Speaker 1: I heard with Etic with our show, you're gonna ruling
Speaker 1: it get except for similar free pursuing it tunneled out
Speaker 1: Shaw shank through the sewer.
Speaker 2: Kid, Now what you're lying at the eagle? Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a habit
Speaker 2: for my house, a go status. How we'd starting to
Speaker 2: get cratic shows that enough multiply like a rabbit.
Speaker 3: Tune in zone, out break it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4: I'm on hang out with her friends, rocking on the radio.
Speaker 3: My home on boys, Gass.
Speaker 4: Talking on the radio. It's time to to this fagin.
Speaker 4: All the gokt to the stream up and.
Speaker 3: All the on my radio. Yes, it is a big,
Speaker 3: big hump day on the Ben and Skin Show. Thank
Speaker 3: you for tuning in and making us a part of
Speaker 3: your daily routine. I'm Ben Rogers. I'm joined by my
Speaker 3: close personal friend since nineteen eighty two, Jeff Skin. Wait,
Speaker 3: Hello friends, my friend from Only Texas, Kevin K. T.
Speaker 5: Turner, Howdy partners.
Speaker 3: Oh, and from the incredibly talented Nirvana cover band Oatmeal Pizza,
Speaker 3: Christina Kray, Little Baby corn Bread Ray Hola. All right,
Speaker 3: all hands on deck today for what's going to be
Speaker 3: a great show. Look, the Cowboys have traded for a receiver.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing day that Joneses are actually trying to
Speaker 3: win this year. This is a major breakthrough. We'll get
Speaker 3: into that throughout the show. But uh, just in general,
Speaker 3: SKIN thumbs up or thumbs down on the trade. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's probably stupid to me. I look at it in
Speaker 3: conjunction with the Mingo trade and go god. They gave
Speaker 3: up a third, a fourth and a fifth to try
Speaker 3: to figure out their second wide receiver spot. But hell,
Speaker 3: if he puts up numbers, which I think we think
Speaker 3: he will, this is this is great, This is good man.
Speaker 3: I want dak to have the best chance possible to
Speaker 3: move this ball up and down the field. I really
Speaker 3: am optimistic about the current roster to it. I can't
Speaker 3: believe that Cowboys do it to you every year, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're just right when you're like, you know what, I'm done.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan anymore. Oh my god, we're going
Speaker 3: to the Super Bowl. Where will the parade route go?
Speaker 3: Will it cut right through downtown Dallas? KT thumbs up,
Speaker 3: thumbs down.
Speaker 6: I would say it's a tough day for the hot
Speaker 6: take industry because knowing what to think about.
Speaker 5: This trade does really stem on if you keep the
Speaker 5: guy or not.
Speaker 6: Okay, And so I'll get off the fence like rational bill,
Speaker 6: and I will say thumbs up.
Speaker 3: Okay, Christina, middle finger up or middle finger down.
Speaker 7: On the middle finger up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, very well. Yeah, it's good. Okay, Okay, it's
Speaker 3: a good thing.
Speaker 6: It's the best form of If it does go bad,
Speaker 6: it's just a guy acting crazy, like if you wanted
Speaker 6: to go bad.
Speaker 5: At least it's not just a guy who sucks. This
Speaker 5: guy's good. He just might be crazy, right. I do
Speaker 5: love this, and.
Speaker 3: We're going to talk about more later, But I do
Speaker 3: love that the other guy that's going to get the
Speaker 3: ball a bunch has his contract and is squared away
Speaker 3: in CD LAMB. You know. So, I mean that's good.
Speaker 3: I have done a lot of Yeah, Okay, thank you, Jerry.
Speaker 3: We'll get back into this and talk about it a
Speaker 3: little bit later. But I wanted to bring something up
Speaker 3: to y'all's attention. I think you know. Let me just
Speaker 3: ask you. You Skin's known me since eighty two KT.
Speaker 3: You've known me the second longest in Christina the third longest.
Speaker 3: Since she's known me since twenty twenty. Yeah, I'll start
Speaker 3: with you, Christina, what is my favorite category of movie?
Speaker 7: This is a movie I would think I was gonna say, well,
Speaker 7: let's just say my answer was going to be guilf
Speaker 7: okay ai gilf? Your favorite form of movie? I think
Speaker 7: you like action.
Speaker 3: Movies, squat kat, Do you agree with that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And the action that he does like.
Speaker 6: Is some very well produced yeah, mature porn okay, skin, I.
Speaker 3: Think you like any movie that's on Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 3: Uh So, I like, I realized I love the action category,
Speaker 3: and I just do. I just enjoy it. And I
Speaker 3: like watching the show Reacher, even though it absolutely sucks.
Speaker 3: First season was pretty good, second season brutal. But it's
Speaker 3: just this guy who goes around kicking everyone's ass. And
Speaker 3: so this idea of the guy who's had it up
Speaker 3: to here and now he's kicking everyone's ass and you
Speaker 3: shouldn't have messed with him. I think dudes like that.
Speaker 3: I think that resonates with guys. And I pulled up
Speaker 3: a list of the greatest action movies ever according to
Speaker 3: Men's Health, and number one on that list is First Blood,
Speaker 3: an example of a guy who's had it up to here,
Speaker 3: and he's not going to be disrespected, and he's gonna
Speaker 3: kick Brian Denying's ass up and down a mountain. I
Speaker 3: like the political message of it, right, we turned our
Speaker 3: back on our veterans, even small town police forces. The
Speaker 3: boorn ultimatum. I saw that, but I heard it's great.
Speaker 3: It's like this idea that, oh yeah, you're gonna mess
Speaker 3: with me. Well, I'm actually a human weapon. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kick everyone's ass. Right, You're gonna get it all the
Speaker 3: way up to the elbow, right right, John Wick, you
Speaker 3: stole my dog, you killed my dog. I'm gonna murder everyone.
Speaker 3: You know, it's that idea of the guy who's an
Speaker 3: action hero. Because most of us have we don't want
Speaker 3: to go to prison. Huh So if we get disrespected
Speaker 3: or something done to us, we just take it. And
Speaker 3: these are the guys who aren't gonna take it. They're
Speaker 3: gonna go whip everyone's ass. It's the action movie version
Speaker 3: of the stripper with the ass to grind.
Speaker 6: The ass to grind. Okay ye following yeah yeah, yeah right, Christina, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think that's right. I like this out of that.
Speaker 3: But anyways, one of my favorite movies with regard to
Speaker 3: that is another terrible movie, but I'll watch it every
Speaker 3: time it's on. And that's taken with Liam Neeson and
Speaker 3: I want to go back to the This is the
Speaker 3: guy that kidnap his daughter. He's got a particular set
Speaker 3: of skills. He's gonna track you down and kick your ass.
Speaker 3: He actually was on the phone with the kidnappers of
Speaker 3: his daughter while they were kidnapping him, and this was
Speaker 3: the legendary phone conversation he had.
Speaker 9: I don't know who you are. I don't know what
Speaker 9: you want. If you're looking for a ransom, I can
Speaker 9: tell you I don't have money. But what I do
Speaker 9: have are a very particular set of skills, skills I
Speaker 9: have acquired her for a very long career, skills that
Speaker 9: make me a nightmare for people like you. If you
Speaker 9: let my daughter go, now, that'll be the end of it.
Speaker 9: I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
Speaker 9: But if you don't, I will look for you. I
Speaker 9: will find you, and I will kill you.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 3: As someone who knows about the movie but has never
Speaker 3: seen it, I would assume that on the other end
Speaker 3: of the phone they said, it seems to me you
Speaker 3: should have been able to translate these skills into having
Speaker 3: more money to pay the ransom, because it's very few
Speaker 3: guys that can do the things you do. That means
Speaker 3: it's a smaller marketplace. Therefore you should have made more
Speaker 3: money at your craft. You guys just said good luck.
Speaker 3: Oh that's all said good luck. And then Liam Neeson
Speaker 3: found him and killed him and tortured him and got
Speaker 3: his doilac. Okay, yeah, sorry if you're gonna watch that tonight.
Speaker 3: But I realized the action category is my favorite, and
Speaker 3: I just enjoy things like that, even though I know
Speaker 3: they're cheesy and whatnot, but it's fun to watch a
Speaker 3: guy kick an ass, which is why this caught me
Speaker 3: off guard. I stumbled across this this morning when I
Speaker 3: was doing some research getting ready for the show, and
Speaker 3: somebody turned Taken into a musical, and I realized I
Speaker 3: hate musicals. And here's an example of what that speech
Speaker 3: would sound sound like if it was in a musical
Speaker 3: instead of an action movie.
Speaker 9: I don't know who you are, I don't know what
Speaker 9: you want. If you let my daughter go, let be
Speaker 9: m move it. If they don't, I will look for you.
Speaker 9: I will find you, and I will cue. You have
Speaker 9: a very particular set of skills, army skills I have
Speaker 9: acquired overall carrier.
Speaker 3: Man for people like you.
Speaker 6: Like you, I don't know who you are.
Speaker 9: I don't know what you want. If you let my
Speaker 9: daughter go, that'll be the end of it. Thank Donald.
Speaker 7: I will look for.
Speaker 9: You, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Speaker 6: That's really good, right, give him a tone?
Speaker 3: All right? Coming up next thing, skin is tracking. We're
Speaker 3: gonna take a skin. Well. I'm worried about AI more
Speaker 3: and more every day. Does this creep you out?
Speaker 5: Track another edition of things skin is tracking?
Speaker 3: All right? This is where I get you guys, up
Speaker 3: to date on all the things I'm paying close attention to.
Speaker 3: And something just came in that I'm now tracking closer
Speaker 3: than the other thing. We'll see if we can get
Speaker 3: to both. This is a friend of mine sent me
Speaker 3: this note that his thirteen year old son's English teacher
Speaker 3: sent to him. Apparently he and another student were trying
Speaker 3: to be funny and Blank wrote penis equals ninety six
Speaker 3: centimeters on a small piece of paper and then folded
Speaker 3: it up and toss it over to a table of girls.
Speaker 7: Hold thirteen thirteen. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker 3: The girls turned it into me and I notified mister Johnston.
Speaker 3: So and so admitted to writing the note, and mister
Speaker 3: Johnson gave him a lunched attention and asked to let
Speaker 3: you both know the cinemeters and millimeters. He said, centimeters,
Speaker 3: So he's talking about a thirty seven inch, right, Christina's saying,
Speaker 3: that's about right.
Speaker 5: No, that's what you said.
Speaker 7: The age for them to be making those jokes is
Speaker 7: about right. That's about when the jokes start, and then
Speaker 7: according to you guys, from what I've learned, they never stopped.
Speaker 3: That's fair. So I don't know.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 3: The guy sent it to me and all he said.
Speaker 3: His only commentary was this effing kid. Yeah, literally, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: So what about you just holding it up, just throwing
Speaker 3: it on a table of girls.
Speaker 5: He's just shomming the waters man. What if he gets
Speaker 5: a taker?
Speaker 3: You know, it's a numbers game, you know, really just
Speaker 3: got to float it out there as much as you can.
Speaker 3: How do you prove that though? You know? So they
Speaker 3: were how old are they? Thirteen? Thirteen?
Speaker 5: So that's the age? So I was, yeah, so I
Speaker 5: would have.
Speaker 3: Been eleven or twelve when you're a countant who was
Speaker 3: my good friend at Dartmouth Elementary drew a penis on
Speaker 3: one of the whistle chairs. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: and we got called down to the office. But I
Speaker 3: mean he was floating it out there, right, he was
Speaker 3: just letting folks know, and he's like, look at the
Speaker 3: shape of this chair. Yeah, it was perfect for my
Speaker 3: artistic expression.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, that that's amusing. And I am
Speaker 3: tracking that story. For tracking tracking, I'm also tracking this.
Speaker 3: I'm all for nostalgia, but I might feel like this
Speaker 3: is a little bit creepy. Wait time out. Yeah, one
Speaker 3: of those girls turned him in. They took the note
Speaker 3: to the teacher loom. You know what she's doing though,
Speaker 3: what cover fire. She's tracking the story too, She's tracking
Speaker 3: the story eighteen. Yeah. So there's a name that I
Speaker 3: never knew, but I heard him a million times. His
Speaker 3: name was Jim Fagan. Do you guys know that name?
Speaker 3: Why do I know that you may have seen the
Speaker 3: same news story.
Speaker 6: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He was the voice of NBC's NBA coverage all throughout
Speaker 3: the nineties. Okay, so you know NBC got NBA back
Speaker 3: and they're going to be rolling it out and you
Speaker 3: know they're playing the No No No, round Ball Rock,
Speaker 3: Round Ball Rock. They're bringing that back, known for his
Speaker 3: thirty seven inches and is part of their nostalgia. They
Speaker 3: are going to have some nostalgic style promos with Jim
Speaker 3: Fagan's voice on it. I like this. Jigan has been
Speaker 3: dead since twenty seventeen. I don't like this, and they
Speaker 3: are using AI to recreate his voice and have him
Speaker 3: say new things badass. I think it's a touching tribute. Now,
Speaker 3: I will say that they are doing it in conjunction
Speaker 3: with his family. Of course, as he died, they squandered
Speaker 3: all of the money he made. I made that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like that seems like an O no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't put that in there. Squandered.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man honored this guy.
Speaker 3: This is not the first time NBC has done this. Also,
Speaker 3: and I did not know this.
Speaker 6: Do you know the Olympics, Yes, al Michaels right, Yes, they.
Speaker 3: Used during the Olympics. Al Michaels, who's not with them anymore,
Speaker 3: was compensated for the use of his AI generated generated
Speaker 3: voice for your daily Olympic recap on Peacock.
Speaker 6: I didn't understand it because he's still alive. They used
Speaker 6: just do the job, you're alive.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3: They used AI to recreate He's under contract to another thing,
Speaker 3: but they use AI. They save on his hotel and
Speaker 3: all that. I'm curious about this. So like honoring a
Speaker 3: guy who has passed for the nostalgic feel, that seems
Speaker 3: pretty cool unless you're the guy that would have got
Speaker 3: the job if it wasn't for that, the new voiceover
Speaker 3: guy who's probably the one in line to get Like,
Speaker 3: that sucks if you're that guy. But I kind of
Speaker 3: like the throwback nature of that. Like, if you were
Speaker 3: a Cubs fan and they had Harry Carey doing stuff
Speaker 3: and his family was down with it, why wouldn't you
Speaker 3: just hire Derek Collin to do it right instead of
Speaker 3: using AI? If you do Harry Carey or Schwarzenegger. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I think because they are using the round ball
Speaker 3: rock or whatever the hell it's called, I think that
Speaker 3: that ties into all that. It is kind of creepy
Speaker 3: and weird to me, though, Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean, I I just get someone who's alive to
Speaker 6: do it, and you could probably, But also to that point.
Speaker 6: I don't like the new Bugs bunny voice.
Speaker 3: Oh Howard Cosell. Let's get Howard Cosell on Monday Night football. Dude, dude,
Speaker 3: this is Hallid Gosell.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say something shocking, but I'm actually a lib
Speaker 6: hey champ.
Speaker 3: All right, there you have it. Those are things Skin
Speaker 3: is tracking. We'll keep you updated on the thirty seven
Speaker 3: incher story coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle where
Speaker 3: you gonna take us tizzle.
Speaker 6: Well, as Skin said, we have to track what happened
Speaker 6: at Jennifer and Histown's house.
Speaker 3: All right, that's next. Before we get there, don't go
Speaker 3: in hewhere that's coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Time for this juicy news.
Speaker 8: Hot god, if lib come, stay out the top in
Speaker 8: the shovel before I pay off this tease. What happened
Speaker 8: at Jennifer Aniston's house. I would like for you guys
Speaker 8: to hear what happened weirdly at a Roger Daughtry concert.
Speaker 8: He's playing solo and there's a lady in the crowd
Speaker 8: who wants him to play pinball wizard. And he and
Speaker 8: I was pretty old, so he's probably, you know, just
Speaker 8: wants to play what he wants to play, didn't want
Speaker 8: some old hag yelling out for him him to play
Speaker 8: pinball Wizard.
Speaker 5: Here's how it went. Okay, you like that voice?
Speaker 7: Is she the only one in the crowd?
Speaker 3: Her voice pierces through everything. So was it a crowd
Speaker 3: of all people that didn't have teeth?
Speaker 5: Probably?
Speaker 3: God, she definitely sounds like someone in the crowd of
Speaker 3: the Monty Python burned the Witch scene. Why why would
Speaker 3: somebody behave like that? Like what in their mind would
Speaker 3: make them think they're entitled to do that.
Speaker 7: It's like the people that yell free bird all the
Speaker 7: time too.
Speaker 3: It's like people do that at stand up comedy shows.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're interrupting the entire thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, people drink? Are these things concerts? Comedy shows? You
Speaker 6: to drink a lot? Is this an acoustic set?
Speaker 3: Do you know? Yes? It is?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Are you guys aware of what happened with The Who?
Speaker 3: Like a week and a half ago? Oh so you
Speaker 3: know Roger Daughtry's like eighty now or seventy nine won
Speaker 3: eighty one. So his their drummer, I believe was Ringo
Speaker 3: Star's son was drumming for The Who, and they were
Speaker 3: at he's I guess he's got you know it was
Speaker 3: it called tonightis the ringing and the area?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 7: I think that's how you pronounce.
Speaker 3: It, Okay, And so he was like having a hard
Speaker 3: time hearing the key, and so he was blaming the drummer.
Speaker 3: Oh and he fired Ringo Star's son, and then it
Speaker 3: was all on their social media and then he had
Speaker 3: to turn around and Pete Pete Townsend was apologizing. Interesting,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't apologize for what was on his hard drive,
Speaker 3: but he was apologizing for the who having to fire
Speaker 3: Ringo's son. And then they had to bring him on
Speaker 3: back in and it was old because Roger Daughtry couldn't
Speaker 3: hear the key on stage and was blaming the drummer
Speaker 3: for playing too loud? What was on his hard draft?
Speaker 6: Rod Pete Townsend had some child porn on his hard
Speaker 6: drive and.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just out there in the world, still performing.
Speaker 3: He told everybody it was research. What what hy pee
Speaker 3: Wee Herman did the same thing. It's a little different.
Speaker 3: So I know where you stand on this, but so
Speaker 3: anyway we disagree on that. What's this guy's deal? I
Speaker 3: don't know man because Benita fish big. I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't even remember what I was gonna say. Yes, there
Speaker 3: are a trophy fish. Okay, so have you ever been
Speaker 3: down on the Gulf when they run? I don't even
Speaker 3: remember the story now, but my point being, Roger Daughtry's
Speaker 3: just at the edge of it and he's losing it
Speaker 3: on stage about every couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: That's pretty great.
Speaker 6: Though, this is a very mean shut the f up.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it again.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5: No way, she is such a Scottish troll.
Speaker 3: Yeah I got that. Why is she in a hog?
Speaker 3: I mean, seriously already?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 6: Okay, Roger, there we go, must move on to pay
Speaker 6: off the teas here though, Jennifer Aniston lives in l A,
Speaker 6: of course, and there's a fellow by the name of
Speaker 6: Jimmy Wayne Carwile.
Speaker 5: But he's old Jimmy Wayne, old Jimmy.
Speaker 6: Wayne Carwhile Jimmy Wayne who was arrested after driving through
Speaker 6: the gates of her home when they closed.
Speaker 3: Uh, yes, that does change the story.
Speaker 5: Never closed. If it were open, it is not.
Speaker 3: Be she had a visitor trespassing bro so her security,
Speaker 3: the main gowner security team gets down there and holds
Speaker 3: the guy at gunpoint until police get there.
Speaker 5: Turns out the guy seventy five years old.
Speaker 6: So wait, why did you make that so seventy five?
Speaker 7: First off, he probably shouldn't be driving to it for me.
Speaker 6: Fuh, Oh my god, got a lot of seventy five
Speaker 6: year old eagle fans that her piss holds the president.
Speaker 7: Christina, I'm living with an eighty three year old. Anyone
Speaker 7: that's close to that age, you shouldn't really be doing anything.
Speaker 6: Okay. I didn't apologize, I've misread everything. Oh he's forty eight.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you just made me do that.
Speaker 3: Rank dude, He was like, I hate old people.
Speaker 7: I didn't say that.
Speaker 5: Jennifer is not so bad.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, he's younger than us. She's forty eight. Yep.
Speaker 3: Jennifer a in is Town's howled seventy five? Yep. Gosh,
Speaker 3: still got her fastball too.
Speaker 6: No one's gonna push back on that one. She's fifty six.
Speaker 3: Oh is she really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Looking good?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: What was the thing she just said? She had a
Speaker 3: big sex scene? Was it with John Hamm.
Speaker 5: The Morning Show?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And The Morning Show's worst season, Yes, it was. It
Speaker 6: was the highlight, though, he's kind of the Elon character.
Speaker 3: Yeahs, I want good though I never even watched it,
Speaker 3: and I loved that show he is so I know.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that either. I did, I didn't need
Speaker 3: to watch it. Right now, let's go, you're good, No,
Speaker 3: I just care about that scene. Oh yeah, it's fine, dude,
Speaker 3: your friends and neighbors is good with just a ham Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's good. We quit, it's good.
Speaker 5: After three we quit.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you put in enough time.
Speaker 5: He's the narrator. I don't like that.
Speaker 7: He's the narrator of his.
Speaker 5: Own show that always bucks.
Speaker 3: You would hate the Academy Award winning film American Beauty probably,
Speaker 3: but you're a Spacey guy, so you'd be conflicting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: God is his best work. He's always defending Spacey. I
Speaker 3: hate what's happened to him. Man for Pete townshend to
Speaker 3: get off and everyone go in on space. Spacey's the
Speaker 3: one guy won't tear down.
Speaker 6: It's the storyline that creeps me out, though not so
Speaker 6: much what he's done American Beauty. Yeah, yeah, it's creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he's the narrator. Yeh, there you have it. This yeah,
Speaker 6: minimum machine. I'm gonna play Pinball Wizard.
Speaker 3: I just went full lobotomy, uh socks on a freshly
Speaker 3: wax floor getting no traction. A brand new segment called
Speaker 3: called Pinball Wizard, and it's an over three minutes. We
Speaker 3: were gonna we're gonna talk playoff time, but that lady
Speaker 3: wants us duck pinball Pinball Wizard. So coming up next,
Speaker 3: we'll talk Pinball Wizard in just over three minutes because
Speaker 3: that lady's yelling at us. It is the Ben and
Speaker 3: Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. We have
Speaker 3: lots of good stuff coming up here in the four
Speaker 3: o'clock hour, including food news at the top of the hour.
Speaker 6: God, I love food news. All right, now it's time
Speaker 6: for this playoff time.
Speaker 3: My anus was tender, No I loved it. Who was
Speaker 3: that that said? I loved it? For let's hear that intro.
Speaker 7: Again, bubble BOYD.
Speaker 5: That's good playoff top.
Speaker 3: My anus was tender, No I loved it. That was
Speaker 3: the craziest muppet ever.
Speaker 6: All right, here's the deal. Stars playing a game one
Speaker 6: in Winnipeg. Here's the problem with these damn games.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 6: He started like it's gonna say, eight thirty three, until
Speaker 6: he starts a eight thirty start like eight to fifty
Speaker 6: and fifty five, and that's a big beating. And no,
Speaker 6: you't ready to stay. Have played if you're ready for
Speaker 6: Stars hockey. Hold on, does anybody here just maybe you
Speaker 6: looked recently? Does anybody here know geographically where Winnipeg is?
Speaker 3: No idea?
Speaker 6: Canada?
Speaker 3: Now, I know that, but that's a vast country there
Speaker 3: north of Minnesota. I think all I know is that
Speaker 3: about Canada. I mean, I've I've been to bamp for Canada,
Speaker 3: but I was a child. I don't even know where
Speaker 3: it is. But I think Toronto is east, like near
Speaker 3: New York. Toronto's one hour from New York, Okay, So
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know where winnip bamp is all
Speaker 3: the way over west coast, like near Vancouver, which you know,
Speaker 3: Vancouver's all the way far west. That's why I like
Speaker 3: a lot of beal that lived there, Seattle Seahawks Sands,
Speaker 3: for example, y because it's not far from Washington. Winnipeg.
Speaker 3: Guy had no idea. Are you pretty confident in that KT?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I just looked it up though, and I was I
Speaker 6: was rather yeah, fround the Minnesota North Dakota line.
Speaker 5: Just go north. So it's a little north.
Speaker 6: It's east of Saskatchewan, which Oka famously, of course.
Speaker 3: I went on their news. Yeah all the time.
Speaker 6: West of Ontario, okay, and north of Winkler. Ontario is
Speaker 6: more middle Or is that Ontario is more above the
Speaker 6: Great Lakes? Yeah, okay, so Winnebeg's right in the middle. Gotcha.
Speaker 6: It's straight north about twenty hours, twenty five hours probably?
Speaker 3: Is Is it pretty high up off the border? Is
Speaker 3: it close to the border? I don't know, man, you
Speaker 3: just had the map in front of your eye. Pretty
Speaker 3: close to the border. Okay, Yeah, it's not like you're
Speaker 3: going to the North Pole. I just don't know crap
Speaker 3: about Canada, man.
Speaker 6: Yeah. NBA playoffs last night. Okay, we'll catch up on
Speaker 6: this real quick. We have a stinking scenario where the
Speaker 6: Cleveland Cavaliers, you're one seed in the East, could.
Speaker 7: Be going bye bye?
Speaker 6: Is it down O two to Rick Carlisle and the
Speaker 6: Indiana Pacers.
Speaker 3: The last I don't know, three or four minutes of
Speaker 3: that game, and I know there was a big comeback
Speaker 3: leading up to the end of that game. The last
Speaker 3: three or four minutes of that game was just incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it can't be beat Man. And you know, that's one
Speaker 3: of those things where I don't really have a dog
Speaker 3: in the hunt. I've got our friend, Mike is on
Speaker 3: Rick Carlisle's staff, so I like for good things happen
Speaker 3: to to Mike. And I think Indiana's kind of fun
Speaker 3: to watch. Miles Turner's been on our show, and he's
Speaker 3: a fun kid and he's from here. But I like
Speaker 3: Cleveland's team too. But whenever I could watch a game
Speaker 3: and not really have a hard rooting interest and just
Speaker 3: see incredible basketball unfold, it is so awesome. You don't
Speaker 3: mind the officiating when that happens. If you mind the officiating,
Speaker 3: if you care about which way it goes. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: Donovan Mitchell got screwed by the way he went straight up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he didn't have a time out, so he had forty
Speaker 3: five points in a playoff loss. I saw that he's
Speaker 3: got three losses playoff losses in his career where he've
Speaker 3: scored over forty five points. They will be real contenders
Speaker 3: now Darius Garland needs to be healthy, dude. They'll be
Speaker 3: real contenders when Evan Mobley is their best player.
Speaker 7: I love Evan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's nice. Every day.
Speaker 9: So good?
Speaker 3: Uh okay, So Halliburton, what's a comp for him? What's
Speaker 3: any player in history that is a good comp for Halliburton? Man,
Speaker 3: I don't even know. His style is so wild. It's
Speaker 3: so different from anything I've seen. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: even really figure out who he reminds me of. And
Speaker 3: this is a weird comparison because it's so old. But
Speaker 3: the size he's at, that's kind of the way Reggie
Speaker 3: Theis used to play back in the day where he
Speaker 3: was a bigger guard with handles that took wild shots.
Speaker 3: But that was a different era. There's when he first
Speaker 3: came into the league. He would put these shots up
Speaker 3: and I'd go, man, they let him take that, Like,
Speaker 3: some of those shots look so horrible to me. And
Speaker 3: he's got the craziest release point. But they go in
Speaker 3: that into that game and the way they ended the
Speaker 3: game and him taking a three, that's some of the
Speaker 3: ballsiest stuff I've ever seen. Man. Yeah, and it's cool
Speaker 3: to do it on the road and they're already up one.
Speaker 3: But I heard I saw Donovan Mitchell might be a
Speaker 3: little hurt. They got big problems, man, how about that?
Speaker 3: They got big profits the year of the upset. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: stars get going tonight. What's time again? Nishka, very nice?
Speaker 3: Stars playoff hockey. That's playoff time, all right? Coming up next,
Speaker 3: where you're gonna take some food news?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is something that's taken over food
Speaker 6: and if you like bread, you might be in trouble.
Speaker 5: Bread might be going away. Oh okay, I don't mind that.
Speaker 6: Time. Have you guys noticed that as people are trying
Speaker 6: to be a little bit healthier, keto is a very
Speaker 6: popular diet that's been going on for a while that
Speaker 6: can only maybe help people lose weight fast a little
Speaker 6: bit or faster. Uh, maybe it's a little easier to manage.
Speaker 6: Have you guys noticed the amount of places that are
Speaker 6: off offering maybe lettuce wrapped U. Maybe you have a pickle.
Speaker 6: I've seen pickle hot dogs take off a little bit too,
Speaker 6: ben By the way, have y'all noticed that at all recently?
Speaker 5: We would call this protein style. If you're going to
Speaker 5: in and out burger.
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I mean that's how I order stuff. So
Speaker 3: like if I go to Jimmy John's, I just get
Speaker 3: it on a lettuce rap right. God, they give you
Speaker 3: way too much lettuce too. There's just so much freaking lettuce. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but uh, it's it's hard if you're on that diet
Speaker 3: sometimes to eat on the go, because first of all,
Speaker 3: everything comes with carbs, right if you're getting a burger,
Speaker 3: it's going to come with fries and your burger bun,
Speaker 3: and then you've got to try to eat just a burger,
Speaker 3: you know, with your bare hands. It's it's all very difficult.
Speaker 3: But those restaurants that offer that without carbs, without bread,
Speaker 3: I'm grateful for it.
Speaker 6: And then there's a system in player called katos where
Speaker 6: if you snap out of it, it's a it's a
Speaker 6: it's basically about the relationship between your brain and the
Speaker 6: rest of your body. And if you snap out of
Speaker 6: that katosis, then your metabolism adjust and it doesn't allow
Speaker 6: you to lose weight as much as you'd like. And
Speaker 6: by having sweets, by having refined sugars, refined sugars are carbs.
Speaker 6: So it's kind of interesting, did you I had lunch
Speaker 6: with Ben the other day and we were at a
Speaker 6: Mexican food joint and for keso, he's not doing chips,
Speaker 6: so he did cucumber slices in the caso.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was dope. It was awesome. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 3: I mean I rock cucumber slices and hummus all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm going to make sense.
Speaker 6: That is interesting. It's an interesting play. I am a
Speaker 6: gotta give me the chip, though I might not be
Speaker 6: able to help myself.
Speaker 3: That's not gonna help you with. Here's katosis if.
Speaker 5: You try to snap into katosis. But I was, uh
Speaker 5: oh as Sometimes I just.
Speaker 6: At home if I making tacos, I've told you this before,
Speaker 6: no taco shells, but get like the bell pepper.
Speaker 5: Then you make your taco meat and you put it.
Speaker 6: Maybe you get around turkey instead, and you put that
Speaker 6: inside the cut up bell pepper, and there's your tacos.
Speaker 3: Someplaces not having the carb. Someplaces can make the shell
Speaker 3: out of cheese. Okay, they put fresh cheese down on
Speaker 3: the whatever. They're interesting and they just make a fake
Speaker 3: shell out of the crispy cheese.
Speaker 6: It doesn't feel like it would be healthier with all
Speaker 6: that cheese. I know, but you're but at least it's
Speaker 6: a protein. Yeah, and you're not having the carb. Yeah,
Speaker 6: if that's the thing. Yeah, Well, I stumble across this
Speaker 6: today in our office.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you stumbled across it off tripping.
Speaker 5: I hadn't tie my shoe.
Speaker 6: It was a big Garri three stooges act, just falling down.
Speaker 6: The ava witch a a witch from which witch?
Speaker 3: Ah fantastic, I'm a witch witch guy. This is this
Speaker 3: is a combo platter. This is a deal with witchwitch
Speaker 3: and avocados from Mexico, which is kind of perfect.
Speaker 6: The best avocado there ever was. Go to a store
Speaker 6: and get avocados that aren't avoca does from Mexico, you'll know.
Speaker 6: You'll know they'll be hard. You got to wait on
Speaker 6: them to get soft for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Oh, you make those avocados that way.
Speaker 5: So it's a sandwich, but without the bread.
Speaker 6: The avocado serves as the bread, and it's got the
Speaker 6: seasoning on it, like the bagel seasoning I think, as
Speaker 6: well as what tastes like special seasoning.
Speaker 3: And that makes it more like which you'd be accustomed
Speaker 3: to with some specialized bread.
Speaker 5: If you're turkey your ham.
Speaker 6: If you don't want the ham, I'm sure you can
Speaker 6: get it without the ham and no skin. You don't
Speaker 6: not a big pork guy.
Speaker 5: Cheese bacon, bacon, pretty damn good. Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 3: They brought some of these in studio and I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: well I didn't really see what it was. I didn't
Speaker 3: know why it was called an ava witch. I didn't
Speaker 3: read the whole email. I wasn't quite sure what it was.
Speaker 3: And this was in they were listening and we were
Speaker 3: talking about chicken prices or chicken fast food skyrocketing right
Speaker 3: because people aren't ordering as many burgers, and so they're like, well,
Speaker 3: what about this thing we got going? And so when
Speaker 3: he brought him into the student d they're in these
Speaker 3: little containers that are kind of like a gas station.
Speaker 3: Sandwich would be in it or whatever. Yeah, like a triangle,
Speaker 3: a triangle, you know. And I looked at it. I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, well this would be good. I just
Speaker 3: you know, people bring in food here all the time.
Speaker 3: I just won't be able to eat the bread that's
Speaker 3: on it. And then I saw that the bread was
Speaker 3: an avocado. I was like, are you kidding me? This
Speaker 3: is like made for me. This is beautiful and it
Speaker 3: is scrumptious. It's delicious. There's a mixture of mayo and
Speaker 3: honey mustard on it.
Speaker 5: It's that honey mustard sets it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I'm normally not a mayo guy, but a
Speaker 3: lot of times mayo mixed with something really works out well.
Speaker 3: And this on this particular sandwich man, the mayo and
Speaker 3: the honey mustard together is magical. Yeah, it is so
Speaker 3: now it's you gotta be careful how you eat it
Speaker 3: because it is an avocado. Yeah, I got no bread,
Speaker 3: like the bread is always the bread really just serves
Speaker 3: as the sandwich meat delivery system. Yeah, and it's a
Speaker 3: buffer for your fingers and the inside. It's just getting
Speaker 3: it to you.
Speaker 5: And they put the warning sign on there. He says
Speaker 5: it's gonna get messy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got. I still have avocado hanging off my nose.
Speaker 7: That's what that is.
Speaker 3: But it was really just in honor of KT when
Speaker 3: he turns a cheeseburger into a finger food and starts
Speaker 3: dipping it into buckets of sauce. Right, got food fight
Speaker 3: poured over onto social media. If you didn't hear this yesterday,
Speaker 3: you go to at nine to seven to one the
Speaker 3: Eagle or Benskin on Instagram and you can still listen
Speaker 3: to that food fight. Did it felt tense? Did it
Speaker 3: get tense? I listened to it this morning and on
Speaker 3: the other side of the kitchen. My wife looked up
Speaker 3: and goes, who's yelling? Oh, I go man, that's just
Speaker 3: a normal segment on the Ben and Skin Show.
Speaker 6: Well, luckily the ava witch from which which has solved
Speaker 6: yesterday's fight.
Speaker 5: The animosity Versuda's fight went away.
Speaker 3: I sat in your lap earlier and just kind of
Speaker 3: kissed your ear a little bit. No it didn't, and
Speaker 3: I got avocado on your on your ear lobe. Coming up.
Speaker 3: In just over three minutes, the Dallas Cowboys have made
Speaker 3: a trade. What it's going to be a huge year
Speaker 3: for the Cowboys. Guess now, let's go around the sports
Speaker 3: KG tweets as all the sports.
Speaker 6: Ye come to the news this morning that your Dallas
Speaker 6: Cowboys have traded for the wide receiver too, the one
Speaker 6: thing they needed to get in the draft they did
Speaker 6: not get accomplished a second wide receiver. They have it now,
Speaker 6: George Pickens from the Steelers in exchange for a third
Speaker 6: round pick next year a fifth round draft pick in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Your thoughts fellas, I love it. I can't believe it's
Speaker 3: even happening. Cowboys. This is very unlike them to go
Speaker 3: out and do this. This is I suddenly feel different
Speaker 3: about the entire season. You know, I thought that they
Speaker 3: needed to get a receiver with their first round pick,
Speaker 3: and when they didn't, I was super concerned. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, they're just tone deaf. They have no
Speaker 3: idea what they even need. But they had said they
Speaker 3: had some trades percolating. And look, George Pickens is a
Speaker 3: dude who is like not without Wartz, right, Like, he's
Speaker 3: got issues, he's he gets into fights on the field,
Speaker 3: He's been fined a bunch he's and it gets open
Speaker 3: every single He can be a lot man. But in
Speaker 3: terms of the Cowboys now giving Dak Prescott a one
Speaker 3: to two punch that is formable and they now have
Speaker 3: a top three to one to two punch at the
Speaker 3: receiver position in all of the NFL, I mean they're
Speaker 3: straight up going for it now this season. I think
Speaker 3: this makes them contenders. I think it's exciting, and I
Speaker 3: think it just works in concert with the other things
Speaker 3: they've already done. Like their biggest issue last year was
Speaker 3: not weapons. Their biggest issue last year was the offensive
Speaker 3: line completely fell apart, even when Dak was healthy. And
Speaker 3: so I mean, you gotta feel good that maybe they've
Speaker 3: addressed that. Maybe it's going in the right direction. They
Speaker 3: certainly went that way in the draft, so you feel
Speaker 3: good about that. They did address the running back position.
Speaker 3: Let's see if it's too satisfaction. I think it would
Speaker 3: have been so much easier just to keep Rica. Like
Speaker 3: if they had kept Rico Dawdle for three million dollars,
Speaker 3: I would be really stoked right now. I would feel amazing.
Speaker 3: I think that they're going to be fine at the
Speaker 3: tight end position. And now, you know, you look at it,
Speaker 3: it's like, all right, it's great to have the offensive
Speaker 3: line bolster, but also to do that with improving the weapons.
Speaker 3: And then it's all going to come down to if
Speaker 3: this is a wild card that we simply do not
Speaker 3: know kind of an offensive coordinator is shouted when it's
Speaker 3: his offense, and it's not McCarthy being overbearing, you know.
Speaker 3: And Katie, I know you talked about are do they
Speaker 3: keep him beyond this year? I know they were about
Speaker 3: to have to pay Tolbert at the end of this
Speaker 3: year now, and they were sitting there going, all right,
Speaker 3: is he worth ten? Is he worth twelve?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: And so yeah, you're gonna end up spending more than that,
Speaker 3: but I think he ends up staying.
Speaker 6: Tilvert's two years older than George Pickens. Keep in mind, yeah,
Speaker 6: because Tilbert was old when he had drafted another thing
Speaker 6: on George Pickens. Real quick is I think Okay has
Speaker 6: the same agent as Micah And last time Jerry spoke
Speaker 6: about Micha's agent, he he says that he didn't know
Speaker 6: his name.
Speaker 3: Look, yeah, so that's good. I like that a lot.
Speaker 6: But you don't have to sign Jake Ferguson. You don't
Speaker 6: have to sign Jalen Tolbert. This is a good thing.
Speaker 6: Patrick Peterson, one of the most respected and best corners
Speaker 6: of all time, says George Pickens reminds him of DeAndre Hopkins.
Speaker 6: Says Pickins does. Yes, like he is very respected. He's
Speaker 6: just never had a good quarterback. He's always pissed and
Speaker 6: he does crazy stuff and he's open about how crazy
Speaker 6: he is.
Speaker 5: And I kind of like that. They need something like that.
Speaker 3: Do you know who he reminds me of, Carl Pickens
Speaker 3: because they have the same last Name's dad. I don't know, Ben.
Speaker 3: This is huge for the Cowboys. This is a massive get.
Speaker 3: This makes them contenders. This is absolutely huge. They actually
Speaker 3: had a competent draft, they were active in free agency,
Speaker 3: they filled some holes, and now they go out and
Speaker 3: make a blockbuster trade like this. I could not be
Speaker 3: more excited. And I can't believe this is the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 3: They do not do stuff like this.
Speaker 5: His dad is Carl Pickens.
Speaker 3: Fas number one.
Speaker 5: Give me a trophy, all right? Coming up next.
Speaker 3: Speaking of trophies, Bill Belichick has accumulated a lot of them,
Speaker 3: but he is currently in a PR nightmare. The latest
Speaker 3: with regard to that is next. Give me that news quickie,
Speaker 3: all right. Yesterday I was enamored with this article I'd
Speaker 3: seen on Front Office Sports where it was about the
Speaker 3: Bill Belichick appearance on CBS News and they deemed it
Speaker 3: a crisis, and so they wrote an article and they
Speaker 3: had seven steps after talking to seven different PR crisis
Speaker 3: PR experts, and I was just so amused by it.
Speaker 3: The thing I was so amused by it was that
Speaker 3: Ted Johnson was weighing in loudly and said that he
Speaker 3: was no longer fit to coach at UNC. Think about that.
Speaker 3: The man did an interview to promote a book, and
Speaker 3: the end result was that one of his former players
Speaker 3: said he is no longer fit to coach football.
Speaker 6: And Ted Johnson is one of a parcels guy. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: that's fair, but still a hot take. It's a hot take,
Speaker 6: so fit for it. And so if you don't know,
Speaker 6: I mean, we've talked about this a lot. But let's
Speaker 6: not assume Bill Belichick the winningest coach in football history,
Speaker 6: certainly by number of Super Bowls won, and he's up
Speaker 6: there with victories. I don't think he ever caught Don Shula,
Speaker 6: but he certainly had the most super Bowl wins. Is
Speaker 6: dating a twenty four year old woman named Jordan Hudson.
Speaker 6: He is forty nine years older than her. Oh he's
Speaker 6: seventy three.
Speaker 3: So here are the things that the crisis PR experts said,
Speaker 3: and we'll jump in here and kick this around. Number one,
Speaker 3: stick to football. I agree. This is shut up and dribble.
Speaker 3: This is shut up and dribble. Here's a comment from
Speaker 3: Ari Fleischer, the former White House Press secretary, to George
Speaker 3: bush Boy. He had some stuff he had he tels
Speaker 3: front off of Sports. He blew it, and now he's stuck.
Speaker 3: If he had prepared for an obvious question with a
Speaker 3: halfway decent answer, this would be a non issue. Fleischer
Speaker 3: has consulted the NFL, Major League Baseball, NBA, US Olympic
Speaker 3: and Paralympic Committee. He goes on to say, all he
Speaker 3: can do now is say ask me football questions. My
Speaker 3: private life is private, and I hope that this is
Speaker 3: going to fade away.
Speaker 6: And honestly, he's in this predicament because a twenty four
Speaker 6: year old cheerleader is handling everything for him.
Speaker 3: It's true. And the other thing, too, though, is think
Speaker 3: about this. If the way out of it for him
Speaker 3: is to stick to answering football questions. He didn't do
Speaker 3: that when he was an NFL coach.
Speaker 6: And you know what he is promoting a football book though,
Speaker 6: yes it is. He was doing a football interview with
Speaker 6: a hole in his shirt.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, one mention that got that. That was one
Speaker 7: of the worst is what he was wearing. Even if
Speaker 7: she wasn't there and didn't interrupt and be like, where
Speaker 7: are you wearing? Man? That's okay.
Speaker 3: This should be pr note number one. Yeah, this is
Speaker 3: kind of amazing though a twenty four year old smoke
Speaker 3: show who has that much influence over him can't get
Speaker 3: him to change his shirt. However, beautiful that to me
Speaker 3: has hoped that he's still in charge, right.
Speaker 6: Or she's just like, that's your brand, Just keep doing you,
Speaker 6: you know, I just.
Speaker 3: I see I've seen people in crisis. This is why
Speaker 3: people need to hire a PR crisis firm. You see
Speaker 3: people fumble and screw up these situations and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: well let's look at who's in charge. Oh it's someone
Speaker 3: with absolutely no experience. Yeah, no, wonder right, these things
Speaker 3: require experience. And right now she not only is he
Speaker 3: her hostage, but she's running the show with no experience.
Speaker 6: She's also the in the Miss Maine USA pageant. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's a huge field. I think there's like three hundred
Speaker 6: people that live in Maine. But the first ever trans
Speaker 6: intestine in the Miss Maine USA.
Speaker 3: And you said that infuriates you, Kevin Wyse say that.
Speaker 3: You just said they didn't want it, You didn't want
Speaker 3: them competing in sports.
Speaker 5: No, I just think that's a problem.
Speaker 3: By the way, the capital of Maine, the capital of Maine,
Speaker 3: has a smaller population than Alan where I.
Speaker 6: Live, Augusta, the Portland Portland's the capital of Maine. It
Speaker 6: is I think Augusta is bro.
Speaker 3: Is that right? Okay, then maybe Portland's the biggest city
Speaker 3: in Maine. I would have said, banger, it's not okay,
Speaker 3: go ahead. What's number two? Cancel the book tour interviews.
Speaker 3: It says, unless he's being interviewed by his own literary
Speaker 3: PR team, he should not do any more interviews.
Speaker 6: Right, Everyone who reads the book says it's not that
Speaker 6: good either.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine it's good.
Speaker 5: He's not putting his secrets out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they said the number one thing he could do
Speaker 3: is shut down the entire PR operation.
Speaker 7: To burn it down.
Speaker 5: Try again.
Speaker 3: Number three, he needs to realize his predicament. It says,
Speaker 3: they're kidding themselves, him and Hudson if they think the
Speaker 3: story's going to blow over. Instead, it's becoming a feeding
Speaker 3: frenzy for virtually every media outlet, and they're all licking
Speaker 3: their chops to kill him. Yeah, here's the quote. This
Speaker 3: is not just sports. This is sports, entertainment and lifestyle
Speaker 3: news plus social media all combined. It's a huge difference
Speaker 3: between somebody following the Patriots, for example, Man, we saw
Speaker 3: where this was headed, where we saw the footage of
Speaker 3: her at practice with him. He's out there just doing
Speaker 3: his thing, coaching football, and you would think everything is normal.
Speaker 3: And then a twenty something year old cheerleader went out there,
Speaker 3: reached in his pocket, grabbed his keys, and she was
Speaker 3: dressed like she was, I don't know, going to the
Speaker 3: met gala. And she walks outside and or walks back
Speaker 3: to the people. I talked to him, I've got it covered.
Speaker 3: It was like, clearly she was trying to run everything. Yeah,
Speaker 3: by the way, I got a quick Met Gala side.
Speaker 3: Describe Lewis Hamilton to me.
Speaker 7: Oh, Lewis Hamilton. Okay, so he's an F one driver
Speaker 7: who had a really long stretch of constantly winning. What
Speaker 7: does he look like Mercedes kind of Lenny Kravitz ish? Okay,
Speaker 7: say did you see him at the met gala. I
Speaker 7: did not watch any second of the Met Gayla.
Speaker 3: We had the news on last night. This was a
Speaker 3: really funny moment by my wife. They flat they go.
Speaker 3: I thought Lewis Hamilton looked amazing and it is awesome.
Speaker 3: They flashed him up there and I go, wait, now,
Speaker 3: who's that guy? And my wife goes, I think he
Speaker 3: was in that musical The Hamilton. I go, because his
Speaker 3: last name is Hamilton, you think he was in a
Speaker 3: musical about Hamilton. No, I go. I think he's an
Speaker 3: F one driver, but I need to ask Christine.
Speaker 7: Yes, And he's with Ferrari now and he was really
Speaker 7: funny over the radio this past weekend. By the way,
Speaker 7: y'all watching, all right, we'll book him.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna there's several more, but I want to do
Speaker 3: this last one because it ties into Ben replace Hudson
Speaker 3: as his manager publicist. It says there's precedent for this
Speaker 3: in two thousand and five, when Tom Cruise fired his sister,
Speaker 3: Leanne de Vett as his publicist. Says Belichick can learn
Speaker 3: from that. But it's nepotism. It's somebody who's not qualified.
Speaker 3: You get on and you're gonna put your crew on.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I got jobs for everybody. I'm gonna bring
Speaker 3: everybody up. But then you've got people in jobs they
Speaker 3: are not qualified to do, and you get into a
Speaker 3: crisis and you realize, oh my god, we need someone
Speaker 3: with experience. Tom's sister is not the woman for that.
Speaker 3: And this is the time when Tom's jumping up and
Speaker 3: down on a couch while everyone's going with scientology doing
Speaker 3: to him crisis. Let me just say they say that
Speaker 3: her That says that she can go back to focusing
Speaker 3: on her luxury real estate empire that is valued at
Speaker 3: eight million dollars, right, and it's all And hasn't it
Speaker 3: increased in the time. Didn't we talk about that that
Speaker 3: they've been dating.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, skyrocketed now yeah, so why don't she
Speaker 6: just go do that?
Speaker 3: Anyways, there you go. That is a crisis pr team
Speaker 3: weighing in on Bill Belichick's Welcome to the shack. Nay,
Speaker 3: then it's getting ladies and the white me.
Speaker 7: Be nice to you. Life gets crazy, you need to
Speaker 7: sexperts roadhouse.
Speaker 2: See, let me handle the bad problems for you.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 6: That's very sexual. New study out experts on the street
Speaker 6: asking women questions, probably to be used as future family
Speaker 6: feud questions for Steve Harvey. Clearly, experts asked two thousand
Speaker 6: women about the features they find most attractive in men.
Speaker 7: Bulge Way, why'd you laugh? Nothing, she did laugh. That's
Speaker 7: your opinion. That's totally fine, Ben, I did not mean
Speaker 7: to laugh at your opinion.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get inside the mind of a woman.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get deep up into trying to get
Speaker 3: inside everything. Yeah, and so I thought that's all I
Speaker 3: know is Christina, you can fight it in us. You
Speaker 3: used to have a poster of led Zeppelin on your walls,
Speaker 3: specifically because of the denim bulges.
Speaker 7: No, not specifically. It's because I love that band and
Speaker 7: it was a gift from a friend. They knew I
Speaker 7: loved blood Zeppelin, and I thought that poster was awesome
Speaker 7: until you guys pointed it out and then I had
Speaker 7: to take it down. I don't even have it hanging
Speaker 7: up anymore.
Speaker 3: Did you take it down? Yeah, one for her because
Speaker 3: the bulges.
Speaker 7: I don't even have that poster up any didn't let you.
Speaker 3: Put that above the fireplace? Got his own bulge? No,
Speaker 3: you leaning on the buld saying, and I get it.
Speaker 3: Christina pulled me aside and told me she loves a
Speaker 3: nice firm ass on the man. Okay, so maybe we
Speaker 3: don't have all the answers when it comes to women.
Speaker 3: Maybe a woman on our show would actually know more
Speaker 3: than we would. Not doubt it. Okay, So it's not
Speaker 3: the bulls. What are they hands?
Speaker 5: Hands?
Speaker 6: Looking for giant hands because of what it means you
Speaker 6: want to go with small hands?
Speaker 3: No the guy girl with small hands? Does that makes
Speaker 3: you feel better? For the video oh, do you.
Speaker 5: Want the sound effects?
Speaker 7: Is that what I thought that's what you were gonna do.
Speaker 7: But it's fine.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't prepare for that. Why do you want a
Speaker 5: guy with giant han?
Speaker 7: I didn't say, well, Mike does have giant hands. He said,
Speaker 7: what's the first thing women notice on a man? She says,
Speaker 7: it's definitely not.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, the most attractive features on them. Yes,
Speaker 6: it's not necessarily the first thing's attractive?
Speaker 3: Bank balance, hands.
Speaker 6: Not on their bank ballots are on there. I am
Speaker 6: ready for what you needed there, Christina Molers molars though,
Speaker 6: clean up today, Ankles?
Speaker 7: No arms?
Speaker 6: Guys? Are you guys are terrible at this?
Speaker 3: You're telling Christina she's terrible.
Speaker 6: Everyone's really been bad at this, sohod.
Speaker 3: Quit you only Christina man, she's just a gallot tight ass.
Speaker 6: Number one the most got the most response. This is
Speaker 6: one of those things where you probably just check off
Speaker 6: all the boxes that they're good for you quickly. A
Speaker 6: muscular physique. Of course they want that.
Speaker 3: That's why I always did so well with the ladies.
Speaker 5: What does that do for a woman?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 5: Doesn't you got muscles?
Speaker 3: Okay? Good, this is good news. Okay, thank you Christine
Speaker 3: it's just great. This is good.
Speaker 7: I am with someone with it, an athletic build.
Speaker 5: But he does say that.
Speaker 3: He does say that.
Speaker 5: Number two a bald head.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, a big win for baldies today.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't realize you like it until you do.
Speaker 3: IM like, oh, do you like rubbing the top of it?
Speaker 7: I wouldn't say I like it, but I do that.
Speaker 3: Do you like pushing it down?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 3: What does that mean? All right? That's like how a
Speaker 3: lot of people do their exercises. Okay, you don't have
Speaker 3: to exercise together unless you're trying to build your couples relationship.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to save you, and I fell in. I
Speaker 3: tried to save you, and I fell in the sinkhold
Speaker 3: of my own I don't I don't need any saving.
Speaker 3: So a long time ago, I used to shave my head.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did. In fact, I shaved my whole body
Speaker 3: and I got a lot of ingrown hairs. No, I
Speaker 3: used to shave my head, and when I met my wife,
Speaker 3: I had a shaved head. And that's what she prefers.
Speaker 3: She doesn't like me with all this lettuce up here.
Speaker 3: She wishes I would just shave my head because that's
Speaker 3: how I looked when we met, and that's what she likes.
Speaker 6: That's what she remembers, what she remembers before I disappointed
Speaker 6: her time and time and time again. Did you really
Speaker 6: shave your whole body? Because number ten on, there's number
Speaker 6: ten on there's a good hairy chest.
Speaker 3: No, No, what about Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 7: No, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Last night I inked a gray hair out of my chest.
Speaker 3: It was about this long and it was the most coarse,
Speaker 3: weird material's chest pube, brutal man, it was a chest pube.
Speaker 6: Number three blue eyes. Women really loved the blue eyed beauties,
Speaker 6: true Christina.
Speaker 7: Mike's kind of got bluish green eyes.
Speaker 6: So yeah, Number four a beard, yes, yeah, okay, bald beard,
Speaker 6: that's what they want.
Speaker 3: I thought the beard was to cut for their gay relationship.
Speaker 6: So basically they want a muscular, blue eyed, bald, bearded
Speaker 6: fella with dark hair.
Speaker 3: All right, you go get it from AI because I
Speaker 3: don't even know where that exists.
Speaker 6: Mike Siroy describing that's number six curly hair. Interesting, is
Speaker 6: that for a bid or big victory for me?
Speaker 7: So they like bald and curly?
Speaker 6: Well, I think that was just like, okay, the number
Speaker 6: of respondents that picked that bald on top, but Mullet
Speaker 6: permed in the back.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, bald up top, curly right above the jump.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, right, okay, this says curly hair, blonde hair. Wait,
Speaker 6: hold on, what is this one before? Blonde hair? Oh,
Speaker 6: dark hair? We've seen that?
Speaker 3: Hold on, sound like some real basic chicks.
Speaker 5: Cheekbones. They went in cheekbones.
Speaker 3: They don't want a fat butt, They want to see
Speaker 3: the cheekbones.
Speaker 5: You know, definitely got a huge face lift.
Speaker 6: John mulaney, what he looks way different than he looked
Speaker 6: thy years ago. He stopped doing coke cocaine. Would that
Speaker 6: make your cheekbones?
Speaker 3: To make more? Less sunken in?
Speaker 6: Uh? Green eyes, hairy chest, tattoos and piercings down at
Speaker 6: the bottom.
Speaker 5: They've had their day. That was the nineties.
Speaker 7: I think they still have their day.
Speaker 6: But oh okay, oh you like this study?
Speaker 3: You like a testicle piercing?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 7: What was was that?
Speaker 5: A fat?
Speaker 3: Albert was a I think it's a Prince Albert. I'm sorry, fout.
Speaker 3: Albert's a guy going he pounds because he's a carpenter.
Speaker 3: So there you Jesus. The more we've learned about the
Speaker 3: piercings of penises and much more. That's what Ail put in. Man,
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: We know so much about women and we're just grateful
Speaker 3: for the opportunity to share it here in the Metroplex.
Speaker 3: This is a chance for ladies learn a little something
Speaker 3: about themselves by listening.
Speaker 9: Nuts.
Speaker 3: Hey, Christina has a little bit to offer to the
Speaker 3: conversation too, from the female perspective, but just a little bit,
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Christina, Thank you guys, thank you for your
Speaker 6: tax money goes to that amazing all right, coming up next,
Speaker 6: Dallas police have shot an animal.
Speaker 3: What when the story next? But right now it's time
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Up Day,
Speaker 2: featuring veteran news anchor kt fon tweets hero the important.
Speaker 5: Stories he's currently tracking from around the world. All right,
Speaker 5: listen to this, guys, guess this sound?
Speaker 3: Got it? Sounds like a cannon. Yeah, I was going
Speaker 3: to say something like a firework being shot off, but
Speaker 3: maybe that's one of the Elon's rockets firing off.
Speaker 7: Cheered again, Definitely a cannon from a pirate ship.
Speaker 3: You know what that could be? That is a pirate
Speaker 3: ship cannon. That could be uh, that could be a
Speaker 3: fart in one of those giant, huge conductors.
Speaker 6: Yeah, going going around. Yeah, yes, that you're right. I
Speaker 6: just played the sound of a pirate cannon as the
Speaker 6: lead story.
Speaker 5: In The Weak Day Great where.
Speaker 9: No, this.
Speaker 6: Is in a Collieville. Actually this was a pirates in
Speaker 6: Colli Yeah, of course there was.
Speaker 5: It was a lightning strike.
Speaker 6: A lightning hit the house, and I always thought thinking
Speaker 6: about this because it could happen, and it's happened. We've
Speaker 6: seen these stories a few times. If your house is
Speaker 6: not properly grounded, you get struck by lightning.
Speaker 5: That's on a.
Speaker 6: Doorbell cam, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, on a ring doorbell
Speaker 6: camera across the street. Lightning hits the house and lights
Speaker 6: on fire in Colieville. Terrible.
Speaker 3: Did it burn all the way to the ground.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think so. I think they got there
Speaker 6: fast enough. There were three adults inside the home, which
Speaker 6: I was like, you know where they doing? Just three
Speaker 6: adults just chilling at home. It's on a Monday. People
Speaker 6: have to go to work.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot of millennials and older gen
Speaker 3: zs living at home.
Speaker 7: Homie and we also don't go into work until like
Speaker 7: one to two o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, mean two o'clock demand of promotion.
Speaker 6: It felt good while I was on the air to
Speaker 6: say that. Wait a minute, that's me. You look at
Speaker 6: yourself and you're like, I am a big dick. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 6: did you say aim or have not? Was?
Speaker 3: Wasn't? What is the verb? I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 3: understand what he said. You said, I am I haven't
Speaker 3: He said, I haven't a been. I don't know what
Speaker 3: he was said, haven't I haven't a big dick? I
Speaker 3: don't know. I think you can say that.
Speaker 5: Back when you guys worked at kt C k H.
Speaker 6: Were you all at thirty five hundred Maple Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 6: that's where I was to where I began as an
Speaker 6: intern years ago. So this is where the next story
Speaker 6: takes though. The thirty five hundred block of Maple Avenue
Speaker 6: rever Sean right by rever Shun Park.
Speaker 5: So they got a report.
Speaker 6: The police got a report that a man who was
Speaker 6: on the Katie Trail was like saying he got approached
Speaker 6: by Kodi while walking his dogs.
Speaker 7: Approached.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like the coyote is trying to sell
Speaker 3: him something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jehovah's a witness.
Speaker 3: No think about the part of talent. It was the coyotes, like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: you got any extra change? Hey approached.
Speaker 5: He's got the Michael Coyote Bible.
Speaker 3: The coyote either comes up to you or he doesn't.
Speaker 3: He approaches. That's yeah, you know, and who knows. The
Speaker 3: guy makes a phone call to the cops. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm get through it a little.
Speaker 5: He got some time.
Speaker 3: I'd like to introduce myself to you right quick. So
Speaker 3: it's an approach.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In this article, what are you doing out here on
Speaker 3: the Katie Trail? Thank you for approaching me. I'd like
Speaker 3: to now tell you some things.
Speaker 5: I'm clearly walking my dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh is that a dog?
Speaker 6: I'm locking your lips so that the The article in
Speaker 6: WFA says this. The deputy Marshall, who was working at
Speaker 6: Revershaump Park and the thirty five hundred block A map,
Speaker 6: said the man was approached by an aggressive couty. So
Speaker 6: the deputy marshals spotted the couty and he set up
Speaker 6: a perimeter. Which is a funny thing to do, because
Speaker 6: if you told me, Kevin, go outside and set up
Speaker 6: a perimeter I wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 3: I've been movies all the time, though, with what you
Speaker 3: need more than one guy like the fugitive, set up
Speaker 3: a perimeter, make sure no one escapes the rows or
Speaker 3: thorough players to get away. A perimeter has four sides,
Speaker 3: so you're gonna need at least four or three other
Speaker 3: people beside Gene.
Speaker 6: Okay, So the deputy marshals spots the couty and he
Speaker 6: sets up a perimeter with these other deputy marshals who
Speaker 6: were I guess where they get some ground balls in
Speaker 6: at the park. I don't understand what was happening. And
Speaker 6: then in that highly populated area where there's convenience stores
Speaker 6: in traffic, hospital district nearby, fires one round killing the
Speaker 6: coyote is added toward a populated area of the Katie Trail.
Speaker 6: It's just a coyote.
Speaker 5: Like they're around here.
Speaker 3: We have to just kill it, you know. You know
Speaker 3: what happened next, sprinkled cocaine by. It sprinkled cocaine by,
Speaker 3: pulled out a tiny pistol, put it right bites Paul.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm glad to mark because I want to
Speaker 6: play a clip. This is a cop who there was
Speaker 6: a drug bust of a lady and in the past,
Speaker 6: in the pastor seat of her car was her pet raccoon.
Speaker 5: And listen to this cop cracking up at what he finds.
Speaker 5: Reason I stopped here.
Speaker 6: You are suspended with a warrant for your arrest, and
Speaker 6: the raccoon has her mes fipe.
Speaker 3: Her fights.
Speaker 5: He's playing with a me right now. There's no trying
Speaker 5: to smoke it.
Speaker 3: There is no lock. That's not the police officers.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, enough fun games.
Speaker 7: It's like an episode of Reno nine one one, not
Speaker 7: our actual life.
Speaker 3: But if you are a cop and you walk up
Speaker 3: on a lady with a suspended license and she has
Speaker 3: a pet raccoon handling a meth pipe, that's gonna make
Speaker 3: you laugh. He started losing it. It's all going because.
Speaker 5: Has anyone trailed off a sentence even more?
Speaker 3: Alright, enough fun in games. That's good for the end
Speaker 3: of our show. It is all right, great job, Katie.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, let's talk about the Cowboys. Shiny new
Speaker 3: toy in the Cowboys caro scene. You're all work cowboys too.
Speaker 6: All right, Yeah, we talked about it a little bit
Speaker 6: earlier in the show.
Speaker 5: The Cowboys.
Speaker 6: This morning made a trade for the Steelers wide receiver
Speaker 6: George Pickens. The Cowboys are giving up a third round
Speaker 6: pick in next year's draft, a fifth round pick a
Speaker 6: couple of years later they get a sixth. Back story
Speaker 6: on George Pickens is interesting because he is going to
Speaker 6: be needing a contract soon, not this year, next year.
Speaker 6: He's had three years in Pittsburgh with absolutely garbage quarterbacks.
Speaker 6: Dak Prescott far and away will be the best quarterback
Speaker 6: he's ever played with in his life.
Speaker 3: And that's important to know because when you see his
Speaker 3: stats out there, they're like, Okay, well those are good,
Speaker 3: but they're not great stats. But when you contextualize it
Speaker 3: with what a dumpster fire the quarterback situation has been
Speaker 3: in Pittsburgh, that's pretty solid production. And when you think
Speaker 3: of the best receiving duos in the NFL, you think
Speaker 3: of over the past few years. You think of Tyreek Hill,
Speaker 3: Jalen Waddle, AJ Brown, DeVante Smith, Jamar Chase T Higgins,
Speaker 3: Mike Evans, Chris Goodwin, Godwin. Right, so you think about those,
Speaker 3: if you look at these, if you look at ced
Speaker 3: Lamb and George Pickens number since twenty twenty two, even
Speaker 3: though Pickens has been playing with terrible quarterbacks. That duo
Speaker 3: would have the second most yards in the NFL of
Speaker 3: any duo since twenty twenty two.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is like a very good move by them,
Speaker 6: I think. And this is the big moment is what happens? Well,
Speaker 6: there's two things. There's two major questions about George Pickens.
Speaker 6: The first thing was just get it out of the way.
Speaker 6: He's a crazy person, right, he will tell you that. Okay,
Speaker 6: he loves chaos.
Speaker 5: And you guys.
Speaker 6: Remember him fighting with Jordan Lewis in that game last year.
Speaker 6: Jordan Lewis had a funny tweet, he like, God wanted
Speaker 6: me to be in Jacksonville.
Speaker 5: I guess God has a plan, man.
Speaker 6: But George Pickens is a guy who absolutely thinks he
Speaker 6: is the best wide receiver in the world.
Speaker 3: And he's not every every good receiver thinks that though.
Speaker 3: So it's okay, I don't mind my receiver's thinking that.
Speaker 3: I want them to think that. Look, the biggest concern
Speaker 3: about him is is he going to lose his mind
Speaker 3: on the field and throw tantrums or get in a fistfight,
Speaker 3: or be disruptive or show up late or not care.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. I did like this. There
Speaker 3: was a there was a pose from an ESPN NFL
Speaker 3: analyst who said, I've talked to the Steelers folks, George
Speaker 3: Pickens is a demonstrative is demonstrative on the field, but
Speaker 3: he is not an uncoachable player. In fact, he does
Speaker 3: have a great way about him in the locker room
Speaker 3: and is very well liked in Pittsburgh. So I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's good to because the highlights you see are his
Speaker 3: low lights of him losing it on the field. But dude,
Speaker 3: they just I mean, I can't be mad at this.
Speaker 3: This is what we've wanted them to do. Go help
Speaker 3: this team. Go make a big trade that really impacts things.
Speaker 3: And this is gonna help Ceedee Lamb and Dak Prescott
Speaker 3: in the offense so much. This is awesome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think anyone who's got a problem with this,
Speaker 6: then I would like to make sure. If you have
Speaker 6: a problem with this, then you better not have been
Speaker 6: bitching about how things have been going. Gov has been
Speaker 6: boring for a while now, and this is the absolute
Speaker 6: opposite of boring. It's a terrible trade if you just
Speaker 6: let him go for nothing, though, and you gave away
Speaker 6: a third. That's where it gets bad. He has the
Speaker 6: same agent as Michael Parsons. I saw the report on
Speaker 6: that too. I mean, the the problem with that report
Speaker 6: is I don't know, I don't know what other players
Speaker 6: say to him. But he was fined multiple times. Ten
Speaker 6: he was signed ten times. As this the other thing
Speaker 6: to and add context to this, to just be the
Speaker 6: counterpoint to what Ben was saying about the ESPN analyst
Speaker 6: Albert Rear is like, man, if the Steelers give up
Speaker 6: on a wide receiver, that should tell you a lot
Speaker 6: and and and he for Tomlin to not have his
Speaker 6: back tells you a lot. Well, they also did.
Speaker 3: They just traded for what's his name, the giant awesome
Speaker 3: receiver in Pittsburgh. Didn't they sign him? Didn't they just
Speaker 3: go I'm not sure, Yeah, what's that giant dude's name
Speaker 3: who was in Seattle? Didn't they get him? Oh?
Speaker 5: DK Metcalf, they traded for DK metca Yeah.
Speaker 3: They traded for DK Metcalf. And so maybe you could
Speaker 3: look at it so they're not going to pay two.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: This is one of my favorite things to watch, actually
Speaker 6: was the Aaron Rodgers watch. If Aaron Rodgers went to
Speaker 6: Pittsburgh and George Pickens was there, someone would die. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Like I do believe I've heard was going to combust.
Speaker 6: So here's the thing that I also want to say
Speaker 6: real quickly though, is that Dak Prescott's really never dealt
Speaker 6: with a guy who's like, I'm open all the time.
Speaker 6: Ceedee Lamb has in week five because he's mad at
Speaker 6: the offense, gone to the end of the sideline, held
Speaker 6: his helmet and bitched openly. Yeah, and then Mike McCarthy
Speaker 6: designed better plays. So there's a lot on Schottenheimer's plate
Speaker 6: to keep everyone happy here. And let me add some
Speaker 6: additional context to that. The issue is that he has
Speaker 6: one year left on his deal and there's several reports
Speaker 6: out there saying he doesn't want to negotiate right now.
Speaker 6: He wants to go out there and show you so
Speaker 6: he can get the big money. Well, when a player
Speaker 6: is in that position and they don't get the ball,
Speaker 6: it causes big problems, and so Dak will absolutely have
Speaker 6: to deal with that.
Speaker 3: Now, that's part of Dak's job. He's the highest paid
Speaker 3: quarterback in the league. And we had Dez Bryant here
Speaker 3: for a long time and we love Dez, but Dez
Speaker 3: had that issue. Tony had to deal with it. Dak
Speaker 3: had to deal with it a little bit, right, And
Speaker 3: so I'm just saying this could be amazing. This guy
Speaker 3: could unlock our offense in unbelievable ways. But I do
Speaker 3: think if you look at his track record and look
Speaker 3: at the fact that they've put the feelers out there there,
Speaker 3: we're gonna go get numbers to go get the big deal. Well,
Speaker 3: you got to get the ball to go put up
Speaker 3: the numbers, and it impacts players in every sport when
Speaker 3: they're in a contract here and they do not get
Speaker 3: their touches. I saw this from Warren Sharp. Dak over
Speaker 3: the last two years, number one most passing yards on
Speaker 3: fifteen plus yard go routes in the NFL, Number two
Speaker 3: most attempts on fifteen plus yard go routes. George Pickens
Speaker 3: the last two years, number one, most receiving yards on
Speaker 3: fifteen plus yard go routes, Number two most catches on
Speaker 3: fifteen plus yard go routes. Dude, he could unlock Dak
Speaker 3: and open up the Cowboys offense in some awesome ways.
Speaker 3: And if the end result is you're either gonna have
Speaker 3: to pay him a ton of money or just watch
Speaker 3: that third round pick lead leave. If he puts up
Speaker 3: huge numbers, they're going to be really good this year.
Speaker 3: All right, coming up next, let's get back to our
Speaker 3: millennial bracket from the other day. Who didn't make it
Speaker 3: and why We'll have that next right here on ninety
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Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this kill. The thing's big.
Speaker 5: It is big, It is so big.
Speaker 6: Yesterday been brought to the table something they found on
Speaker 6: the ringer and it was a bracket of millennial stuff.
Speaker 6: But they know to a bracket, not every team could
Speaker 6: make the bracket. But then they posted another article on
Speaker 6: the ringer that I discovered in alphabetical order all the
Speaker 6: things they considered to be on the bracket but didn't
Speaker 6: make the cut for the bracket. And there's so much things,
Speaker 6: so many things on here that we got to discuss here.
Speaker 3: These are the bubble things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so this is the ABCS of millennialism. Adam Sandler
Speaker 6: and the a Adam Sandler. Absolutely, Christina and I grew
Speaker 6: up with Adam Sandler. You guys were adults when Adam
Speaker 6: Sandler made it big, which is kind of crazy. I
Speaker 6: don't I don't know why he wouldn't have made it
Speaker 6: like that. Seriously, that you had, you couldn't let him in.
Speaker 6: That's why I wonder, I mean, I don't for sure
Speaker 6: know what they were going for specifically on the bracket,
Speaker 6: because there was a lot of questionable things on there.
Speaker 6: To me, but you know, he's look, he's crossed over
Speaker 6: to every generation.
Speaker 3: He's pretty much our age. I will also say that
Speaker 3: for a long time he was kind of slotted a
Speaker 3: certain way, and I think there's probably a lot of
Speaker 3: people that right at the ringer that are not impressed
Speaker 3: with what he does with his life, Like in general,
Speaker 3: the critic or the culture writer is not impressed with
Speaker 3: what he contributes to the culture. Now, there are people
Speaker 3: on the other side that worship at his alter and
Speaker 3: I think the best case example that is Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 3: The way people feel about Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: But if you're just to go pull up the Adam
Speaker 3: Sandler movies that aren't done by P. T. Anderson and
Speaker 3: look at the critic rating, you're going to see that
Speaker 3: it's pretty low. And so I think he's divided. Like
Speaker 3: one of the one of the things I always think
Speaker 3: about with him that I think is genius is him
Speaker 3: and Chris Farley at the gay Pool party. There was
Speaker 3: there was tons of backlash about that right now, and
Speaker 3: the kind of people that backlash that are oftentimes millennials,
Speaker 3: you follow me.
Speaker 6: I don't like that it's divided.
Speaker 3: So they put Lebron James as a person on here.
Speaker 3: Any other people that made it. Maybe their thought was Paine.
Speaker 3: Maybe their thought was just that he was too old. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean he's a little bit older.
Speaker 6: And Ben, keep in mind, I was six when Billy
Speaker 6: Madison came out. It was my favorite movie of all time.
Speaker 6: And you're on the older end of the millennials. No,
Speaker 6: I'm right in the middle, are you.
Speaker 3: Donald Glover made it, But yeah, Donald Glover is about
Speaker 3: twenty years younger than they're saying.
Speaker 6: Well, for the oldest millennium, the geriatric millennials are forty four.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 6: Abbreviations like yollo and fomo, that's perfect. We definitely you
Speaker 6: know what if we if we're responsible for that, then
Speaker 6: I'll just say I would like to offer you a
Speaker 6: Bogo buy one, get one free.
Speaker 5: Yes, I just.
Speaker 3: Remember how often you were saying that. When we first
Speaker 3: met you, he was Yolo turbllo. Yeah. I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: how come you showed up tonight? He goes fomo bro.
Speaker 3: He was walked around and singing that song, and it
Speaker 3: was all yolo.
Speaker 6: And I know I'm still a boy because I'm the
Speaker 6: guy voted most likely to walk down the hall in
Speaker 6: the company yelling yeat yeah.
Speaker 5: Just to kind of because it sounds like skeet.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I had an ant named.
Speaker 3: Skat Adult Swim if hearing that name.
Speaker 6: Millennials get credit for Adult Swim, which gave us Eric
Speaker 6: andre So.
Speaker 3: And Rick and Morty and Rick and Morty, and one
Speaker 3: of my favorite records the last twenty years the Doom
Speaker 3: record with Danger Danger Doom, Danger Doom. That was a
Speaker 3: whole thing that was done to Adult Swim. That's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was characters on the record from Adult Swim.
Speaker 7: Wait is it from? Do you know what the show's from.
Speaker 3: It was all the cartoons together, so it was like
Speaker 3: MF Doom rapping and Danger Mouse producing it. It was
Speaker 3: called Danger Doom and it had characters from Adult Swim,
Speaker 3: Adult Swim All Stars, incredible record.
Speaker 5: American Idol. We won't take credit for that.
Speaker 7: I'd rather not.
Speaker 5: The movie American Pie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty yeah, yeah, that's for us.
Speaker 3: Andy Samberg Okay, younger version of Adam Sandler, right.
Speaker 5: Pretty much.
Speaker 3: I think he's like the quintessential millennial funny man my
Speaker 3: stuff he was riffing on.
Speaker 6: And I think there's an argument to be made that
Speaker 6: the Lonely Island is the most important comedy group of
Speaker 6: all time. They got down in the culture somehow with
Speaker 6: the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 3: By the way, one of those dudes y'all were talking
Speaker 3: about Girls, which was on the bracket yesterday. One of
Speaker 3: those Lonely Island dudes was a character on Girls for
Speaker 3: several episodes.
Speaker 5: Christina Avril Levine, Love aver Levine.
Speaker 7: She's one of the main reasons I play guitar to
Speaker 7: this day.
Speaker 5: Look at that influence.
Speaker 7: She was huge. I mean, yeah, she was a badass
Speaker 7: like punk rock girl and the huge punk rock scene
Speaker 7: at the time, but she was a girl like we
Speaker 7: had linkin eighty two, simple playing good Charlotte, all of them,
Speaker 7: but you had a girl doing it and it was
Speaker 7: just mind blowing and her music was awesome.
Speaker 3: What is her song, skater girl, skater guy, skater boy,
Speaker 3: skater boy with with the number eight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a skater boy.
Speaker 6: But at a time when there were so many angry
Speaker 6: white men, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Let's move to the bees angry whiny white men.
Speaker 5: How about the bachelor Ben.
Speaker 3: Forever started a show that comes to my front porch. Uh, listen.
Speaker 3: I never watched the show. My wife watched it, so
Speaker 3: I also watched it.
Speaker 6: And then you would oftentimes run into former bachelors out
Speaker 6: of town.
Speaker 3: He did not want to watch the show, but he
Speaker 3: knew the name of every person involved, and he had
Speaker 3: his favorite It's like pulp fiction. You know, my girls
Speaker 3: a vegetarian, so basically I'm a vegetarian. But yeah, there
Speaker 3: was time we were on the ticket doing weekends. We
Speaker 3: were doing a show from the Dallas Boat Show and
Speaker 3: I got excited that one of the guys from The
Speaker 3: Bachelor was there and I forced him on the show.
Speaker 3: I was there was about a thank you for continuing
Speaker 3: on with me. No, it was great because you had
Speaker 3: set the table because there was about a four month
Speaker 3: run where I was like, Okay, now, why are we
Speaker 3: having Reality Steve on again? I don't understand because we
Speaker 3: have every week on the show. It was the most
Speaker 3: popular show in the world, like a heed, like a
Speaker 3: ticker guy on Jim Rome, We're gonna have him on again.
Speaker 3: But he always knew what was gonna happen on that show.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it was great I love tacos.
Speaker 3: You're not a mainstream guy, right, you know you don't cast.
Speaker 3: You're more of a narrow cast guy.
Speaker 6: It depends on the show. I don't like reality game shows.
Speaker 6: Millennials will get credit for Beyonce. Yeah, the bar Witch Project, definitely.
Speaker 6: How about this one Blockbuster, I'm gonna you would give
Speaker 6: that to y'all.
Speaker 3: I think Blockbuster closing, let's put that.
Speaker 5: On gen Z. Yeah, well, let's just go ahead and
Speaker 5: give it to gin No.
Speaker 6: But it's we know that we at least have the
Speaker 6: experience of going in and renting videos for and the
Speaker 6: next generation does not.
Speaker 3: But y'all are y'all are napster?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Or is that gen X?
Speaker 7: No, we were napster LimeWire. We're more linewear because we're cheap.
Speaker 3: And what I'm saying is that that's basically what killed
Speaker 3: Blockbuster and what killed sound Warehouse and Tower Records and
Speaker 3: all that stuff. And that happened on y'all's watch. So
Speaker 3: that was the COVID of Yeah, of you guys were
Speaker 3: like a plague for the old technology.
Speaker 6: Well, i'd like to apologize to all of those yeah,
Speaker 6: uh and uh. I would like to now say you're
Speaker 6: welcome for breaking Bad. Uh, you guys get to claim that.
Speaker 5: We'll get breaking bad. You guys get feld, we get breaking.
Speaker 6: Bad, claim that we get sopranos. Ben Oh wait, you
Speaker 6: guys got sopranos. Why do you claim that just because
Speaker 6: it happened on your watch? Yeah, but it's like there there,
Speaker 6: wasn't it really there?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 3: So their whole premise is what was the cultural zeitgeist
Speaker 3: during this generation's heydays? Basically what this is?
Speaker 6: Uh? Jaylen know at nine pm everyone wanted it? No
Speaker 6: uh call of duty?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5: Cargo shorts, Kevin, that was your name.
Speaker 7: We all had cargo shorts back in the day and
Speaker 7: the puka shell necklace. You were cool unless you had
Speaker 7: cargo shorts.
Speaker 3: And your generation is Derek Collins.
Speaker 5: I lost a bit that had poa that was not
Speaker 5: a bit.
Speaker 3: I took a picture of you one day at the
Speaker 3: office and it captured your poka necklace and you were
Speaker 3: so mad, like, don't closet that? And that's when that's
Speaker 3: when Derek Collin asked you to move in with him.
Speaker 6: Right, it really does suck because dude, in that picture,
Speaker 6: I am wearing cargo shorts, which honestly needed now more
Speaker 6: than ever.
Speaker 5: These phones are getting huge.
Speaker 3: Your your pockets were in those shorts were full of
Speaker 3: Puka necklaces.
Speaker 6: The Chappelle Show. Hell yeah, all right, y'all get that. Uh,
Speaker 6: that's that's good for the c's. We'll save this and
Speaker 6: maybe we'll continue it and get to d's later on.
Speaker 7: Gonna make a d nuts joke or not? That's it?
Speaker 3: What what did you let it? See it? Oh? I thought
Speaker 3: you stopped talking mid sentence.
Speaker 5: No, I actually have a lot of fluoride in my
Speaker 5: mouth and went to the dentist today.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, I don't want to do that segment.
Speaker 3: All right. I think we're just gonna end the show.
Speaker 6: You no.
Speaker 3: Coming up Friday. What old did Kevin have in his
Speaker 3: mouth earlier today? As he leaned back in that chair. Uh,
Speaker 3: but I'll never forget the very first dentist appointment Kevin
Speaker 3: ever had. He looked that country dentist dead in his eye.
Speaker 3: He opened his mouth and these words came out. I
Speaker 3: think people who know how to code, I ain't. They
Speaker 3: can do some stuff. Oh, doctor Moore, it is amazing
Speaker 3: that that was set on the air. Uh, we're just
Speaker 3: gonna wait around and see what pops uh Christina will
Speaker 3: be on next playing music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 3: There you going, well, I'm gonna get my sock back, dude,
Speaker 3: God bless Jesus.