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Speaker 5: Talking on the radio.
Speaker 2: It's time to do this.
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Speaker 3: All up on the Lady Hot Diggity Damn.
Speaker 5: The Dallas Mavericks got the number one pick in the
Speaker 5: NBA Draft. This is the world famous Ben and Skin Show,
Speaker 5: Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wad, Kevin Kat Turner, and Christina
Speaker 5: Little Baby corn Bread Ray all hands on deck today
Speaker 5: on a Tuesday to talk about the biggest news on
Speaker 5: the planet, and that is the Dallas Mavericks shocked the
Speaker 5: universe with a one point eight percent chance of getting
Speaker 5: the number one pick. They moved, They moved all the
Speaker 5: way up from eleven to number one, and in a
Speaker 5: draft and where there is absolutely an undisputable number one
Speaker 5: phenom talent Cooper flag, the Dallas Mavericks are gonna get him.
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 2: It's so unbelievable and so far Fetch actually cried when
Speaker 2: it happened like that. When they turned that, I was
Speaker 2: in a loud place so I couldn't hear. And when
Speaker 2: they turned it over and it said san Antonio Spurs,
Speaker 2: I screamed, We'll tell you the whole story in a second,
Speaker 2: because it involves being on the phone with Ben and
Speaker 2: we're both in public places. And I screamed, and I
Speaker 2: and I had tears running down my face because I
Speaker 2: just felt like a giant weight was lifted off my chest.
Speaker 2: It was unbelievable, so far fetched and so crazy. That
Speaker 2: anybody can do is say it's a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's so funny. You sent that text.
Speaker 4: Sir Roy had just gotten back and he's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, oh my god, I can't believe that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is everyone freaking out about? Because I
Speaker 1: totally forgot about the draft pick thing? And then I
Speaker 1: figured out oh, we got number one. That's cool, awesome.
Speaker 4: I had gone to support one of our fine franchises
Speaker 4: in the city of Arlington, who Texas Rangers.
Speaker 1: I liked to the Renegades and I met.
Speaker 4: I had even forgot, even though it was our last
Speaker 4: segment yesterday, that the draft lottery was happening, because I'm like,
Speaker 4: we're not going to get it. It's a two percent
Speaker 4: chance it's not gonna happen, so who cares, We'll figure
Speaker 4: it out later. So I find out going up because
Speaker 4: I've got a hot dog halfway down the mouth what
Speaker 4: and started choking. Then I had to get CPR administered
Speaker 4: to me in section one thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Let's let's do this.
Speaker 2: Let's let's tell the story in real time, okay, because
Speaker 2: we do our last segment and then we all go
Speaker 2: about our business.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I had I was going to the mission impossible
Speaker 5: early screening yes which, by the way, I freaking loved it.
Speaker 1: Now embargo, I can't review it. We'll be able to
Speaker 1: review it. You just reviewed it.
Speaker 5: Loved it, they told me I could say I loved it.
Speaker 5: I said, loved going to the screen. I loved the
Speaker 5: process of going to the theaters. It watched in that imax.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was incredible. But is Tom Cruise
Speaker 5: in it? Yep, still in it. Can't review it though,
Speaker 5: and so so anyways, I took my son Max, and
Speaker 5: so he was coming from the prosperous line of border.
Speaker 5: I was coming from six to thirty five in the
Speaker 5: toll way. So I basically drove north parked his car.
Speaker 5: He jumped in my car, and then we drove all
Speaker 5: the way to North Park Mall. We got there a
Speaker 5: little bit early, and we're like, dude, are you hungry?
Speaker 5: Let's go to the food court. So we hit that
Speaker 5: Chipotle and we're at the food court and he goes,
Speaker 5: he goes, you know the the Lottos is happening tonight.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I know. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: know about it now. I was so down and defeated.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't okay, great that I wanted the
Speaker 5: Mavericks to tank and they wouldn't tank, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, they got the eleventh pick. Awesome. Did
Speaker 1: you ever? Did you have the Karl Havoc mask on
Speaker 1: food court? Just like had it on?
Speaker 5: My son goes go take that guy's tray, and I
Speaker 5: was like, what's that going to do for the greater goods?
Speaker 5: And so anyways, I'm like, this sucks, man, I don't
Speaker 5: even don't even look it up online.
Speaker 1: Let's just eat this meal and going And then my
Speaker 1: phone rings and it was skin yep, let me.
Speaker 2: It's interesting that you guys brought up Carl Havoc cause
Speaker 2: I went to dinner with my wife across the street
Speaker 2: from the Cinemark sixteen and Plano because we had tickets
Speaker 2: to go see Friendship Paul Rod Tim Robinson movie and
Speaker 2: so Paul Rod, your favorite gay porn star, Paul Rod,
Speaker 2: so Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson. And so we're sitting
Speaker 2: there at dinner and we'd finished up dinner and the
Speaker 2: place where at doesn't have a TV. But I wasn't
Speaker 2: even thinking about the lottery, and my homie text being goes,
Speaker 2: let's go get this number one pick. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh crap, they're about to do the lottery. And I
Speaker 2: looked across the parking lot from sixty Vines and I
Speaker 2: saw Whiskey Cake. I was like, I know they got
Speaker 2: a TV in there. So I go, come on, honey,
Speaker 2: let's tab out. We're walking across the parking lot and
Speaker 2: my wife goes, I don't I'm just gonna sit.
Speaker 1: In the car.
Speaker 2: I go, that's fine, I'll text you. I walk in there,
Speaker 2: I walk right up to the bar and the bartender goes, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: you're the guy, the MAVs guy, right skin whatever, And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, hey man.
Speaker 1: And he had a guy.
Speaker 2: He was a guy that had worked at a Pluckers before.
Speaker 2: I had met him once before. And then there was
Speaker 2: another guy that was just sitting there drinking. He's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen the MAVs. Actually my ex wife liked it
Speaker 2: better than I did. Nope, And so dark on the TV.
Speaker 2: They're getting ready to start, you know, showing the because
Speaker 2: the drawing happens and then they reveal it. And all
Speaker 2: they do is drawing for is the top four picks,
Speaker 2: and then everything else falls into line. So if you
Speaker 2: know what some of the the computations are, and you
Speaker 2: get to a certain point and a team's not there,
Speaker 2: you know they jumped somewhere in the top four. So
Speaker 2: I'm drinking a beer and the sound is not on.
Speaker 2: We're having casual conversation and I'm watching it and I
Speaker 2: see number eleven, the Portland trail Blazers, and I go.
Speaker 1: Holy yeah, we got a top four pick. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And so I'm in a bar area and now people
Speaker 2: are kind of prairie doging me, like what is that
Speaker 2: guy doing over there at the bar?
Speaker 1: What's this guy's deal? So I start pacing. I go,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 2: God, we got a top four pick. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we got a top four pick. And they still have
Speaker 2: to go down the line. So I called my wife
Speaker 2: and the cry. I go, honey, they got a top
Speaker 2: four pick. She goes, good, what are you going to
Speaker 2: be coming out to the car?
Speaker 1: I go, no, no, no, you should come inside. Come inside.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm not coming inside. I go, okay, I'll
Speaker 2: call you back. I was like, oh my god, who
Speaker 2: cares about this as much as I do? So I
Speaker 2: called Ben, I go, are you watching this right now
Speaker 2: or something like that?
Speaker 5: Are you aware of what's happening right now? And what
Speaker 5: did you say? I was like, no, what is happening
Speaker 5: right now? I said, the Mavericks got a top four pick.
Speaker 2: I was like, what, I go, do you Max? The
Speaker 2: Mavericks got a top four pick. The Mavericks got a
Speaker 2: top four pick? And I said, well, ware sick, is it?
Speaker 2: I said, yeah. I was like, where are we winning?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: What? What pick do they have?
Speaker 5: And You're like, they're coming back from a break, yes,
Speaker 5: And I was like, do you mind if we stay
Speaker 5: on with you and you walk us through it?
Speaker 2: So I kept the phone on my on my ear
Speaker 2: as in real time, I'm watching the lottery at Whiskey
Speaker 2: Cake and I'm giving Ben play by play.
Speaker 5: And we are sitting in the food park in North
Speaker 5: Park Mall, okay, and then they go number four, the
Speaker 5: Charlotte Hornets. I go, oh my god, we got a
Speaker 5: top three pick. Ben where the top three? We're in
Speaker 5: the top three. I'm immediately like, we got a top
Speaker 5: three pick. And I can sense that people are quietly
Speaker 5: eating in the food court or whatever and are starting
Speaker 5: to be like what is happening?
Speaker 2: And then everyone at Whiskey Cake is now watching me,
Speaker 2: and I am frantically pacing back and forth. Number three,
Speaker 2: the Philadelphia seventy six ers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're in the top two. We got
Speaker 1: a top two pick. We're in the top two. Whole
Speaker 1: food court looking at it, and then.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, if we don't get
Speaker 2: the top pick, Victor Wimbin Yama's pairing with Cooper flag.
Speaker 1: The league is over, like it's over.
Speaker 2: And then they turn the envelope and I see the
Speaker 2: Spurs logo and I swear to god, tears start coming
Speaker 2: down my face. I go, we got Cooper flag? And
Speaker 2: then Ben goes, what and then he hung up on me. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I didn't even know I hung up on him.
Speaker 2: I just was like in a state of shock and panic.
Speaker 5: I started screaming in the food court, and I like,
Speaker 5: I thought my son was I looked over at him
Speaker 5: and I thought it's gonna be so embarrassed because it
Speaker 5: was quiet. It was like being in a library, and
Speaker 5: it was so loud echoing throughout the walls of that
Speaker 5: huge open food court that I thought, oh no, they
Speaker 5: probably think there's something bad's happening.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: Public.
Speaker 5: But people are and the whole place is wildly looking
Speaker 5: at me at crazy and they're just like, what on
Speaker 5: earth is happening?
Speaker 1: Except one other table goes what we got covered flag?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I'm yelling across the whole booker
Speaker 2: we got we got the number one pick. The It's
Speaker 2: kind of I guess it's like the scene and when
Speaker 2: Harry met Sally where the lady's like, I'll have what
Speaker 2: he's having over there, because I mean, I'm freaking out,
Speaker 2: Like I am freaking out. And then we got to
Speaker 2: go see the movie, right, and so I was just
Speaker 2: getting ready to leave, and the bartender goes, I'll never
Speaker 2: forget the time skin Wade randomly walked into Whiskey Cake
Speaker 2: and we won the lottery. Yeah, And then I go
Speaker 2: out to my car and I tell my wife and
Speaker 2: she's looking at me. She goes, well, I'm happy for you,
Speaker 2: and I'm freaking out. We drive to the movie theater,
Speaker 2: go up to get our tickets. A guy walks up
Speaker 2: and just hugs me. I've never seen him my life.
Speaker 2: He goes, I can't believe this just happened. I go
Speaker 2: inside three other random people. We all hug Like I
Speaker 2: that sound Weezer covered toes, I'm hugging people at the
Speaker 2: movie theater that I've never met before.
Speaker 1: Because we're back. Because we're back, We're back. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 5: What it means. Don't go anywhere. In just over three minutes,
Speaker 5: let's pick this story up. The MAVs are getting Cooper flag.
Speaker 5: We'll discuss in just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere