Speaker 1: Do you guys have a fence? What you guys and
Speaker 1: Gal have a fence?
Speaker 2: YEP, I barely have a fence. So my dog has
Speaker 2: destroyed the kind of fence that we have right now.
Speaker 3: I just want to say, this is a perfect opportunity
Speaker 3: for any fencing companies out there. I can tell you
Speaker 3: there's two people on the show who clearly need a
Speaker 3: fence endorsement really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually emailed one of our mini bosses, Amy
Speaker 1: and said, if you could just tell the sales team
Speaker 1: I might need a fence. So I lost a fence
Speaker 1: in May the tornado and Richardson the tree was uprooted
Speaker 1: in eighty two miles per hour, wins its Category one
Speaker 1: hurricane wins, and the tree falls across the alley, takes
Speaker 1: out my neighbor or I guess the behind me neighbor's house.
Speaker 1: I mean there, it takes out their fence. Oh. So
Speaker 1: there's a lot of action going on and the city
Speaker 1: comes through and it is about a month long process
Speaker 1: everything happening. But I end up with half of a
Speaker 1: chain link fence. That's what I have my back like.
Speaker 1: It's an alley back there, and it is half of
Speaker 1: a chain link fan so.
Speaker 3: Before the storm you had a full chain link fence,
Speaker 3: and now you have half of a chain link fan. Yes,
Speaker 3: and you're concerned that your wife Roxy will get out.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, So what I like that is a
Speaker 1: nickname for you chain link turner. Oh, I could be
Speaker 1: chain link turner because I've got a bit of a
Speaker 1: quagmire on my hands, wragmire turn amongst other things on
Speaker 1: my hands. Am I right? So I've noticed you have
Speaker 1: a list of things that you want to do, and
Speaker 1: there's some things that I need to do. You know,
Speaker 1: I should take my wife on a honeymoon. That's something
Speaker 1: we should maybe do. Yeah. I've been wanting to maybe
Speaker 1: do something to my kitchen because it's but old. It's
Speaker 1: just so old. But you know, I realized as the
Speaker 1: year went on, fit's not that necessary. Not a lot
Speaker 1: of foot traffic. I live in old neighborhood, which old people,
Speaker 1: not a lot of action back there. Maybe a coyote
Speaker 1: here and there, not running in the backyard. So I've
Speaker 1: been like, if I don't eve really do anything with this,
Speaker 1: I fence way low on the priority list. But then
Speaker 1: I get in my mailbox a letter from the City
Speaker 1: of Richardson yesterday. Now yesterday, we're all thinking, you know,
Speaker 1: let's get ready for the blizzard of oz. Right, we're
Speaker 1: thinking about that. And when you open up a letter
Speaker 1: from the mail, and keep in mind, I do not
Speaker 1: live I do not live in an Hoa. And I
Speaker 1: also a letter from the mail, A letter in the mail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Sometimes so I so I get the end.
Speaker 1: I might have got this Tuesday or Wednesdays out and
Speaker 1: checked my mail, but whatever, you're thinking about the storm.
Speaker 1: And then you open up the envelope again, do not
Speaker 1: live in an Hoa and it says blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, City of Richardson blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: you need to have a let me. I can read
Speaker 1: to you right here, okay, please your place to repair
Speaker 1: all missing and or damaged chain link fencing with comparable materials.
Speaker 1: Which I read that as okay, So I've got to
Speaker 1: today before the winter storm comes. I need to put
Speaker 1: up a new fence or get rid of half of
Speaker 1: my chain link fence. Wait, they're saying all or nothing.
Speaker 1: That's I was a little unclear. And they gave me
Speaker 1: the deadline of January twenty second, So two weeks. Oh,
Speaker 1: so I went, okay, well that's first of all, that's
Speaker 1: not a great way to spend my birthday. So I
Speaker 1: call them. They don't answer. They never do, they never do,
Speaker 1: And my guy, Michael emails me, and here's what I
Speaker 1: said to him, because I was like, look, to tell
Speaker 1: me two weeks to get rid of a fence or
Speaker 1: have a fence up, it's a little insane.
Speaker 3: I got it like that. Well, can I ask a question?
Speaker 3: When was this storm May?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: Why didn't they send this? You know, I don't know
Speaker 3: three months ago. Hadn't it been like this for a
Speaker 3: long time? Look, I was about to jump off the
Speaker 3: ledge twos. This is why I fired off a strongly
Speaker 3: worded email. Okay, hi Michael, thanks for the email. That's
Speaker 3: kind of gay to start like that.
Speaker 1: My fence was destroyed in the two tornadoes back in May.
Speaker 1: There was just one and really the tornado wasn't even
Speaker 1: in Riders. This is in Garland, but it's the winds
Speaker 1: from it. But I just wanted to add effect that
Speaker 1: there were multiple tornadoes. My fits was destroyed at the
Speaker 1: tornadoes back in May when a tree uprooted and went
Speaker 1: down across the alleyway I didn't realize the fence had
Speaker 1: to be replaced immediately. Obviously these things cost money. Can
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of an extension here, which
Speaker 1: is not the first time I've asked for that time out?
Speaker 1: I do not feel like this is strongly worded. This
Speaker 1: is horrible.
Speaker 3: This is like, hey man, I'm so sorry to bother you.
Speaker 3: Let me kiss your ass. I should have done this.
Speaker 3: Do I really have to, Michael? What can I do
Speaker 3: to accommodate you and your needs? What can I do
Speaker 3: to pleasure your most sexual needs? Let me ask you,
Speaker 3: though I'm ill informed to judge your poorly worded email.
Speaker 3: Did they cite city ordinances in the letter that they
Speaker 3: sent you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, tons of them in your face, okay.
Speaker 3: And those city ordinances have time limits and things like
Speaker 3: that on them.
Speaker 1: Chapter six, article four, section six two of it. Did
Speaker 1: you want to keep going on this because I got
Speaker 1: an I got I already know that, and then then
Speaker 1: six to six and then six to twelve, and what
Speaker 1: does it say? And you guys are from Richardson, so
Speaker 1: you should probably have these memorized. We're the pride and
Speaker 1: joy of Richardson. Yeah, I think I wrote these requires
Speaker 1: the fence to be maintained upright without the use of
Speaker 1: exterior support. All missing slats and or sections must be
Speaker 1: replaced with similar materials by when offenses require permit to
Speaker 1: the Building Inspection department. Blah blah blah. An inspection of
Speaker 1: this was on January eighth, so two days agoes when
Speaker 1: they inspected it. Then they said the thing, and then
Speaker 1: January twenty second is when the follow up inspection is.
Speaker 1: So again on my email, though, I also said, obviously
Speaker 1: these things cost money. Can I have a little bit
Speaker 1: of an extension here? With the storm coming up and
Speaker 1: other things in my busy schedule, I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: be able to have a fence up in two weeks.
Speaker 1: And he said, hello, mister Turner, I'm very familiar with
Speaker 1: the May storms. He's like, you brought up this thing
Speaker 1: that we all know about. I'm not falling for.
Speaker 3: Your good copy, okay, but if you're familiar with the
Speaker 3: May storms, why didn't I get this in June?
Speaker 1: You a hole because he followed that up with which
Speaker 1: is why we waited so long to address storm related damage,
Speaker 1: because he knows how bad it is. So if you
Speaker 1: could take back what you just said about Michael. I
Speaker 1: don't like Michael. It's been seven months though, so we
Speaker 1: do need to begin to put the pieces back together
Speaker 1: before the next big event. And I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you know? What do you know about the weather warfare
Speaker 1: coming out our hoping to not have another big weather
Speaker 1: event in my life?
Speaker 3: Why don't you just hit him back and say I'd
Speaker 3: planned on doing it after the next big event so
Speaker 3: that it was at a tedious task.
Speaker 1: Katie, you see us every day. Let us help you
Speaker 1: in your life.
Speaker 3: With the ordinances, we would have bitch left the whole
Speaker 3: city as hall of famers from Richardson. We carry a
Speaker 3: lot of we carry a big stick around that I
Speaker 3: have you heard of Burtner Hall of Famers. I don't
Speaker 3: think Michael's done anything to justify him being up at E.
Speaker 1: So here's what he says. He says, since you don't
Speaker 1: have a pool, you're not required to have a fence.
Speaker 1: And I went, oh, but you know, it's not exactly
Speaker 1: a win win situation for me because I still have
Speaker 1: to remove the half of the fence. I bet you
Speaker 1: and it's like it or do they just have a
Speaker 1: full fence, or I.
Speaker 3: Bet you could get Raphael and carry to come take
Speaker 3: it down for a twelve pack.
Speaker 1: Of roller Town.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben and I will provide the roller Town, they'll
Speaker 3: provide the energy. They'll have that thing yanked out of
Speaker 3: your yard in a New York minute, and then you
Speaker 3: can get the fence you want to get on your timeline.
Speaker 1: Not Michael's. Well again, you said he's worried about his
Speaker 1: wife getting out.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, I mean I understand that you're not
Speaker 3: gonna You can't let her get out unless she's on
Speaker 3: a leash for the immediate future. What are you worried about?
Speaker 3: Why do you don't have a dog? You don't need
Speaker 3: a fence.
Speaker 1: Now, No, I'm good with it. I'm good with not
Speaker 1: having a fence.
Speaker 3: And I don't know that only half like a four
Speaker 3: foot chain link fence didn't do anything about crime.
Speaker 1: This is my other thing here though, because this is
Speaker 1: a big part of the email that I did. I
Speaker 1: was a little bit home, he says. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: you can also so simply remove the entire section of fence. Okay,
Speaker 1: So just go out and start tugging on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Okay, go look up how to remove chain
Speaker 1: link fence online. It ain't easy. You need cinderbox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it in? Is it? There's concrete base for each
Speaker 1: po Yeah. Like it's not easy, so you simply remove
Speaker 1: the chain link fence back there? Where is it standing
Speaker 1: with this guy? We're good, We're on good terms. He
Speaker 1: offered me an extension. How long a year?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Even a second?
Speaker 3: He was like, hey, get it done in the next
Speaker 3: two weeks. You're like, can I have more time? Police like, sure,
Speaker 3: you're Goodruary February?
Speaker 1: What one's the city? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like you need to just
Speaker 3: just hand this over to us.
Speaker 1: Let us represent you in this endeavor.
Speaker 3: I bet we could unleash three listeners and have it
Speaker 3: done by the end of the show.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want them at my house. Boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think works at home. I hear you need a
Speaker 1: lawyer indoors endorsement. You need a kitchen remodeling endorsement, you
Speaker 1: need a fence endorsement.
Speaker 3: Look, these have all been relayed to the sales department.
Speaker 3: I think you need a city negotiator endorsement. You're looking
Speaker 3: for a tiny condom company. You guys are the city endorsers.
Speaker 3: He's right, you guys know all the ordinances. We own
Speaker 3: that city, dude, we built that city on rock and roll.
Speaker 3: Well that is the most unrock and roll song ever,
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well a bunch of harmonies. We beat this, yes?
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: All we got.
Speaker 3: All we gotta do is say, hey, man, you wouldn't
Speaker 3: even have Lockwood Distilling if it wasn't for us, which
Speaker 3: isn't true. But they may not know.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't know. They go there tonight watch of Longhorns.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of going there right now. I just want
Speaker 1: to update you guys on the fence situation. That's all
Speaker 1: it is. It's all strange to get that though. The
Speaker 1: day before the winter storm too, You're like, oh can
Speaker 1: we that was the next big event? Push this song?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: What happens if you don't have it done by feb one?
Speaker 3: I think I just gonna ram into it with my car.
Speaker 3: I really don't know how you're I'm saying, what's the
Speaker 3: punishment from Michael prison?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Take over your house? Take over your life?
Speaker 3: Does it say, uh, he'll start He'll start being that
Speaker 3: man of the household there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why is he living in my house now? I
Speaker 1: don't understand what does it to say, like what's the penalty?
Speaker 1: Why is he handsome too? Did the other neighbors get
Speaker 1: rid of there? Did they fix their problem that your
Speaker 1: tree cost? Okay? Uh? Well, you know what, they actually
Speaker 1: went and did the work, repaired the fence. A follow
Speaker 1: up in specially made on the twenty second to confirm
Speaker 1: you have corrected these violations. Which of violations violations is
Speaker 1: speeding murdering? Like, there's a lot of things that there
Speaker 1: is a violation. I don't know what I did is
Speaker 1: a violation. I've done nothing. If there are okay, it
Speaker 1: says if you feel okay, Yeah, it doesn't you know
Speaker 1: what it actually doesn't say. They have threatened to find
Speaker 1: me over some shrubbery in the past. How much it's
Speaker 1: very money? Python?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. But I got a chainsaw for Christmas,
Speaker 1: so I'm ready for shrubs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't take it. Don't take the chainsaw to the
Speaker 3: chain link fence. That'll that'll be a problem. That could
Speaker 3: be terrible.
Speaker 1: It's more of a wood kind of thing. It was
Speaker 1: one of the first things I thought.
Speaker 2: Can you please have roxy live stream.
Speaker 3: That Kat's got metal shard shooting all over the yard?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's in my heart whatever. I'm done with this
Speaker 1: play the intro. I thought we'd be.
Speaker 4: Done more dark time boys right now you're ready, ready's
Speaker 4: ready and ready y. I'm gonna do it one.
Speaker 5: Time when Evan win, I'll show you goal ruin head
Speaker 5: except a similar sweet pursuing head told out Shaw Shank
Speaker 5: the sewer kid. Now we're chilling that day, Eagle, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we doing it. Three clock on the doc. Got a
Speaker 5: habit for my house, a go status, Howard starting to
Speaker 5: get craddic shows that up multiplied like a rabbit tune.
Speaker 1: En zn't out crank it up beat the habit.
Speaker 4: I'mona hang out with my friends, Rocket on the radio,
Speaker 4: my own boys in his hand.
Speaker 1: Talking on the radio. It's time to to this boy.
Speaker 5: Oh baby baby.
Speaker 1: Go kt Christine us.
Speaker 5: All the LADYO.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I look back at some of the biggest names to
Speaker 3: ever come out of Richardson, Texas, like Everson Walls, really
Speaker 3: Burgner specifically too, but Richardson.
Speaker 1: But I think about Burtner a lot. And there's Everson.
Speaker 3: Walls, Paul var Geese, Toddrick McIntosh, the Burton Brothers, Jensen Ackles,
Speaker 3: James Chen. So many big names have come out of
Speaker 3: there to McAfee.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tom McAfee used to take care of the Rangers baseball field.
Speaker 1: Now he has Rogers on every week. He's good.
Speaker 3: And I just, man, I just think that you know,
Speaker 3: this big, rich history of huge celebrities coming out of Richardson,
Speaker 3: Jessica Simpson. Yeah, and KT has access to two mega
Speaker 3: superstar celebrities, like two of the biggest celebrities in the
Speaker 3: history of Richardson and me and you. Oh, he's not
Speaker 3: even turning to us to help him in this public
Speaker 3: feud with Michael at the city.
Speaker 1: I asked my guy, Keenan Evans, but he didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: he said, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't have time for that right now. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get a keep to leave to address the situation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did reach out to that Jensen Acles guy. Uh huh,
Speaker 3: got nothing. The guy from Hollywood didn't engage you back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a story on this guy. He's but he owns
Speaker 3: a brewery. I figured there might be We went to
Speaker 3: same high school. We both owned breweries, like brewery. Does
Speaker 3: he some brewery in Austin or something?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, did you reach out to him this week? Because
Speaker 1: he's gonna l a so Oh, no, bad timing.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the audacity of Michael to reach out
Speaker 3: to Kevin while all this is going on?
Speaker 1: Angels crazy? What a jersey? Jimmy Carter just died too,
Speaker 1: trying to watch the funeral Brothers.
Speaker 3: Brother such a whole Cogan thing going. You've been like
Speaker 3: that all week. Ye, the hole gets back.
Speaker 2: You guys didn't say he came back, but everyone boot him.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's really back. People want him back.
Speaker 1: His shirt said great American beer.
Speaker 3: One of the best little subplots of Shrinking the TV
Speaker 3: show on Apple is it Harrison Ford doesn't know what
Speaker 3: raw dog means, keeps going, man, you gotta stop raw
Speaker 3: dogging me. And they're like, I don't think you're using
Speaker 3: that right.
Speaker 1: Here's sports pretty good in that show, and then he's
Speaker 1: also in four other shows. He just doesn't stop working.
Speaker 1: Who's that Harrison Forward. Didn't he lose his home in
Speaker 1: this fire? I've not seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's insensitive for you to not know that and
Speaker 3: just talk about him without even realizing.
Speaker 2: That he's saying good things though, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, hey, don't bail.
Speaker 3: It's great in tracking attacking him, Michael is judging you.
Speaker 5: Right now.
Speaker 1: Michael's like, let's go ahead and push this up with you.
Speaker 1: Is this a good headline? Harrison Ford looks as glum
Speaker 1: as he's exco escorted by cops to check on his
Speaker 1: twenty million dollar home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks glum all the time, though he does.
Speaker 3: I just got a notice from the city. Your date
Speaker 3: has been moved to January thirteenth because of your performance
Speaker 3: in this segment and the whole Harrison Ford criticism.
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