Speaker 1: Right, it is officially Saint Patrick's Day today. And I
Speaker 1: look around the room and I see Christina wearing green.
Speaker 1: KT's got a green tassel on his left nipple. Oh
Speaker 1: it's a North Texas level. Yeah, I like that of
Speaker 1: Kat Evan tassels nipples every day. Are you wearing green now?
Speaker 2: Really? Nope? I'm wearing a green thong. Are you now
Speaker 2: that's hot? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 2: If you?
Speaker 1: If you, If somebody seriously played the Saint Patrick's Day
Speaker 1: game and they tried to come up and pinch you,
Speaker 1: would you kick their ass?
Speaker 3: They catch these hands? Yeah, I don't think you can
Speaker 3: do that anymore.
Speaker 2: By did you pinch Christina when you got here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm wearing green? Okay, I do that every day.
Speaker 3: I just walk up. It's another holiday. Who's hr Never.
Speaker 1: So we had the Saint Patti's Day Parade, the Greenville
Speaker 1: Avenue Parade.
Speaker 2: We were there. iHeart was there.
Speaker 1: iHeart and man, We've been doing this for many years,
Speaker 1: but I think this was the best parade.
Speaker 2: I don't know we've ever been a part of.
Speaker 5: I haven't been involved in any of those Macy Day
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving Day parades, but I can't imagine I would imagine
Speaker 5: that's anyone better than this.
Speaker 3: I'm interested in Macy's Day now.
Speaker 1: We want to graduate to that one. But it was
Speaker 1: the kit Cratit Show. They were the Grand Marshals. Yes,
Speaker 1: so they were in a lowrider convertible that was hitting
Speaker 1: switches at the very front of the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: then because they're major celebrities, and we got to kind
Speaker 1: of all the all the rest of the iHeart stations,
Speaker 1: iHeart got to go in They're wake. We got to
Speaker 1: be up at the front of the parade. And that's
Speaker 1: the fastest I've ever been through that parade. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think it's because they were the front of it.
Speaker 1: They needed to go fastest at the pace because if
Speaker 1: you got out to talk to people, like on the
Speaker 1: side of Greenville Avenue to say hello or whatever, if
Speaker 1: somebody knew who you were.
Speaker 2: Once you looked up the the float was gone.
Speaker 5: I looked back at one point and Ben was a
Speaker 5: half a mile behind us, and I was like, he
Speaker 5: ain't catching up.
Speaker 1: I was way back there. And then I turned around
Speaker 1: a couple minutes later and he caught up. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you've got to be winded. Yeah, or did you jump
Speaker 1: on with a motorcycle car.
Speaker 2: I jumped.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell the police officer, but I just hopped
Speaker 1: on the back and surprised him and then rode with
Speaker 1: him for a while.
Speaker 3: That sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: I was sore Saturday night, and it's just from the
Speaker 2: getting up and down off the float and then bending
Speaker 2: over and picking up stuff koozies and whatever and beads
Speaker 2: and then getting them to the crowd. I mean it's
Speaker 2: almost like doing some community service in a way, cleaning
Speaker 2: up the streets a little bit. Yeah, you know, And
Speaker 2: but you're doing that and kind of cleaned up the
Speaker 2: streets to send kick stuff over to the people behind
Speaker 2: the gates. And I was like, that's a pretty good
Speaker 2: full body workout. By the end of the day, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm pretty this is pretty good. Like the
Speaker 2: sword has felt good. Did y'all what did y'all do?
Speaker 6: After went on, I kept drinking and then I went
Speaker 6: to Fort Worth for an event.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what of it did you go to?
Speaker 6: Because Okay, I'm I'm not going to say it, but
Speaker 6: they say it themselves. It's little person wrestling, that's what
Speaker 6: they call it. I do not feel comfortable saying that.
Speaker 2: One I think you can say it if it's the
Speaker 2: if it's the name of something.
Speaker 3: And if they were saying it themselves. Did you go
Speaker 3: to extreme midget wrestling? I did. It was in Fort
Speaker 3: Worth than Saturday nights. What makes it extreme that they're
Speaker 3: so small? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you weren't there. There's lights everywhere. It was outside.
Speaker 6: It was in a mini bringing skin. But then you can.
Speaker 3: Pay, but they call it that they called it. Yes,
Speaker 3: they call it that.
Speaker 2: Extreme midget wrestler.
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, And so at the intermission you can pay
Speaker 6: one hundred bucks to have them body slam you. And
Speaker 6: so we had a friend in our group that we
Speaker 6: didn't tell. We paid a hundred bucks and so they
Speaker 6: called his Amy looked around like what's happening, and he
Speaker 6: went up there, and sure enough, they body slammed him.
Speaker 3: We got it all on video and it's incredible. It
Speaker 3: was absolutely amazing. Did it turn him on?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Weirdo, He said it was extreme. That sounded like the
Speaker 2: baddest little show you ever ever seen? Fun time, So
Speaker 2: how long does this sort of thing last? Is there
Speaker 2: a main event with two of the baddest midgets.
Speaker 6: No, we had a there was a tall person the
Speaker 6: fight to kick it off, we had two tall people fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: They do heroes and villains, good guys and bad guys.
Speaker 6: Took the good good guy in the heel. There's always
Speaker 6: one of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the tall guys in the crowds like that.
Speaker 6: It was like they got out in the crowd and
Speaker 6: like sometimes they like throw water on you. You had
Speaker 6: no idea what was happening or what was going to
Speaker 6: happen to you.
Speaker 3: How many people are at something like this?
Speaker 6: Oh, it was packed. I mean this was that Makes
Speaker 6: Flies Pub in Fort Worth. I don't know if y'all been,
Speaker 6: but it was outside. So I don't know, not a thousand.
Speaker 1: We've done at our small business. We've done luchador wrestling
Speaker 1: and we've done sumo wrestling, and they're both awesome. But
Speaker 1: I always thought that this was pushing the envelope. And
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know that this was okay, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Okay with who with the wrestlers.
Speaker 3: No, I mean they're getting paid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay with the wrestlers. It's not okay with
Speaker 1: their kind who aren't wrestlers.
Speaker 2: But don't you think they would like they would rather
Speaker 2: it be called midget wrestling than micro wrestling. Who the
Speaker 2: people the contestants.
Speaker 5: I think I think I think they have already I
Speaker 5: think they've already satisfied whatever they have to satisfy with
Speaker 5: themselves to engage in this. I think it's the people
Speaker 5: that they're like that don't do it, that they're looking
Speaker 5: at them like really, yeah, they're going, hey, man, come on,
Speaker 5: I mean, we had to.
Speaker 3: Deal with a little kiss and now we got to
Speaker 3: deal with this many kisses. Okay, let me just say this.
Speaker 2: Then, to those people, the snobs of the dwarf community,
Speaker 2: are you sure that a dwarf they go with dwarf
Speaker 2: ism is the condition?
Speaker 3: Well, I thought that dwarves were different.
Speaker 2: To those Stop holding back your own no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I believe there's a difference.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what the official is, the official
Speaker 5: term that of what they used to call midgets a
Speaker 5: little person is that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Dwarves and little people are different.
Speaker 5: Dwarves have I believe, I believe the little person is
Speaker 5: all just smaller, where a dwarf will have like normal
Speaker 5: sized hands. And you know what I'm saying, there's a
Speaker 5: difference in a dwarf and a little person.
Speaker 3: Let's just run this through AI. See what AI says.
Speaker 5: What's the correct term? Hey or short stature? If you're
Speaker 5: listening and you're a dwarf for a little person, call in.
Speaker 2: But I would love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah two one four seven, eight seven one nine seven one,
Speaker 1: just they get a call in years.
Speaker 2: This is a dame.
Speaker 3: And look, I don't even know if the phones work.
Speaker 3: Say let's dust them all, let's dust them up. I
Speaker 3: could be wrong on this.
Speaker 5: I've always thought that a dwarf had certain features that
Speaker 5: were quote unquote normal size.
Speaker 2: According to AI, little person or person of short stature
Speaker 2: are generally considered to be more acceptable. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: would like to say to the little people out there
Speaker 2: who are throwing rocks at our little people wrestlers.
Speaker 3: Stop holding holding them back if they want to chase
Speaker 3: their dreams and.
Speaker 6: Do that for thee and seriously, at these events, there's
Speaker 6: no disrespect, Like, we're not disrespecting them.
Speaker 3: They're like little celebrities. I didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 3: They are celebrities in that moment. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know the political correctness.
Speaker 3: I just don't know.
Speaker 2: Shrunking down famously, that's not what matter. But it's not
Speaker 2: about it's not about being canceled. It's about being respectful
Speaker 2: to people. And that's all I want to do.
Speaker 1: Make sure we stand full respect it because I don't
Speaker 1: know the answers to these questions.
Speaker 3: Who are the groups that we don't want to be respectful? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but we're on the air.
Speaker 2: That's not like, that's not who we really are, So
Speaker 2: you can get around anything. Hey, I'm serious.
Speaker 5: I would love for you, the holder of the computer,
Speaker 5: to find out what ask ai with the difference in
Speaker 5: a little person and a dwarf is?
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the difference in a little person? Do our
Speaker 2: phones work?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: Nine? Someone? I don't think they work though? Do they
Speaker 2: leave it?
Speaker 9: Leave it?
Speaker 2: Talk back?
Speaker 3: Dude? How are we doing in the little people demographic?
Speaker 3: If you're a little person or a dwarf?
Speaker 2: Leave it? Talk back on the iHeart only demo we
Speaker 2: care about now? Okay, Cordai yeap. This little person is
Speaker 2: generally considered a more respectful and preferred term by many
Speaker 2: people with dwarfism, while dwarf can sometimes be seen as
Speaker 2: outdated or offensive. So it's just like to apologize for
Speaker 2: being outdated and offensive.
Speaker 3: But it is word that.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't it be called little personism than dwarfism. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The condition is dwarfism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think about the Wolf of Wall Street. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that? I mean that was the peak of like offensiveness.
Speaker 1: Did you not remember this?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Was there there was a scene where they had brought
Speaker 1: some to a sales rally and they were, yes, beforehand
Speaker 1: there having a meeting talking about what would be allowed
Speaker 1: what wouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting confused because now I'm thinking
Speaker 5: about the porn little person in tiptoes remember that?
Speaker 3: And David Allen Greer.
Speaker 2: Yes, at the beginning, Yeah, oh my god, that was
Speaker 2: quite the scene.
Speaker 3: What I'm seeing here.
Speaker 2: Dwarfism is a medical condition that means that results in
Speaker 2: section below four feet and ten inches. Then tons of
Speaker 2: women have dwarfism. Yeah, they're called little miracles.
Speaker 1: Well it depends on the rest. Oh yeah, so I
Speaker 1: don't uh.
Speaker 2: But I'm always saying this because Jerry Jon said Midget
Speaker 2: is widely considered offensive and should be Okay, I'm very offensive.
Speaker 5: Okay, but why does this so? But it's not offensive
Speaker 5: if you put the word extreme in front of it.
Speaker 2: I don't, no, that was the that's the league. So
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. They said that, they called it that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not okay for anyone else to call it that.
Speaker 1: And they call it that and face backlas from their
Speaker 1: own community saying, hey, man, come on, but.
Speaker 2: That's bad branding if your product is something that you
Speaker 2: don't like other people saying that's that's not good.
Speaker 5: Did you see the snow white controversy. No, so the
Speaker 5: movie Snow Wide is being remade and then they're going
Speaker 5: seven dwarfs. Yeah, they're like, why are we even doing
Speaker 5: snow White anymore? If you know, because they're they're I
Speaker 5: guess whoever owns it, Disney, Whoever's like, well, maybe we'll
Speaker 5: eliminate the seven dwarves, or maybe we'll make them normal size.
Speaker 2: They're all twisted up, they're all confused.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: It's like no one knows what to think anymore because
Speaker 5: there's these things that used to be socially acceptable. And
Speaker 5: then someone said, hey, is anyone thought about the idea
Speaker 5: that that's wrong to exploit this group of people?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. It was in a cartoon, what
Speaker 3: do you want from me?
Speaker 1: Man, dude, what about there's so many of those things
Speaker 1: back in the day that are just racist, Yes, because
Speaker 1: our society was more racist. What about well pepel right,
Speaker 1: and he the one who was like the skunk that
Speaker 1: wanted to drug women.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like his his skunk smell is basically
Speaker 5: a roofie.
Speaker 3: It was opium. I mean he caused me to do
Speaker 3: that with his barbecue sauce.
Speaker 5: Yeahs show he was pepelet pew is groping everybody.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to Stacy online.
Speaker 1: Four okay, Stacy, Hello, Stacy, you are on the Benskin
Speaker 1: Show ninety seven point one. Egle, how are you doing today?
Speaker 7: I'm good. I was kind of laughing because I get
Speaker 7: I don't know, I get her ass a little bit.
Speaker 7: Anytime the Midge Wrestling comes into town and they asked
Speaker 7: me if I'm.
Speaker 3: Performing okay, okay, ten?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're four to ten okay, So do you have
Speaker 2: any insight into this?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: We just want to make sure that all of this
Speaker 2: is respectful, and we don't know what's okay and what's
Speaker 2: not okay anymore.
Speaker 7: So, Dwarfism is actually the medical terms. Okay, that's the seen.
Speaker 7: A dwarf is a medical term, so that's where dwarf
Speaker 7: ism comes from. Midget came from a slang of I guess,
Speaker 7: changing it from something small, so they were saying it
Speaker 7: was midget. So that's just a slang word that people
Speaker 7: came up with a long time ago. Little people is
Speaker 7: more appropriate, or a little person is more appropriate. But
Speaker 7: most people that actually physically fall under I believe it's
Speaker 7: Ford and four eight is technically considered what people would
Speaker 7: say a midget.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you just went back to that word. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and how tall are you?
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm four ten.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're you're just a gal, You're just a
Speaker 2: short yeah okay, yeah, so I'm just.
Speaker 7: A shore one. But few yeah, you know, I know
Speaker 7: quite a few people who aren't. Yea, And so they
Speaker 7: prefer a little person because midget is like the ugly
Speaker 7: word of it. Yes, it's not that it's fully offensive.
Speaker 7: It's just like with any other thing going on. I
Speaker 7: guess you can say race, religion, and everything. So it'll
Speaker 7: offend some people, but it won't offend others if you
Speaker 7: call them a midget or a dwarf.
Speaker 2: What about how aggressively you say it though, Oh.
Speaker 7: Then it was probably It's just like with anything like that.
Speaker 5: Oh no, No, I meant you specific I m at
Speaker 5: you specifically. You are saying it with such fervor every
Speaker 5: time you say it. I just kind of, I don't know,
Speaker 5: I get tense a little bit.
Speaker 7: I'm like classified almost in that when they changed the
Speaker 7: car seat deal to where you had to ride in
Speaker 7: a car seat if you were four nine or under,
Speaker 7: like that almost puts me having to drive in a
Speaker 7: car seat.
Speaker 2: Well, well, we.
Speaker 1: I love you, we appreciate you listening. You are cool
Speaker 1: as hell. Uh can we give her anything?
Speaker 7: You're not able to drive any car if it does
Speaker 7: not have the electric seats. I can't drop a bucket
Speaker 7: seat anything.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
Speaker 5: Would you like to go see Disturbed at Dicky's on
Speaker 5: April twenty sixth?
Speaker 3: Sure? All right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, I can't promise good sight lines. I don't
Speaker 5: know where the tickets are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at four ten. It's gonna be tough. All right,
Speaker 3: We're gonna keep you on hold.
Speaker 5: Christina is gonna take your information down, and we're gonna
Speaker 5: give you tickets to go see Disturbed at Dickies on
Speaker 5: April twenty six. If you two listening are a little
Speaker 5: person who would like to get tickets for this, go
Speaker 5: get tickets at I believe Ticketmaster for the Dicky Show
Speaker 5: Disturbed April to twenty six.
Speaker 2: All right, fantastic, thanks great seeing something, but don't know
Speaker 2: what it is?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle twenty one actors
Speaker 2: who always seem to play the exact same character. That's next,
Speaker 2: as this party has started. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 4: This is Randy Parish with Parish Grouping Solutions and we
Speaker 4: have a windy, windy week ahead of us.
Speaker 2: This means a couple things.
Speaker 4: Number one, your cars are gonna get fealthy, and number two,
Speaker 4: you might find shingles laying in your yard. Well, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna wash your cars for you, but I would
Speaker 4: be more than happy to come out and take a
Speaker 4: look at any roof damage that was caused by these
Speaker 4: high winds. Do not hire a handyman with hammer for
Speaker 4: your roof for pairs, get the professionals on it. We
Speaker 4: will make sure you're nice and sealed for all the
Speaker 4: spring weather that is to come.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna toss it back to Bennets getting out.
Speaker 2: See you guys.
Speaker 3: Hey, y'all, it's me Wendy Week.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Wendy.
Speaker 3: Oh how are ya going? I hope you haven't met
Speaker 3: my cousin, Wendy Leak. Hey.
Speaker 1: That was our buddy Randy Parrish from Parish Roofing leaving
Speaker 1: that message.
Speaker 2: That was nice at him, very nice. We have an
Speaker 2: answering machine up here. People leave us some messages from
Speaker 2: time to time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did y'all see that some of those eighteen wheelers that
Speaker 1: got blown over by the wind?
Speaker 2: I think that was near Lubbick? Yes, yes, Marilla, Yes.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: I was talking to our friends, the Kecs, and they
Speaker 5: were driving back from Oklahoma City and it was so
Speaker 5: windy they were scared to pass, dude.
Speaker 3: People eighteen wheelers because of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Bad deal, Yeah, really bad deal.
Speaker 3: Uh. Did I see a death count of thirty six?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Scattered throughout the South?
Speaker 3: I believe damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Just tons of tons of brutal weather like that. And
Speaker 5: this is the time of year where it happens, and
Speaker 5: if some bad winds come blow, and two, you don't
Speaker 5: know the damage it could or couldn't have done.
Speaker 1: You need to get Randy up there. Randy Parrish parish roofing,
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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 8: Juicy UIs hot gods, come stay on top in the shovel.
Speaker 2: I thought you guys would love this one. Twenty one
Speaker 2: actors who always seem to play the same character. Hell, Yes,
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise, early Tom Cruise guests. No, didn't crack it.
Speaker 2: It should be. I caught a movie of his this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's the only real departure.
Speaker 1: It was Collaterals bad, but he's mostly a hero that
Speaker 1: dangles in from ropes and saves everyone and runs fast.
Speaker 1: I was just say attention that you say that been
Speaker 1: because the two roles that really stand out for me
Speaker 1: by him, where I think he's amazing are the two
Speaker 1: roles where he's not doing what you're talking about. Collateral
Speaker 1: he's awesome, And of course Magnolia. He's really really good
Speaker 1: in that, and he's not playing that guy that's in
Speaker 1: every other thing you're talking about. He is great in
Speaker 1: Top Gun, Maverick. Have you guys seen that? How he
Speaker 1: Got there? Sat Today? Really good movie. So it's got
Speaker 1: all the ingredients of a perfect classic.
Speaker 2: Yep, he's great. As Less Grossman in Tropic Thunder. Now
Speaker 2: that's his diversity as an actor shows, Yes, and they've
Speaker 2: talked about doing a whole movie around that, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what the snag is they should and it's
Speaker 2: probably him being like, I haven't got that many years left,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be doing stunts, or he thinks he's
Speaker 2: going to be the first guy to the two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty.
Speaker 1: He's has great rapport with Ben Stiller too, and Ben
Speaker 1: still used to do a fake Tom Cruise and it
Speaker 1: was so good and it was so good and they
Speaker 1: did bits and stuff together. So I know at times
Speaker 1: he's gotten away from the scientology and has had a
Speaker 1: sense of humor. But I think it's only a brief moment.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the second which it says in the intro
Speaker 2: to this segment celebrity couples, Uh huh. So Tom Cruise,
Speaker 2: who without all the makeup on, does look really old?
Speaker 2: His face looks way different. You know who he's with
Speaker 2: right now, Late Measter. Do you'all know who Anna day
Speaker 2: armis is?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, no, I've never heard that name.
Speaker 2: That name, but I don't know who she is the
Speaker 2: first legend. Yes, she's a legend. She's quite a few things.
Speaker 1: She's in that movie where Keanu Reeves comes to the
Speaker 1: door and two young women are it's being rained they're
Speaker 1: being rained on and they just need somewhere to come
Speaker 1: inside for a second.
Speaker 2: I don't know that one.
Speaker 6: Okay, I've seen her in something No knives out, Yeah,
Speaker 6: you start her knives out. She was in one of
Speaker 6: the Bonds. She was in Blade Runner twenty forty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was the girlfriend who they the robot like
Speaker 2: the yes, oh yes, yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So glad I'm away from you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're safe in that That window keeps you say.
Speaker 1: She was in divorced. She was divorced in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh man, let's yep.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess who's constantly looking for some action? Who's that?
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise?
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise, who's not on the list of actors who
Speaker 2: seem to play the same role. Jason Bateman is one
Speaker 2: of our first guy.
Speaker 3: Was a bad guy in that new movie though, right
Speaker 3: he's still he's bad guy sort of. He's a bad guy,
Speaker 3: bad guy.
Speaker 2: He's bad guy by accident, and when he's time for
Speaker 2: him to be a bad guy, he's still straight laced
Speaker 2: bad guy. Yeah, yeah, he's he's he hits that note
Speaker 2: and he gets cast for that note that he hits.
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds sarcastic, little douchey, but still funny and likable. Yes, incredible,
Speaker 2: this same and every single thing he's in and he's great. Yep, man,
Speaker 2: I know one.
Speaker 6: Mark Wahlberg, Yes, let me see here, short dumb guy.
Speaker 1: Every single thing he's in, and he's really good, really
Speaker 1: good at it.
Speaker 3: He's not on there, didn't crack it interesting. What about
Speaker 3: John c Riley, I smell the last name r E
Speaker 3: I L L Y. Nope, No, he was in was
Speaker 3: in Chicago. He's getting some difference, that's not.
Speaker 2: And Will Ferrold everything, you know. Will Ferrold did a
Speaker 2: couple of serious things. You know, he did a couple,
Speaker 2: but gives him the pretty much always the same lane though.
Speaker 2: Andy Samberg, Nope, not enough things.
Speaker 6: Chris Pratt, Yes, yeah, he got kind of aloof but
Speaker 6: again likable.
Speaker 2: Jason Siegel okay, yes, Seagulls pretty good. Probably not even
Speaker 2: big enough to be on the list though really well considering,
Speaker 2: I mean, huge.
Speaker 5: TV star for decade and a half on like the
Speaker 5: biggest thing he was it was a big deal. How
Speaker 5: a make your brother's great Aubrey Paza cracks list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw she.
Speaker 2: Was on a I saw the story about her.
Speaker 1: She was on She's on a wreck basketball team or
Speaker 1: she was she played in a women's basketball league.
Speaker 2: That was her O. Wow, favorite thing to do. Cool
Speaker 2: hooper as an adult? As an adult? Yeah, like current
Speaker 2: Michael Sarah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, he has to be Michael Sarah everything
Speaker 1: he does. Danny McBride, he's not gonna be on the list,
Speaker 1: but dude, he's basically just Danny McBride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is. It's he's God. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Seth Seth Rogan, Yes, Vince Vaughan, Seth Rogan. By the way,
Speaker 2: Seth Rogan nine days away from his news show, looks
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The producer or something. The studio, the studio, Melissa McCarthy yep, yep,
Speaker 2: she's great too, and everything loud, big gal. Here's one
Speaker 2: Christina for your guy. Tim Allen all right, he's uh,
Speaker 2: he's dead. Yeah, it's kind of like fake manly and
Speaker 2: then he's just trying to avoid the cocaine arrest mugshot yep,
Speaker 2: but also buzz that year. Sylvester Stallone really hadn't been
Speaker 2: in a lot in a long time.
Speaker 3: John Cena, Yes, and he always played John Cena when
Speaker 3: he's acting.
Speaker 2: Uh no, I think it's usually someone else.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's why he turned heel to get that in
Speaker 6: that office.
Speaker 3: Oh, Lexas Texas the bad guy out. No, Jason Statum, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said his name weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The action guys are the action guys are still there,
Speaker 1: and that's what the Janna Reeves.
Speaker 3: Oh you know Keanu Nope, Kevin Hart, he's a little
Speaker 3: guy that's allowed. I don't think he's been in enough
Speaker 3: movie movies. I don't know how.
Speaker 2: There's all people who should be on there still own
Speaker 2: for sure?
Speaker 3: Is the one that really I'm out?
Speaker 1: David Oh yeah, has he been in anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of order, Like I han't been much
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 5: He stopped doing stuff about fifteen years ago. But yeah,
Speaker 5: Joe Dirt, he didn't play the cocky guy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, one Ohneson not on this list, but should be.
Speaker 3: Uh, absolutely should be. He's gonna be. Is he gonna
Speaker 3: be funny in the Naked Gun movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Frank. I'm interested in it because one of
Speaker 2: the Lonely Island guys is doing that. What about Daniel
Speaker 2: day Lewis.
Speaker 3: Okay, didn't he retire from acting?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably No, he's not on this on this list, on
Speaker 2: this list, Channing Tatum is on this list though.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Zoey Deschanel, Oh yeah, I'm a quirky girl. Jesse Eisenberg, Okay,
Speaker 2: I can see it. Wasn't you a magician into something? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But he was exact same way.
Speaker 3: I'm a little energy guy.
Speaker 2: He's what. I'm a little energy guy. Oh, hi, energy guys.
Speaker 2: He's high energy guy. He's pretty he was pretty cocked up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk like this really fast and really intelligent.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Him and Michael Sarah are almost identical to me. To me,
Speaker 3: they give low energy.
Speaker 2: But you know, Bob Newhart, I could see that, Bob Newhart.
Speaker 1: I can see the body language, low impact, low energy,
Speaker 1: but its firing off quickly's powered, superpower brain.
Speaker 2: Paul Rudd Yep, Yes, I don't know. Man, there's enough.
Speaker 2: There's enough roles for him kind of playing a lot
Speaker 2: of different things.
Speaker 1: Okay, then maybe I should just say, despite how diverse
Speaker 1: the role is, he plays it the exact same way,
Speaker 1: and everything is where he watches. I'm Paul Rudd and
Speaker 1: then he shrugs, He's just Paul Rudd. That's not how
Speaker 1: man was solving crimes and knowing I'm Paul Rudd.
Speaker 2: Was Vince was Vince Vaughn in there? Uh no, probably
Speaker 2: should have been your guy. Vince Diesel was though Diesel Diesel.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be my new alias.
Speaker 3: I want to check in the hotels, Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2: It's me Vincent Vin Diesel has only played one character,
Speaker 2: so he's been in a million movies, Sin the same
Speaker 2: day Action Cars. That's enough and that's all the that's
Speaker 2: all the people in there. Something, but I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: nothing that many host you'll never guess is headlining the
Speaker 2: n CUAA March Madness Music Festival, Any guesses. I couldn't
Speaker 2: guess that there was one. There's one every year. You
Speaker 2: remember when when the final four was here, it was
Speaker 2: uh it was the Killers in Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the one last year the year before
Speaker 5: was Maggie Rogers, which is not a headlining name.
Speaker 2: No offense to her. I think here's a concert if
Speaker 2: you want to take a nap, no offense, here's dude,
Speaker 2: what guns the hell happened here? These are artists who
Speaker 2: I contend you cannot hide from. Okay, jelly Roll, that's
Speaker 2: the Saturday night headliner. Yes, jelly Roll Morgan with Tea
Speaker 2: Pain opening up for him. Radiohead, Uh, you can run,
Speaker 2: but you can't hide from.
Speaker 3: Who Radiohead might be. Okay, radio Head News.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I could definitely see radio Head playing the
Speaker 2: NCAA turre. I mean, you can't avoid them, isn't it.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's soccer. That's a good guess, so can't
Speaker 3: hide from them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Your Friday night headliner's pit Bull, okay, and then Sunday
Speaker 2: night again, he's everywhere. I feel like jelly Roll's trying
Speaker 2: to kind of end up being him in some way.
Speaker 2: Oh post Malone, not post Malone, who's also everywhere, because
Speaker 2: there's Jelly Roll's trying to combine I think Chris Stapleton
Speaker 2: and post Malone into one person and be that person
Speaker 2: the same size is. That's what I think he's doing.
Speaker 2: And I don't even know who the rapper is because
Speaker 2: there's a rap element too that I think I would
Speaker 2: throw in there that he's trying to make the perfect
Speaker 2: huge guy who's everywhere. Chris Stapleton, there's your headliners. Okay,
Speaker 2: the three people like name any.
Speaker 3: Music festival, flip a coin, they're on there. Where is
Speaker 3: going a dartboard of music festival artist?
Speaker 2: You would hit Jelly Roll and Chris Stapleton and Pittbull.
Speaker 2: They're always there. Where's the final four?
Speaker 3: This year?
Speaker 2: It's a I think it s at your mom's house
Speaker 2: out there in Rockwall. You know what, I actually don't know.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good san Antonio, Yeah, yeah, san Antonio right
Speaker 2: there at the river Wall. We're learning on the fly. Yep,
Speaker 2: that's happening there. Yeah, right, and a tough day for
Speaker 2: fifteen seed Robert Morris University. More on that coming up
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Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, what are we gonna do? We lost her
Speaker 3: backup quarterback.
Speaker 2: Trey Lance. Bro keep him. Cooper Rush has signed a
Speaker 2: two year deal with the Baltimore Ravens, and now the
Speaker 2: Cowboys have no plan if Dak and his hammy fall
Speaker 2: off the bone. Again.
Speaker 5: I really didn't see. Did Trey Lance sign somewhere? No,
Speaker 5: I don't wait to bring him back.
Speaker 3: Because I mean, they all hate him. Oh really, I
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: You need.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you could just it doesn't even matter,
Speaker 1: because if you don't have Dak, you're done.
Speaker 2: You're You're totally cooked, I think, But also I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I do think.
Speaker 2: Let's see what else the team looks like by the
Speaker 2: time we get to the start of the season. The
Speaker 2: first thing is it's very sure that Cooper Cooper has
Speaker 2: got a two year deals, so he took it right.
Speaker 2: But so you know, he didn't run the same offense
Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson runs. That's a little weird to me. With
Speaker 2: the Cowboys current fetish for former first round picks, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking Carson Wentz could be a guy. Oh the veragain,
Speaker 2: is the backup if they the Chiefs don't want him
Speaker 2: around anymore because apparently the guy sucks as a human,
Speaker 2: No one really wants to around him either. Oh well, well,
Speaker 2: if I mean, I think it's a fair point you make, skin,
Speaker 2: Let's see what they're rest of how it's built out,
Speaker 2: how the rest of the offseason goes. If they have
Speaker 2: this badass team and they're going for it and they've
Speaker 2: made the investments to go for it now, which it
Speaker 2: doesn't even doesn't feel like that. You know, it's not
Speaker 2: like they're going out and spending a bunch of money
Speaker 2: in free agency to fill holes and like really go
Speaker 2: for it this year.
Speaker 1: They're you know, they're paying their guys that they're keeping
Speaker 1: or whatever. But there's nothing here that says it's not
Speaker 1: going to be an eight to nine season. But if
Speaker 1: they were like really going for it, then yeah, I
Speaker 1: would want to have a good backup. So if you
Speaker 1: missed Dak for two or three games, your season doesn't
Speaker 1: fall apart.
Speaker 2: But I don't know that they have that.
Speaker 1: What are you expecting scheme wise? Can we even have
Speaker 1: an expectation of that? Because this man has never really
Speaker 1: been a head coach, and he hasn't been the offensive
Speaker 1: coordinator running an offense in a really long time, and
Speaker 1: he hired.
Speaker 2: A bunch of coaches who've got a lot of different backgrounds, which.
Speaker 3: I like, so we I don't know what to expect.
Speaker 2: It's also complicated because you don't know, oh, how good
Speaker 2: your offensive line is going to be, right, and you
Speaker 2: don't know who you're starting running back is going to be,
Speaker 2: and you really only have one receiver and you have
Speaker 2: a bunch of you've signed a bunch of guys to
Speaker 2: one year deals or whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't really at this point. It's your
Speaker 1: your roster. It's not like you the coach has a
Speaker 1: system to your point, and it's not like you have
Speaker 1: immense talent dictating a system like I don't think Dak
Speaker 1: can really move around.
Speaker 2: He's not going to be mobile anymore.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, you've got Cede Lamb and that's all
Speaker 1: you really have to build your expectation around. You know
Speaker 1: who I would like to see as our backup quarterback
Speaker 1: since Dak isn't mobile anymore.
Speaker 2: Joe Flacco. Just work with me. Joe Flecco's in negotiations
Speaker 2: with the Giants, Right, Giants to look at Joe Flacco
Speaker 2: and Jameis Winston and Jamis Winston would be fun. That'd
Speaker 2: be really fun.
Speaker 5: I think Jameis Winston would beat Dak out. I mean, no, hey,
Speaker 5: Jamis is not good.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, this is the first year that you're
Speaker 2: paying him sixty a year. I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 3: It, Jamis. But no, no, no, we got that number down.
Speaker 3: We got that. Yeah, we were structured.
Speaker 2: Instructured.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta dolipped. Apparently when you restructure, that money
Speaker 3: just goes away. Let me tell you what I think
Speaker 3: they're gonna do.
Speaker 2: I think they're going to draft Texas Longhorns quarterback Quin
Speaker 2: Yours Let's skill where well, if he falls to well,
Speaker 2: they don't have a fourth round pick, falls to the
Speaker 2: fifth round, they take him in the fifth round. They
Speaker 2: got Mingo, and honestly, I think when your should be
Speaker 2: fifth round pick because this quarterback draft sucks, though he'll
Speaker 2: probably go their round. Do you think we could trade
Speaker 2: Mingo to move up and draft yours.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone wants him.
Speaker 2: Yours are Mingo Mingo, Well, Mingo, someone will want yours,
Speaker 2: probably get it. He should have gone back to college
Speaker 2: and get money there. Could he beat Dack out?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, man, yours is Yours has an
Speaker 1: entire quarter of every game where he's terrible.
Speaker 2: We'll think differently about the Cowboys when they draft, like
Speaker 2: a wide receiver. There's a white stuer from Arizona who's
Speaker 2: really good. It's too early be taling mind probably. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to say his first name, but let's
Speaker 2: just call Ted. Okay, so if they draft Ted, they
Speaker 2: should be good.
Speaker 3: Ted.
Speaker 2: Ted Roy is his first name, Ted Roy McMillan from Arizona.
Speaker 2: He's like huge, He's like six five, and it was like, well,
Speaker 2: he's too slow and he's ran a four four eight.
Speaker 3: So everyone's like, oh, guy, he's going top to now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, he's always been right around fifteen where
Speaker 2: you would take him the Coulboys picked twelve, that'd be great,
Speaker 2: and then he'd be a good guy to be to
Speaker 2: go with Ceedee Lamb red zone threat. Right, and then
Speaker 2: you're like, okay, well there's two good wide receivers runner
Speaker 2: end up draft running back. And then you've ignored the
Speaker 2: offensive line and Dak's getting hit in the mouth all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, there's a chance their first round
Speaker 1: pick from last year could make a giant leap. Sure, brother,
Speaker 1: there's a chance after a chance their last two first
Speaker 1: round we got to hope there for it, last two
Speaker 1: first round pick.
Speaker 2: Stop sucking. The problem is the whole I mean the time,
Speaker 2: I'm less worried about Guiden's development in Cooper Beebe's development.
Speaker 2: The problem is who's playing the position right guard? Like
Speaker 2: that's what that's Mike, it'sed. They need to trade coach.
Speaker 2: I love that they need to trade back.
Speaker 1: Sure, so they get to twelve and there's a quarterback there,
Speaker 1: somebody wants genty, somebody trades up. They trade back to
Speaker 1: like eighteen or something to pick up some extra picks
Speaker 1: to make up for the Mingo and Trey Lance signings.
Speaker 2: Aren't they just keep Trey Lance? Dude?
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe will Griers their play. They're not speaking, dude.
Speaker 2: The Dante Fowler signing on Friday was their largest external
Speaker 2: free agent signing since Greg Hardy.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm not making a jen.
Speaker 1: It's a one year, eight million dollar deal, right hey,
Speaker 1: at ten and a half sacks, It's it's good. I
Speaker 1: would I would keep Trey Lance and just not playing
Speaker 1: at quarterback.
Speaker 3: I'll try to do that last year.
Speaker 2: Why why don't we play them at receiver?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 3: I think that guy is turping. We already paid that
Speaker 3: guy a year.
Speaker 2: Mark Stein and many others reporting that Anthony Davis and
Speaker 2: Jaden Hardy at the Mavericks have been officially recalled from
Speaker 2: their practice stint with the Texas Legends. What they just
Speaker 2: got it out like they had one practice. I don't
Speaker 2: know what any of that means. So five hours ago,
Speaker 2: Stein tweeted, Anthony Davis is practicing with the Legends today
Speaker 2: up in Frisco. Oh okay, and then that's gotta party.
Speaker 2: And Kai Jones are in contention to be active for
Speaker 2: the Mavericks game on Wednesday against Indiana.
Speaker 5: That's got to be procedural, because I don't think the
Speaker 5: Mavericks are practicing right now because they don't have enough
Speaker 5: bodies to practice. Yeah, so they probably wanted Anthony Davis
Speaker 5: and Jayden Hardy to get run so they probably had
Speaker 5: to do some sort of procedural thing to do that.
Speaker 2: Because the Suns are so bad. The Mavericks have the
Speaker 2: ten seed in the West, which would qualify them for
Speaker 2: the play in.
Speaker 3: Dude, they were.
Speaker 1: They looked great in the first half against the Philly
Speaker 1: team that lost thirteen of fifteen.
Speaker 5: I thought, well, okay, they're going to get a win.
Speaker 5: And I was looking at the schedule, going, man, I
Speaker 5: don't know that Phoenix is going to win today. They're
Speaker 5: going to gain another ground and they lost to Philly
Speaker 5: who had lost thirteen of fifteen. And you're sire, going,
Speaker 5: I don't know where the winds come from. If you
Speaker 5: can't meet Philly at home, when Philly he's not trying
Speaker 5: to win, where did the wins come from? Unless we're
Speaker 5: about to get news that Anthony Davis is back, which
Speaker 5: would just blow my mind wide open. I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 5: didn't see that coming. What a weird season, man, it's
Speaker 5: the weirdest. I thought Anthony Davis was pretty much done
Speaker 5: for the year.
Speaker 3: Now he's playing with the legends, or he's practicing with
Speaker 3: the legends. Just show me something else. I can't believe.
Speaker 3: I'm ready for it. Whatever you got that, I can't
Speaker 3: believe I'm ready to see it. Man, bring it on.
Speaker 5: So Quentin Grimes went for twenty eight the other day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he looked good. I mean it wasn't even like, you know,
Speaker 5: just forcing it. He played just within that.
Speaker 2: He's their only player right now, right, Yeah, he's still
Speaker 2: a role player.
Speaker 3: He's not a star. The star numbers right now.
Speaker 5: The problem right now is that there's not a single
Speaker 5: player on the team that can protect the basket, right
Speaker 5: and so teams that are smart, like the Spurs did
Speaker 5: this in the second game. They just and shot layups
Speaker 5: the entire game because no one's coming over to help.
Speaker 5: Is Caleb Martin hurt again? Or he didn't play yesterday?
Speaker 1: Okay, and he's on a minute restriction anyways, such.
Speaker 2: A bad season in so many different ways. Uh, Man,
Speaker 2: grind look good though, Yeah, he looked good.
Speaker 3: Things got bad.
Speaker 2: That that hurts. It all hurts. And that particular trade
Speaker 2: is the one that pushed them over the apron.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Yes, if they hadn't made that deal, they might have
Speaker 2: more maneuverability with the roster.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I need to look at the money, but I
Speaker 5: believe that's accurate.
Speaker 2: I believe that. But he would have had enough space
Speaker 2: to keep signing guys he wasn't going to stay so.
Speaker 1: Presumably right, Yeah, ye, I had heard her so, and
Speaker 1: he asked out of Detroit. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what is to be gained by ad playing. I'm worried
Speaker 1: that he's going to get hurt. Obviously. I would just
Speaker 1: like to fast forward into the offseason. And you know,
Speaker 1: but these guys compete hard every night, and I mean
Speaker 1: if they if they make the playoffs, or they make
Speaker 1: a play in game, and I don't know what the
Speaker 1: real upside is there. I think for this fan base,
Speaker 1: the best thing could happen is just hit the reset
Speaker 1: button and shroop start over.
Speaker 2: Get it.
Speaker 1: If they were to luck out, and this is a
Speaker 1: team that's in desperate need of some luck. But if
Speaker 1: they lucked out and got a top four pick, which
Speaker 1: if they got all the way down to like ten
Speaker 1: or eleven, that's not that outrageous. A team has gone
Speaker 1: from ten, I believe a team I think Chicago one
Speaker 1: year went from ten to the first pick.
Speaker 2: I can't have to go back and look at lottery history. Now,
Speaker 2: the Mavericks have never had any lottery history luck at all.
Speaker 2: But if they were to land in the top four
Speaker 2: after not making the playoffs, that would be like okay,
Speaker 2: they could probably use that pick and make another trade
Speaker 2: and acquire a player that could stem the tide till
Speaker 2: kyries back. Or if the right players there, one of
Speaker 2: those guards out of Rutgers or whatever.
Speaker 5: Maybe they could draft them. You know, but that's still
Speaker 5: that's squinting. You know, they're gonna have a lot of
Speaker 5: ability to make moves this summer. And I mean, I
Speaker 5: know everyone's kind of operating under the assumption that they
Speaker 5: think Nico is going to be fired. And man, I'm
Speaker 5: being as sincere with you as I can be. I
Speaker 5: have no idea what Patrick Dumont thinks about the ay
Speaker 5: of this, And unless someone's talked to Patrick Dumont, I
Speaker 5: don't think they know either. There's no track record here
Speaker 5: at all, unless you've, like can somehow equate it to
Speaker 5: something that's happened at the SAMs Court before, Like, there's
Speaker 5: no track record to understand what this owner thinks about
Speaker 5: what has or hasn't happened.
Speaker 3: So we're just al center going I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 2: Right, And if Nico's gone, he's got to wear some
Speaker 2: of what's happened too. Right now, a lot of this
Speaker 2: Nico is wearing.
Speaker 1: There's to me, there's only one thing that can happen
Speaker 1: that could restore faith in the organization. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it's going to happen, but it's to bring Dirk on
Speaker 1: and have him be the GM or something to president
Speaker 1: of basketball and so in some way bring Dirk into
Speaker 1: the organization. It's the only thing that could help. Honestly
Speaker 1: my feel I don't know what the role would be.
Speaker 1: You don't don't have to fire anyone. But if you
Speaker 1: just made Dirk in charge, like hey man, we're just
Speaker 1: we're we're building this casino. We're just gonna hire Dirk
Speaker 1: and let him run everything. Everybody reports to Dirk. Now,
Speaker 1: I think the fan base would go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I agree that the fan base would be on board
Speaker 1: of that. I can't imagine Dirk's part of that, right exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I agree with you. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: But let me just throw out another option. Let's add
Speaker 2: Romo to the roster.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go on, Kevin.
Speaker 2: Let's go. I'm on, Kevin, let him cook gun before
Speaker 2: I mean, let ktkuk yeah, yeah, yeh, get him the ball.
Speaker 2: You don't want me in the organization. I have some
Speaker 2: Tomorrow's MLB opening Is it over? Tomorrow's MLB Opening day?
Speaker 2: And I have some Rangers news both good and bad?
Speaker 3: Or you're sitting on Rangers news until tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Because tomorrow's opening day. Tomorrow morning at three ten am
Speaker 2: is opening day? What do you mean opening if it's
Speaker 2: five ten am. Well, you got some japan Ball happening.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll be glued all.
Speaker 1: Right, and we'll be out at opening day. See you
Speaker 1: on in ten days. Yeah, okay, thank you, Kevin. There
Speaker 1: he goes Kevin Turner.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'll have to do a very dumb story here. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you about a guy named Don. Don Gorsk is
Speaker 2: seventy one years old, had his first Big Mac in
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy two. Hell yeah, loved it so much he
Speaker 2: went back the next day. He's now been having two
Speaker 2: a day for fifty three years. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you a couple of things.
Speaker 2: He's got OCD, and he's been open about his OCD
Speaker 2: and why he's so obsessed with something. So he starts
Speaker 2: flaring up a little bit. If he can't have his
Speaker 2: big mac, he's kind of starts freaking out. Sounds like
Speaker 2: rain Man. Yeah, this does sound like Wapner, But like
Speaker 2: I know you, I have little things that really I
Speaker 2: don't have it bad, not any more than the average person.
Speaker 2: But you know, something happens and he's just kind of like, damn,
Speaker 2: I need to finish that thing.
Speaker 3: I gotta go do that. You gotta do it otherwise
Speaker 3: you shouldn't. You can't.
Speaker 2: It's you can't.
Speaker 3: It's yes, it's crazy, christ bad. Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 2: I mean someone in the break room a couple hours
Speaker 2: ago too. I filled up my water and I was like,
Speaker 2: hey man, because I have a big water bottle. It's
Speaker 2: like you fill up your role here's not It gives
Speaker 2: me time to clean the counter. And I was like,
Speaker 2: you have OCD, don't you. He goes, Yep, crazy, was it?
Speaker 2: Uh George Jimer? Nope, No, I shouldn't say it's hipo loalls,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say why.
Speaker 3: It's a medical conditions, just.
Speaker 2: Cleaning the Yeah, was I wearing a hippo costume?
Speaker 5: I think he was like, no, it's sanitation or yeah,
Speaker 5: and Christine it for you?
Speaker 2: What is it? Like? What do you do? That's OCD.
Speaker 6: Well, it's kind of a mix of like a d
Speaker 6: D and OCD. Like I have to finish something, and
Speaker 6: so if I'm in the middle of doing something else
Speaker 6: and I remember, oh my god, I didn't finish this,
Speaker 6: I immediately drop what I'm doing and go finish it.
Speaker 6: Like the other day, I had my water bottle in here,
Speaker 6: I was in the process of filling it up, remembered
Speaker 6: something else I had to go do, walked out the
Speaker 6: door and totally forgot that my water bott is just
Speaker 6: sitting here and halfway filled up.
Speaker 3: And you know, it's fun, and it puts you in a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a pickle there because then you've left yourself
Speaker 2: another unfinished thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they all pile up. It's really awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you just finish the thing you're doing and
Speaker 3: then go finish it, Because I can't. I have to
Speaker 3: go finish that other thing. Yeah, that's the thing you
Speaker 3: can't stop yourself from. I want to do it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very weird, but it's it happens. Is there
Speaker 2: to manage it over time?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: Is there a medication for this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 5: What like adderall or xanax during that stuff is probably adderall.
Speaker 3: I think it's different for everyone. I used to tick
Speaker 3: out or all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I don't have it like Emily Jones
Speaker 2: has like Emily Jones has it bad like that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So this guy's eating two Big Macs a day. Is
Speaker 1: he in good shape?
Speaker 2: Well, he's seventy one, so you know it almost made
Speaker 2: it to a good run at seventy five.
Speaker 3: Almost.
Speaker 2: He claims that they make up at least ninety percent
Speaker 2: of his diet, but he walks six miles a day
Speaker 2: to make out for it.
Speaker 3: So he walks to McDonald's twice to get the big Mac.
Speaker 2: So the reason this is in the news, though, is
Speaker 2: because on Saturday he enjoyed his thirty five thousandth Big Mac.
Speaker 3: That's huge.
Speaker 2: That's great, man, let's hear from Don.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a great burger, it's a great sandwich, you know,
Speaker 1: in terms of being classic and everything.
Speaker 2: But it's honestly, it's not that great.
Speaker 1: It's a The patties are tiny, there's too much bread,
Speaker 1: there's too much lettuce. It's a small mac. The secret
Speaker 1: sauce is, you know, not a secret It's like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I cap for the quarter pound of the cheese, especially
Speaker 1: after they upgraded it a couple of years.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they did. That's so good?
Speaker 3: After that?
Speaker 2: I want it? Can you can?
Speaker 3: Can you?
Speaker 1: Is there a secret menu? Could you order a big
Speaker 1: mac but do it with quarter powder patties?
Speaker 2: Gang Bang styll Yeah, that's a gang bank that's the
Speaker 2: zig thing, right, Okay, so just combining a chicken sandwich
Speaker 2: and the burger. I'm not sure, but there's a secret
Speaker 2: menu McDonald's St. Patty's. My wife's been telling me she
Speaker 2: wants to go to McDonald's. Okay, you wants that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't know. You're telling me what this
Speaker 1: order is? Secret sauce Gang Bang style. That makes a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. Yeah, now I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Google search says twelve McDonald's McDonald's secret menu items and
Speaker 2: how to order them? What are let's put down hope
Speaker 2: for a ment? I want you g has to hear.
Speaker 9: My guy, Don When I first started eating Big Max
Speaker 9: through a forty nine cents, that was nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 9: So now there are five to nineteen of piece. So
Speaker 9: you're probably gonna have to just kind of guesstimate what
Speaker 9: I really spent, because that's quite a price increase over
Speaker 9: fifty one and a half years.
Speaker 2: Actually a dollar every ten years. It's not that I
Speaker 2: mean it's crazy, but he.
Speaker 3: Definitely sounds like he's on the spectrum. No, he's from Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Oh is everybody from Wisconsin on the spectrum?
Speaker 3: We're all on the spectrum. Now, Happy early birthday to
Speaker 3: Travis Frederick.
Speaker 2: All right, he's on the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Is that the most sold burger in the history of
Speaker 1: the world gotta be the Big mach more Big Max
Speaker 1: than anything because it's marketing, right, Either that or the
Speaker 1: Market Street Burger or the Burger Street Burger.
Speaker 3: No, what's the most sold burger of all time?
Speaker 2: You see, you just ever enter anything into the computer
Speaker 2: and they'll tell you the whopper. Uh Well, they didn't
Speaker 2: get it because they said the cheeseburger AI is not
Speaker 2: perfect and it's coming for our jobs that it shouldn't
Speaker 2: be and that's proof that it shouldn't be. Twelve McDonald's
Speaker 2: secret menu items though just found that though