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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI

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<v Speaker 1>AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand

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<v Speaker 2>Gary and Shannon k i AM six forty Live everywhere

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<v Speaker 3>Feels like day popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Here at the end of the week of the Democratic

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<v Speaker 2>National Convention, and listen, we're not even the ones who

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<v Speaker 2>were partying like these Democrats were. I mean, there were

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<v Speaker 2>people up late into the night last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I was an adult all week long. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>point that out mostly.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, let's not be too serious. You were constantly

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<v Speaker 2>saying you were going to climb the Michael Jordan statue.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, but did not.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't r you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, we had a chance to.

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<v Speaker 2>We ran into literally ran into former Mayor Antonio Vira

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<v Speaker 2>Gosa and had an opportunity to talk to him about

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of stuff. Now, stay tuned to KFI. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to be talking much more about the RFK

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<v Speaker 2>Junior announcement. Former President Trump has a big rally that's

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<v Speaker 2>planned later tonight, so all of that is still to come.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's a peek into the world that is Antonio Virigosa.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we miss you. I think I like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Democrats miss George w I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people miss you as mayor of Los Angeles after

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<v Speaker 1>Garcetti and now Karen Karen Bass ditched us. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I may have run a foul for I complimented her

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<v Speaker 1>dress from the Olympics, and that was my lead in.

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<v Speaker 1>And now she won't talk to us. You always shocked

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<v Speaker 1>to us. Yes, I am so what launched? Like what

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<v Speaker 1>started this whole thing? To get back into it?

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<v Speaker 4>You know when you well, first of all, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>for having me on.

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<v Speaker 5>I was walking out and we bumped into each other

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<v Speaker 5>and said, oh, we had to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do this interview.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, a few years ago, I was on the ConA

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<v Speaker 5>Nolan Show, and I think I surprised everybody when I

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<v Speaker 5>said I was born and raised here. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 5>this city so dirty, homeless grow so fast, crime out

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<v Speaker 5>of control. It feels like Rome is burning and the

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<v Speaker 5>city's adrift. I felt like there was no leadership. And

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<v Speaker 5>that was a few years ago. And then I was

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<v Speaker 5>asked to be Governor Newswrom's infrastructure advisor, and I went

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<v Speaker 5>up and down the state from the Oregon to the

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<v Speaker 5>Mexican border, and people said you need to come back.

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<v Speaker 4>They said, we're looking for a problem solver.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I'll tell you something what I've liked about

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<v Speaker 5>this convention. There's too much screaming on both sides. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>a Democrat, and you know, unabashedly so, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>a screamer.

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<v Speaker 4>I like working with people. I like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>know that people have other.

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<v Speaker 5>Views, that they're not made in my image, and that

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<v Speaker 5>when you work together, you get things done.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why when I.

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<v Speaker 5>Was Speaker, I got two budgets on time when we

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<v Speaker 5>didn't have a super majority. I had forty two votes

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<v Speaker 5>members one year, forty eight another.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to work with Republicans.

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<v Speaker 5>We got two budgets on time with the surplus and

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<v Speaker 5>invested more money and education that we had previously. I

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<v Speaker 5>did the same thing as mayor. You know, I took

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<v Speaker 5>on my friends from time to time. Not because I

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<v Speaker 5>was looking for a fight with my friends, but because

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<v Speaker 5>I understood, you know, in these jobs, you got to

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<v Speaker 5>make the tough calls. Sixty percent increase in the graduation rate,

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<v Speaker 5>forty eight percent drop in violent crime, number one American city,

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<v Speaker 5>and reducing carbon emissions number.

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<v Speaker 4>Five in the world. So I think people are looking

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<v Speaker 4>for people that don't just talk.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, I like to talk to we all do,

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<v Speaker 5>especially if you're a politician, but they want to do

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<v Speaker 5>they want to roll up their sleeves. I was joking

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<v Speaker 5>with one of my assistants. I said, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>an eighteen hour day guy. Get up before you and

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<v Speaker 5>go to sleep after you. And that's what these jobs

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<v Speaker 5>are all about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird hearing somebody talk about policy and numbers here

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<v Speaker 1>at this movie that.

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<v Speaker 3>Have not yet used the word joy.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard joyful warrior or anything. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this convention seemed short on facts and figures and.

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<v Speaker 3>Policy and big party.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, yeah, so this is this is refreshing. What

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<v Speaker 1>is your what has been your takeaway here? You agree

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<v Speaker 1>with us, don't you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay to say that's all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the joy part. I like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I like what the admonition from Bill Clinton, uh and

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<v Speaker 5>Oprah that those people are neighbors, and I think we

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<v Speaker 5>forget that. You know, how many of us go to

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<v Speaker 5>a Thanksgiving dinner and have family members that have diametrically

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<v Speaker 5>different views in you and you love them. They're good people.

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<v Speaker 5>They just don't agree with you. And I think if

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<v Speaker 5>we approach that so that part of it, I like,

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<v Speaker 5>I agree that, you know, we need to define Kamala

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<v Speaker 5>Harris before the other side does. And that's why they

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<v Speaker 5>focused on a lot of that because they know in

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of days, you know, somebody else is.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to define her.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, look, in the course of this campaign,

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to see more press conferences because you got

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<v Speaker 5>to have them, and more detail to the program.

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<v Speaker 4>But remember she's part of the Biden Harris team.

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<v Speaker 5>We know what their politics were all about, we know

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<v Speaker 5>what their policies are all about.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's not.

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<v Speaker 5>As if we don't know what Democrats have for because

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<v Speaker 5>we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's talk specifically about California and the legislature.

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<v Speaker 3>You mentioned super majority. If you were to.

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<v Speaker 2>Become governor, is super majority with your party in power?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the most optimal way for you to run

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<v Speaker 2>a state of California or would you rather see and

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<v Speaker 2>without campaigning for Republicans obviously because that's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>happen from you, but would you rather see a more

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<v Speaker 2>evenly split legislature so that work can be done with

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more bipartisan work.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually would like to campaign for Republicans. I want

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<v Speaker 5>every vote, not just a Democratic vote. But I recogniz

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not pollyannish. I recognize that we've gotten.

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<v Speaker 4>So partisan, so polarized. People see a D or an

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<v Speaker 4>R in front of your name and they just say, no.

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<v Speaker 4>What I like, you know, a more even legislature.

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<v Speaker 5>If there was more consonants in terms of our policies.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, right now there's not. I want to bring people

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<v Speaker 4>to a results or in the politic.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, people love to talk about fifth largest economy

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<v Speaker 5>in the world. How about highest effective poverty rate in America?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, how about too many people you know work

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<v Speaker 5>in every single day and don't make enough to pay rent.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it used to be that buying a house

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<v Speaker 5>was part of the American dream. Now renting an apartment

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<v Speaker 5>with three roommates. Talk to my kids and everybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>So, yeah, I do. I will try to work.

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<v Speaker 5>With the other side. I don't think there's a problem

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<v Speaker 5>with it. I'm proud of that. When they asked me

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<v Speaker 5>to be infrastructure advisor, the first thing I did. Met

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<v Speaker 5>with the speaker, met with the pro tem, met with

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<v Speaker 5>the two Republican leaders, They were so surprised that I

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<v Speaker 5>sat down on them and I said, infrastructures are not partisan.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Let's put.

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<v Speaker 5>People to work, you know, Let's build rebuild our roads

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<v Speaker 5>and our highways and our bridges.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think you're going to see somebody's going to

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<v Speaker 4>reach out.

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<v Speaker 5>I think at first, you know, there's not going to

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<v Speaker 5>be a lot of folks running to my candidacy. But

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<v Speaker 5>I think over time, what people see I'm a nier.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to work with everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>In California is Cesspool. Okay, we're both from San Francisco area.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a shining city on that I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a wonderful place. It was one of the best today.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a tourist destination. I don't go there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go there. It's very I got

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<v Speaker 1>married there, Like, I love that city, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go there anymore because it's it's scary. Frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>like the crazy people, the people on the fentanyl, the

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<v Speaker 1>open drug markets. I mean, I'm not being super conservative.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying what I see with my own eyes. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin Newsom comes to Los Angeles a few weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>when he starts tearing down an encampment, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not paying attention, It's like, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. We're paying attention, we're living in it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not living in it. So what's your plan to clean

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<v Speaker 1>up the cesspool that has become California?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, one side talks constantly about we can't criminalize homelessness,

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<v Speaker 5>and I agree we can't, but we can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Have the chaos we have today too. Look, I've said,

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<v Speaker 4>as an.

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<v Speaker 5>Example, you can't put a tent and an encampment in

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<v Speaker 5>front of a school because I know what neighborhoods are

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<v Speaker 5>going to go to them. I know what neighborhoods are

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<v Speaker 5>going to go. So they're not going to go to

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<v Speaker 5>the affluent and they're going to go.

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<v Speaker 4>To the poor neighborhoods.

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<v Speaker 5>Those kids are going to have to walk in the

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<v Speaker 5>street while somebody is urinating, defecating, or taking drugs. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>I want to build more housing because we know building

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<v Speaker 5>housing with wraparound services for the chronically homeless is one

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<v Speaker 4>More drug rehabilitation programs.

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<v Speaker 5>But you can't not refuse to go to rehabilitation, stay

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<v Speaker 5>on the street and say that there aren't going to

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<v Speaker 5>be consequences for it. So I'm not a criminalization person,

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<v Speaker 5>but I'm not for the chaos that you talked about either.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I said a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>And let's be clear, I think Karen Bass has done

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<v Speaker 5>a really different job.

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<v Speaker 4>With respect to homeless than her predecessor.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just be honest and so, but at the end

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<v Speaker 5>of the day, I think we need to cut red

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<v Speaker 5>tape and permitting build more housing. You know, I never

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<v Speaker 5>was afraid to go to a town hall where everybody

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<v Speaker 5>would scream at me.

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<v Speaker 4>And sometimes, you know, you think.

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<v Speaker 5>At first you'd say, Wow, they don't like me, and

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<v Speaker 5>then when soon it's over, they're taking pictures with you.

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<v Speaker 4>And self and will you sign my hat?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it weird?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? So it's like it's a noise man.

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<v Speaker 5>And what I noticed after all these years that I've

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<v Speaker 5>been involved, is like, do the right thing. It's not

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<v Speaker 5>always going to be popular. People be upset. But I'll

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<v Speaker 5>tell you what you just said. San Francisco is a

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<v Speaker 5>great city. Let's make it beautiful again. La is a

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<v Speaker 5>great city. Let's make it beautiful again.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about George Gascon?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, look, I'll be real clear, because it's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>LA is bad right now. Ellie County is lawlessness, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean no law and order. It's horrible. And like you said,

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<v Speaker 4>You know Prop forty seven I voted for.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't perfect. We can't be afraid when something's not

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<v Speaker 4>And I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't make change, in my opinion, with a sledgehammer.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that is unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>Incarcerating more people than anybody in the world per capita.

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<v Speaker 4>But some people.

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<v Speaker 4>There are people that belong in jail.

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<v Speaker 5>And this notion that, oh, you know, those people can

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<v Speaker 5>be redeemed, Yes, some of them can, but yes they're

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<v Speaker 5>We went from one of the most dangerous big cities,

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<v Speaker 5>more dangerous in Chicago, to one of the safest.

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<v Speaker 4>How did we do it? More cops, putting.

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<v Speaker 5>but also taking guns off the street. Prevention and intervention

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<v Speaker 4>Night lights, which you've gone to it. So you got

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<v Speaker 5>I want to do all of the above, not just

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<v Speaker 5>talk tough, be smart on crime. But let's be clear

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<v Speaker 5>And so that's what I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Describe the relationship between the mayor of a big city

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<v Speaker 2>city mayors. What is that relationship? Like, how do you

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you're a supplicant.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you got to go to the governor and

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<v Speaker 5>So you know, trying to be nice, right, trying to

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<v Speaker 5>work with them, but you're also an advocate. If you remember,

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<v Speaker 5>we cut redevelopment in the middle of the worst recession

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<v Speaker 5>since the nineteen twenties, and I had to take on

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<v Speaker 5>party when I was speaker. From time to time I

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<v Speaker 4>We did healthy families together.

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<v Speaker 5>going to them, but sometimes you got to stand up

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you cut your hair it was getting a

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<v Speaker 1>little wild there I was.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a great picture that we saw yesterday. We

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<v Speaker 3>were talking about trying to find you here at the convention.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a picture from a few years ago. Your hairs

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit longer. What's collars? You got like pokahs

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a burning man. What are we doing here, folks?

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<v Speaker 5>People tell me, sir, you know this jacket with a

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't got it.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't do it to have a time, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>Mayor and TONI were so also running for governor. Twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six is the election. Thanks for stopping by, Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for making time for.

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<v Speaker 3>Us, man, Thank you appreciate it. Thank you to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun Gary and Shannon. Our final day in Chicago. And

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to tell you, I'm looking forward to Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we've committed to a politics free show, We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be bringing you murder and mayhem and gay penguins.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything, everything that has nothing to do with politics.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about butter some more. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about breads and butters and and apples.

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<v Speaker 2>We could we could still go through and review some

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean I'm thinking like an hour on

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<v Speaker 1>the sausages and the steaks and the pizza, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I do have a whole list of things

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<v Speaker 1>We cannot say the list on the air. Probably much

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<v Speaker 1>of it you did.

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<v Speaker 3>You did refer to me. I forgot to mention this

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<v Speaker 3>of yesterday. You referred to me as your dad at.

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<v Speaker 2>The Cubs game. When we're at Wrigley Field. Oscar was

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing a bit for the concessions guy, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>because because I like to make fun of the fact

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing I forgot to mention about the Cubs

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<v Speaker 2>Detroit Tigers dugout. There's a kid who got up there

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<v Speaker 1>So those people were so nice, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 3>Very cool moment? It was very very cool. Yeah, until

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<v Speaker 3>you got the security guard fired. But again, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe sin he.

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<v Speaker 1>Has a name, it's Jason. I felt bad about that,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Well, what happened if you missed the story?

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<v Speaker 1>There was a security guard that would stand between the

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, well, would I go to the stadium

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<v Speaker 1>I asked for my picture to be taken with Jason

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? And I said, can I take a

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<v Speaker 2>It was the funniest thing because those guys ahead of us,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why Jason's not here anymore, they all started busting up, laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, see, you can make friends. I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, obviously we had a busy time here in Chicago,

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<v Speaker 2>and that doesn't mean we can't do some fun things

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<v Speaker 2>that have nothing to do with Chicago, and we end

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<v Speaker 2>our shows on Fridays with the nine news Nuggets. You

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<v Speaker 2>that are going on. So I guess you could say.

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy used the phrase a couple of days ago the

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<v Speaker 3>In an attempt to sort of cleanse our palates.

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<v Speaker 2>So as we go into the weekend, why don't we

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<v Speaker 2>cleanse our palettes with the nine news nuggets. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to know the stories that otherwise would have fallen through

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<v Speaker 3>If we weren't so busy. It's time for your honorable mention,

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<v Speaker 3>Honorable mention, not the most to mention.

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<v Speaker 5>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 5>of honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of Evansville, Indiana's Halloween staples is going to

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<v Speaker 3>I guess. In Evansville, one of the things they do.

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<v Speaker 2>Is they take a give tours of the catacombs in

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<v Speaker 2>the former Vanderberg County Courthouse for years. However, they've got

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<v Speaker 1>Raydon right on, right on, rad On, that's one of

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<v Speaker 3>Raid On Gas said that the attraction's going.

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<v Speaker 2>To move beneath the House of Lector on Main Street.

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<v Speaker 2>The House of Lector is a companion attraction, they said

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<v Speaker 1>I see your haunted catacombs, and I raise you a

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<v Speaker 1>haunted house ghost. Here is number nine at number nine,

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I speak nine languages killing right basically.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody at table?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll be al ready to go another nine?

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<v Speaker 3>And niner? Did I catch a niner in there where

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<v Speaker 4>Walkie Talks.

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<v Speaker 1>A karate expert in Japan who broke a haunted house

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<v Speaker 3>I see he knows his judo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well well played, well played. This was in Kyoto the

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<v Speaker 1>consuming alcohol, Well haven't we all.

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00:21:31.119 --> 00:21:34.839
<v Speaker 2>Once inside, he was startled when a park employee stepped

430
00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:38.400
<v Speaker 2>forward to frighten him. That park employee dressed as it goes,

431
00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:43.039
<v Speaker 2>and he went hey, yeah. He reacted by kicking the

432
00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:46.799
<v Speaker 2>ghost in the face, breaking the worker's jaw, and the

433
00:21:46.839 --> 00:21:49.640
<v Speaker 2>man later claimed that his actions were simply a reflex

434
00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:51.319
<v Speaker 2>and he really couldn't do much about it.

435
00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's talk about that. I think that that is

436
00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:58.000
<v Speaker 1>a pretty strong defense. I agree, you're an expert in karate.

437
00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:01.039
<v Speaker 1>That's all you do all day is just kicking. You're punching,

438
00:22:01.079 --> 00:22:07.200
<v Speaker 1>You're doing this, you're paint all of that, and people

439
00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:10.720
<v Speaker 1>are looking at me like, what the hell is she doing? Yeah,

440
00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:15.960
<v Speaker 1>this is I can't I keep forgetting we're in public, Keep.

441
00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:18.559
<v Speaker 3>Having you put your put your hands down public, do that.

442
00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:21.319
<v Speaker 1>With your hands, whatever you're doing with your hands, stop

443
00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:24.880
<v Speaker 1>doing it. But it would be natural that that that

444
00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:26.119
<v Speaker 1>would be a reflex.

445
00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've been in situations like that where seeing somebody

446
00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:34.920
<v Speaker 2>react in a very very potentially violent way. My wife

447
00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:38.559
<v Speaker 2>and I were one of those haunted attractions at Universal

448
00:22:38.599 --> 00:22:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Studios many years ago, and some.

449
00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:41.319
<v Speaker 3>Guy came out.

450
00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:43.400
<v Speaker 2>They're not supposed to touch you, right, that's not what

451
00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:46.039
<v Speaker 2>they do, but they'll come pretty close and they'll get

452
00:22:46.039 --> 00:22:46.519
<v Speaker 2>in your face.

453
00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:48.519
<v Speaker 1>Your hands, sorry, and they'll.

454
00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:49.079
<v Speaker 3>Get in your face.

455
00:22:50.039 --> 00:22:52.519
<v Speaker 2>She reacted like she was going to punch the guy

456
00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:55.640
<v Speaker 2>that just that jumped out at us, and I mean

457
00:22:55.640 --> 00:22:56.440
<v Speaker 2>we were out of there.

458
00:22:56.799 --> 00:22:57.680
<v Speaker 1>A strong right hook.

459
00:22:57.799 --> 00:23:01.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, I yes, sometimes when I'm not paying attention to her,

460
00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:05.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm yes when I'm bad. In this lawsuit, the karate

461
00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:07.880
<v Speaker 2>expert argued that the park had been negligent by failing

462
00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:11.279
<v Speaker 2>to train its staff to prevent such attacks from visitors.

463
00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:14.559
<v Speaker 2>He also contended that the park should have prevented him

464
00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:17.799
<v Speaker 2>from entering the attraction given the fact that he had

465
00:23:17.839 --> 00:23:20.920
<v Speaker 2>been drinking. They should have known it and should not

466
00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:23.720
<v Speaker 2>have allowed a drunk karate master to go through the

467
00:23:23.759 --> 00:23:24.319
<v Speaker 2>haunted house.

468
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I see you know your judo. Well, here's number eight.

469
00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:38.839
<v Speaker 4>Would be great if you.

470
00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:39.160
<v Speaker 6>Could a chive his bold every eight second, listening to

471
00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:44.680
<v Speaker 6>eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

472
00:23:46.279 --> 00:23:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, police are looking for a woman who climbed over

473
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:52.359
<v Speaker 2>a barrier surrounding a tiger enclosure at a zoo in

474
00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:55.160
<v Speaker 2>New Jersey, before she approached the tigers and put a

475
00:23:55.160 --> 00:23:58.880
<v Speaker 2>hand through a metal fence and amazingly was not bitten.

476
00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Why when you just let her be eaten by the tiger?

477
00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:03.519
<v Speaker 1>This is Darwinism.

478
00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Bridgeton Police said they wanted to speak to the woman

479
00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 2>after video of her inside that enclosure at Kohanzik Zoo

480
00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:14.880
<v Speaker 2>in Bridgeton emerged. Police Department released the video, said it's

481
00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:17.799
<v Speaker 2>not clear when this incident took place, but she went

482
00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:20.640
<v Speaker 2>over the wooden fence at the tiger enclosure and started

483
00:24:20.799 --> 00:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>enticing the tiger, almost getting bit by putting her hand

484
00:24:23.720 --> 00:24:24.839
<v Speaker 2>through the wire enclosure.

485
00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Again, don't you think she should have just been eaten?

486
00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:29.920
<v Speaker 3>You just leave her in there, I mean, leave her in.

487
00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:32.880
<v Speaker 1>There, Let let the let the tiger get its prize.

488
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming tigers would enjoy human meat, even stupid human meat.

489
00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:38.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't I don't know what.

490
00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Did tigers eat? Well do tigers eat?

491
00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:48.160
<v Speaker 3>If you're in the if you're in the tiger enclosure,

492
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:48.759
<v Speaker 3>el you.

493
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.079
<v Speaker 1>Tigers are carnivores, and a carnivores basic diet consists of

494
00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:56.279
<v Speaker 1>raw meat. Mmmmmmmmm.

495
00:24:56.920 --> 00:24:59.440
<v Speaker 2>She This woman went right up to the tall metal fence,

496
00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:02.480
<v Speaker 2>puts her hand through the gap and looked like she

497
00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:05.960
<v Speaker 2>was probably trying to pet the animal. The tiger quickly

498
00:25:06.039 --> 00:25:09.000
<v Speaker 2>moves its jaws toward her, forcing her to remove her hand.

499
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:10.640
<v Speaker 3>And step away. She stops.

500
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:14.279
<v Speaker 2>She poses as if somebody was taking a photograph, before

501
00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:16.000
<v Speaker 2>she climbs back over the wooden enclosure.

502
00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what's on the tiger menu. It's

503
00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:24.039
<v Speaker 1>a wild boar deer also known to consume. Listen to this, monkeys, buffalo,

504
00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>sloth bears, leopards, and even crocodiles. Wow, that's a They

505
00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>may also feed on cattle.

506
00:25:31.799 --> 00:25:33.799
<v Speaker 3>Or goats, making me hungry.

507
00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I know we've been in Chicago too long if we're

508
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:38.839
<v Speaker 1>trying to get into a sloth bear.

509
00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.

510
00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:49.359
<v Speaker 6>We're on with seven days with the government, seven seven

511
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:52.440
<v Speaker 6>a seven years of college down to dra.

512
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Seven seven seven days.

513
00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, a guy is oh my gosh, that picture is awful.

514
00:26:02.359 --> 00:26:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Guy was left bleeding after a hair transplant, and he he.

515
00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:13.599
<v Speaker 3>Refused to get off of a plane. This is in Miami.

516
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.079
<v Speaker 1>You can't go onto a plane with blood pouring out

517
00:26:17.119 --> 00:26:18.079
<v Speaker 1>of your skull.

518
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:22.440
<v Speaker 2>So weird Uhanio Ernesto Hernandez Garnier and a female companion

519
00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:26.400
<v Speaker 2>taking off that airplane in Miami this week. Staff were

520
00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:29.559
<v Speaker 2>concerned about the state of his head. I mean, it

521
00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:34.160
<v Speaker 2>looks like somebody, it looks helped him, Yeah, stopped him.

522
00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:37.799
<v Speaker 2>It looked like a scene out of Silence of the

523
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Lambs or something.

524
00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like that's when the guy takes the skull off.

525
00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:44.079
<v Speaker 2>The other guy, twenty seven year old, said he didn't

526
00:26:44.079 --> 00:26:46.079
<v Speaker 2>have any fresh bandages to clean up the wound.

527
00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:47.240
<v Speaker 3>They refused to.

528
00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:52.039
<v Speaker 2>Leave with an arrest report, stating that this woman you wow,

529
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.599
<v Speaker 2>that's a name. You Slatus Loyola said, if they could

530
00:26:55.640 --> 00:26:59.200
<v Speaker 2>not fly, then no one's gonna fly, So police were

531
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.519
<v Speaker 2>called on board. More in the pair that they would

532
00:27:01.559 --> 00:27:05.319
<v Speaker 2>be arrested. She started live streaming the incident on TikTok.

533
00:27:06.039 --> 00:27:09.799
<v Speaker 2>Eventually they were handcuffed by the police taking off the

534
00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:11.920
<v Speaker 2>American Airlines flight to Las Vegas.

535
00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:13.599
<v Speaker 1>What's that that?

536
00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 3>You know what?

537
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I was just remembering when I was on a flight

538
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>and actually had to have an emergency landing in rural

539
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Canada like Siberia. Crazy, and it was just all covered

540
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:30.680
<v Speaker 1>in snow and it was because a guy who made

541
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>his way towards the back of the aircraft where we

542
00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:35.759
<v Speaker 1>were had a medical emergency and his face was covered

543
00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:37.759
<v Speaker 1>in blood and it was terrified. I don't know why

544
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.400
<v Speaker 1>it was terrifying for me because my face wasn't covered

545
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>in blood, but it's weird to see someone bleeding like

546
00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:43.599
<v Speaker 1>that on an airplane.

547
00:27:43.880 --> 00:27:45.119
<v Speaker 3>Were you headed to Europe?

548
00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Headed back from backing?

549
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that makes sense.

550
00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Here's number seven six six, Yeah, I.

551
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Got six, you got six, she got six, number six.

552
00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.960
<v Speaker 3>There's six more weeks of later a picture of me,

553
00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.880
<v Speaker 3>a rabbi, and six drunken longshore.

554
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:01.480
<v Speaker 4>Taking a nation home closer to us.

555
00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:02.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to think that.

556
00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:03.720
<v Speaker 6>Drink another shit pack.

557
00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, speaking of airplanes, a passenger was arrested at an

558
00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Australian airport after he left a stationary airliner through an

559
00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:16.599
<v Speaker 2>emergency exit. This is white along a wing and then

560
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:18.839
<v Speaker 2>climbed down a jet engine on the tarmac.

561
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.880
<v Speaker 1>So I think what was going on here is this

562
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:25.519
<v Speaker 1>passenger was trying to relive that twilight zone. Oh, the

563
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:28.200
<v Speaker 1>one with something at thousand feet?

564
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.519
<v Speaker 3>Yes, William William.

565
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:33.079
<v Speaker 1>Shatner, isn't that one? Yeah? Exactly?

566
00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Jetstar flight JQ five oh seven had arrived at Melbourne

567
00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Airport from Sydney, parked at a terminal gate when.

568
00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:41.960
<v Speaker 3>The guy left the plane by the right side.

569
00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:46.799
<v Speaker 1>You ever wanted to do this? I on a wing,

570
00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:47.720
<v Speaker 1>walk around on it.

571
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've looked at it, just just this flight coming

572
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:56.440
<v Speaker 2>here from Dallas last Sunday. I was standing, or I

573
00:28:56.559 --> 00:28:58.519
<v Speaker 2>was sitting in a seat right over the wing, and

574
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at the arrows that tell you where to

575
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.640
<v Speaker 2>go once you're out on the wing. Yeah, like I

576
00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.319
<v Speaker 2>did think about, you know, it might be fun to

577
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.559
<v Speaker 2>get out there, maybe not at thirty thousand feet, But

578
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:10.240
<v Speaker 2>so we're.

579
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Leaving today and I am just going to tell you

580
00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:15.079
<v Speaker 1>before we get to the airport.

581
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:15.200
<v Speaker 3>Don't do that.

582
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, the good news is I don't want to do

583
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the show alone.

584
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Now we're not even going to the same airport, so

585
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:25.480
<v Speaker 2>you can't control me anymore. This guy opened the open

586
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:28.440
<v Speaker 2>the exit, which of course automatically deployed the slide from

587
00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:30.799
<v Speaker 2>the back of the wing at the fuselage to the ground.

588
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>But instead he walked out along the wing and then

589
00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:37.119
<v Speaker 2>climb down on one of the two engines that's out

590
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:38.119
<v Speaker 2>there and a.

591
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Way, my gosh, I just looked at the next story.

592
00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:47.640
<v Speaker 2>They said that the band was exhibiting some very strange behavior.

593
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Here's number five for five.

594
00:29:50.839 --> 00:29:53.480
<v Speaker 3>I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.

595
00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:58.839
<v Speaker 1>Five little long geese, specially the year five point five five.

596
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:02.000
<v Speaker 3>My favorite, lose five pounds immediately.

597
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:03.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

598
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.319
<v Speaker 3>I do not like that picture either.

599
00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:11.319
<v Speaker 1>No, it's awful. So giant spiders that can grow to

600
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>the size of rats. Oh, I felt like it was

601
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:18.480
<v Speaker 1>on me, wrong with me. It was just giant spiders.

602
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.039
<v Speaker 3>Nothing even touched you. That was funny, I know.

603
00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Giant spiders that can grow to the

604
00:30:24.519 --> 00:30:27.400
<v Speaker 1>size of rats and live off fish or making a

605
00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:28.480
<v Speaker 1>comeback in the UK.

606
00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

607
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:37.480
<v Speaker 2>For centuries, the fen raft spider used to live in

608
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:40.400
<v Speaker 2>the wetlands around the United Kingdom, but after the Industrial

609
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Revolution a lot of their habitats were drained. The species

610
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:48.839
<v Speaker 2>almost went extinct. And now after years of conversation, sorry,

611
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.240
<v Speaker 2>con conservation work.

612
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Why would you want to conserve these months?

613
00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, they said, it's now back to thriving

614
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.440
<v Speaker 2>in the UK. It hit a load just three years,

615
00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:01.200
<v Speaker 2>three areas where they were to exist. But now there's

616
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:04.960
<v Speaker 2>an estimated ten thousand breeding females across the UK.

617
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Think about that ten thousand of those things.

618
00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, stop showing me that. Here's number four,

619
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>poor minute.

620
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:18.079
<v Speaker 5>It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, number four.

621
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:21.880
<v Speaker 4>This isn't the same world you left four years version.

622
00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:25.599
<v Speaker 1>Am I allowed to say penis at this time of day?

623
00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Sure?

624
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Costco's not safe for work. Penis cups are eliciting

625
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:33.559
<v Speaker 1>some naughty reactions.

626
00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:40.559
<v Speaker 2>A Reddit user uploaded an image asking people how Costco

627
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:43.039
<v Speaker 2>expects customers to be fine with what they're seeing.

628
00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to explain the penis cup?

629
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

630
00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So it's a soda cup with a plastic lid

631
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:51.200
<v Speaker 1>on top cup, and you know the plastic lids that

632
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.839
<v Speaker 1>pull back like I'm thinking of gas station coffee places.

633
00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:57.359
<v Speaker 1>For sure, there were McDonald's or what have you pulls back.

634
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:01.000
<v Speaker 1>So this one has a pullback tab as well, but

635
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:04.640
<v Speaker 1>when you pull it back, it's in the shape of

636
00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a male genitalia wiganberries.

637
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

638
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:11.720
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of readers said that it was pretty funny.

639
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:17.319
<v Speaker 2>An onslaught of dirty jokes. Somebody wrote, hate to say it,

640
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:19.039
<v Speaker 2>but looks like you got shafted.

641
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:19.440
<v Speaker 4>Get it?

642
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I usually wow, can't refer to that one Hi brow

643
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Remember now, I can't read you can't read.

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<v Speaker 1>Any of them. Those are awful. Then he printed that

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<v Speaker 1>in the post.

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<v Speaker 2>All of them says make eye contact with the other

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<v Speaker 2>guys at the food court while you're sitting your drink

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<v Speaker 2>after No, anyway, I can't read any of those.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you've seen the inadvertent genitalia pictures before.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not asking you, I'm not well.

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<v Speaker 1>There was that at the Olympics most recently. That man's genitals.

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<v Speaker 3>Very was not inadvertent. That was very advert But that

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't a penis.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the other stuff, right, Hello, was it a penis? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it that he that he hit them?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, heard the guy from the opening ceremonies.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. Yes guy, Yes, the guy hanging out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>those were the next other blue guy. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>other stuff. Those were other parties.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a number of penis incursions at the at

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 3>Incursions. I feel like the word is being misused there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's it.

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<v Speaker 6>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very genital heavy Olympics, probably the most genitally

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<v Speaker 2>heavy Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>Recursion, an invasion or attack, especially a sudden or brief one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly how I felt by those two penises at

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympics. It was like, WHOA, what's that doing there?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's number three.

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<v Speaker 5>Number three shall be the number count and the number

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<v Speaker 5>of the counting shall be three.

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<v Speaker 4>Three out three Security clearance level three.

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<v Speaker 3>All three three.

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<v Speaker 1>I got all three of you guys, for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of your naturally born live.

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<v Speaker 3>After about three days, they both start to stink. Three.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here we are in Chicago, right and it's the

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<v Speaker 2>absolute the center of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>When it comes to Deep Dish pizza. In Miami Springs, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>A fifty five year old guy is facing a felony

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<v Speaker 2>charge for an impersonation scheme that left a bunch of

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00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.840
<v Speaker 2>pizza customers getting a raw deal. Said that he was

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<v Speaker 2>running an elaborate scheme to defraud tourists staying in the

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<v Speaker 2>hotels in and around Miami Springs by pretending to be

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<v Speaker 2>a well known pizza parlor, and according to police, customers

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<v Speaker 2>who thought they were ordering pizzas from Romans Pizzeria were

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00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:52.880
<v Speaker 2>instead getting slices made by a guy named Jose Marty Alvarez.

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<v Speaker 1>Well was the pizza good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was he was distributing fake pizza flyers to

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<v Speaker 2>hotel rooms along Northwest thirty Street near Miami International and

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<v Speaker 2>it was advertising Roman Pizzeria, which was I guess famous

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<v Speaker 2>for its high quality pies.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not what people were getting.

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<v Speaker 2>So Heyeseuss, the proprietor of the Real Romans Pizzeria had

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<v Speaker 2>been cooking up pies for four decades, says that the

699
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:23.159
<v Speaker 2>pizzas were bad. They were uncooked. Sometimes they were sent

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<v Speaker 2>in a box with a piece of raw dough, and

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00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:28.000
<v Speaker 2>he says, they just give it to them and by

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<v Speaker 2>the time they realize it, they've gone away.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I want pizza real bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Police said that the guy was doing this for years

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<v Speaker 2>and caused significant hardships for the Real Romans Pizzeria, including

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00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.199
<v Speaker 2>complaints to the Better Business Bureau, a bunch of negative

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00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:45.280
<v Speaker 2>reviews on yelp upset customers.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, what do you think Roman did to that

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<v Speaker 1>guy to deserve this?

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00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:50.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but they said.

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<v Speaker 2>After Roman went to the police, officers did arrest the

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00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:57.880
<v Speaker 2>fake Roman on a charge of organized scheme to defraud,

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<v Speaker 2>booked him into county jail this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't mess with people's pizza that they will throw the

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<v Speaker 1>book at you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, he's also facing an aggravated battery charge

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00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:09.039
<v Speaker 2>because he'd been running away from hotel staff in his

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00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.400
<v Speaker 2>vehicle and hit one of the hotel staff members as

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<v Speaker 2>he was doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's number two.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? You two forgot two things?

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<v Speaker 6>One?

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<v Speaker 1>Two? There's two sons and no women who ring. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a tax guy. You like a tax loophole

725
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:29.320
<v Speaker 1>just as much as the next guy, right, sure, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a city center office building in Liverpool that

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<v Speaker 1>has been home to a snail farm for more than

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<v Speaker 1>a year. The council bosses allege it's to avoid at tax.

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<v Speaker 1>About fifteen covered crates containing as few as two snails

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<v Speaker 1>each have been kept on the lower ground floor of

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<v Speaker 1>this building for about a year. Under current law, this

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<v Speaker 1>could qualify as agricultural use and this part of the

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<v Speaker 1>building would be exempt from business rates. How about that.

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<v Speaker 1>We've never thought about bringing in snails and housing them

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid.

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<v Speaker 3>Taxes snail farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but snails are kind of easy, right, You just

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<v Speaker 1>leave them in the boxes. They don't really move around

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, they said.

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<v Speaker 2>The number of snails per crate is kept to a

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<v Speaker 2>minimum to avoid snail cannibalism, snail group sex, and snail orgies.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it. That's fake. That is not fake, silly, But

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<v Speaker 1>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Need thousands and thousands of snails otherwise there's no business.

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<v Speaker 2>And that snail farming usually involves feeding and cleaning daily.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that snails were cannibals. I think I

747
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>would rather die than eat a person. There's number one,

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<v Speaker 1>number one, number one.

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<v Speaker 4>We're number one, ben.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one. Are you the number one roll?

751
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Number one, number one, number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like this is your future. And I

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00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 2>mean this in the most positive positive way. When you

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<v Speaker 2>work someplace for forty years, someone's gonna give you an

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<v Speaker 2>award of some kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, what would you like? Would you like a jacket? Meat?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like a gold watch? You want a new

758
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<v Speaker 3>pair of shoes?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Maybe a zero sick leave jacket like that?

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<v Speaker 2>The meats there's a shop assistant in Britain has been

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00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:33.280
<v Speaker 2>awarded forty sausage rolls for forty years of service.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, have you ever had a sausage roll from

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00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Frankie's in Chico?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:41.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, that was like the fancy restaurant that

767
00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I went to. Maybe once in four years because someone's

768
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>parents came to town and they had money, and so

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00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:50.280
<v Speaker 1>we went to Frankie's and they had a sausage roll

770
00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:54.639
<v Speaker 1>there and it was delicious. It's just a sausage covered

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00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:58.639
<v Speaker 1>in like paste, like puff pastry. Oh Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty six year.

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<v Speaker 2>Old Kevin Parson started working at the Alliance Supermarket back

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen eighty four. They said they marked the anniversaries

775
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:11.920
<v Speaker 2>fortieth anniversary, giving him a certificate, a tropical themed mural

776
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:15.079
<v Speaker 2>for his home that's nice, and a sausage roll for

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00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>each of his next forty shifts.

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<v Speaker 3>They said that this guy is basically a celebrity in

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<v Speaker 3>that store.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wonderful.

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00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Well why not end with good meets? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's the way this week began, from meat

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<v Speaker 1>to meet.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well that's it for us here in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see everybody back, I mean, I guess we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>everybody back at work, right, sure, Okay, you've been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to The Gary and Shannon Show. You can always hear

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<v Speaker 2>us live on KFI AM six forty nine am to

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<v Speaker 2>one pm every Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand

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