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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with Lynchinitako one O one one
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Speaker 2: A plastic surgeon in type Ai City, Taiwan is being
Speaker 2: called one of the bravest men in Taiwan after he
Speaker 2: shared on his social media that he had performed his
Speaker 2: own vasectomy.
Speaker 3: Now, when you get one done, from what I've heard,
Speaker 3: you smell it, So it means that you're aware of
Speaker 3: what's going on anyway, and you're awake. So this guy
Speaker 3: could do it because he's awake. That would be chen
Speaker 3: Way long. He recorded the surgery for educational purposes and
Speaker 3: presented the eleven steps necessary to complete the procedure. Quote
Speaker 3: from chen Way, it was kind of strange feeling to
Speaker 3: touch and suture my own urethra D did you have
Speaker 3: like coworkers, Yes, he was a plastic surgeon, he said.
Speaker 3: He said he reassured his social media followers that the
Speaker 3: surgery was performed outside of work hours from his plastic
Speaker 3: surgery practice and under the supervision of a urologist. I
Speaker 3: guess in case something went wrong. Okay, remember when I
Speaker 3: said coworkers, I know he's plastic surgeon. I mean colleagues.
Speaker 3: We'll go to colleagues. Right, you're a plastic surgeon. You're
Speaker 3: having a urologist who does that for a living watch you,
Speaker 3: so have him do it.
Speaker 2: He said. He experienced some discomfort following the visecamy, but
Speaker 2: he felt fine the next day.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't trust that way inter in bed, I mean
Speaker 3: I don't trust any I don't get in bed with
Speaker 3: I get with my own. But okay, that just I
Speaker 3: won't say that.
Speaker 2: It was strange feeling to touch and suiture my own urethra.
Speaker 2: Anybody else squirming with that quote, I am oh my god.
Speaker 3: Any any female that sees him out a happy hour
Speaker 3: dodge the bullet pun intended. I'm telling you this guy,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 2: Gonna hold up. For one.
Speaker 3: You think there's leaks and yes, and they already know
Speaker 3: who he is because he's a plastic surgeon. And where
Speaker 3: Taiwan on you know small nubes, right, don't you have smaller? Well,
Speaker 3: he's in the business and making him bigger. I guess yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody in town is gonna know who he is because
Speaker 3: he's the breast doctor. And in Taiwan, if I didn't,
Speaker 3: they could have to spell it out. I think a
Speaker 3: lot of them wants some enhancements, so they go, oh,
Speaker 3: there's chen I know that dude.
Speaker 2: And then now they're gonna stay.
Speaker 3: They're gonna say, nope, don't go near him, don't don't
Speaker 3: get a drink from him, don't do anything. He has
Speaker 3: live ammo, and he don't know leaky wee wee uh uh,
Speaker 3: And you're on fire this morning. It's just going a
Speaker 3: little over.
Speaker 2: We have a late entry for We're in the safe harbor.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay, headline of the week. Yeah, late
Speaker 2: entry for headline of the week. Okay, I'm ready. Detroit
Speaker 2: priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl's hair,
Speaker 2: growling at her tee with teen girl's hair.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say it was fossil or
Speaker 3: something else, to be honest.
Speaker 2: The Detroit priest, who also bills himself as an exorcist,
Speaker 2: was charged in Illinois this week in connection with a
Speaker 2: November incident in which he allegedly flost his teeth with
Speaker 2: the hair of a teenage girl. Reverend Carlos Smartin surrendered
Speaker 2: to police in Illinois and is facing a misdemeanor battery
Speaker 2: charge that can land him in jail for up to
Speaker 2: one year. How's it a misdemeanor? He was working as
Speaker 2: a traveling priest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, traveling great exorcists.
Speaker 2: You know, here's my card. Call me if you need me.
Speaker 2: I'll come to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're ready for the headline of the week. Comparisonsor
Speaker 3: do we have more later?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, that's that's that's it. That's the final presentation
Speaker 2: for headline of the Week. Okay, here they are for
Speaker 2: the week. You all voted two two five two six.
Speaker 2: By the way, Good morning to everybody at two two
Speaker 2: five two sick. By the way. Martin's currently lives and
Speaker 2: works at the Companions of Cross Church in at Detroit.
Speaker 3: Avoid that place like you'd avoid chenz Wiener if you
Speaker 3: were in a Taiwan bar.
Speaker 2: He's also the star of the podcast The Exorcist Files
Speaker 2: and recently, really this is a glory hound, is what
Speaker 2: this exact?
Speaker 3: I think he's kicked out Aheadline of the week just
Speaker 3: for that. Here's your comparisons to go to again. Tell
Speaker 3: us which one do you like better? You can say
Speaker 3: two words and I'll know what you're talking about. Nineteen
Speaker 3: year old Georgia healthcare worker accused of twirking on a
Speaker 3: guy with disabilities.
Speaker 2: On the head of a guy with disabilities. Remember that
Speaker 2: one from this week? Yep, yep, North Wales woman filmed
Speaker 2: filmed herself farting and sends to boyfriend's X sent the
Speaker 2: videos to his EG. That's a good one. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: So we have yeah, healthcare worker twerking on the disabled dude,
Speaker 2: and then we have the uh okay goalbarting, and then
Speaker 2: we have.
Speaker 3: Detroit priest flossing teeth accused of flossing teeth with teen
Speaker 3: girl's hair and then growling.
Speaker 2: At her yes during the exorcises. He's a quack. He's
Speaker 2: out in my eyes. So you have to strictly take
Speaker 2: it for the sake of the headline itself without analyzing
Speaker 2: the whole body of the story.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, and I gotta go with North Wales
Speaker 3: woman filmed herself farting and sent it to the boyfriend's X.
Speaker 3: What about you, lynch Uh, don't let us sway you
Speaker 3: at two two five, two six. You choose which one
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 2: I I kind of am leaning towards the Towerking one,
Speaker 2: just because A it's so wrong, and B I completely
Speaker 2: have the visual of this in my head, and it's well,
Speaker 2: it's just see, you know.
Speaker 3: You you just said you did what you said you shouldn't,
Speaker 3: which is you went into it further and analysts because
Speaker 3: you've seen a picture of her. It is wrong and
Speaker 3: is wild. Headline wise, that might be worse. I think
Speaker 3: that might be a better headline.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see what the listeners have saying. I circle
Speaker 2: back here in a minute. Finally, some visuals free to
Speaker 2: see from I ninety five to our south and pond
Speaker 2: each county this week when a bored in milk truck
Speaker 2: had an incident and spilled its entire load and hundreds
Speaker 2: of crates full of one gallon jugs of milk into
Speaker 2: the travelings of I ninety five. To add to it,
Speaker 2: it was dark out, so you had Now there are
Speaker 2: puns glore here. Please, first off, try to refrain from crying.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of milk. Yeah, spilled. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: waiting for it. Wrecked with a cereal truck. More right?
Speaker 2: Can milk this one for all it's worth? You know it?
Speaker 2: You John? A couple of these dads. No, I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm just it's occurring to me.
Speaker 3: Everybody's driving down the road going, what's the hold up?
Speaker 2: Move over? It was a pre emergency.
Speaker 3: Oh god, mister again was nowhere in sights with with
Speaker 3: the milk everywhere.
Speaker 2: Utterly unfortunate crash. Again. You can see some pictures of this, uh,
Speaker 2: the filled road. Think of that next time you pull
Speaker 2: open that door at the grocery store and look at
Speaker 2: four dollars. Okay, you ready for the headline of the week.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna yell them out.
Speaker 3: Twirking, you start counting, Pat, twerking, Okay, wait, starting over, farting, twirking,
Speaker 3: Are you counting?
Speaker 2: I got it going.
Speaker 3: Farting, twerking, uh, tworking, twerking, twerking, farts, farter Uh, they're
Speaker 3: they're weaker than last week's.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: Farting farter girl, Detroit priest, farting, healthcare worker, farting.
Speaker 2: I think Pat, we're gonna have to go with. I
Speaker 2: think the farts are edging out the twerks.
Speaker 3: I think you call it tigers of the winner, which
Speaker 3: is neither of them. Okay, I think I mean there's
Speaker 3: a lot because they're still coming in. Sorry, uh, milking
Speaker 3: the job, farting, torking, torquing, tworking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's even Thank you all two two five,
Speaker 2: two six, yes, and thank you for being here so
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