Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, sorright? Throw that Tom
Speaker 2: Petty tune in there. A little bit of juice for
Speaker 2: the Gators and Gator fans. Best of luck to the
Speaker 2: men's team tomorrow evening in San Antonio against Auburn. Try
Speaker 2: to advance from the Final Four to the championship game
Speaker 2: on Monday. It'd be great just seeing a Florida team
Speaker 2: in there. I know people are like, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'm anna know, I don't care Amel Canes fan, but
Speaker 3: it's good to see.
Speaker 4: A Florida team instead of some other state.
Speaker 2: Speaking of San Antonio, let's begin there. Yes, I hop
Speaker 2: location International House of Pancakes in the San Antonio area.
Speaker 2: A server seven o'clock in the morning was getting the
Speaker 2: vibe that a duo that had been sitting at the
Speaker 2: table for a while that she was charged with serving
Speaker 2: was gonna pull the.
Speaker 4: Old dine and dash.
Speaker 2: I guess if you're a server, you kind of you know,
Speaker 2: you able to see the signs or you get a
Speaker 2: vibe they're jumpy.
Speaker 4: They're taking way too much time.
Speaker 3: Exactly one gets up and goes to the bathroom and
Speaker 3: you think, okay, they're gonna slide it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: So she was getting that feeling, so she informed her
Speaker 2: manager that was on duty, and the manager at this
Speaker 2: point goes, okay, let me see what's going on. The
Speaker 2: twenty four year old manager walks up to the table
Speaker 2: and asks the two suspects if they needed any assistance,
Speaker 2: hoping to prompt them to pay the bill. At this point,
Speaker 2: the suspect motioned to the manager to come closer to
Speaker 2: the booth, and that's when one of them lifted the shirt.
Speaker 4: Show the handgun in the waistpod. It's in an eye
Speaker 4: hoob man, what do you get?
Speaker 2: An armed dine and dash? Is what the end result
Speaker 2: was here. Yes, the server was right in her thoughts
Speaker 2: that they were going to skip out on the bill
Speaker 2: and to do out push game to shove, and they
Speaker 2: were like, what are you gonna do about it? Without
Speaker 2: saying a word, what are you gonna eat? It points
Speaker 2: to the gun. Did they bust him? Did they get
Speaker 2: him on camera?
Speaker 4: At least? Please tell me they are looking for them.
Speaker 2: They do have some some video of them. They both
Speaker 2: had kind of hoodies on those, so it's not the
Speaker 2: best that they're hoping to catch them with the public's help.
Speaker 3: I swear I hope they catch him, just for the
Speaker 3: fact that you could be that stupid to add that
Speaker 3: charge of an armed I get would you, I don't know,
Speaker 3: armed robber, armed dine and dash? How much is breakfast
Speaker 3: at a hop exactly? And you've now added an arm
Speaker 3: charge to it? Just what about the time that uh
Speaker 3: in Tampa when we used to do our show here
Speaker 3: and Tampa you got wrapped.
Speaker 4: Up in a hold up?
Speaker 2: Uh? It was me and Tom the engineer used to
Speaker 2: work here. We were paying our bill. I think it
Speaker 2: was at a It was at a Denny's or a
Speaker 2: Perkins or something like that. Yeah, And as we're so
Speaker 2: glad I didn't go. We were walking to the register
Speaker 2: to pay our bill when guy jumps up and sticks
Speaker 2: a gun and the cashier's face and rob the place
Speaker 2: right in front of us. Pat and Tom Banks.
Speaker 4: Were Holy hell, dude, it happened so fast.
Speaker 3: But then the reason why I was so happy I
Speaker 3: didn't go there. You guys were cool enough to say, hey,
Speaker 3: you want to go to breakfast and I roll over.
Speaker 3: I'm good because we were out the night before. I'm good,
Speaker 3: I'll just grab somewhere. And because you guys had to
Speaker 3: have like, well, it's the the court hearings.
Speaker 2: Well, no, they arrested some suspects, and then one of
Speaker 2: the officers actually drove over here to show us rather
Speaker 2: than make us drive over there to pick them out,
Speaker 2: and brought pictures over. Say can you tell us?
Speaker 3: And we both identified him because at the beginning it
Speaker 3: was gonna be that you guys were gonna have to
Speaker 3: d over there. Yeah, I was going, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: come on, man, I'm sorry, guys, but I am so
Speaker 3: happy I skipped right.
Speaker 4: I don't see anything.
Speaker 3: I would have you, you know exactly what. I would
Speaker 3: have probably took a bullet in the back because I would.
Speaker 4: Have fighter opposite way.
Speaker 3: I would have asses and elbows right out that front door,
Speaker 3: and he would have.
Speaker 2: That's that's if you've ever been in a situation it
Speaker 2: doesn't even necessarily have to be a robbery, but where
Speaker 2: something just happens all of a sudden that is out
Speaker 2: of the norm from the usual. You're just you freeze,
Speaker 2: and that's kind of what both of us did. We're like,
Speaker 2: is this really happening? See you freeze? Fight or flight?
Speaker 2: Bob he hauls ass, listen to this crock of bs. Okay,
Speaker 2: this month is Distracted Driving Awareness Month. All right, okay,
Speaker 2: seventy four this is just a load of crap. I'm
Speaker 2: seventy four percent of us claim that we never touch
Speaker 2: our phones while driving.
Speaker 4: Lie.
Speaker 2: Seventy claim we never touch the phone while driving. It's
Speaker 2: the other people that are doing it. As sixty five
Speaker 2: percent of the response saws that say we always see
Speaker 2: other people doing it.
Speaker 4: Pat keyword is claim do you know how.
Speaker 3: Many times every single day I drive?
Speaker 4: And I don't know why?
Speaker 3: People, And I'm not trying to seem like that, get
Speaker 3: off my lawn. Just get the little thing that holds
Speaker 3: your phone, because you know, I know everybody listening right now, pat,
Speaker 3: you included, has driven by and you see that guy
Speaker 3: or that lady holding their phone in their hand and
Speaker 3: talking into it like this because it doesn't wor un
Speaker 3: through their bluetooth, or they don't have it up on
Speaker 3: the dashboard. To do you have one of those little
Speaker 3: holders on your dashboard?
Speaker 4: No, I just throw it.
Speaker 2: I throw the phone in where I keep my wallet
Speaker 2: and stuff and oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't use the GPSC. I always have
Speaker 3: my ways on for not speeding purpose.
Speaker 2: I can use it if I need to and route
Speaker 2: it through my uh yeah, staring in the car well.
Speaker 3: I was wondering if you do, because I always use
Speaker 3: ways because just you know, if there's a speed trap,
Speaker 3: I'm not not that I'm speeding, just I don't want.
Speaker 4: To be caught off guarden me.
Speaker 3: Great, now I'm fifteen minutes late because you give me
Speaker 3: a warning or a ticket.
Speaker 4: Seventy four percent of us never even touch our phone
Speaker 4: while driving.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, sure, be careful out there, everybody, keep your
Speaker 2: eyes on the road.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, when you're driving.
Speaker 3: Today, count how many people you see with their phone
Speaker 3: in their hand. I don't know what it is. They
Speaker 3: invent this thing that's a hand for you so you
Speaker 3: don't have to hold it.
Speaker 2: I had the the other day, the at that damn light,
Speaker 2: I tell you, And it's this one light where it happens.
Speaker 2: It's like the second light till I get home, and
Speaker 2: it has a quick cycle on the turn. And I
Speaker 2: was three cars back to make the left turn, and
Speaker 2: the car in front guy's texting at the red light.
Speaker 2: At the red and I'm I can see I could
Speaker 2: see him leaning over looking at his phone. Two cars up.
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. It's gonna have sure as s the
Speaker 2: arrow turns to turn left. You didn't hit the horn, No, listen,
Speaker 2: I waited five seconds, hit the horn. Nothing hit the
Speaker 2: horn again, nothing, lights turning yellow at this point, no
Speaker 2: one's moved yet. He leaves and goes and leaves the
Speaker 2: rest of us behind. I'm just like God, this is
Speaker 2: why there's road right you know.
Speaker 4: You know what I almost did the other I had
Speaker 4: one of those.
Speaker 3: And you know if you have the turning lane and
Speaker 3: the only people that can turn are the ones on
Speaker 3: the opposite side of the road turning it there er or.
Speaker 4: The people making the right right off.
Speaker 3: The I almost went over the median and drove around
Speaker 3: all of them.
Speaker 4: I want to do that, I swear to you.
Speaker 3: I was this close to and you know when you
Speaker 3: said you don't want I was so happy I didn't,
Speaker 3: because next up to take a rite at the light
Speaker 3: next to us, officer, you would have seen me do it.
Speaker 2: I just why can't I get behind the seventy four
Speaker 2: percent of people who don't touch their phones m while drive.
Speaker 3: God, it's just it's about the other way around twenty
Speaker 3: five percent of the people are using it are seventy
Speaker 3: five percent of people are touching their phone while driving.
Speaker 3: Correct And that's coming from somebody who drives not during work.
Speaker 3: This one can't because a camera in the vehicle for work. Wow,
Speaker 3: but you would be final headline of the week contender here.
Speaker 3: I got one last late entry and there is video
Speaker 3: footage that goes along with this as well. Remind me
Speaker 3: to write both of these in all right, go there's
Speaker 3: a more video footage of this at our jur Facebook book.
Speaker 4: Hit page.
Speaker 2: Man allegedly broke into ex girlfriend's house and stole live
Speaker 2: chicken in.
Speaker 4: Do that that is strong.
Speaker 2: The chicken in question apparently is a pet chicken named Polly.
Speaker 2: The woman who was subjected to the chicken napping immediately
Speaker 2: called police on her ex, who has well listened to
Speaker 2: the police closed in on him.
Speaker 5: Show me your hands, that's fine, Just hold your chicken.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna hurt your chicken. Stand up, you know?
Speaker 5: Have you put the chicken in here for a second.
Speaker 2: The guy fled into the woods with Polly the chicken
Speaker 2: and disappeared, so that the woman calls and gives police
Speaker 2: the description of her ex and the direction he went,
Speaker 2: and they managed to track him down in Washington State,
Speaker 2: and they've got the It's great officer video footage of
Speaker 2: them finding the guy in the woods and him emerging
Speaker 2: as they're holding their guns on him.
Speaker 4: He's got Polly the chicken? Is you hear whimpering my chicken?
Speaker 4: Did you see where they got your chicken?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: Your ex? But did you see where they put him?
Speaker 4: In the back of the car. And he's still at
Speaker 4: his chickens? He still at the chicken. What do you
Speaker 4: do if you're the cop, do you take it?
Speaker 2: Take his chicken?
Speaker 3: He's handcuffed. How's he even gonna hold it? I think
Speaker 3: that's where I'm the cop and I just say I quit.
Speaker 3: All the chargers are going to be worse on this
Speaker 3: guy too. Egg prices, Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2: You get footage on the chicken napping as well on
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