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Speaker 1: We're gonna oh god, there's one. There's one hyperad takes
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Speaker 3: Man, sweating hard if you if you sweat too much,
Speaker 3: does it look like you're raining your raining and it
Speaker 3: looks like water?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Raining? It was like you're raining. It doesn't look
Speaker 1: like it's raining. You're rating. You're rating, that is.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Though, And I think it's right.
Speaker 1: It's not right because why because the only way when
Speaker 1: rain hits you and it's pouring on.
Speaker 3: You, it's raining on you. Right, yeah, But.
Speaker 1: Like so when you're sweating profusely, it can only look
Speaker 1: like it's rained on you.
Speaker 3: But what if you're sweating profusely on something, are you
Speaker 3: not raining on it?
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. If that ever happens, I think
Speaker 1: you dieing too Like what that's too much? That's the way.
Speaker 1: A few seconds you're dead, Like you can't you can't
Speaker 1: do that. If you start sweating so much, you're like
Speaker 1: a faucet. You're out the fight. You're out the fight
Speaker 1: pretty quick. I do want to see that though.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: I swear to God I've sweated like that.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I feel like I sweated, like
Speaker 4: when I was doing boxing training. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 4: closest I ever got to coming to be like I
Speaker 4: am raining right now.
Speaker 3: We've we've you played football. There were times after practice
Speaker 3: where I felt like I was out of liquid in
Speaker 3: my body, the like when you sweat to the point
Speaker 3: it starts drying on you and you're like, I can't
Speaker 3: sweat anymore.
Speaker 1: I need to drink water. Fat very dangerous, and especially
Speaker 1: with the coaches always made a point they're trying to
Speaker 1: make you mentally tough, so you couldn't drink when you.
Speaker 3: Finish, finish your lap first something, finish your droves, first.
Speaker 1: Period of weakness leaving the body, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to die idiots, And then you're.
Speaker 5: Not gonna have a fucking first basement.
Speaker 1: There's no programs anymore at first Baseman.
Speaker 5: I really don't know, Like I know quarterback and that's it?
Speaker 1: Running back? Is that a football? I should have played baseball? Burning? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the burning mac that's a running miss. Yeah, running back
Speaker 1: and quarterback and the back is the position. It's quarterback
Speaker 1: and running back are like I tried out for running
Speaker 1: like a defensive lineman. A racist copy I've heard.
Speaker 3: That you're running, you're running back. I try to be sure,
Speaker 3: so I try to be short.
Speaker 5: Is fine, he still has a back man run.
Speaker 3: I was just like, god, damn brod.
Speaker 1: I just had we had a racist cop coach. So
Speaker 1: he he didn't well, of course he didn't like the
Speaker 1: black Yeah, of course. It was like I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, he made a course. I have a cop.
Speaker 1: They made a white boy a running back in your school.
Speaker 1: They made well, so he was he was since he
Speaker 1: was he was a light skin hispanic, but I think
Speaker 1: he identified he was a copy identified with with the
Speaker 1: white you know he was. He didn't identify, so he
Speaker 1: he was like, as long as you are white, passing
Speaker 1: or just did it. I saw him visibly make so
Speaker 1: I started doing defense because I was like, fuck this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm kno going he's the offensive coach. Fuck him. And
Speaker 1: I started doing defense stuff and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do linebacker even I'm way too short for the linebacker,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. I was like, I'm a good
Speaker 1: fucking football player. I saw I was getting praised and
Speaker 1: I saw this guy make like visibly make like yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, did anybody else see that, like this
Speaker 1: guy just doesn't want me. And then at the end
Speaker 1: of our season, he actually at our banquet, he made
Speaker 1: us statement saying, yeah, I just want to apologize to
Speaker 1: I don't know if the he got his arm twisted,
Speaker 1: but he was like, I want to apologize for there
Speaker 1: was a maybe a little bit too hard on some people,
Speaker 1: and uh, maybe I should have put certain people in positions.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the what the fuck? Because
Speaker 1: there was this small Mexican dude, fastest motherfucker I've ever
Speaker 1: seen before. Should have been a wide receiver because you're
Speaker 1: so fight no one could beat him, didn't even he
Speaker 1: didn't even try him, didn't even I was like, he
Speaker 1: just hated him because he's too dark. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy that, like we're allowing and I think
Speaker 1: it is our problem that we didn't. We're not rats,
Speaker 1: like big a rat is the biggest bitch move you
Speaker 1: can do.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, but unfortunately sometimes you gotta make moves to make.
Speaker 1: Somebody should have because he probably would have been fired
Speaker 1: if we would have complained.
Speaker 3: The problem is rats their rats, then they're scared about
Speaker 3: being rats. If you are a rat, then you stand
Speaker 3: on business you're like, yeah, I told.
Speaker 1: So what Let's put it this way. Let's put it
Speaker 1: this way. This one guy, so this dumbass brought a
Speaker 1: taste of the school. And then you know we're being
Speaker 1: even to bring a we're being tased in the locker room.
Speaker 1: It was I got tas. I know what it feels
Speaker 1: like to be tased, and it's it's it's weird because
Speaker 1: it's it feels like a hot pinch.
Speaker 3: Like you're like, it's the you know, the the It
Speaker 3: was crazy.
Speaker 5: Obviously, No, I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel like most people that's crazy. Most people have
Speaker 3: not been tasted. You're right, but you're like, not a
Speaker 3: you're not a dumb kid. Yes, you want like a
Speaker 3: dumb young person. You're like, I'm gonna play Halo, and like,
Speaker 3: I don't know learn how to know.
Speaker 1: I mean I was, I was a kid, and I
Speaker 1: did you want a dumb kid?
Speaker 4: I did crazy stuff like I climbed ship that I
Speaker 4: shouldn't have climbed.
Speaker 1: But like I never like I've been pretty cautious for
Speaker 1: a Yeah, well but that's a niche Like somebody somebody
Speaker 1: bringing like a dumb weapon like that.
Speaker 4: So what happened I never fucked around with tastes. I
Speaker 4: never fucked it like you. I knew kids who would
Speaker 4: like bring matches. I'm a fucking around with you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: She's like, that's so light. I know, the matches is
Speaker 3: so bag.
Speaker 5: Matches is fine.
Speaker 4: But like I've seen people just like like dude, my
Speaker 4: my aunt or my mom told me the story of
Speaker 4: my Hona. She like went under a bed and lit
Speaker 4: matches and he like caught the bed on fire and
Speaker 4: burned down a fucking building.
Speaker 5: It was just like, well, I'm not fucking around with matches.
Speaker 1: Really, that's like hyper stupid, that's like hypers.
Speaker 3: I've done dumb shit, right. That's why now I'm so
Speaker 3: opposed to doing dumb ship where I'm like because now
Speaker 3: I have the valady where I'm like, I know, like
Speaker 3: my kid will be like I want to do this,
Speaker 3: Like look, man, I know that's stupid.
Speaker 1: Why because done it was the dumbest thing, the dumbest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. It wasn't It wasn't that like
Speaker 1: I might have mentioned this on the podcast before where
Speaker 1: my my private elementary school, Uh, the teacher she bought
Speaker 1: toys for us so we play like after you know
Speaker 1: the classes or whatever, and I took the barbies, at
Speaker 1: least one of them, and then on the brick wall,
Speaker 1: I scratched its tits off, and I thought it was
Speaker 1: so funny. I thought it was so fucking funny, just
Speaker 1: scratching the tips out.
Speaker 5: It's such a psychotic thing to see.
Speaker 1: It was that kid do that. I definitely wasn't doing it, Like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I was laughing.
Speaker 3: There's nothing like evil about you. You're just like you're
Speaker 3: like a kid drawing a picture in your possessor.
Speaker 4: Like he's he's giggling as a child at Barbie titless
Speaker 4: as he's scratching him off with a sharp blaze.
Speaker 1: That's not how I remember it, but you know, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe from a different perspective, I need to talk to
Speaker 1: my well, if she's dead, my teacher's dead. But she
Speaker 1: was a big woman and diabetes claimed her fast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that that fucking I guess. The craziest thing that
Speaker 1: one kid did was bring the taser. My point was like,
Speaker 1: nobody rat it on this guy. He was tasing people.
Speaker 1: And then but then there was this one other, this
Speaker 1: the bully dude. This dude died too, but he did
Speaker 1: kind of you know, he's one of those people. It
Speaker 1: was like karma, you know. Yeah, he started taking the
Speaker 1: taser and he's tall and he start going and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, one of the coaches saw and then
Speaker 1: but nobody said anything, but one of the coaches like,
Speaker 1: I'm not blind. I saw you snap snapping and.
Speaker 4: Not like I like that immediate but ice breaker to
Speaker 4: the conversation, I'm not blind.
Speaker 1: I snapped snap because we're all like, oh yeah, we're
Speaker 1: all we clearly could have been like, yeah, that nigga
Speaker 1: was tasting us and that guy and ship got crazy.
Speaker 3: We're all like, and you guys catch light. That's the
Speaker 3: dumbest thing you guys.
Speaker 1: Ever done, is oh yeah, I imagine I've done really
Speaker 1: a small city. Yeah, of course I've done a lot
Speaker 1: of risk.
Speaker 3: I was in a small city too, but it was
Speaker 3: a small city full of and he put a micro
Speaker 3: and no, I've never heard animals.
Speaker 1: That's something I can never.
Speaker 3: Say I done.
Speaker 1: Didn't.
Speaker 4: He says that, but he doesn't consider cat's animals.
Speaker 3: But just barely that's true, Like, dolphins aren't animals. I
Speaker 3: bash the dolphins had in with my fist.
Speaker 1: Well, dolphins on animals A fish Dunton.
Speaker 3: Time out let me just passed that up. But but
Speaker 3: like I did SHIP Like it's literally I llegal. I
Speaker 3: can't say like I've done SHIP Like it's like this
Speaker 3: is so stupid, Like I had to testify once, like
Speaker 3: that's how much the dumb shit I've been involved in.
Speaker 3: It's like this is out of pocket. And now I
Speaker 3: look back on it and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: was I doing.
Speaker 1: It's true, I definitely am aware a lot of weird
Speaker 1: shit that has happened, but I was not adjacent to it.
Speaker 1: Me being one of the only black kids in my
Speaker 1: city was already enough for me to not fuck around
Speaker 1: as much because already I had to innocently explain. So
Speaker 1: I'm in middle school and I'm with my my black
Speaker 1: friend Cameron. We're like, hey, let's go back to our
Speaker 1: elementary school. Just check it out toe what it looks like.
Speaker 1: And then there was a gardener just doing some shit
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, yeah, we used to go to
Speaker 1: the school. And they're like, oh, okay, all happy and shit,
Speaker 1: and the cops show up like five minutes later, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the problem. Hey, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you to sit down the curve and I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: you know? It got a little nothing happened, but it
Speaker 1: got a little tense, and my mom and had explained
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, you know, hey it was there was one
Speaker 3: time where someone broke into a house. You were all
Speaker 3: made up from there, all of our friends, no aps.
Speaker 3: Never I would. That's that's how you get killed where
Speaker 3: I'm from, that's how you get killed. Someone has a gun, someone.
Speaker 1: Will kill you. I thought you said you broke into
Speaker 1: a house.
Speaker 3: Someone broke into a house. Someone broke into a house.
Speaker 3: Some we and got gotcha, gotcha, Jalen and I. So
Speaker 3: it wasn't even where I was at. It was down
Speaker 3: in a development by where I lived, but I was
Speaker 3: up in like the upper area, like I lived on
Speaker 3: an area called like Merriott Boulevard, where like the boulevard
Speaker 3: was like way like miles down is where I live.
Speaker 3: Further up is where like all the shopping centers are
Speaker 3: and everything in that area. We were all meeting there,
Speaker 3: all of our friends meeting because we're gonna go so
Speaker 3: someone's house do something. I think it was for E
Speaker 3: three because we were going at Christ's house. I think
Speaker 3: that was the kind of tradition we would go to
Speaker 3: a Christias house for e three. Uh, they stopped Jalen
Speaker 3: and I and questioned us, while they didn't stop our
Speaker 3: friend Joe or friend Marco, but they stopped Jaalen and I.
Speaker 3: They walked by and they were like, what are you guys?
Speaker 3: Where were you guys? A few seconds ago? We were
Speaker 3: like in panera bread, Like what's going on? And I
Speaker 3: knew I was getting getting.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I start speaking of that spars poonero.
Speaker 1: That sounds foreign, that sounds like, that sounds like a weapon.
Speaker 1: He's got a gun.
Speaker 3: But literally, I had to like, not you can't show
Speaker 3: them aggressing like that because they're already fucking crazy. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, they're begging for you to do something,
Speaker 3: Like all right, they're do anything. And I saw Jaalen
Speaker 3: cracking and I was like, Jayleen, really don't be smart
Speaker 3: like that, like just tell them what's going on, Like hey.
Speaker 1: Where do you do's? Like they were like, hey, where
Speaker 1: do you live? Right?
Speaker 3: And I showed them my ID and where I lived
Speaker 3: this money area, so I was like, I live right
Speaker 3: here and like, oh yeah, go get out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh You're like okay, cool.
Speaker 1: You're what are the good ones.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, cool? Remember I came in a
Speaker 3: panera and told you, like right after.
Speaker 1: I was not listening to you.
Speaker 3: Of course you aren't. You're gonna suffer and you're gonna
Speaker 3: need and I'm gonna ignore. Yeah, place, I've never done it.
Speaker 3: I'm always there for people I hate.
Speaker 1: It's not concerned as I especially then I hated it.
Speaker 1: I was like, good, why, oh my god, that's so
Speaker 1: funked up. Why did they kill him? He called him?
Speaker 1: It's me. I was a fucking fox. All this is somewhere,
Speaker 1: there's a tall black man. There's some black being black.
Speaker 1: But like and then Jalen got caught and you willlogized
Speaker 1: to orryh.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. I'm told
Speaker 4: them the funny one was innocent, so insane, You're just
Speaker 4: like I'm just like, what the fun.
Speaker 1: This whole time? Great?
Speaker 4: Like I told I would hate you, well, yeah, like
Speaker 4: I would hate anybody that called the police.
Speaker 1: Swatted his own apartment just to try.
Speaker 3: To get you killed.
Speaker 6: That is, but that would be fucking That is manner.
Speaker 6: That is so insane. That is like why get that?
Speaker 6: That is like the guy throws a malt off away
Speaker 6: that's my favorite. I love playing like video games to.
Speaker 1: Put put on like uh, put on like like a
Speaker 1: trainer on, like infinite health or something, and just start
Speaker 1: like you do. You just do like Kamakazi stuff like
Speaker 1: just throw the maltop straight down and kills everyone, but
Speaker 1: you'll be fine. Or take a rocket launcher to your
Speaker 1: feet and then it kills everyone. But get it's insane.
Speaker 3: That that's a reflex of mine in games, I'm like
Speaker 3: grenade right at the floor.
Speaker 1: I love doing that. There's something about like if you
Speaker 1: this is I'm not talking for PvP purposes because I
Speaker 1: don't cheat, but like say, if I'm just doing like
Speaker 1: a PV thing, there's something more satisfying about killing everyone
Speaker 1: when you should have died and then you're still fine.
Speaker 1: There's something about it that just makes it so funny to.
Speaker 3: Be I because of me being kind of a shitty
Speaker 3: person in base or instinct. I love knowing that if
Speaker 3: cheating will make someone so angry, I someone putting their
Speaker 3: personality and like winning stuff and then them not winning
Speaker 3: is funny. It is I'm sorry to say, it's really
Speaker 3: it's like whenever you like when I played back, I
Speaker 3: played basketball, thrived off that feeling of like, oh, this
Speaker 3: person is the big man, I'm gonna back him down
Speaker 3: and screw on him. Or versus the person's the guard,
Speaker 3: I'm going to run the guard down and then drive
Speaker 3: the lane on it. It was just it would just
Speaker 3: make me feel good.
Speaker 5: When he's to play based. I would run with the bat.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, you know, you can't straight.
Speaker 1: Can't the first basement one hand cracking and just walk
Speaker 1: around with it. For some reason, it always gets a
Speaker 1: home run, like no one can touch. He's so fast.
Speaker 4: You watch the replay and it's literally like it's it's
Speaker 4: not even I'm not even running. I'm just like inching forward,
Speaker 4: like like lunging kind of. So no one has the
Speaker 4: balls to come up to me with the ball. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't even I would bunt it. Someone tries to throw
Speaker 4: the ball and you hit it away with your bat.
Speaker 4: You walk through the baits.
Speaker 1: That do that.
Speaker 5: No, you can't, that would be you do that.
Speaker 3: I feel like I fit sorry, I feel like you
Speaker 3: can't do that, but no one's done that to not
Speaker 3: be able to do.
Speaker 1: Because you can't bring the bat with you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess you can't swap the ball away technically, because
Speaker 1: the ball has to beat someone has to be in
Speaker 1: possession of cag you but like catch it, you fucking
Speaker 1: I guess you could because I have seen I don't
Speaker 1: know what I was watching, but I have seen somebody
Speaker 1: throw the ball at like you know, you're you're, you're
Speaker 1: too far away to actually tag them. But then they
Speaker 1: throw the ball at the person and it's like it
Speaker 1: was one of those last ditch efforts of panic. They panic,
Speaker 1: so then they threw the ball at the person and
Speaker 1: it's like, yo, that's that's in the back of their
Speaker 1: head explodes. It'd or like the you you take the
Speaker 1: glove off and then throw it at them. I was like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't that doesn't that technically there's still a little sweat
Speaker 1: on the glove, you know that technical count To me,
Speaker 1: I think that's how baseball would be much more. Handoff's
Speaker 1: a there's a countdown now for for hitting the in
Speaker 1: in I guess in Major league baseball, where there's a
Speaker 1: certain amount of time you have to now like actually
Speaker 1: bat and swing or whatever, because it used to just
Speaker 1: be you know, they would take their sweet time, all
Speaker 1: right here, ball strike whatever it is, and then after
Speaker 1: crashing their ass they'd be sucking people off and then
Speaker 1: all right, now I'm reset alrighty like so now there's
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time. It might be like something
Speaker 1: like fifteen seconds or always thought, that's crazy. It's so much.
Speaker 1: It's so much better for pacing because I only look, man,
Speaker 1: if you like baseball, bless you, that's great.
Speaker 3: It's play. It's really not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need uh. The highlights are fine. I like
Speaker 1: watching highlights on baseball because.
Speaker 5: It throws a ball and it breaks a bird in half.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, but it is it is kind
Speaker 1: of interesting. It is crazy. Seeing the bird explode is
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Yeah, it is kind of interesting.
Speaker 4: Knowing that people can but knowing that people can throw
Speaker 4: a baseball that fast, that like where it's like they're
Speaker 4: throwing like ninety miles an hours.
Speaker 3: Christ and then these.
Speaker 1: Birds just unlucky as birds in the world just happen
Speaker 1: to be flying birds.
Speaker 3: Birds integrity is so bad, like they're so they're so
Speaker 3: not durable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they got hollow ass bone.
Speaker 3: They also can fly, so you gotta give up, you
Speaker 3: got to give a take, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's that's definitely the buff buff and
Speaker 5: d buff.
Speaker 4: Oh you have no gravity is no concern to you
Speaker 4: because the wind will also break you because your fucking
Speaker 4: bones are that thin and frail and dumb and game like.
Speaker 3: There is Thanksgiving right we were I was, we were
Speaker 3: at our fronts. We were at the Airbnb for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 3: and literally I saw an animal just move at the
Speaker 3: worst moment.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Uh? Or Paul's dog, like Smokey backed up and for
Speaker 3: some reason the dog was like now I walk And
Speaker 3: I was like, why did it do?
Speaker 1: Like why did it do that? Yeah? I was looking
Speaker 1: at I looked at that situation. I was like, why
Speaker 1: did dog do that? Why?
Speaker 3: Why did That's like watching cats touch fire. I saw
Speaker 3: a fucking like hour long compilation of that. We're just
Speaker 3: looking at fire and they're like wow, and it went
Speaker 3: off and I'm like why that? Because I was like,
Speaker 3: it can't be that much. It can't like, this can't
Speaker 3: happen so often when it kept happening with different cats.
Speaker 1: There are billions of cats on the planet, so billions
Speaker 1: a safe number, right, Yeah, I've imagine billions.
Speaker 3: I would say millions, not billions.
Speaker 5: There's definitely more cats than people.
Speaker 1: I would say, so like easily. Yeah, for sure right,
Speaker 1: Like I would say, I'm not crazy, especially because how
Speaker 1: much they can breed. Yeah, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: would have to just buy suret. Just imagine how many
Speaker 1: humans there be if we could breed like that.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I agree. I agreed simply on numbers. They
Speaker 3: definitely their birth rate is way higher and their incubation
Speaker 3: rate is about how many cats are on the plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I mean, there's definitely gonna be a rough
Speaker 1: estimation there obviously, is just like people somehow know how
Speaker 1: many ants are roughly on the planet, which makes no
Speaker 1: sense to me. Like ruefully ants can have this meaning
Speaker 1: and their colonies in this I'm like, nigga, you don't
Speaker 1: know shit about one billion. It makes only one six
Speaker 1: million to one billion of cats.
Speaker 5: Well, it's hard to pinpoint the exact number of cats.
Speaker 4: The Ecologic The Ecology Global Network estimates there are between
Speaker 4: six hundred million to one billion cats in the world.
Speaker 1: Mmm, I don't know about that, man. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: it's I feel like there'd be much more.
Speaker 4: I guess there are places where they can't live. There's
Speaker 4: those are places that people can't live either.
Speaker 1: But that's the interesting thing. It's like usually people bring
Speaker 1: their stupid pets and places that they shouldn't be and
Speaker 1: like make them live miserable lives.
Speaker 4: I think the ideas that like I don't, don't certain
Speaker 4: places eat them do, Like wouldn't there be like a farm,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: They're not. Maybe they're just because maybe that doesn't because
Speaker 1: does that count? Like say, if you're going to say
Speaker 1: how many cows are on the planet, do they count
Speaker 1: the slaughter house things?
Speaker 5: I have to right, I feel like.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really know.
Speaker 3: I just think I agree that there are a lot
Speaker 3: of cats born all the time, but I think they
Speaker 3: have probably have like a way higher mortality rate on average.
Speaker 5: They probably die immediately.
Speaker 3: Not to mention that, I feel like humans can alter
Speaker 3: their terrain to live anywhere, you know, opposed to cats
Speaker 3: just can't.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, they just but they bring the cats. Like
Speaker 1: I'm InLu I was in Delphi right in Greece, and
Speaker 1: it's like fucking freezing. It's not a real place. Sounds
Speaker 1: so fake. Well it used to be like you know,
Speaker 1: that used to for some reason, that used to be
Speaker 1: like this in in there in Greece. They used to
Speaker 1: be the center of the universe. And I'm like how
Speaker 1: arrogant are you guys? It's pretty cool, but uh they
Speaker 1: it's freezing there, right, It's like it's no place for
Speaker 1: a cat. And then all of a sudden, cats everywhere,
Speaker 1: the cats of their tails are like almost frozen. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is awesome. I love this.
Speaker 3: I love these things.
Speaker 1: Why I saw a.
Speaker 4: Video of like people going through like the French catacombs.
Speaker 4: It was a cat there, Like, here's a cat in
Speaker 4: the fucking catacomb.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, get out of there, kiddy.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what you're gonna say?
Speaker 3: No? I just like, of course, okay, why would they
Speaker 3: not be there? There are cats and tunnels in random places.
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna say it because it's the catacombs. Well,
Speaker 4: and I rolled my eyes in advance.
Speaker 3: I pretty much made itself and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: too often.
Speaker 4: Anyway, do we get the questions that's not really much
Speaker 4: to talk about. We're recording this kind of day after
Speaker 4: we recorded, do you talk about I was a little bit,
Speaker 4: oh Marvel rivals. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: like it really at all. I I I feel like
Speaker 4: it's it. It's kind of the thing that bothered me
Speaker 4: about Overwatch when I first played it, actually is that
Speaker 4: like Overwatch feels like a game development studio's first first
Speaker 4: person shooter. Like it feels like this is their first
Speaker 4: time making this, and there are some characters that feel
Speaker 4: kind of okay, but like mostly it kind of like
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna play an FPS, there's like probably like
Speaker 4: a good twenty other ones that I'm going to pick
Speaker 4: before this, Yeah, for sure. And I feel like Marvel
Speaker 4: Rivals has this that kind of quality to it where
Speaker 4: it almost feels like you ever play Smite. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: feels like Smite in a way that's like kind of
Speaker 4: annoying because if it was Smite, I wouldn't mind it,
Speaker 4: But it's kind of it's it's like wearing the skin
Speaker 4: of Overwatch in some way, And so that kind of
Speaker 4: like Overwatch is a little bit more free form, like
Speaker 4: you have a little bit more freedom in how you
Speaker 4: do there's more physics at play, like Pharah could like
Speaker 4: bounce you, and like movie, I feel like there's not
Speaker 4: really a lot of that going on, and so because
Speaker 4: of that, it feels rigid.
Speaker 1: It feels like very.
Speaker 5: Rigid and like kind of I don't know how to
Speaker 5: describe it.
Speaker 4: He was watching me play it a little bit earlier,
Speaker 4: and it's just like the movement speed is is weird,
Speaker 4: and I don't know if the movement speed would be
Speaker 4: that annoying if there, if I could at least expand
Speaker 4: the fov but expanding the FOVU doesn't help because it's
Speaker 4: the third person game, so like it doesn't Actually that
Speaker 4: actually wouldn't help.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's a weird games.
Speaker 1: I think in games a lot where there's uh, there
Speaker 1: is superpowered people, there's a lot of slow movement that
Speaker 1: I wish they just sped the movement of things up
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: But in doing that, you would have to alter the
Speaker 3: map design as well, because you can't map movement and
Speaker 3: map design are like them.
Speaker 1: They are, they're the same. I understand that, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it was one of the reasons why this
Speaker 1: is my Because you're you're right about that, but I
Speaker 1: feel like why I was so good at sprinting the
Speaker 1: map Rusted Modern Warfare two is because that wasn't designed
Speaker 1: for how fast you can move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's enough. Fine.
Speaker 1: I love shit like that to where I'm kind of
Speaker 1: a I'm kind of psychotic in my and in the
Speaker 1: way that I want. I need you to be way faster.
Speaker 1: I need like I think I'm broken from like Killer
Speaker 1: and Stink and Marvel's Captain too, so where even when shooting,
Speaker 1: I would put the sliders all the way up my
Speaker 1: movement speed and so I'm like, fucking now, I'm not
Speaker 1: like those retar You know, you've seen some of those
Speaker 1: compilations where the people are like and then it's just like.
Speaker 5: You're complation and I'm like hyperventilating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the I don't do that ship,
Speaker 1: But I just like getting a point in a point
Speaker 1: B and then like say just a quick like ha ha,
Speaker 1: and then I could kind of lunge with like certain
Speaker 1: perks or whatever, and infinite infinite sprint would be like
Speaker 1: that ship that I would always I just want to
Speaker 1: be a little bit faster than the average person if
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: When you're moving fast, it helps you engage, like you
Speaker 3: you feel like there's more happening because you're seeing more
Speaker 3: move past you, so it's engaging you.
Speaker 1: What do you think would happen if, like say, they
Speaker 1: just everybody was just sped up a little bit in
Speaker 1: Marvel Rivals?
Speaker 3: Do you think people get said, I don't think it
Speaker 3: would ruin anything really, I think it would give.
Speaker 5: It would give you probably just have to increase the
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 3: Melee people should have moved faster. I think people that
Speaker 3: are mainly oriented in general in games need to have
Speaker 3: better movement speed. I think that should be a thing. Well,
Speaker 3: Ben in general, I think it'll there's a there's gonna
Speaker 3: have to be give a take with it. Have to
Speaker 3: give probably people that are sort of support characters more
Speaker 3: health to be.
Speaker 1: Able to deal with them moving.
Speaker 3: But then but then if they have more health, people
Speaker 3: have more health, then they're probably what they're healing rate
Speaker 3: is probably gonna go down a little. It's it's you know,
Speaker 3: it's like a slide upgrading in this. How to put
Speaker 3: this back in something balancing? Yeah, you know so, I
Speaker 3: think it's there could also be improvement. I like my
Speaker 3: rivals a lot. You brought up one thing that I
Speaker 3: agree with, impact on hits. Need more impact on hits.
Speaker 3: But that's every hero shooter in general. The impact on
Speaker 3: hits they don't feel right. They give you the auditory thing,
Speaker 3: but they don't give you.
Speaker 1: Like a visual there's not a visual feedback on you.
Speaker 3: But granted like it's oftentimes where there's like a long
Speaker 3: distance between people, which I still think it should be
Speaker 3: more like Captain America punching somebody. You need that you
Speaker 3: need to feel more of that hit, you know, more
Speaker 3: of a reverb and like reverb more of a an
Speaker 3: aptic means of feedback. Where Captain America hits somebody, it's
Speaker 3: more of a more of a feeling behind it. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 3: And I guess you have to do that with sound.
Speaker 3: I guess as it does.
Speaker 4: As it's as it is right now, it kind of
Speaker 4: feels like animations are happening, but they're not actually like
Speaker 4: connecting to anything that they're happening to, and there's like
Speaker 4: a disconnect there.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: For me, Like movements just kind of important, Like even
Speaker 4: if it's I don't even necessarily need it to be
Speaker 4: like fast, but like I need to if I'm game,
Speaker 4: feel is super important and so like moving a character left,
Speaker 4: right forward back there. It's hard to describe because it
Speaker 4: really is just like a feeling. But like there's rigidity
Speaker 4: and then there's fluidity, and like that's a game where
Speaker 4: like it just it kind of feels just really rigid.
Speaker 4: I like to know that like if I'm like going
Speaker 4: down an incline and I jump because I'm at an incline,
Speaker 4: it's going to push me a little bit further. But like,
Speaker 4: that's not real here because there's no actual physics in
Speaker 4: the game. Like I don't think there's anything there, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is in the game exactly,
Speaker 3: but I think in that instance that doesn't exist, right,
Speaker 3: that the momentum physics doesn't really exist there, because there's
Speaker 3: games like I'll go Destin, right, but it's a bunge
Speaker 3: of games obviously, but Guessing has a lot of game physics.
Speaker 3: But there's points where Destiny gets too fast movement wise
Speaker 3: where it's like this is a problem. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 3: when you play as the tight end.
Speaker 1: Well I agree, but I do agree.
Speaker 5: It's it's breaks problematic sometimes.
Speaker 3: Because there's like if you're playing uh what you call trials,
Speaker 3: and you do in the one where you have to
Speaker 3: capture points, the Titan gets there way before everybody else,
Speaker 3: Like well, you're like, all right, cool, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: gonna run, slide, dash, charge, and then I'm going to slide,
Speaker 3: slam and hit the ground and I'm here ready, and
Speaker 3: everybody else like, I'll get there tomorrow.
Speaker 5: You know, I will say, I didn't know, not.
Speaker 3: A problem exactly. If it's if it's you know, if
Speaker 3: it's balanced, you know, if they move that fast. Other
Speaker 3: people have to have something that allow them to be
Speaker 3: able to do something.
Speaker 5: I didn't know about the auto swing. It's where that
Speaker 5: would be.
Speaker 4: It's weird that that would be, Like why why would
Speaker 4: that be the way it works by default? I don't know,
Speaker 4: why would you have like the idea that, like, if
Speaker 4: I'm playing Spider Man and I and I want a
Speaker 4: web swing, and then the default way is that it
Speaker 4: just automatically swings me forward, as opposed to like the
Speaker 4: intuitive way, which is, oh, I'm gonna shoot a web
Speaker 4: where I am, and that's the thing you have to enable.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to just being the default. That's weird to me.
Speaker 3: I think it is weird. I think there's a curve
Speaker 3: into do it because I'm learning. I'm still not good
Speaker 3: with it. I learned it like a few days ago.
Speaker 3: How you like it's it's above his shoulders, above his shoulders,
Speaker 3: it's up. He shoots the web up at something and
Speaker 3: he swings. But low his shoulders. He points out of
Speaker 3: place and he goes right there.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: So it's like the idea of you have to figure that.
Speaker 3: I still not I'm still not good at it. I'm
Speaker 3: been trying to practice it to get better with it.
Speaker 4: He's your best character right now, probably Cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the easiest one. He's pretty simple. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: he runs in, he's he dives and he dips out.
Speaker 1: So he dives, dips out, he throws a shot at you.
Speaker 1: He's kind of a suppose. He's a dive pretty much.
Speaker 1: So does everybody look like they're like.
Speaker 3: Hyper anime aesthetic? It fucking we be weird proportioned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the proportions are like that's the thing comics.
Speaker 3: Man, I agree with you, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 1: But I mean so I saw well some some are
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot. I don't know, man. I feel
Speaker 1: like most things nowadays are pretty even if they look
Speaker 1: roided out.
Speaker 3: They're stylized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely stylized. Yeah, I think it's smart. Wolverine looks insane.
Speaker 4: It's smart for them to be stylized, I think, so
Speaker 4: I just save them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, every better than Concord if I could just.
Speaker 4: It's not no, it's exactly it's concord is unstylized.
Speaker 1: My thing is I just if I can felt better
Speaker 1: balance out some of the proportions. That's really actually, I
Speaker 1: would say that's probably my biggest thing where I'm looking
Speaker 1: at some of these guys and I'm like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: just you know, maybe let's take down the arms a
Speaker 1: little bit. Let's just let's just like I just proportion.
Speaker 3: It's very comic book and anime at the same time,
Speaker 3: where it's like like the fact that Wolve Rain his
Speaker 3: hair does the thing as he gets hurt.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's fucking I think it looks good,
Speaker 4: Like as a visually, I think it looks great.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's it's smart.
Speaker 4: Think the character designs are really good too. Though it's
Speaker 4: smart that they designed it that way. It's smart that
Speaker 4: it looks that way. But I also feel like it's
Speaker 4: a lot of the enjoyment that people are having with it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do think it's it's not really finished.
Speaker 3: I would not be playing this game. I would try it, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't kaill on it. But the fact that
Speaker 3: this is something I love, like, oh yeah, I'm it's
Speaker 3: cool that it's a new game, Like, but I think
Speaker 3: the developers care, you know, I think they actually care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely doesn't.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like it doesn't feel empty or soulless,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It definite feels like they care.
Speaker 4: And then it's you know, it's it's cool. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: cool that there's just like a lot, there's a weird
Speaker 4: amount of games coming out, and like now I'm so
Speaker 4: annoyed that Indiana Jones is apparently like good, like a
Speaker 4: really great.
Speaker 5: That's so annoying to me.
Speaker 3: What makes me happy is about rifles. The last thing
Speaker 3: is that it's a game for fans of Marvel stuff.
Speaker 1: It's not an MCU thing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, stuff is in there, of course is obviously
Speaker 3: it has to be in there. It's so intrensively attached
Speaker 3: to Marvel universe now. But like me being a fan
Speaker 3: of Spider Man in his entirety, I get Spider Man
Speaker 3: real skins. Not everything's a homecoming thing. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Peter Parker is a grown ass man and it's thank
Speaker 3: fucking god. Oh they're using costumes that I remember seeing
Speaker 3: in the comic books. The Bombassic bag Man, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's like, Oh, that's fucking cool. The scarlet spider suit
Speaker 3: is in it, and I'm like, all right, this is
Speaker 3: I like this stuff because Marvel's turned a lot into
Speaker 3: the movies comics, opposed to the comics used to be
Speaker 3: movies of the comics.
Speaker 4: I just notice that iron Man is just definitely just
Speaker 4: doing a Robert and Junior impression.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's just become that.
Speaker 3: He's become Iron Man, and he's gonna become doomed too crazy,
Speaker 3: but it's gonna be sad.
Speaker 1: But I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I had a problem with I had a problem and
Speaker 1: oh I did say fuck I forgot I wanted to mention,
Speaker 1: so I put out I put out a review of
Speaker 1: the Bill Guard. Yeah, and it was a very I
Speaker 1: was watching all I was playing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I watched a bunch of it yesterday.
Speaker 1: So the thing is I I sloppily put it together
Speaker 1: because I don't give a shit about that channel at
Speaker 1: all anymore. And I kind of regret doing that now
Speaker 1: because I was thinking, like, oh, this moment, no one's
Speaker 1: gonna watch this. It'll just get like a couple of
Speaker 1: thousand people love game reviews. They get yeah, they do.
Speaker 1: I mean because even though the channel is dead, it
Speaker 1: was long. It got more views than I was expecting.
Speaker 1: But the problem is there was people who legitimately watched it,
Speaker 1: and I there was since I was rambling, I cut out.
Speaker 1: First of all, I cut out a half an hour
Speaker 1: worth of shit. Is it like an hour already?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: So, But the thing is I cut out some stuff
Speaker 1: too that so it made it. I was like, because
Speaker 1: I I fleshed out things like especially with the comment
Speaker 1: system line, and I was like, bro, no one gives
Speaker 1: a fuck about this. I was really out a certain point.
Speaker 1: I cut it out because I was thinking what am
Speaker 1: I doing? But there are some things that I cut
Speaker 1: out also that I made some mistakes within the review,
Speaker 1: and I said, I'm like, I don't have time to
Speaker 1: make an addendum. I'm I'm just gonna like mention some
Speaker 1: of the things in here, and if they want to
Speaker 1: listen to that. I was trying to get more people
Speaker 1: to come and listen to the podcast, you know, like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you guys want to hear the listen to episode
Speaker 1: two eighty five. And because there were some things that
Speaker 1: I got wrong that I wanted to mention and remind
Speaker 1: me when we're just talking about like so specifically, I
Speaker 1: thought this was the funniest thing, right, So, Lucanus a
Speaker 1: Spanish guy, I feel like I and I mentioned this
Speaker 1: in the review. I said that I think I have
Speaker 1: a bias that I just love any person that sounds
Speaker 1: like Antonio Banders, whether it's supposed to be appropriate or not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fun voice. Yeah, yeah, apparently it's right.
Speaker 1: And I said a Spanish speaker, I'm like, you, guys,
Speaker 1: can let me know if Lucanus sounds good or bad
Speaker 1: or anything like that. In Spanish speaker people were like, a,
Speaker 1: he sounds fucking stupid. And I'm like, oh, I understand,
Speaker 1: I understand, but I want to put out there that
Speaker 1: I'm aware that I'm ignorant in that in that in
Speaker 1: that in that area.
Speaker 3: Don't Spanish sounds stupid? Of like they sound stupid? Yes,
Speaker 3: they fucking sound stupid.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: I mean Spaniards sounds stupid. But I'm also Hispanic. I
Speaker 3: think that's why they sound the way they speak. They
Speaker 3: speak it.
Speaker 1: They speak Spanish like they better they I know. I
Speaker 1: know there's some of the listy ones I know there's.
Speaker 3: Something like fucking kill yourself.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if that's the entirety of Spain.
Speaker 3: No, it's nothing tidy, it's I don't. I really don't
Speaker 3: think it's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because Barcelona, right.
Speaker 3: Barcelona, That's what I say, and I understand they speak actual,
Speaker 3: Like the language we speak is not the same language
Speaker 3: they created.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's it's transformed.
Speaker 4: It's like we speak English, but like it's not like
Speaker 4: they speak the English speak English.
Speaker 1: We speak American.
Speaker 3: Better, they speak Spanish. We speak Spanish. They speaks span
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, so it's like.
Speaker 1: We speak a better English.
Speaker 4: Uh, as Americans and as Hispanics we speak we speak
Speaker 4: a cooler Spanish.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense, Like things evolving better. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like the beta version. It's like it's a
Speaker 1: pretty good foundation here. I think we get. I think
Speaker 1: you're stupid lists, I think I think of it like this.
Speaker 1: It's like when it comes to Spanish culture, music, creations,
Speaker 1: it's never from there. It's never from there. Everything is
Speaker 1: always from.
Speaker 5: Like that's true.
Speaker 3: Add Indio and Africano and it becomes better than whatever
Speaker 3: the fun they like, I don't know what but music
Speaker 3: the Spanish created. I don't know what their music is called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't either.
Speaker 3: I know this is also being ignored.
Speaker 5: I know Caribbean, I know Caribbean Spanish music. I know
Speaker 5: Mexican music.
Speaker 4: But I if I had to think about, like what
Speaker 4: a Spaniard Spanish song would be, like, I genuinely don't.
Speaker 1: Is that the one fucking song that like that was
Speaker 1: on what was that movie with the Desperado, the Antonio
Speaker 1: Banderas movie. I feel like probably probably a Mexican Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, it's like that famous fucking song.
Speaker 1: I think, I know, it's like the only song that.
Speaker 3: I know, and I think that's probably Mexican.
Speaker 1: You would probably that only song he knows and in
Speaker 1: that period.
Speaker 3: In general, and we look, look, any Spaniards out there,
Speaker 3: any of my any of my Spanish UH speakers out there,
Speaker 3: los ciento music spin But I'm willing to learn more
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say that in Spanish. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to learn Spanish.
Speaker 5: Learn how to say learn?
Speaker 3: Don't not learning Spanish?
Speaker 1: Learn sorry? Learn?
Speaker 3: So I don't know how to say want necessary led
Speaker 3: the music espaniel a lingo. Bro, you guys don't know anything.
Speaker 3: I at least know some of it.
Speaker 4: If you're saying it like in English, you're saying you're
Speaker 4: speaking Spanish and English.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to put it.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not using it. I'm not over accenting
Speaker 3: because I don't sound like that. That's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you wouldn't I'm speaking, you would.
Speaker 5: Speak Germany and go like fucking nine.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that crazy? So like what what's that? What's that?
Speaker 1: What's that's crazy? Movie?
Speaker 3: So I would love to learn more about it. But
Speaker 3: I know, I'm sure we have Spanish listeners zero about
Speaker 3: Spanish culture proper. I just know that you guys, I
Speaker 3: don't know drag us thailands. So I don't know people,
Speaker 3: not them, you know, it's not there, it's not it's
Speaker 3: not they're old. They're old people. Yeah, but the fast
Speaker 3: majority of you guys over there didn't do it wrong.
Speaker 3: So clarify that too, because that's a thing that happens.
Speaker 3: People like all this. It's like dude, Billy Bob over
Speaker 3: there that that lives in the South didn't do anything
Speaker 3: I heard that exists.
Speaker 5: I did hear I did hear that the beaches in Spain
Speaker 5: are crazy.
Speaker 1: I would love to go to, especially Jojo wants to.
Speaker 1: We always talk about, you know, things get too weird,
Speaker 1: just moving to Europe because she can live in any
Speaker 1: of the you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's all she gets that because of her
Speaker 3: being Yeah, so she's like, she was like, oh we
Speaker 3: can you know, we can move, she talked.
Speaker 1: She she means in Spain all the time. She's like Spain, Spain.
Speaker 1: And I was always like, oh, that seems pretty cool,
Speaker 1: good weather and everything. And then there was like a
Speaker 1: massive flood and I'm like, I was like, there was
Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of other big cities. There's
Speaker 1: a massive flooding. And I was like, floods are kind
Speaker 1: of cool about.
Speaker 3: I mean the halo ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not floods are dope because uh yeah there's water.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me get back to what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Let me go back to what I say. Then we're
Speaker 1: goet questions about on the subject. I only I was
Speaker 1: bringing this up because when we were talking earlier just
Speaker 1: about explanations, Uh, there are explanations for like certain things
Speaker 1: that happened, but that doesn't mean that they're inherently good.
Speaker 1: And to me, that's something that I feel like some
Speaker 1: people don't understand, because when I was watching people explain
Speaker 1: things about the Vailguard there would say there's an explanation
Speaker 1: for things happening, and that was satisfactory for them, and
Speaker 1: that drove me kind of nuts, because I would see
Speaker 1: people in the reviews saying things like I was complaining
Speaker 1: about whys in your your Inquisitor or your your great
Speaker 1: Warden the hero for Relden up north like to join
Speaker 1: you for the actual dire threat. Like if everything's being
Speaker 1: fucked up, the thing that's causing it are these fucking
Speaker 1: arch demons, right, and these fucking ancient elves Evenuurin or whatever.
Speaker 1: And so I would think the most important and the
Speaker 1: strongest people should be up there trying to fuck him up.
Speaker 1: And like I was seeing people saying, yeah, but they
Speaker 1: said that they're basically down south, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: is that a good explanation? Just just fucking saying that satisfaction.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I've watched I haven't fished a video yet, right,
Speaker 3: but I'm watching your video and I'm like, he's just hurt.
Speaker 3: He's just hurt. He's a hurt fan. I am a
Speaker 3: hurt man. It's like I'm watching it and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm hurting too, but he's just hurt. Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like watching someone like rage out and
Speaker 3: like the story is seeing like this guy's just hurting,
Speaker 3: like you shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 1: This, but he's crying. He's crying with his action. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my soul was very I mean, it's like you wait
Speaker 1: ten years for this ship and uh yeah, and like I.
Speaker 3: Agree with you on everything, but I'm just like so many.
Speaker 1: Made quotations about because I didn't even catch myself saying
Speaker 1: this where I said I was thoroughly talking about something
Speaker 1: and I said I did everything unfortunately, and I didn't
Speaker 1: catch myself saying that, But I guess when people are
Speaker 1: laughing at that, saying something like I did everything in
Speaker 1: the game unfortunately, because when you you couple that with
Speaker 1: like why would you unfortunately do everything? It was a funny.
Speaker 1: I was like, that is that is funny? Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hunts. I was just seeing a couple of
Speaker 1: people saying there was things like that. It was like that,
Speaker 1: you know how there's an explanation for the dark Spot
Speaker 1: on how they look unaimally people like, they look fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: It's explained, it is explained. So's it's just an art
Speaker 1: style difference. No, so it is the they've been tainted
Speaker 1: because of Gillanane. Gillanane, she's a crafter. She altered them
Speaker 1: and now they look really fucking stupid. And for some
Speaker 1: people it's satisfactory. The explanations for some reason is satisfactory.
Speaker 1: And to me it's like, no, it's not like they
Speaker 1: could have been altered and look cool. Imagine if they
Speaker 1: still look terrifying, you know. And so I was run
Speaker 1: into that a few times, and that actually kind of
Speaker 1: annoyed me a little bit to where I was thinking,
Speaker 1: some people are you can't accept this shallow fucking explanations
Speaker 1: where these people wrote the game. It's not a real
Speaker 1: life event where I was thinking about Uvaldi, where if
Speaker 1: someone explains that, so this is why I was thinking
Speaker 1: about a catastrophic events that really doesn't make sense, and
Speaker 1: when someone explains it to you, it's like that doesn't
Speaker 1: sound real, but it's real life. It is just a
Speaker 1: thing that happened in video games. They're controlling everything. They're
Speaker 1: writing it so they can make it make sense and
Speaker 1: be good. And so your hero, the Inquisitor, did not
Speaker 1: have to be down South, did not have to be
Speaker 1: down south.
Speaker 3: The fact I didn't have to the fact that the
Speaker 3: like the fact in general that the Gray Warden, who
Speaker 3: like he's legendarily strong now like he.
Speaker 1: Is, like he'd be he'd handle it himself.
Speaker 3: In fact, I'd probably think and the Warden after that,
Speaker 3: by the time you're done building him and doing everything
Speaker 3: in origins, he'd be like, oh, yeah, you guys can go.
Speaker 3: You go where I'm at and deal with that Brook.
Speaker 3: I will handle this by myself.
Speaker 1: And Rook is a Rook's a bitch. He's not a bitch,
Speaker 1: but he's not Rooks Inquisitor or the Great. But that's
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like comparatively, he's a bitch. He's completely unnecessary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the idea that and they said that they brought back
Speaker 1: the voice actors for the Inquisitor the Inquisitor. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they could have just went with you being continuing the
Speaker 1: Inquisitive story, especially since they were the one responsible for
Speaker 1: taking down Solace. And in matter I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into this was that this is more about, like say,
Speaker 1: there was a couple of yes, I know one thing
Speaker 1: I really want to bring it because this was a
Speaker 1: completely forgot about this, and it made me think about
Speaker 1: how much better Dragon Age Origins is. There's a part
Speaker 1: where there's this kids is possessed by a demon, and
Speaker 1: I forgot because my last playthrough, which was in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: I did what I normally didn't do and I had
Speaker 1: his mom be sacrificed, right, and so, but normally I
Speaker 1: forgot what the the good thing was that you can
Speaker 1: actually get the mages and the fucking the Templars or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck.
Speaker 3: Does that act too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, this is one like yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you can basically without there being a sacrifice, without
Speaker 1: there being a blood sacrifice, you can separate the kid
Speaker 1: from the demon. I forgot, and I was saying, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I wish Dukaness's side story was about separating him from
Speaker 1: the demon, but finding a way to do it without
Speaker 1: there being a blood sacrifice, and somebody reminded me that no,
Speaker 1: they literally did that in Origins, and so their explanation
Speaker 1: in Vailguard that like it can't be done without it
Speaker 1: being being the sacrifice was not even true. And I
Speaker 1: forgot about it, so I was thinking, well, wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be cool if they found a way to do it again?
Speaker 1: So odds what I was like, what they already did that?
Speaker 1: They literally already did that in origins. So I was
Speaker 1: just kind of complaining about Lucinda's side story was so
Speaker 1: cookie cutter about revenge instead of maybe being focusing on
Speaker 1: this demon thing.
Speaker 4: And I wonder what about how cool Algernon and gillan
Speaker 4: Ane were. O.
Speaker 1: Man, They're so fucking amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, the only thing that I know about Algernon and Gillane,
Speaker 4: like you say, al what's his name?
Speaker 1: I think it's argon On? Thing about that guy that
Speaker 1: was the book that ship is that shi It's so sad.
Speaker 3: That's such a sad short story.
Speaker 1: I never the only thing I liked about, of course.
Speaker 4: Flowers for Algernon, that ships, I was that was like
Speaker 4: Flowers thought gay.
Speaker 1: I thought flowers gay. And I never bothered to read it.
Speaker 1: That's why we were right now, what is it about?
Speaker 1: It's about mentally disabled person. But to Elvin Gods Algernon, I.
Speaker 3: Finished that were.
Speaker 1: No, go ahead, what is it aboud?
Speaker 3: I feel like mentally cat.
Speaker 1: Man that he was.
Speaker 3: He was very stupid, right, very dumb?
Speaker 1: I would I want to read that like very dumb,
Speaker 1: but well he was not very dumb.
Speaker 3: He was a mentally handle cat man, right, and they
Speaker 3: were developing some sort of pharmaceutical drugs that would be
Speaker 3: able to increase make him not retarded, and so yeah,
Speaker 3: actually literally because it's crazy mind right, But what happened
Speaker 3: is there was a little mouse called Algenon that they
Speaker 3: tested it on first, and it went from being like
Speaker 3: very high functioning, super functioning mouse to eventually started degrading.
Speaker 1: So is a Stewart little story or is this It's
Speaker 1: not so?
Speaker 3: So the story is pretty much from Algennon's perpective where
Speaker 3: he gets he goes from being very simple to very intelligent.
Speaker 1: But then it's the story of him slowly losing his
Speaker 1: intelligence and noticing it's happening he dies. Is this an
Speaker 1: origin of like of mice and men? Or what is this?
Speaker 1: Is this a prequel? And then George is like, you know,
Speaker 1: he he got he was retarded and then he got
Speaker 1: really smart and then he became retarded again.
Speaker 7: Which one? And it starts that is so what's annoying
Speaker 7: about me? And I can never remember like which one was?
Speaker 1: Which one, which is I literally did not expect I say.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is that I did not expect
Speaker 3: to say. I know that joke has been not said
Speaker 3: so many times, how dumb it is.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna make that joke.
Speaker 3: This is too obvious.
Speaker 1: And then us it's like, I actually it's funny because
Speaker 1: I actually don't know which one is George and Lenny
Speaker 1: is George is the retarded one, right, yeah, so he
Speaker 1: would be maybe not right.
Speaker 3: Or lady Lenny is the dumb one.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that one's not.
Speaker 3: The Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because he says, tell me about the rabbits, George, remember
Speaker 5: you say.
Speaker 1: Tell me about the the George, Lenny? Is that what
Speaker 1: he said?
Speaker 5: He says, Lenny him not something.
Speaker 3: Then the gun shoots Lenny, who shoots George the mouse mouse.
Speaker 1: George shoots retard if I remember correctly, the so Lenny,
Speaker 1: who was possessed by George sexually assaults and kills that woman.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 5: Right, it's all.
Speaker 1: God, Dragon Georgians is fantastic, and yeah, I just it
Speaker 1: still holds up, man, it really does.
Speaker 4: It's a shame they couldn't, you know, nail these sequels,
Speaker 4: especially because.
Speaker 3: I think I think I think what you call it
Speaker 3: a good game. I've never thought this was a bad game.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's just different. It's missing some stuff.
Speaker 1: For me, it's missing some things. But I did beat
Speaker 1: it at least three times. I know, I really enjoyed
Speaker 1: it by doing that, by completing the game three times
Speaker 1: all the way through and not being like, fuck, this
Speaker 1: espressly in the height of me this year. I beat
Speaker 1: it this again this year, and I'm throwing I'm putting
Speaker 1: aside games left and right that I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: not I'm just not good enough, not good enough.
Speaker 4: Well, there's yeah, I know what you're saying, but like
Speaker 4: it's it's also, yeah, that's a pretty long running franchise,
Speaker 4: and it's a shame that they just couldn't match it.
Speaker 4: Just it sucks because Mice and Men, does you know? Yeah,
Speaker 4: but the sequels.
Speaker 3: Absolutely two mice one man of.
Speaker 1: Men and mice, multiple men, one mice.
Speaker 4: Men and mices, mice and black, mice and mice, moose.
Speaker 1: And men two. Here comes the mice and black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gall might be it's mice and black. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Man mice out here being are you gonna are you
Speaker 4: gonna pay, Dragon Age and the Bailguard.
Speaker 1: Ever again, I can't. It's one of those things like why,
Speaker 1: you know, like there have.
Speaker 5: To be that's such a good answer.
Speaker 1: There'd have to be one of why. There would have
Speaker 1: to be some wild mods, like there would have to
Speaker 1: be some mods that essentially changed the game.
Speaker 4: I saw a mod where they like fixed Cai's forehead
Speaker 4: and I was just like, why couldn't they just do that?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: They they look so much better with just like with
Speaker 4: at least the forehead texture.
Speaker 1: Like lower down, lower down, you mega mine.
Speaker 3: There was they did the they did the remember it
Speaker 3: was the show on Netflix. They did the dragon Age
Speaker 3: like little animated sites and that is where I think
Speaker 3: they got the design of the canaries.
Speaker 1: I think so. Actually I did see that. It's in
Speaker 1: that show. I did see that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not the mess that we got, but a
Speaker 3: very like sort of very so.
Speaker 1: In the in the dragon Age show is actually like
Speaker 1: attractive Carlak, not Carla. What am I saying?
Speaker 3: Sorry, he looks like Karlak, that's the one. It's just yeah,
Speaker 3: he's red, she's big.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Tosh is clearly modeled after someone I
Speaker 1: don't know who, but that's someone Daniel Tosh I mean,
Speaker 1: probably would have been more attractive. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: Tash is modeled after someone who is just not I
Speaker 1: don't think they're I think I don't think they're not traditional.
Speaker 1: They're not super hot, you know what I'm saying. They
Speaker 1: picked somebody who they like. Oh I like your look.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to model you after this character.
Speaker 4: I really think they could be if they if it
Speaker 4: wasn't for the forehead. Man, I really think the forehead
Speaker 4: ruins these characters.
Speaker 3: Is that they look like humans remotely. I think that's
Speaker 3: the problem.
Speaker 4: Well, right, but there's a way to do that that
Speaker 4: looks appealing at the very at the very.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we've literally seen the character we keep talking
Speaker 3: about somebody. You know.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that I think what's the most frustrating about
Speaker 1: a lot of the Canari in this in the Vailguard
Speaker 1: is that some of the on Tom like the more
Speaker 1: uh dragon tribal fucking Canari, they actually don't look bad
Speaker 1: if you if you you get to see some of
Speaker 1: the some of them without their mask on and ship
Speaker 1: like that, And I was like, these guys look a
Speaker 1: little bit more menacing and reminiscent of the Canari of
Speaker 1: the prior game of of Inquisition and two. And I
Speaker 1: was just thinking, why didn't they just make why not
Speaker 1: just make them all look relatively like this and not
Speaker 1: some weird, smooth human Because there's one that you interact with.
Speaker 1: I forget his name, but like that guy looks that
Speaker 1: guy looks like a twig elf but with horns on.
Speaker 3: It bothers me so much because I think, I think,
Speaker 3: what makes them It's like making krogans look like people.
Speaker 3: It's like why.
Speaker 5: Krogan body but just like there's like a human face
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 1: Middle that is that looks like I don't even I
Speaker 1: can't really even conceptualize that.
Speaker 3: Actually, you guys probably have never heard of this, but
Speaker 3: the the fucking worm king and fucking dune laid out
Speaker 3: a second, that's what. That reminds me of a big,
Speaker 3: fucking monstrous creature with a human face and the.
Speaker 4: Human look them up. I want to see it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's that sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's man, there's a lot of things in there.
Speaker 1: But I just wanted to talk a little bit about
Speaker 1: some of the some of the things that got that
Speaker 1: I was I was kind of going so fast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that sucks.
Speaker 3: It's hot, that's beautiful. It's a fucking creature with human Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just going I was going like really
Speaker 1: fast and spout and stuff off was definitely really like hot,
Speaker 1: like highly annoyed and you know, your little small bullet
Speaker 1: points and then just kind of just going off on
Speaker 1: everything that I was thinking. So like, there were some
Speaker 1: things even in like older games that I got incorrect
Speaker 1: or I just wanted to offer an explanation where I
Speaker 1: saw some people saying things like, well there was an explanation,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3: Hard to do. It's hard to do that because I
Speaker 3: feel like people you have to when you're gonna give
Speaker 3: a review of something, you have to take a step back,
Speaker 3: an honest step back. When you're giving like an actual,
Speaker 3: like thorough review of something, you have to take a
Speaker 3: step back. And I feel like it's so hard to
Speaker 3: do that. When something you love is fucked up, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like, how do I give it? It's about this
Speaker 3: thing I love. I don't think that was objectively, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't think you were unobjective. I don't think you
Speaker 3: were unobjected. I don't think you were like like exactly,
Speaker 3: like how does what's the word like sort of like, uh,
Speaker 3: use inflammatory about what you were saying.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either to stay away from the
Speaker 1: layups of like people were like, you know, like.
Speaker 3: That that's that stuff is.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: But what happens is that it's like it's hard to
Speaker 3: just be like this is a problem, and then while
Speaker 3: you're thinking about talking about one problem, like but it
Speaker 3: all still pulls into this fucked up thing as well
Speaker 3: and this other fucked up thing, and you just you're
Speaker 3: like you're just surrounded by so many things about it.
Speaker 3: You don't like, it's hard for you to keep focused
Speaker 3: on the one thing you were talking about you started hating,
Speaker 3: you know, it just turns into like a fucking look.
Speaker 1: I said some nice things about the game too, I mean,
Speaker 1: everybody knows that the environments look good, but I was
Speaker 1: I was saying, like, soulis fucking I was to me,
Speaker 1: especially if you go back and look at Inquisition. I
Speaker 1: was like, actually, solas Is actually is actually better in
Speaker 1: this game. It's it's actually kind of interesting that there's
Speaker 1: a lot of times where Soulas just almost seems soul
Speaker 1: liss in Inquisition sometimes when you're talking about him, he
Speaker 1: looks like, I do not want to be here where
Speaker 1: he's just very like, oh yeah, things are happening, And
Speaker 1: this Soulas is like very serious, very whether he's being sarcastic,
Speaker 1: whether he's being hopeful or deceitful. I was just like, damn, this.
Speaker 3: Motherfuckerly was not bad of a guy, so Farming in
Speaker 3: the story, it's like this nigga didn't really do anything wrong. Well,
Speaker 3: keep watching, keep playing. I'm not done yet, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Well, so is. I mean, look at souls did. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of things that he did, and the biggest
Speaker 1: problem was him trying to correct the things that he
Speaker 1: mainly did to spite the the regular, the the eveneurs
Speaker 1: or whatever, to spite them, trap them, and then put
Speaker 1: up the veil, and then it made elves age. Now
Speaker 1: they're mortal, and now he's like, oops, my bad guys.
Speaker 1: Because of that the day list and you know, the
Speaker 1: elves have been subjugated, they've been oppressed, and now I
Speaker 1: want to fix this by tearing down the veil, but
Speaker 1: which will destroy the world. And I'm like, my guy,
Speaker 1: now they come up with this minimal dam it just
Speaker 1: like chill. They come up with the solution, which is
Speaker 1: the thing that annoys me is that I'm like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you do this?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Why was this? The ending felt fine, but also it
Speaker 1: was kind of like, negro was this? The good? Ending
Speaker 1: is like, you're going to attach the veil to yourself?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck? Look, I know you don't care, you
Speaker 1: know you have no The only reason I because I've
Speaker 1: asked you to like finish the game. Fish, I don't
Speaker 1: you're not good because I wanted to talk to you
Speaker 1: about it. But really I started thinking about it was
Speaker 1: like Marvel Rivals coming out, other stuff to start coming out,
Speaker 1: like don't don't worry about it, dude, don't don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. I just don't even worry about it, dude.
Speaker 1: I really don't think you shouldn't nobody should be forced
Speaker 1: to do anything unless it is one hundred percent like
Speaker 1: your job or you're gonna get fired. This is like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I wanted I want you to share my rage.
Speaker 3: I want you to be hurt like me.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I don't, no fucking whatever, dude. It's
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just I told people to check out
Speaker 1: two eighty five so I can just give a little
Speaker 1: bit of a things in there, because I feel like
Speaker 1: there's some stuff in there that people were like, oh actually,
Speaker 1: But also I didn't feel like they were being arrogant
Speaker 1: about it. They were just like, oh, actually this happened
Speaker 1: or this or that, And I'm like, oh, I'm like, there's.
Speaker 3: A given just giving you counterpoints in your thing. Constructive
Speaker 3: criticism for sure.
Speaker 1: For sure, constructive criticism, especially where I completely forgotten important
Speaker 1: pot point in the first in Origins and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah that that, uh I should My entire point
Speaker 1: about lucanics wid doesn't make sense because I forgot that
Speaker 1: he could have been separated. It was a problem that
Speaker 1: the Spike demon was a fucking issue, but then for
Speaker 1: some reason it wasn't. They just left it.
Speaker 4: They find like a an in in universe reason for
Speaker 4: why the dark Spawn looked different when they could have
Speaker 4: just been like, it's a different art style.
Speaker 3: Because I think that they saw it, they were.
Speaker 4: Like, let's do a reason the things like Haloster's armor change,
Speaker 4: and they were like it's nanobots.
Speaker 1: And it's like, you know, it's shut the funk up.
Speaker 3: It's stupid, but you know that in that world nanobots
Speaker 3: are so do you know in that world in particular,
Speaker 3: nanobots are so fucking stupid they have shields already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is like the medic Chlorians is like as
Speaker 1: dumb as that Middle Chlorins.
Speaker 3: Just it's like just Anakin's the chosen one.
Speaker 1: That's it. He's exceptional. Why not on the body I
Speaker 1: didn't need, uh Valet like one of those aliens. He's
Speaker 1: not like one of those aliens.
Speaker 4: Whenever they have like a new stupid looking like tiny alien,
Speaker 4: it's like, this is ship and it's like.
Speaker 3: Like blah says the N word, solid word. It's like
Speaker 3: and John Diego.
Speaker 5: Is like, oh ship, I love you man.
Speaker 1: You know, I just want to say this last thing
Speaker 1: about the fucking dark Spawn. I guess I think why
Speaker 1: even more than their face wide's jarring because their faces
Speaker 1: look really stupid. But these things are supposed to be
Speaker 1: like they were either turned from people that existed before.
Speaker 1: So if you look at the dark Spaw before, they
Speaker 1: all have armor on because they used to be certain
Speaker 1: race and certain warriors and stuff. So it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's the human ones, here's the Elvin one, who's the
Speaker 1: Dwarven ones? And this new game they're just they just
Speaker 1: look like naked creatures. And then even like say the
Speaker 1: the Ogres, like the ogres have armor on in the
Speaker 1: old games, right, and it makes it look even more menacing,
Speaker 1: like that thing used to be something like it's like
Speaker 1: it has armor on and they're fucking terrifying now, Like
Speaker 1: their jaws are so wide they look like they're like ye,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this isn't I'm not even remotely. Do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about like scary games when we're
Speaker 1: talking about that yesterday, Yeah, Like there are parts of
Speaker 1: that game, especially like say when Duncan gets killed in Orangines,
Speaker 1: like it's kind of like, holy fuck you, kind of
Speaker 1: you're feeling something. The dark Spawn just seems if if
Speaker 1: a dark spond came into this room right now, I'd
Speaker 1: be more confused and terrifying.
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't wanted to touch me. I'd be pretty terrifying,
Speaker 3: like I don't want the thing touching to me.
Speaker 1: It's more like, well, the original ones they look like
Speaker 1: I would probably be petrified, versus these ones that come
Speaker 1: in and just start swiping at you.
Speaker 3: I'd be more like like i'd be more like kill
Speaker 3: a darks one, probably not.
Speaker 1: I think the new one.
Speaker 3: I think we could. I think this is always my argument,
Speaker 3: this phrase, Yeah, I think we could, but one person
Speaker 3: would get ripped and we would lose the fight. I
Speaker 3: think that's always the thing. It's like, because it's like
Speaker 3: time we're at ben talks like who we killed the tiger?
Speaker 3: Right now? That came a house and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we could.
Speaker 1: Couldn't all it could and would are different?
Speaker 3: Yes, like we could, but one person would get hit
Speaker 3: and it'd be like, oh, everybody start paying again.
Speaker 1: We lose, we lose.
Speaker 3: We lose.
Speaker 4: Now when the tiger rips your intentions over it and
Speaker 4: starts flossing with him, then it's over.
Speaker 3: Once the tiger kills somebody and then it gets the
Speaker 3: fucking kuma semble on his back, everybody's like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is going on? I mew and the way they
Speaker 3: don't waking at you and don't.
Speaker 1: I think my first thing would be, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm finding the first door either, I'm there's no way
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try.
Speaker 3: You guys are like, that's why this is exactly why
Speaker 3: we never will ever revolt against the powers that hold
Speaker 3: us back. Well, because people always down for the cause
Speaker 3: until it's time to be down.
Speaker 1: Tiger's too unpredictable for me to be, Like I even
Speaker 1: remotely try to be a hero.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't. I don't think you can strategize with
Speaker 5: the tiger.
Speaker 3: But like you can strategize again, you can strategist with
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 1: You can't out.
Speaker 3: You're not outstrategizing the tiger.
Speaker 1: You're strategizing to gather to But.
Speaker 4: In that moment, you know, what you realize is how
Speaker 4: little you know about tigers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, really, Like it's just like, how do I avoid
Speaker 5: the things you have?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 4: I don't know, like it's supposed to be, Like are
Speaker 4: you supposed to be big like a bear? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, you know they don't attack, but you have
Speaker 3: their face turned to them. It's just sucking disrespectful thing
Speaker 3: about them. What are you talking about when you're looking
Speaker 3: at them? They don't often attack you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they tell you when you look away, which is so.
Speaker 3: Fun because you could beat me when I look at you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's still not a big difference for you, and not
Speaker 3: a skilled diff for you, Like why are you doing that?
Speaker 4: If you're wanting to attack that mad if you're walking
Speaker 4: down the street midtown, then that a tiger will will
Speaker 4: wait for you to turn around.
Speaker 3: It'll wait till you where he gets you. It'll wait
Speaker 3: till you're about.
Speaker 1: To go in to a meeting.
Speaker 8: And anyway, a frame with questions Harvey Lyon with Harvey
Speaker 8: Lyons that killed the insurance dude.
Speaker 1: That's why they can't find him, and that's.
Speaker 3: What they're looking for. Human It was wait, wait, wait wait,
Speaker 3: zoom In would fuck me up. So I would like,
Speaker 3: I have to leave Earth. I can't be here.
Speaker 1: No, what do you mean? You just like, actually do it?
Speaker 3: You just I would be I would like I would
Speaker 3: go like literally, we gotta go to space frame and
Speaker 3: I was like a lion assassinated a personally a lion.
Speaker 3: We know what that means. That's the beginning.
Speaker 1: We must move to Mars.
Speaker 4: If you would like to ask us a question, go
Speaker 4: on over to patreon dot com slash the snart tank
Speaker 4: you and ask questions over there at Mars.
Speaker 5: What's here is at the five dollar right?
Speaker 1: You can do it?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 4: The question, Oh yeah, yeah, we actually got some questions
Speaker 4: related or like one question, really to do.
Speaker 5: Your boy te nasty? I actually don't know the answer to.
Speaker 4: This nasty nasty, your boy te nasty he wrote it,
Speaker 4: and he says, how do I get into the Discord.
Speaker 4: I've had a ten dollars sub for a couple of months.
Speaker 4: I must be missing something. It's and it's making me soft.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know.
Speaker 5: We had like a thing with the Discord a while ago,
Speaker 5: but I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what's Yeah, it's still there. I'll send it on.
Speaker 3: We haven't had on Lincoln a long while because of
Speaker 3: the fact that the Discord is a fucking dumpster fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've I've brought it up two different times
Speaker 1: that that ship needs to not be a thing anymore.
Speaker 1: I would have knew too, I've I've brought it up,
Speaker 1: but I'm like it needs it's first of all, that
Speaker 1: that I thought that was a catalyst where it's like
Speaker 1: get rid of it was think of something else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like that was here months ago. I think.
Speaker 3: One final I'll put on one.
Speaker 1: Why why would you do that? Look, nobody's fucking doing
Speaker 1: anything with the Discord. Yeah, Like I mean the idea
Speaker 1: that like I feel like I feel like a thief
Speaker 1: where it's like niggas are paying ten dollars for nothing.
Speaker 5: It's really just like a tip jar. At that point,
Speaker 5: it's like I have five dollars say that.
Speaker 1: Then it'd be like here's a not like here's the discord,
Speaker 1: but that literally some people can't get into. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: the discord literally don't interact.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the discords a mess. We don't really interact with it.
Speaker 4: The thing is, it's just like I've always felt this
Speaker 4: way personally, like I don't really like like I don't
Speaker 4: even I don't even go on discord with friends really,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like I'm just not even
Speaker 4: that I'm not really that person, and so I'm really
Speaker 4: unlikely to ever go in there. And then like I
Speaker 4: kind of I don't know if I really like the
Speaker 4: idea of insulated communities in the first place. It was
Speaker 4: just something that like we threw into the podcast because
Speaker 4: it was just like something that, uh uh, it just
Speaker 4: seemed like a reasonable thing that a lot of people
Speaker 4: were doing. I know LSM has one and like a
Speaker 4: bunch of other things, and I spent some time in
Speaker 4: that one too, and I see it. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know if it's I would
Speaker 4: rather our fans exist in I.
Speaker 1: Don't even know in the world.
Speaker 5: I don't know how else to describe it.
Speaker 1: I'd rather if I don't. I've never even checked if
Speaker 1: there was a reddit, a subreddit. I would rather there
Speaker 1: be just a subreddit that's like, hey, have fun, you know,
Speaker 1: like if you guys want to discuss the podcast on that,
Speaker 1: like on some type of free forum and let's figure
Speaker 1: out something. Let's figure out something interesting for ten. I
Speaker 1: don't know we literally discussed I think it really yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll talk about it off the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh yeah, So that's if you're curious about,
Speaker 4: like what what the discourt situation is, that's kind of
Speaker 4: what we're thinking of right now.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it's ship it. Uh especially when people went in
Speaker 1: and started putting a bunch of weird shit in, it
Speaker 1: was like that was kind of the nail in the coffin.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that was it for me.
Speaker 4: I was just like, eh, it's just try hard edged
Speaker 4: lord stuff, and it's just.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to really be responsible for this.
Speaker 3: We definitely have heavily grown out of that phase of
Speaker 3: our lives, like well passed white edginess is like that
Speaker 3: kind of edge is fun.
Speaker 4: I think insanity maybe most of us is probably yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't edgy, all right, you say the worst stuff
Speaker 4: out of all of us.
Speaker 1: Look, get the ship on that is saved in your phone,
Speaker 1: because it's insane.
Speaker 3: I think mine is more goofy right now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess I can see you guys, you
Speaker 1: are the most edgy person in this in this I
Speaker 1: don't think.
Speaker 5: We should be on Ethan Ralph show really is where
Speaker 5: we should be.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I would be able to hold my weight there, probably
Speaker 3: you would better than I should. And it makes me sad.
Speaker 5: No, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think you would crush a lot of those people
Speaker 1: because they're all they're oh physically, yeah, physically well, and
Speaker 1: they they're all they're worms there there there, there, they're
Speaker 1: little worms over there. My body is weakest form probably
Speaker 1: it's been in a long time.
Speaker 3: But still like, oh, no, I've been extally has actually
Speaker 3: I gotten way stronger than I was before. But like
Speaker 3: they're not combat oriented at all, you know, by the
Speaker 3: nature of what I was.
Speaker 1: I have at least I've seen some of them physically
Speaker 1: get beaten multiple.
Speaker 3: Like even the port only only bring the most established
Speaker 3: Portuguese warriors to.
Speaker 1: The most established Portuguese warriors.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so we're working on you know, we we'll
Speaker 4: figure out like a cool alternative for the ten dollars tier.
Speaker 4: We want to have something there for the people who
Speaker 4: are supporting at that level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, maybe make those five dollars people bump them
Speaker 1: too ten that'd be dope.
Speaker 3: Get out of the five dollars.
Speaker 1: Just can't just get good. There was a glitch.
Speaker 3: There was a glitch. Is gone you Also, you also
Speaker 3: can't un subscribe, sorry about can you imagine?
Speaker 4: I was like, sorry, guys, it's a glitch. You all
Speaker 4: just got bumped up to forty dollars. Forty just it's
Speaker 4: a gregious fucking thing. It was like a thing where
Speaker 4: I gin Gues saw a Patreon do that a long
Speaker 4: time ago or like not not that much obviously, but
Speaker 4: it was like like I think ten more bucks and
Speaker 4: were like, what the damn you guys, Like that's.
Speaker 3: Crazy that you do to me. It's like, you guys
Speaker 3: can't eat, so what pay me?
Speaker 1: There is there is? There is the actual real so
Speaker 1: I do find it. It is a little unfortunate when
Speaker 1: you're self employed you kind of have to take it
Speaker 1: upon yourself to either get more people on board or
Speaker 1: to raise the price a little bit, because like, say,
Speaker 1: see how people inflation is going up, So then you
Speaker 1: want your boss to pay you more. Eventually, sure, I
Speaker 1: need to raise and us that's on us. So either
Speaker 1: we have to justify getting paid more by getting more
Speaker 1: people to sign up, or do you which you almost
Speaker 1: nobody does, right, is like, oh, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: raise it by six dollars the tears now six dollars
Speaker 1: or seven dollars now, because you know it's gonna be outraged.
Speaker 1: People are gonna be like, what the fuck I do that?
Speaker 3: All we could do? We can I mean, we can
Speaker 3: make a coin. No, of course, we can make a coin.
Speaker 3: We can make a coin.
Speaker 1: Oh like oh yeah, we want to get crypto. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then what happens is instead of telling the truth,
Speaker 3: and you know, instead of like embarking on like not
Speaker 3: from what we'd lie about it, here's right, and then
Speaker 3: we oh did you see the bank statement?
Speaker 1: What bank statement?
Speaker 3: Apparently like how much she owes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, what happened?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't follow up two hundred thousand dollars I saw.
Speaker 3: That's probably a lie, I'm guessing. But if I saw
Speaker 3: that much money, I'm killing myself I'm just killing myself.
Speaker 3: I can't owe that much money to anything. I'm like, okay, sick.
Speaker 3: I'd see that and I'd be like nights and we're
Speaker 3: going with ship. I would ship my organs out into
Speaker 3: a dispoldled and turn it on.
Speaker 1: You should you.
Speaker 4: Should, you should get on a plane and sit flush
Speaker 4: against the toilet and flush.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, like out, like yeah, poking out a little bit,
Speaker 1: just let it all go.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of surprised that doesn't happen more.
Speaker 1: Alvin, Yeah, there, I know there's Yeah. I have seen
Speaker 1: a lot of Plaine footage of people just doing degenerate stuff,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why that's apparently. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think it's unhygienic place.
Speaker 3: I think it's suicide. If if I got up on
Speaker 3: a plane in a middle planet game, I have a
Speaker 3: bomb and I'm gonna kill you bad in here and
Speaker 3: a guy can an air charft kills me, is that's
Speaker 3: what it's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's like suicide by cop if that's.
Speaker 3: What you wanted suicide, right, if you wanted it to
Speaker 3: be I would do That'd be like if if I
Speaker 3: really just know I want to die and I'm done.
Speaker 3: I would get on a plane. I'd be really calm,
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, I'm gonna kill everybody in here.
Speaker 3: You gotta kill right now. He'd be like, why are
Speaker 3: you so unenthused? I'm gonna die?
Speaker 1: I find it funny that you want to. You would
Speaker 1: rather make it someone else the problem. You would rather
Speaker 1: kill yourself than just file for bankruptcy. Yeah, if I
Speaker 1: find that, I find that such an.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be here already. But like so,
Speaker 3: like you know, so it's just an excube bird Stone type.
Speaker 1: Oh my life's over.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I spilled my food on the floor.
Speaker 4: I have definitely done that before and felt like it's
Speaker 4: pretty close to it.
Speaker 3: I have. I have failed. I one time failed a
Speaker 3: speed run and Mario Kart was like, what's the point?
Speaker 3: I went over to the night it was like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing? Nothing? And I went back and said.
Speaker 5: Literally, this is in your adult life.
Speaker 1: Did I saw someone doing last week of beating every
Speaker 1: Soulsborn game without being hit and then the fifth game
Speaker 1: in getting hit, And I was like, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: totally be okay if that dude killed himself.
Speaker 3: That is like at that point, like, yeah, I know
Speaker 3: what you mean, and I agree, but also that is
Speaker 3: so fucking stupid that anyone agreed with that. That is
Speaker 3: so it's it's like, oh, this video game gave me
Speaker 3: a minor he means that I'm choosing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll take my but.
Speaker 1: You're so deep into not like I can't even I
Speaker 1: literally can't process going through a quarter of a Soulisborn
Speaker 1: game and not being clearly I went through like he's
Speaker 1: been different.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I went through twenty five percent of Dune twenty sixteen
Speaker 4: on on that permit death mode and died and I
Speaker 4: I need.
Speaker 3: A counseling afterwards. I need to talk to somebody. Yeah quick,
Speaker 3: yeahs you lost, You got up, got in your car
Speaker 3: and went to there. But you even have a meeting.
Speaker 3: You open, someone walked out. You wait until someone walked out.
Speaker 3: You walked in, pushed them to their chair, pushed them
Speaker 3: to the chair, locked the door.
Speaker 1: I need your help right now.
Speaker 5: It was a walk in. Yeah, yeah, walking there.
Speaker 1: Imagine you can probably do if you have a gun.
Speaker 1: If you just walk in with a gun and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I understand, yeah, that's that's like you're not there to
Speaker 1: kill them, but you're like oh, I understand that this
Speaker 1: is this is really important.
Speaker 3: What do they today?
Speaker 1: Youre probably right, you got to be detained, right, Well,
Speaker 1: if they have one of those like underdesk like things.
Speaker 3: The people that are going to be meeting, you have
Speaker 3: to have one of those things.
Speaker 1: I hope so, because god, there could be one of
Speaker 1: those yeah, joke erresque people that seem normal and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they like start doing some weird
Speaker 1: shit and you have to pay people.
Speaker 3: Crazy people playing normal is so funny because they're like,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking out of my mind, but let me put
Speaker 3: on my veneer of good.
Speaker 1: And they're usually pretty bad at it. You can see
Speaker 1: usually in the eyes where they're like really bad at
Speaker 1: being there's crazy eyes for sure, Like they'll be like
Speaker 1: their postures good, they've been working on it, but like
Speaker 1: you can see something in there like this dude's waiting
Speaker 1: to explode, is waiting.
Speaker 3: Some of these questions unsmiling face.
Speaker 4: Kid flashes an adult is still referred to as kid
Speaker 4: flash for it, and he says dear snarky again. He says,
Speaker 4: he says, I have noticed that my friends started to
Speaker 4: copy some of my mannerisms.
Speaker 1: When what he's jacking off, no joke.
Speaker 4: No, it's just it's a it's a specific grammar issue
Speaker 4: that pisses me. Uh, some of my mannerisms when we
Speaker 4: spent a few years living together, when are we? I
Speaker 4: think when we but he threw it in there. Uh,
Speaker 4: when we spent a few years living together?
Speaker 1: What is when we?
Speaker 4: Uh? What is one mannerism from someone you know that
Speaker 4: you would hate to copy. I think the broader question
Speaker 4: here is just like the idea of copying mannerisms that
Speaker 4: people do it.
Speaker 5: I mean, you live with people for a long time,
Speaker 5: you definitely promise.
Speaker 3: My wife times we finished ideas with each other's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gay.
Speaker 3: It's really gay. It's really gay, and I hate it
Speaker 3: because I'm gay. It's not a manner I hate because
Speaker 3: I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I wout have funny that my wife when she copies
Speaker 1: things that I do, especially I'm so fucking immature, Like
Speaker 1: I don't like I I a lot of times when
Speaker 1: I'm at home, I like to just act like a
Speaker 1: like a fucking gorilla or something in a way to
Speaker 1: like cooning you know that you have a white wife.
Speaker 1: That's one time. No, I've done this well before.
Speaker 3: I had any white and I understand that, but right now,
Speaker 3: but like coonery when you know, like say it's I'm
Speaker 3: also kidding people on the podcast, people that are watching this,
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. I say the Edward all the time around
Speaker 3: my girlfriend and I try to make her.
Speaker 5: Also literally acted straight up like a gorilla.
Speaker 1: Like a recent episode that is very true. Oh I
Speaker 1: want to ape when a guy reverted to eight. I'll
Speaker 1: just do things like or even like if I if
Speaker 1: I like say if if if she's like bothering me,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'll I'll make you know how some
Speaker 1: animals will make warning noises, you know, so like I'll
Speaker 1: do I'll do things like like just stupid or like
Speaker 1: a you know, like I'm like, hey, leave me alone
Speaker 1: kind of a thing. But like in the that.
Speaker 3: Guy, that dude in that video, that white dude that
Speaker 3: was doing it with his wife, I forgot what it was.
Speaker 3: He's a fighter. He recently a video of him like
Speaker 3: fucking acting like an ape, like straight up.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, no, it wasn't a fighter. That was
Speaker 1: that was a singer that was Tim Lamby's as Lee nine.
Speaker 1: He started hitting his head and shit, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's literally he's just a gorilla. He's
Speaker 1: he's a gorilla in a human suit. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: He's grilling. He's great, he was grilling, but grill. I'll
Speaker 1: do dumb sh it or I'll make like I'll make
Speaker 1: like beast noises to like ward like ward her off,
Speaker 1: like see I'm like I'm working at the computer or something,
Speaker 1: and then she like comes over, you know, like I'll
Speaker 1: start like that's insane. But like if I'm bothering her.
Speaker 1: I noticed that she'll do that sometimes not too it's
Speaker 1: so funny that I'm like, I made you start doing
Speaker 1: dumb ship like me. That's so funny. Like yeah, she'll
Speaker 1: be like like she'll like try to like swipe at
Speaker 1: me or like bit at me like a me and my.
Speaker 4: Friends unfortunately have this this this jewish voice, but it's
Speaker 4: never gone away for years. This is it's too fun
Speaker 4: like and I find myself doing it and I find
Speaker 4: like friends doing it where it's like a minor inconvenience
Speaker 4: or just like I was like I forgot the milk
Speaker 4: and it's just like it's it's I don't even think
Speaker 4: about it really, it just happens like if I'm complaining
Speaker 4: about something.
Speaker 1: It just goes it just goes into dude.
Speaker 5: So it's like it's it's like ingrained anti Semitism.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you would be aware if you're
Speaker 1: around a Jewish person to not ever do that is
Speaker 1: a Jewish person.
Speaker 3: So that okay, we can do a Jewish person he
Speaker 3: got the past.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yes, I I.
Speaker 4: Genuinely don't think I would have the discipline to not
Speaker 4: to stop myself from doing it in a situation where
Speaker 4: I knew there were Jews around. Yeah, Like I don't
Speaker 4: think like I think, I think it would just come out.
Speaker 1: And and it is. It is what it is for me.
Speaker 3: It's my toxic nature where I every I I make
Speaker 3: people more okay with looking at fucked up ship because
Speaker 3: of how often I do it.
Speaker 1: Good, I think you should think I've done it to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, half the ship I've shown you that you've laughed at,
Speaker 3: you would not probably have laughed at before, or you
Speaker 3: would have probably viewed it by yourself. But then you're like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 3: that's kind of fun.
Speaker 4: You. I feel like you've specifically done the opposite to me,
Speaker 4: where like I just don't like that stuff anymore.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, damn, I used.
Speaker 4: To watch it, and I would be like, oh wow,
Speaker 4: that's kind of what I would watch it with like
Speaker 4: a curious eye, you know, like hmmm, I fell on
Speaker 4: a fucking stick from forty miles up. I would look
Speaker 4: at it like, whoa, I said, forty miles up.
Speaker 1: There's like there's a video for a while. There's a video.
Speaker 5: Like I remember a video from a long time.
Speaker 4: I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, but
Speaker 4: it was like, uh, you know, there's like you know,
Speaker 4: parking barricades where it's like a bunch of sticks in
Speaker 4: the ground and got lands and it goes right up
Speaker 4: his ass.
Speaker 5: Ah, but he clearly jumps off a building.
Speaker 1: You know. I look at that and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: that's fake.
Speaker 5: It does sound fake, but.
Speaker 1: It's very real. I can't watch them like that.
Speaker 5: I can't do it anymore. It's just like I.
Speaker 3: Can't watch it like that. It's definitely not as palatable
Speaker 3: as it used to be because I think I don't
Speaker 3: know if I grew a soul.
Speaker 5: I think I have to start.
Speaker 4: I think I have to start like grooming myself in
Speaker 4: a direction that like I got to make sure that
Speaker 4: I'm not like I don't have like a two year
Speaker 4: old one day and I'm just like still watching Lively videos,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, that's kind of thing.
Speaker 3: I'm just like I can't show them that, you know,
Speaker 3: that's too much.
Speaker 1: It's got to be hyper. I think you gotta be
Speaker 1: self aware to where if you're watching something crazy, it
Speaker 1: is on your phone exclusively, so then nobody can like,
Speaker 1: you know, cause that when you start living with people,
Speaker 1: you kind of learned to not watch weird shit on
Speaker 1: the big on on your television or on your monitors,
Speaker 1: because if somebody comes through and they're like, oh, what
Speaker 1: the fuck's that you have, and you're like, like it
Speaker 1: was like it was like with my mom a long
Speaker 1: time ago. I think I know I said this on
Speaker 1: the store. I must have said this where my my
Speaker 1: mom's partner thought I was watching a cartoon porn. I
Speaker 1: was watching adult swim. I was watching Sea Lab twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one, Oh my god, and she thought it was
Speaker 1: cartoon porn because she's fucking boomer. And then so my
Speaker 1: mom was like, give me your password to your uh
Speaker 1: to your thing because we had we had compy serve
Speaker 1: instead of AOL Oh my god. Yeah, and like so
Speaker 1: I gave her my password, and then she started looking through.
Speaker 1: When I was looking through, what was it, uh, Rotten
Speaker 1: and Steak and Cheese. I was look at those websites,
Speaker 1: and I had to explain to her, like, Mom, I'm
Speaker 1: not into this shit. It's like you click on a
Speaker 1: picture and it could be anything, you know, even the
Speaker 1: the A lot of times the titles will be misleading
Speaker 1: or something funny or some shit like that. Rotten was
Speaker 1: more gruesome and weird, but then Steak and Cheese was
Speaker 1: a little bit more lighthearted, more like more nudity. But
Speaker 1: they were both relatively the same. It was like rotten
Speaker 1: and then Rotten light was Steak and Cheese essentially. But
Speaker 1: I had explained to her like, Mom, I promise you
Speaker 1: I'm not a freak.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad I had to have those conversations.
Speaker 3: She believed me, though she I'm so old that that
Speaker 3: shit was fucking She was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man, if she if she would have caught you looking
Speaker 1: at some like say say here's what there's There are
Speaker 1: certain images that are burned into my brain that I
Speaker 1: saw on one of those websites. One of them was
Speaker 1: a two blonde chicks in a in a sixty nine position,
Speaker 1: but like shitting all over each other, and it was
Speaker 1: one of it was a shock thing, right, and then
Speaker 1: you would tell your friends like, oh my god, did
Speaker 1: you see that shit? What the fuck would your grandma
Speaker 1: do if she saw that?
Speaker 3: I think that would have killed her. Think I would
Speaker 3: have for real killed my grandma. She has a I
Speaker 3: was the I was the different sibling. I was like
Speaker 3: the one that was like odd. I was the odd sibling. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was just like, I have to keep this
Speaker 3: away from my grandma. But she's so old, she's so
Speaker 3: old and progressive already. I don't want to put more
Speaker 3: on her plate because all it'll do is just make
Speaker 3: her pull back the progressiveness. She'll be like, I fuck
Speaker 3: every gay people, bad, everything bad.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, wow, everything bad, everything bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have any what like, say, if your
Speaker 1: dad saw something what I just described, what do you
Speaker 1: think you would do? He saw you watching that, like
Speaker 1: he saw you that picture on your computer, what do
Speaker 1: you think he would do?
Speaker 5: I think my dad would ignore it.
Speaker 1: He just I don't I don't even want I don't
Speaker 1: even want to.
Speaker 5: She can handle this.
Speaker 1: I think she would. He would pass on your mind.
Speaker 4: I think so I think, like I think my dad's
Speaker 4: a military guy. He knows how to deal with serious things.
Speaker 4: But I don't think he I don't think.
Speaker 3: He knows how to deal with threats on life, not
Speaker 3: threats on so much more.
Speaker 1: Your mom knowing that than your dad, like save it
Speaker 1: because but you still have to explain your your mom,
Speaker 1: like mom, this is this is like shock value, this
Speaker 1: is I'm so thankful that this isn't sexy. I want
Speaker 1: to I want to I want to be clear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, to be fair, back then, I wasn't really
Speaker 4: looking at that. Like I think it was like maybe
Speaker 4: late high school that was.
Speaker 1: Like oh what the fuck? But never went on like
Speaker 1: rotten or anything.
Speaker 4: No, I like I went on like I'll buy a
Speaker 4: black sheep, and like I was more like new Grounds,
Speaker 4: so like it was it was more just like cartoons
Speaker 4: and like animated and like happy Tree Friends and and
Speaker 4: things like that.
Speaker 1: But we're also like we're like five years apart. I
Speaker 1: think five or six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was like Pan Olympics. That was like
Speaker 3: that was like my intro to it. The most thing
Speaker 3: I heard of.
Speaker 4: The most I heard about was like two Girls, One Cup,
Speaker 4: and I remember hearing about it don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a since I don't want to see that,
Speaker 1: so like no, it was nobody wanted to see it.
Speaker 1: It was somehow almost everybody it was tricked. It was
Speaker 1: like meat spin and people were tricked into seeing penn
Speaker 1: Island Penn.
Speaker 5: You'd be like, are you ever go to pen Island
Speaker 5: dot com?
Speaker 4: And then you go to pen Island dot com and
Speaker 4: then it would just be dicks, it's penis Land, this
Speaker 4: penis Land, Penn.
Speaker 1: I why do I feel like you guys said this?
Speaker 3: We did? That ship got me so bad?
Speaker 1: Pen Island pen okay, penis When I and I when
Speaker 1: I look at it and read it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: did I still exist? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually, pens now for real? Actually some pens now for real.
Speaker 3: They took the U r L.
Speaker 1: That is crazy, that's amazing. But I know, I am
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man A question the questions I actually
Speaker 1: I wanted to be. I believe you said it was gone,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what's the point the questions? The answer?
Speaker 1: The question I would say Sheldon about if you're if
Speaker 1: you mimicking mannerisms, it would be the worst person. Oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like being like if if like if you
Speaker 1: imagine if you started to elon Musk that, well, what
Speaker 1: does he do other than stutter? Oh that's a way worse.
Speaker 1: That's way more interesting.
Speaker 4: That's a way more interesting question because he wrote he said,
Speaker 4: what is one manerism from someone you know.
Speaker 1: That you would hate to happen? Like, that's a way
Speaker 1: crazier question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, oh my god, like of all time, of
Speaker 4: all the people you've ever seen or like know of
Speaker 4: or characters, Mmmm.
Speaker 1: No one in my adult life is so crazy that
Speaker 1: like I would be. But I remember in high school
Speaker 1: there were some people that, oh, no, if I ever
Speaker 1: killed me, if I ever behaved like this.
Speaker 4: I remember I remember kids in school who would who
Speaker 4: very clearly got all of their character development and all
Speaker 4: their mannerisms from anime.
Speaker 5: And those are the people.
Speaker 4: Those are the people that, like, I think, I would
Speaker 4: hate to exist in that space where like.
Speaker 1: They would like move like that. Oh man, just be
Speaker 1: like how little kids? They think.
Speaker 3: The way they talk or interact is like how it
Speaker 3: happens in movies, right, So that's like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are you doing?
Speaker 1: So the give.
Speaker 4: Themselves away sometimes because like if they're lying to you,
Speaker 4: they'll lie like a character lies.
Speaker 5: In the middle, which is obvious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they'll look around like because they think that's
Speaker 4: what they're supposed to do, they're lying, which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Is that just autism?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think, well, if you do it, if you're fucking
Speaker 4: twenty and you do that, if you're thirty one.
Speaker 1: It is like, I don't quite know what's going on,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3: I don't that's not autism. That's just stupid.
Speaker 1: Is that like that? That's the same like you would
Speaker 1: say the anime trait? It was that guy? What did
Speaker 1: he say, like, you don't talk to me like that
Speaker 1: or there's something that what was it?
Speaker 3: What did he say? That was that big kid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the big kid at the school who is like, uh,
Speaker 4: you dare threaten me or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 4: I saw something recently like that, Like I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's real, because who the fuck knows anymore what
Speaker 4: is real? But I saw a video recently of like
Speaker 4: some kid with like a lisp in a class and look,
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is real. Again, like I
Speaker 4: I think he's probably a bit or like AI or whatever.
Speaker 4: But there was some kid in a class and he
Speaker 4: was like, I've had enough of this. I will not
Speaker 4: be punished. I am the alpha, and he talked he
Speaker 4: said that to his teacher, and I was just.
Speaker 1: Like, damn, that's a hard one because it can't that.
Speaker 4: But it feels fake as I'm watching it. But I
Speaker 4: also like, it doesn't feel beyond impossible.
Speaker 1: It's not. I mean, you know, I actually had a
Speaker 1: little disagreement with Jojo about when she showed me that
Speaker 1: video of Trump like blowing the mic. Come on, like
Speaker 1: you know, like it's too it's too stupid, like like
Speaker 1: clearly somebody. And then you know I was wrong. It's
Speaker 1: he was adjusting the mic and started and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: because it's so absurd. It's just so absurd that like,
Speaker 1: of course I would do something like that, right, but
Speaker 1: like in front of like I'm courting an audience that
Speaker 1: like hates gay shit, where I would think I would
Speaker 1: never do that. I would never joke in front of
Speaker 1: those people.
Speaker 5: It's a weird thing to do.
Speaker 1: So but I thought it was fake. I put back up,
Speaker 1: like that's bullshit, Like, don't even so I can't even
Speaker 1: rule anything out anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's over, Yeah, ruling things out or.
Speaker 3: That kid that said that is the kind of kid
Speaker 3: that you need to get to him now and help
Speaker 3: him before he finds his dads.
Speaker 1: No one can change No one can change the outside.
Speaker 3: Like, that's how you get to that guy now before
Speaker 3: he goes to a really serious ramagrass where he gets
Speaker 3: pushed like once and then like there's a school on television.
Speaker 1: Dude, dude, do you feel with the CEO getting merked
Speaker 1: and that guy that being almost heralded as a hero
Speaker 1: that did it, do you think a lot of those
Speaker 1: school shooter people might actually be like you know, because
Speaker 1: they're more they either want to be infamous or famous
Speaker 1: or whatever. I think that's what that kid that try
Speaker 1: to shoot Trump was the same deal, right, So do
Speaker 1: you think like maybe they might direct their attention towards
Speaker 1: these freaks.
Speaker 5: I think there's a stark possibility this is.
Speaker 3: I think that hold on hold, it's gonna go the
Speaker 3: wrong I know, I don't care. I'm gonna hold on hope.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear anything else it'll go bad it.
Speaker 1: I just want to live. Can I live in my fantasy?
Speaker 4: Man? Dude, we didn't mention it on the show, but like,
Speaker 4: how much CEOs are taking their names off of like
Speaker 4: their their companies and their websites and shit, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like.
Speaker 5: Yo, that is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is peak shit. It's just funny because like they've
Speaker 1: always should have been hidden. They're they're super villains, and
Speaker 1: the super villains were always supposed to be like it
Speaker 1: would take work to uncover who they are, right, And
Speaker 1: these people were the unabashed shamelessness of like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: fuck you and your family insane And I'm like, good,
Speaker 1: here's me, here's my house, here's my family.
Speaker 5: We're gonna go out and take pictures. No fucking live
Speaker 5: in shame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, live in the shadows.
Speaker 3: The humanization of the corporate machine is a fucking problem.
Speaker 3: It is disgusting, and it's been a problem for a
Speaker 3: long time and people don't understand that. And it makes
Speaker 3: me really sad. It's like these niggas don't give an
Speaker 3: inth the fuck about you, but you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love this thing.
Speaker 3: I love I love that I can't afford to help
Speaker 3: my mom not die.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: I have to say like that there's a lot of
Speaker 4: people like, well, it's not really a lot of people.
Speaker 5: There's people on Twitter who.
Speaker 1: Are like just like, how can how can people feel
Speaker 1: this way?
Speaker 5: It's so callous And.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, look, I know people think this is
Speaker 4: like terminally online like that, like oh, it's like a
Speaker 4: terminally online thing to be just like yeah, fuck that guy. No,
Speaker 4: Like I remember, dude, I remember when the submarine fucking
Speaker 4: capsized on those fucking rich guys, and those rich guys
Speaker 4: comparatively did way less to many other people, like they
Speaker 4: were just like they were just they just happened to
Speaker 4: be rich people. They weren't even like CEOs of like
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: My representation of like something as actively harming people.
Speaker 4: And dude, I'm telling you my Republican family, my Democrat family.
Speaker 5: They were all laughing up a storm.
Speaker 4: It is not an online thing to not be to
Speaker 4: not like CEOs and rich people, especially health and like
Speaker 4: health insurre and CEOs and probably like the most hated
Speaker 4: if you could really describe to people like what each
Speaker 4: type of person is, they'd probably be easy in the
Speaker 4: top ten.
Speaker 5: Percent of most hated people.
Speaker 4: Yes, say how much people like your average person hates
Speaker 4: that that type of person.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing that the person that would say
Speaker 1: things like how could you feel this way? They almost
Speaker 1: don't feel like real people? Yeah, because just like how
Speaker 1: do you not know you do? Even if you don't
Speaker 1: feel that way, how do you not how do you know?
Speaker 1: It's like it's also I'm gonna be real though it's
Speaker 1: also it's a little bit concerning that they don't feel
Speaker 1: that way, because it's to me, it's like a lack
Speaker 1: of empathy.
Speaker 3: Even if you're not activate. It's weird because there's lack
Speaker 3: of empathy. But then towards someone who is barely a person,
Speaker 3: you know, like it's like what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: It's like like you feel you feel.
Speaker 3: This well of sadness towards this guy that got murdered,
Speaker 3: but not.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like reverse because because what I was
Speaker 1: getting at was a lack of empathy for all the
Speaker 1: people that are affected by this industry, where it's like,
Speaker 1: why don't you feel bad or angry about that, even
Speaker 1: if it's not affecting you directly. But Derek, he helps
Speaker 1: cover people too. I had an RPG. I would use
Speaker 1: it if you close to me, I don't care.
Speaker 3: You would put it down and it would touch the
Speaker 3: top of his head and he would aim it down
Speaker 3: so it's at his body face.
Speaker 4: It's such a catastrophic just like a colossal misunderstanding of
Speaker 4: the point.
Speaker 1: I think again we've talked about this on the podcast before.
Speaker 1: I say this way too many times, but just about
Speaker 1: some people needing to just get beaten. They've never they've
Speaker 1: never had any hardship, they've never caught in any trauma.
Speaker 1: And it's some people that I'm like, you just don't understand.
Speaker 1: You're so happy, go lucky, and you don't understand trauma,
Speaker 1: you understand suffering, you know, you have nothing. You can't
Speaker 1: relate to these people that are getting fuck so hard.
Speaker 1: And if somebody said something like that, well they're doing
Speaker 1: some good too, at least they're getting covered. I would
Speaker 1: want to twist their head off and be like, you
Speaker 1: are you need trauma? You need to understand.
Speaker 3: Not even that is that people people have gotten so
Speaker 3: far up their ass with their own interests that they're
Speaker 3: incapable of seeing the plight of other people.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's interest is having health care.
Speaker 3: That is no, no, no, no, no, I understand, but their interest
Speaker 3: is probably more aligned with the whatever that guy was
Speaker 3: doing and his particular.
Speaker 1: They want to be because.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, dude, just kill yourself.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 3: I'm so, I'm so, I'm yon and I got tears out,
Speaker 3: but I'm so done with people being like, oh, you
Speaker 3: don't feel bad. How could you say that terrible thing.
Speaker 3: This person has a family. It's like, dude, hope it
Speaker 3: happens to you. I hope it happens to Like I
Speaker 3: just I hate. I hate. I hate getting there because
Speaker 3: of the fact that I was the person that was like, no,
Speaker 3: Spider Man taught me that you have to do good
Speaker 3: no matter how much bad happens. But now I'm like, dude, nah,
Speaker 3: just burn them, burn them, wipe them away. Dude, like,
Speaker 3: just just set them on. Like I can't care about
Speaker 3: you anymore because you are bad.
Speaker 5: It's just look to me.
Speaker 4: To me, it's the same situation as the submarine thing, right,
Speaker 4: where it's just like, look, well there's stupid, right, but
Speaker 4: there was a kid on there who you like, you
Speaker 4: know that kid shouldn't be and that kid I feel
Speaker 4: bad for that kid, right, And you know what, I
Speaker 4: feel bad for his kids whatever that sucks because they're
Speaker 4: probably gonna grow up to be mega evil.
Speaker 5: Now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like you imagine you imagine you see like everybody around,
Speaker 4: everybody being like, all your.
Speaker 1: Dad's dead, Like it's probably fucked up, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: And my sympathy extends to them, but it doesn't dex
Speaker 4: send to that guy like that guy.
Speaker 3: Spin the block, you know, spin the block Uproot the
Speaker 3: whole plant, put the whole guard.
Speaker 1: Now. Anyway, we gotta get We gotta next, next, next. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know anybody realize that whose mannerism has bothered
Speaker 4: me enough, but definitely animeate people from high school and
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ Shard of Odium wrote in he says, hello, shirtman,
Speaker 4: pizza time and shot Uncle ben Uh Indiana Jones in
Speaker 4: the Great Circle is coming up quick and to go
Speaker 4: along with it. On the same day, it's my fortieth birthday.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday. Some real adults listen. That makes me thank
Speaker 4: God or I'm concerned what do you mean? It's kind
Speaker 4: of both where I'm like yeah, but also like are
Speaker 4: you a gay?
Speaker 3: Are you no?
Speaker 1: Actually, because to me, it's more like, oh man, I've
Speaker 1: been listening since high school, and I'm like, yeah, poison. Yes.
Speaker 1: It's like the opposite.
Speaker 4: It's like, yes, I've been listening to since I get
Speaker 4: got on by soriasis medication.
Speaker 1: It's like, yes, Jackpot, I don't want some sea.
Speaker 3: You don't have eggs in that, and that makes me
Speaker 3: so sad knowing that what is that?
Speaker 1: What is that burrito? Stop? That's question?
Speaker 3: He was gonna try to get you? He was.
Speaker 5: I really wasn't. Actually now I will, but like.
Speaker 1: I genuinely can't eat finish read.
Speaker 4: The question anyway? Yeah, what was I fucking saying?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, Indian Drums of the Great Circle coming up
Speaker 4: along with my fortieth birthday. On top of that, we
Speaker 4: have Fantasian neo dimension Legacy of Caine. Uh Soulary for
Speaker 4: one and two, Mighty morphin Power Rangers, Rita's rewind.
Speaker 3: Oh that's just gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1: Is that real? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's the s n e S game, right.
Speaker 1: I think it's uh, the what you mean sny S game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you mean, like say uh is or something like that. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's definitely not.
Speaker 5: I think I'm pretty sure A Tarry predates Power Rangers entirely.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah, sorry, Yeah, that's crazy. Absolutely, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: The Power Rangers around in the seventies.
Speaker 1: No, what's one is are you? Are you saying that, like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where it was. Are you
Speaker 1: saying it's like, uh not, they're taking a game that
Speaker 1: came out in that era and then they're yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: Tell clearly they're not putting out a Super Nintendo game
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what what are you saying?
Speaker 4: Just you know Square Innix still prints like PS one game,
Speaker 4: same thing with the same thing with uh Atlas, I
Speaker 4: had no idea that was true.
Speaker 3: If you order a game, they'll make it.
Speaker 1: It's not on the black discs, though, which is a shame.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I love that.
Speaker 5: I miss That's when things were not terrible anyway.
Speaker 3: They're not terrible now, but they were. They were so cool.
Speaker 5: They're pretty bad.
Speaker 1: They're pretty bad.
Speaker 4: Uh So they weren't better or they weren't great before,
Speaker 4: but like they're definitely worse. Lacy Kane sol we ever
Speaker 4: one of two remaster. I'm fucking stoked for that. Uh
Speaker 4: might work for Bowery and readers, rewind. I'm sure there's
Speaker 4: more I'm missing. Has there been any monumental releases that
Speaker 4: happened to coincide with any of your birthdays or milestone
Speaker 4: points in your life, whether they're video games, movies, books, whatever.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys. Happy birthday, uh and all that jazz.
Speaker 3: Well yeah for me too, and gaming if any were
Speaker 3: and gaming.
Speaker 1: If anywhere were your birthday. Oh yeah, yeah that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Was that that the Chinese theater we went?
Speaker 1: Yes, that was cool. Yeah, he came on my birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't have a lot of that honestly because my
Speaker 4: birthday's early December, December fourth, and so not a lot
Speaker 4: of Like it's only recently that that's kind of been happening,
Speaker 4: because it used to be that games would come out September, October, November.
Speaker 1: And that was kind of it.
Speaker 4: That was kind of like you would have like maybe
Speaker 4: like like a random one in like March or something.
Speaker 4: But like I think only recently now that like that
Speaker 4: kind of doesn't matter, and there are so many games
Speaker 4: now you're getting like, oh, fucking Resident Evil in January
Speaker 4: and fucking you know, February got something.
Speaker 5: Now it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: But there is no there's no there's no qu like
Speaker 1: quarter sense to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no reason really to limit yourself to like
Speaker 4: the fall season because there's actually like a lot.
Speaker 1: Of Bonner's Game came three came out like fucking what
Speaker 1: August or something, Yeah, August twenty something like that.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: I remember summer being a fucking glut forget, like nothing
Speaker 4: would come out in the summer ever, and I.
Speaker 1: Remember it was so good happen.
Speaker 3: You'd have just what you bought, what you had, you
Speaker 3: finally finished it because you have time to do exactly.
Speaker 4: But now she's coming out in the summer all the time,
Speaker 4: she's coming out in December. Like there's games that come
Speaker 4: out on fucking Christmas. Sometimes you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: so like, but that's now so like, I don't really
Speaker 4: remember a lot of decen things. I do know there
Speaker 4: were certain like there were certain weird like I remember
Speaker 4: my birthday was the Game Awards one year and they
Speaker 4: revealed Crash Team Racing was being remastered, and I thought
Speaker 4: like that was cool because I was like, that's a
Speaker 4: that's perfectly timed. Uh, But nothing ever came out. The
Speaker 4: closest I got was like, there was a real Humans
Speaker 4: game that was supposed to come out in December and
Speaker 4: then it got delayed, and so.
Speaker 1: Did I think? I think God of War, so I
Speaker 1: know recently the closest thing was even though it's funny,
Speaker 1: I haven't played yet just because I started doing the
Speaker 1: A to Z thing my library.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: I was the only person I know in my friend
Speaker 1: group that was that played Dragon's Dogma and so when
Speaker 1: they when they when they announced it, they were dropping
Speaker 1: it just like you know. A few weeks around my birthday.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like what a treat.
Speaker 1: But then I got scared by some of the people,
Speaker 1: like you're talking about the optimization on on Steam and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait for it, to wait for it,
Speaker 1: and then I just never it's been I never. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, I still playing it. It looks
Speaker 1: super like it has to be if I had a
Speaker 1: lot of fun playing the original, so why wouldn't it be.
Speaker 1: And I started seeing some more footage from it recently
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, I really want to play this.
Speaker 4: So it's just better than one in every way, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean even I've been curious about that game.
Speaker 3: I like, I like beating a fun out of monsters
Speaker 3: and making.
Speaker 1: Us colossus that I was like, yo, like I want to.
Speaker 5: That's what got me too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, yo, anything I wish more games
Speaker 4: would steal from Shadow of the Colosses. Personally, Like, I
Speaker 4: just I love that feeling of like scaling a beast
Speaker 4: and fucking killing it, and not all the games do it.
Speaker 5: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I think it's just hard to do it probably is,
Speaker 4: but I get you go to design the map to
Speaker 4: the match to scale up something gigantic, so something gigantic has.
Speaker 1: To exist in an even more giant.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The thing that I love about that though, because it's
Speaker 4: like it's it's like level design and then it's character design,
Speaker 4: and then the character design is level Just like I.
Speaker 1: Was so God of War three. It was so good
Speaker 1: with that where the opening is you're on Gaya, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then at another point you can Cronos and it's
Speaker 1: so fun, and uh, I just was like I need
Speaker 1: First of all, there was nothing like that other than
Speaker 1: maybe fighting a dragon in twenty eighteen. Got twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: You're like on the dragon for a little bit. It
Speaker 1: was like the closest thing you got, and I was
Speaker 1: telling you, like the scale was still too minimal. I
Speaker 1: was like, they they did so much larger. I just
Speaker 1: wish that they would do something like that. And Vailguard
Speaker 1: teased that there was like this some giant shit in
Speaker 1: the end of the game and you just watched it
Speaker 1: go down and cut scenes. I was like that fuck,
Speaker 1: like I want to fight those things.
Speaker 4: It's like when there's already big ship in the franchise
Speaker 4: and you're like, why is that not here? I remember
Speaker 4: when Hayloving It came out. I was like, I can't
Speaker 4: wait to fight a scarab, not at all, not even slightly.
Speaker 1: Never, Like what it's the coolest fucking thing you have.
Speaker 4: It's dope whatever it is to shoot this gorilla again,
Speaker 4: it's still sh gorilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, gorillas. I do like space gorillas. But
Speaker 1: you know not, you know, not that much. Remember Craig,
Speaker 1: You remember that Craig. Craig was awesome.
Speaker 3: He was he was a fella they have. There's lace frame.
Speaker 5: It's so funny, like that face is awesome.
Speaker 4: But like there's in the full game, like there's at
Speaker 4: the highest point in the map, there's like a little
Speaker 4: encampment and it's just like music playing. It's just like
Speaker 4: horrible music, and there's like a record player and it's
Speaker 4: like an his album and it's that face. Like I'm
Speaker 4: not joking, Yeah, I don't think it's like exactly what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, but like there's like an album that's supposed
Speaker 4: to be his and it's just like and it says
Speaker 4: Craig or something on it. I like what they I
Speaker 4: like whenever they can embrace that ship. But like also like,
Speaker 4: come on, dude, get a scarbon there. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Did we answer the question?
Speaker 1: I don't remember what the Yeah, it was like things
Speaker 1: that coincided because oh yeah, God of Word three, I
Speaker 1: remember that just came out. It was one week after
Speaker 1: my birthday, so yeah, I was just looking at him.
Speaker 1: Remember March eighth, March eighth.
Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, a day before my niece's remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I yeah, growing before, growing up, December was growing up,
Speaker 4: December was a glut for games. But I remember, like
Speaker 4: it's happening a lot more now, like the fact that
Speaker 4: like Legacy Knees coming out soon.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm stoked everything everything kind of there's quarterly
Speaker 3: releases now before they used to be like there's more
Speaker 3: stuff coming out and games came out on Spring and
Speaker 3: Fall before. I feel like before which ones.
Speaker 1: Are coming out? Which legacy of knes.
Speaker 5: Are So it's a legacy of Kane Soul Reaver one
Speaker 5: and two.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's Reavers.
Speaker 3: There's other there's another friends.
Speaker 4: Well, so there's there's blood Omen in the Legacy of Kane,
Speaker 4: and then there's blood Ome in two, and then there's
Speaker 4: Legacy of Kane Soli and then to so so Reaver
Speaker 4: one and two were coming out.
Speaker 1: Okay, those are the third and fourth because you actually
Speaker 1: were Kane before, right, yeah? Yeah, now you're as reel
Speaker 1: is I say his name as Rise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm it's been a long time. I don't remember
Speaker 4: that stuff either. What the just happened?
Speaker 3: He just looked at me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the wrizzlers affecting me? Man, I can't get away
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 4: Then I can't get a reason if I opened that
Speaker 4: game up and but.
Speaker 3: No, you have you ever seen them?
Speaker 1: Have you played blood Omen?
Speaker 3: Like came never played the first ones.
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's one of the first PlayStation games, and
Speaker 1: it's it's it feels it like it is. I had
Speaker 1: it on a demo and I was like, even even
Speaker 1: back then, I was like, you.
Speaker 5: Know, it's crazy though, It's like I was playing.
Speaker 4: I played it for like two hours and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: I like this, but it's terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's you ever played the old school? Elder scrolls.
Speaker 1: It has almost a feel like that where it's so
Speaker 1: just the the the graphics feel so like not what
Speaker 1: you know, like when they started pushing the polygon stuff.
Speaker 1: This was before that.
Speaker 4: Essentially, it's it's kind of two D still, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's it's made to look a little bit more
Speaker 4: three D.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me.
Speaker 4: Voice acting is awesome in it though, and like the
Speaker 4: vibe is cool. But like I remember, like just going
Speaker 4: through the inventory, it was impossible, like it felt like that.
Speaker 4: It feel like it was the first voice I don't
Speaker 4: remember that the first voice act the video game.
Speaker 5: That's a great question. I don't know. I would imagine.
Speaker 1: Who.
Speaker 4: It couldn't be anything only, it couldn't be anything on no,
Speaker 4: no way, it couldn't be anything on any ass maybe like.
Speaker 1: Maybe Sonic.
Speaker 5: I really don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a kind of it's a it's an interesting
Speaker 1: box shout of box nineteen eighty, nineteen eighty box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see this this was a this was a blood woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's legacy.
Speaker 3: It can that's interesting.
Speaker 4: It's really like visually, I think it looks cool and
Speaker 4: it feels cool to like the atmosphere wise, but it's
Speaker 4: it's kind of a it's rough to play.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that inventory screen, I don't even know. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you remember it inventory.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember it.
Speaker 4: That's it's very Zelda mixed Castlemania, but like, but it
Speaker 4: doesn't play as well as either house.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: The inventory screen felt like it take felt like it
Speaker 4: took like five seconds to load, and then like there's
Speaker 4: no text in.
Speaker 3: It, so like you don't know what anything.
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Speaker 1: I feel I should know this, and I'm like, ah,
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Speaker 4: this is a job to read.
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Speaker 5: I've had Wicked stuck in my head for like it actually.
Speaker 1: Aggravatingly so annoying. I'm like, this is really really it's done.
Speaker 5: It's pretty catchy.
Speaker 1: I have none of that last song specifically.
Speaker 5: This is really good, and I'm just like, damn it.
Speaker 1: Why are you guys gay? And saw that ship? Well,
Speaker 1: well yeah I know why you saw it, but your excuse,
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Speaker 5: I like musicals.
Speaker 1: I like good ones.
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Speaker 4: but like it's I felt weird that it was like
Speaker 4: this is I should see this because it's weird for
Speaker 4: me to masquerade. It's like, oh yeah, I'm a music guy.
Speaker 4: And then people ask me what my favorite one is.
Speaker 4: I never have an answer.
Speaker 1: Musical I don't know.
Speaker 3: Fucking Backstreet, Backstreet Freestyle, it would be.
Speaker 5: Like in the Heights. Probably was the one that I
Speaker 5: liked the most.
Speaker 1: Not even Jersey Boys, Jersey Boys, The fun is.
Speaker 3: That boys from Jersey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these guys are going Jersey Boys, Jersey Jersey boy everything,
Speaker 1: Jersey Grease.
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Speaker 4: I think it's still works. I love Greece. Is My
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Speaker 4: what's the one where Tim Curry is gay?
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Speaker 1: stop being I'm about to become gay.
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Speaker 5: is this?
Speaker 1: And then they start eating they start eating meat alien
Speaker 1: from those movies?
Speaker 3: Or is that meathead.
Speaker 1: Meat loaf fie, Oh my god, I don't even know
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Speaker 1: probably you might even know who meat Loaf is. There's
Speaker 1: a there's an artist named Meatloaf. Not fun the hell
Speaker 1: I know that meat loaf. Okay, cool, it's like that
Speaker 1: like rock ballad kind of. I mean, I understand that
Speaker 1: an artist named meat loaf is really stupid, but you know, meathead,
Speaker 1: I saw him.
Speaker 5: I saw him in concert.
Speaker 1: You did, did you slap him? Like white white name
Speaker 1: that that's so mean.
Speaker 4: It was really far away, like we were in the
Speaker 4: very bad like our back was against the back wall,
Speaker 4: and we like so we were watching.
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Speaker 4: have been and we just couldn't really make out the detail.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? This is entire time. It's like the
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Speaker 1: like actually be like, we can't we can't put a
Speaker 1: it's reversed.
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Speaker 4: they were like this meatloaf kids sick.
Speaker 5: We gotta get a guy to do it.
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Speaker 3: you guys, meathead, know what the fuck is?
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Speaker 1: What is that? Is that? The one? Isn't there like
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Speaker 1: the giant kids saying something messed up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: What am I looking for? Me?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: What the why is that? Even? What is that? What era?
Speaker 3: It's the eighties?
Speaker 1: Was eighties?
Speaker 3: Yes, eighties. I have a sister. I have an older sister.
Speaker 3: That's the reason why.
Speaker 4: That's sort of the scariest things I've seen without being
Speaker 4: prepared to see it.
Speaker 1: An alien named Meathead. Have never heard of this?
Speaker 3: Then there's Meathead too. I swear to God, you're kidding.
Speaker 3: I swear is it Meathead or meat They made two
Speaker 3: fucking movies of that thing?
Speaker 1: They ran it back. Why have I never heard of
Speaker 1: this before?
Speaker 3: I've never like, why haven't hate this?
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 3: This is like red letter media ship ship I'm talking
Speaker 3: about with the fact that my growing up is so
Speaker 3: broken because I have a twelve year older sister and
Speaker 3: then I was raised by my grandma. I thought, so
Speaker 3: everything is wrong for me.
Speaker 4: I thought I knew things that were not in my
Speaker 4: era when I was like when I would watch like
Speaker 4: short Circuit when I was a kid, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: Johnny five, Johnny five, I loved that movie.
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Speaker 5: I only read the books that.
Speaker 1: Can you finish in like two minutes?
Speaker 3: I think I quit.
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Speaker 1: How many times? One thousand percent? Yeah, and then you can.
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Speaker 1: Still, it doesn't know it's completely normal. That actually really
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Speaker 3: He's one of my closest friends apparently too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so many things sane.
Speaker 3: He's a cartoon character given life, kid rock?
Speaker 1: What about? My friend gave me kid rock albums for
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Speaker 3: God, you see this guy.
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Speaker 4: everything that we love, care, love, love care about talk about.
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Speaker 3: I want to be here no more.
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Speaker 3: Like a someone else from there.
Speaker 1: It's assumed.
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Speaker 4: If I'm mistaken, I could be wrong. He might be
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Speaker 3: People with the name of gay or make me laugh.
Speaker 4: I was sometimes I'll skim through all the episodes of
Speaker 4: the show just just to see, like if we've ever
Speaker 4: I don't even know, just to remember.
Speaker 3: You know what we do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we were doing like some impression to someone
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, Beavis and butt Head's all right people,
Speaker 4: and you're like, I'm Dave and he did a Dave
Speaker 4: Royben impression.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm Dave Ruben. I'm a dumb gay lord
Speaker 1: and hit fucking Derek said that.
Speaker 5: It's such a funny delivery on that ride.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it him in a while, He's it's
Speaker 4: literally been like maybe three two weeks.
Speaker 1: It hasn't been.
Speaker 5: It has not been a long time at all.
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Speaker 4: YouTube that it might not be visible because you use
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Speaker 4: my bitch, bitch web for Dora. I assume I assume
Speaker 4: that means like Spider Man. I was just that has
Speaker 4: like a marble, like a marble Fedora. Would ah spider
Speaker 4: shoot spider that goes soft as fun.
Speaker 5: That goes soft man.
Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy Spider Man Fedora. I wonder if there
Speaker 1: is one like that's already on it would be like
Speaker 1: at my house. It was like it.
Speaker 5: Shows up on the endemic advertising on his instagram.
Speaker 1: Anyway, whoa Spider Man themed ilis machine?
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Speaker 4: McGirt through the gap and Sweeney's teeth easy mode. I
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Speaker 4: something special. I actually think we're probably not going to
Speaker 4: have that many generations after this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they have something. Of course that's not fake.
Speaker 1: I know you would. Uh it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, so, yeah, I guess, yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: it's not that has something crunchy preros put your penis
Speaker 4: in my penis and start pissing. Damn, that's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: Blake nine six radiohead nice Peen. Bob Bryer really tweeted
Speaker 4: the word tranny and then fucking died. Uh fucking acab
Speaker 4: applies to Paddington.
Speaker 1: Now is that the fucking uh, the drummer of my
Speaker 1: simple romance? Let me tell you no fucking idea. What's
Speaker 1: the name again? Bob Bryer, I think that was the
Speaker 1: because if I remember, I think you're right.
Speaker 5: I think I did hear something about that, and he
Speaker 5: was like, he.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh great, like Trump won, we can like
Speaker 1: say tranny again or something. He said something stupid, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that, and then he.
Speaker 4: Well, apparently he killed himself, which is even that's so funny.
Speaker 4: How do you have the nerve, the nerve to like
Speaker 4: vote for Trump? He wins, and then you killed yourself.
Speaker 4: The nerve of that, you fucking suck dude.
Speaker 1: That is the scummiest, is done. I hope a fucking
Speaker 1: bad plumbs all over your fucking corpse. What I bring
Speaker 1: him back to life and he gets beat up by
Speaker 1: a The nerve of that is he never stop swinging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been dead for a month and he's still swinging.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, funk. That guy at least survived.
Speaker 1: At least see what you did, see what you did? Right?
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Speaker 1: My work here is gay. My work, my work here
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Speaker 4: with an acting role.
Speaker 3: My work here is gay.
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Speaker 4: rounding out our list as always.
Speaker 5: The king of Haphazard. Off we go, I'm theer Now.
Speaker 1: I want Rich Evans from a red letter media to
Speaker 1: play joker is crazy like it was like, dude, come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just give it to him, just some like fat
Speaker 1: like old white dudes just being joker. I can't do.
Speaker 5: It's actually unimpersonatable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't even get that hot.
Speaker 4: It's literally like like a if a squeaky door could laugh,
Speaker 4: you know, like it really is like that.
Speaker 3: That's not I don't think that's.
Speaker 1: An accurate description because he does. Yeah. Actually, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: starting I'm starting to now that it's not all Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, bye we leave the uh.
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