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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, sorright? Throw that Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Petty tune in there. A little bit of juice for

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<v Speaker 2>the Gators and Gator fans. Best of luck to the

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<v Speaker 2>men's team tomorrow evening in San Antonio against Auburn. Try

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<v Speaker 2>to advance from the Final Four to the championship game

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday. It'd be great just seeing a Florida team

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I know people are like, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm anna know, I don't care Amel Canes fan, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's good to see.

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<v Speaker 4>A Florida team instead of some other state.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of San Antonio, let's begin there. Yes, I hop

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<v Speaker 2>location International House of Pancakes in the San Antonio area.

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<v Speaker 2>A server seven o'clock in the morning was getting the

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<v Speaker 2>vibe that a duo that had been sitting at the

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<v Speaker 2>table for a while that she was charged with serving

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna pull the.

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<v Speaker 4>Old dine and dash.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess if you're a server, you kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you able to see the signs or you get a

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<v Speaker 2>vibe they're jumpy.

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<v Speaker 4>They're taking way too much time.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly one gets up and goes to the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 3>you think, okay, they're gonna slide it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was getting that feeling, so she informed her

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<v Speaker 2>manager that was on duty, and the manager at this

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<v Speaker 2>point goes, okay, let me see what's going on. The

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four year old manager walks up to the table

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<v Speaker 2>and asks the two suspects if they needed any assistance,

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<v Speaker 2>hoping to prompt them to pay the bill. At this point,

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<v Speaker 2>the suspect motioned to the manager to come closer to

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<v Speaker 2>the booth, and that's when one of them lifted the shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Show the handgun in the waistpod. It's in an eye

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<v Speaker 4>hoob man, what do you get?

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<v Speaker 2>An armed dine and dash? Is what the end result

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<v Speaker 2>was here. Yes, the server was right in her thoughts

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<v Speaker 2>that they were going to skip out on the bill

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<v Speaker 2>and to do out push game to shove, and they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, what are you gonna do about it? Without

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<v Speaker 2>saying a word, what are you gonna eat? It points

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<v Speaker 2>to the gun. Did they bust him? Did they get

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<v Speaker 2>him on camera?

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<v Speaker 4>At least? Please tell me they are looking for them.

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<v Speaker 2>They do have some some video of them. They both

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<v Speaker 2>had kind of hoodies on those, so it's not the

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<v Speaker 2>best that they're hoping to catch them with the public's help.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear I hope they catch him, just for the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that you could be that stupid to add that

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<v Speaker 3>charge of an armed I get would you, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>armed robber, armed dine and dash? How much is breakfast

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<v Speaker 3>at a hop exactly? And you've now added an arm

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<v Speaker 3>charge to it? Just what about the time that uh

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<v Speaker 3>in Tampa when we used to do our show here

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<v Speaker 3>and Tampa you got wrapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Up in a hold up?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? It was me and Tom the engineer used to

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<v Speaker 2>work here. We were paying our bill. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was at a It was at a Denny's or a

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<v Speaker 2>Perkins or something like that. Yeah, And as we're so

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<v Speaker 2>glad I didn't go. We were walking to the register

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<v Speaker 2>to pay our bill when guy jumps up and sticks

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<v Speaker 2>a gun and the cashier's face and rob the place

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<v Speaker 2>right in front of us. Pat and Tom Banks.

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<v Speaker 4>Were Holy hell, dude, it happened so fast.

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<v Speaker 3>But then the reason why I was so happy I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't go there. You guys were cool enough to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you want to go to breakfast and I roll over.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good because we were out the night before. I'm good,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just grab somewhere. And because you guys had to

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<v Speaker 3>have like, well, it's the the court hearings.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, they arrested some suspects, and then one of

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<v Speaker 2>the officers actually drove over here to show us rather

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<v Speaker 2>than make us drive over there to pick them out,

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<v Speaker 2>and brought pictures over. Say can you tell us?

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<v Speaker 3>And we both identified him because at the beginning it

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<v Speaker 3>was gonna be that you guys were gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>d over there. Yeah, I was going, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, man, I'm sorry, guys, but I am so

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<v Speaker 3>happy I skipped right.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't see anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have you, you know exactly what. I would

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<v Speaker 3>have probably took a bullet in the back because I would.

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<v Speaker 4>Have fighter opposite way.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have asses and elbows right out that front door,

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<v Speaker 3>and he would have.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's if you've ever been in a situation it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't even necessarily have to be a robbery, but where

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<v Speaker 2>something just happens all of a sudden that is out

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<v Speaker 2>of the norm from the usual. You're just you freeze,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's kind of what both of us did. We're like,

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<v Speaker 2>is this really happening? See you freeze? Fight or flight?

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<v Speaker 2>Bob he hauls ass, listen to this crock of bs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this month is Distracted Driving Awareness Month. All right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>seventy four this is just a load of crap. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>seventy four percent of us claim that we never touch

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<v Speaker 2>our phones while driving.

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<v Speaker 4>Lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy claim we never touch the phone while driving. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the other people that are doing it. As sixty five

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<v Speaker 2>percent of the response saws that say we always see

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<v Speaker 2>other people doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat keyword is claim do you know how.

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<v Speaker 3>Many times every single day I drive?

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know why?

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<v Speaker 3>People, And I'm not trying to seem like that, get

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<v Speaker 3>off my lawn. Just get the little thing that holds

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<v Speaker 3>your phone, because you know, I know everybody listening right now, pat,

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<v Speaker 3>you included, has driven by and you see that guy

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<v Speaker 3>or that lady holding their phone in their hand and

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<v Speaker 3>talking into it like this because it doesn't wor un

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<v Speaker 3>through their bluetooth, or they don't have it up on

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<v Speaker 3>the dashboard. To do you have one of those little

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<v Speaker 3>holders on your dashboard?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I just throw it.

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<v Speaker 2>I throw the phone in where I keep my wallet

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff and oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you don't use the GPSC. I always have

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<v Speaker 3>my ways on for not speeding purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>I can use it if I need to and route

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<v Speaker 2>it through my uh yeah, staring in the car well.

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<v Speaker 3>I was wondering if you do, because I always use

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<v Speaker 3>ways because just you know, if there's a speed trap,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not not that I'm speeding, just I don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>To be caught off guarden me.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, now I'm fifteen minutes late because you give me

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<v Speaker 3>a warning or a ticket.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy four percent of us never even touch our phone

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<v Speaker 4>while driving.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sure, sure, be careful out there, everybody, keep your

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<v Speaker 2>eyes on the road.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the same time, when you're driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Today, count how many people you see with their phone

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<v Speaker 3>in their hand. I don't know what it is. They

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<v Speaker 3>invent this thing that's a hand for you so you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to hold it.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the the other day, the at that damn light,

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, And it's this one light where it happens.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the second light till I get home, and

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<v Speaker 2>it has a quick cycle on the turn. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was three cars back to make the left turn, and

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<v Speaker 2>the car in front guy's texting at the red light.

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<v Speaker 2>At the red and I'm I can see I could

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<v Speaker 2>see him leaning over looking at his phone. Two cars up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna happen. It's gonna have sure as s the

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<v Speaker 2>arrow turns to turn left. You didn't hit the horn, No, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I waited five seconds, hit the horn. Nothing hit the

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<v Speaker 2>horn again, nothing, lights turning yellow at this point, no

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<v Speaker 2>one's moved yet. He leaves and goes and leaves the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of us behind. I'm just like God, this is

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<v Speaker 2>why there's road right you know.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I almost did the other I had

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<v Speaker 4>one of those.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know if you have the turning lane and

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<v Speaker 3>the only people that can turn are the ones on

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<v Speaker 3>the opposite side of the road turning it there er or.

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<v Speaker 4>The people making the right right off.

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<v Speaker 3>The I almost went over the median and drove around

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<v Speaker 3>all of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to do that, I swear to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was this close to and you know when you

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<v Speaker 3>said you don't want I was so happy I didn't,

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<v Speaker 3>because next up to take a rite at the light

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<v Speaker 3>next to us, officer, you would have seen me do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just why can't I get behind the seventy four

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<v Speaker 2>percent of people who don't touch their phones m while drive.

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<v Speaker 3>God, it's just it's about the other way around twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five percent of the people are using it are seventy

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<v Speaker 3>five percent of people are touching their phone while driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct And that's coming from somebody who drives not during work.

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<v Speaker 3>This one can't because a camera in the vehicle for work. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>but you would be final headline of the week contender here.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one last late entry and there is video

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<v Speaker 3>footage that goes along with this as well. Remind me

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<v Speaker 3>to write both of these in all right, go there's

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<v Speaker 3>a more video footage of this at our jur Facebook book.

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<v Speaker 4>Hit page.

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<v Speaker 2>Man allegedly broke into ex girlfriend's house and stole live

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<v Speaker 2>chicken in.

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<v Speaker 4>Do that that is strong.

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<v Speaker 2>The chicken in question apparently is a pet chicken named Polly.

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<v Speaker 2>The woman who was subjected to the chicken napping immediately

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<v Speaker 2>called police on her ex, who has well listened to

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<v Speaker 2>the police closed in on him.

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<v Speaker 5>Show me your hands, that's fine, Just hold your chicken.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna hurt your chicken. Stand up, you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you put the chicken in here for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy fled into the woods with Polly the chicken

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<v Speaker 2>and disappeared, so that the woman calls and gives police

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<v Speaker 2>the description of her ex and the direction he went,

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<v Speaker 2>and they managed to track him down in Washington State,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've got the It's great officer video footage of

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<v Speaker 2>them finding the guy in the woods and him emerging

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<v Speaker 2>as they're holding their guns on him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got Polly the chicken? Is you hear whimpering my chicken?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you see where they got your chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Your ex? But did you see where they put him?

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<v Speaker 4>In the back of the car. And he's still at

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<v Speaker 4>his chickens? He still at the chicken. What do you

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<v Speaker 4>do if you're the cop, do you take it?

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<v Speaker 2>Take his chicken?

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<v Speaker 3>He's handcuffed. How's he even gonna hold it? I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's where I'm the cop and I just say I quit.

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<v Speaker 3>All the chargers are going to be worse on this

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<v Speaker 3>guy too. Egg prices, Oh Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>You get footage on the chicken napping as well on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page wet w

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