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Speaker 3: Well, hello and welcome.
Speaker 1: Thanks for getting your pot on.
Speaker 4: Thanks for telling a friend, who tells a friend who
identifies a friend when you disguise their voice?
Speaker 1: What who it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Haven done one of these in the daytime?
Speaker 3: And a lung.
Speaker 5: I know you're not as attractive in the day I
want to thank you well.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Thanks for most of the ladies saying turn out
the lights. You give me somebody else turnout.
Speaker 4: I want to thank Kevin because I I Jamison's got
a game tonight, was asking me to go to the game,
and then today is also my middle son's birthday, and
tomorrow he's going to come to the game. So we
were going to go to dinner afterwards, and I just
run around. I said, Kevin, if we could do it
at four, it would be great. And then all of
a sudden he said to me, I got Laura to
come in. I went, wow, look at this recall. Do
people know that have we explained, well, the ship me,
but it was because I was texting with Doug at
the same time.
Speaker 6: You said that there was here. I was here.
Speaker 1: Yes, I had.
Speaker 7: Gone to a place that our mutual friend were at.
And she sent you a picture the mutual like this, yes,
and she sent you a picture like, oh, where I
left the podcast and came here. And that's when earl.
Speaker 1: Oh and I said.
Speaker 7: You I had gotten the roses.
Speaker 1: My phone auto corrected.
Speaker 4: What does that say? Because in auto corrects to what
you type the most, I would assume. So I went
to say, you get me the white meat. No, the
white I think instead of white, it went to shit, yeah,
because I probably.
Speaker 1: Wrote shit a lot in there. And I don't even know.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about like work life balance, right,
because it feels like something exactly, something that I don't
know that it exists. And technology keeps you twenty four
to seven. But Laura owns her own business, all right,
And I don't know after doing this, and I know
I'm substitute teaching, but substitute teaching.
Speaker 1: I there's no boss.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is literally no boss, although they did tell
me that they I guess one one lady got in
trouble Act.
Speaker 5: The principle is going to talk about.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That sound like if you're gonna screw around, the principles
gonna talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't. I don't screw around. But I
went yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, I went in and they say, hey, listen, the
intermediate schools really down. They text me in the morning,
do you mind going over there? I I don't care,
So I over. I did a sixth grade class. The
kids at the end of the class, I'm not even bullshitting,
said to me starting out, our teacher, our teacher is pregnant.
Can you be our permanent sub when she's gone?
Speaker 1: Because I could. Well, I mean, I like play with
the kids. I talked to him.
Speaker 4: I asked him, who's got the longest wait outside of
the cold and the wind this morning?
Speaker 1: All this stupid shit.
Speaker 4: I find out today that some other lady told them
that they were rotten and awful kids, and they were
bad and they're on a naughty list.
Speaker 1: And they got rid of her. They go, we can't
have it.
Speaker 5: You've got a sixth grade standing ovation.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, basically we got one of those in comedies, never
sixth grade.
Speaker 1: That's that's where my humor is that's right there, that's
my humor.
Speaker 6: That's the same class that I butt dialed you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yesterday, I answered, Laura La. I go into
a sixth grade class that was yesterday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was in my pocket, and all of a sudden,
I hear but hello, standing there. I was with a
Hasidic Jewish family too. Oh my goodness, I fucked up.
I went to shake the guy's here and he's like, no,
we don't touch.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: The rules have a ton of Jewish families, but not Asidic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are they not?
Speaker 5: The one with the curl?
Speaker 7: Yes, curl? She wore her hair like it kept up.
Speaker 6: She's pregnant with their sixth child.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Do they have to do it through a sheet? There's
some religions where they cut a hole in the sheet.
Speaker 6: I don't because they separate beds.
Speaker 4: Because they don't touch. And I don't know the answer.
Separate beds in the same room. My grandparents did that
and they weren't Hasidic Jews. You know, it's it's funny
when you think about that just for a second. All
like all the discipline they have, I hope they get
a great afterlife. I mean, they're very disciplined and very
focused because.
Speaker 7: When the husband came home from work, I like, you know,
I sing a lot of inside gides of people's relationships
and stuff because I see the family dynamic, whether people
are fighting and you know, with kids and everything.
Speaker 6: They were like had this cute banter going on and
short thing and again pregnant with their sixth child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually like each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always I always said that, uh, Italian families
and Jewish families very similar, No, seriously, like the really
family oriented. God, well, I would say that Italians are
just dumb Jews, like they're not as educated.
Speaker 1: That was the joke.
Speaker 4: But when you think about it, like why can't the
Jews just be smart Italians because well maybe because they're
they're on their own.
Speaker 1: To me, they run Hollywood, they got everything. It's it's
a joke.
Speaker 4: But the family like very family oriented, right, very caring,
very loving towards no towards the family, and maybe loud
in that way. But I always thought like even Italian
families there were a lot of family support. Sometimes Italian
families there was no outside babysitters a child if you
were going out or something, was left with a relative.
I always thought that was wonderful in a way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know a lot of the families that I
work with. Specifically, some of the Jewish families that I've
worked with, the wifes are tough and are constantly yelling
at the husbands and very dominating.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you're what a Jewish woman does with the
rassole in the morning. No, just puts a tie around
and sends it off to work. Is off to work.
That was the old joke. It's like an old old Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: Why I got a standing ovation in six grade. Right,
that was yesterday that I'm the mature when it worked today?
Who had to announce? As I'm working on a client,
I'm like, cause I'm twelve. I looked at my next neighbor. Go,
this guy's name is Richard.
Speaker 1: But dick. But now if they any of.
Speaker 5: Course chuckled too, because he's a twelve year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get your.
Speaker 6: Report card, But my oncologist is Richard Moore.
Speaker 1: Oh you're on you're on collegist on college.
Speaker 7: Wait wait wait, because when I the tumor, when they
thought I.
Speaker 5: Think we talked to it on the show, and I've
still had what.
Speaker 1: Is the what's the deal with that? You were right?
Speaker 6: You guys don't know. I haven't told you. Oh it's crazy?
Speaker 3: Is it good though?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, don't because they played the bagplaceure of my grandfather's
and start to cry.
Speaker 1: So, uh, yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 7: My anesthesiologists figured out what the culprit it was?
Speaker 6: When I wait.
Speaker 4: The anesthesiologist did, and how much were studies on that?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's great.
Speaker 7: When my mom was pregnant with me, she was pregnant
with twins, I absorbed my twin.
Speaker 1: Didn't Alvis do that too?
Speaker 7: I literally absorbed my twin okay, and her because they
were just so confused as to how thyroid tumor got
on my ovary.
Speaker 1: That's a thyroid tumor on your ovary.
Speaker 7: I had a eleven centimeter thyroid tumor on my ovary
and they're like, how did thyroid travel through your body?
Like undergoing all this thyroid testing and a chronologists and everything,
they couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 6: It was my twin.
Speaker 7: When I absorbed her, some of her cells stayed stayed
in me. Yeah, it was her thyroid that has grown
my entire life on my Yeah, my.
Speaker 1: Ovary and you've had two kids.
Speaker 7: Had two kids, but I've never had any like abnormal PEPs.
I've never had anything that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Wow, that's it.
Speaker 6: So it was my twin a different DNA than me.
Speaker 4: It was, well, so what kind of I thought, So
you're not it wasn't identical twin. Then wouldn't identical twins
be the same DNA or No. I don't know the
answer to this because I'm not smart like that, but
I thought identical twins. And then there's like my cousins
who are a boy girl, but they're not, and I
think you can have identical there too, but they're well
maybe not that wouldn't be identical boy girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they are. What's the other term, which fraternal twins?
Speaker 5: Identical twins share almost all of the DNA, but yeah,
there are they are not exactly identical.
Speaker 7: Well again, you're also thinking forty years ago, there wasn't
the ultrasounds, there wasn't the testing that we have nowadays
for pregnancies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 6: My mom didn't even know she was pregnant with twins
until she thought she was miscarrying one. And they went
in and they're like well, you technically like lost one baby,
but there was a second baby and she absorbed.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 5: Did you imagine two of them ship meet and ship poultry,
but you would be, uh, you ate the other baby.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So they they've said that there's probably other other masses
of my twin floating in my body that I couldn't have,
like different DNA.
Speaker 5: Floating around or somewhere.
Speaker 6: I probably do.
Speaker 1: It's called Joe. I did see the very loving post
that you put for Joe's birthday. Yeah, it was very
kind of you. I saw. I was really I didn't
get shipped for my birthday? What the hell you got a.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday Facebook message? I don't think I wrote on
Joe's Facebook.
Speaker 4: No, you made a whole thing before it being like
an homage to the guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's you know, it's a big birthday. It's forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Like last year we were dating first birthday, but I
was in Dallas and so like.
Speaker 6: We didn't really do his birthday. So this is his
first year that we did his birthday together.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, they are really moving. Wait last year
you weren't down how long you've been dating him?
Speaker 3: Two years?
Speaker 1: A year over a year?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just over a year, just.
Speaker 1: Over a year, that's it.
Speaker 5: No, I know it is that one of the first
ones when I when I saw you guys at the
bar that one night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, like we was just starting to date.
Speaker 7: When playoffs last year for football, when I cried because
Kansas City again beat.
Speaker 4: The Buffalo Bills. Yeah, there's been a lot of for well,
are we now against Kansas City in the playoffs?
Speaker 6: Beat them in the regular season?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not when it matters the most. Not when it matters
the most.
Speaker 5: The minority season is like observing a twin.
Speaker 1: So what's going to happen? Uh So, where where does
this relationship go?
Speaker 6: I don't I think court pretty together?
Speaker 3: Were?
Speaker 6: I never want to get married again. He moved in
so yeah.
Speaker 5: A while ago.
Speaker 1: Wait he does before the party.
Speaker 7: He moved in in September. Okay, he still owns his
house just in case, but just.
Speaker 1: In case, well you never know, crazy, just in case
he really up a.
Speaker 6: Safety, but he rents it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, where's this house?
Speaker 7: He lives in the city because he's a city employee.
He has to maintain city residency.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's a good thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you knows, I never want to get married again,
why I did it? Yeah, I was very in love
with my ex husband when I married him. But people change,
so you changed.
Speaker 1: Well, let me let we're grown up inside a different DNA.
She could commit a crime potentially.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's right away. Joe was like, you
could kill someone.
Speaker 4: You could, like you could if we could get your
twins dyn threaten on some kind of registry and then
you that would be amazing. Well, but why do you
say no to marriage again because you're already pretty much
playing married right, and I'm content with that.
Speaker 7: Okay, He's known that I don't really want to get
married again. I really, I truly believe we'll stay together.
But what if he changes in the future. You know,
I just don't want to go through like the whole
divorce thing again again. I just I truly believe that
people change and you can grow, and I hope that
we grow together, and like me and my axe like
that we continue to want to do the same things, Like, well.
Speaker 1: What if that doesn't happen? Would you work at it
a little harder?
Speaker 6: I'd work at it.
Speaker 7: But like I have also told him, like if you
were ever unhappy, I wouldn't want you to stay with me, like,
I want you to be happy. So as much as
you make me happy, I want to make you happy too.
Speaker 4: But if have you guys ever had any fights at all? Yeah,
I mean just I don't know what that.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, we've had arguments.
Speaker 7: He's got like this asshole voice sometimes and he knows
that he gets a tone. He gets a tone, and
he's a big dude, so it's like scary, like is it.
Speaker 5: What he's drinking? Because you got to give half credit.
Speaker 6: For you you had it. Yeah, I mean it's not
like big fights. He has gotten like upset with me
about things because he thinks.
Speaker 1: That I don't know, Yeah, I know what he thinks.
Speaker 4: No, no, not that you're going to turning Stone but no,
but that you're very friendly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing ever about that. But like he just he
wants to be with me, And there's times where like.
Speaker 1: You just want to be alone sometimes. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I like my privacy. I like having like my
alone time to do what I want to do.
Speaker 4: I started thinking about exactly that because somebody said something
to me about different people and I'm like, and I
was getting ready. I go, I don't think I could.
I don't know if I would fit in with somebody
again in like a common space.
Speaker 6: Well that's what I like.
Speaker 1: Just it's been awesome.
Speaker 7: Him is nice sometimes because it's like on the nights
that I don't have my kids.
Speaker 6: Like I can do what I want.
Speaker 7: I can go to a yoga class at seven pm
at night, I can come here, I can go.
Speaker 4: Well, why wouldn't why couldn't you do that? If you
were together, limited time together?
Speaker 7: I guess I would feel like, oh, do you expect
me to like cook dinner for you? Or do you
like those roles that I don't want part of?
Speaker 1: I I got low expectations.
Speaker 7: I love when he randomly has like a night off,
like last night he did so him and the boys
for the Lunar New Year thing. We went to hibachi
last night, okay, but I don't know if it was
every night. Like I like to do my own thing too.
Speaker 6: I sometimes like to curl up in bed by eight
o'clock and read a book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel guilty if he's downstairs watching TV.
Speaker 4: Why well see that that that's the thing is, like
I go, if you're I'm figuring out. I believe in
life the purpose is for you to be happy. Because
when you're content and happy, everything around you is as well,
and then you kind of carry that energy forth and
so that's cool.
Speaker 1: But when we do these little guilt.
Speaker 4: Things, it doesn't mean anything that you're reading a book,
and it doesn't mean anything that.
Speaker 1: He's watching TV.
Speaker 4: It's if you were married and had been married for
a while, that would probably be commonplace.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I.
Speaker 7: Mean I said my ex husband wanted to just sit
on the couch and watch freruns of Impractical Jokers and
Seinfeld every night.
Speaker 6: And I just could not stand that. Yeah, like it
was warned.
Speaker 1: After a while, Sure you'd rather do something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 5: Say you're not coming to the comedy club with us
when comes in town?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: No, welcome? When is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll take a moment. Speaking of divorces, I will run
this by you. Somebody's getting divorced. But I think there
was a warning sign ahead of time. What would be
the one thing. Let's say everything's great about Joe, everything's
great about Joe, and then you find out he's into
this hobby. What would be the hobby that may turn
you off? Can you think of that?
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Speaker 11: I said, Jun watched the Church. It's my faces Coucy
what not for me?
Speaker 1: Do you know who that is? You don't even know
the song?
Speaker 6: Show like it's from like the fifties.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was in.
Speaker 4: The about sixty four today and it was written by
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Holy.
Speaker 6: Thing that day, bro and about in sixty four and
they are still touring.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So uh, this is Marianne Faithful who died today. It's
seventy eight and Maryann Faithful. Her voice went from that
to something absolutely cigarette stained, like you wouldn't believe Mary
and Faithful. She is the poster child for not living well.
This is what I would say she came. I'm pretty
sure her story was she was of Hungarian descent, but royalty,
like her mom was a or dad was a baron
or something like that, and she was just I don't
know how she got on the pop scene in London.
Like Bob Dylan came to town. She hung out with
him all weekend long in nineteen sixty five when he
did his first tour of London and stuff. Marry and
Faithful then dated Mick Jagger. That ended in like nineteen seventy.
She recorded a bunch of albums and stuff, but her
voice got worse and worse. She became addicted to drugs.
She was homeless for a while.
Speaker 1: All kinds of Whene.
Speaker 5: Goes from that voice to when she collaborated with Metallica
doing The Remains, and it just sounds like.
Speaker 4: She sounds like wheeze. Yeah, it's unbelievable what she said. Yeah,
but it's.
Speaker 6: Crazy, but she lived with seventy eight, but she lived.
Speaker 1: To seventy eight years old.
Speaker 4: Now she got sick with COVID and that's kind of
what did her that in twenty twenty. And well, complications
from COVID is what they're attributing her death to now.
And yeah, a lot of people are getting COVID again.
Speaker 5: Think it's like.
Speaker 7: It's never going to go away. It's just going to
come back as different strains and names.
Speaker 4: And this is Mary and faithful insurance. I don't know
why we get an Amica insurance. This is why I
get insurance.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I'll watch this get ready.
Speaker 6: Sounds like butterflies and rainbows.
Speaker 1: It was just an instrumental. I don't say.
Speaker 5: That's how better voice.
Speaker 3: Got glares and all.
Speaker 1: That's best of dark and bright meat in her aspect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was very faithful, like she walks in
Beauty is the Last to Gordy Day.
Speaker 6: Yeah again an old smoky British one.
Speaker 5: It sounds like a voiceover person for like the Disney movies,
like The Fairy Princess.
Speaker 4: Yes she uh yes, I don't know what her. I
think she dated Keith Richards maybe for a minute too.
But Mary and faithful seventy eight years old. So not yeah, exactly,
not the not the person you would think like such
like a it's like Mary Poppins.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, right there, all right.
Speaker 4: I asked you, Laura, what would turn you off if
Joe was into it as a.
Speaker 7: Hobby, And as we went to break, I said about
twenty things.
Speaker 1: So you did say.
Speaker 6: That My number one was, I said, dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so Joe every checks all the boxes, but
Dungeons and Dragons pops up and you're out.
Speaker 6: Yep, can't get into that fantasy world show.
Speaker 5: I never Yeah, okay, what if it's bedroom dungeons and dragons?
Speaker 4: Like if you were the dice, you roll the sex
sign you up? Yeah you got to dress in the
old timey uh? Kevin, is there anything for you? I
was just thinking, like a furry would be one, Yeah,
that would that would definitely be like if all of
a sudden you found out they're a furry.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like it would be into cosplay anything like that.
Speaker 5: It's like used to be a man.
Speaker 4: Well, a guy who hunts bigfoot. Fuck yeah, fifty seven
year old guy h His wife found out that he
went with his ex on an expedition and she thinks
he banged and banged her, so she wants a divorce.
And this guy was out on disability and claiming injury
because he slipped on ice and fell down some stairs.
So he's been on disability. So when they go to court,
she's like, yeah, but he can hunt and fish, and
he goes on all these trips to find bigfoot.
Speaker 5: Her friend beaversly fucking harry thing he found the entire trip.
Speaker 4: I go, wouldn't that be your first warning if the
guy's going on trips to see like big foot?
Speaker 1: I would think they're.
Speaker 6: Talk about that that there's like a big big foot.
Well there is, there is, but.
Speaker 4: But I just think, like I would say, if I
do guys that were going I don't know any guys
that bigfoot.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody like that. It wouldn't be a
turn off. Got a divorce that it led to a
divorce for this guy, and.
Speaker 6: I was, I mean, okay, is it that he's hunting
big foot.
Speaker 4: That's just it's two different things.
Speaker 1: She's gonna then she's gonna blow him into the state
too or.
Speaker 3: Money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she she blew him everywhere I did see, you know,
like to your point where you say you'll never get
married again. Divorce can get really expensive. Did anybody see
the dollar amount that Kevin Costner, now his ex wife
just got engaged. One year divorced, and she just got
engaged to their former neighbor.
Speaker 1: Ok right, what does that tell you? What does that
tell me?
Speaker 6: I think he was delivering the milk to her, yes,
for quite some time.
Speaker 1: I guess they were friends. This guy's mind up my phone?
What is it? But guess how much she gets.
Speaker 4: A month in child support? Just take a guess a
number and give me a number.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell yeah, I'm gonna go twenty eight thousand.
Speaker 4: Dollars and forty thousand, forty a month, Okay a month.
She was trying to get one hundred and seventy five
thousand a month, a month a month. The judge cut
that in half, and Kevin Costner pays sixty three thousand,
two hundred nine dollars. And I think that's just child support.
But I don't know. She's a hand bag designer, and
so I would.
Speaker 5: And he chases butterflies. Their budget for their house is
seven point six million. The hunters three six butterflies. They
have three kids, and she didn't want.
Speaker 4: The experience sort of the lifestyle they were used to
to drop when she came to visit, when the kids
come to visit. But one hundred and seventy five thousand
dollars a month, a month, a month. Now, she didn't
get that. She got sixty three thousand. There are people
that don't make sixty three thousand in a year.
Speaker 7: There's many people who do make sixty three thousand dollars
in a year. I don't even think that that's the
median income.
Speaker 4: Oh probably not, yeah, probably not. I just mean I go,
oh my god, Christine Baumgardner is her name. Now I
think this is just child support. I don't know what
the maintenance stuff would be, but I think if she
gets remarried, that comes off the books. Yes, yeah, so
Kevin should have absolutely.
Speaker 5: Hire a better lawyer.
Speaker 6: First, how old are their kids? Does it say?
Speaker 1: I thought they were like seven, nine and ten.
Speaker 6: Or okay, so he's got a long and he's seventy. Yeah,
what the felix great? I can't believe fifty. I don't know.
I feel like he's sort of dried up in his acting.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that well, yellow Stone, he did all the
Yellowstone stuff, and then he just did a movie that
was pretty good. I don't think it did anything in
the box office, but I think if people watch it,
they would like it.
Speaker 1: But I don't think it was a big draw.
Speaker 5: I mean, he did a lot of movies back in
the nineties and the eighties, and he probably had pieces of.
Speaker 7: Well they talk about like Nick Cannon having his thirteen
kids or whatever, and how much he pays.
Speaker 6: In child support a month.
Speaker 1: What would that be? I have no idea.
Speaker 7: Curious now, like because it's like five different baby mama
that he's supporting.
Speaker 4: So it's it's just Kevin Casher loses a wife, a
friend in sixty three grand a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, I'm with you, Laura.
Speaker 5: Nick Cannon has said that he doesn't pay any monthly
child sport for any of his children.
Speaker 1: Well, then he's got it. Yeah, that's weird. There's got
to be something.
Speaker 5: But he spends more than three million annually on his children.
Speaker 7: Maybe each of those moms has like a credit card
and all the kids expenses.
Speaker 6: He covers all the kids expense.
Speaker 1: Probably I would think, now, yeah, I would.
Speaker 6: Think maybe he doesn't consider a child support.
Speaker 7: But he gives each baby mama like an allowance.
Speaker 6: But he doesn't want to say child's.
Speaker 1: Our our favorite.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: Guy Vinnie says that that more bjays will change your voice,
the more you give so mary and faithful. Maybe that's
what I don't.
Speaker 6: He says, is this scientifically proven?
Speaker 1: It is? It's in the ball lecture. That's the that's
the big thing.
Speaker 6: I feel like I want to google that, but I'm
afraid to google that.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Does anybody ever look at your phone?
Speaker 3: Who will?
Speaker 6: But is it going to change my algorithm? That it's
like blow jobs?
Speaker 5: No, because because that's going to change your algorithm. The
things you talk about, that the ship, the ship swallowing,
changing your voice, the ship that Syrian and elects have
heard you talk about, and that's going to change the algorithm.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: My dad was calling. I was Uh.
Speaker 4: We had a caller a few minutes ago. I tried
to call back out on the corporate phone. I don't
want to call from my phone. I'd rather do it
for the lack of corporate pH number. How do you
block your You can block your phone number when you
call out six seven or six nine.
Speaker 6: I felt like we talked about this one time.
Speaker 1: I don't really I don't even remember what it is.
I have no idea. I don't know.
Speaker 6: You're not You can't call him from your number?
Speaker 1: Well I could, but it would I don't want my
number out there, but from the corporate I tried. The
number is on every toilet stone. I am joke.
Speaker 4: It's that's everyone where, it's everywhere. You know what Laura, Laura's.
Speaker 5: Had star six to seven, then the phone number and
then and that'll do it for you. That'll block the number.
Oh really, so it'll come in unavailable or unknown.
Speaker 1: Let me try. Well.
Speaker 4: I wanted to tell Laura about because I Jamison has
a girlfriend and she's from France. Oh yes, so her
parents are. They lived in Paris and then they came
over here. They were in Houston for a while. Now there, jesus,
what kind.
Speaker 5: Of witness protection they get stuck into?
Speaker 7: I bet they drink a lot of good wine. You
should definitely be friend.
Speaker 4: Then they have a grand piano in their living room.
When I went over and uh, the father plays all
the time and stuff. But so last night I come
home from you.
Speaker 5: Could have a dad off, you could do a couple
of dick jokes. You could play with some songs on
the piano and see who's funnier.
Speaker 4: Okay, I come home and Jamison is making crape love
it making crapes right, And he's on the phone and
I go, what is this? He goes, taste? This taste
is a he make it? He was over at their house.
The mom made them crapes and he wanted the recipe,
so she told him how to make him And now
he's home at making flour and egg and melting sugar
and doing all this crap making crapes. So there's all
these crapes, right, and he seemed really happy, and stuff
goes to bed. I wake up this morning. There are
no crapes, none, no crapes. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 6: How much he eats.
Speaker 4: But that like teenage guys, Kevin knows this, and you're
gonna find out they grunt more than they actually articulate words.
Speaker 5: When they stopped crying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they grunt more than they like, you know,
how's your day, good dude? And then they'll decide to
open up and really have a conversation with you, but
it's midnight, you know what I'm saying, like, or or
it leads.
Speaker 5: To can we go to Chipotle? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or all of a sudden, the door will open up
in my bedroom and I'll be like, hey, Dad, I
wanted to tell you about and it's like, I go,
it's eleven thirty, your mid beat.
Speaker 5: I'm close to the door.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 1: I think one night that was what's wait till you
see this? And the eating is non stop. I mean
it is a clinic in there. You could have the
fridge full and then it's empty. And I tried to.
Speaker 4: Put like healthy stuff in there. That's not what gets eating.
It's all the other stuff.
Speaker 7: Lucas is nine and the amount that that kid can Yeah,
like last night we went to again, we went to Habachi.
Speaker 6: He ate his entire steak, he ate the rice, Like, yeah,
he was eating shrimp.
Speaker 1: Where did you go? Umi?
Speaker 6: No, so go it's Webster Yeah.
Speaker 1: Over there, Webster drama. That's where the Webster Webster.
Speaker 12: Side.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I mean, and then he'll get home, I'll
be like, I need more food. Yeah, it's NonStop, and
he's he's pretty good, healthy wise, like he likes pretzels
and yogurt and things like that.
Speaker 4: But I go through gallons of milk, like, but I
don't drink I don't even drink.
Speaker 6: Lucas doesn't drink milk.
Speaker 4: Gallons of milk are gone and uh cereal all that crap.
And then like the other day, I wake up it's
five minutes to six in the morning, I hear crunch, like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Doritos? Doritos? I go seriously, totos, yeah, doritos. And then I'm.
Speaker 4: Always like, he's very into like keeping himself a groom,
the nails clipped and all that stuff. But I'm like,
I remember the other guys was always on them. You
gotta how does he deal with the doritos?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 5: Is it all in the mouths? There crumbs everywhere, all
in the.
Speaker 1: Mouth pretty very few crumbs.
Speaker 4: I think, honestly, the first that makes the most crumbs,
that's me. I think so in a lot of ways.
I think I do that more than anything. I just
say it wait better, get ready, double double that bill.
By the way, Kevin, you've made a statement on this
program before, and I want to just let you know
that you are allegedly wrong. I saw an article about
Belichick's girlfriend, and in the article, it says Bill is
currently in Nashville visiting the home of Jared Curtis, a
quarterback from a Christian high school.
Speaker 6: Oh, he is, he's recruiting.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't see. He doesn't recruit. You said he'd
go in and close the big one.
Speaker 5: I said he would close the big ones, which is
what he's doing. Yeah, so he's not going to go
to some offensive lineman's house state championship game in twenty
twenty four he won.
Speaker 4: He was there on Monday. He went to the UH
to the Bulls Nuggets game with the GM of UNC
and so they were all doing their thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, they're talking about his girlfriend and she may be
trying to be a Miss USA contestant. She said, what
what are you laughing at that? Because I'm dying If.
Speaker 7: She wins and she runs up and kisses him me,
it's a heart attack and kills over.
Speaker 6: He said, my grandpa.
Speaker 4: Okay, so somebody So I had to look at the
comments to the article, and the article is about how
she's hanging out with all these miss I didn't know
there was a Miss New England. But there's she's gonna
be at the Miss USA pageants happening in Connecticut this year.
She was with Miss North Carolina and something else. So
there's people are wondering is she trying to get in there?
So I read the comments to the article and I
just have to read this one. See if you can
defend it. You were easily fooled by photos and makeup.
This young girl can pull ugly old dudes, but she
would never be able to get a hot young guy
her own age. She's terrible looking with that awkward jaw line.
At least she's smart enough to go after desperate old men.
Speaker 6: Fuck off.
Speaker 1: Keep So then underneath.
Speaker 6: That, I want to know how ugly that person is.
Speaker 4: So funny underneath and I think she's attractive. I was like,
holy crap.
Speaker 1: So but that's a lot to write.
Speaker 4: But that's a lot to her jaw line, Like, oh,
some other guy goes her jaw That jaw could pound
through concretes.
Speaker 5: Sorry, the last thing I'm one of, the last thing.
I'm looking at her jaw line.
Speaker 6: Yeah you might.
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't think she's like this sexy bombshell.
She's a good looking young woman. I still think it's
odd as hell to be dating someone who's that much
older than you, Like, that's disgusting in my opinion, But
she's not.
Speaker 1: Did you have a cutoff? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I said fifty two. Yeah, I had said I inverted numbers.
I said any age from twenty five to fifty two,
and I pretty much did.
Speaker 6: Place I dated. I dated a twenty five year old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she completely kept you out of the out
of the numbers too.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, well, I'm fifty three now? Yeah
I am?
Speaker 6: And then I think the old what.
Speaker 4: If you met a guy who was fifty five and
you really, like you really hit it off?
Speaker 1: Would you be able to do that? I don't know,
it's like twenty years though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm almost forty.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, maybe, but not sixty two like fucking Earl was.
Speaker 1: I think it were was sixty four.
Speaker 6: Oh he tried to tell me he was fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Could you imagine Belichick though, being a judge at like
the Miss USA.
Speaker 6: I feel like he'd buy her way in.
Speaker 1: Well, we're on to Vermont. I was on stage onto Vermont.
Speaker 4: I don't know why why the cutoff there?
Speaker 1: What was the.
Speaker 7: Very I'm very active for my age even so I
just I guess I view older men maybe.
Speaker 5: You are closer, your knees are to your balls.
Speaker 6: Maybe not as active, okay?
Speaker 1: Or you know, like how dare you?
Speaker 6: How would you agist?
Speaker 1: Fucking agist?
Speaker 6: Like how many times? Like I like to talk. I
like to have conversations with people like or are we
think you're.
Speaker 5: Gonna get more of a conversation on a twenty five
year old than you are a fifty five year old.
Speaker 6: I wasn't into conversations with the twenty five year old,
but I mean or but like you know, can can
you have the same talk about like music or entertainment?
Speaker 1: Well you can't?
Speaker 5: How could you?
Speaker 1: Twenty five year olds? Could you?
Speaker 6: I had fun with them? He was actually very fun.
Speaker 7: He came out like he met all my friends a
couple of times.
Speaker 4: And what would be your tip for any woman dating younger?
And you're going at least ten years younger than you? God,
would there be any tips anything? Or what about a
tip for a young guy not to do? What did
the young guy do that maybe turned you off?
Speaker 5: Don't be like don't get on your ears?
Speaker 1: Well no, how about bruh?
Speaker 7: I would say no, honestly, it was more like acting intimidated.
Speaker 6: I didn't like that. I didn't act when they just
want confidence intimidated.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like oh my god, you're like, oh, like situated
in life or whatever.
Speaker 6: You know, don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're still eating ramen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's right. But I didn't like that.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, so you think if you're gonna, yeah,
have confidence, yeah, that would be one. Yeah, and it's
okay to be young, and it's okay.
Speaker 6: To be young. I mean some of that.
Speaker 7: I had fun with some of the youngers, like just yeah,
but I don't know.
Speaker 6: The confidence was like lacking in a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, because they I don't know anything, Like yeah,
go ahead, yes you have to. You started now, and
you got your friend.
Speaker 7: There was one time someone who I had talked to
a couple of times came over to my house and
like freaked.
Speaker 1: Out why he had a house?
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, and like literally thought that I was setting
him up, that I was still married and that like
my husband was really gone like on vacation. I was like, no,
this is my home, and he was like I gotta
go like free.
Speaker 1: Well, but can you understand that you can.
Speaker 7: I can, but it was just like, why are I
don't know. I'm sorry, I don't have a one bedroom
apartment downtown.
Speaker 6: I like, you know, okay, so I'm d and all
these rooms.
Speaker 1: Boys. All right, we'll take him on when you have
a game, I do.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll play a quick game and then we'll
close it out today with a story. And I want
to try to call this guy. His name is Aubrey
Small's Aubrey Smalls is a dwarf.
Speaker 5: But it's killing me.
Speaker 1: It's killing me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but wait, he talks about how people treat him
and it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's interesting.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see if we can get him on
the podcast at some point.
Speaker 1: But we will play our game. Next.
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Speaker 4: Oh, isn't somebody message Jan Lauren. They didn't call you Laura.
They called you Lauren. He's so vanilla. I'm calling her
Bean from now on.
Speaker 7: I've never been called vanilla in my entire fucking life.
Speaker 1: I don't know if any of.
Speaker 5: My boys were a girl, they would have been a Lauren. Really,
I really liked that.
Speaker 1: Oh the name.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my dad wanted to call me Laurie and my
mom wanted to call me Laura. And my parents split
when I was born. So my dad my entire life,
called me Laurie and my mom.
Speaker 6: Always called me Laura.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: Then when my oldest niece was born, she called me Lola.
So now everyone in my family calls me.
Speaker 5: So one twin was Laura.
Speaker 1: Neither twin, I guess.
Speaker 6: So that's right, God, Vanilla, vanilla. I want to know
who this person?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wondered, like why, I don't know
why you would be called vanilla.
Speaker 7: I really have no idea.
Speaker 5: Well, the only thing I could think of.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing I can think too, because vanilla
is usually a term, a sexual term.
Speaker 1: It is for people lame who are just you know,
like I don't know. I was about to spit out
a name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the name right down, let's see who you got it.
Speaker 1: Write down the name that I don't want to, don't
hold it up to the camera.
Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you think it's vanilla.
Speaker 1: Maybe not?
Speaker 6: Oh that person very vanilla?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Basic wipe.
Speaker 7: I am like the fucking rainbow with sprinkles on top. Wow,
that's okay.
Speaker 1: Really, come on, you guys know that I'm wondering where
the line is I wonder who's deeper? Do you know
the other one?
Speaker 5: What our other friend?
Speaker 1: Again? This is the Yeah, this is the corporate phone.
Speaker 5: I think, I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey Bill, Yes, Hey?
Speaker 3: Was I supposed to call you back?
Speaker 1: Or were you going to call me back? I tried
calling you back from the corporate phone and it didn't work.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you just gave up?
Speaker 1: No, So we're we're on the podcast though. Go ahead?
Oh nice, Well I just had some talk.
Speaker 13: I was gonna say I had some tooss, but I
didn't know if that was trademarked or now, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, I just had some that. Laura's there, right, yeah,
you's here.
Speaker 13: She's starting to sound a little bit like a different
Laura that used to be on the WII show way
back in the day.
Speaker 1: Remember Laura Corn Oh yes I do. I do remember Laura.
Speaker 14: So yeah, so Laura can start. Uh, she might be
able to write a book one hundred and two Nights
of Great Sex, Yes, one.
Speaker 4: Hundred and one Nights of Great Sex. And she had
good tips.
Speaker 6: It with a hundred and one different people or just it.
Speaker 4: Was not one hundred and one different people a page
and you go with it every night you would rip
out a page. It was one hundred and one night's
of great sex. And there was even there might be
a move that I would still use today if.
Speaker 1: I had somebody yet.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's move is that?
Speaker 13: Speaking of moves like that? Yes, I was just wondering
if and what was it Mississippi? If you're a significant
other happens to be the one that's giving you a handy,
do they get the ticket and the fine or right?
Speaker 4: Because in Mississippi they're trying to outlet right. We talked
about the masturbation and yeah, make it a male problem.
Speaker 5: I don't know, or what if you've got a situation
Mississippi like where you can't she can't get pregnant. I'm
not I'm trying, but she can't do it.
Speaker 1: Fine for that? Yeah, well I'm not making a baby
anytime soon. Put it in the right hall.
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to store it up.
Speaker 1: Tea bag part all right? Anything else, sir?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 14: The last thing I got is Kevin. Yes, keep my
team's name out your mouth.
Speaker 1: The bills, that's true. He did. Thank you for calling
seat later. Uh, that's kind of funny. You can call
the show anytime.
Speaker 4: That five six six, one hundred and one nights of
great Sex, and there were things in there like she
would and she had tips for guys.
Speaker 1: Should I give you one?
Speaker 6: You shall not be named. I would love to sit
down and give her sex steps.
Speaker 1: Why don't you write?
Speaker 3: Don't you write?
Speaker 1: One hundred and well? There was so however you got.
Speaker 4: This was tips for guys and for women, like do
this to him, do this to her? And there was
one this is very gross, but you know, like when
you're foreplay, let's say you start to fingers go down there?
Yeah all right, so instead of just the finger, take
your fingers and cross them like this and then rotate
them as you going.
Speaker 1: Isn't that an old Ralfie made? But maybe I don't know.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 6: I said, I'll try that and give you some feedback.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want the feedback.
Speaker 4: But Laura, see, yeah, I wouldn't think vanilla. But I wonder,
do you know where your line is? Have you ever
been asked to do something that you were like, absolutely not?
And I know I think the answer to that is
probably no, because I think most people are pretty vanilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think most people get really outside, you know,
or too wild.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 7: Even Joe the other night was like, I don't think
I'm like wild enough or adventurous enough sexually for you.
I was like, we've got plenty of time to get there.
Speaker 1: Wow he said that to you? Yeah the hell are
you into?
Speaker 7: No, he's just more mild and like, you know, it's
like in bed missionary style more often than not.
Speaker 5: And I'm just like, why you got to put the
kid on blast like that.
Speaker 6: It's great, have great socks birthday, but like I'm like.
Speaker 1: Laura wants to be bed over, spanked, hair pulled.
Speaker 7: Yeah he knows that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, well so that has to happen from
time to time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure of course. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: But no, like he got home for his birthday. I
was in there in lingerie. I was like, where you
want to go?
Speaker 6: He's like, can we just go up to bed?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Go ahead, you gotta come.
Speaker 1: I would have been right on the kitchen table.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I.
Speaker 1: Was like, you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Actually he did say let's go outside in the
kids playhouse in the snow, and I was like, Joe.
Speaker 6: It's too cold, too cold.
Speaker 1: That doesn't work.
Speaker 6: Like I would try if I was like bundled up,
but not like naked. Okay, let's work that way, just
like pull down your pants.
Speaker 1: Kevin's got a game where your music is still playing.
Speaker 6: Here, I got to go get my children.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do the game, and then Laura's
going to get her children.
Speaker 4: Theme that tune which you can play along and see
how you do in our game. Oh this is Vanilla.
Speaker 1: I don't know when he is this crap. That's why
I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't need just.
Speaker 12: Cause to.
Speaker 3: Enable miss that. You can see you want.
Speaker 6: I can sing along with it, but I don't know.
Speaker 14: I want yelled at.
Speaker 10: Come on, Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn it. There's no way Laura gets this one,
not even walking.
Speaker 8: We'll let him pay for a minute.
Speaker 6: Not a chance, No, let go, let go, not a chance.
Speaker 5: So is one of my favorite whining all the time.
Speaker 6: A way.
Speaker 5: It's a crystal clear gravy song.
Speaker 7: I know it, but I cannot think of the name.
Speaker 1: All right, Vanella's gotta get her kids. No, that's not
the right song.
Speaker 3: But see what's a possible do they for got each
new day.
Speaker 9: Written in these words on the stories that I can explain,
I leave my heart open but the stays where I'd
hit empty today, she told me in the morning she
don't feel the same.
Speaker 3: Willing on the ready.
Speaker 1: Already bless. This is the thing about you. I am
blowing this game like I think Flora. I am in
the kids playhouse.
Speaker 8: I know that one.
Speaker 12: See myself in the fallen home.
Speaker 4: I see my college second failing rage.
Speaker 12: I watch homecom mod Ma.
Speaker 1: I can't seem I great same.
Speaker 7: Time having night, don't through the clown in a week work,
I'd have.
Speaker 12: Been put on my season.
Speaker 6: In my head thoughts the break up. These for walls
are closing him.
Speaker 5: They don't said go back and just got right. Sorry.
Speaker 4: I tip it, tip my hat to all the single
parents to say that I got one. I can't imagine
trying to jostle mony more.
Speaker 5: Do you have this putter?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: No? I don't.
Speaker 8: I lost?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's this one? The top again?
Speaker 5: To the top?
Speaker 1: All right? I said this was f y c. It's
not fine, young Cannibal. It's not.
Speaker 6: It's king of wishful thinking, of wishful thinking. But I did,
I wrote Phil Collins. But I can think of like
the video.
Speaker 4: West, Go West, Go West, Go West, Yes, way to
go Laura's up, go ahead, Laura.
Speaker 6: Turned down for what little John God?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I only wrote for what now.
Speaker 5: God, Bill.
Speaker 1: Van Halen, Right now, that's correct, Okay, all right, okay,
do you know this one, Laura?
Speaker 6: It's Jack Johnson, Jack Johnson, I'm the curious George.
Speaker 1: I wrote banana pancakes. I don't know.
Speaker 6: No, that's not that's a difference.
Speaker 1: You know the song?
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Oh and then after this, I just want to write
in the shitter. I don't think I got.
Speaker 6: One one direction story of us.
Speaker 5: Story of my life.
Speaker 6: Oh, come on.
Speaker 4: I wrote down nothing, no names of the guys in
one direction, but I might I didn't write one direction,
so I got nothing there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I thought this was right now too, but I wrote
right here, right now.
Speaker 5: Right here, yeah, right here, it is right here, right now.
It's not it's not you two. I don't know Jesus
Jon Jones, Jesus Jones. I thought you're gonna say Jesus.
Speaker 1: And Mary Jane.
Speaker 6: I have the artist. I'm not sure on the name.
What do you got Moby and gwent Stefani?
Speaker 1: Correct, whoa is Moby featured?
Speaker 6: I wrote east side.
Speaker 1: Close, it's southside it's outside. Give her to them. I
have six points. Might we get the theme?
Speaker 5: Though she has no clue on this one. Actually she
got it because you were so long. She got to
the hook.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 6: I wrote, since you've been gone, and then I wrote Chicago.
Speaker 5: Not Chicago.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is? Ted East, Oh head East?
Oh God?
Speaker 6: Okay, So it's songs about directions.
Speaker 1: It is all right, you crushed it. Songs with direction
and the title or band name. Yeah, go west? Turned
down for what right now? Upside down? One direction, south side?
Look right here, right now? And rushing it he nowhere.
Speaker 6: It's because I'm it's still early enough in the day
that my mind is there.
Speaker 1: All right, record. I like it when you're I like
it when you're more blonde lost vanilla, more blonde, Oh,
more vanilla, more blunde.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's everybody a more vanilla time.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Laura, I'm so happy he came in.
Speaker 6: I know it worked out.
Speaker 1: Nice to see you. Yeah, and uh, good for Joe.
Speaker 5: Maybe not.
Speaker 1: What do you mean vanilla? I think Joe would be
the vanilla.
Speaker 10: On Joe's vanilla.
Speaker 6: He would admit that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna bring it is he lactose and sugar
free vanilla.
Speaker 10: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: All right. We'll take a moment.
Speaker 4: Laura's gotta go get her kids, and I want to
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Speaker 9: I'm Vanilla Baby, I'm choke you, but I ain't No
killer Baby is twenty eight telling me, I'm still a baby.
Speaker 3: I get love Detroit light skill a.
Speaker 1: Baby, She's still a baby. She really opens up.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: I almost get uncomfortable listening to something because I I go,
I know people that you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Okayka, more power to one hundred percent, more power to her.
Speaker 1: That's the way we should all live. We should all live.
But sometimes I think people blame me when people open
up the well you encourage.
Speaker 12: You to do.
Speaker 5: We got we got to live every day like your
birthday apparently, live every day like you want to be whipped.
Speaker 4: And chain in the bedroom. I don't like no whips
and trains. You can't tie me down me with loving
out me.
Speaker 1: I'm vanilla baby choking, but I ain't.
Speaker 3: No killer baby is twenty eight times.
Speaker 4: I just I when I am where's the line? I
think everybody's got a line at some point. Yeah, and
I'm curious as to what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the line would be.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I know exactly. And I think
that the line is it's like it's changing from time
to time, depends on the mood, right, I'm again, as
you put back, well, I mean I think it depends.
Speaker 1: On your mood of stuff and people.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you could be like, yeah, one person could do something,
it could be totally turned on. Somebody else could do
the same thing and be like, I know, that just
doesn't work, you know what I mean absolutely. I even
remember a day somebody going uh, hey baby, and I
was like, ought, that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all it took. It was like I know, no, no,
And it was the voice. Everything was just like nope.
Speaker 5: It went from Sweeten. It went from sweet sixties Marianne
faithful to sweet.
Speaker 10: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Hey baby that No, it wasn't that. I don't know,
It's just it was weird.
Speaker 4: It was like I can't explain it. I can't explain
I don't even know. So when you say where's the line,
I guess it depends on the person that you would
be with as to where the line would be. Okay,
which sounds like maybe a non answer answer, but kind
of the answer A tragic day to day.
Speaker 1: I think it was one of the first I don't
know that we've had.
Speaker 5: Are you talking about the plane crash?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the first one since sixteen years, since, yes,
it was was that sixteen years.
Speaker 5: It was when Tyler was born. Yeah, because Carrie, we
brought Tyler home from the hospital. She stayed up all
night watching it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unreal, And that was what I believe to be
UH an experienced pilot. Yes, in Buffalo. Tragic, tragic. This
one though Danny had sent me some stuff and he
has a friend who's a pilot.
Speaker 5: Was from was due to diversity and inclusion.
Speaker 4: That well, presidage was President Trump does have this to say,
and he was on truth Social and he said that
it was a clear night. There's no excuse for this.
I can't disagree with that. Well, I don't know, like
we could say it was a clear night here. I
don't know it was like a DC. But he's saying
it was a clear night. And I would say that
that's it. It was on a routine flight, you know,
coming in. The poor guy that was got the text
from his wife saying I'm landing in twenty minutes. We're
twenty minutes out from the airport, got down all the
quicker than twenty and then yeah, well so, two sources,
according to what Danny sent me, this is on x
two sources confirmed to CBS News the one air traffic
control worker was managing the helicopters and planes, a job
normally done by two people. When an American Airlines plane
collided when they collided, and Danny's friend, who's an pilot, says,
that's like blaming a traff a cop for you smashing
into the side of another car because you didn't see
them while the traffic cop is pointing them out to you.
Speaker 5: And I feel like the helicopter's got a lot more
maneuverability than an airplane.
Speaker 4: This guy says, right here, you could get the hell
out of the way. This says, right here, the hello
had the responsibility to see and avoid. And I'm I
know that there's been uh some of the tower air
traffic tapes that are out already, and I think there's
like yelling get out of the path or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this seemed like a street flight from Kansasity.
I whatever it is, it's it's awful. It's sad.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm sure there'll be some conspiracy.
Speaker 5: Now they've already got they've already got the one story out.
People had it that one of the figure skaters didn't
get on the plane because he was bringing his dog.
His dog was too heavy, so he didn't he skipped
the flight because his dog, those little American eagle.
Speaker 4: Jambers and he didn't get on the flight. And wow, yeah,
and then the guilt you must walk around with. You
know what I'm saying all your time?
Speaker 1: Is the guilt or is it? Well a leaf?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I would think that there's got to be survivor guilt
there a little bit, especially if you're close with the
you know, just anybody who's training for a sport like that.
You spend a lot of time together, right, you know,
and you're in the rink together and you're probably shooting
the ship, and you've got similar lifestyles and you're you know,
going for the same goal or whatever. Hey, I would think,
you know, you hear about survivors guilt, That's what I would.
Speaker 1: Think it would be. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: But could you imagine just not making that flight or
being late or just like the yeah, the dog and
then what he goes and you find out two hours later?
Speaker 1: Well that was Seth McFarlane with with U nine to eleven.
Speaker 5: I didn't hear this story.
Speaker 4: Seth MacFarlane is notorious for me late all the time,
and he was at in Boston, I think, speaking out
of college, and he was supposed to fly back to
LA and he missed the flight and it was one
of the planes that went into the tower.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Or maybe I'm the one that landed in the I
don't remember. But so the thing is like there because
people go to him, ah, man, somebody's looking he goes,
I was just late that day. I'm always late. I
don't think I mind anything special. I don't think I
was saved by divine intervention.
Speaker 1: I don't think anything.
Speaker 4: And it would be almost like, if you are the
person you would everybody's going to say to you like,
oh my god, God was looking out for you that day. Well,
what makes God look out for me? And not that
I would feel awful. I would hate having people say
that to me. And I guarantee the guy with the
dog has that set absolutely. Or someone was looking out
for you that day, Oh well, why weren't they looking
out for the other people? Because if they love everybody,
it doesn't make any sense. We can't wrap our head
around it. And that's tragic.
Speaker 1: And I can't imagine and what that guy's going through. Honestly,
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: That is some I heard that and I just saw
confirmation of it. But well, you know, I'm sure there'll
be a full investigation. And then into the Potomac, and
I think years ago there was a crash in the Potomac.
I think Howard stern On, like back in the eighties
called the airport to get a flight from like the
airport to the Pottama or whatever. Jesus, I think he
was in DC at the time. I remember reading about
that or hearing about that as a as a thing.
I saw this article. I want to try to call
this guy. I hope you don't mind. I don't know
that it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna work calling this person. I'm doing it sort of blind,
hopefully can reach the But the.
Speaker 4: Guy's name is Aubrey Small's. He was born with Dwarfism
and he talks about what people and how they react
to him in person and stuff. I think he's twenty
seven years old. That says here.
Speaker 1: Let me see what Okay, I think he's he lives
in Arizona. Let me see if I can get this guy.
Let's see if you can get him. He's got a
documentary on I'd love to talk to him about his documentary.
Speaker 5: If he answers the phone, set up the lollipop because
I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 1: Good afternoon. H I was looking for Aubrey Small calling.
Speaker 4: My name is Bill Moran, and I read about him
in People magazine. We were on a podcast. I just
wanted to talk to him because I think his documentary
sounds really interesting and his whole story in in People
sounded very interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's not here right now, mister Moran.
Speaker 11: Can I take your number down?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: You can? Well? Im, you know no, I can't because
we're live. I don't want to spit out my number
right now because we're live on the internet. Okay, you
know what I mean. You know what I'm saying. What's
your Do you have a Can I get an email.
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 4: If you're alive?
Speaker 1: I'm certainly not. That's true. That's true too, That makes
no sense. I'll call I'll call back.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 4: That sounds great.
Speaker 1: All right. I appreciate your patience with me. Thank you.
Speaker 10: You welcome, mister Ryan.
Speaker 1: You have a great teach YouTube. All right.
Speaker 4: So I don't know what that number I call, but
somebody looked it up for me and gave me that number.
Aubrey claims Okay, he's a filmmaker from Louisiana, and he
claims people just feel like they can touch us. And
he said that he was taking a photo of a
suitcase at a TJ Max. I don't know why, well,
maybe I don't know, maybe to send it to somebody
going and will this match?
Speaker 1: Is this a good gift? I have no idea why.
Who's well I fit it?
Speaker 4: And he said, all of a sudden, his camera's moving
and his feet were lifting off the ground, and the
sound of giggling behind him, he said. In that moment,
he said, he assumed it must have been some friends
he hadn't seen in a while playing a prank on him.
But he turned around and he was shocked to see
two strangers picking him up. Now, I can't imagine I'd
punched him, motherfucker in the kneecab. I cannot imagine being
that brazen and insulting, like you know what I'm saying, right, Like,
I guess if people were drunk, but a TJ Max
in the middle of a day.
Speaker 1: Blaker wasted a Max. Maybe let's go.
Speaker 4: He said, people just feel like they can touch us,
and that goes on such a wide spectrum. He said,
I've experienced it all, unfortunately, from people patting you on
the head to being picked up or even assaulted and
touched inappropriately because they think of you in a way
that I can't quite understand. So they're trying to probably
touch this. Hey, you got normal sized junkers that got
your He he's working on a yeah, people, but he's
working on a documentary and it's supposed to be like
a bit of a comedy one as well. There have
been people with dwarfism, he says, who have been paralyzed,
seriously injured, or even passed away because someone recklessly picked
them up and manhandled them.
Speaker 5: You're throwing them.
Speaker 1: I don't go off dwarf dirt throwing. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think it's really important to mix education with
things like this. I can't tell you how many times
a week I see a video with millions of likes
that's just about that, like somebody making fun of a
little person or doing something to a little person. He
thought it was somebody playing a prank. I think it
says here.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 4: After the incident, he went to TikTok to share what
had happened, and the video went viral. Reading through the comments,
he says it was uplifting to see the TikTok community
behind him and acknowledged that it wasn't okay what had
happened then.
Speaker 5: But for every I would love to know from him
after every uplifting comment. Yeah, how many Bill and Kevin
Dick comments were there? Because you know those were there too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would. I couldn't make a Dick comment. Yes, no,
I could. I've bet out with you. You can, No,
I know, but I would feel bad about it. You
know you would, Yes, I would. You are so full
of ship. I would. He goes somebody.
Speaker 4: He said things people will say to him when they
put him down, it's all good, like they're letting you
off the hall, you know, like you did something, like
you did something wrong. He was like, hello, and I
thought I said someone that he was working on a
on a documentary that.
Speaker 1: Was supposed to be about people that were.
Speaker 4: Well anyway, I just can't image picking up just walking
up to somebody and picking them up and thinking like
this is the thing.
Speaker 5: No, because you wouldn't do it with a baby or
a kid. You wouldn't just go pick up somebody's random kid. No,
why would you go pick up men and me.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't at all. But you think it's like
funny what if?
Speaker 4: Like but could you see, okay frat guys on a dare,
Like let's say they had a scavenger hunt, and I
can see you on a dare.
Speaker 1: I give him a shoulder piggyback ride, you.
Speaker 5: Would pick it up and start holding like like you're
like an infant baby.
Speaker 1: Do you want you? I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4: I just I I would love to talk to Aubrey
and I'd love to help them sell that that documentary
because it's about people number.
Speaker 1: I will see. This is a bad show today. I'm
all over the place.
Speaker 4: I'm all distracted, I'm all discombobulated.
Speaker 1: What's happening in the world of hockey this week for you?
Speaker 4: Like this is the thing that amazes me about you,
the amount of running and stuff for your kid, Like
just today, that's what.
Speaker 1: You said earlier. Work life balance there is I go
to work so I have some balance.
Speaker 4: Well, I really think like going to work, you probably
do get you got to get away from it for
a little while, you know, And where for Laura when
she's running her own business and stuff. I can see
where you'd want to be able to just sit down
and read a book and not have to be, you know,
catering to somebody or showing up in lingerie for their
birthday and being.
Speaker 5: Told let's go outside, let's go outside.
Speaker 1: Why would you suggest that I don't get it. Yeah,
the work life balance stuff is like, it's I think
nearly impossible.
Speaker 10: I think.
Speaker 5: I think work life balance is a is a made
up phrase. There's no such thing, no such thing.
Speaker 4: Not anymore when you've got twenty four to seven email
and stuff. I mean, I gotta think you you work
for a corporation. Have you gotten emails that you're answering
on a weekend or anything like that?
Speaker 1: You won't you won't do it.
Speaker 5: I will not do it.
Speaker 1: How do you? How are you able to kind of
do that?
Speaker 5: Because I know how to do my job, and I
get it done when I have to. Well, see, the
thing is, I just shut it down when I don't
have to because I am so I'm not a manager.
Speaker 4: So I don't have to give a ship right right,
But I know people who get, you know, emails on
the weekend or feel like you're connected.
Speaker 1: You got your phone in your hand and then the
guilt sets in.
Speaker 5: And you feel like, how do you work email on
my phone?
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's pretty smart, But.
Speaker 5: I could see where you would have the only work
calls like get in the weekend or from somebody named
Bill Moran when I'm sitting in the bar and trying
to drink on a weekend when I'm out of town.
Speaker 1: But here's like I I'd like to think, I don't
do that, but I do do that. You did last week.
I call you, but I just you know, just say
it's but I don't want to make it.
Speaker 5: Jamison was out with his friends. You had nothing to do.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 3: We need to call somebody.
Speaker 6: I need a friend.
Speaker 1: But I I think like.
Speaker 4: Prioritizing where you are in the moment is probably the best,
and taking care of your mental health is really important.
And I think that you know, we hear a lot,
although I don't know that it's hard to find good people.
And I would think if you had good people, you'd want,
you wouldn't want to like push them out.
Speaker 1: The problem trying to find a way.
Speaker 5: The problem is that they want good people, but then
they start getting into petty bullshit like oh, you have
to do this, you have to do this.
Speaker 1: We want you here instead of there.
Speaker 5: And what's the difference if I get my shit done
over here or I get my shit done over here,
what's the difference. As long as the ship's getting done
and it's done correctly and it's done on time, it
doesn't matter. Why does it matter?
Speaker 4: So that that's what I always think. That's like a
seasoned person. It's playing people out like that. That's why
you're pushing people out because I see things like I
read somewhere like a modern approach. They say prioritize is fulfillment,
mental health, and purpose alongside professional ambition.
Speaker 1: And I go, sure you.
Speaker 4: Read that, and people go, oh, gen z millennials, I
don't think so. I think that's the older people who
have been through the ranks, missed kids games and birthdays
and shit like that, and go, it's not fucking worth it.
That's the only thing I can That's the only thing
I could think of. But the Yeah, the work life balance,
especially nowadays, I think it's nearly impossible.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't, if it exists at all, and you
know it's our areas, No it doesn't. That's why you
got to love what you do and just kinda you know,
roll with it, like eating and heaven to heat on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's true too. That's so it's true too.
That's what I like, eating and heaven to heat on.
I don't know about you, all right. For Kevin Mure,
who gave up with another man, I gotta say Laura
almost called her ship meet.
Speaker 1: Laura crushed it. You didn't pay attention to half to stop,
so no, I wouldn't have got it anyway.
Speaker 4: I was trying to deal with Jamison in an uber
and basketball games and all that stuff.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 4: For Kevin for coming in early on a on a Thursday,
call it a Friday't know, Friday is a bad Friday.
Speaker 1: For Laura. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you on Monday.
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