with an Egyptian god. I'm still mad at
Speaker 4: it's a white man that's get the powers from an
Speaker 4: Egyptian god and not an Egyptian.
Speaker 3: You're an Egyptian. Look, it's cool. I'm cool with it.
Speaker 4: I'm cool with cool as you tell the story. It
Speaker 4: is better though, but he got personality a right, so
Speaker 4: real talk.
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 4: I hate this is just the black nerd in me talking.
Speaker 4: I hate this prep time conversation.
Speaker 6: My god, it's so over.
Speaker 3: I get it. That's why I hate it.
Speaker 4: Like like why like if this bro, if I pulled
Speaker 4: up saying I want to smoke, like what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: We're here right, because I really don't think that.
Speaker 3: It actually is. But you ain't for them.
Speaker 6: Out right regular ordinary.
Speaker 3: Like the crazy the crazy ship is.
Speaker 4: It's all bullshit. Aside, Wing is a better Batman than Batman.
Speaker 3: All bullshit. Don't so listen who they're gonna have a
Speaker 3: problem with this ghost maker. He's gonna be a bit
Speaker 3: of a little I don't know who that is. I
Speaker 3: don't know his full power said, but I know i've
Speaker 3: heard the character before.
Speaker 4: Actually see I'm I'm just like, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 4: ahead and say the black Man is the reason why
Speaker 4: that they're gonna win because.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have to be near you to kill you.
Speaker 3: Healing factor. I am lightning, motherfucker.
Speaker 6: He got a heeling factor to punish. Here is the
Speaker 6: first to die.
Speaker 4: No punish her coming with that heat though, but he's
Speaker 4: gonna be the first to die, you coming with that
Speaker 4: because spider Man is I gee, spider Man had moved
Speaker 4: he daredevil.
Speaker 6: That nigga power said is crazy that.
Speaker 3: Nigga just can see but your heartbeat. And so here's
Speaker 3: the thing. Even with prep time.
Speaker 6: Because because give punisure prep.
Speaker 3: Time, Yeah, even with.
Speaker 6: Why is the common.
Speaker 8: Book community not having those kinds of converse? Because why
Speaker 8: do y'all always want to take a nigga with no power?
Speaker 8: It's a prep time versus fucking Superman is a.
Speaker 6: Guy I don't go for what you do.
Speaker 8: God, why we can't talk about Batman with prep time
Speaker 8: because the punisher with like because.
Speaker 4: Prep time is nothing but doing your homework. They want
Speaker 4: Batman to have a whole week to do his homework
Speaker 4: so he can set booby traps and find glowing rocks
Speaker 4: and bring.
Speaker 3: Martha to the table. That's what they want.
Speaker 4: That is what they want Batman to have time to
Speaker 4: go do, go, get all these other things to basically
Speaker 4: distract the nigga who really ain't supposed to lose and
Speaker 4: beat him by distractions. Moonnight is schizophrenic, so you don't
Speaker 4: even know which one of these, mother, you're gonna fight
Speaker 4: in that moment, okay, And the agility of of of
Speaker 4: Daredevil and night Wing actually cancels each other out. To
Speaker 4: be honest with you, the one you really got to
Speaker 4: worry about is really Spider Man. But if you play
Speaker 4: to his man pulls his punches, if he plays to
Speaker 4: his emotions, If you play to his emotion, he's done.
Speaker 3: Spider Man. Like when Stacey then punch.
Speaker 8: Around and have that backfire, and then Peters Peter, it
Speaker 8: depends on when he's.
Speaker 6: Let's let's keep it. Spider Man went blow for blow
Speaker 6: with the incredible Hawk.
Speaker 4: The crazy part of the Dog actually do get in
Speaker 4: fights the Hawk often.
Speaker 8: This is what I'm saying, y'all, not what the fuck
Speaker 8: are you even talking about? The only person on this list,
Speaker 8: Asrael is a little bit of a problem just because
Speaker 8: he has no moral code.
Speaker 4: He will not That's what I say, right Like Trophy
Speaker 4: Tell as well and Punisher actually cancels each other.
Speaker 6: I do, because they don't have no not stopping. And
Speaker 6: then e.
Speaker 4: Lecture and Cassandra Kane are really just there so it
Speaker 4: doesn't be sexist because they technically cancel each other out.
Speaker 8: But Black Lightning is the biggest problem black you know,
Speaker 8: if you all know full power said though, so I
Speaker 8: can't even tell, but like you.
Speaker 3: Know what I'm bringing. I'm bringing this. I'm bringing this
Speaker 3: to the UH, to the collective. Okay, I'm an drop
Speaker 3: it on the collective. That's the because I've heard of
Speaker 3: but I'm not.
Speaker 6: They got Batman's shirts on.
Speaker 3: That is true. They got New York and Batman shirts on.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 9: But apparently Batman has being gods. That doesn't make any
Speaker 9: sense to me.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean that it's a lot. It's a
Speaker 3: lot on this team right here.
Speaker 9: Comments from way before don't make any sense but this.
Speaker 3: But you're just talking about Batman can't take all SI.
Speaker 18: I'm not saying he can. But if you have Batman
Speaker 18: against the guy and to handle everything else, that's just
Speaker 18: what it is.
Speaker 6: I don't know if Batman can take an infist.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I guess Batman. I don't want to hear that ever
Speaker 9: A get there, I feel.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 15: So what I was gonna say is, when it comes
Speaker 15: to these two teams here and I'm looking at them, realistically,
Speaker 15: team Gotham has more members that work together as a
Speaker 15: team as opposed to Team New York has more like
Speaker 15: wild cards, so that can also play a factor too.
Speaker 3: You know there's some prep time.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I do disagree with you a little bit because Daredevil, Electra,
Speaker 3: Iron Fist, and Punisher have all worked together. Facts that
Speaker 3: is and Electra work.
Speaker 15: Have all been defenders, but Punishure doesn't. He's more of
Speaker 15: a wild card factor than anybody else.
Speaker 3: But Day Bound the same team, so they never really
Speaker 3: answered their own question.
Speaker 8: Just like Black folks, I'm definding saying the Marble team,
Speaker 8: I'm not even always Team Marvel.
Speaker 6: I just know in that fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's too many. It's too many regular people. You know,
Speaker 3: whats regular? Uh?
Speaker 8: Israel is regular? Batman is regular. Only the only real
Speaker 8: superhero in that list.
Speaker 3: Is like, yeah, everybody else were just regular human beings
Speaker 3: got skills, don't get me wrong, but like running Bro,
Speaker 3: spider Man alone is good if he really doesn't want
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 6: Smoke with a Man. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to smoke a though, but he be
Speaker 3: cracking some of the best jokes, so he might be
Speaker 3: cool to be around.
Speaker 6: I don't want nobody who can stop a fool of
Speaker 6: a truck going like seventy A train bro a train.
Speaker 3: Let's not forget there's a whole movie where he stopped
Speaker 3: the whole.
Speaker 4: Train just to say some regular people's regular post. There's
Speaker 4: a there's a version of Spider Man where he held
Speaker 4: a broken boat to get other.
Speaker 6: So nah.
Speaker 9: The boys itself.
Speaker 3: That shows Okay, I'm glad we hear another fun.
Speaker 4: Fact that I just found that one that did you
Speaker 4: know that this latest alliteration of Mortal Kombat was not
Speaker 4: supposed to be a Mortal Kombat game. It was supposed
Speaker 4: to be Injustice three. That's why the new DLC is
Speaker 4: so superhero heavy, because it was it was a DLC
Speaker 4: that was already initially made to be a part of
Speaker 4: the Injustice one, but instead because the Mortal Mortal Kombat
Speaker 4: is a more profitable franchise and the last game was
Speaker 4: such a ship show story wise that they said let's
Speaker 4: just make it a Mortal Kombat game and then it
Speaker 4: will come.
Speaker 6: Back and do Injustice three.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh, and they also killed it because the d see
Speaker 4: being rebooted from the from the movies being trash.
Speaker 3: They didn't think it was a good idea to drop
Speaker 3: a game.
Speaker 6: Because everything that d C do be decent outside of but.
Speaker 4: You remember the but the hate, but the hate for
Speaker 4: d C was real because of that, Like because the
Speaker 4: movies were so bad, comics went down, animazed, people were like,
Speaker 4: what is this ship here went down?
Speaker 8: I feel bad for the nigga that's fee the word
Speaker 8: that's fucking red and red and blue tights because he.
Speaker 3: First, I don't think that, No, but you gotta think
Speaker 3: about it. What why Superman? White? White people love Superman.
Speaker 1: Superman?
Speaker 6: Henry Cavill said, he might come back and uh.
Speaker 3: He might be the new he might be the new Wolverine.
Speaker 6: Either that or he's gonna do something, he said he
Speaker 6: wants to.
Speaker 8: I just I'm really excited about my man from Ridge
Speaker 8: John Stewart though, because.
Speaker 4: Well the way they're doing the DC with the new
Speaker 4: DC reboot, every character is being cast. So if you're
Speaker 4: part of the original Justice League, everybody's gonna be somebody there.
Speaker 4: So Hawt Girl's being added, all three Green Lanterns being added.
Speaker 6: Just hired me Bro. I feel like they got it.
Speaker 6: They don't understand well.
Speaker 4: DC reboots his comics all the time, too, so it's
Speaker 4: hard if I'm supposed to make a movie based off
Speaker 4: of let's just say Batman for an example, right, and
Speaker 4: I want to go to the comics, all right, let
Speaker 4: me pick a story to based off of this. Nigga
Speaker 4: sometimes can have seven different comics out at the exact
Speaker 4: same time, so it's like, well, which story do I pick?
Speaker 3: Then you don't know which way to go. It's so
Speaker 3: many different ways.
Speaker 4: I'm just tired of people telling me, ay, at this
Speaker 4: point in time, DC do not need to tell me about.
Speaker 3: Anybody that's dead. Just like, let's let's just pick up
Speaker 3: from right here.
Speaker 4: Just pick up from right here and assume you know
Speaker 4: my parents got shot in the alley, because.
Speaker 6: To pick up like Batman after like how the First
Speaker 6: Joker ended?
Speaker 3: I watched the Second Joker the musical.
Speaker 4: Talk about that in a minute. Not really as a
Speaker 4: musical as people would think. But it's a ship shoves
Speaker 4: reason I knew I wasn't gonna go see I just
Speaker 4: knew I wasn't gonna go see it. No, it sounds
Speaker 4: like the songs is it Being a musical wouldn't have
Speaker 4: bothered me because I actually like watching musical is like
Speaker 4: should I'll go turn fucking Hamilton on tomorrow and just
Speaker 4: watch that ship all day and sing you word for work,
Speaker 4: So I ain't got no beef for the musical. If
Speaker 4: the musical fucking makes sense this one. You can tell
Speaker 4: from the jump he didn't want to make that movie.
Speaker 4: The way the story goes, he does. He never wanted
Speaker 4: to make the movie. The musical portion of it has
Speaker 4: absolutely nothing to do with the movie. You can literally
Speaker 4: take the musical sections out and the movie will still
Speaker 4: go as the movie is supposed to go. The songs
Speaker 4: don't even have shit to do with whatever scene we in. Okay,
Speaker 4: at the end of the day. The way the movie
Speaker 4: is told, or what I heard about the movie is
Speaker 4: it's supposed to be a social commentary on how when
Speaker 4: The Joker first came out and everybody went crazy about
Speaker 4: it and started literally in some points emulating it and
Speaker 4: just saying, Arthur is our Joker, and this is what
Speaker 4: we're gonna do. The Warner Brothers was like, hey, we
Speaker 4: made a shit ton of money, do it again so
Speaker 4: we can make more money. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: y'all gave me like five mil to make that movie.
Speaker 4: Give me two hundred and twenty million dollars and I'll
Speaker 4: make your movie. And it was like okay, and he
Speaker 4: was like, oh shit, they gave me this money, Well
Speaker 4: let me make something.
Speaker 3: So he put together the movie with the intention of
Speaker 3: it not being good.
Speaker 6: When you are with.
Speaker 4: The money, you made a billion, you made almost a
Speaker 4: billion last time, so this is pennies compared to what
Speaker 4: we go get back. And he made the movie and
Speaker 4: he purposely made a musical because just like how Wan
Speaker 4: doesn't like music, if someone tells you this movie is.
Speaker 3: A musical, you're not gonna go see it.
Speaker 4: So you're already killing, right, You're already killing the back
Speaker 4: end of it right off top. So then you do
Speaker 4: this movie and it's mostly about the trial or off
Speaker 4: the fleck, which is basically like should we really.
Speaker 3: Care about the joker like we is?
Speaker 4: And then the ending really was like a fuck you
Speaker 4: to anybody who liked it. This Joker because he Ledger
Speaker 4: is really the real best joker out there, and that
Speaker 4: was the fuck you at the end of the movie.
Speaker 4: So everybody was mad. But the way he ended it
Speaker 4: was like, look, there's not gonna be a Joker three.
Speaker 4: I'm making damn sure it is. For the way he
Speaker 4: the way he wrote it, there can't be a Joker three.
Speaker 4: Because it was you could still get a villain verse.
Speaker 4: It just didn't need to be a second movie.
Speaker 3: That was the thing. It didn't need to be a
Speaker 3: second movie if you would just left it as is
Speaker 3: with the first one. And they didn't. He wasn't nowhere.
Speaker 3: There was no mentioning of the Wayne's family and no
Speaker 3: shape or forms and this shit.
Speaker 4: And you couldn't anyway because Arthur is like fucking thirty
Speaker 4: when Batman, when they showed you Little Bruce Dog was
Speaker 4: like ten. So we're supposed to believe a twenty two
Speaker 4: year old rich kid with PTSD who decided to put
Speaker 4: on latex is running around beating up homeless people. Meanwhile,
Speaker 4: you're You're worst villain in the world is like forty five.
Speaker 8: When you think about like the psychological philip you gotta
Speaker 8: have and your hends, like so my parents a day.
Speaker 3: I blame Pennyworth.
Speaker 6: Let me go get another Costa and just terrorize the street.
Speaker 3: I blame Pennyworth.
Speaker 4: You were responsible for this child's well being for the
Speaker 4: eight years before he became an adult, and you not
Speaker 4: once thought it was a good idea for this young
Speaker 4: man to go to therapy.
Speaker 6: But Batman needed to be dark in his mind.
Speaker 3: Like you let this little kid sit in the house
Speaker 3: with his parent issues.
Speaker 4: You did not think that seeing your mama and daddy
Speaker 4: get popped in the alley wasn't gonna affect him.
Speaker 3: I think I have a crazy transition. What's a superhero
Speaker 3: that that? Like?
Speaker 6: It's good? But nobody gives a funk about that. That's
Speaker 6: one of them. I just need one.
Speaker 3: Took too long to get them a show. Did the
Speaker 3: show kind of cool?
Speaker 9: That's fair?
Speaker 6: Nobody is fun? So I remember I asked you earlier,
Speaker 6: like have jumping watching anything on Netflix? So I recently watched.
Speaker 8: So they did a show that Peyton Manning produced and
Speaker 8: he followed like five or six wide receivers. So then
Speaker 8: the NBA in turn did their shows starting five, and
Speaker 8: it follows five NBA players as.
Speaker 6: They go through what is last season? Do you know
Speaker 6: who Demantas Sabonis is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Adrian Bonus' son. Yeah, our vets call it. I did, so.
Speaker 6: He got you one of the most dublest motherfuckers in
Speaker 6: their history.
Speaker 3: Worse the Bonuses is daddy? What are you?
Speaker 8: When you watch the show and then it's like you
Speaker 8: see because they follow him, it's lebron is Man.
Speaker 6: Damn, it's somebody else.
Speaker 8: Just there to win that No, like it's Lebron James,
Speaker 8: Jimmy Butler, and then it's like you take you take them,
Speaker 8: four motherfuckers with personalities and then you add them.
Speaker 19: He's still though he can definitely who I mean more
Speaker 19: boring right, like I tell you nothing but watching this
Speaker 19: like he born.
Speaker 8: But like when you watch him in the rag and
Speaker 8: watch this thing like you kind of be like, damn, bro,
Speaker 8: the NBA don't give you no appreciation. This motherfucker is
Speaker 8: number one in double doubles last year, second in triple doubles.
Speaker 6: Like he averaging like twenty five, eight and ten. You
Speaker 6: know what, Nigga didn't make an All Star team. The
Speaker 6: NBA do not. You ain't getting no All nbas.
Speaker 8: He go.
Speaker 6: I was just like this, but he not marketable. I
Speaker 6: also didn't know that.
Speaker 8: Like as much.
Speaker 6: But this is a business as much as you. I'm saying,
Speaker 6: it's about basketball, like you need a little person.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I gotta be able to salesman. Sh kids gotta
Speaker 8: want your jersey, gonna want your shoes.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to bon this jersey. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: They gonna show up to your picture days.
Speaker 9: And you are smart on that marketing part though, that's.
Speaker 8: Right outside of Sacramento. And like real niggas who watched
Speaker 8: the NBA.
Speaker 6: And again he's nice.
Speaker 3: You know I signed even in an R beat, but
Speaker 3: I want him on my team.
Speaker 6: Like I didn't know Lebron much cussin Like as I
Speaker 6: watched the show, like I.
Speaker 8: I'm learning this and why is the King doing all
Speaker 8: this cussing because he just persists like Lebron, like he
Speaker 8: just presents.
Speaker 6: Like he don't swear.
Speaker 3: I like Lebron.
Speaker 6: I mean, like the coldest liar in the game.
Speaker 3: I love Lebron. He be lying like like he just.
Speaker 6: He's easy for no reason, just offering up information. I like,
Speaker 6: it's a boo Lebron.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I'm thirty seven pages in. Yeah he
Speaker 11: opened into see.
Speaker 15: What was in it?
Speaker 7: Probably he got right in the last show. But it's
Speaker 7: a very interesting show. If you're not watching it, I
Speaker 7: think you should watch it. I'm not ten episodes.
Speaker 6: Probably I watched The Rod Receiver show football.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think just from the personalities, like Jimmy Butler
Speaker 8: is a different kind of nigga we do.
Speaker 6: I mean, like yeah, different different country music, drinking coffee,
Speaker 6: different he's an eclectic brother.
Speaker 4: Hold on now, bro, don't be talking about country music
Speaker 4: like that, because I too. I'm a very eclectic musical person.
Speaker 4: Like you have found some of the most random songs
Speaker 4: being in the car with me. You just don't like
Speaker 4: country music unless it's done by black man mm or
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. Until you get down on
Speaker 4: some gar Brooks, you can't talk to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, music is good. Music is very culture.
Speaker 9: I listened to a lot of different music is good music.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite go to music?
Speaker 12: My favorite that's not black, that's not black? Yeah, oh,
Speaker 12: I was gonna say, MO time me, I'm not black.
Speaker 12: That's not bad, Like Queen Queen is hard. My boys
Speaker 12: beat was cool.
Speaker 6: I like holling out.
Speaker 8: I couldn't do the bell they play all in those
Speaker 8: at work being.
Speaker 3: No all that's inside DS was my ship. I was, Yeah,
Speaker 3: was ship. Like they give enough credits.
Speaker 4: They ain't getting enough credit for I had had niggas
Speaker 4: and bail bottoms.
Speaker 3: Really like.
Speaker 6: I'm one of them.
Speaker 7: People like I like more songs that's not rap than
Speaker 7: I think, because like I don't know who the artists,
Speaker 7: but like when I feel like when I hear the side.
Speaker 7: I know that, I know that it didn't like working
Speaker 7: in the grocery store, like that's all these playing contemporary.
Speaker 3: Man, soft rock, Ship Journey, the soft Wow, you know what.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I honestly have to say Black Fathers did
Speaker 4: not really understand the power of double stop believing until
Speaker 4: that family got episode.
Speaker 3: With the soft rock era. I can see that. I
Speaker 3: can see that for you.
Speaker 6: That's my.
Speaker 4: Uh that was that was during my Flyleaf era. I
Speaker 4: was heavy and fly Leave, Evanescence and all of them.
Speaker 4: Definitely definitely the Red That's not even my song. My
Speaker 4: song is actually under the Bridge and it sucked my kiss.
Speaker 3: What's the group?
Speaker 9: What's the group?
Speaker 10: That song?
Speaker 3: The Spice Girls, but Martin Flipping Friend wasn't. At the
Speaker 3: same time, you can't have no fun unless my homie
Speaker 3: gets something come out. They was literally the same time.
Speaker 3: We all know. I knew I was down for it,
Speaker 3: all five of them.
Speaker 6: I like Johnny Cash.
Speaker 3: I was like, man oh and Maroon five.
Speaker 9: That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 8: You know, I can't with them and they're like super
Speaker 8: world famous. I don't like nothing about you too.
Speaker 3: Or cold Play. I couldn't get YouTube and I just
Speaker 3: can't get to you with some songs.
Speaker 6: I might do it.
Speaker 3: Who did my sacrifice?
Speaker 6: I can't. I can't mess like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's who I was thinking.
Speaker 6: I can't mess with.
Speaker 8: Dave Matthews like I've been off YouTube since they pulled
Speaker 8: that bush and that album got stuck on my iPhone
Speaker 8: for like a month and a half to call them fucking.
Speaker 6: Com phone the phone, like, Bro, I didn't sound I
Speaker 6: was working for at the time.
Speaker 3: You know, why did you have beef?
Speaker 6: How get this used to come in the store?
Speaker 17: Bro?
Speaker 3: Get this boot like I can on my too for YouTube?
Speaker 3: I think about it.
Speaker 4: I never understood what everybody got mad about. Just don't
Speaker 4: listen because it comes up in your rotation.
Speaker 3: Uh it was.
Speaker 6: It was one of the because it was a downloaded album.
Speaker 3: It wasn't just like you I think. I think I
Speaker 3: still got it in my uh my album to deleted. Think.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to do it. I'm cool with it.
Speaker 3: I'll use it for some background tracks or something. You
Speaker 3: not YouTube. I love you guys, we love YouTube.
Speaker 6: YouTube as also all anyway Eagles, come on, man, grateful
Speaker 6: dead grateful speaking speaking mister lebron Ja his corny Okay,
Speaker 6: So I'll don't know if you guys.
Speaker 3: Are aware, but big Meat Larry Hoover is coming home.
Speaker 3: He's home already. I already got to be in a
Speaker 3: halfway out, Like, okay, that's what. But you know, once
Speaker 3: you in the halfway house, you can still kind of
Speaker 3: move around.
Speaker 8: After Big Beach Street, Lebron James tweeted it was like
Speaker 8: walking home Big Now, Hey, somebody don't make.
Speaker 4: Sense Lebron saying that Lebron from Cleveland, but he not.
Speaker 4: You don't think that Detroit has to go to Cleveland
Speaker 4: to get to Atlanta. True, and he's not just from Cleveland.
Speaker 4: He's a fucking accron.
Speaker 8: It was more something like a person commented under Lebron saying,
Speaker 8: walking home.
Speaker 6: Big meats in so many words.
Speaker 8: He told Lebron that he's a cloud chaser and a
Speaker 8: cornball for Big Enough, a guy who was a well
Speaker 8: known drug dealer killing the community, killed people.
Speaker 6: That's I guess that's better.
Speaker 8: Because Lebron's brand it's different than it's very so it's
Speaker 8: like also but for the culture to I don't know,
Speaker 8: it's a weird. I was just gonna say it's gotta
Speaker 8: be a weird because I don't stand for ship big.
Speaker 3: Meach was doing in this personal life, but like a
Speaker 3: like a cultural right.
Speaker 8: But like when I think about, like, that's that's my
Speaker 8: era of being out, like growing up because being he's
Speaker 8: a hood hero for sure, right and the like if.
Speaker 6: You're a jez fan, but that's what he raps about. True,
Speaker 6: I'm a Jesus my favorite reference. But this is my thing.
Speaker 8: This is the issue I sometimes have with this because
Speaker 8: people will be met just thorn to me, know that
Speaker 8: will then turn around and be like praising like lucky
Speaker 8: or you know what I'm saying, Jimmy Hoffa, they were cool.
Speaker 8: That's that's that's my me. Just if you asked me,
Speaker 8: you just just big meat. Ain't no different than John
Speaker 8: got That's what I'm saying. Pray the white people because
Speaker 8: it be white the movies.
Speaker 7: You can praise John Gotti for doing, and why can't
Speaker 7: we praise our ghetto heroes in a big and for
Speaker 7: him to do everything you did, you would think a
Speaker 7: nigga like that and never see the light of day again.
Speaker 6: And for him to be coming home that's a weird
Speaker 6: for the ghetto. It's a weird, and you you can't condone.
Speaker 10: But his cultural impact is under that it's the same
Speaker 10: thing as our Face or good Fellas.
Speaker 6: Like that's what I'm saying is I hate I hate
Speaker 6: that Big met this. If you just want to call
Speaker 6: it Brian Jass Corty, just do that. We've been.
Speaker 3: Shoo the fit.
Speaker 6: He was wearing his picture he had just stupid Yo.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just I just I've always struggled with this
Speaker 8: a little bit internally. It's like, you know, I love
Speaker 8: Frank Lucas. You know, I watched American Gangster and all that.
Speaker 8: Before that, I knew about the Supreme Team and all
Speaker 8: in the Harlem era of heroin and drugs, and I'm like,
Speaker 8: these fuckers is like who you wanted to be as
Speaker 8: a child.
Speaker 6: Sometimes, you know, they was like heroes. And then it's
Speaker 6: like that's all, don't do that. That's bad. They did.
Speaker 8: They destroyed this, they brought in and crack it off.
Speaker 8: It's like yeah, but then I turn around to watch
Speaker 8: Casino Good fellow it's the same, you know, and I
Speaker 8: feel like when you see it as a kid, you're
Speaker 8: not really prazy.
Speaker 6: You're not you're not praising you know.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 6: Like, you're not praising that.
Speaker 8: He said, dope, you guys, as a six year old,
Speaker 8: you don't know that that's what you're praising because damn
Speaker 8: his cars and different colors and it's got the big
Speaker 8: friends and every time I came right, he got the
Speaker 8: chain on, and I.
Speaker 6: Want to be that.
Speaker 7: And then when you find out what to do to
Speaker 7: get that, something like, Okay, I'm all in, this is
Speaker 7: how I gotta do it, and.
Speaker 3: Some people like you.
Speaker 6: Alright, So it's but it's just it's always just that.
Speaker 9: It's double it's double sided, definitely.
Speaker 3: All right. Do I have anything else important? Before?
Speaker 6: Times? Videos, big beaches? You' all ready for Halloween? I
Speaker 6: don't really too much give a fun.
Speaker 8: Oh and speaking of Halloween, hey, some of them costumes
Speaker 8: that I know y'all gonna wear, I need to retired.
Speaker 6: I was what I want? No more sexy villains, bitch
Speaker 6: beat that somebody.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, wait a minute. That was the year
Speaker 4: with the Baker sisters where bowl Vilma and Daphne.
Speaker 3: That's true. I saw that.
Speaker 6: I mean, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna say don't
Speaker 6: wear it.
Speaker 3: But also I almost got me there.
Speaker 6: You know what daphnely got off to? You got me there?
Speaker 4: Do you remember which that's why I said you almost
Speaker 4: got you have no cheeks in the cartoon.
Speaker 3: In the cartoon, they both get if you watch Velma
Speaker 3: on Max.
Speaker 4: They both get they actually the girl friends. They actually
Speaker 4: was a girl. Yeah, they were in the cover relationship
Speaker 4: for a minute. It's a it's a you gotta watch
Speaker 4: it because it's you gotta watch You gotta watch Velma
Speaker 4: because it's it's it's a wild way they tell that
Speaker 4: story and it all makes sense. That's the crazy part. Yeah,
Speaker 4: uh yeah, but the nurse, the nurse, but then be
Speaker 4: the easy cheap ones that be on seale at the
Speaker 4: Big Pumpkin down and stay there so.
Speaker 3: You can get them with no problem. It's called only fans.
Speaker 3: What you but what you're not gonna do.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna fuck with that community because that community
Speaker 4: is a year long.
Speaker 6: They put their work into it.
Speaker 4: They didn't just pay sixty dollars on party see, they
Speaker 4: put two thousand dollars.
Speaker 9: Costplay costa costplayers.
Speaker 4: Because there's a chick on my timeline who she cosplay,
Speaker 4: but her husband be the one doing her helping her out,
Speaker 4: so I guess she puts something together.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a sailor.
Speaker 4: Moon when it was like a more common anime right now,
Speaker 4: But in the video she put up the bloopers one
Speaker 4: so she getting ready to do her your husband's back.
Speaker 4: God damn, that ass looked nice. And that turn around
Speaker 4: you're like dog you can't hear dog wild. Now he
Speaker 4: was like, look, as soon as you get done taking
Speaker 4: these videos, I'm about.
Speaker 3: To fuck you and that like you can it is
Speaker 3: up like he is. He is your photosh but it's
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 6: Trust school, this is white to the beach.
Speaker 3: It's no different.
Speaker 6: I'm all for.
Speaker 8: I mean, but I feel I see there's three millions,
Speaker 8: the whole swat team party, six thousand nuns.
Speaker 6: When you run into.
Speaker 8: People who wear the same costume, yeah, now it's seven
Speaker 8: filmas in this fucking box.
Speaker 6: Number feeling down the costle.
Speaker 9: Just when it was a bunch of Harley Quinn's last year.
Speaker 4: But the Harley Quinn's and stuff like that, that was
Speaker 4: because that was hot. Now think about it is this
Speaker 4: is my only issue with with costumes and black people.
Speaker 4: I don't think we really get the concept of what
Speaker 4: a Halloween costume is supposed to be. We like to
Speaker 4: do moments in black history, so we will take scenes
Speaker 4: from a movie, and that's what our outfit is supposed
Speaker 4: to emulate, that one moment, that one scene, and that's it.
Speaker 3: Like we're supposed to know that because you walking.
Speaker 4: Around in a white T shirt and some panties that
Speaker 4: you're supposed to be ebony for players club before she
Speaker 4: got raped.
Speaker 2: You don't know that.
Speaker 4: We don't know that until you take the scene photo.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, yeah, that's tight. That's not what black folks.
Speaker 4: That's not constantly.
Speaker 3: They don't care.
Speaker 6: They don't don't be outside with a person, no jack outside.
Speaker 3: Club. And back in the days, that's how you used
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 8: Hey, I used to be in the line and you're like,
Speaker 8: I'm walking past nothing. I should be walking past line.
Speaker 4: But that's how the club used to be back in
Speaker 4: the day. Chicks be half naked and dudes dressed like
Speaker 4: they work at a car center.
Speaker 6: You know, it's degrees in the club. Something nasty man Polos.
Speaker 4: You're not even about the polos, bro it's the fact
Speaker 4: that we had real buttons up on with ties and
Speaker 4: slacks and like a twenty two year old dressed like
Speaker 4: they borrowed clothes from their dad's closet just to go
Speaker 4: hang out.
Speaker 3: With they boys, because they would let you in. That's
Speaker 3: a wild concept, like that was a strict, wild rule.
Speaker 6: They would let you in.
Speaker 4: Like all you have to say was no oversized T shirts,
Speaker 4: like you have to make us dressed like Sunday's Best.
Speaker 6: I think what it was waste, That's what it was.
Speaker 3: It really was.
Speaker 6: They wanted to under spend that money. Didn't want you
Speaker 6: to get outfit.
Speaker 4: If I would have had my own club back then,
Speaker 4: the dress attire would have been khakis in a colored shirt,
Speaker 4: so it always looked like he.
Speaker 3: Was coming from Walmart or Target or something.
Speaker 4: How you have to dress to get in You have
Speaker 4: to look like your khaki's gotta have khakis on to
Speaker 4: get in here.
Speaker 3: Bro khaki color Khaki too, yep, khaki color, don't want
Speaker 3: wild blue kaki? Wow? That party would be like you
Speaker 3: only could get in with khakis.
Speaker 6: With a creasing too. You gotta have area.
Speaker 4: That why that's I'm gonna do it for my fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 4: My fiftieth birthday party is gonna be khakis.
Speaker 6: I'm coming sharps a bit.
Speaker 3: Kaki. You gotta wear khakis at this party. Like a
Speaker 3: good four to five years. You got time to get
Speaker 3: it together. You have time to get you a pair
Speaker 3: of kakis. Are only twenty bucks Walmart gonna be confused
Speaker 3: while all the khakis just got bought, but all the
Speaker 3: starts to all the cat Would you come to my
Speaker 3: khaki party? Yeah, of course, in khakis. Kaki.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's gonna be the female.
Speaker 6: Ki. You never saying I have many time because I
Speaker 6: used to work at Walmart.
Speaker 4: I was gonna do khakis and scrubs to be three
Speaker 4: sizes too small. Yes, khakis and scrubs.
Speaker 3: That's the thing I want.
Speaker 6: Big booties and khakis be fire.
Speaker 9: Don't worry that I can't do a khaki skirt.
Speaker 6: They got a bunch of you can do a bunch
Speaker 6: at the top of the bill loop.
Speaker 3: In the back.
Speaker 6: Otherwise a little.
Speaker 3: Khakis and scrubs. That's gonna be my.
Speaker 6: Part skirt because a pistol skirt.
Speaker 3: How shore this is like above me? Yeah? Skirt?
Speaker 9: Okay, you know like they depleted one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, example, you go work.
Speaker 6: The first you have to do it. That's have that.
Speaker 14: Bro.
Speaker 3: Damn bro. Just I'm sad trying to find out no
Speaker 3: thought about one.
Speaker 4: I'm sad because I can't throw a party because it's
Speaker 4: not gonna be right because we ain't gonna have dre
Speaker 4: security no more.
Speaker 3: Because dre was the only reason why I throwing parties
Speaker 3: was fun. Uh absolutely, the way Dog used to let
Speaker 3: us get away. We say, hey, bro, how many y'all
Speaker 3: gots like twelve y'all going home?
Speaker 4: Bro, we just want to go downstairs, all right, man,
Speaker 4: just make sure you lock up, look, God, just make
Speaker 4: sure you lock up.
Speaker 15: Dog.
Speaker 4: I was like, bro, because that what was that one
Speaker 4: party we threw where it was only like just us
Speaker 4: that came and I had to hold upstairs, like, bro,
Speaker 4: you could get this down because I know, man, I'm
Speaker 4: just pissed off, Like, hey, bro, just just moving downstairs
Speaker 4: like I pack it up. We moved downstairs, like bro,
Speaker 4: go home when you go home. And when we used
Speaker 4: to have both sides, that was when they used to
Speaker 4: crack that day we had a good studio part I
Speaker 4: might do one.
Speaker 6: This year Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just be down We just be down here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just be like it'd be like twenty us just
Speaker 4: down here, running running between, just kicking it.
Speaker 6: Safe, good time.
Speaker 4: Your car is safe outside, it's safe in here. We
Speaker 4: everybody bring their own food. We used to keep liquor. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but we used to always just have bottles.
Speaker 6: Just got a couple of what we used to do.
Speaker 3: I might do that this year.
Speaker 6: Here, let's let's take us in the corner. Joe.
Speaker 3: Actually, we gotta get Teaka to do her intimate set.
Speaker 6: That'd be your first question.
Speaker 4: I want to put her over here that way, this
Speaker 4: wall would be black body end have a little something
Speaker 4: going on a place.
Speaker 3: I like, you can put that over YouTube channel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that'd be her. Just you can't put that on YouTube
Speaker 3: with Tika.
Speaker 6: You. My boy was like, that's that baby lotion jokes
Speaker 6: I did, But man, I felt like such a creep today.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 8: I was at work and I felt like I was
Speaker 8: leaving work and it's like I needed some things and
Speaker 8: it's just like when I was looking at what I have,
Speaker 8: I was like, this is like the nastiest listen ship ever.
Speaker 6: So check out this.
Speaker 7: Some My little sister Carl was like, give me some
Speaker 7: doughnuts and I got a box and I got a
Speaker 7: pack of lighters.
Speaker 6: I was like, this is a disgusting little little shopping
Speaker 6: listen Have you got to buy other ship to kind
Speaker 6: of creepy?
Speaker 4: Do you shop like a single man, what is what
Speaker 4: is the wildest things that you have had in your
Speaker 4: grown man shopping combination that you really said, like, dog,
Speaker 4: they should not go together. This in general because regular
Speaker 4: shopping like you out here just shopping like you need
Speaker 4: to have a ship, depends on where.
Speaker 8: I'm like, it ain't too much wild grocery store, broc store.
Speaker 6: But like if you just.
Speaker 4: Stopped at like Walmart, Okay, yeah, your Walmart single man shopping,
Speaker 4: what's the wildest combination thing that you looked in your
Speaker 4: cart and you had, was like, this is nasty.
Speaker 6: One day I went in there.
Speaker 7: I only went in there to get like my mom
Speaker 7: stopped there. I only went into the store because I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm out of basketlator, so I have Vassilain.
Speaker 6: I was like, damn, I need.
Speaker 7: Dinner for I have French rides at home, you know,
Speaker 7: I wanted something there went the French ride and I
Speaker 7: had some high ways.
Speaker 6: So that's probably like the nastiest combination that I've ever
Speaker 6: walked to the registered with in my adult life. Was like,
Speaker 6: you got vascillating high wings, bro.
Speaker 3: You you a nigga would need to go to sell
Speaker 3: check out right? You cannot go to somebody registered.
Speaker 8: All right, and I don't even know what I'm going
Speaker 8: to say anything, but I love to trust you'll, so listen.
Speaker 6: I went to picking save and I had some hot
Speaker 6: cocoa at the crib. It was like this kind of.
Speaker 8: Weather was cool, but it wasn't cold. I got some
Speaker 8: whipped cream, like the can the Ready with, and then
Speaker 8: they had two for five the beef Summer see.
Speaker 6: Summer. So I got this, this is great. You have
Speaker 6: crackers like I know I had.
Speaker 8: I thought I had something. I was like, let me,
Speaker 8: I say, I'm not gonna find it because I believe
Speaker 8: I have some. So I had to cadd with the
Speaker 8: whip cream joint the two for five Beef Summer, a
Speaker 8: can of easy cheez bro It's some fucking cool whip
Speaker 8: Because I was like, I want to make some ice cream,
Speaker 8: and I knew I had the ice cream home.
Speaker 6: I just got it the day before, and I like,
Speaker 6: cool with on my ice.
Speaker 3: Cream, and I was like, this is yes, that's you're
Speaker 3: gonna self check out. I put it on the belt
Speaker 3: because check out I was long as ill.
Speaker 6: It's only two people. When I was a cashier, I
Speaker 6: used to judge.
Speaker 3: All right, you gotta just all right.
Speaker 4: So the reason why I brung up this question because
Speaker 4: earlier this week I had to go pick up some things,
Speaker 4: some necessities that as a man, I needed myself. But
Speaker 4: I went to Walmart. So you know, when you go
Speaker 4: to Walmart, you you didn't get extra shit, right, So
Speaker 4: it's not going to be sick, but it should not
Speaker 4: all go together.
Speaker 3: So I went in.
Speaker 4: I picked up a vacuum cleaner, two packs of draws,
Speaker 4: a pack of beaters, a pack of strawberries, some fruit
Speaker 4: rounds because I'm cheap, so I grabbed a bag instead.
Speaker 3: Of the box.
Speaker 2: It's just me.
Speaker 4: It's just me, some fruit rounds, a baby T shirt
Speaker 4: because my daughter needed an orange T shirt and his
Speaker 4: people day.
Speaker 3: That's is it really? Or is it long? Over to
Speaker 3: ponder amongst yourself, SD card, SD card and accorded mouse.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: It was just a baby T shirt.
Speaker 4: It's crazy because all of this was all because I'm
Speaker 4: being text while I'm out that you need things. Leally
Speaker 4: needed the strawberries because that's her fruit of choice. Tianna
Speaker 4: needed the orange T shirt because she did not tell
Speaker 4: nobody to the day of that she needed an orange
Speaker 4: shirt for Indigenous People Day, even though that was on Monday,
Speaker 4: but they celebrated it yesterday. My vacuum cleaner stopped working,
Speaker 4: and I just read suddenly, lift up my bed and realized,
Speaker 4: this is wild up under here, So I need the
Speaker 4: vacuums and shit. Because my vacuum cleaner wasn't working no more.
Speaker 4: I had already realized that it's that time of every
Speaker 4: three months.
Speaker 3: You just buy new draws. Just buy new draws and
Speaker 3: T shirts. Okay, gotta do that.
Speaker 4: The SD card was because since I'm doing the retreat
Speaker 4: for Sherman Phoenix, I had to get me a new
Speaker 4: car so I can have one card dedicated to just
Speaker 4: all the recording I'm doing there and I don't have
Speaker 4: to take nothing from the studio. And then I realized
Speaker 4: my mouse at my work computer is going out. Let
Speaker 4: me just go ahead and grab one of these nine
Speaker 4: ninety nine mouses real quick. And as I go up
Speaker 4: to the front counter, I look at my cart. I
Speaker 4: was like, this, shit don't belong together. This is not
Speaker 4: this is not I just come say, I'm giving you.
Speaker 3: I just went on the counters and as I'm scanning,
Speaker 3: I'm telling her.
Speaker 4: As I'm at the counter, and I'm skinchy scans and
Speaker 4: I'm putting up there. It's like, oh, this is gonna
Speaker 4: be reimbursed by my job, so can I get a
Speaker 4: separate receipt for that?
Speaker 3: Just to make like so you know that this is
Speaker 3: two separate orders, that one.
Speaker 8: Vacuum clean. Okay, all right, baby T shirt. That's when
Speaker 8: they started.
Speaker 3: Looking at that's what lost professions.
Speaker 6: That's when they.
Speaker 7: Started looking sd card like like that, like, can we
Speaker 7: gotta get this thing out of here?
Speaker 3: Protection asset protection and.
Speaker 6: Registered to right somebody.
Speaker 3: I would not have trusted myself. That's why I am
Speaker 3: so glad I am no longer working in retail, because
Speaker 3: the things you see in retail would just really make
Speaker 3: you be.
Speaker 4: Like, y'all some wild ass niggas out here in this world. Tika,
Speaker 4: what's the wildest thing you ever had to go to
Speaker 4: the store to get?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: No, I was helping my mom with her.
Speaker 3: She made you come home with a bucket of chipling.
Speaker 9: Never it's nasty. No, I was helping my mom out
Speaker 9: with uh.
Speaker 10: She was like redoing like her little garden cement thing
Speaker 10: around it, and like I had to go to home
Speaker 10: depot so she needed.
Speaker 3: Like that's a wild place for women to be in.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she needed like rope and like a shovel.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: So I got up there and the dude was looking
Speaker 9: at me. He was looking at the stuff in my
Speaker 9: car like like he was like, you're good.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he was like, he didn't ask you? Where
Speaker 3: you single?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 3: About to be if you asked him?
Speaker 4: What if you see a woman with cement a shovel
Speaker 4: roll in her trunk and you asked, so you didn't
Speaker 4: go to tart to cover our per new vegetables dexter
Speaker 4: bro like bro has that and you asked the woman
Speaker 4: and she's single, and she say, yeah, call the cops,
Speaker 4: just on the safe side, called the cops somebody.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he definitely was looking at me like.
Speaker 10: And then he was like and it was funny because
Speaker 10: he was looking at like my my size, like like
Speaker 10: because he was shorter.
Speaker 9: Than me, was like looking at me like.
Speaker 6: You definitely didn't want to be next. He didn't want
Speaker 6: to be it. Don't look at her face.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I can't identify her.
Speaker 4: See, And at that day should have been a skit.
Speaker 4: You should have had a skit where somebody is recording it.
Speaker 3: But I didn't.
Speaker 9: I didn't put to it together while he was looking
Speaker 9: at me like like that.
Speaker 6: And that what I had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the saying you don't realize what your cart
Speaker 3: looked like until you. We wanted to go to del
Speaker 3: and just ask weird questions, my like does this burn.
Speaker 6: Like water?
Speaker 3: What's the weight living on? What's the weight living on
Speaker 3: this twine?
Speaker 17: Like?
Speaker 6: How right out of excuse me saying uh.
Speaker 8: Because this bird, Well, I just gotta go in there
Speaker 8: with like a love with like a little kid, let
Speaker 8: him run around.
Speaker 6: You with the kids.
Speaker 3: Wow, I love a good kid with a good with
Speaker 3: a with a dark sense of humor.
Speaker 9: My daughter is your best friend because she is I.
Speaker 3: Love a good dark sense of human He is dark, bro,
Speaker 3: But that's because she's just like she's your child. She's fourteen,
Speaker 3: she had that dark age. She she's board.
Speaker 9: She watches Death Note the anime.
Speaker 3: That's why I said though naked, that's her logic. Hey, fan,
Speaker 3: I wish Death Note was real and I had that
Speaker 3: book because there'd be plenty motherfuckers I will put in
Speaker 3: that book for no reason. I would be on TV
Speaker 3: Trump talking stupid. But no, that's my daughter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like she.
Speaker 3: This nigga cut me off. The owner of car with
Speaker 3: the plate number five seven eight.
Speaker 6: They're gonna.
Speaker 3: Go, yes, it's my beard, and I hope you burning
Speaker 3: hell kill over the grocery car. Have you ever? Have
Speaker 3: you ever got the last cart and it's the one
Speaker 3: with the fucked up will? So who died for that?
Speaker 3: Whoever took the cart before this one before that?
Speaker 6: That's about the car manufacturer.
Speaker 4: When they left, they lot it worked fine, So that's crazy,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I really don't dig it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna like buying the bulk and ship. I don't
Speaker 6: think who. I didn't realize who said single cards.
Speaker 8: I don't realize how expensive like ship for company because
Speaker 8: but not like I'll be having these conversations with my
Speaker 8: because if you shipped around.
Speaker 6: The job family, why don't it work? Like you want
Speaker 6: me to work here?
Speaker 8: And these fuck the mast conditions and the shows broke
Speaker 8: like it's not the budget, it's right, help a quality
Speaker 8: of life.
Speaker 3: Not being in the budget is a wild thing to
Speaker 3: hear out loud.
Speaker 8: What's crazy. But it's what's crazy is they won't fix
Speaker 8: it or replace it. But then when somebody gets hurt
Speaker 8: by they got to pay out a thousand times more.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, if you pay attention when something don't
Speaker 4: work right, they try to move product away from it
Speaker 4: and only leave ship that literally sits there forever like bulk.
Speaker 3: Just sit over there. So it's crazy.
Speaker 6: This is like.
Speaker 3: Where he just looks at.
Speaker 6: These videos are wild? Would have us look you want
Speaker 6: to do first.
Speaker 8: Brod because I felt bad for the poor salmon.
Speaker 3: Spoke Why why are we watching watch?
Speaker 6: Because it's just as I watched out like white people
Speaker 6: play some much.
Speaker 3: Oh he kept playing with the crackingdile.
Speaker 6: It's a it's a fucking alligator that you see is
Speaker 6: capable of getting out of this thing. Why you fucking
Speaker 6: with his food? You know?
Speaker 8: Because I think what it is is when the world
Speaker 8: is so safe for you, you have to do weird
Speaker 8: dumb ship just I feel.
Speaker 3: Also died right down sky dives kind of fun.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: But but you.
Speaker 6: Worked for you, that's my man, marg Fir. You guessed it.
Speaker 3: He definitely he definitely on the docket. But no, okay Vibes.
Speaker 4: Crazy thing about it is is I've to realize that
Speaker 4: growing up, school systems lie to us so much.
Speaker 3: No, no, that too, but thanks to YouTube, not the group. YouTube.
Speaker 4: But YouTube and the Little Black Boy who Loves Animals,
Speaker 4: you find out so much was taught to us so wrong,
Speaker 4: Like alligators and crocodiles are not as aggressive as we
Speaker 4: think they are.
Speaker 3: They're not. They only if you fuck with them.
Speaker 4: But the fact that I found out that elephants are
Speaker 4: the most aggressive things on the planet, and they hold
Speaker 4: grudges like none other.
Speaker 6: But if the only males during.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, nope, because this particular one and
Speaker 4: I you probably remember hearing about this, but you didn't care.
Speaker 4: I know, me and Wan talked about this. He gave
Speaker 4: me the full story of the elephant that traveled from
Speaker 4: a good two hundred miles all the way down to
Speaker 4: a woman's funeral to fuck up her funeral to unalive
Speaker 4: her again. Hold on, wait, there's more. So even after
Speaker 4: the funeral, the elephant went to the woman's house and
Speaker 4: destroyed her house.
Speaker 6: Data.
Speaker 3: They don't forget. They memorize it. They don't forget sh.
Speaker 9: It's like not just muscle memory, but they memorized every.
Speaker 3: Single da they are. They are living computers, so they.
Speaker 9: Remember wherever they traveled and they can travel right back to.
Speaker 6: So they came from the fine Water so between us.
Speaker 3: I don't want an elephant to know where I live?
Speaker 3: Why does she?
Speaker 4: But it smelled it smelled her and but two hundred
Speaker 4: I just want you to understand, on foot and the wild,
Speaker 4: this elephant was so damn pissed and n rage that
Speaker 4: it traveled two hundred miles on the day.
Speaker 3: Of your funeral. Right now, some Saturday, some bird, some bird.
Speaker 4: Flew flew all the way from that village to where
Speaker 4: this elephant was like, Yo, my guy, you not gonna
Speaker 4: believe what just happened.
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 4: Esther she did, what where's the bitch hat Angola say less?
Speaker 4: Reggie made sure the kids get fed. I'll be back
Speaker 4: and went on foot. It was like, I'm fucking all
Speaker 4: this ship up. I'm beating you to death like you
Speaker 4: did my baby's by you know what your answers they
Speaker 4: need to have ship I'm tearing this house down and
Speaker 4: went home.
Speaker 3: Yes, nobody else.
Speaker 6: Literally walked off. I remember that story. That was great.
Speaker 11: I was like, this is what.
Speaker 4: We are worried about the wrong animals. Hippos are about
Speaker 4: as blind as Stevie wonder. Okay, I did not know that.
Speaker 4: So when hippos attack is not because they're vicious.
Speaker 3: They just have anxiety because they don't know what is
Speaker 3: coming for them, so they so they attacked first and
Speaker 3: asked questions later.
Speaker 7: So I watched the hippo get into the wark, save
Speaker 7: the antelope from alligators.
Speaker 6: Alligators eat this motherfucker alive. Hipo get in there on
Speaker 6: some noble ship.
Speaker 8: Now manit chasz niggas get back anelope like, oh, you know,
Speaker 8: I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: I'm going get out of her cuz Hippo said naw, bitch,
Speaker 7: ass nigga, fuck you, and he killed.
Speaker 3: After save it. Maybe maybe maybe I wasn't even in
Speaker 3: your for sing you wait, wait on, hold on, wait
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 4: Now, what if it's one of those Joker Batman situations
Speaker 4: like I got some devious plans and I work with
Speaker 4: some devious niggas, but only y'all, only me can kill
Speaker 4: that motherfucker because Joker has ruined other people's plans just
Speaker 4: because they would have been successful and killed him.
Speaker 3: I have maybe he had smoke for the antelope.
Speaker 6: I am going to be the one that will put
Speaker 6: an on the same level.
Speaker 3: A Hey, have you ever have you seen analoe dodge
Speaker 3: cheetah and tigers and they got you get you get
Speaker 3: antelope prep time.
Speaker 8: So let me get this analo, tigers, lions, cheetahs, wars.
Speaker 6: You can obeye anything on foot? Well yeah, your goofy.
Speaker 8: Ass always on the side of the road, wrapped up
Speaker 8: by motherfucker win got no arms, no legs.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: So antelopes and deers are two different things. Deers are
Speaker 4: dumb as fuck. They they dumb his hair, they ain't
Speaker 4: got yeah, they ain't got no real.
Speaker 3: Nat pre humans. So they just and I think they
Speaker 3: just and I think they do. And I be thinking
Speaker 3: deers sometimes be like, hey, let me see if I
Speaker 3: can jump this car. I really do be feeling that,
Speaker 3: like I really do.
Speaker 4: I lost the whole car. I lost the whole car
Speaker 4: to the deers on the freeway over there by German Town.
Speaker 3: They just running this. They don't get no dawn and
Speaker 3: the light and they say the light like this or no.
Speaker 9: They put them in the hand. They just stopped.
Speaker 4: This was daytime they did this ship. This is the daytime.
Speaker 4: They was just doing some dumb ship. They jumped the
Speaker 4: fence by the whack they got in the freeway. One
Speaker 4: smacked into my car. The other one hit the front
Speaker 4: of the car. The third one was like, hey, let
Speaker 4: me see if I can outrun a semi fucking exploded
Speaker 4: like pigs on Duke Nukem. My car is spinning while
Speaker 4: I'm watching all this madness, like, Yo, this is wild.
Speaker 4: I just got off of work.
Speaker 3: What the hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4: They so they fucking solid. So luckily it hit the
Speaker 4: side of my car. It was funny because his head
Speaker 4: was in my car. He survived, his buddy did not
Speaker 4: like his buddy did not.
Speaker 3: And I'm just.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get It was funny because after
Speaker 4: I spinnd I got control of my car. I sped
Speaker 4: to the side where I'm off the road, so I
Speaker 4: wasn't blocking traffic. It was crazy because when my car
Speaker 4: was sitting there, if you would have told me a
Speaker 4: deer hit the side of my car the way my
Speaker 4: car was looking, nobody would have believed it until they
Speaker 4: walked around. They walked around like, oh, ship, damn niggat
Speaker 4: you alive?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes I am. This is why by dodge, that's
Speaker 3: why you're supposed to like, well, you start putting that
Speaker 3: on my jacket.
Speaker 14: Niggas some flowers, this one right here, so then he
Speaker 14: knows all the sample I had to put somebody on
Speaker 14: sample Patrol.
Speaker 3: Sample Okay, let's bump it up New York State of Mind,
Speaker 3: madig album that's in t drums on that the drums
Speaker 3: on that's in t Okay, keep going.
Speaker 14: I Kim hopefully about Will Smith with something Yes, Summertime Smith, Okay,
Speaker 14: Summertime Will Smith and they feel so good as ladies
Speaker 14: night Little Little Kim and g Martinez and it's not
Speaker 14: even all the ones that have been sacked.
Speaker 3: But we're not even talking about. What's the R and
Speaker 3: B group that Jake Jr? Okay, Yeah, don't walk away?
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 4: So we went from Dongo bug E, p D C
Speaker 4: M D getting you, You've got the ship, got my man?
Speaker 3: What's the basic with Tupac?
Speaker 6: Man? What the sadness?
Speaker 3: Tupac and D'Angelo.
Speaker 10: It says here that Eric being rock, Kim sample Cooling
Speaker 10: the Gang for Don't Sweat, Detect, Don't.
Speaker 6: Love, and they've they've been a part of all my
Speaker 6: favorite pop songs. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many how many samps do you think? How many
Speaker 3: songs do you think have sample Cooling the Gang? Give
Speaker 3: me a number. Let me see who the closest. Fifteen Okay, I.
Speaker 6: Got two thousand Okay, I say at least two thousand.
Speaker 3: He said two thousand. Pick another number three? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: you could have win just two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: In total, Cooling the Gang has been sampled two thousand
Speaker 4: and fifty nine times with two hundred and thirteen covers
Speaker 4: and twenty eight remixes.
Speaker 6: Right, that makes sense, man, they got that.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, Cooling the Gang actually has the
Speaker 4: Iley Brothers beat because the Isley Brothers only have one
Speaker 4: thousand and seventy six samples in three but three hundred
Speaker 4: and sixty one covers, so they have more covers.
Speaker 6: About Look up Jas Brown.
Speaker 3: James Brown don't count. He was a rapper.
Speaker 6: I don't know. Man, chat with bows.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right? So yeah, okay, so he might be right.
Speaker 4: But what do you think the number for James Brown is?
Speaker 8: It's probably it's probably the five digits. What do you
Speaker 8: think I will say twelve thousand?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say about nine hundred times?
Speaker 3: That's nine hundred. That's a very low number. I'm disappointing.
Speaker 4: See you ready, sixteen thousand, two hundred and eighty eight samples,
Speaker 4: four hundred and eighty six covers and sixty eight remixes.
Speaker 3: Come he deserved that he did.
Speaker 6: Did you see his sister or wife or something?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: I was written, No, No, he didn't. His most.
Speaker 4: His most sampled song is think about It. M Well,
Speaker 4: he gets production credit on that one. So that's probably
Speaker 4: why most famous song that used, the one he's referring
Speaker 4: to is it Takes two Rod Basin DJ Eazy Rock
Speaker 4: and Ain't No Fun If the Homies can't have None?
Speaker 3: That was about flipping holes. Yep, I mean, I just
Speaker 3: knew James he probably number world ever he might be.
Speaker 4: I mean he was, because there's a whole video, yeah,
Speaker 4: because there's a video on YouTube where they like he
Speaker 4: dives in like certain albums and artists and breaks down
Speaker 4: like the importancy of it. And he was like James
Speaker 4: Brown maybe like the real guyfather hip hop, because he
Speaker 4: he created beat breaks before there was a beat breaks,
Speaker 4: because there was a song that he liked and he
Speaker 4: purposely in the song made the break and he flipped
Speaker 4: it in his own song just because he was like
Speaker 4: the way old R and B and rock was kind
Speaker 4: of fading out and he started seeing how hip hop
Speaker 4: was picking up. So he basically shifted his music to
Speaker 4: cater to them to to make sure he'll still be
Speaker 4: relevant even if he's no longer relevant. I was like,
Speaker 4: that's probably the smartest thing you could ever do.
Speaker 6: What about what's the name?
Speaker 3: Probably up there too?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know if he'd be for samples, but
Speaker 8: like little Richard gotta be because he found everybody.
Speaker 3: That's because he found it. Though Richard actually pretty low and.
Speaker 6: Samples is probably low. But I remember he like he
Speaker 6: put a lot of people.
Speaker 3: How much I don't know.
Speaker 6: James Brown was on so much ship, bro, he wasn't
Speaker 6: even all the boy.
Speaker 3: Right, like like, bro, how high are you that you?
Speaker 6: And he was like kiss myself.
Speaker 3: He didn't sometimes that nigga was just talking ship.
Speaker 4: That nigga was off that cold CagA.
Speaker 3: Alright, what the video you got him here?
Speaker 6: Why player his works?
Speaker 3: The Batman disrespecting the LEA. So it's been proven that
Speaker 3: we aren't responsible for the tragedy in New Mexico.
Speaker 6: The founding members are turning ourselves into US custody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was all this week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's take no vote one me to what you
Speaker 6: have to come with us, Bruce, I don't have to
Speaker 6: do anything.
Speaker 3: I thought the joke was crazy, right right, you didn't
Speaker 3: even consider.
Speaker 6: There, But come on, Bruce, like this is the right
Speaker 6: thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you was just crazy?
Speaker 3: He really.
Speaker 17: Now.
Speaker 4: The funniest thing is there is a comic book story
Speaker 4: and eventually an animated movie where basically somebody found Batman
Speaker 4: hitting agenda where he got a contingency plan for every
Speaker 4: single hero.
Speaker 3: And they use it against him.
Speaker 4: And then when they finally got that jam and they
Speaker 4: all sitting at the table and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, man, you're supposed to be our friends. Why
Speaker 4: you got these contingency plans against us? It was like,
Speaker 4: because if you niggas get out of the line, who
Speaker 4: the fuck is supposed to stop y'all? He was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: we need to have a vote the whether or not
Speaker 4: you should still be part of the click Like fuck you,
Speaker 4: I'm out, Like how.
Speaker 3: Dare you get mad at me to make sure that
Speaker 3: you motherfuckers don't fuck up?
Speaker 4: Like all you niggas go roll, y'all. I think they
Speaker 4: were just more so mad that the nigga know how
Speaker 4: to shut you down. Literally, like because Marsha Man Hunter
Speaker 4: was minding his business drinking and drink ship got spiked.
Speaker 4: Now he's on fire forever. Now he's on permanent fire.
Speaker 4: That's how you shut him down. That's a that's a
Speaker 4: diddy party for you though.
Speaker 8: So but he did need it because remember when Brenniac attacked,
Speaker 8: he put the little chips on everybody.
Speaker 4: So that's why he did that ship. It's like, look, y'all, niggas,
Speaker 4: go roll, we ain't got nothing to do with you.
Speaker 4: Then there was a whole situation where the starro thing
Speaker 4: look so be happy that this nigga got y'all back.
Speaker 6: Them. Everybody want to be too goody two shoes.
Speaker 3: And you might not do it, but that don't mean
Speaker 3: nobody else can make you do it. We gotta be Yeah,
Speaker 3: you got and that's the crazy shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So both Superman and Batman got these little fourth
Speaker 4: dimension ass little creatures. They basically are fanboys, right, but
Speaker 4: at least Batman could keep bat Might in check. Bro
Speaker 4: just be fanboying. He give him a couple of gadgets,
Speaker 4: do a fake mission with dog. He go home happy
Speaker 4: like a six year old kid, right, mixuplice come here
Speaker 4: and be like, I ain't got shit to do you
Speaker 4: You you basically a bitch ass nigga with power. So
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fuck with you, and you can't make me
Speaker 4: leave because you don't know how to make me say
Speaker 4: my name backwards. Like do you even know how to
Speaker 4: say your name backwards? But yet to make somebody say
Speaker 4: they name backwards the only way they can leave. That's
Speaker 4: some wild ass ship So mix applix. The only only
Speaker 4: way you can get rid of him to go back
Speaker 4: to his dimension is you gotta make him say his.
Speaker 3: Name backwards, but his name backwards, right. It's something crazy.
Speaker 4: But Superman has tricked him a couple of times, Like
Speaker 4: the first time he got them by just pure fucking
Speaker 4: luck because he didn't even know that was the rule.
Speaker 4: But but the other times he really got to be
Speaker 4: tricky with Dog and Dog really be here fucking ship
Speaker 4: up like he can't. Like in the comics, he came
Speaker 4: one time and basically made Superman's whole world gag.
Speaker 3: Big pause. But that's what he did just because he
Speaker 3: was bored. Grow the funk up. This is not a
Speaker 3: party your toys.
Speaker 4: R us Kid Speaking of kids, sometimes sometimes I love
Speaker 4: seeing kids show you that they understand the concept of
Speaker 4: fuck around and find out.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 9: Don't worry about it, just grabbing good good, good.
Speaker 3: Get that gets your shoe, gets your shoe. Shoot, no, no,
Speaker 3: get that knee down.
Speaker 6: Don't be lazy. Don't be lazy. Get that damren.
Speaker 9: Now come up, come up on fish.
Speaker 13: Trying to turn turn turn turn turn, turn turn turn
Speaker 13: turn it good, keep turning. Abodhi for the mac. Relax
Speaker 13: and hip to the mac. Good now turn in good,
Speaker 13: keep going, keep going.
Speaker 6: You're fine there there dog fight good job.
Speaker 3: Now keep going, not going in to your shoe. Get
Speaker 3: your sue. Man you here. You finish it, baby, finish.
Speaker 6: Hey go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had it, just didn't he didn't have a coach.
Speaker 4: There's this one I gotta find it somewhere in my
Speaker 4: archives where it's two little boys boxing and they just
Speaker 4: they throwing hands.
Speaker 3: Ain't no rhyme or reason to it.
Speaker 4: But this one little boy, whenever he's out there throwing,
Speaker 4: he'll stop and he does this spinning punch, and it
Speaker 4: really it always just combobulates a little other little boy
Speaker 4: because it just it do be coming out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, why do they do that in real boxing?
Speaker 4: Like you should be allowed. This is a spin punch,
Speaker 4: Just spin punch.
Speaker 3: Off because when you but that's the thing you don't
Speaker 3: let they don't know what's coming.
Speaker 4: You Like when dog turns, you think, okay, I got
Speaker 4: an open shot CA Jawn, and all of a sudden
Speaker 4: his fists get there before he gets around.
Speaker 3: You'll be like, what the hellge is this legal? It's legal,
Speaker 3: and next thing.
Speaker 6: You know it.
Speaker 3: That might be.
Speaker 9: Mean, but that's basically like m M A and UFC those.
Speaker 6: Kind of I mean, it might work, but you better landed.
Speaker 6: You spin and punch, and I'm retiring.
Speaker 3: Boxing is a dead sport. We really don't watch it
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: I think a little razzle, dazzle a little but back
Speaker 4: the backhand every once in a while, keeping from.
Speaker 6: The crowd going like you'll be like, came out with
Speaker 6: a new boxing game.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, man, the minute you see the e
Speaker 4: A clip where some guy somebody won the light heavyweight
Speaker 4: title off a spinning back punch and you you're ordering
Speaker 4: the next payer, you you watching the next fight.
Speaker 6: All I say is.
Speaker 4: Okay, is Jake Paul really fast or is he just
Speaker 4: putting on that fake belly for these prize fight commercials.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't know my favorite.
Speaker 3: Misterous work.
Speaker 20: Yeah, so the random white acts of danger. We are
Speaker 20: back with the Red Bull rampage. Marrere guessed it death.
Speaker 20: I mean, this is the one competition, you know what, Rebel.
Speaker 20: They definitely been trying to give their athletes.
Speaker 2: Wings to the upper room right off the way.
Speaker 20: My boy doesn't it's unnecessary backflip that he's moving and
Speaker 20: grooving vibbing, is sliding into I don't know what you
Speaker 20: call that a side death jump.
Speaker 2: I know I'll be meaning enough room God like you
Speaker 2: know what, I know why I'm here.
Speaker 20: At of a centerous pace with no regard for human
Speaker 20: life in like a fifty foot gap, I would have
Speaker 20: been splattered or off the side, dead, broken, bones shattered
Speaker 20: and rebel. I have to know who was the first
Speaker 20: person at a t mean, I was like, you know what,
Speaker 20: let's go to Utah and we're gonna build the track
Speaker 20: inside the mountain.
Speaker 2: All y'all look at each other like you know what.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Let's go find athletes that do tailwhips.
Speaker 20: Are fifty foot gaps that would leave me dead, not
Speaker 20: Brandon though, thank you Brad Bull for that being said.
Speaker 2: One more unnecessary backflip and run me out from.
Speaker 4: Con y'all saying with white folks just ain't got nothing
Speaker 4: to be scared of it anymore.
Speaker 3: They gonna invent danger.
Speaker 6: I'm decently good at a lot of things.
Speaker 3: I really want to find out if.
Speaker 7: I'm good, That's what I'm saying. Like to find out
Speaker 7: you good at comedy? You had to tell some jokes, right,
Speaker 7: you had to get out there on stairs find out if.
Speaker 6: You How do you find out if you're good at
Speaker 6: that simulation? Did you have?
Speaker 3: Okay? I tell you how you do.
Speaker 15: It?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 3: No, you're you.
Speaker 4: You start with doing flips in your local swimming pool,
Speaker 4: so you take it with the water out. You ride
Speaker 4: your bike and your local swimming pool. You get used
Speaker 4: to catching air in a safe environment. Then you go,
Speaker 4: you go and you find you a skate park. Now,
Speaker 4: when you find you a skate park, you start off
Speaker 4: with the bunny hop ramps in the rails, so you
Speaker 4: get used to the grindage. Then, hey, outside of the
Speaker 4: bike world, that is a pausible statement. Inside the extreme world,
Speaker 4: that is an everyday word. It's an everyday word. Grind
Speaker 4: it all right? Then after you done got used to
Speaker 4: grinding on poles, and rails in the whole nine yard.
Speaker 4: You now start doing kickflips and jumping off of buildings
Speaker 4: and seeing if you can line you're being mex without
Speaker 4: popping the wheel.
Speaker 6: Well that's a big jump, buddy, Is it really?
Speaker 3: But is it really?
Speaker 4: See mistake number one is y'all But see mistake number
Speaker 4: one is y'all are thinking three stories are higher? No,
Speaker 4: we're talking single floor buildings. We're talking about jumping out
Speaker 4: garages and like that. We're not We're not getting too extreme.
Speaker 4: We want to be able to keep our ankles.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: Also, remember they're in Utah. Not much you can do
Speaker 4: in Utah but jump bridges and fuck Mormons. You can
Speaker 4: only fuck so many Mormons before Mormon pussy is not
Speaker 4: the same.
Speaker 3: No more.
Speaker 6: The gotta be ain't no movies in it. They don't
Speaker 6: got a mall.
Speaker 3: All you can do is go see the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 6: That's a quality football basketball program.
Speaker 3: Yes, but how many games are you gonna go to
Speaker 3: and be like this ship boring?
Speaker 6: It gotta be better? Scaling the mountain?
Speaker 3: Nah to them?
Speaker 6: But did they have to like blow up parts of
Speaker 6: that mountain?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they made that. That's made.
Speaker 4: Just get some bulldos and somebody somebody was playing on
Speaker 4: Tony Hawk.
Speaker 6: Somebody that ship.
Speaker 4: Somebody was on Tony Hawk and was like, hold my beer,
Speaker 4: I'll be right back. My uncle owned some land and
Speaker 4: you talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's saying. That's what it is. That definitely, and
Speaker 3: then Red Bull was like, look, we'll sponsor.
Speaker 6: We got you.
Speaker 4: We can't find our way into real sports, so let's
Speaker 4: go do these white sports.
Speaker 8: That's like the dude that jumped from I feel like
Speaker 8: at this point, Red Bull and just bring back the
Speaker 8: X guys.
Speaker 3: That's really what that was. That was proper. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is no rook that you could sign a waiver on
Speaker 3: this one and be like not lives lead scoring.
Speaker 6: So they just kind of getting around it. So not
Speaker 6: its just like, guess what we do this weekend?
Speaker 3: Your life supply of the blue Red Bull, the basic
Speaker 3: sugar free bro.
Speaker 4: That's a disrespectful thing. You use it to make drinks.
Speaker 4: You use the regular red Bull when you mixing it
Speaker 4: with hand and sy because.
Speaker 3: You don't care about your life outside my chest.
Speaker 6: I'll never drink that.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I hit that ship off the time. Gotta
Speaker 4: be the red can, yellow can, blue cane, scary. I
Speaker 4: don't even do regular coffee.
Speaker 6: No more.
Speaker 9: I'm on expressos now, okay, Expressos.
Speaker 4: I'm only drinking espressos because I ordered the wrong can
Speaker 4: to the door bash to my house. So now I
Speaker 4: got this this very fine grain, high potent ass coffee espresso.
Speaker 6: Espresso is rich Man's caffeine.
Speaker 3: But that ship you damn here because snorting like cocaine,
Speaker 3: that's how fine it is.
Speaker 6: You're gonna move it to another tax recer to.
Speaker 4: I gotta damn you're putting in tea bag express. I
Speaker 4: just thought I was getting a deal. Didn't realize that.
Speaker 9: You never had a co worker bro.
Speaker 3: Every job, every job, there's one I hate. I got
Speaker 3: a current one right now. Every day.
Speaker 6: That jo should be allowed to square up a perge
Speaker 6: day that works to throw hands at work somewhere occupied.
Speaker 4: You know what's the great thing is my job just
Speaker 4: finced in our building, so we could definitely have a
Speaker 4: great hell in the sale match in the backyard.
Speaker 6: That's what you should do. Hr allow a perge day
Speaker 6: all jobs.
Speaker 8: And what you do is you submit an email form
Speaker 8: say hey, I got a problem with John and accountant.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying you gotta go through the right like yeah,
Speaker 8: and then they all, like, get it clear, both have
Speaker 8: to agree to it.
Speaker 6: All that ship that think that be dope, I think that.
Speaker 6: And then you'll meet and it disclosed locations on.
Speaker 4: Y'all fifteen minute break braw underground. Yeah, and then we
Speaker 4: settled it credit union underground. So in the basement of
Speaker 4: the credit Union is really like a fight pit. Let's
Speaker 4: go with a boxing No, we gotta fight pit knuckle.
Speaker 3: This we gotta fight.
Speaker 6: Bare knuckle.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you feel like you'll lose.
Speaker 9: No, I'm just thinking to be fun.
Speaker 3: It ain't for fun. We're not here to have fun.
Speaker 3: I'm tied. I'm sick and tired of this nigga.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sick and tired of this nigga always dropping
Speaker 4: these dry snitches in the group chat like me.
Speaker 3: So you're talking about real like but because you know
Speaker 3: you ain't just blind side.
Speaker 8: He filled out his form to okay, and he got
Speaker 8: his correspondence with HR and they agreed.
Speaker 6: They said, Okay, Thursday the thirteenth, let's set it up.
Speaker 4: Like a real faith all right, So everybody go to
Speaker 4: lunch at noon. Those who don't, those who are squeamish
Speaker 4: had blood.
Speaker 3: You stay on the calls, you know.
Speaker 6: Don't come down here the notif the wives or husbands
Speaker 6: or whatever.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 6: Y'all come back upstairs.
Speaker 9: Listen, slashed up.
Speaker 3: Up see me personally. If you lost, you gotta clean
Speaker 3: up the best you got.
Speaker 4: You gotta disinfect the basically.
Speaker 8: Listen, we can do it. We can do like this
Speaker 8: is gonna be three rounds. You punch ones ones, y'all
Speaker 8: get y'all get three clean punches, one after the other.
Speaker 6: So you hit me, I'll hit you.
Speaker 3: Slap forever.
Speaker 8: There could be slaps, she can be punches whatever, y'all
Speaker 8: agree to. Whatever, y'all no weapons, no brass knuckles from
Speaker 8: power slapping in the back. There you go, power slapping
Speaker 8: in the basement.
Speaker 3: That way. It's fair for both men and women.
Speaker 6: That they can do. No, No, you got trade blows
Speaker 6: three times.
Speaker 3: That's it power. That's why. That's why they gotta be
Speaker 3: power slap, because you gotta get that.
Speaker 6: He slapped dogs so hard. Ear exploded. He was he
Speaker 6: was around and the referee was like, you good, He said,
Speaker 6: I can't hear her.
Speaker 3: See I saw that. I was like, he slapped the dosh.
Speaker 6: Think he told you? He said, how does that monetized?
Speaker 6: This is gonna be real quick.
Speaker 3: That's why I want to know who did that? Who
Speaker 3: sat down?
Speaker 6: And yo.
Speaker 3: Know White is in charge of the slap fight. He's
Speaker 3: a sick, twisted fuck.
Speaker 6: Lauren Johnson was to know if you run.
Speaker 20: For fighting the bathrooms like in middle school. That's a
Speaker 20: fact though, because there's a couple of people I've met
Speaker 20: in my life, I'm like, you know.
Speaker 3: What, you just need your ass for. That's all it is.
Speaker 3: Get your ass for one time.
Speaker 20: Your whole life trajectory would change attitude, the way you
Speaker 20: be talking to people.
Speaker 3: You just need your ass beating.
Speaker 20: Clearly, whatever school you went to must have been very nice.
Speaker 20: Everybody was respectful because nobody pressed you. That middle school
Speaker 20: bathroom used to get it jumping, real crash outs. Was
Speaker 20: the one that used to fight six am in the morning.
Speaker 20: I'm talking about fresh off the bus looking for smoke.
Speaker 2: Whether it was from yesterday, they was talking shit on
Speaker 2: the game from last night. I don't understand. I can't
Speaker 2: even think about it now, how people used to wake
Speaker 2: up and be wanting to fight.
Speaker 4: All right, let's pause right there, bro That ass whooping
Speaker 4: has been simmering all night, Like.
Speaker 8: I win going to to bed. The night before the
Speaker 8: fight at the work at work, and you'd be geeked up.
Speaker 8: I'll be in the mirror, I'll be talking to myself shot.
Speaker 3: But no, I mean.
Speaker 8: Bust about a little scrappy the entire time. I'm on
Speaker 8: my way to work, because I know for a fact
Speaker 8: when it's girl time, I'm a beat on. You pull
Speaker 8: up next to you, you play all, nah, man, I'm coming.
Speaker 8: I'm coming in on some go I'm coming in on
Speaker 8: some king gone ship bro coming in on some king like.
Speaker 6: You gotta get your friends.
Speaker 8: I think it should be in the morning. I think
Speaker 8: it should be right when y'all punch in bamn. So
Speaker 8: do you got the rest of the day? But do
Speaker 8: you got the rest of the day that like you
Speaker 8: do work? Get your mind off of it because you don't.
Speaker 6: Want to do it. Then go home the old Like.
Speaker 3: Five am.
Speaker 6: You gotta be to work at six thirty, it's still
Speaker 6: frost on the grass my house.
Speaker 3: That's motivationally get charged up.
Speaker 6: Why do you want to fight?
Speaker 3: I have my coffee broe.
Speaker 4: Nah, don't you know you have to because if you
Speaker 4: if you fighting on that coffee energy, bro, you're not
Speaker 4: gonna feel ship.
Speaker 3: You too amped up? Adrenaline is running. You can't do that.
Speaker 4: You are you fucking honey badger. If you're fighting on
Speaker 4: coffee and I.
Speaker 6: Lose, not over. So when you go back to your desk,
Speaker 6: I'm sneaking up for you and I'm putting the sleep.
Speaker 3: I gotta fire.
Speaker 6: How you gotta get fired?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you lose, Yes, now you start because you
Speaker 4: done took it outside the realms. You your form didn't
Speaker 4: say that if you took it outside.
Speaker 3: See. And the thing about it is is that morning fight.
Speaker 3: You just gotta hope it's before the second shifters come in,
Speaker 3: because the first shifters are gonna see it, but they're gonna.
Speaker 6: Talk about it all night, gonna be talking to town.
Speaker 3: They're gonna talk about do it.
Speaker 6: Like once every six months and don't get born. It's important.
Speaker 3: So it's important.
Speaker 8: Could get because then this way you yours gotta your
Speaker 8: form gotta get picked, bro.
Speaker 6: So everybody's gonna do their submissions. You always gotta get
Speaker 6: like once every six months. You know for a fact too,
Speaker 6: it's get out crack.
Speaker 3: I said, I say that, would you would you stay
Speaker 3: at a shitty job if you know every six months
Speaker 3: it's bump fights going on.
Speaker 8: Imagine waiting on the nigga to call your number. So
Speaker 8: you just at work picking hoping they that one, like, Hey,
Speaker 8: I got the email.
Speaker 6: What does the email sound like?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Dear Antonio, Lucky such and such from this department is
Speaker 7: calling you and wants to challenge you to a three
Speaker 7: fight slot.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing though, but think about it, is
Speaker 4: the nigga doing all the trains.
Speaker 3: All right? Okay? Which one is worse though, declining to
Speaker 3: fight email or being the nigga that talked cast ship
Speaker 3: in loss.
Speaker 4: So you initiate the fight the clin they accepted it.
Speaker 4: You go to the fight and you get your ass whoo,
Speaker 4: you initiated this ass.
Speaker 8: Whooping decline is worse because that that means you was
Speaker 8: just you just ran right. It's it's one thing to fight.
Speaker 6: He hit you three times.
Speaker 4: But maybe maybe the decline is for the best interest
Speaker 4: of that person because it's a slap fight. Right, What
Speaker 4: if I'm heavy handed and I knowing thunder, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: sparing you.
Speaker 3: You can talk. So now the next six you know
Speaker 3: that nigga mic from accounting and because you didn't just.
Speaker 8: Step up, Oh bitch, ass nigga the Christmas party is going.
Speaker 8: You know I'm coming with an ugly sweater that say
Speaker 8: Mike's a bitch.
Speaker 6: You know you can't talk. You can't say I want
Speaker 6: the water cooler. Nobody. If I walk about you and
Speaker 6: you're talking about Bob from Marketing talking about Bob, then
Speaker 6: you turned on the fight. I know you gonna tell Bob.
Speaker 8: Bob said his email, and you gonna duck smoke anyway.
Speaker 8: And if you somehow do except I'm gonna show up
Speaker 8: and Bob plays and get my three slaps on your.
Speaker 6: Bob is too too much in retirement.
Speaker 3: Bullying Bob is wrong, especially when you know he about
Speaker 3: to retire, about retire, but Bob accepts it, and you
Speaker 3: come to find out Bob got them hands, black nigga
Speaker 3: slave hands, Bob head. You never want to fight the
Speaker 3: old nigga at the jup.
Speaker 6: You gonna slap shut.
Speaker 3: It's got callous. So not only is he heavy handed,
Speaker 3: that shit cutting your face.
Speaker 8: Bob job in marketing man, No, we know Bob worked
Speaker 8: the doctor Bob Bob.
Speaker 3: Bob moved over the marketing so he can close to
Speaker 3: his retirement.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know you heard I'm talking.
Speaker 4: Gave me his job so all they do is asks
Speaker 4: Bob questions, like you think the black folks are like this,
Speaker 4: that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's literally job. That's bob job. Just to make sure
Speaker 3: we don't offend black folks.
Speaker 8: Bob and Bob for twenty nine and a half years
Speaker 8: been working in the in the in the shipping and handling.
Speaker 4: Last three last year, you real, last three years Bob
Speaker 4: and been the referee of.
Speaker 6: The power even color with Bob there.
Speaker 4: Welcome to t DR. That's why you don't give us
Speaker 4: no ideas because we're running with ship.
Speaker 10: Y'all came up with three y'all came up with three
Speaker 10: different identities. Y'all came up with Mike from accounting.
Speaker 3: Because Michael bitch ass nigga.
Speaker 8: Like we got a friend named Mike, and you know,
Speaker 8: shout out to Mike, but it's everywhere you go is
Speaker 8: a nigga.
Speaker 6: Nain't Mike.
Speaker 9: That's usually a bit and didn't buy from marketing.
Speaker 6: We don't bother nobody.
Speaker 3: We don't.
Speaker 4: Now you know who asked need to get whooped Connor
Speaker 4: because Connor just got promoted to manager and he owned bullshit.
Speaker 3: He on that bullshit.
Speaker 6: Connor is the second shift matters Connor.
Speaker 3: Got his job because it's daddy.
Speaker 6: Is that your work is Daddy? Know the nigga that
Speaker 6: run the bill.
Speaker 3: From nepotism, connorism.
Speaker 6: Connor just out here. For some reason, none of the
Speaker 6: emails for him got to h R.
Speaker 3: They couldn't have proved the forms. All of a sudden,
Speaker 3: Connor got a medical condition.
Speaker 6: Looking like, Daddy, don't fucking put me on the email.
Speaker 6: I put me on the email.
Speaker 3: This Dad, they want to I don't want no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Dad is the one who put him on the list.
Speaker 3: About it, Dad, Dad put him on the list. What
Speaker 3: he is, This is what Connor Senor did. So, first
Speaker 3: of all, Connor Senior don't want to be known as Connor.
Speaker 3: He likes to go by Sean.
Speaker 6: Okay, because he got it. He's a man's man.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: He only got this job as a favor to his
Speaker 4: mom because he's been a bitch ass nigga in the house.
Speaker 4: He perfectly called this friend because he knows about power
Speaker 4: slapping at this job. But but when he first gets
Speaker 4: the job, okay, Connor is all like, guess I'm in
Speaker 4: charge of So what he does is he knows who
Speaker 4: really supposed to got the job. See, Dwayne was really
Speaker 4: supposed to get this job.
Speaker 3: Heed.
Speaker 4: He earned it, you know, he earned his job. But nepotism,
Speaker 4: Condor got this job. So Sean put the email in
Speaker 4: after talking to Dwayams like you deserve He basically geeked
Speaker 4: him up because he invited him over to the house
Speaker 4: with dinner.
Speaker 3: The whole nine yard had this conversation. So you deserve
Speaker 3: that position. You you know, you you should get you
Speaker 3: know what, you should get your reparation somehow. And you know,
Speaker 3: even though Shawn's white, he could get away with reparation
Speaker 3: because he votes for Kamala Harris. So we let him
Speaker 3: say it Obama and Obama twice, so we let him
Speaker 3: say it. Okay, let him say reparation. I can't say nigga,
Speaker 3: but he will say reparation. So you should get your reparation.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I got a great idea. Really,
Speaker 3: I'm why don't you sign up for I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: do that, man, because I'm a black man. I'm spot too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you.
Speaker 4: So at the at the end of the day, Dwayne
Speaker 4: is really just being the patsy being used here for
Speaker 4: Condor get his ass well, because kind of needs to
Speaker 4: have his ass. But Sean has never been able to
Speaker 4: do anything to his son because he's a mama's boy.
Speaker 6: I just want you to know that this is less
Speaker 6: you're paying.
Speaker 3: It is not so, but it's real in the white world.
Speaker 7: Who got a friend? It's from the sound of Sean
Speaker 7: don't funk with his own kid. But because I got
Speaker 7: a friend that you need a job, I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 3: This job because they gonna take care of.
Speaker 6: To work here.
Speaker 7: I didn't want you to pass up niggas who actually
Speaker 7: work here. So now I gotta set.
Speaker 4: You up to get slapped and you need to be
Speaker 4: slapped up and need again. He can't do he can't
Speaker 4: do it because the mom is all not my baby.
Speaker 3: But this is part of this week.
Speaker 9: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Now that's what tickets gonna come.
Speaker 6: Up with it because we don't know y'all world.
Speaker 3: I know this what would be, what would be would be?
Speaker 4: Oh, I got a great reason why a woman would
Speaker 4: want to slap up another woman at the job.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it. And then it's that has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with men. Okay, take it.
Speaker 4: Tell me if I'm wrong, If I am correct me,
Speaker 4: you get you're done with your calls and you need
Speaker 4: to go make a bathroom run. You go into the bathroom. Now, women,
Speaker 4: they only got stalls. You go into the stall, and
Speaker 4: the woman who used to stall before you left it
Speaker 4: stinking and it's nasty as traces of the auntie is
Speaker 4: there and she never went back to clean.
Speaker 3: It up, and she is habitually notorious for doing this.
Speaker 3: And we know who it was that.
Speaker 6: Okay, I just want to make sure that hr director
Speaker 6: would never deny.
Speaker 3: I would not deny that that is a fact.
Speaker 6: I got it. I got to send this out.
Speaker 3: Clean up after yourself.
Speaker 9: And it's a lot of ladies out here who definitely.
Speaker 3: Don't be they leave they when I heard that, I
Speaker 3: thought they got weaker, get light headed. I mean they
Speaker 3: need with wings, women pepper.
Speaker 9: It depends.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, we'll get back. I'll tell you a minute.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but no, technically speaking, since our bodies are going
Speaker 10: through so many like changes and like with the pain tolerance,
Speaker 10: with creps and everything, it doesn't it doesn't do nothing
Speaker 10: pistols off anymore.
Speaker 9: To be honest, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Pretty much and they won't feel the slack.
Speaker 9: We probably won't feel shipped.
Speaker 3: So they'll need all three.
Speaker 6: This just got really yeah, probably it's gonna be somebody face.
Speaker 3: They need facial reconstruction.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm going through.
Speaker 4: But that's why the women go through. Gonna slap dog,
Speaker 4: But that's why women get the main event. Like as
Speaker 4: much as we peaking up kind of getting his ass, well,
Speaker 4: the women over the bathroom stall is the.
Speaker 6: Main even I feel like we gotta get we gotta
Speaker 6: get all this. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It depends on it got to be because if it's
Speaker 4: the way where she fat because she's back.
Speaker 6: The receptionist, that's nasty.
Speaker 3: It's like one twenty five.
Speaker 17: But sharing big bitch sharing to thirty butterfly arms but
Speaker 17: but she but she but she but she she carried
Speaker 17: will hold on now so she's strong, way way away.
Speaker 3: She just no, she ain't just no sloppy big Wait
Speaker 3: a minute, is sharing now? Hold on?
Speaker 6: Sharing? Is the warehouse supervisor? So she drive a fork
Speaker 6: lit so.
Speaker 3: She got a little okay, hold on, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Okay, let me ask you this question.
Speaker 6: Last question.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got this question. Who is winning the power slap?
Speaker 4: Is it sharing that where you say she work at
Speaker 4: she's supervised warehouse supervisor. Okay, so are we okay? So
Speaker 4: is sharing that we're gonna wearouse?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 4: No, but because Becky is one twenty and they don't
Speaker 4: feel like it's fair because she's so small, Debbie the
Speaker 4: line cook steps in for her.
Speaker 3: Who's winning? Who's winning? Debbie the line Cook.
Speaker 9: Debbie the Lion are gonna put them hands on her?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry versus the warehouse sharing.
Speaker 9: She gonna I don't know now, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: No, Debbie don't got a mustage. But she's the one who.
Speaker 4: Always gives the one kid is the extra chicken nugget,
Speaker 4: because you know, they don't eat at home.
Speaker 3: So she's strong and she cared.
Speaker 9: She's gonna put them, She's gonna put them hands on her.
Speaker 8: And I believe to start a company. All this is
Speaker 8: gonna happen in Heaven's call center, you you know, really
Speaker 8: gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Take off.
Speaker 3: We met Meg and Clydesdale, and I haven't looked at
Speaker 3: the waffle house to.
Speaker 6: Sign was already got this.
Speaker 2: That was that big.
Speaker 6: That's a big bitch.
Speaker 3: That was a big bitch.
Speaker 8: This very nice though, she was very sweetheart, but she's
Speaker 8: big bitch, big bitch.
Speaker 3: She couldn't sit at the boot.
Speaker 6: Big white girls with no shape. She look like doctor.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a jiggy puff. That's this man.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry we got this strike the pers day at
Speaker 6: work needs to be but they.
Speaker 20: Was ready and they was throwing hands as soon as
Speaker 20: they saw each other on site. It could have been
Speaker 20: snow on the ground from New York. It didn't matter.
Speaker 3: Bro, what's up?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: Nowadays?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's way worthy for me to even be angry.
Speaker 2: A lot of you got even though you're grown adults.
Speaker 20: You benefit from this because if you had to fight somebody,
Speaker 20: get your ass with, you won't say a lot of ship.
Speaker 2: You be saying, oh no, hold on this person, go
Speaker 2: with my ass.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's the point.
Speaker 4: But I just want to know that the work culture
Speaker 4: will change after the first power slash, like more morale
Speaker 4: will go up, white folks will stop.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be slapped in my face during workout.
Speaker 6: You gotta go back to the thing with the swell
Speaker 6: over that. Then I wear glasses to brom. Imagine knocking
Speaker 6: my specs off.
Speaker 4: You got to take take them off because we're not
Speaker 4: The broken glasses are not covered in the insurance from Power.
Speaker 6: Flap replacing them.
Speaker 7: That's why I don't want to fight. It's only thirty
Speaker 7: six year old man. It's only two a year, bro,
Speaker 7: it's only two fights.
Speaker 8: No, No, I'm just saying, like before we just on
Speaker 8: some regular ship. Like I don't want to get into
Speaker 8: it with you at a club. I don't want to
Speaker 8: get into it with you at a McDonald's. I don't
Speaker 8: want to be that man because again, I don't want
Speaker 8: nobody to knock my glasses off for real, and like,
Speaker 8: what is we that?
Speaker 3: It's it's.
Speaker 6: Just pulling their phone out. My glasses are what happened?
Speaker 8: You're not just let me thinking like as a grown man, bro,
Speaker 8: I'm thirty eight, right, so like, wh what have you
Speaker 8: done to me to make me so mad?
Speaker 3: It might not even be you.
Speaker 4: You might have just been the straw that broke the
Speaker 4: camel's back. That's true, because I can't remember what I
Speaker 4: can't remember.
Speaker 6: That that movie was.
Speaker 4: It was it fall Down where the dude was just
Speaker 4: trying to get to his child's birthday party but the
Speaker 4: day kept being fucked up.
Speaker 6: Think, so there's a bunch of movies like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't got nothing to do with it. Might
Speaker 3: not even be you, Bro, you might have just been
Speaker 3: I'm sick of this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking a shirt.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be victim of that. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Whoa brother, chill out?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: You need a hug, bro, woman, I.
Speaker 6: Didn't mean like this my brother black man because hands
Speaker 6: out of my poet.
Speaker 3: You know what we need. That's gonna be one of
Speaker 3: the things.
Speaker 4: We're gonna create scenarios as part of our crowd work
Speaker 4: and just come up with stories.
Speaker 3: And we're just gonna We're just gonna start come.
Speaker 9: Up with like five different characters.
Speaker 6: It's all important to me.
Speaker 3: That's that's gonna be our that's gonna be real people
Speaker 3: in real life.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be our podcast comedy show. Me and
Speaker 4: One is gonna sit on the couch on the stage
Speaker 4: and we're just gonna make up stories and we're gonna
Speaker 4: get the crowd involved in these stories.
Speaker 6: That's crazy. I love it, bro.
Speaker 3: I'm really good at story coming with all the characters.
Speaker 6: Bro, that's my thing. Bro, I like writing.
Speaker 4: I told you we came when we came up with
Speaker 4: Heaven is a call center that that's where it took
Speaker 4: off at. And then dude started making the videos about it,
Speaker 4: which made it extra funny, and then we was like,
Speaker 4: we're gonna turn into a TV show.
Speaker 3: So every call is literally a sketch about calling us
Speaker 3: and the ship.
Speaker 4: So let me ask you a question since we're here
Speaker 4: before we got out of here. All right, you work
Speaker 4: in the call center in Heaven. Right, it's game day. Now,
Speaker 4: we all known game day, both team.
Speaker 6: Praise mister field.
Speaker 4: How do you how do you decide who gets your prayer?
Speaker 4: Who gets the W, who gets the who gets the W?
Speaker 4: I go based on how many people call it, like
Speaker 4: how many? Yeah, like how many these authentic prayers?
Speaker 7: If there's a sports team, then I feel like we
Speaker 7: should like that. So I get I give you an
Speaker 7: hour to prayer.
Speaker 4: I might also it depends on I'm gonna take a
Speaker 4: look at what's going on. I'm gonn look at last
Speaker 4: week's schedule.
Speaker 8: Prayers be coming like it was fucking twelve seconds left.
Speaker 8: They're down by two. They just outside the field going
Speaker 8: this is how, this is how one time, this is
Speaker 8: how my call center. Okay, you have an hour before
Speaker 8: before the game starts to.
Speaker 3: So once the game starts, prayers count fixed the nigga.
Speaker 6: If you praying and I'm picking the most prayers. The
Speaker 6: game is fixed.
Speaker 8: No matter what you no matter what you do for
Speaker 8: six no matter what you do for three hours, that
Speaker 8: last five minutes is mine.
Speaker 6: Okay, damn, that's crazy. They can take up a little
Speaker 6: bit of so they're not now, but don't know. But
Speaker 6: in order.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but in order for me to dictate these last
Speaker 7: five minutes, I have to make sure that this game
Speaker 7: is closing with their reason. Now, if you come out now,
Speaker 7: if you five seventy people pray for you and there,
Speaker 7: you ain't come out here and.
Speaker 6: Blow the doors off you niggas. I gotta change plays.
Speaker 3: See me personally, I look at last week.
Speaker 4: I look at I look at last week's schedule, Like,
Speaker 4: how badly did you lose last week?
Speaker 3: Are you on the row? Have you been cocky since that?
Speaker 3: W Let me humble. Let me humble you a little bit.
Speaker 3: Are you an Eagles fan? Because you know those get
Speaker 3: kind of they double up on you two. But yes,
Speaker 3: just because I'm in heaven, don't mean I stain got
Speaker 3: a favorite football team. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've been blessing New York. I've been blessing the Knicks
Speaker 4: all year. You don't think God is God? Is definitely biased.
Speaker 3: You don't think God wasn't a Michael Jordan's fan. Look
Speaker 3: how much?
Speaker 6: Okay? I mean, I don't even think God tech phone right, God,
Speaker 6: he's just sitting people say blessed hell type.
Speaker 3: Think you think God got a rocup? Do you think
Speaker 3: he's paid full price for cable?
Speaker 9: God get everything?
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 3: No, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 4: You will know how I know he doesn't because the
Speaker 4: ass is always begging for money on Sunday.
Speaker 6: Saying I like today everybody for watching.
Speaker 9: I like your things.
Speaker 8: Taking it from coming to hang hours and make sure
Speaker 8: y'all go see her and her stand up that common
Speaker 8: sided like.
Speaker 3: Yeah this sturday.
Speaker 6: Yes, make sure y'all be there, make sure y'all come
Speaker 6: out of support. Man, keep supporting as long as you watching.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna keep sitting in this chair and saying good
Speaker 8: ship because that's what I like to shout to my
Speaker 8: nigga always run shot.
Speaker 3: Now, last week I decided to sit in the back seat.
Speaker 3: Who did we not be here? We wasn't here. That's
Speaker 3: why I said. I was like, I thought we were
Speaker 3: on pod last week too. I was ready to tell
Speaker 3: my libor story.
Speaker 6: We was And there's something happened on that day.
Speaker 9: And then I had to work before we did, so
Speaker 9: we didn't have That was so rady.
Speaker 6: And then it was like a stampede ass in here.
Speaker 6: Shout out to those brothers.
Speaker 3: They never failed. As you know how, you got to
Speaker 3: play it off like you're not looking. They knew. They
Speaker 3: knew looking on the word, they knew they came in
Speaker 3: with the intentions.
Speaker 6: I was staring at the ass. But until next time,
Speaker 6: you guys are your thanks for having going home.
Speaker 3: Just smoke