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Speaker 1: You. I'm now listening to soft Core History. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Welcome back to Softcore History. I'm your host for the week.

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Damna Jester joined us always by Robert Fox.

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Speaker 2: What is going on now? I don't know how the

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show's gonna sound yet, but I hope because it's we're

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recording it. I'm I don't know how it's gonna sound

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in post yet, but I hope that one Shining moment

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or the CBS theme will be playing over the beginning

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of this episode.

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Speaker 1: Well not on YouTube, Yeah, not on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Can't do it on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Certainly not on the audio either, because it's the same

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as YouTube, is it. Yeah? Ah shit, I'm lazy, fair enough.

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It's a quick turnaround, run shining. We got danged right there,

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demonetized immediately.

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Speaker 2: That's four dollars down the toilet.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for today's episode. I can's going to be

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a pretty long one.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you're excited.

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Speaker 1: We have a guest as well. It's Got Lopez joins

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the show once again.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, how's it going pleasure to be.

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Speaker 1: Here straight from a paintball tournament. Didn't even stop at home?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I got I got roasted by a ten

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year old. Yesterday, I was wearing my hot dog suit

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and she walks up to me and she says, you

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look weird, and I was like, oh, thank you. And

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then she says but thumbs up for confidence.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, and I was like, all right, the second

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one's worse.

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Speaker 3: And then like a couple hours go by, she finds

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me again and she's like, where'd you get that ear ring?

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And I was like, the farmer's market? And she goes,

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you look like someone who goes to a farmer's market

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and then just walks away. And I was like, all right, child,

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what the hellas so hard?

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Speaker 2: An idiot child, because obviously only the wealthy go to

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a farmer's market.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, you look like you go to Aldie. That's

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a good point, like a Randall's fiesta.

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Speaker 2: No, Randall's is too hot. It was like a fiesta

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or an Aldie. Maybe a Trader Joe when you're.

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Speaker 3: Flush, Yeah, payday weekends.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've had that happen me before. Sometime I

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was walking around along in hub and this little Mexican

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girl and I think she was like extremely Mexican because

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she said this to me in Spanish. But I understood

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it because it was just one word and it was

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impossible to you know, there's no language barrier for it.

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She looks up at me and my dark hair and

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my pasty skin, and she goes points at me. She's

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with her mom points at me and goes from Piro

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And I was just like, well, I was going out

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later tonight.

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Speaker 1: Again, another dumb bitch, because obviously a vampire wouldn't be

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in the sun.

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Speaker 2: It might have been nighttime. It might have been nighttime.

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I think I was like going to get beer for

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like a pregame.

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Speaker 3: Vampires are wealthy. They live a long enough time to

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get money to a crew.

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Speaker 2: Well, can you imagine being a poor vampire. I was

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just like, what a piece of shit?

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Speaker 1: You are just generation after generation and you did not

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accumulate well.

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Speaker 2: No, like literally by the seventeen hundreds. You just get

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a hundred bucks, put it in a savings account and

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don't touch it for a while.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of the story of Logan, right, He's been

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around since the Civil War, still has no money.

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Speaker 2: Hobo turn poor. It's pathetic.

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Speaker 1: Today though, we're doing something a little different, got ourselves

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a March madness bracket. Today we're gonna determine who is

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the biggest piece of shit to ever live. Yep, we

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got sixty four entries, No, sixty eight, sixty Oh, there's plans.

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Sixty eight individuals vying for the biggest piece of shit

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in human history.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. I'm especially hype today just because of what happened.

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We didn't stay evergreen with it, but it was a

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big day in March madness. If you're listening to this

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two years from.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's start with the playing games. Let's come in hot, No.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, we'll explain real quick the rules when you

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say biggest piece of shit in human history. Just looking

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up and down this bracket, it's a lot of mass murderers.

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So there's I don't think like Ted Bundy's on here, right.

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Speaker 1: No, I steered clear of the uh serial killers, right right?

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bat didn't even really come to my mind.

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Speaker 2: Jacovera, Sorry, there's enough communists on here.

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Speaker 1: There's so many.

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Speaker 2: Communists, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna make a lot of people angry.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited because I know maybe a third of these names.

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So I'm just trying to go up based off of

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names alone who I don't like and maybe they're a

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bigger piece of shit.

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Speaker 2: I assume you have a background on the ones we do.

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I probably know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have like little kind of blurbs on each individual. Yeah, perfect,

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although I didn't waste my time on obviously cool. The

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number one overall set is the age man. Yeah it's Hitler.

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Speaker 2: So here's Adolf Hitler's key stats. Uh, maybe you should

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list his stats just so we can get a lot

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of comments on people. It wasn't six million, yeah, two

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hundred and tewenty four thousand max.

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Speaker 1: There's also a bunch of Nazis. It's hard to uh

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just let the Nazis scape by.

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Speaker 2: It's yeah, that's true. The with a lot of the

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Nazis is that like it really was all just the

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h Man at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, no, I feel like, you know, Himmler

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hndler for sure, But I would be like his

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Gebels on the list.

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Speaker 1: No, his girls not on the list? What Hitler's girls

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not on the list? No Gebels Gebels, Oh Goebbels is

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nonmal list.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see I wouldn't. I don't think he qualifies for

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top sixty four.

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Speaker 1: I had a few other Nazis that we'll get to

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later that I felt exceeded Gerbels. Okay. Also, we didn't

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let Japan off the hook.

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Speaker 2: Can't.

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Speaker 1: But the number one overall seats, we'll just kind of

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establish it now, and if you're watching on YouTube, I

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will have graphics for the bracket. We're gonna get to

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the final four, and actually we're gonna let the fans

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determine the winner of this once we get to the

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final four. So we'll give the four options. We'll put

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a poll up and you'll get to vote who is

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the biggest piece of shit in human history. I think

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that's the way to go. I think we just limited

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the final four become a bit of a

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round robin, if you will. It's not a verse B,

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna be whoever gets the most votees sweet okay,

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coolus personally, though, we're gonna get it down before Okay,

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from sixty eight.

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Speaker 2: I still want to get my pitch for who wins.

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Speaker 1: Okay, number one overall seeds though, what we have Hitler,

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we have Stalin, we have Genghis, don't call me Jangus

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Khan and we got now. I feel like those are

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very deserving one seeds.

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Speaker 2: Those are solid one seeds for sure. Oh maybe we

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shouldn't name the regions.

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Speaker 3: That would have been really funny.

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Speaker 1: So people, when I threw this idea out, was like,

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want to limit it to oh, this is the medieval

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region or this is like the modern region. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I felt like these guys need to go hand in hand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the reasons also women too, women on here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the regions are actually meaningless in the real tournament

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for the most part.

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Speaker 1: Is actually there's you know, no home court advantage for this. Yeah,

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but let's go with the plane games. Let's start somewhere

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you didn't expect. We are starting with Nazi Germany. Okay,

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Ilsa Coke, the bitch of butch and Wald.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's making lampshades out of Jews and shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well what so? She was a notorious Nazi

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war criminal who served as a guard in overseer at

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the Butch and Wald concentration camp, known for her extreme cruelty,

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including accusations of selecting prisoners with distinctive tattoos to be

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killed with their skin used to make lamp shades and

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other furniture.

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Speaker 3: I'd be so fucked with my Hillary Clinton tattoo.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's going on.

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Speaker 3: I'd be the first one skinned alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going on a lamp for sure. I mean

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the arrow too on your arm, right, there's pretty sick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The oh or the if they're a BUCkies fan,

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they can get a nice BUCkies lampshade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She's just a big She was a big fan of

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Speaker 1: And she's going up against Thug Barram.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Thug Baram was a leader of the thug Ye cult

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in India and murdered up to nine hundred and thirty

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one people between seventeen ninety and eighteen forty, using a

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ceremonial yellow and white silk cloth to strangle victims. Baram

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and his followers were worshipers of the goddess Kali, believe

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in their murders and robberies were ritualistic duties, not crimes.

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Speaker 2: All right, Now, what that really is is the bad

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guys from Indiana, Jones and the Temple of Doom. No,

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it was literally the thug Ee cult. They said, when

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they're taking the hearts of Khalim Khalima. Huh, it was

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a thug ee cult, that was.

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Speaker 1: That was the I've actually watched.

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Speaker 3: They're still around.

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Speaker 2: Temple of Doom. Well, they're around in the thirties, I guess,

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according to Steven Spielberg. But so yeah, it's it's a

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Nazi who turns Jewish skin into lampshades and the bad

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guys from templea due.

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Speaker 1: Now the winner of this will face Genghis's pretty meaningless.

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Speaker 2: This is a sixteen seed sixteen seeds.

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Speaker 1: They're just happy to be involved, happy to make the list.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go, skin lady.

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Speaker 3: I think strangling someone is like the nicest way to

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right, if you're both going, skin lady,

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my vote doesn't really.

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Speaker 2: Matter, Okay, so I will say, well, you say the

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nicest way to do it. There is actually like a

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historical precedent for that argument. Back in like Roman times.

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like stab a child to death, But if a child

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needed to die, like say Cleopatra's little brother, yeah they

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would they would strangle him. That was like the humane

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way to kill someone, I guess or something.

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Speaker 3: So hey, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ilse Coch moves on. I'm sure she's not going

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to make a deep no. Uh the eleven seed Andrew

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Jackson verse eleven seed j Edgar Hoover figured we get

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some Americans out of the way. Yeah, I just trail

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it tears versus FBI. Who's worse?

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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't see how Jackson doesn't win this game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. So wait, wait, Hoover started

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Speaker 2: Edgar Hoover was just a dick. I don't even think

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he's one of the sixty eight most evil people to

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Speaker 3: He's the guy that's the damn right, he's a bubble guy. Yeah. Yeah,

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a lot of people died in the Hoover Damn. That's

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Speaker 1: Not the same guy.

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Speaker 2: No, that was Herbert Hoover President. J Edgar Hoover was

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the fbat guy who ran the FBI for like thirty years.

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A dick certainly had people killed. And Andrew Jackson feels

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Speaker 1: I feel like the respectful answer is and Jackson, like

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I want Andrew Jackson to make it. Yeah, not necessarily

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because I believe he was worse than Jaegar Hoover, but

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because I just want to tip the cap to Andrew.

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Speaker 2: I actually think that JEdgar Hoover was a worse person,

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but Andrew Jackson did the worst things, if that makes sense,

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you know what I mean, Like JEdgar Hoover was in

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some ways constrained by his times. Go drop JEdgar Hoover

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into the eighteen twenties and see what JEdgar.

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Speaker 1: Hoover gets up to conquering lands.

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Speaker 2: He's doing way more fucked up.

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Speaker 1: She's probably doing the William Walker just going to Central

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and South America.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I actually do think Jaeger who was a

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worse human being, but it was there were constraints on him.

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But I don't think Jackson.

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Speaker 1: I just respect the office too much.

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Speaker 2: At some point though, Like numbers matter, style matters, right,

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what you actually did matters. Jaeger Hoover, like I said,

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a worse person, but just wasn't able to do what

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Andrew Jackson had the will to do.

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Speaker 1: Like that, Well, that's because you don't wear the tinfoil

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had enough, Okay on this show, I don't he was

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Bager Hoover probably responsible arguably for more deaths.

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Speaker 2: What in what with.

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Speaker 1: The amount the FBI has done in the last century.

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Speaker 2: Are these like second order third order deaths.

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Speaker 1: Just trickle down effect? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, Andrew Jackson wasn't trickling Andrew Jackson was doing.

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Speaker 1: I agree, I'm going with Andrew Jackson so well. PZYR

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vote doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson moves on. Then we got another sixteen seed,

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Nathan Bedford Forrest vers a guy Rob You actually just

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did an episode on for Patreon, Okay, Hieronymous corner Le's

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You're gonna You're gonna have for freshman memory now. He

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was part of the Dutch shipwreck the Batavia.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I forgot his name in.

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Speaker 1: West in Australia. Yeah, and he led a mutiny that

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took over and became a total monster on island by

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himself with like this group of two hundred people. Yep.

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He essentially became king of the island and did just

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the worship post slaughtered families.

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Speaker 2: Became an absolute monster. Boy, it's hard to knock off

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the founder of the KKK, but if you read about

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the Batavia shipwreck, it I'm inclined to go with with Cornlis.

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Speaker 1: Forrest made his money as a massive slave trader and

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was a fairly good general for the Confederacy, but is

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best known for the Fort Pillow massacre, where he executed

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a bunch of black Union soldiers who surrendered, and he

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was the first Grand Wizard of the KKK.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad I didn't wear my wizard hat today.

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Speaker 2: I've actually changed my vote because he fucked up, Like

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so part of me is like my corner of his

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vote is mostly like the families he slaughtered, innocent people

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he killed. But Bedford Forrest did that too, like ripping

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families apart, and probably killed more people in a non like.

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If he killed people in war, that's whatever, that doesn't count.

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I don't care if he was on the wrong side.

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He's fighting a war, that's fine. But when you're killing

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surrendered soldiers because of their race and you make your

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money on slave trading, yeah, I actually gotta go. I

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gotta go Forest.

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Speaker 1: I'm going KKK. Yeah, yep, let's just hear from you. Yeah,

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you agree, I gotta go KKK. There was quite a

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few of them in like Anaheim of all places. Really,

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like even when I was still living there.

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Speaker 2: It's Orange County, it was weird.

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Speaker 3: They'd have they'd have like protests or I don't even

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know if they're protesting or just partying at the parks.

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But then you know, a bunch of Mexicans show up

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and they beat the shit out of each other. And

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there's this photo of a guy with I think just

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like a Confederate flag, like on a flagpole, stabbing one

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of the guys that was trying to fight him with

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the flagpole, and it made like O C Weekly or

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whatever newspaper at the time.

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Speaker 2: Oh so he did the mel Gibson and the Patriot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he did that with like a clan flag or

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it was fucking wild, dude. And that was like a

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mile from my house.

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Speaker 2: It's like the I want to see that photo because

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I want to see what the exact opposite of Mount

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Serabaci looks like.

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Speaker 3: I'll find that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then we got a final playing game for the

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eleven Seed between robes Pierre and Francisco Franco. Now robes

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Pierre oversaw the arrest of over three hundred thousand suspects

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and executed roughly seventeen thousand enemies of the French Revolution

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whoa thankfully he met the end they did.

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Speaker 2: Yep uh yeah. I By the way, I saw a

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funny thing. I guess. They were like, no Kings protests

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this weekend, and I saw some chick dressed as Marie Antoinette,

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and she said, they want to do nineteen thirty nine,

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Let's make it seventeen eighty nine, which I just saw that,

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and I was like, so, what you want is not

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a fascist to take and try to conquer the world,

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but instead, what you want is a fascist to take

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power and try to conquer the world, which was the

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end result of the French Revolution.

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Speaker 1: Let the meat cake.

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Speaker 2: So people are so goddamn stupid that I fucking hate everyone.

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But anyway, there's no Robespierre might be one of my

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top five personal most hated.

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Speaker 1: Adam and Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 2: No, because that Mount Rushmore was the Mount Rushmore of

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people that are absurd that I hate. The Robespierre deserves

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every balance of it. Yeah, I don't care wrote It's

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robes Pierre for me.

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Speaker 1: One of my least favorite characters in history as well.

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Speaker 2: He is such a bitch and an, I mean he is,

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I fucking hate rose Pierre.

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Speaker 1: Francisco Franco led a military coup against the democratically elected

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Second Republic in Spain, resulting in a three year war

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aided by the Nazis in Italy. He executed and in

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prison tens of thousands of suspected political opponents. So I

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think it's pretty easy for me rose Pierre most.

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Speaker 3: On, Yeah, I'd say so, just because he's French.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fuck him? And uh yeah, let's get to

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the real tournament. Those were the playing games. So we

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got rose Pierre's an eleven seed, we got Nathan Bedford.

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Forrest takes the sixteen Jackson with an eleven seed and

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ilsa coke. The bitch of butcher Laude it takes the

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other sixteen seed. Let's get to the top of the bracket.

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Where else do we start? The h Man Adolf Hitler

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your favorite artist? Favorite artists?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I almost said like Big Age, but that would

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sound so bad.

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Speaker 1: The one guy in history, everyone knows.

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Speaker 2: The one, the one. It's Hitler and Jesus, which is

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almost kind of perfect.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately Jesus didn't make the list.

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Speaker 2: Well why would he?

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Speaker 1: And Honestly, I was too big of a bitch put

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Muhammad on didn't want that.

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Speaker 3: Spoke, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Versus the sixteen we don't need it, No, we don't.

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We don't need that kind of publicity.

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Speaker 2: There's other buzzles on here.

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of Muslims on here. We don't need to

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go at the Muslim verse the sixteen seed. Jim Jones

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obviously the People's Temple, nine and nine people died at

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his paradise pretty sweet up until the mass suicide.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it included kids and everything. But obviously,

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I mean, what are we talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're just playing basketball. Yeah, it's a one versus sixteen. Yeah,

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we're not having a you know, Virginia losing in the

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first round.

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Speaker 2: There's no UNBC in this tournament that I'm aware of.

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Speaker 1: Hitler moves on, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we got

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Torquemda versus Tiberius in the eight nine matchup. Torqumda was

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a Spanish Dominican friar and the first Grand Inquisitor of

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the Spanish Inquisition. He expelled forty thousand Jews from Spanish.

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For some of you at home, might be a positive.

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Speaker 2: A lot of funny things were happening in fourteen ninety two.

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Speaker 3: Was it a bunch of Jews that founded the Americas?

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Is that what you're saying, Well, we.

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Speaker 1: Did an episode. Columbus might have been Andrew.

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Speaker 2: We Yeah, he might have been a Jew. Also, I

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think those I think those forty thousand Jews went to

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Greece for the most part, and then eventually a lot

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of them did come.

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Speaker 1: To the New two thousand of them also met their

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end at the stake. Yeah, they're burned alive. Whoa, Yeah,

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all right, So that's Torquemada, Tiberius, near and dear to

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this show. Yep I'll say flat out, I just didn't

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put Epstein on the list because.

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Speaker 3: Those are Tiberius.

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Speaker 1: We have Tiberius.

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Speaker 2: There's Epstein could never Epstein wishes he could do what

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Tiberius did.

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Speaker 1: For those unfamiliar, Like Tiberius abandoned Rome for the island

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of Capri. And yeah, he had his own fsteen island

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with what he called his little fishes. Yeah, he invented

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sexual tortures and engaged in acts of just sexual deviance

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with children all the time. And no, we need to clarify, Yeah, babies, babies, babies,

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and children toddlers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like not this is I'm not saying it's right.

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We had paint Pete Rose on the All Hell team

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last week for fucking a fourteen year old or whatever,

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but this is like literal diapers children.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not easy to talk about. He would bind

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the genitals of the kids to cause pain. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: He also would like pull babies off a mom who

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was breastfeeding and make him suck on his fucking dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I don't care if fork Mada killed five hundred

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thousand people. I'm just sending Tiberius through.

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Speaker 1: Tiberius also forced executions of virgins after he deflowered them

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because ancient law forbade executing a virgin.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, numbers, numbers don't matter at me.

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Speaker 1: So this is like this isn't talked about enough in history.

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But uh, Tiberius maybe all time bad guy. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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he's moving on to my list. It's gonna be a

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tough Oh yeah, h Man's got a tough second round matchup.

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Speaker 2: Well, what's funny about this second round matchup, first of

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Tiberius is this is this is an instance that this

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was a real March madness basketball game, right, like, obviously

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Torquemada has more talent on the roster, rite better numbers,

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but Tiberius's style of play is just gonna give him

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problems all day, you know what I mean, that's really

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what it comes down to.

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Speaker 1: Sign zone defense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And what is funny about him matching up

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with Hitler in the second round is that this might

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be the only person on the list of the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Gives Hitler problems.

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Speaker 2: Who would give you you know, Hitler. I'm dead serious.

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I guarantee it. Hitler would be morally repulsed by type period.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of It's gotta be the only person.

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Speaker 2: It's a brutal second round matchup.

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Speaker 1: I know, I did intention. It's like, where where do

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we want to go with this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? De throwing the guy quick, that's gonna be tough. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to knock Hitler out early.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're gonna have to.

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Speaker 1: We'll see when we get to it. We get to it,

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I mean no, but we'll get to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh so we're going Tiberias here, yes, yes, all right, yeah,

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I'll write that down. I'm gonna keep it on old

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school paper paper brackets. I love it paper bracket just

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for continuity in my own mind, and so I know

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who actually makes it through, because it would be a

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fucking headache trying to keep track of sixty eight people.

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Next up, we have the five seed Oliver Cromwell, your guy, Robert.

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Speaker 2: Look, the show's hosted by two irishmen. There might be

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a twelve five upset in this bracket. I'm not giving it.

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Speaker 1: Here we have the versus the twelve seed mad Caliph

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Al Jakim, the sixth Fatimid Caliph. You're probably familiar with Cromwell,

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so we don't really have to go through him. But

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as far as this caliph, besides the immense bloodshed he's spilt,

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he forced Christians and Jews to wear distinctive clothing and

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banned them from using public baths so only Muslims could bathe.

470
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He also banned specific foods, including grapes, shellfish, and artichokes,

471
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and order the massacre of all dogs in Cairo what

472
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because they annoyed him? So dog killer.

473
00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:02,599
Speaker 2: Let's be fair here. Feral dogs almost certainly for the

474
00:24:02,599 --> 00:24:06,720
most part, and in fact I know for certain based

475
00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:11,960
on Gwat veterans, I know that often apparently they were

476
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,240
like vets in the army veterinarians, and sometimes they'd be

477
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:20,079
like a disease is spreading among the like dog population

478
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,480
of this area, and they would send American units out

479
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:25,680
to go put down dogs.

480
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Speaker 3: Wow, I didn't even know that.

481
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, I'm not so from the mouth of a

482
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,640
of an Iraq veteran that I know.

483
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,599
Speaker 3: I know a lot of guys that I worked with

484
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,799
or talked to when they're like going on target to

485
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,400
rate a compound or something. If there's a dog, maybe

486
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,680
to shoot it immediately before it starts sparking. That's just normal.

487
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,920
But we had still, we had dogs running around in

488
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,480
Afghans and that we avoided so we didn't have to

489
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:51,279
like murder.

490
00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 2: Them, but you would have had to if oh yeah, yeah.

491
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: He forbid women from appearing in public, prohibited them from

492
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,519
leaving their homes, and banned the manufacturing of shoes for

493
00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:05,640
women to enforce their confinement.

494
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:08,839
Speaker 3: Don't hate that that last part.

495
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: Both has both an extremely based man and a foot guy.

496
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,599
He's checking a lot of boxes for Scott Lopez.

497
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:23,519
Speaker 1: Also Quentin Tarantino.

498
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:28,039
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dirty feet. Quentin likes the feet dirty specifically.

499
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,279
Speaker 3: And the Disney Channel guy that did all the feet

500
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:37,039
weird the weird thing Nickelodeon, Dan Schneider, Yep, that guy

501
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,480
the logos afoot Oh dude, it is whoa Okay yep.

502
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: He also oversaw the destruction of the Church of the

503
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,960
Holy and I always have a hard time saying this word. Sepulcher. Sepulcher, sepulcher. Yeah,

504
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,039
doesn't flow right, sepulcher. Maybe there's a reason it should

505
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:54,759
have been destroyed.

506
00:25:54,839 --> 00:26:02,039
Speaker 2: Maybe, Look man like Cromwell was like the first modern

507
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,720
like European colonialist. I feel like, on a mass scale,

508
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,599
may not the first, but it doesn't matter. He fucked

509
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,160
up the Irish as bad as any population has ever

510
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,079
been fucked Boy potatoes so well, he wasn't respelled for

511
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,079
the potato famine.

512
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,759
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was, Like I'm sure there's like forty famines.

513
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's like the the I know.

514
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,799
Speaker 1: But we've covered this. There's like a potato famine in

515
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:27,240
Ireland every four years.

516
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,599
Speaker 2: Not a great crop. Yeah, I'm I'm voting Cromwell. I

517
00:26:30,599 --> 00:26:31,599
don't care what the calf did.

518
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kind of going Grandma easy, my Irish blood,

519
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:37,960
don't fuck with it.

520
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,079
Speaker 2: Uh.

521
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,079
Speaker 1: Next up, we got King Herod. Now, Herod's intense fear

522
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:47,279
of losing power led to him executing his wife, her mother,

523
00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:49,759
his brother in law, and three of his own sons.

524
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 2: All right.

525
00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: He was so paranoid that he ordered the death of

526
00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:57,480
prominent leaders immediately upon his own death to ensure the

527
00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:58,559
nation would.

528
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: Warn this is King Herod of Judea, right f the Bible.

529
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the same guy that ordered the killing of

530
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,680
all male children under two and under in Bethlehem to

531
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:14,759
eliminate a perceived rival, the king of the Jews of Jesus.

532
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:20,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, also had the head of John the Baptist. I believe.

533
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,799
I believe that was him.

534
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: And then he's going up against the thirteen Seed. And

535
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,480
I you know our first woman in the bracket that

536
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,319
wasn't in the playing game, Yeah, Catherine de Medici.

537
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 2: The Medicis were assholes, so I think we might haven't.

538
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: This is a Medici of France, Oh France, Okay, I

539
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,720
don't know if there's any relationship, I'll look into it.

540
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I was thinking Italian for some reason.

541
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: Well, I would do Medigi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm also

542
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:53,279
maybe saying the name wrong.

543
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,079
Speaker 2: No, Medici's right, for sure.

544
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:59,759
Speaker 1: She was the serpent Queen, a power hungry regent, and

545
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,200
in France, she often played religious factions against each other,

546
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,240
utilized a flying squadron of female spies and political poisons

547
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:15,039
to control the country. She authorized and was the architect

548
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:19,960
of the Saint Bartholomew Day Massacre in fifteen seventy two,

549
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:25,440
where thousands of French Hugo Nats were murdered at a

550
00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:32,160
royal wedding inspiration of the Red Wedding. A Hugo knot Huguenot, Hugoenots.

551
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,519
Speaker 3: What's that?

552
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,279
Speaker 1: Protestant?

553
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,279
Speaker 3: Okay, hmm.

554
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: She was a Catholic battie.

555
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little for as much as I hate

556
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,680
Cromwell for what he did, I love her for doing

557
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:51,920
the exact same thing. It's interesting where does your allegiances lie? Yeah, yeah,

558
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,200
it's not really moral for me.

559
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,079
Speaker 1: She gave us a sweet scene in Game of Thrones.

560
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,799
Oh yeah, like Martin just ripped that.

561
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, he ripped everything. But I respect it for that.

562
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,480
I don't know why I couldn't finish it. Would you

563
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:09,160
run out of medieval history, you douchebag?

564
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:15,759
Speaker 1: There's plenty out there. Yeah, I'm going King Herod, I'm

565
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:18,640
going DEMODICI actually for bigger pieces of shit.

566
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'd have to go with with Herod.

567
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,480
If he's in the Bible for being a bad guy.

568
00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:30,599
I've never read it, but that sounds important. All right.

569
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: He was, you could say he was he was Jesus'

570
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,039
first boss.

571
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:37,799
Speaker 1: If the Bible was a video game, he's the first

572
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:39,079
Mike Tyson's punch out.

573
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:41,759
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, like boss fight, not like his boss

574
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,240
at word No, no, yeah, he's a lead carpenter.

575
00:29:44,359 --> 00:29:50,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, Harrod, I won't fight that. There's some of

576
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,839
these if I disagree with you, and I'm gonna fight

577
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,359
pretty hard.

578
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:55,839
Speaker 3: But yeah, my votion only cast like I half anyways,

579
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,039
for a lot of these, all right.

580
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: The sixth Seed of Addis Abada, the dictator in Ethiopia

581
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,559
from nineteen seventy seven to nineteen ninety one. I don't

582
00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:09,799
really want to say his name because I when we

583
00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,119
get it wrong, I think it's just Mariam. Yeah, it's fine,

584
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:19,400
verse Saddam Hussein Yah, the big who's For those unfamiliar,

585
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:22,960
Mariam led the Red Terror campaign, which resulted in the

586
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,960
torture and killing of a half million people. He also

587
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,160
caused a manufactured famine that relocated or killed hundreds of

588
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:35,440
thousands or more. His government forced families of victims to

589
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,079
reimburse the state for the cost of bullets used to

590
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,519
execute their own relatives.

591
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: I mean what I'm just I'm familiar with Saddam Hussein's

592
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:50,400
game and it doesn't touch like an African dictator. I

593
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,640
feel like is in that era is just like it's

594
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,799
tough to be. In fact, they're underseated.

595
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: A lot of times, I feel they are in this

596
00:30:57,519 --> 00:31:01,359
bragg there's plenty of them. Yeah, throughout the tournament. Yeah,

597
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,079
we kind of sleep in Africa, kind of like how

598
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,000
we sleep on Chinese war numbers.

599
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:09,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, Africa puts up numbers. You can't believe.

600
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,799
Speaker 1: A lot of times he systematically targeted students, bureaucrats, and

601
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:18,720
anyone suspected of opposing Marxism. So huge comedy, Oh dude,

602
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:25,400
Okay done, yep. Vers Saddam obviously authorized the nineteen eighty

603
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,640
eight campaign against the Kurds, killing up two one hundred

604
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,759
thousand people. He also used chemical weapons, including nerve agents,

605
00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:38,200
against Iranian soldiers and his own citizens. His regime used torture,

606
00:31:38,599 --> 00:31:43,920
severe beatings, electric shocks, rape, and he also birthed two

607
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,599
of the worst humans alive. Yeah, in ude and kuse,

608
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,279
I just I think we should just kind of group

609
00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:52,599
the Hussein family together, Like this isn't a vote for Saddam,

610
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,240
it's a vote for the.

611
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,359
Speaker 2: Housa Hussein, that immediate family. Yeah, that's fair. I still

612
00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:03,480
gotta go marry him the numbers alone, Okay.

613
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say Miriam all right, damn, dude said Dom

614
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,880
just gets balanced right away.

615
00:32:09,079 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's I always think he's. I always

616
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,559
think he's kind of overrated, like a little bit of

617
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:16,559
an American propaganda over eight. Not that he wasn't a monster,

618
00:32:16,759 --> 00:32:19,640
but like, yeah, you make him look worse because you

619
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,079
gotta fight him, marry him, just in the shadows of

620
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,240
history doing way worse. Ship.

621
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:26,359
Speaker 1: See that's why I actually left Gadaffie off here.

622
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

623
00:32:27,839 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: I think Gadaffi was totally manufactured.

624
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: He's not top. He was shit, but he ain't top

625
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,720
sixty eight.

626
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: Well I didn't know that. It's also I voted him

627
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,240
out of a little bit of like all right, cool

628
00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:42,519
move forcing their family members to reimburse the AMMI you spent. Yeah,

629
00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:43,640
I didn't know you can do that.

630
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: Co that's insane. That is a fiscally responsible communist that

631
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:50,119
is wild. Uh.

632
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:55,359
Speaker 1: Next up the three seed Attila the Hunt verse fourteen seed,

633
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:02,319
and many would say maybe under ranked Henry Kissinger. Now

634
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,480
Attila killed his own brother to unite the Hunt Empire

635
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:09,200
and ruled alone. He earned a reputation for being extremely brutal,

636
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:14,880
often killing priests, monks, nuns, and obliterating villages, farmlands, and cities.

637
00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:20,200
He's known for his infinite thirst of gold, forcing the

638
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:25,160
Eastern Roman Empire to triple their annual tribute. He routinely

639
00:33:25,559 --> 00:33:29,720
negotiated treaties, only to break them when it was advantageous

640
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:33,920
to launch surprise attacks on Roman territory. He drove tribes

641
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,759
out of their lands, causing mass chaos, displacing people all

642
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:41,880
over Europe. And he's going against one of the best

643
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,359
to ever do it, a patriot, Henry Guessing.

644
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,799
Speaker 2: A patriot.

645
00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:55,799
Speaker 1: Orchestrated a massive secret carpet bombing in Cambodia what killed

646
00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:59,759
about five hundred thousand civilians. He also personally approved bombing.

647
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,119
It's in Lao, Laos Lau.

648
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,839
Speaker 2: Clearly you don't watch King of the Hill.

649
00:34:09,039 --> 00:34:10,039
Speaker 1: I don't watch King in the Hull.

650
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 2: No, yeah, Laos, the Laotian people.

651
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:18,159
Speaker 1: He actively supported efforts to overthrow the democratically elected Chilean president,

652
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:27,480
who he then installed the brutal military dictatorship of Augusto Pinochet. Yeah,

653
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,159
who is actually on this list as well?

654
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh sweet?

655
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:34,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, he and Nixon greenlit Pakistan's military to launch brutal

656
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:39,199
crackdown in East Pakistan now Bangladesh, resulting in the deaths

657
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:42,760
of approximately one to three million people.

658
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: Damn, this one is he has numbers.

659
00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 3: This is probably the toughest one for me.

660
00:34:49,039 --> 00:34:52,599
Speaker 1: And that's there's a bunch more associated with Kissinger. I

661
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:57,480
just it kind of gets redundant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Where

662
00:34:57,519 --> 00:34:58,119
are we going here?

663
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,159
Speaker 3: I didn't know, I don't know. I don't know who.

664
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,239
I've heard the name Kissinger, didn't know anything about him.

665
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,920
But carpet bombing five hundred thousand people is crazy.

666
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 2: I might have to go Kissinger here, to be honest.

667
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,239
I mean, Attila was just doing ancient stuff.

668
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: He was just being like a tribes leader, a chieftain.

669
00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm leaning towards Kissinger.

670
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: I think we have like our first big upset.

671
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,079
Speaker 3: Yeah.

672
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 2: I think Kissinger takes down Attila.

673
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: Even though, like you said, patriot.

674
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,159
Speaker 2: Patriot, I mean, thank you for doing it for me,

675
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:34,960
but you know, I didn't ask for that.

676
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

677
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: Next up in the seven to ten matchup, we have

678
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,800
Hideki Tojo verse Queen Mary the First aka Bloody Mary

679
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:52,639
ooh propaganda. Tojo directly authorized the attack of Pearl Harbor

680
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:56,599
got us into World War Two. Under his leadership, the

681
00:35:56,639 --> 00:36:00,519
military committed massive war crimes and crimes against humanity, often

682
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:05,000
referred to as the Asian Holocaust. Where Queen Mary was

683
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,440
the first woman to rule England in her own right,

684
00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:11,599
successfully taking the throne despite being illegitimate.

685
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:13,679
Speaker 2: Wouldn't she Catholic too?

686
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:19,559
Speaker 1: Mm hmm she uh. She burned hundreds of Protestants, so

687
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,320
numbers aren't really there for Queen Mary.

688
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,679
Speaker 2: Tojo is. A lot of people say Tojo was the

689
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,000
real power in Japan, not Hirohito in terms of like

690
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:28,519
her hido.

691
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 1: A lot of people say he was just kind of

692
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,519
like chilling. Yeah, he wasn't orchestrating all this stuff.

693
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:38,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh Now maybe that was a bit of post

694
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,639
war propaganda to like feed the Americans to like because we.

695
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: Let him get off, yeah, or like, oh yeah, dude,

696
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,199
you can roll until I think he lived. Didn't hear

697
00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:51,280
a heta live till like the eighties. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,

698
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,119
that's insane, honestly. Yeah, And honestly, most of the uh,

699
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,039
the World War two villains outside of the h Man,

700
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,880
they kind of get away with it and we'll get

701
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,440
to it. Like there's the doctors that moved to Brazil

702
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,079
and Argentina and they just lived their.

703
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 3: Life, yep.

704
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: Or the ones that get to run NASA that too. Yeah, dude,

705
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,559
I mean Tojo underseeded, underseeded Tojo all day.

706
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,679
Speaker 1: I'll go Tojo as well. I mean, Queen Mary honestly

707
00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:25,760
overrated as a ten seed. She's there off reputation alone.

708
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,519
A lot of it was the brand, right, Yeah, A

709
00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:29,639
lot of it was the anti Catholic.

710
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,079
Speaker 2: Propaganda against her too, not that she didn't do stuff,

711
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,639
but like, yeah, I mean she didn't hold a candle

712
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:36,480
to fucking Tojo.

713
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:41,079
Speaker 1: So Tojo moves on. Final matchup in this part of

714
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:45,599
the bracket, the two seed Alexander to the Great Verse

715
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:52,239
the fifteen Delphine La Larie, Oh you know lot of Lois.

716
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 3: Is she the New Orleans Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is

717
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,199
that the Nicholas Cage house that? Yeah, he bought that one.

718
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,119
Speaker 2: He did buy that house for a little while he

719
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:05,079
doesn't currently own it. Under no circumstances. Am I voting

720
00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:10,079
against Madame Lollary because I'm letting Alexander off for the

721
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:15,119
same reasons I'm letting a Tila off the hook, because

722
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,960
Attilla probably did cause more death and destruction than Henry Kissinger.

723
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:20,760
To be quite honest, but.

724
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know Alexander the Great had bad press.

725
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: No, I mean he was dope because he conquered so much.

726
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean with concoring comes comes people murdering, ending

727
00:38:31,639 --> 00:38:32,440
bloodlines and that.

728
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, i'd've read this whole thing yet,

729
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,239
But is Julius Caesar on the list? He's not because

730
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,920
Julius Caesar was responsible for the deaths of like a

731
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,400
million galls.

732
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, good point.

733
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 2: So I'm taking Lollary over Alexander the Great.

734
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: All right, we'll go Lollary, the Lollary the fifteen knocks

735
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,079
off the two. I'm okay with that. I'm fine with that.

736
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,159
Let's get to the next part of the bracket. We

737
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:07,280
got Genghis verse ilsa coke, the plane obviously, the bitch,

738
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:13,239
the butcher lod Oh yeah, lady as Rob pult is

739
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:17,679
a drink. Oh we're getting deep into this. Where are

740
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:21,239
we going with Jenkis first ilsa? What are you thinking, Scott?

741
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,400
I mean.

742
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 3: Controversial opinion there?

743
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: All right, So what we said about Alexander the Great?

744
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,199
Uh con Yes, he killed all these people but didn't

745
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,440
want to build. Just moved on, right, just left the

746
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,559
path of destruction. Right now, they have lower the Earth's

747
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,039
temperature carbon footprint. Yeah, so some could argue one of

748
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:47,719
the greenest people to ever live easily.

749
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,199
Speaker 3: He was like big on rape though, that was him,

750
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,199
big rape guy.

751
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just allowing his soldiers to enjoy the I'm.

752
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,679
Speaker 2: Not letting gangus off the hook the way I am

753
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,960
Alexander Attila.

754
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right, be yeah, yeah, same, he moves on.

755
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:13,199
Then we got the eight nine matchup Ben Lauden verse

756
00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:21,760
Ryan hard Hadrich. Hadrich was the principal architect of the Holocaust,

757
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,960
described by Hitler as the man with the iron heart.

758
00:40:27,679 --> 00:40:30,079
All right, where are we going here?

759
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,559
Speaker 2: I'm taking I think Ben Lotten's overrated personally, Like if

760
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,880
Ben laden had founded Isis or something. I don't know.

761
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:40,400
It's not that he's not burning in hell and a

762
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,039
horrible person.

763
00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:43,679
Speaker 1: I was just a part of the wah hobbyism cult.

764
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm taking the guy who you know, they're taking Hitler's

765
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,559
offensive coordinator on the Holocaust.

766
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 3: Essentially, I feel bad having a knockoff bin Lauden this early.

767
00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: Same with whu'saying man, yeah true, I at least get

768
00:40:59,360 --> 00:40:59,960
no respect for.

769
00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: I have a little bit more like personal connection with

770
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,840
beIN Lauden and was never in Iraq. So I'm like

771
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,239
this one hurts a little bit more, but I gotta

772
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,320
go with the Hadrich Is that his name?

773
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: Ryan Hard? Yeah?

774
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,159
Speaker 2: Hatred Ryan hat.

775
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,039
Speaker 1: Then we got here Hido, who we previously mentioned versus

776
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:18,920
King John.

777
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,559
Speaker 2: I thought this one was interesting on the list, he

778
00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:26,480
obviously being the one forced to sign the Magna Carta,

779
00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:28,920
although I feel bad for him because he had to

780
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,440
rule while his asshole brother was just like, good to

781
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,880
go do war. Hooray.

782
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: That's all I care about.

783
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 2: Richard the Lionheart.

784
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:40,519
Speaker 1: He is believed to have murdered his own nephew to

785
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:44,119
secure the throne and often starved opponents, including women and children,

786
00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:48,599
to death. He is known as Lackland. He lost Normandy

787
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:51,880
and nearly all other French territories to King Philip the Second.

788
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,000
He used fines, taxes, and abuse the wives and daughters

789
00:41:56,039 --> 00:42:00,360
of his nobles to keep them in check. Following his failures,

790
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,880
his barons rebelled and forced him to sign the Magna

791
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,199
Carta in twelve fifteen, which he immediately tried to renounce

792
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:08,480
and promote a civil war.

793
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,639
Speaker 2: Of course, keyword tried.

794
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: No he did, he consed him civil war.

795
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 2: He did close the war. Okay, eh, don't care. Japanese

796
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,280
World War two? Your heto moving on? Okay, because we

797
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:29,519
never It's criminal that what was tojo a seven?

798
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 3: From here?

799
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: Hetos a five underseeded you here heto all day.

800
00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:38,519
Speaker 1: Listen, they're just well represented. We also have another you know,

801
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,079
Japanese scientists later, oh scientist.

802
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:45,199
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Speaker 1: Next tip, we have Nero, your boy Rol's favorite.

862
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: Mine, Yeah, I mean the ultimate Christian persecutor, and then

863
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:02,239
obviously kick his pregnant wife to death because she yelled

864
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,480
at him for in the stomach. By the way, Scott,

865
00:46:06,079 --> 00:46:08,320
what yeah, that's how he kicked her to death. He

866
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,960
kicked her in the stomach till she miscarried.

867
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: And then he was sad and caused his eunuchue boy

868
00:46:13,519 --> 00:46:15,800
to dress up like his ex wife that he killed.

869
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 2: No, well close, what close? He was sad that he

870
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,920
killed his ex wife and missed her. Then he saw

871
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:25,599
some boy who looked like her on the street and

872
00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:28,760
turned him into a unuch. Oh no, and then bft

873
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,280
him for the rest of his life.

874
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 3: Okay, And then.

875
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,559
Speaker 1: He also met a pretty gris amandin Nero no his

876
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,480
boy lover.

877
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 2: So his boy lover. I mean, I think he was

878
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,360
like he wasn't like super young. I think he was

879
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,760
like seventeen eighteen nineteen, but just fair, you know what

880
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,519
I mean. I think he killed himself. But what they

881
00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,800
were going to do was have him be like raped

882
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,880
to death by giraffes, by gladiators, by gladiators, and they're

883
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,079
gonna put him out there and just have gladiator or

884
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,039
after gladiator tear him up until.

885
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: He verse Another African warlord, Jean Badel Bakassa. He sees

886
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,280
power in Central Africa's Republic on New Year's Eve in

887
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,840
nineteen sixty five, overthrown his cousin and became president on

888
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,199
January first, nineteen sixty six. He renamed the country to

889
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,039
the Central African Empire, crowned himself Emperor Bucassa the First.

890
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:30,119
In nineteen seventy seven, he threw a lavish, Napoleonic style

891
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:34,559
coronation which costs the country roughly thirty million dollars, destroying

892
00:47:34,559 --> 00:47:39,440
the nation's economy. Sweet Sweet ordered the murder of around

893
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:43,280
one hundred students in April nineteen seventy nine because they

894
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:48,599
refused to wear expensive uniforms made by one of his wives,

895
00:47:48,679 --> 00:47:51,639
like one of and I mean he would routinely have

896
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:54,960
people killed and have a chef prepare their bodies so

897
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
we could consume their flesh.

898
00:47:57,199 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a cannibal.

899
00:47:58,039 --> 00:47:58,599
Speaker 1: It's cannibal.

900
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 2: Look, I respect Becassa's program, but Nero is a blue blood.

901
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,119
Speaker 3: Yeah.

902
00:48:06,159 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: I like what Picasa's building. But like, we'll see you

903
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:15,119
again next year. Yeah, you're just not gonna knock off Nero.

904
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 2: No, that's an insane neuro's type of program. Like it look,

905
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,280
is he gonna get to the Elite eight? Who knows?

906
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,559
But like he just doesn't lose first round games, you

907
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:27,360
know what I mean. Like he's a second perpetual, second

908
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,599
weekend time type of guy.

909
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: Next up to six to eleven matchup Vlad the Impaler

910
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,880
My guy versus my gal Empress Wu for those unfamiliar.

911
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,000
Originally a concubine to the Emperor, Wu became the empress

912
00:48:47,199 --> 00:48:51,639
of his son, eventually manipulating the court and deposing her

913
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,519
own sons, an infant daughter to become the only woman

914
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,159
in Chinese history to rule in her own right now,

915
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,440
having so many family members so killed so many people

916
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,840
around her, But you know, she had a rule with

917
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,920
an iron fist.

918
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,159
Speaker 2: One imagines. I mean, I feel like every ruler of China,

919
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,400
just out of habit kills three million people that you

920
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,840
don't know about. So her numbers have got to be great.

921
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: They gotta be good as soon as you get into

922
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,920
power the way, all right, who are we killing first?

923
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:23,440
You know where we sing the troops? We got to

924
00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:24,280
kill millions?

925
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:29,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Vlad kind of an ungrateful piece of shit,

926
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,000
you know. Yeah, technically he was a slave right to

927
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:37,360
the Ottoman Empire. Yeah, but they traded him pretty well.

928
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:38,559
Speaker 2: Well, he was a hostage.

929
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:42,679
Speaker 1: He was a hostage. Yeah, turned against his boy Mahmed.

930
00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 2: Also piece of shit.

931
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: Also, you know he took down Constantinople.

932
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,159
Speaker 3: Oh what a dick.

933
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: I know. But the med's kind of dope. And I'm

934
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,719
really saying this from a place of only watching the

935
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,320
Netflix documentary.

936
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 2: It's fair, so it had it.

937
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: It was I'm pretty sure made by Turkish media, so

938
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,760
he definitely had a slant. But it made me feel like, oh, dude,

939
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,000
flat kind of had it all and he turned his

940
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,440
back on his boy, And I think that's his biggest sin,

941
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:14,800
turn your back on your boy.

942
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's his biggest sin.

943
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,559
Speaker 1: Besides him paling you know, most of the country.

944
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,559
Speaker 2: Including his own people, to send a message or something

945
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:21,960
like that.

946
00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: He yeah, I did, kind of like a burn it

947
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,719
all down type situation.

948
00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

949
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 3: Oh was he impaling like civilians too?

950
00:50:29,599 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 2: Women? Children?

951
00:50:30,639 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's flat yeah, flat all day to the

952
00:50:35,519 --> 00:50:38,360
point where it like literally shook the Sultan themed like

953
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,480
he's walking through a field of just I think thousands

954
00:50:41,519 --> 00:50:42,440
of people being mpelled.

955
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 3: What that takes so much time, I'd be exhausted.

956
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,559
Speaker 1: I mean there's plenty of stakes, plenty of hands.

957
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 2: He didn't do it by himself, well, working for the

958
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,559
guy that got again do this whole town, Like, oh god,

959
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,039
damn it, I hate this job.

960
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,079
Speaker 1: Wood's kind of a battie. She's a symbol of femine

961
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,519
from whoror to empress. Yeah, I got Vlad. Okay, what

962
00:51:06,519 --> 00:51:07,119
about you guys?

963
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,039
Speaker 3: Lad?

964
00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

965
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 3: Lad?

966
00:51:12,079 --> 00:51:18,519
Speaker 1: Alrighty. And then in the three fourteen matchup, I think

967
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,639
this is my favorite to win the tournament in the

968
00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:25,880
three underseated. I've actually done an episode on this man.

969
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:29,960
Believe in he is the worst man to ever live.

970
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,360
Han Xi Kwang, the man that started the Typing rebellion

971
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:45,480
okay verse Pinochet in Chile, Hang led the Typing rebellion,

972
00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:50,400
initially claiming to be Jesus' brother, remember that. Yeah, yeah,

973
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,920
But people didn't follow him for that. They thought he's weird.

974
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:59,559
So he leaned into Marxism, he leaned into communism.

975
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,199
Speaker 2: You know, if one religion doesn't work, go to another.

976
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: And like you said, in China, something happens. You blink

977
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,920
and how many people die? How many people died in

978
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,280
the typing rebellin If you had to guess.

979
00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:16,119
Speaker 2: Uh, twenty two million?

980
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, five million, thirty million people.

981
00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: God damn well, this manager responsible for the death of

982
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,400
thirty million Chinese.

983
00:52:26,199 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had that many, dude, They got bodies.

984
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 2: Pinochet's soft. Pinochet, in comparison, is like a mid major

985
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,440
that was like the eighth best team in their league

986
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,400
and just went on a run in their conference tournament,

987
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,239
you know what I mean? Like Pinochet is just not

988
00:52:40,639 --> 00:52:42,280
up to up to stuff, right.

989
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: He got the auto bed.

990
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:43,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

991
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:48,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you want to hear Pinochet's kind

992
00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:48,920
of record.

993
00:52:48,639 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear the thirty million people he killed.

994
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:55,559
Speaker 1: Not even close he killed. He's responsible for about thirty

995
00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:58,960
one hundred deaths.

996
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 2: So what giquant and dated and afternoon?

997
00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: Tens of thousands of people were tortured and over a

998
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,920
thousand are still missing. Pinochet shut down Congress, banded political parties,

999
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,960
and created secret police to eliminate opposition. Roughly two hundred

1000
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,599
thousand people were forced into exile. But yeah, I don't

1001
00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:19,199
think it's close.

1002
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, you had a nice season, Pinochet. I get

1003
00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:22,599
out of the way.

1004
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: We got the seven to ten matchup of Kim Ill.

1005
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 2: Song the original the og yeah.

1006
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: Verse, Gene Combonda their name sound familiar off the top

1007
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,119
of my head. Nope, maybe I'm saying it wrong. But

1008
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,679
he was the prime Minister of Rwanda.

1009
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:46,639
Speaker 2: Well that's all I need to hear.

1010
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: And I believe he is the only person that's ever

1011
00:53:49,079 --> 00:53:52,000
like pleaded guilty to a genocide.

1012
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:56,599
Speaker 2: Oh good for him, so he owned up to it.

1013
00:53:58,199 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: Gene Combonda verse. Kim Ill Song Song was installed by

1014
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,320
the Soviet Union as the leader of North Korea, becoming

1015
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,559
the premiere in nineteen forty eight and initiated the Korean War.

1016
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh cool.

1017
00:54:11,079 --> 00:54:12,159
Speaker 3: Okay, so people.

1018
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 2: Forget about the Korean War. Like I feel like, well,

1019
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,199
the Korean War actually doesn't get a bad rap because

1020
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,400
like what do you want to say, Like they invaded

1021
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,880
South Korea like it was an actual Like same with

1022
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:25,199
desert storm, right, like that country we fought, like invaded

1023
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,639
another country and we went and did something about it.

1024
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,280
Fuck Kim Ilsong, I mean, the Rwanda guy all day Rwand,

1025
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,360
I mean I grew up with it, so maybe that's why.

1026
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: But like it's got a special place in your heart.

1027
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean just all them.

1028
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: I grew up a big Rwanda fan.

1029
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:41,079
Speaker 3: It just.

1030
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: And they they're like Villanova for me.

1031
00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and they did everything with machetes. I

1032
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,400
feel like like it was just they were hacking off

1033
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,159
hands left and right, like yeah going rot.

1034
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: Also like under reported the amount of rape that happened.

1035
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,639
Oh it wasn't just dudes getting executed, Yeah, their wives

1036
00:55:00,639 --> 00:55:05,559
also got raped. Then we got the two fifteen matchup.

1037
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,000
We got a man that I feel like is kind

1038
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:18,119
of uh disrespected. Okay, we got Tamerlane Tamberlaine. Yeah. Verse

1039
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:25,360
Godfrey of Bouillion. Tamerlane was a fourteenth century Turko Mongol

1040
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,400
conqueror who created a vast empire in Central Asia, but

1041
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:33,000
is widely considered one of history's most brutal leaders. His

1042
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:38,400
military campaigns caused an estimated seventeen million deaths, approximately five

1043
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,679
percent of the world's population at the time, through massacres,

1044
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:48,559
destructions of cities, and building very special monuments. In fourteen

1045
00:55:48,599 --> 00:55:53,760
oh one, he had ninety thousand inhabitants of Baghdad beheaded

1046
00:55:54,400 --> 00:56:00,559
to construct a tower made of skulls. Whoa he had

1047
00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:03,440
ninety thousand people killed to create a skull tower.

1048
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what does he think he is Qatar

1049
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,880
hosting a World Cup.

1050
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,119
Speaker 1: He never lost a major battle in his forty four

1051
00:56:12,199 --> 00:56:18,719
year career. He established the Timrid Empire, expanding from modern

1052
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,760
day Turkey to India and claiming to be the Sword

1053
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,360
of Islam, targeted bad Muslims or non Muslims. His campaigns

1054
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,239
devastated so many Muslim cities that you know, he kind

1055
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,679
of went against everything he staid for.

1056
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little bit. I mean Tamerlane all day, dude, sounds.

1057
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 3: Like a baller. Yeah.

1058
00:56:39,079 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: Godfrey is associated with the indiscriminate killing of Muslim and

1059
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,880
Jewish inhabitants during the ten ninety nine siege and capture

1060
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,679
of Jerusalem. He is implicated in the violent luden and

1061
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,400
massacre of Jewish populations in the Rhymeland while marching to

1062
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,760
the Holy Land to finance his crusade.

1063
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 2: Boy, double anti Semitic there killing Jews because he thought

1064
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:07,239
because he wanted their money.

1065
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,159
Speaker 1: Who were going with?

1066
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:13,519
Speaker 2: I think tamer lay and the number is alone.

1067
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,559
Speaker 1: Gotta wrap up that part of the bracket. Move on

1068
00:57:19,599 --> 00:57:23,800
to Stalin. We got Joey Stalin versus another one of

1069
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:29,280
your guys, Robina Thomas Thistlewood. Now for the people at home,

1070
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:31,679
tell us who Thomas Thistlewood was.

1071
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: I don't remember.

1072
00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: You did an episode on like a month ago.

1073
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: I don't remember. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, A lot of times.

1074
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,280
I just remember the thing, not that. Yeah. He was

1075
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:48,760
a Jamaican slave plantation owner who kept like very detailed diaries.

1076
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,679
It's one of the reason, it's one of the reasons

1077
00:57:51,719 --> 00:57:55,880
we know so much about how bad Caribean slavery was.

1078
00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:00,000
He's in Jamaica and boy, he could not stop rape.

1079
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:05,559
I mean, he sexually assaulted like every slave on his

1080
00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:07,880
properly tortured the ship out of slaves. You'd have them

1081
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,840
like whipped and then pour like lime like whipped to fuck,

1082
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,920
and then pour like lime juice and chili like like

1083
00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:19,239
peppers into their wounds and then leave them out all

1084
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,039
night so like the flies and mosquitoes could feast on them.

1085
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 3: Yeah damn.

1086
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 2: Oh, and he made slaves ship and other slaves mouths

1087
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,920
as a punishment some mite like that. They didn't not,

1088
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,960
none of them checked that box unfortunately.

1089
00:58:32,039 --> 00:58:35,039
Speaker 1: All right, I think he punches up above his weight.

1090
00:58:35,559 --> 00:58:36,920
But obviously Stalin's moving on.

1091
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,159
Speaker 2: I think this feels like a Siena Duke matchup.

1092
00:58:39,199 --> 00:58:41,159
Speaker 1: I was about to say the same thing. Yeah, yeah,

1093
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,440
scares them in the first half. Yeah Stalin wakes up yep.

1094
00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah again though funny because probably a person who would

1095
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,559
personally morally repulse Stalin.

1096
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 3: As soon as he starts seeing the shitting And.

1097
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, then in the eight to nine matchup, we got

1098
00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:05,840
Joey Manzelle. I think that's how he says his name, right,

1099
00:59:06,159 --> 00:59:09,280
I don't know. The Angel of Death was a SS

1100
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:14,880
physician at the Auschwitz concentration camp conducted sadistic lethal experiments

1101
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,800
on prisoners, primarily twins and children, and directed the selection

1102
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,760
process that sent hundreds of thousands to gas chambers. He

1103
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:28,679
injected chemicals in the eyes, force fed poisons, and deliberately

1104
00:59:28,719 --> 00:59:34,159
infected them with diseases like tuberculosis and typhus. He performed

1105
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:40,719
surgeries without anesthesia, amputated limbs, removed organs to study limits

1106
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,800
of human endurance. He tried to create artificial conjoined twins

1107
00:59:46,159 --> 00:59:49,440
by stitching together multiple kids.

1108
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 2: All Right, well, I guess make a case for this

1109
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,639
other guy, because.

1110
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is maybe the worst Nazi.

1111
00:59:59,719 --> 01:00:03,559
Speaker 2: On a like personal level. Yeah, like this is like Delphi.

1112
01:00:03,639 --> 01:00:06,280
This is the reason Lallari got the dub over Alexander,

1113
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,280
the great type of shit, Like it's just yeah, good

1114
01:00:10,519 --> 01:00:12,760
fuck this guy. Let's hear the other one.

1115
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,119
Speaker 1: Except we have Asher Banipaul Considered one of the most

1116
01:00:18,159 --> 01:00:22,679
brutal Neo Assyrian kings. He was known for extreme cruelty

1117
01:00:22,679 --> 01:00:29,039
and warfare, including flaying, impaling, and dismembering enemies. He used

1118
01:00:29,079 --> 01:00:33,079
intense violence to handle revolts. He also notably engaged in bloody,

1119
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,960
destructive civil war against his brother, leading to the sacking

1120
01:00:37,239 --> 01:00:43,039
of Babylon. He had captive tongues cut out, skinned leaders

1121
01:00:43,079 --> 01:00:47,440
alive and forced kings to live in kennels with dogs.

1122
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,719
Speaker 2: I mean, the last one didn't sound that bad compared

1123
01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:52,760
to everything else. Right, you get to be in a

1124
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,880
dog pack, or you get skinned alive.

1125
01:00:55,039 --> 01:01:00,679
Speaker 3: All of that's really bad for Asher Bannipaul. But man

1126
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,519
Gel just did it as like a scientist doctor.

1127
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,039
Speaker 2: He did it. Yeah.

1128
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:07,519
Speaker 3: He wasn't conquering things. He was just oh, you know,

1129
01:01:07,679 --> 01:01:09,920
you know what sounds cooling? Yeah.

1130
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,719
Speaker 1: I also, and he did it on kids.

1131
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,719
Speaker 2: That's more kids. I mean, I'm sure Estra Panopaul had

1132
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,920
quite a few kids killed. But at the end of

1133
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,079
the day, if I got to choose between some dude

1134
01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:22,400
who's alive in seven hundred BC or some guy who's

1135
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:27,440
alive within living memory, I'm gonna take the Nazi doctor.

1136
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, who I believe just died normally of like natural causes.

1137
01:01:33,519 --> 01:01:36,119
Speaker 2: What what year? In three?

1138
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: I think he died in the Argentina in like the

1139
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,760
seven fuck he got away you.

1140
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 2: Had to like watch Germany win a World Cup.

1141
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:49,599
Speaker 1: Let me see, uh when did he die? He died

1142
01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:54,920
in nineteen seventy nine in Brazil at the edge of

1143
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:01,000
sixty seven. Yeah, fuck that guy. You know, the worst

1144
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:06,840
people do live the longest the five twelve matchup. We

1145
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:15,639
got Tally Pasha verse Randavallana the first I know these people, Okay.

1146
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:19,119
As leader of the Committee of the Union and Progress,

1147
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:25,760
Pasha implemented a policy of Turkification targeted Armenians, Greeks and

1148
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,039
Assyrians for elimination. O.

1149
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 2: Well, I don't believe that this happened.

1150
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,599
Speaker 1: So uh that's the official word of the Turkish government.

1151
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is a tough, big mountain to climb

1152
01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:37,599
here for me.

1153
01:02:38,519 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: He sent encrypto telegrams ordering the deportation and destruction of

1154
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,679
the Armenian population.

1155
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:46,199
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.

1156
01:02:46,519 --> 01:02:51,039
Speaker 1: He micromanaged the process tracking population figures in his notebook

1157
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:57,039
to ensure systematic eradication. Pasha deemed the survival of Armenian

1158
01:02:57,159 --> 01:03:01,599
children detrimental to the country of Turkey, commanding they not

1159
01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:03,519
be protected and dismissed.

1160
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah he did the hard quote Armenian genocide. Um, you know, why.

1161
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: Are you riding for Turkey here or the Ottoman Empire's

1162
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,159
F'm the one with Turkish blood.

1163
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 2: It's just funny to me that they like get off

1164
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,760
the hook for It's just like boy, oh, to be

1165
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,880
a country no one cares about you can just be like, yeah,

1166
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,760
we didn't do that, and everyone's like that was the

1167
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,039
old us, that the honest. No, they just say it

1168
01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:32,800
never happened though, and everyone's just like if you were

1169
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,519
a real country, we hold you to. It's like a

1170
01:03:34,599 --> 01:03:36,440
dude like on the fringe of your friend group who's

1171
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,199
like saying they did something sweet and you know it

1172
01:03:38,199 --> 01:03:38,800
didn't happen.

1173
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,679
Speaker 1: They're trying to chirp us a couple of months back

1174
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:45,360
because their special forces won the special Forces competition.

1175
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,679
Speaker 3: Oh I don't think that means anything.

1176
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like pretend.

1177
01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,039
Speaker 2: Did they even send our best guy like sorry, we

1178
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:53,559
were working.

1179
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,519
Speaker 3: No, they never do. They never send your like best guys.

1180
01:03:57,679 --> 01:04:02,679
They send whatever you're like b team is that's like

1181
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,840
off of rotation or maybe they got in trouble for

1182
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,280
fucking off. Like hey, you guys have to go do

1183
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,000
this bullshit competition that you don't want to do.

1184
01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you actually know you're a shitty Navy seal if

1185
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,400
you have to go to that competition.

1186
01:04:13,519 --> 01:04:16,199
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, Yeah, and yeah you don't want to go

1187
01:04:16,239 --> 01:04:17,880
do that. Oh I gotta go fly here and like

1188
01:04:18,079 --> 01:04:21,960
train kind of for a thing that doesn't matter. And

1189
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,119
it's usually the team that's punished has to go do something.

1190
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 2: Like it's like being in a long drive competition when

1191
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,199
the masters are going on, like it's just you're not

1192
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:30,960
a real golfer.

1193
01:04:31,239 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: Yea, Bryce will try to do both, now, Queen Ranavallana,

1194
01:04:38,599 --> 01:04:40,239
I had no idea. If I'm saying that right, probably not.

1195
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,679
She enforced a severe system of forced labor for public

1196
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:50,440
works and agriculture in Madagascar. The infamous eighteen forty five

1197
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:54,280
Buffalo Hunt forced over fifty thousand people on a sixteen

1198
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,239
week expedition, resulting in an estimated ten thousand deaths from

1199
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:03,360
hunger and malaria. In eighteen thirty five, she officially forbade

1200
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:08,159
the practice of Christianity. Converts were subjected to severe punishment,

1201
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:13,719
being dangled over cliffs, burned, or poisoned. She ordered the

1202
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,760
execution of her rivals, captured French soldiers whose heads were

1203
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:23,239
impaled on spears, and anyone suspected of disloyalty, earning her

1204
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:28,760
the nickname the female Caligula. It's a good nickname kind of,

1205
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,000
but also when you have somebody else who's in this

1206
01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:35,840
bracket's name as your name, yeah, kind of loosom.

1207
01:05:35,559 --> 01:05:39,119
Speaker 2: Steam Matta Gascar Low key doesn't get enough. Like I've said,

1208
01:05:39,159 --> 01:05:41,119
I said this on a very recent show. Actually, like

1209
01:05:41,199 --> 01:05:43,000
it's kind of fucked up place that you just never

1210
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:43,599
hear about.

1211
01:05:44,599 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: Well, she stopped all foreign trade and attempted complete isolation.

1212
01:05:49,039 --> 01:05:53,199
Speaker 2: That always works smart, especially since like their whole thing

1213
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,960
is they're like the like one of the only places

1214
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,599
in the world with vanilla or something like that. Like

1215
01:05:57,679 --> 01:06:00,480
a lot of vanilla comes from That sounds right, Ascar,

1216
01:06:02,639 --> 01:06:04,880
So your vanilla is not ethically sourced. Just so you know,

1217
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,599
every vanilla ice cream cone.

1218
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,119
Speaker 1: You have blood was spilled blood.

1219
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:14,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's blood vanilla. There's only blood vanilla in fact u. Yeah,

1220
01:06:14,159 --> 01:06:17,159
I'll go with the Armenian genocide, especially because he was

1221
01:06:17,199 --> 01:06:18,320
real in the weeds with it.

1222
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was like writing it down in his notebooks. Yeah,

1223
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,800
kind of being a little two hands on.

1224
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,719
Speaker 3: He was kind of like just to make sure that

1225
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,199
they were more efficient and got everyone they were supposed

1226
01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:29,400
to be.

1227
01:06:29,639 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 2: Very Nazi asque. Yeah, real sabermetrics genocide guy.

1228
01:06:34,519 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: The four thirteen matchup, we have Ivan, the Terrible. Ivan

1229
01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:44,079
accused an entire city of treason, resulting in the slaughter

1230
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:49,320
of the thirty thousand citizens and a violent outburst. He

1231
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,280
killed his son and heir with a staff, which he

1232
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:59,360
crippled the succession and contributed to the Russia's time of troubles.

1233
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 2: There was a very funny painting of that. He looks

1234
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:08,159
like a hobo and he's like gripping his like dead son,

1235
01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:10,719
and he's like, oh, but he looks crazy.

1236
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 3: He actually seen that crazy.

1237
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,199
Speaker 2: He looks like a crazy old wizard.

1238
01:07:14,519 --> 01:07:19,199
Speaker 1: He's going against yah Yah Khan the thirteen seed. Ya

1239
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,320
Ya Khan ordered a brutal crackdown, leading to massive civilian

1240
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,679
casualties and the nineteen seventy one Bangladesh genocide where millions

1241
01:07:27,719 --> 01:07:28,440
of people died.

1242
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 2: Gotta say. Gotta say, and when you're in that part

1243
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,199
of the world too, you're just.

1244
01:07:37,199 --> 01:07:40,079
Speaker 1: The numbers, I guess are just easier in China and India. Yea,

1245
01:07:40,119 --> 01:07:41,760
in Bangladesh or.

1246
01:07:41,559 --> 01:07:45,239
Speaker 2: Any Pakistan and any Indonesia, any type of country like that,

1247
01:07:45,639 --> 01:07:48,159
you're just gonna rack up stats.

1248
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's putting up numbers on a bad team.

1249
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. If you're an NBA player getting like thirty

1250
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,239
a night on the Wizards, Like it's not a real thirty,

1251
01:07:58,679 --> 01:08:01,920
but someone's got to do it. It looks good. On paper.

1252
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he failed to hand over power in the nineteen

1253
01:08:06,519 --> 01:08:09,920
seventy election, which led to a civil war. His poor

1254
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,320
decision making led to the surrender of Pakisstani forces to

1255
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,720
India in December of nineteen seventy one, causing the country

1256
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,680
to be split. And yeah, a lot of people just

1257
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,319
say he was kind of a coward and a lot

1258
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:25,439
of these decisions he made were out of just fear,

1259
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:30,680
you know, gross, I've in the terrible that's a hard name.

1260
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,319
Speaker 2: But I gotta go with Yaya's numbers here numbers.

1261
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 1: And also he's doing this not from like a place

1262
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:44,119
of I don't know, enthusiasm, what he like accidentally cause

1263
01:08:44,199 --> 01:08:46,479
millions of people to die. Well, if he's concidentally, but

1264
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,359
he's just incompetent, which is worse.

1265
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,079
Speaker 2: I don't I actually think that's that saves him to

1266
01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:51,680
some extent.

1267
01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: We're going Yaya.

1268
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:57,119
Speaker 2: I'm still going Yaya. But like, in competence isn't the same.

1269
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,399
That doesn't make you evil if you're stupid.

1270
01:09:00,199 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: Well, it's not evils. Who's the biggest piece of shit?

1271
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,159
Speaker 2: All right, all right, fair enough, I'll go yeah, yea,

1272
01:09:05,239 --> 01:09:06,760
though the numbers are you know.

1273
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,319
Speaker 1: In the six to eleven matchup winner of the playing

1274
01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:18,840
game Andrew Jackson going against King she Hong Kin. She

1275
01:09:19,039 --> 01:09:23,319
had massive infrastructure projects, including early versions of the Great Wall,

1276
01:09:25,199 --> 01:09:29,880
his massive tomb and the Epang Palace costs thousands of

1277
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:34,640
death due to his uh, you know, building projects. Vanity,

1278
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:40,560
his vanity. He ordered the destruction of historical text and

1279
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:50,199
classic literature, famously buryan scholars alive. Wow, he didn't like books.

1280
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,760
Later in his life he became paranoid, searching for elixtures

1281
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,640
of life, which included drinking poisonous mercury.

1282
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you get a if you if you gotta

1283
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,439
make yourself immune to death by almost dying every day

1284
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:04,439
one hundred times.

1285
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:12,039
Speaker 1: So yeah, he's early China. Maybe don't kill the scholars,

1286
01:10:12,039 --> 01:10:13,560
you know, come up with your alexa alive.

1287
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:18,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a great plan. I'm not he beats

1288
01:10:18,119 --> 01:10:20,840
Andrew Jackson. I don't think Andrew Jackson did like good

1289
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,439
things too. He was the first person that had any

1290
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:27,840
like wide suffrage, like the reason that it stopped being

1291
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,680
land owning white men who could vote, and it was

1292
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,000
all white men, which was the first step of suffrage.

1293
01:10:32,239 --> 01:10:35,199
Then after the Civil War it was all men, and

1294
01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:37,880
then you know it was, you know, all basically all

1295
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:41,159
adults after the women got the right to vote. But

1296
01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:43,039
Andrew Jackson was the first one. He was the first

1297
01:10:43,079 --> 01:10:47,640
major suffrage movement. There's other things. He held the Union together,

1298
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,119
knew John Calhoun was a big piece of shit, even

1299
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:53,119
though Jackson owned slaves. Do I'm just not putting Andrew

1300
01:10:53,159 --> 01:10:56,600
Jackson over anyone else other than Jed Gruber. I guess right.

1301
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:01,640
Speaker 1: Next up we have the three fourteen matchup, idiot, mean

1302
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:06,119
the three The Butcher of Uganda massacred up to a

1303
01:11:06,119 --> 01:11:09,399
half million people. Like you said, African warlords just kind of.

1304
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 2: Their numbers are underrated. Like it's fucked. I mean, like

1305
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:16,439
even like if you go back to go watch black

1306
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:20,000
Hawk Down and they talk about how like like like

1307
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,960
a million people die in that famine that was, like,

1308
01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:26,560
I mean, just like when shit happens in Africa or China,

1309
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:31,600
the numbers are bananas. It's fucked. It's fucked.

1310
01:11:34,399 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy two, he ordered the expulsion of approximately

1311
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:42,039
sixty thousand Asians, mostly of Indian descent, who ran the

1312
01:11:42,079 --> 01:11:48,560
country's economy into economic ruin and POVERA nice not the

1313
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:48,840
way to go.

1314
01:11:49,119 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 3: We did it.

1315
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 2: We got rid of the bureaucrats, and it's like you

1316
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:57,279
get rid of the driver. He got rid of the guy.

1317
01:11:57,359 --> 01:12:02,520
Fly the pilot fly in this plane, you ask, and

1318
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,960
that's what a pilot is on a plane.

1319
01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:07,119
Speaker 1: He was known for keeping the severed heads of his

1320
01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:11,000
opponents in his freezer. It's just a lot of space

1321
01:12:11,079 --> 01:12:11,560
kept free.

1322
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 2: I mean he can afford a lot of freezers though.

1323
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:14,720
There's just like twenty.

1324
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,279
Speaker 1: I think it's a garage freezer.

1325
01:12:16,319 --> 01:12:19,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's what it was called the chest freezers.

1326
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: You have that. Yeah, nothing runs better than like a

1327
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:22,760
garage fridge.

1328
01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:25,159
Speaker 3: You open up the wrong fridge that you're grabbing beers like,

1329
01:12:25,159 --> 01:12:26,359
oh fuck, the head fridge.

1330
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 2: Damn it.

1331
01:12:27,239 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 3: I didn't want to see that again.

1332
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: Your dad's had a fridge in the garage where you know,

1333
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,039
the shed that's been running for forty years.

1334
01:12:33,159 --> 01:12:37,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, it's usually the old kitchen fridge. You get

1335
01:12:37,039 --> 01:12:38,680
a new fridge, that one goes in the garage.

1336
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:41,319
Speaker 2: My mom was trying to say the other day because

1337
01:12:41,359 --> 01:12:44,760
we have like an ancient basement fridge instead of a

1338
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:49,199
garage fridge, and she's like, oh, probably so bad for

1339
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:51,119
the environment, and I was like, no, it's great for

1340
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:53,680
the environment because because that fridge still exists. They didn't

1341
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,279
have to make a new fridge. That's better. It's not like,

1342
01:12:57,319 --> 01:12:59,479
what do you think it's not what do you think

1343
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:03,279
it's doing to the atmosphere that a factory that would

1344
01:13:03,319 --> 01:13:05,760
have to make you a new fridge isn't doing worse

1345
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,000
like you've been You're very green by keeping a fridge

1346
01:13:09,039 --> 01:13:10,720
around for forty years.

1347
01:13:11,119 --> 01:13:12,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.

1348
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 1: He's going up against Enver Haksha. I think I'm saying

1349
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,600
that right, the Stalinist dictator of Albania for forty years,

1350
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,520
ruling with an extremely brutal and paranoid regime that resulted

1351
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:30,520
in severe poverty, total isolation, and thousands of political executions.

1352
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:36,880
He transformed Albania into the North Korea of Europe, characterized

1353
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,760
by massive surveillance and strict ban of all religious practices

1354
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,239
and private car ownership.

1355
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 3: That's an interesting one.

1356
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,039
Speaker 2: So you just walk out and there's keys in any car,

1357
01:13:49,119 --> 01:13:51,479
and you're like, yup, yup, it's mine.

1358
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: Now, uh no, you couldn't drive.

1359
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 2: Oh, you just couldn't drive. Okay, that'd be funnier if

1360
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,159
it was just like there were a bunch of cars,

1361
01:13:57,239 --> 01:13:59,600
you don't own any of them. You just get lucky

1362
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,039
one day there's like a Porsche, but you have to

1363
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:05,560
like squirrel it away. Yeah, like in like a parking spot.

1364
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: Interesting, wouldn't be good, but it would be provocative.

1365
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:13,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're bigger gang of dudes, like protecting like the

1366
01:14:13,119 --> 01:14:14,960
cool car they got for like a week.

1367
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially what would happen is it would be like

1368
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,279
what happened to me, Like my very first day is

1369
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,520
a pledge, which is what it was, car adjacent which

1370
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:29,119
was very hard to find parking spots in Greektown at

1371
01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:32,199
at New Yiverssey, Missouri. So like I was literally going

1372
01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:33,560
to my first day in the house, some guy who

1373
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,840
I don't know walks in and goes, hey, it's a

1374
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,399
parking spot open right next to the house. Go stand

1375
01:14:38,399 --> 01:14:40,720
there till I get my car. Yeah, so I said

1376
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,000
to stand there and wait. So that's what happened. Guys

1377
01:14:43,039 --> 01:14:46,920
would just stand there next to sweet cars, and you

1378
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,199
would your guy who was in charge of you would

1379
01:14:50,199 --> 01:14:51,359
come get it and drive it around.

1380
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:52,359
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty easy.

1381
01:14:52,399 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 2: I'm gone, I mean underrated monster, although properly seated. I

1382
01:14:57,039 --> 01:14:58,479
think I think a three is good for.

1383
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: Him, perfect for him. Kind of like an Iowa State situation. Yes, yeah,

1384
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:10,000
next up, we're going back to Africa. He was the

1385
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:15,920
first president of Equatorial Guinea. He eliminated all political opposition,

1386
01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:21,039
intellectual and skilled professions, leading to the collapse of infrastructure

1387
01:15:21,079 --> 01:15:25,119
in the economy. He banned Western medicine, education, and the

1388
01:15:25,239 --> 01:15:30,319
word intellectual. He ordered the death of anyone who wore glasses.

1389
01:15:30,399 --> 01:15:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh it was Jake's episode.

1390
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 1: Jake did this episode a couple of years back. Yeah,

1391
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:38,319
you'll remember, had a pretty sweet execution at a stadium

1392
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:42,159
Christmas Eve nineteen sixty nine. He had one hundred and

1393
01:15:42,239 --> 01:15:46,800
fifty political prisoners executed. While those were the days played

1394
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:50,279
in the background over loud speakers, and guards were dressed

1395
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:51,000
like Santa Claus.

1396
01:15:51,399 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 2: What that sounds like an execution? You would excillentally find

1397
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,680
yourself at working by the way, I mean like you're

1398
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,760
just putting on a Santa Claus cost you and you're like, oh,

1399
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,920
sweet man, this would be a fun Christmas party. And

1400
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:07,920
then he handed a loaded ak and you're like, oh.

1401
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:12,319
Speaker 1: What nigema again? I have no idea expressed admiration for Hitler,

1402
01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:13,960
calling him the Savior of Africa.

1403
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 2: Hm hmm, all right. Not much of a reader, that guy,

1404
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,720
but obviously since he banned in Alectra.

1405
01:16:21,039 --> 01:16:22,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't be a nerd.

1406
01:16:22,359 --> 01:16:25,319
Speaker 2: He'd kill you, No, wasn't it didn't We call that

1407
01:16:25,359 --> 01:16:26,880
like nerd holocaust or something that.

1408
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 3: Wait, so he killed people who wore glasses if he.

1409
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 1: Wore glasses was on site?

1410
01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially he was walking around like the big Butch

1411
01:16:37,079 --> 01:16:39,439
got the big football player from Revenge of the Nerds.

1412
01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:45,239
He was just like no Ogre. I think his name

1413
01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:45,560
was Ogre.

1414
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:49,640
Speaker 1: Pretty good match up here, though, catches a tough draw.

1415
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,520
Gilly Deray.

1416
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 2: Not familiar with their game.

1417
01:16:55,279 --> 01:17:00,239
Speaker 1: French noblemen and military leader alongside Joan of Arc. After

1418
01:17:00,279 --> 01:17:03,199
retiring from battle, he engaged in a reign of terror

1419
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:09,119
which lasted approximately eight years, where he tortured, raped, and

1420
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:12,760
murdered hundreds of children, mostly boys between the ages of

1421
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:13,760
seven and fifteen.

1422
01:17:15,279 --> 01:17:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the nerd guy out of here.

1423
01:17:18,039 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 1: You can stop Joan of Arc just associating herself with

1424
01:17:21,239 --> 01:17:22,359
this guy. Not great.

1425
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:27,560
Speaker 2: Well he did this stuff later, right, she was already dead,

1426
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:33,359
I guess. Yeah, uhrd nerd guy's gone, so Gilly, Yeah,

1427
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,640
we could stop there.

1428
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 1: In the final matchup of the bracket, pullpot very deserving

1429
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,119
to seed. Oh yeah, Pulpot's a really bad guy. He

1430
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:47,039
doesn't give enough hate.

1431
01:17:48,039 --> 01:17:50,520
Speaker 2: He doesn't because he's like a sea tier communist leader.

1432
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: And again he's like the perfect example though, to show

1433
01:17:54,239 --> 01:17:59,000
anyone that tries to like prop up communism, just like Pullpot,

1434
01:17:59,119 --> 01:17:59,479
like look.

1435
01:17:59,399 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 2: At yeah, look at C and d TI your pieces

1436
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:05,800
of shit. Yeah, monsters. By the way, this is the

1437
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:07,000
guy Kissinger was bombing.

1438
01:18:08,199 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 3: It was oh okay, well.

1439
01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:12,640
Speaker 1: It's a patriot, dude. Imagine that matchup. They could face

1440
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:15,640
each other in the championship. Pull Pop versus Kissinger.

1441
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,640
Speaker 2: Was what Seed was. Kissinger he was a fourteen. He

1442
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,439
ain't making it that far, but yeah, yeah, yeah, he's

1443
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:20,239
in Hitler's bracket.

1444
01:18:20,239 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 1: Come on, now going up against Elizabeth Bathory now Countess.

1445
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:31,239
Elizabeth Bathory is famously considered one of history's most prolific

1446
01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:35,800
female serial killers, often nicknamed the Blood Countess for allegedly

1447
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:40,239
acts of torture and murder of young women, occasionally rumored

1448
01:18:40,279 --> 01:18:42,920
to have bathed in their blood to retain youth.

1449
01:18:43,159 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 2: Was this a Jake Episode two? We did this?

1450
01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:45,600
Speaker 1: I think so?

1451
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1452
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:46,680
Speaker 2: I think it was Jake.

1453
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,399
Speaker 1: She bathed in the blood of over six hundred and

1454
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:52,439
fifty victims.

1455
01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 3: Damn.

1456
01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:57,560
Speaker 1: Although she never stood trial and instead was confined to

1457
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:58,119
her castle.

1458
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:04,159
Speaker 2: I got to say not probably the first thing that

1459
01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:07,880
she could in my head, but that uti situation had

1460
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:08,840
to be a nightmare.

1461
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,119
Speaker 1: Not great. Yeah, bathing in blood, but let's remind you

1462
01:19:15,159 --> 01:19:18,079
Pullpot responsible for about two million deaths.

1463
01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah in a not that big country either. It's Pulpot

1464
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:24,079
all day.

1465
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:31,159
Speaker 1: Paul Pot moves on. Uh then last, I mean we're

1466
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:32,880
trudging through this right now.

1467
01:19:33,119 --> 01:19:34,720
Speaker 2: I mean it'll get quicker at because we're not gonna

1468
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:35,760
we don't need the history.

1469
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,520
Speaker 1: Of the backstory everybody. Once we get past this, we

1470
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,479
got one more bracket and then the matchups will go

1471
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:44,239
a little quicker. Yep, we got mal Of course you're

1472
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:49,399
one seed going against the first Grand Wizard of the KK.

1473
01:19:52,239 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 2: I mean Nathan Bedford Forrest wishes and I mean that sincerely. Actually,

1474
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,479
I think he wishes he could have killed on the

1475
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,840
scale of Mao, but he didn't.

1476
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:08,039
Speaker 1: But he didn't. Dude, There's kind of been some people

1477
01:20:08,079 --> 01:20:11,159
that are trying to like say, Mao didn't actually intend

1478
01:20:11,199 --> 01:20:12,119
to kill that many people.

1479
01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 2: We have a we have a that's one of the

1480
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,279
upcoming history bookstore sketches. Actually, he didn't mean to kill

1481
01:20:19,279 --> 01:20:21,760
those sparrows. It not really like that like that, but

1482
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:25,039
it's like MAO gets a mention, I should.

1483
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,399
Speaker 1: Say, okay, yeah, anyone that's kind of like propping up

1484
01:20:29,279 --> 01:20:31,119
that side of the aisle. They're always just like yeah, no,

1485
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:35,520
he gets kind of a painted with an unfair brush,

1486
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,640
and I think he gets painted with a perfectly fine brush.

1487
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1488
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,680
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of misunderstood people responsible for fifty

1489
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:46,039
million deaths. No, And at that point you don't need

1490
01:20:46,079 --> 01:20:51,239
to understand them that hard, Like, what's the worst what's

1491
01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:54,199
the best case scenario? Fifty million people died because he

1492
01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:54,920
was stupid.

1493
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:02,680
Speaker 1: That's still bad, right, still awful, right, Like it sounds

1494
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,800
like your hero your comment.

1495
01:21:04,159 --> 01:21:07,680
Speaker 2: At some point, if you've killed a million people and

1496
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,039
you're like, no, I still deserve to be in power.

1497
01:21:10,319 --> 01:21:12,880
At that point, you are evil for your own narcissism,

1498
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,039
even if the people are dying because of you're incompetence,

1499
01:21:15,159 --> 01:21:18,840
not because of malice. If you demand to keep the

1500
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:22,079
throne knowing that you're in competen they're gonna it's gonna

1501
01:21:22,159 --> 01:21:25,680
keep killing people. Yeah, I get the fuck out of that.

1502
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: Goodbye KKK, Yeah sorry Malmusan eight nine matchup. We got

1503
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:41,439
shiro Ishi verse, Christopher Columbus potentially Jewish yep.

1504
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:45,119
Speaker 3: I don't know who. I have a guest seeing Columbus

1505
01:21:45,119 --> 01:21:46,079
even here.

1506
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 1: Was a Japanese Army surgeon.

1507
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, that was my guess.

1508
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:55,359
Speaker 1: He was the one who directed Unit seven thirty one,

1509
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:02,159
a covert biological warfare unit during the Second Cino Japanese

1510
01:22:02,199 --> 01:22:07,159
War in World War Two. He oversaw brutal experiments and

1511
01:22:07,279 --> 01:22:11,119
biological weapon development, resulting in over ten thousand deaths From

1512
01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:14,079
just that, He and his team never stood trial for

1513
01:22:14,119 --> 01:22:18,479
their war crimes and actually received immunity from the US

1514
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:22,079
in exchange for the research data. Why are you crawling

1515
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:24,840
to the fridge? You better close the door to this time.

1516
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,079
Speaker 3: Alright, that was so funny.

1517
01:22:28,039 --> 01:22:30,720
Speaker 1: Just Army crawled on the floor.

1518
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:37,479
Speaker 3: Those Seal Team's six level crawls. Dude, it's fun.

1519
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:40,199
Speaker 1: You can walk across, make sure that freezer's been having

1520
01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:42,279
problems closed, and make sure the freezers closed. Kick you

1521
01:22:42,359 --> 01:22:48,239
gotta kick it there you go, all right? Perfect? So yeah,

1522
01:22:48,399 --> 01:22:53,600
Unit seven thirty one never brought the justice, actually gave

1523
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:57,760
us a bunch of research data for the US. Unit

1524
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:02,279
seven thirty one also produced bombs filled with the leg anthrax,

1525
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:07,159
oh my god, uh, cholera, a bunch of different stuff.

1526
01:23:08,319 --> 01:23:12,399
And I think he's personally kind of or indirectly responsible

1527
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:15,399
for the deaths of over three hundred thousand people.

1528
01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:17,239
Speaker 3: That's a lot.

1529
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:20,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you know, seven their own monsters. I think

1530
01:23:20,119 --> 01:23:22,600
Unit seven thirty one did stuff on American POWs too.

1531
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:25,720
Speaker 3: Let's I just gonna ask he got a pass for that.

1532
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:30,159
It's insane. We kind of just let the Japanese off, like, yeah,

1533
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:33,840
take his stuff for research and then kill the guy

1534
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:35,319
or put him in prison.

1535
01:23:35,239 --> 01:23:38,279
Speaker 1: Like here, you know, like we said, he lives forever. Oh,

1536
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,960
they just scot free.

1537
01:23:40,079 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 2: No. The most fucked up part is they were like, yeah,

1538
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:45,199
we exchange it for the data. What data? They're like, Hey,

1539
01:23:45,239 --> 01:23:47,279
did you know that if you take both lungs out

1540
01:23:47,279 --> 01:23:49,920
of a human that didn't you didn't anesthetize that, they

1541
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,079
just die. Yeah? I figured I didn't. I've never done

1542
01:23:53,079 --> 01:23:56,159
the experiment, but I figure if you remove both lungs

1543
01:23:56,439 --> 01:23:59,079
from a Chinese farmer and then just let him lay

1544
01:23:59,119 --> 01:24:04,039
there on a table, he won't live. Yeah, that's the

1545
01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:05,319
data we traded for.

1546
01:24:06,159 --> 01:24:09,960
Speaker 1: There's old Christopher Columbus. Just no, he's a hero. In

1547
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:14,600
this house. How dare you? We always joke Columbus is

1548
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:17,079
actually the original like woe call holiday.

1549
01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:19,880
Speaker 2: No, it is the original woe holiday. It was to

1550
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:25,000
get Italians to Americans to accept Italian immigrants in the

1551
01:24:25,079 --> 01:24:28,960
early nineteen hundreds. I believe after the biggest lynching in

1552
01:24:29,079 --> 01:24:32,640
US history, which was of Italians in New Orleans, right, yeah,

1553
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:36,159
New Orleans of all places. Uh, they just didn't like

1554
01:24:36,199 --> 01:24:40,640
anyone down there. I guess, yeah, I don't care. There's no,

1555
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:44,960
there's no. And Columbus, by the way, so cruel to

1556
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:47,720
the natives. I believe that he was put in jail

1557
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:51,079
by the Spanish. Like the Spanish, and this was during

1558
01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,199
the Inquisition. We're like, calm down.

1559
01:24:54,239 --> 01:24:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to Chiro. Yeah, all day brings up an

1560
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:03,800
interesting matchup next with Shiro. Now, yeah, so tough one eight's,

1561
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,079
you know, not not the easiest matchups.

1562
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

1563
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:11,319
Speaker 1: Then we got Mussolini as a five. I just didn't

1564
01:25:11,319 --> 01:25:12,359
really know where to put him.

1565
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:15,760
Speaker 2: I thought five was I think five's actually appropriate.

1566
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 1: Versus h Yah Kubu Gowan maybe he was the Nigerian

1567
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,600
head of state from nineteen sixty six to nineteen seventy five.

1568
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:31,920
He's accused of the genocide of nearly three million people.

1569
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:37,199
Speaker 2: Oh big numbers again accused though, are we going allegedly here?

1570
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:42,199
Speaker 1: No? I think he is responsible three million doesths so

1571
01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:45,039
Mussolini or the guy that killed three million people in Nigeria.

1572
01:25:45,199 --> 01:25:47,560
Speaker 2: I actually think that this is my twelve to five.

1573
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,880
I think Mussolini obviously piece of shit, but just over it. So,

1574
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,079
you know, how like with met with Maoor and I

1575
01:25:53,159 --> 01:25:56,039
think there's another one. We were like, okay, well, in

1576
01:25:56,159 --> 01:25:59,760
competence versus even though I don't think man was incompetent,

1577
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,520
but you could say, like incompetence, isn't that evil or whatever?

1578
01:26:04,479 --> 01:26:11,159
Mussolini was almost like handcuffed from being more evil by

1579
01:26:11,239 --> 01:26:12,479
his own incompetence.

1580
01:26:13,439 --> 01:26:15,039
Speaker 1: He was just he kind of sounded retarded.

1581
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:17,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he was. He was so bad at it

1582
01:26:18,119 --> 01:26:20,079
that he had, like he did a bunch of fucked

1583
01:26:20,119 --> 01:26:23,239
up shit, certainly, but like he almost like put a

1584
01:26:23,319 --> 01:26:25,840
ceiling on himself because of how stupid he was.

1585
01:26:26,199 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 1: He was just very Italian, Yeah, very touchy feely.

1586
01:26:29,039 --> 01:26:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. I think this is my twelve to five.

1587
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: I'll go on, go on, maybe whatever Nigerian head of state. Yeah, well,

1588
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,920
I'll I think he's moving on. Mussolini, you're out of here.

1589
01:26:40,199 --> 01:26:44,119
Speaker 2: Get out. Interesting like the Italians in World War Two.

1590
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:44,960
You're done early.

1591
01:26:47,399 --> 01:26:50,119
Speaker 1: Uh. Next up, Leopold the Second. I think he's a

1592
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:54,520
sleeper dark horse right here. Yeah, Leopold the Second versus

1593
01:26:54,840 --> 01:27:00,039
Anti Pavolich. So for those unfamiliar, Leopold the set I

1594
01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:06,279
can't try to maximize rubber production in the Congolese population.

1595
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,560
Speaker 2: It was king of Belgium.

1596
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh, this sounds bad.

1597
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 1: Villages were required to meet strict rubber quotas, or soldiers

1598
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:18,319
would cut off their hands of men, women and children

1599
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:22,000
as punishment or as proof that they did not waste bullets.

1600
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:27,079
It is estimated that the population of Congo was produced

1601
01:27:27,119 --> 01:27:28,640
by half during his rule.

1602
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,159
Speaker 2: Congo's huge by the way.

1603
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 1: Estimated deaths are around ten million whoa. The regime was

1604
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:40,760
characterized by widespread rape, burning in the village's torture, and

1605
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:44,199
it is probably the most violent colonial endeavors in history

1606
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:45,760
that doesn't get talked about.

1607
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:49,159
Speaker 2: Really, I would say it might be the worst instance

1608
01:27:49,199 --> 01:27:54,479
of colonialism in the last called two hundred years.

1609
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we were talking earlier about you know,

1610
01:27:57,079 --> 01:28:03,720
the the Ottomans, the Turks, not answering for the Armenian genocide. Boy,

1611
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:05,359
does Belgium kind of get off the hook here.

1612
01:28:06,159 --> 01:28:07,359
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of this guy.

1613
01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:10,760
Speaker 2: They get completely off. It's like Belgium waffles and they

1614
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,920
beat us in soccer, all like monsters.

1615
01:28:15,399 --> 01:28:18,520
Speaker 1: Well, the second awful dude, maybe the worst.

1616
01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 2: He's he is a powerful four seed.

1617
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,960
Speaker 3: It's just so funny every time you say something like that, dude,

1618
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:35,399
good game. Yeah, seated right, he was properly seated. He're

1619
01:28:35,479 --> 01:28:37,079
like fucking funny.

1620
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:42,560
Speaker 1: We have a six to eleven matchup between Himmler and

1621
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:46,720
Rubes Pierre. Heinrich Himler was the principal architect of the

1622
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,079
Holocaust and a key perpetrator of Nazi crimes against humanity.

1623
01:28:51,039 --> 01:28:54,479
Chief of the SS and German Police, he organized the

1624
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:58,760
concentration camp system and oversaw the systematic murder of approximately

1625
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:03,680
six million Jews according to some, according to most, According

1626
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:06,760
to uh yeah, most, not all.

1627
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, according to anyone who didn't go down the wrong

1628
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,239
YouTube bally and if.

1629
01:29:11,159 --> 01:29:13,560
Speaker 1: You'd met it this far, you've clearly gone down the

1630
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,560
wrong rabbit hole.

1631
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1632
01:29:16,279 --> 01:29:19,239
Speaker 1: He was responsible for this master plan aiming for a

1633
01:29:19,399 --> 01:29:20,600
mass ethnic cleansing.

1634
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:21,000
Speaker 2: Uh.

1635
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,520
Speaker 1: You know, he calls I think closer to fourteen million does.

1636
01:29:26,399 --> 01:29:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure he did. Also, he killed himself, right, he

1637
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:31,520
was one of the guys who the pill. Yeah, he

1638
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,199
got out clean.

1639
01:29:32,399 --> 01:29:35,239
Speaker 1: He's about to, I think, face either trial or execution.

1640
01:29:35,359 --> 01:29:36,159
And he killed himself.

1641
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:41,119
Speaker 2: Fucking pussy. Look, I hate robes Fier, I hate Robespierre.

1642
01:29:44,319 --> 01:29:46,239
It's just, yeah, it's impossible.

1643
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:50,760
Speaker 3: I think it has to be. Yeah, he got ann

1644
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:51,600
Frank dude.

1645
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: Kind of honestly my least favorite person to ever exist.

1646
01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:03,920
I think at the three here, Vlad Lennon versus Kang Shang. Okay, dude,

1647
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,520
fuck Lad Lenin stinks. Lenin is kind of responsible for

1648
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:08,880
all the Communists bullshit.

1649
01:30:09,039 --> 01:30:13,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I I will say, uh, although the Russian

1650
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:18,640
Revolution was gross and the Soviet Union over the early

1651
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:22,319
Soviet Union under Lenin was horrific, I don't think he's

1652
01:30:22,359 --> 01:30:25,840
a top five horst communist like I would put Pole,

1653
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,079
pot Stall and Mao.

1654
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:31,600
Speaker 1: We're having a communist off right now. Kangshang was a

1655
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:36,399
high rank in Chinese Communist Party official, often described as

1656
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:43,000
Mao's hatchet man or evil genius, perfect good.

1657
01:30:43,079 --> 01:30:45,479
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad Mao had a good brain trust

1658
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:45,880
with him.

1659
01:30:47,119 --> 01:30:52,279
Speaker 1: He was responsible for widespread purges, created a chamber of hers.

1660
01:30:52,319 --> 01:30:55,680
The Gulag involved no, just call it the Harry Potter thing,

1661
01:30:58,319 --> 01:31:02,399
involving the torture and deaths of millions of people. He

1662
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:06,840
was known for ruthlessly betraying his own comrades and fabricating

1663
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:11,319
evidence to frame innocent people, including people he previously worked with.

1664
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 2: I mean, that's just what you do, you know what

1665
01:31:14,079 --> 01:31:16,920
I mean, Like in America, when you want to fuck

1666
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:21,239
over your buddy, you just like leak their sexts, right,

1667
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:23,359
or you like leak to the press, like the sixties,

1668
01:31:23,439 --> 01:31:25,319
you like leak to the press that they're banging an

1669
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:29,640
intern or something. In communist countries, it's like one day

1670
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:32,119
you're just like he said something, let's have him executed.

1671
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:32,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1672
01:31:33,079 --> 01:31:37,159
Speaker 1: He was responsible for establishing and maintaining China's backing of

1673
01:31:37,319 --> 01:31:41,560
pole Pot. So he was like the personal the guy

1674
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,840
that oversaw the the finance and the pole pot.

1675
01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Uh.

1676
01:31:45,159 --> 01:31:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, where are we going here?

1677
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:48,079
Speaker 2: Lenin? I'll take Lenin.

1678
01:31:48,079 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 1: I'm still going to Lenin. Yeah, just bigger brand, bigger name.

1679
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:55,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, I mean I do think Lenin is a

1680
01:31:55,319 --> 01:31:58,359
soft three, but like there's enough talent there to get

1681
01:31:58,359 --> 01:32:01,760
through uhh the first round. I think he's gonna have

1682
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,079
real problems in the second round.

1683
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:06,680
Speaker 1: I actually feel bad about this ten seed Ho Chi Minh.

1684
01:32:07,079 --> 01:32:09,079
I feel like he's just doing his job.

1685
01:32:10,119 --> 01:32:12,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was surprised to see Ho Chi minh on here.

1686
01:32:12,119 --> 01:32:14,479
I'm sure he has some atrocities. But as far as

1687
01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:17,039
Communist leaders go, I mean, they were the ones that

1688
01:32:17,159 --> 01:32:20,159
kept getting invaded. A first, he fought against the Japanese.

1689
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:24,600
Totally justified, of course. Uh, don't even blame him for

1690
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,279
fighting against the French. No, either.

1691
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:28,680
Speaker 1: He was kind of kind of dope.

1692
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, now killing our boys till until we got there

1693
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:33,640
killing our boys. It's another story.

1694
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:38,600
Speaker 3: He was like the first Ben Lauden, really right, Ben

1695
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,439
Lawden was going against the Russians and the Americans showed up.

1696
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,000
This guy's going against Japan, France and in America.

1697
01:32:44,319 --> 01:32:49,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going up against uh, kind of a sleeper

1698
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:50,000
seven here.

1699
01:32:51,239 --> 01:32:57,520
Speaker 2: Slob On Melosevitch, Slow down Melosovich, you can call him

1700
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:02,279
slob on, that's fine, Yeah, slow down Melosovich. Uh. The

1701
01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:06,000
guy who I believe was running the country when Novak

1702
01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:09,119
Djokovic and Nikola Jokic were born, The.

1703
01:33:09,159 --> 01:33:13,840
Speaker 1: Butcher of the Balkans who got responsible for the genocide.

1704
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:18,600
Speaker 2: In Bosnia, Bosnia, Herzegovnia. Yeah he's Serb, right, he's Serb.

1705
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:19,079
Speaker 3: Yep.

1706
01:33:19,199 --> 01:33:22,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was running the country when Serb and Yugoslavia.

1707
01:33:22,479 --> 01:33:25,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was running the country when when Jokich and

1708
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:29,119
Djokovic were born. So it's like, oh, what were you born?

1709
01:33:29,159 --> 01:33:31,159
I was born during the Reagan administration. Oh where were you?

1710
01:33:31,199 --> 01:33:35,760
Where were you born? I was born during the Melosovich administration.

1711
01:33:36,279 --> 01:33:37,680
Speaker 1: Doude, I think Slavidon's going on.

1712
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm going going slav all the way I

1713
01:33:40,119 --> 01:33:40,359
want to.

1714
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:46,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think it's funny to say Slavadon I had.

1715
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:48,399
I will put my hand up whenever I get the miss,

1716
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:50,159
you know, if I can't pronounce something.

1717
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:54,239
Speaker 2: But that was intentionally Yeah, fair enough. Now, I look,

1718
01:33:54,399 --> 01:33:56,039
that's the name I would not have gotten, right if

1719
01:33:56,079 --> 01:33:57,800
I I didn't grow up during like I was in

1720
01:33:57,880 --> 01:33:59,760
like sixth grade or fifth grade when that show was

1721
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:02,399
popped off. My actually, my uh my cousin who went

1722
01:34:02,399 --> 01:34:05,560
to West Point what was he was out of the

1723
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:08,720
army by the gi Watt but he was deployed to Bosnia.

1724
01:34:09,399 --> 01:34:11,079
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what what did they do there?

1725
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:14,119
Speaker 2: Any idea peacekeeping mostly, but he would have to he

1726
01:34:14,199 --> 01:34:16,000
was an engineer, so he would have to like uh

1727
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:19,960
uh like remove a lot of like minds and ship

1728
01:34:20,079 --> 01:34:23,119
like that. Oh well, damn, I should say he he

1729
01:34:23,279 --> 01:34:26,880
was an officer. Yeah, obviously that was their task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool.

1730
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:32,279
Speaker 1: Final matchup of the round Caligula versus Pablo Escobar.

1731
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,520
Speaker 2: Pablo is a monster, but get him out of here.

1732
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:38,520
Speaker 1: That's why fifteen.

1733
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, get him out of here.

1734
01:34:40,079 --> 01:34:45,520
Speaker 1: Caligula all day, I looked too much like him. Well,

1735
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:48,479
he get We should honestly reshoot all those scenes from

1736
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:52,399
Narcos with you, yeah, and just swing.

1737
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just staring off into the distance. All sad.

1738
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:59,399
Speaker 1: All right, So we're to the round of thirty two.

1739
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,359
I think we should go a little faster.

1740
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:03,880
Speaker 2: Well, we don't need the backstory in the backstory anymore.

1741
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,960
Speaker 1: Uh, let's h man Hitler. This might be the most

1742
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:12,359
round a thirty two matchup Hitler versus Tiberius.

1743
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 2: This is like when Florida caught Yukon in the second

1744
01:35:15,920 --> 01:35:18,239
round last year, and that was like their toughest game

1745
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:23,960
until the final brutal, brutal, brutal catch in the second round.

1746
01:35:25,359 --> 01:35:28,520
But yeah, I mean, I'm taking Hitler. It is still

1747
01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:30,520
funny to me that this might be the only person

1748
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:33,159
Hitler faces who personally morally repulses Hitler.

1749
01:35:34,039 --> 01:35:36,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to Tiberius. I'm gonna I'm gonna

1750
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:39,079
go to Tiberius is worse. No, I think he's a

1751
01:35:39,079 --> 01:35:39,800
bigger piece of shit.

1752
01:35:40,159 --> 01:35:44,039
Speaker 2: No, No, he on a personal level, he I just.

1753
01:35:44,039 --> 01:35:45,319
Speaker 1: Wanted to be a toss up to the Scott. I

1754
01:35:45,359 --> 01:35:47,239
want Scott to all right, that's dudes.

1755
01:35:47,399 --> 01:35:51,239
Speaker 2: On a personal level, Tiberius is a worse person, but

1756
01:35:51,439 --> 01:35:55,199
the scale everything like Hitler. Yeah, like Hitler wouldn't rape

1757
01:35:55,239 --> 01:35:59,239
a baby, but he would put ten million other people

1758
01:35:59,319 --> 01:36:01,840
in a situation and where they can rape and murder children.

1759
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:02,439
No problem.

1760
01:36:02,479 --> 01:36:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm also trying to cover our asses. So the one

1761
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,479
guy who says you're covering up for Jeffrey Epstein doesn't

1762
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:08,199
come after as Akain.

1763
01:36:08,319 --> 01:36:11,159
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm just covering it. It's a brutal draw.

1764
01:36:12,359 --> 01:36:15,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going, h man, I'm going Tiberius. Scott, where

1765
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,800
do you dude go here?

1766
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:19,159
Speaker 2: You're gonna be this side, not let Hitler losing the

1767
01:36:19,159 --> 01:36:23,600
second round. I kind of might you can't for the

1768
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:24,840
sake of the show you can.

1769
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:27,560
Speaker 3: Because you got you got Himmler, who was like the

1770
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:32,800
SS guy doing the bad shit. No, Hitler just maybe

1771
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:33,479
said something.

1772
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,600
Speaker 2: No, I don't need a narrative where it was everyone

1773
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:41,399
else's butt, Hitler's fault. You have to vote for Hitler.

1774
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:49,880
Speaker 3: Man. Yeah, on the personal level, Tiberius is worse. I would,

1775
01:36:50,039 --> 01:36:51,159
I'd go Hitler, all.

1776
01:36:51,119 --> 01:36:54,079
Speaker 2: Right, Hitler moves on, Let's do it barely, barely.

1777
01:36:54,399 --> 01:36:55,520
Speaker 3: It is close.

1778
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 1: Buzzer beater by Hitler there, Yeah, he gets a tough

1779
01:36:59,000 --> 01:36:59,800
draw in the second round.

1780
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:03,239
Speaker 2: No, no doubt kids by because Tiberia is just if

1781
01:37:03,279 --> 01:37:04,960
you if you are if anyone's listening to this and

1782
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:07,079
they're like, how could you possibly just.

1783
01:37:07,159 --> 01:37:08,000
Speaker 3: Go read about.

1784
01:37:10,159 --> 01:37:12,000
Speaker 1: This is the worst thing I've done in episode on

1785
01:37:12,199 --> 01:37:12,680
by far.

1786
01:37:14,439 --> 01:37:16,720
Speaker 2: It's horrifying, and that it was so long ago, it's

1787
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:19,720
still hit Yeah, it's horrifying, but it's it's just it's

1788
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,439
not it's too micro of a scale.

1789
01:37:22,960 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: Then we got Cromwell versus King Herod to Cromwell. Cromwell

1790
01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:32,800
moves on all day, We got does h Man got

1791
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:41,640
another tough now? Uh, we got Kissinger versus Mariam.

1792
01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:43,039
Speaker 2: Was Marriam again?

1793
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:44,479
Speaker 1: War Lord?

1794
01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:46,800
Speaker 3: Oh, I think Mariam on this one.

1795
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go Mary, all right.

1796
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:54,760
Speaker 1: Mariam moves on Tojo versus Lalerie.

1797
01:37:55,279 --> 01:37:59,640
Speaker 2: Tojo, Lollari gets a great win, you know, she can

1798
01:37:59,680 --> 01:37:59,960
go back.

1799
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:04,359
Speaker 1: It's a great season for yeah season, she can.

1800
01:38:04,319 --> 01:38:06,239
Speaker 2: Go back to her you know, to her house and

1801
01:38:06,319 --> 01:38:08,279
talk about how like she pulled an upset, but like

1802
01:38:09,119 --> 01:38:10,720
she had no chance at the second weekend.

1803
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:13,399
Speaker 1: No, well, first weekend still technically, I.

1804
01:38:13,439 --> 01:38:15,319
Speaker 2: Mean, but no no chance of making the second weekend.

1805
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:19,520
Speaker 1: So Tojo moves on, Uh, con versus Hadrich.

1806
01:38:21,039 --> 01:38:24,760
Speaker 2: Hadrich was the like super micro holocaust guy, right, like

1807
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:25,399
he kind.

1808
01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:27,199
Speaker 1: Of play and everything man with the iron will.

1809
01:38:27,479 --> 01:38:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still think Gang is Khan just the sheer volume,

1810
01:38:36,399 --> 01:38:36,880
just doing.

1811
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:38,079
Speaker 1: It kind of for the love of the game too.

1812
01:38:38,279 --> 01:38:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1813
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:42,319
Speaker 1: He wasn't trying to rule over anybody.

1814
01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:47,600
Speaker 2: No, they just decided one day. They're like boys, worst

1815
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:48,199
road trip ever.

1816
01:38:49,039 --> 01:38:52,359
Speaker 1: They were the c people. Yeah, kind of came and went, yeah,

1817
01:38:53,119 --> 01:38:56,159
let's ride here a Heato versus Nero.

1818
01:38:58,279 --> 01:39:01,399
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Nero here. I think I do think here. Hido,

1819
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:07,880
unlike Hitler, was a bit more of a passive participant.

1820
01:39:08,119 --> 01:39:10,840
I'm not saying he didn't approve of it or put

1821
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:11,600
his name on it.

1822
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:14,960
Speaker 1: But again, you're just letting the Japanese skate by.

1823
01:39:15,279 --> 01:39:18,359
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let Tojo skate by. But I do

1824
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:22,279
think Nero is way more of like an actual monster

1825
01:39:22,439 --> 01:39:23,399
than here Hido was.

1826
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:30,680
Speaker 1: All right, I'll go Nero as well. Vlad verse Jikwan

1827
01:39:31,319 --> 01:39:34,199
the architect of the Typing Rebellion.

1828
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:39,479
Speaker 2: Oh just thirty mil Yeah, chi Kwan all day. That

1829
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:41,000
was the other one who were like, well maybe he

1830
01:39:41,079 --> 01:39:43,359
was just stupid, right, I think that was it?

1831
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:46,479
Speaker 1: But yeah, Chi Kuan the brother of Jesus Christ.

1832
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:47,920
Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah.

1833
01:39:50,399 --> 01:39:50,520
Speaker 2: Uh.

1834
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:57,640
Speaker 1: Then we got Rwanda boy verse Tammerline. It's tough.

1835
01:39:57,800 --> 01:40:02,319
Speaker 2: This is a tough one because Rwanda was in the nineties,

1836
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:08,039
and I do think recency bias matters to some extent

1837
01:40:08,439 --> 01:40:11,000
because like a lot of like at some point in history,

1838
01:40:11,039 --> 01:40:14,079
you're like they were just everybody was doing it, you

1839
01:40:14,159 --> 01:40:16,279
know what I mean, Like all they did was do

1840
01:40:16,439 --> 01:40:22,239
it better. But I think I'm going Rwanda here.

1841
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,079
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave it up to Scott.

1842
01:40:26,159 --> 01:40:27,199
Speaker 3: Then what was Tamerline?

1843
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:32,840
Speaker 1: Turco Mongol conquer who created he killed the ninety thousand

1844
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:35,079
people in Baghdad for the skull Tower.

1845
01:40:35,199 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm going.

1846
01:40:42,359 --> 01:40:45,279
Speaker 1: I mean, he killed millions of people. Probably, no, not probably,

1847
01:40:45,319 --> 01:40:47,920
he definitely did Rwanda.

1848
01:40:48,119 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you're going no, we're saying Tamerlane killed millions of people.

1849
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:56,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, So where you're going? Fuck, I

1850
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,840
don't I don't care about his skull tower.

1851
01:41:00,039 --> 01:41:01,319
Speaker 1: Dude. If you want to go to Rwanda, we'll go.

1852
01:41:01,359 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 3: Rewind yah, go to Rwanda.

1853
01:41:03,319 --> 01:41:05,199
Speaker 2: Ten seed to the Sweet sixteen.

1854
01:41:07,159 --> 01:41:12,520
Speaker 1: Damn dude. All right? Uh Stalin verse Manzelle.

1855
01:41:13,239 --> 01:41:16,239
Speaker 2: Now, I think a lot of people misunderstand Stalin, and

1856
01:41:16,239 --> 01:41:17,720
I think a lot of people sort of like he

1857
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:19,920
was just kind of like there, you know.

1858
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:24,199
Speaker 1: What I mean, No, he wasn't who believes that. I

1859
01:41:24,239 --> 01:41:25,079
think you just don't.

1860
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,319
Speaker 2: Understand what Stalin was trying to achieve, like his vision.

1861
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 1: You know what's like a great way to really understand

1862
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:34,159
Joseph Stalin is just watching Death of Stalin. I know

1863
01:41:34,239 --> 01:41:35,800
it's a comedy, but I feel.

1864
01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:37,640
Speaker 2: Like they nail it. No, they definitely do.

1865
01:41:38,079 --> 01:41:41,319
Speaker 1: Everyone's walking on eggshells, everyone's watching what they say when

1866
01:41:41,399 --> 01:41:44,560
they laugh, like he was micromanaging every little thing.

1867
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:47,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Stalin takes it all day.

1868
01:41:47,439 --> 01:41:49,239
Speaker 1: I don't even if you coughed at the wrong time,

1869
01:41:49,319 --> 01:41:50,039
you might execute you.

1870
01:41:50,239 --> 01:41:53,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, Stalin for the mustache.

1871
01:41:54,880 --> 01:42:01,680
Speaker 1: Stalin moves on uh Tali Pasha the man that orchestrade

1872
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:04,680
the Armenian genocide verse ya Ya.

1873
01:42:05,359 --> 01:42:06,319
Speaker 2: What yah Ya do again?

1874
01:42:08,359 --> 01:42:13,159
Speaker 3: I think Yaya was really bad. I might go Yaya

1875
01:42:13,239 --> 01:42:13,560
on this one.

1876
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:16,199
Speaker 2: I remember ya Ya being like it was this African

1877
01:42:16,319 --> 01:42:16,880
or Chinese.

1878
01:42:18,079 --> 01:42:21,560
Speaker 1: He's the one who was responsible for Bangladesh. Oh, Bangladesh

1879
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:22,479
three million.

1880
01:42:25,079 --> 01:42:29,000
Speaker 2: Talent was the Armenian genocide. I'm gonna go Talent just

1881
01:42:29,079 --> 01:42:30,359
for how in the weeds he was.

1882
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 1: I think because he wanted to do it. I don't

1883
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:35,000
know if ya Ya was trying.

1884
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:35,079
Speaker 3: To do it.

1885
01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Talent was all in.

1886
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:49,399
Speaker 1: Then we have Quinchy hung verus idiot meant he's underrated.

1887
01:42:50,039 --> 01:42:51,600
I think IDI's gonna make a run.

1888
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:54,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I think I.

1889
01:42:57,640 --> 01:43:01,920
Speaker 1: H Then we got the fucking series real killing man

1890
01:43:02,359 --> 01:43:05,800
that was Homies with Joan of Arc who also raped

1891
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:12,159
and killed a bunch of kids versus Polepop Boy. It's tough.

1892
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:15,399
Speaker 2: This is a tough one. This is tougher than Tiberius Hitler.

1893
01:43:16,039 --> 01:43:18,600
Speaker 1: He killed because he killed the kids too. Yeah, he

1894
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:19,960
didn't just rape them. He killed him.

1895
01:43:21,159 --> 01:43:24,279
Speaker 2: So basically we're talking about like a serial killer, but

1896
01:43:24,439 --> 01:43:28,479
like a like a really mass scale serial killer and rapist.

1897
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,279
Speaker 1: Two million people.

1898
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:36,560
Speaker 2: Polepot, Yeah, boy, I don't want to let Polepot off

1899
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:38,279
the hook by leaving him in the second round.

1900
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:41,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Popa moves on, but it's close.

1901
01:43:41,479 --> 01:43:46,640
Speaker 2: It's a it's a good game, absolutely, mal.

1902
01:43:47,039 --> 01:43:53,079
Speaker 1: Verse shiro Ishi, it's maw Yeah, mal Or is a

1903
01:43:53,319 --> 01:43:54,239
Unit seven thirty one.

1904
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:57,520
Speaker 2: I think it's Mao because Malo was China was probably

1905
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,640
doing Unit seven thirty one. Shit, anyway, you know what

1906
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,680
I mean, poisoning kids and whatever the fuck Like, there's

1907
01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:07,319
nothing I can put past communist China in the fifties, sixties,

1908
01:44:07,359 --> 01:44:07,960
and seventies.

1909
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:11,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Scott.

1910
01:44:13,239 --> 01:44:19,159
Speaker 3: Going shiro Ishi seven thirty one also recent.

1911
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:20,520
Speaker 2: They're both recent.

1912
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:21,439
Speaker 1: Mole's recent.

1913
01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:22,840
Speaker 2: No, that was more recent Mouse?

1914
01:44:23,199 --> 01:44:24,560
Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah, Mao is recent.

1915
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:25,479
Speaker 2: That's more recent.

1916
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 3: Lookten, you guys didn't bring me here for my intelligence.

1917
01:44:28,359 --> 01:44:30,359
Speaker 2: So now we brought you here for the tiebreaker.

1918
01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:38,079
Speaker 3: I'm still going shiro Ishi. He uh yeah, he experimented

1919
01:44:38,199 --> 01:44:39,800
on POWs. I'll take that.

1920
01:44:41,159 --> 01:44:41,680
Speaker 1: Do I do it?

1921
01:44:43,039 --> 01:44:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1922
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:45,439
Speaker 1: Do I leave Mao in the second round.

1923
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:48,399
Speaker 3: He's a bum dude. He had a bad game.

1924
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:51,039
Speaker 1: I will say a lot of his I think I'm

1925
01:44:51,039 --> 01:44:51,920
going shiro Ishi.

1926
01:44:52,159 --> 01:44:54,680
Speaker 2: A lot of Mao's bodies, like from the famine and stuff,

1927
01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:58,840
were that was incompetence, right, Like that wasn't him trying

1928
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:01,279
to kill people? That was and being a moron. I

1929
01:45:01,319 --> 01:45:05,039
think it's more there was no There's no person that

1930
01:45:05,319 --> 01:45:08,000
died under Hitler that wasn't because Hitler wanted it to happen.

1931
01:45:08,039 --> 01:45:10,920
There's no person that died under Stalin because Stalin didn't

1932
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:13,239
want it to happen. There was a lot of people

1933
01:45:13,239 --> 01:45:15,880
who died under mau because Mao is just a fucking moron.

1934
01:45:16,039 --> 01:45:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going shiro Ishi. Okay, Yeah, so Mao.

1935
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:25,119
Speaker 2: Did later did I'm gonna live with that. Florida loses early, Yeah,

1936
01:45:25,239 --> 01:45:27,319
I canna live with that. Uh.

1937
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:33,960
Speaker 1: Then we got Leopold the second first Uh yeah, Kuboo

1938
01:45:34,199 --> 01:45:35,439
go on. I think Leopold the.

1939
01:45:35,399 --> 01:45:37,560
Speaker 2: Second Leopold all day, Yeah, all day.

1940
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,920
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna make a run here.

1941
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:39,159
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1942
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:43,840
Speaker 1: Then we got Himmler versus Lenin. This is a tough matchup.

1943
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:47,159
Speaker 2: I'm going Hitler. I'm going Himler. I do not think

1944
01:45:47,279 --> 01:45:49,479
Vladimir Lenin was as bad as Heiner Kimmler.

1945
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:53,199
Speaker 1: Disagree. I'm going Lenin, Fuck you.

1946
01:45:53,399 --> 01:45:56,720
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about Lenin, Like, up until I

1947
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:59,680
thought he was on the good side. If there was one.

1948
01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,439
He's the guy that's in the tomb.

1949
01:46:03,479 --> 01:46:05,720
Speaker 1: They can go visit his face, right, Yeah, well you

1950
01:46:06,119 --> 01:46:07,760
just say Lennon was on the good side.

1951
01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:09,680
Speaker 3: I thought I didn't know anything about this thing. I

1952
01:46:09,720 --> 01:46:12,720
thought he was doing the right thing. No, leading the revolution.

1953
01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:15,039
Oh he did the poku.

1954
01:46:15,319 --> 01:46:18,039
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one thing I have no ideas, certainly

1955
01:46:18,079 --> 01:46:20,239
one thing to be like, Oh the Czars sucked, but

1956
01:46:21,279 --> 01:46:22,720
they replaced it with something worse.

1957
01:46:23,199 --> 01:46:29,159
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, that's a good point. I'm going Himmler

1958
01:46:29,239 --> 01:46:29,399
on this.

1959
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Himmler moves on.

1960
01:46:31,079 --> 01:46:34,840
Speaker 2: Himmler gets through fairly, and then.

1961
01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:38,560
Speaker 1: Final matchup of the round thirty two, we gotta slop

1962
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:43,039
it on first, Caligula, give me the big slobs, dude,

1963
01:46:43,239 --> 01:46:44,199
I'm going Caligula.

1964
01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:47,359
Speaker 2: I think Coligula was a sicker human being.

1965
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Caligula moves on, and we're on to the Sweet sixteen.

1966
01:46:52,199 --> 01:46:52,520
Speaker 2: Let's go.

1967
01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:55,800
Speaker 1: We're onto the Sweet sixteen boys. Hitler versus Cromwell. I

1968
01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:56,720
don't think it's a competition.

1969
01:46:56,840 --> 01:47:00,960
Speaker 2: Hitler takes it Hitler takes Cramo wishes, and I do

1970
01:47:01,119 --> 01:47:02,920
actually mean that, I think Cromwell wishes.

1971
01:47:03,319 --> 01:47:11,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Mariam versus Tojo, Tojo, come on, ain't no,

1972
01:47:11,640 --> 01:47:13,319
Mariam killed five hundred thousand people.

1973
01:47:13,479 --> 01:47:17,000
Speaker 2: Tojo killed way more than that, way fucking more and

1974
01:47:17,119 --> 01:47:18,079
in sicker ways.

1975
01:47:18,399 --> 01:47:29,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Tojo moves on. Uh, Jegus or Nero or Genghis.

1976
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:31,760
I never really know how to say that.

1977
01:47:32,239 --> 01:47:33,720
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna go Nero here.

1978
01:47:36,439 --> 01:47:39,000
Speaker 3: What else did Nero do besides have a weird boy

1979
01:47:39,159 --> 01:47:39,840
girl slave.

1980
01:47:40,039 --> 01:47:42,800
Speaker 2: He was like the primary Chris find a lot of Christians,

1981
01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:44,520
primary persecutor of Christians.

1982
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:47,199
Speaker 1: He would actually have them as like a pires for

1983
01:47:47,319 --> 01:47:47,960
his party.

1984
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:48,720
Speaker 2: So he would throw parties.

1985
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:49,600
Speaker 3: Oh he's that guy.

1986
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:52,079
Speaker 2: And to light the parties, he would like Christians on fire.

1987
01:47:52,479 --> 01:47:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, yeah, I think Nero takes that one.

1988
01:48:00,119 --> 01:48:06,039
Speaker 1: Neira moves on later. Jegus, it can't be all about numbers.

1989
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:12,920
Then we're going Taiping rebellion or Rwanda.

1990
01:48:14,039 --> 01:48:17,039
Speaker 2: Uh give me give me jikwan, right jikwan?

1991
01:48:17,479 --> 01:48:20,640
Speaker 1: It was just called hi hon either way, Hank.

1992
01:48:21,039 --> 01:48:21,840
Speaker 2: Give men kwan.

1993
01:48:22,279 --> 01:48:22,479
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1994
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:24,560
Speaker 2: Three Seed takes down the ten.

1995
01:48:26,560 --> 01:48:29,079
Speaker 1: I agree, that's I mean, we have an interest in

1996
01:48:29,119 --> 01:48:32,640
the lad eight kind of coming up. Okay, Stalin versus Pasha,

1997
01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:35,159
I think Stalin, Yeah, I think.

1998
01:48:37,079 --> 01:48:37,359
Speaker 2: Takes that.

1999
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:41,439
Speaker 1: Idio mean versus Pullpot. This is tough.

2000
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:45,159
Speaker 2: That's that's a great matchup. The A three, A two

2001
01:48:45,199 --> 01:48:47,439
to three game in the in the sweet sixteen is

2002
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:53,640
always always fantastic. It's what you want to see on

2003
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,880
the bottom half of the bracket.

2004
01:48:55,119 --> 01:48:58,479
Speaker 1: Uh, just a good game.

2005
01:48:59,119 --> 01:49:01,359
Speaker 2: It's just a good It's just two good, hard nosed.

2006
01:49:01,159 --> 01:49:03,760
Speaker 1: Teams just going at each other. Stack and forth.

2007
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:06,119
Speaker 2: Styles make fights type of situation.

2008
01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:10,159
Speaker 1: Both taking swings at each other, Yeah, going on runs.

2009
01:49:13,079 --> 01:49:15,079
Speaker 2: And they're both sick motherfuckers too.

2010
01:49:15,640 --> 01:49:16,560
Speaker 1: Some of the worst.

2011
01:49:18,479 --> 01:49:22,479
Speaker 2: In this scenario because everything else is pretty even in

2012
01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:26,680
terms of like like how fucked up they are and

2013
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:30,600
how shitty a people they are. I'm gonna lean numbers,

2014
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,319
and I think Paul Pott has the numbers.

2015
01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go idy.

2016
01:49:36,279 --> 01:49:40,600
Speaker 3: Paul Pot had two mil right, yeah? Yeah, Idi do

2017
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,520
we even know what he had numbers wise.

2018
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:48,600
Speaker 1: Allegedly up to half a mil. Yeah, but also tanked

2019
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:53,359
his economy by getting all the smart people out. Yeah,

2020
01:49:53,399 --> 01:49:56,439
that's fucking all the Indians who ran the country's economy.

2021
01:49:57,119 --> 01:49:58,199
Speaker 3: I think that's just stupid.

2022
01:49:58,359 --> 01:49:59,960
Speaker 1: Also kept severed heads in his freeze.

2023
01:50:00,039 --> 01:50:08,920
Speaker 3: He don't mind that one, that's fine. Uh, give me

2024
01:50:09,960 --> 01:50:10,279
all right.

2025
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:16,760
Speaker 1: We got a pretty good elite eight lining up Shiro

2026
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:20,399
versus Leopold. I think this is where shoes run ends.

2027
01:50:20,399 --> 01:50:21,319
I think I'm going Leopold.

2028
01:50:21,479 --> 01:50:24,880
Speaker 2: Leopold was ever even as sick as Shiro and had

2029
01:50:24,920 --> 01:50:27,239
the numbers, had the numbers.

2030
01:50:27,319 --> 01:50:29,479
Speaker 1: We just need to bring awareness to how shitty Belgium is.

2031
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:32,199
Speaker 2: I agree with that. We we are an anti Belgium

2032
01:50:32,279 --> 01:50:35,199
podcast one hundred percent. I'm a little ashamed my grandfather

2033
01:50:35,279 --> 01:50:36,119
helped liberate them.

2034
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh man, Heinrich Kim from the I should I should.

2035
01:50:40,399 --> 01:50:42,680
Speaker 2: Note from the Congolese, uh not the Germans.

2036
01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:48,960
Speaker 1: We got Himler versus Caligula. Does Himler's run end here?

2037
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:50,720
Speaker 2: I think Himmler wins.

2038
01:50:51,119 --> 01:50:52,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Himler over Caligular.

2039
01:50:52,279 --> 01:50:55,880
Speaker 2: I got Himler over Caligula for because again, just as sick,

2040
01:50:56,680 --> 01:51:00,920
uh probably more put together. Certainly Coligila isn't saying And

2041
01:51:01,239 --> 01:51:04,960
actually that's why I take it. Coliguilar was crazy, like

2042
01:51:05,199 --> 01:51:07,800
mentally ill, Himmler wasn't.

2043
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:12,079
Speaker 1: I'll go Hitmler as well. Yeah damn, all right, So

2044
01:51:12,199 --> 01:51:14,000
this is gonna be the final round we vote on,

2045
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,800
and we're gonna leave up the final four to the

2046
01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:22,039
folks at home, Okay Hitler, Verus told Joe, damn.

2047
01:51:24,199 --> 01:51:25,199
Speaker 2: God, damn.

2048
01:51:28,119 --> 01:51:31,640
Speaker 1: Fuck. This feels irresponsible to leave Hitler off.

2049
01:51:33,199 --> 01:51:35,399
Speaker 2: But like the Japanese, I we say on the show

2050
01:51:35,399 --> 01:51:38,840
all the time, every bit as horrific as the Germans, like,

2051
01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:40,680
every bit as evil as the Germans were.

2052
01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:41,199
Speaker 3: I know.

2053
01:51:41,399 --> 01:51:43,760
Speaker 1: Also we could kind of this might be a good

2054
01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:46,760
off ramp for Hitler, like we can justify it then

2055
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:48,600
we won't get too much blowback.

2056
01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:52,720
Speaker 3: That I should have fucked gone with the typeriod.

2057
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:57,560
Speaker 2: I am gonna stay Hitler for one reason.

2058
01:51:57,640 --> 01:51:59,920
Speaker 1: It's also expected, right, like people are like, of course

2059
01:52:00,520 --> 01:52:01,199
be in the final four.

2060
01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to stay Hitler. And the reason

2061
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:06,079
is it's why I think the Germans do get more

2062
01:52:06,159 --> 01:52:10,199
shit than the Japanese. Both the Germans and the Japanese

2063
01:52:10,239 --> 01:52:19,000
were racial supremacists, right, but there's just something more off pudding,

2064
01:52:19,079 --> 01:52:20,920
and it's why the Japanese don't get as much shit.

2065
01:52:21,279 --> 01:52:26,039
There's just something more off putting about how German they

2066
01:52:26,079 --> 01:52:31,640
were about it, like so organized, so intentional. The Japanese

2067
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:35,439
were just like, yeah, we're killing you know, like the

2068
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:38,600
Japanese were like old school genocide. They're like Genghis Khan genocide.

2069
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:41,600
Now they use modern technology like anthrax and all kinds

2070
01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:43,319
of fucked up shit like that. But at the end

2071
01:52:43,359 --> 01:52:46,199
of the day, they were conquering like it was the

2072
01:52:46,239 --> 01:52:49,199
twelve hundreds, and the Germans were just doing something like

2073
01:52:50,239 --> 01:52:52,520
like so new. Like I guess the Turks did it

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a little bit in the Armenian genocide, but like they

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just just changed the game in a really fucked up way.

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So for me, it is Hitler over Tojo. Not that

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I want to let the Japanese off the hook, but

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there is something about the level of intentionality with the

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Germans that makes it a little bit worse.

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Speaker 1: Hitler mos on the one seed, wow original.

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Speaker 2: You know what, there's a reason he's the one seed,

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Like he's.

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Speaker 1: The number one overall seed too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a reason. Who's in the final four right now?

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Michigan and uh there's two one seedson Michigan in Arizona.

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There's a reason. There's a reason they're fucking good.

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Speaker 1: Then we got Nero for Chiquon.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, boy, it's tough. I think Jikwan's numbers just override.

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Speaker 1: I agree. I'm gonna go Jikwan. I'm happy he made

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it to the final four, and I think he might

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give Hitler a game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give Hitler game for sure.

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Speaker 1: I think we'll give Hitler a game. Stalin versus Polepot.

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Speaker 2: Stalin all day all day Polepots like stalinvers Polepots, like

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the blue Blood team against like a decent P four

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team who took like an assistant coach from the blue

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Blood and they had a nice run. But like that,

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you're not beating Daddy.

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Speaker 1: And then the final matchup, our final game of the

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pod Leopold the second vers Himmler. Oh, and I think

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just for a variety, we already have a Nazi.

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Speaker 2: I'm not putting two Nazis in. I'm going Leopold.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have gone with that. I would have

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gone Tojo.

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Speaker 1: But you know, my friends, is the bracket where we

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have reached the final four of Hitler vershi Kwan and

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Stalin vers Leopold. Maybe we can actually do the two

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matchups in individual polls. That might be a better idea.

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Speaker 2: Can we do two competing polls on a YouTube?

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Speaker 1: Figure it out. We'll figure it out, or if we can't,

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we'll do the You know, we'll put all four names

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up and whoever has the highest percentage.

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Speaker 2: It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but personally, where where would you guys go?

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Speaker 3: Here? Man?

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Speaker 1: I obviously I think I'm going Hitler versus Leopold, and

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obviously I kind of want to give it to Leopold.

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Speaker 2: Leopold doesn't stand up to Hitler, I know, but he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I got Hitler versus Leopold, and I think Hitler wins.

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Speaker 2: I was it Leopold versus Stain, Yeah, Hitler strong.

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Speaker 1: Hitler's all right. Honestly, that's probably a better matchup. Like

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the votes are gonna be closer, and we're gonna piss

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off both sides.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: I got Hitler Stalin, and I think it was like song.

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I think now Hitler, here's here's Hitler. Here's where Hitler

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comes up short. And I suppose it's not his fault, but.

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Speaker 1: I should I do agree. I think it is Hitler Stalin.

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01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:06,399
That's the right answer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Stalin got more time to do his things, and

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he put up bigger numbers.

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Speaker 1: He's the Emmett Smith.

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Speaker 2: Yes, two years very much so. Now, if Hitler had

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the time that Stalin had, I think Hitler would have

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put up, you know, way bigger numbers. But to make

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a perfect comparison, you know, Hitler's the Sandy Kofax, Hitler's

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01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:34,560
title maniacs, you know what I mean? Like talent, Hitler,

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01:56:35,239 --> 01:56:37,000
like Sandy Kofax might be the greatest picture of all

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01:56:37,079 --> 01:56:40,720
time Jewish, which is why I'm doing this. But but

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01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:43,680
Sandy Kofax got hurt and couldn't, you know, couldn't do everything,

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01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:45,640
So he gets kind of like left in the in

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the fray a little bit, even though he's still considered

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01:56:48,359 --> 01:56:50,079
an all time great. But at some point you do

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01:56:50,199 --> 01:56:52,359
have to consider that he didn't play for that long.

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01:56:52,680 --> 01:56:57,520
Hitler Sandy Kofax level abilities, but didn't get to play

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01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:01,880
for as long as Stalin did. Stalin similar abilities to

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01:57:02,039 --> 01:57:05,800
Hitler and got a full career out of it and

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01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:06,760
made the most of it.

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Speaker 1: God, imagine if we had Diberius knockoff him their second round.

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01:57:13,239 --> 01:57:15,439
I thought we could have, we could have done it.

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01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:18,039
Speaker 3: Did I want to too so bad?

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01:57:18,159 --> 01:57:18,880
Speaker 1: I should have done that.

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01:57:19,840 --> 01:57:22,079
Speaker 2: I'm going I don't think it. And Stalin over Hitler

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01:57:22,159 --> 01:57:22,920
based on I.

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01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:26,800
Speaker 1: Think we just tried to please the masses. And you

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01:57:26,880 --> 01:57:30,600
know what, there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, sometimes

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01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:33,000
you just gotta go with the correct answer.

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01:57:33,279 --> 01:57:37,319
Speaker 2: Most national championships in March madness are between like a

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01:57:37,439 --> 01:57:39,560
one seed and a two seed, or a one seed

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01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:41,800
and a one seed, or a two and a two

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01:57:42,760 --> 01:57:45,399
making runs no no, And when they do, it's like

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01:57:45,479 --> 01:57:46,800
North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: And listen, we got a four, we got a three

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01:57:49,399 --> 01:57:51,680
and two ones. It's variety.

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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's good.

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01:57:52,960 --> 01:57:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that.

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01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can live with that. I think we did

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a really good and like quite frankly, like all credit

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01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:01,600
to Leopold, he just doesn't. It's not the same.

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Speaker 1: You're right, Stalin wipes the floor of them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to be different, That's.

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Speaker 3: What it was.

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Speaker 2: I mean, at some point you yeah, I agree.

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01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:09,439
Speaker 3: I get that.

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Speaker 2: And Leopold deserve it's good he's in the final four.

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He deserves to hang a banner because he's a piece

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of shit.

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01:58:16,239 --> 01:58:17,399
Speaker 1: I mean, Belgium needs a win.

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01:58:18,039 --> 01:58:23,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I think Stalin, I think Hitler and Stalin.

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01:58:23,279 --> 01:58:26,079
I think Hitler is more evil. But I think when

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01:58:26,119 --> 01:58:30,199
you take Stalin's full career into context, he becomes the

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biggest piece of shit, like a worse stain on humanity overall.

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And also although there are some people trying to uh,

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01:58:40,960 --> 01:58:43,520
you know, be like Hitler is actually pretty cool. Like

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01:58:43,880 --> 01:58:48,399
they're fringe and shitty. They're growing, I guess, but they're

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01:58:48,439 --> 01:58:51,680
fringe and shitty. There are so many more people who

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01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:53,800
will well, actually you on Stalin.

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01:58:54,159 --> 01:59:00,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's insane. Same with pole Pot, same with Sam,

2190
01:59:00,479 --> 01:59:06,520
with mau Yeah, people are actually communists.

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01:59:06,600 --> 01:59:08,600
Speaker 2: There was like an there was like, so here's the thing.

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01:59:09,399 --> 01:59:13,279
If people march down the street with Nazi flags, twenty

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01:59:13,319 --> 01:59:15,000
four to seven news coverage as there should be.

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Speaker 1: There are routinely hammer and sickles in every protest.

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01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:25,520
Speaker 2: YEP, and no one bats an I it's insane.

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01:59:25,680 --> 01:59:29,199
Speaker 1: A lot of contradictory symbols yeah in those protests. Yeah,

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01:59:30,640 --> 01:59:33,960
it doesn't make any sense, guys, but that is our

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01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:39,439
episode for today went long as I expected. Good app though,

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01:59:39,520 --> 01:59:42,560
good app though, I feel I feel good about it. Yeah, Scott,

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01:59:42,600 --> 01:59:43,439
thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I had a good time with all

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of my insight on all of these people.

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01:59:48,720 --> 01:59:51,039
Speaker 1: Well, we needed to decide and we can't do it.

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01:59:51,199 --> 01:59:56,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you needed a third and I'm the best, probably.

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Speaker 1: Most knowledgeable guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where can the good.

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Speaker 3: People find lastro Lopez on Instagram. That's about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, appreciate follow that boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a lot of work to do tonight,

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just putting this bracket together in the graphics, check out

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Speaker 2: Just think it's like slash at software history.

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Speaker 1: Stupid, that's what it is.

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Leave a review five stars, please and thank.

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Speaker 2: Comment, comment with your takes, what we got wrong, what

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02:00:37,720 --> 02:00:40,159
we got right? Yeah, both on Spotify because you can

2223
02:00:40,199 --> 02:00:43,159
comment on Spotify too, on Spotify and on YouTube.

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02:00:43,279 --> 02:00:46,039
Speaker 1: And then yeah, leave your review. Just tell us who

2225
02:00:46,119 --> 02:00:48,720
you thought should have won the bracket, and then we'll

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figure out a way to put up a vote and

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02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:51,760
you guys can decide.

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02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:53,439
Speaker 2: You can do polls on a YouTube video.

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02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:53,840
Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: We'll see which way we're gonna take it. Okay, So

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we love you guys, Thanks for tuning in, Thanks for

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you know, hanging in there for two hours because there troopers.

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