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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lynchinitako one O one one

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<v Speaker 2>A plastic surgeon in type Ai City, Taiwan is being

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<v Speaker 2>called one of the bravest men in Taiwan after he

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<v Speaker 2>shared on his social media that he had performed his

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<v Speaker 2>own vasectomy.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, when you get one done, from what I've heard,

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<v Speaker 3>you smell it, So it means that you're aware of

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on anyway, and you're awake. So this guy

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<v Speaker 3>could do it because he's awake. That would be chen

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<v Speaker 3>Way long. He recorded the surgery for educational purposes and

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<v Speaker 3>presented the eleven steps necessary to complete the procedure. Quote

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<v Speaker 3>from chen Way, it was kind of strange feeling to

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<v Speaker 3>touch and suture my own urethra D did you have

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<v Speaker 3>like coworkers, Yes, he was a plastic surgeon, he said.

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<v Speaker 3>He said he reassured his social media followers that the

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<v Speaker 3>surgery was performed outside of work hours from his plastic

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<v Speaker 3>surgery practice and under the supervision of a urologist. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess in case something went wrong. Okay, remember when I

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<v Speaker 3>said coworkers, I know he's plastic surgeon. I mean colleagues.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll go to colleagues. Right, you're a plastic surgeon. You're

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<v Speaker 3>having a urologist who does that for a living watch you,

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<v Speaker 3>so have him do it.

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<v Speaker 2>He said. He experienced some discomfort following the visecamy, but

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<v Speaker 2>he felt fine the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't trust that way inter in bed, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I don't trust any I don't get in bed with

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<v Speaker 3>I get with my own. But okay, that just I

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<v Speaker 3>won't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was strange feeling to touch and suiture my own urethra.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody else squirming with that quote, I am oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Any any female that sees him out a happy hour

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<v Speaker 3>dodge the bullet pun intended. I'm telling you this guy,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna hold up. For one.

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<v Speaker 3>You think there's leaks and yes, and they already know

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<v Speaker 3>who he is because he's a plastic surgeon. And where

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<v Speaker 3>Taiwan on you know small nubes, right, don't you have smaller? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>he's in the business and making him bigger. I guess yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody in town is gonna know who he is because

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<v Speaker 3>he's the breast doctor. And in Taiwan, if I didn't,

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<v Speaker 3>they could have to spell it out. I think a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of them wants some enhancements, so they go, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>there's chen I know that dude.

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<v Speaker 2>And then now they're gonna stay.

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna say, nope, don't go near him, don't don't

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<v Speaker 3>get a drink from him, don't do anything. He has

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<v Speaker 3>live ammo, and he don't know leaky wee wee uh uh,

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<v Speaker 3>And you're on fire this morning. It's just going a

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<v Speaker 3>little over.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a late entry for We're in the safe harbor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be okay, headline of the week. Yeah, late

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<v Speaker 2>entry for headline of the week. Okay, I'm ready. Detroit

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<v Speaker 2>priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl's hair,

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<v Speaker 2>growling at her tee with teen girl's hair.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna say it was fossil or

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<v Speaker 3>something else, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>The Detroit priest, who also bills himself as an exorcist,

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<v Speaker 2>was charged in Illinois this week in connection with a

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<v Speaker 2>November incident in which he allegedly flost his teeth with

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<v Speaker 2>the hair of a teenage girl. Reverend Carlos Smartin surrendered

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<v Speaker 2>to police in Illinois and is facing a misdemeanor battery

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<v Speaker 2>charge that can land him in jail for up to

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<v Speaker 2>one year. How's it a misdemeanor? He was working as

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<v Speaker 2>a traveling priest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, traveling great exorcists.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, here's my card. Call me if you need me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're ready for the headline of the week. Comparisonsor

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<v Speaker 3>do we have more later?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? No, that's that's that's it. That's the final presentation

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<v Speaker 2>for headline of the Week. Okay, here they are for

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<v Speaker 2>the week. You all voted two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Good morning to everybody at two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two sick. By the way. Martin's currently lives and

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<v Speaker 2>works at the Companions of Cross Church in at Detroit.

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<v Speaker 3>Avoid that place like you'd avoid chenz Wiener if you

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<v Speaker 3>were in a Taiwan bar.

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<v Speaker 2>He's also the star of the podcast The Exorcist Files

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<v Speaker 2>and recently, really this is a glory hound, is what

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<v Speaker 2>this exact?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's kicked out Aheadline of the week just

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<v Speaker 3>for that. Here's your comparisons to go to again. Tell

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<v Speaker 3>us which one do you like better? You can say

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<v Speaker 3>two words and I'll know what you're talking about. Nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>year old Georgia healthcare worker accused of twirking on a

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<v Speaker 3>guy with disabilities.

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<v Speaker 2>On the head of a guy with disabilities. Remember that

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<v Speaker 2>one from this week? Yep, yep, North Wales woman filmed

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<v Speaker 2>filmed herself farting and sends to boyfriend's X sent the

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<v Speaker 2>videos to his EG. That's a good one. Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have yeah, healthcare worker twerking on the disabled dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we have the uh okay goalbarting, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we have.

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<v Speaker 3>Detroit priest flossing teeth accused of flossing teeth with teen

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<v Speaker 3>girl's hair and then growling.

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<v Speaker 2>At her yes during the exorcises. He's a quack. He's

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<v Speaker 2>out in my eyes. So you have to strictly take

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<v Speaker 2>it for the sake of the headline itself without analyzing

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<v Speaker 2>the whole body of the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, man, and I gotta go with North Wales

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<v Speaker 3>woman filmed herself farting and sent it to the boyfriend's X.

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<v Speaker 3>What about you, lynch Uh, don't let us sway you

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<v Speaker 3>at two two five, two six. You choose which one

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<v Speaker 3>you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I I kind of am leaning towards the Towerking one,

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<v Speaker 2>just because A it's so wrong, and B I completely

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<v Speaker 2>have the visual of this in my head, and it's well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just see, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You you just said you did what you said you shouldn't,

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<v Speaker 3>which is you went into it further and analysts because

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<v Speaker 3>you've seen a picture of her. It is wrong and

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<v Speaker 3>is wild. Headline wise, that might be worse. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that might be a better headline.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we'll see what the listeners have saying. I circle

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<v Speaker 2>back here in a minute. Finally, some visuals free to

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<v Speaker 2>see from I ninety five to our south and pond

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<v Speaker 2>each county this week when a bored in milk truck

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<v Speaker 2>had an incident and spilled its entire load and hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of crates full of one gallon jugs of milk into

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<v Speaker 2>the travelings of I ninety five. To add to it,

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<v Speaker 2>it was dark out, so you had Now there are

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<v Speaker 2>puns glore here. Please, first off, try to refrain from crying.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of milk. Yeah, spilled. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for it. Wrecked with a cereal truck. More right?

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<v Speaker 2>Can milk this one for all it's worth? You know it?

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<v Speaker 2>You John? A couple of these dads. No, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just it's occurring to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's driving down the road going, what's the hold up?

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<v Speaker 2>Move over? It was a pre emergency.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, mister again was nowhere in sights with with

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<v Speaker 3>the milk everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Utterly unfortunate crash. Again. You can see some pictures of this, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the filled road. Think of that next time you pull

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<v Speaker 2>open that door at the grocery store and look at

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<v Speaker 2>four dollars. Okay, you ready for the headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna yell them out.

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<v Speaker 3>Twirking, you start counting, Pat, twerking, Okay, wait, starting over, farting, twirking,

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<v Speaker 3>Are you counting?

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<v Speaker 2>I got it going.

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<v Speaker 3>Farting, twerking, uh, tworking, twerking, twerking, farts, farter Uh, they're

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<v Speaker 3>they're weaker than last week's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that.

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<v Speaker 3>Farting farter girl, Detroit priest, farting, healthcare worker, farting.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Pat, we're gonna have to go with. I

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<v Speaker 2>think the farts are edging out the twerks.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you call it tigers of the winner, which

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<v Speaker 3>is neither of them. Okay, I think I mean there's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot because they're still coming in. Sorry, uh, milking

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<v Speaker 3>the job, farting, torking, torquing, tworking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's even Thank you all two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six, yes, and thank you for being here so

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<v Speaker 2>early and just getting a mere preview of the quality

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<v Speaker 2>type of material you can expect for the balance of

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