Speaker 1: Couldn't have done a who could have done? Who Ah?
Speaker 1: Shout out to Courtney Donahoe, she says. On that last break,
Speaker 1: she says, show mascot squeak over clown. He can sing
Speaker 1: Lopez Lopez Kiss party.
Speaker 2: It's no Pez Lopez.
Speaker 1: Oh, no Pez Lopez. Sorry, and then uh, Happy birthday
Speaker 1: to Louisville legend and musical genius Bob Ramsey.
Speaker 2: The born players of all time. Plus if you go
Speaker 2: ever been to a Bats game, he's the guy that
Speaker 2: does the.
Speaker 1: We retired this year. He retired this year, but he
Speaker 1: did it. He Cardinals stay something. But the guy is
Speaker 1: a brilliant musician. When we did our parody songs, he's
Speaker 1: the one that did the music for me. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: wouldn't have him. And Bobby the Rump, Bobby the Bobby
Speaker 1: the Rump. Bobby.
Speaker 2: Let's do tool Tuesday. Tuesday's two, a little bit after
Speaker 2: ten o'clock, and we'll talk to the Catholic Education Foundation
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 3: What makes my job easy? Guys looking for tools? Bridezilla's Yes,
Speaker 3: this isn't one of those. So let's call this woman
Speaker 3: I don't know Elizabeth. She's twenty eight, her husband is
Speaker 3: thirty one.
Speaker 2: Hi Elizabeth, thanks for listening, she said.
Speaker 3: It was my husband's birthday on Sunday. To celebrate, we
Speaker 3: hosted a barbecue at our house. Invited about twenty friends
Speaker 3: and family. We supplied the food, the alcohol, the drinks,
Speaker 3: the snacks. Once it was swinging for about an hour,
Speaker 3: I realized there was an extra ten to fifteen people
Speaker 3: that weren't not invited. I was busy cooking and trying
Speaker 3: to get the main food out when two uninvited guests
Speaker 3: complained that I didn't have the meat that they wanted,
Speaker 3: we didn't have the alcohol they preferred, and there wasn't
Speaker 3: anything for their kids to do. By the way, it
Speaker 3: was a kid's free party. They demanded to know what
Speaker 3: I was going to do about it. I said, well,
Speaker 3: you weren't invited, so nothing. I was literally plaiting up
Speaker 3: the meat and handing it off to a friend to
Speaker 3: put out. Hadn't even thought about grabbing food for myself.
Speaker 3: By the time it was all done, I went to
Speaker 3: make the plate for myself. There wasn't anything left, no meat,
Speaker 3: no side snacks, nothing. I was ticked off and decided
Speaker 3: to grab a drink. When another uninvited guest started complaining
Speaker 3: that there wasn't enough food, they hated the music, and
Speaker 3: the drinks were running out. They actually told me I
Speaker 3: was a terrible host and should get off my fat,
Speaker 3: lazy ass and fix it.
Speaker 2: I don't believe this story at all. Oh, it's just
Speaker 2: no one does. I would say, here, no one does.
Speaker 2: Here's what I would recommend say made up stories.
Speaker 1: I said, you don't like the food, you don't like
Speaker 1: the music, you don't like the drinks. Was our front
Speaker 1: door to your satisfaction, she.
Speaker 2: Might have said. At some point, she was Baels above.
Speaker 2: She was the devil. No, I'm sorry, the un invited guest.
Speaker 2: They brought kids to a no kids party. They called
Speaker 2: her fat, They complained about the this is the made up.
Speaker 1: Typical parent behave nobody no kids, but my kids are beautiful.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: Let me let me just check real quick.
Speaker 2: There's more there.
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me let me vindicate you real quick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check and see if Dave's story is true
Speaker 1: or not. Okay, we get on Google. That's true.
Speaker 2: Look what else is this woman accused of?
Speaker 3: At this point I snapped and told them they weren't invited.
Speaker 3: I couldn't care less what you thought, and if you ever,
Speaker 3: probably being get out of my house. At this point,
Speaker 3: the party had stopped. Everybody was watching. I stormed inside.
Speaker 3: My husband followed, said I was overreacting and routing his birthday.
Speaker 3: We could just order more food and drinks to be delivered.
Speaker 3: I needed to calm down and apologize to everyone. As
Speaker 3: I walked through our house, I saw that not only
Speaker 3: was my house trashed, but someone had gone into our bedroom.
Speaker 3: There was makeup, jewelry, clothes, at least one handbag missing.
Speaker 2: Come on, was thieves.
Speaker 1: Usually? What else?
Speaker 2: Come on? What else? Did? Did someone sleep with the
Speaker 2: husband the party was ending, because that's the only worst
Speaker 2: thing to.
Speaker 1: Get Ironically, they slept with the house cat?
Speaker 2: Yell, well, I believe this short? I thought that was
Speaker 2: much better.
Speaker 1: I believe this story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you do.
Speaker 3: So I packed the bag for a couple of days
Speaker 3: and went to a hotel. Oh it took everyone an
Speaker 3: hour and a half to realize I was gone. My
Speaker 3: husband tried to call me, then sent me a text
Speaker 3: asking how long it'll be before I got back?
Speaker 2: Gone before I got back? He was such a bitch?
Speaker 2: Then why then, why do people it's gonna be in
Speaker 2: such a bitch? Then why do people know did miss you?
Speaker 2: She's a female dog. You can say that on the radio.
Speaker 1: How dare you.
Speaker 2: To answer this stupid story because it's fake.
Speaker 1: No, Elizabeth, everyone else is the two. But wait, Dave,
Speaker 1: is there more victim? There is?
Speaker 3: Of course, he asked her, when you're gonna get back
Speaker 3: with the food and drinks. I sent a message saying
Speaker 3: I was upset that I'd been disrespected. I spent days
Speaker 3: prepping the party. My house was trash, they took stuff
Speaker 3: and I would not be coming home that night. But
Speaker 3: when I did, the house better be back to normal.
Speaker 3: Then I turned my phone off, woke the next morning,
Speaker 3: turned my phone on. I had a heap of messages,
Speaker 3: mostly apologizing from our friends and family. But my husband
Speaker 3: was saying I wasn't really that bad and I ruined
Speaker 3: his birthday. I'm staying with a friend for a few days.
Speaker 3: I'm still getting messages from some people saying I'm too
Speaker 3: sensitive and I should apologize to my husband and the guests.
Speaker 2: Dwight, is she the tool?
Speaker 1: No, she is not the tool. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: just get even. You should sleep with the bell hop
Speaker 1: and then send video to all of your family and
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 2: If this was real. I'd say, never choose your friend
Speaker 2: over your wife. Let's see how that goes. See how
Speaker 2: that goes, and chase your friends over your wife. Let
Speaker 2: me see how your life is going to improve. Well
Speaker 2: or is it good? Let's see how your life is
Speaker 2: going to improve. Always choose your wife because your friends
Speaker 2: will go. Okay, all right, my bad, but yeah, go
Speaker 2: ahead choose your choose your friends over your wife.
Speaker 1: That's what the husband did and ran poor Elizabeth off.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because she's a husband. Obviously she's also a
Speaker 2: pathological life or.
Speaker 4: She is not.
Speaker 2: All right, So listen, Tony the arbiter. Yeah, of Tuesday's tool.
Speaker 1: Alright, let's bring in the Catholic People's Society.
Speaker 2: They're a secret foundation.
Speaker 1: I thought we were doing the secret saved.
Speaker 2: Our new title sponsored Stockyards.
Speaker 1: We bring in Jay, my buddy Jay that I owe
Speaker 1: a bottle of number one to quila too. I still
Speaker 1: have my toaster. As a matter of fact.
Speaker 2: Oh, I unplugged my crappy toaster, threw it in the trash,
Speaker 2: and the silver, nice clean one is plugged in all my.
Speaker 1: Counter You know what it says, I got mine engraved
Speaker 1: the J. Hillebrand Stockyards Bank.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, seriously, I lied to my wife and say, you.
Speaker 1: Want the truth, the truth the wife and I love
Speaker 1: the toaster. You brought us in toasters, and ironically, two
Speaker 1: weekends from that date, we had a wedding to go to.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Okay, the set salute to the Game luncheon is
Speaker 2: coming up for twenty six Yeah, but seventeenth overall luncheon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, seventeenth year and aro we've done this and hope
Speaker 4: we're going We're going to break a record.
Speaker 1: Hey, but let's start about seriously, I joke around Catholic
Speaker 1: people society, but let's talk about how important and what
Speaker 1: all the Catholic Education Foundation does, because I got to
Speaker 1: tell you you give opportunity to a lot of children.
Speaker 2: Talk about what you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks Dwaight, Good morning everybody. Yeah, listen, We've been
Speaker 4: around for about twenty five years. We raise money to
Speaker 4: help families in the Archdiocese of Louisville, which is twenty
Speaker 4: six counties in central Kentucky who want their kid to
Speaker 4: go to a Catholic elementary school but can afford it.
Speaker 4: And from our first scholarships in ninety nine, we helped
Speaker 4: two hundred and twenty kids, with one hundred and ten
Speaker 4: thousand bucks. And last fall, thanks and target our donors,
Speaker 4: we hit a record thirty seven hundred kids with eight
Speaker 4: million dollars. That's crazy, awesome, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that fifty dollars of that
Speaker 1: came from the witness.
Speaker 2: I am they very much. Let me tell you, it's
Speaker 2: the most significant initiative in the archdiocese in my lifetime.
Speaker 2: I am fifty five years old and went to Saint
Speaker 2: Alberts in the seventies. My kids went to Holy Trinity.
Speaker 2: I went to Trinity High School, my daughter went to
Speaker 2: Sacred Heart, my son went to Trinity, so we've been
Speaker 2: around for fifty years. It's the most significant initiative. It
Speaker 2: is absolutely changing the archdiocese and I could be not
Speaker 2: I could be more proud to be involved with in Jay,
Speaker 2: I assume you feel the same.
Speaker 5: I sure do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, similar to you.
Speaker 5: I started out of Holy Spirit grade school, went on
Speaker 5: to Saint Xavier and Bellerman on top of that.
Speaker 2: So yes, it's how very.
Speaker 1: Important, How superior is Sant x to Trinity in your opinion?
Speaker 1: Because I've met people, Oh right, exactly, that's my point.
Speaker 1: You know, what's a stupid question because everybody knows the answer.
Speaker 2: So we obviously we have a lot of things that
Speaker 2: are similar between the two schools and some that separate them.
Speaker 2: But this about great schools. This is about changing when
Speaker 2: you give people a foundation. Life's not easy, you know.
Speaker 1: Life.
Speaker 2: A great American philosopher, Rocky Balboa said he life will
Speaker 2: beat you to your knees and keep you there if
Speaker 2: you let it. You need a foundation based on faith
Speaker 2: and mentoring, and teachers are almost like a third thing
Speaker 2: for some of these kids, right. So grade school gives
Speaker 2: you that foundation that you can go through deaths and
Speaker 2: your family divorces, whatever happens in your life, you can
Speaker 2: punch through rich That's the kind of thing that I
Speaker 2: believe that the Archdiacis schools provide for kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've said many times I think Catholic schools in
Speaker 4: this community are one of our greatest assets period. And
Speaker 4: the more the more we can kind of grow that
Speaker 4: message and grow that enterprise and allow people to have
Speaker 4: that gift that can afford it, the better off we're
Speaker 4: going to be here in the Leisville.
Speaker 2: For sure, it is a very affordable number to sponsor
Speaker 2: a kid for an entire year. We're going to pass
Speaker 2: those numbers on and I'll post something on Facebook a
Speaker 2: little a little bit later. But our tickets still available
Speaker 2: for the luncheon or are we close to selling out?
Speaker 4: They're going quick. They're still available and you can either
Speaker 4: buy individual tickets by a table or be a sponsor
Speaker 4: at the event against at the Gold House Hotel that
Speaker 4: starts noon on the twenty sixth of September. We're going
Speaker 4: to sell it out and hopefully raise a record amount
Speaker 4: of funding.
Speaker 2: Why did you Jay decide that you guys could really
Speaker 2: sponsor anything? Right? A stockyard steps up for a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff. But I assume you all have to have
Speaker 2: a discussion of who we're going to support this year. Now.
Speaker 2: This isn't a slight support, This is a big support.
Speaker 5: Why why we're big on education and kids and making
Speaker 5: sure we support all the school systems and the Catholic
Speaker 5: Education Foundation it is It is about what you said,
Speaker 5: the foundation my education is is my foundation, right and
Speaker 5: it's supported by the home. And we have moms and
Speaker 5: dads and aunts and grandmas and grandpas who are calling
Speaker 5: wanting their child to have this faith based education and
Speaker 5: we're able to say yes. And how can you not
Speaker 5: get behind something like that of wanting to give your
Speaker 5: best for your children.
Speaker 1: I tell you what you can measure an individual and
Speaker 1: companies by words or deeds. I can measure you in
Speaker 1: stockyards by deeds, because not only with the Catholic Education
Speaker 1: Foundation you are supporting this way, but also just regular kids,
Speaker 1: public school children. Just about a month ago, not even
Speaker 1: that you were helping out children with backpacks school supplies.
Speaker 1: And these were some low income children. And this is
Speaker 1: the second year I've seen you do that and you're
Speaker 1: out there yourself with them, so that means a lot.
Speaker 1: I just want to say good on you for that, Jaye.
Speaker 2: Thank you absolutely. The answer is yes, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In fact, this fall, we're just about wrapping up our
Speaker 4: awards for this school year and this will be the
Speaker 4: tenth year in a row that every family that applied
Speaker 4: and qualified got an award, every single one. So in
Speaker 4: the answer is yes.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that was my wife's mantra in college.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you rich like letter, we love you. How
Speaker 2: do they get tickets? And then I know there's always
Speaker 2: a bourbon pull or something going on that we have
Speaker 2: going with that thing, So how do they get a
Speaker 2: hold of the Catholic Education Foundation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our office five eight five, twenty seven, forty seven.
Speaker 4: You can go online and get your tickets at cef
Speaker 4: LU dot org and our bourbon raffle will launch on
Speaker 4: February four, twenty twenty five, So get ready for that.
Speaker 1: Jay from Stockyards back, I got one last question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't even remember which school did Tom Cruise go to?
Speaker 1: Was it St Xell was to Trinity X and then
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise went on to be one of the biggest
Speaker 1: action stars and scientists.
Speaker 2: Impossible? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you for that. Yes, all right, Rich like
Speaker 2: latter Jay, we love you man. Catholic Education Foundation Salute
Speaker 2: to the Game luncheon is happening in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: I will be your MC for that event. It's one
Speaker 2: of the best things I've do all year long to wear.
Speaker 2: We have twelve hundred Catholics in one room and we
Speaker 2: get it on. It's it's awesome and it's sane externity.
Speaker 2: It's about football, but it's also about the grade schools
Speaker 2: and celebrating the teachers and what they do at those places.
Speaker 1: Wow. Forty six. I think I'm open I could help
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Speaker 3: On top of it, all of these guys were top
Speaker 3: twenty hits back in the day, including this guy right here.
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Speaker 1: Great Sopranos scene where Tony soprano is gets rid of
Speaker 1: the Russian Uh, Lady of the Night and he's out
Speaker 1: listening to this.
Speaker 2: No help, No, I have no idea, no help. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's slide When I was at age, what was that?
Speaker 2: Oh Phil Collins? But seriously, is it me? Have you
Speaker 2: been in the eighties for like four days ago?
Speaker 1: I would put this in like eighty two there and
Speaker 1: this is from But seriously.
Speaker 2: He's not giving you an answer. Oh no, this is later.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: He had.
Speaker 2: Everything he touched turned to gold. Short, little balding guy.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. I sound like him.
Speaker 1: Don yeah, like I have my head turned. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what in the world is called?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: You're creeping me out?
Speaker 2: Man, you're back feeling better. Thank you for carrying on. Okay,
Speaker 2: I still I'm lost.
Speaker 1: You should do a cover band and the name the
Speaker 1: bank should be fill my collings.
Speaker 2: Jerk out.
Speaker 1: Me out, excuse me? I did that this morning in
Speaker 1: the show the.
Speaker 2: Time eighty three eighty four. I sure hope it's Chuck.
Speaker 2: He's really cute.
Speaker 1: We gotta run that joke again this week.
Speaker 2: Morris Day in the Time. Obviously their height was oak
Speaker 2: Tree and the other song because Prince put him in
Speaker 2: his movie. I don't never heard this song and never
Speaker 2: heard the song in my life. That's early eighties though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be early because it's terrible. Yeah, it's early.
Speaker 1: Sam I like eighty two on this, maybe eighty.
Speaker 3: Let's slide off of that and over to MAXI priest
Speaker 3: close to you.
Speaker 1: Wait, but seriously, might have been eighty three. Man, this
Speaker 1: is me on the base, by the way, sounds like
Speaker 1: in excess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you are trying to sabotage. You're a sabattu Jennings.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's the meaning of this? All these stupid songs?
Speaker 2: These are all top twenty hits.
Speaker 1: Boy, Yeah, what are the twenty nineteen eighteen beatinos pretty consistently.
Speaker 1: Just want to be.
Speaker 3: I don't okay, I got a couple more say if
Speaker 3: for clarify things for yeah, two guys one last name,
Speaker 3: Oh Nelson.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is late eighties eighty seven maybe yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what was I think that Genesis was still Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like eighty seven. But seriously, with Rodne
Speaker 1: she goes.
Speaker 2: They had pretty hair. They did two barbies, no cans.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many guys that knew that were
Speaker 2: dating girls that had better hair than their girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Still, they were both chicks. It had their poster on
Speaker 1: my wall till somebody told me that, hey, dude, those are.
Speaker 2: Then they would always wear like tight jeans, and some
Speaker 2: guys that were you know you would you go, oh
Speaker 2: look at that, and you come around and go, dude,
Speaker 2: butterface man, stop wearing Jordan ash Bro made you look
Speaker 2: you know the number one song. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I think it's like eighty.
Speaker 3: Seven September tenth, back in the day. Speaking of pretty hair.
Speaker 1: I saighty God, when did Young Guns is eighty eight?
Speaker 1: This is eighty eight, guy, it's eighty eight. I like
Speaker 1: seven or eight.
Speaker 2: This is eighty eight. No, No, this is this is
Speaker 2: eighty eight or eighty nine. You're singing a song about
Speaker 2: being bombs, you know, riding alone in a with purty hair,
Speaker 2: regular honors.
Speaker 1: Oh, wrong song.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't wrong song.
Speaker 1: It's the Blades of Glory.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh god, it's late eighties. If the earth was
Speaker 2: last night's.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say nineteen eighty eight or eighty nine. You
Speaker 2: gotta choose haway, eighty eight or eighty nine. I think
Speaker 2: this is this possibly could be eighty nine, but I'm
Speaker 2: stuck on eighty eight. It's your call because I made
Speaker 2: it yesterday and screwed it up.
Speaker 1: That's go eighty eight, but I got with a side of.
Speaker 2: Eighty se No, No, I think it's eighty nine, so
Speaker 2: you're roight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, COVID, don't robe me baby, eighty nine. Let's
Speaker 1: look it up.
Speaker 2: You serious.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's eighty nine, though, I think it's.
Speaker 2: Let's go eighty nine. Sorry, dude, I just got a
Speaker 2: Hunch eighty nine, dude.
Speaker 3: John bon Jovie, Blaze of Glory from Young Guns Too.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it was number one September the tenth, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Oh it was too It was Young Guns Too, Young
Speaker 2: Guns Too. No one saw the second one.
Speaker 1: Uh Courtney donahoe, damn it?
Speaker 3: And about four songs in you guys around nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 3: I know that's why I don't give you the decades anymore.
Speaker 1: I still think as good as you said, like Phil Collins,
Speaker 1: No start a tribute act called Phil My Collins.
Speaker 2: Courtney Donahoe, Phil mccrevis.
Speaker 1: How could something so right go so wrong? Phil Collins
Speaker 1: lyrics is like the show OMG You Boys or so off?
Speaker 2: Damn it we are. We're in a slump.
Speaker 1: She says, rap didn't exist in the early eighties.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Courtney, what the hell's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Fab five? Freddy Ed?
Speaker 2: Did your cancer burden your brain?
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Well, you got
Speaker 1: a stupid toilet head?
Speaker 2: Yeah, toilet head.
Speaker 1: Hey, you couldn't have done. Why are you listening to
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Speaker 2: Thank you? Bad Tony Vannetti New York. Thank you bad
Speaker 2: Tony Venetti. We love you Courtney by the way, all
Speaker 2: right back after this.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, one more thing about Courtney Donahoe.
Speaker 1: She does this sick kind of thing. When she texts you,
Speaker 1: It sends a report back to confirm you receive the text.
Speaker 1: What kind of psycho does that?
Speaker 2: This is a that's what wonder why she can't find
Speaker 2: a guy. Guys are like, you're tracking me already tracking
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 1: A great idea. We got to get squeak O the
Speaker 1: clown to be a show mascot. Maybe I call it
Speaker 1: comedian Jim Gibbons or something.
Speaker 2: Say so does he sneeze on kids?
Speaker 1: He does?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it is a great mascot for the Ohio Valley.
Speaker 1: Hey, kids, just squeak on the crowd.
Speaker 2: Because we have record number of allergies in this town.
Speaker 1: Infidelity study shows the United States of America is the
Speaker 1: country with the mosts. That's right. The highest rate of
Speaker 1: cheating goes to the USA, with seventy one percent of
Speaker 1: the people surveyed admitted to cheating and being unfaced. Oh
Speaker 1: come on, let me go ahead and verify. Then hang
Speaker 1: on him.
Speaker 2: Even people.
Speaker 1: It says it's true, it's right here.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that the Google machine is taking longer?
Speaker 1: It does answer, it's not what he used to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I will say even the people that get
Speaker 2: so let's say, people will make that argument that that's
Speaker 2: dad is right. They'll go half of marriages don't work,
Speaker 2: So that's fifty percent, let's say that, and then the
Speaker 2: other twenty percent are people that cheated that didn't never
Speaker 2: say anything to their spouse about it. Well, my opinion
Speaker 2: is not fifty percent of the people that get divorced
Speaker 2: were cheaters, right right? Uh. Some people are just like
Speaker 2: I don't like it anymore. People are lying. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna not gonna cheat on you, but you just don't
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out I just tell this story.
Speaker 2: You know what we're gonna not do. The answers yes,
Speaker 2: the answer is no.
Speaker 1: Oh say yeah. All right. So we got to walk
Speaker 1: the district from my wife, you know, she's running for office,
Speaker 1: knocking on doors. I come upon this house. It has
Speaker 1: like this flag and it has a pineapple on it.
Speaker 1: So I said to myself, is that what the uh
Speaker 1: swinging community uses for to identify? All right? So I
Speaker 1: get up to the door and it's got this last
Speaker 1: name on the door. I went, oh, my gosh, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen such and such for a long time. I
Speaker 1: wonder how they're doing. And I knock on the door.
Speaker 1: There's no answer, And then I go to a couple
Speaker 1: more houses. I run into a buddy of mine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I go I had no idea what neighborhood I
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: The streets, you know. Yeah, So I said, oh, such
Speaker 1: and such, we're your house. We must be close to
Speaker 1: my road. And I said, by the way, is that
Speaker 1: person's house such and such? Yeah, he goes, yeah, that's him.
Speaker 1: I can't give out the last names, obviously, But I
Speaker 1: went home and went, hey, I knocked on some friends
Speaker 1: and they had this pineapple thing. Does that mean swinging?
Speaker 1: And evidently no, No, it just means welcoming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that's really welcoming. Upside down yeah, be upside down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See these egg plants and the pineapples. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to buy vegetables or fruit of
Speaker 1: the grocery now because I don't want to be confused.
Speaker 2: So if I brought a pineapple upside down cake to
Speaker 2: a party, gosh, people would You're getting hit on the
Speaker 2: entire time here? What's going on? Like, man, everybody's talking
Speaker 2: to us really popular?
Speaker 1: You know what I might do?
Speaker 2: I love our desserts.
Speaker 1: I was a crawler the other day to get fish,
Speaker 1: and they had pineapples out there at the end cap
Speaker 1: I wanted to put one in my cart because Sison
Speaker 1: was with me upside down to walk around un til
Speaker 1: you caught me.
Speaker 2: Well, I think a good little experiment would be to
Speaker 2: uh sort of get a GoPro and just you know,
Speaker 2: you go in right do it and then I followed
Speaker 2: to see if people take the bait.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Yes, Today during commercials we were all talking about I
Speaker 1: want to do a series of Dwight makes people uncomfortable
Speaker 1: with the office videos. Oh boy, we could take it
Speaker 1: to the grocery anyway. United Kingdom USA first, Germany comes
Speaker 1: in with a closed second. Jominon's the Tiger.
Speaker 2: I would think Europeans would be more because they're a
Speaker 2: little bit more open with sex. Americans are closed off
Speaker 2: emotionally about X So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like to make love to foucl How about Jule? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: I don't believe the seventy one percent. That's just way
Speaker 2: way too high.
Speaker 1: Usay, do I need to chuck it again? How many
Speaker 1: people stop?
Speaker 2: Please? Don't? How many people were.
Speaker 1: Surveyed sixty nine fifteen million.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 1: It doesn't give the sample size, or at least it did,
Speaker 1: but I didn't pull that information. Yeah, Germany survey in Vegas,
Speaker 1: Germany is a close second, sixty eight percent. United Kingdom
Speaker 1: at sixty six percent. When it comes to states in
Speaker 1: the US, who are the top states for infidelity? Texas
Speaker 1: in Alabama, the Nebraska.
Speaker 3: Cornhuskers, Nebraska over off the sixty four percent of people
Speaker 3: in monogamous.
Speaker 2: Monoga relationships counts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cheating. It's cheating. Man kidding me? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. You asked them and they'll say, nah, stupid, Nah,
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: Because does anyone seriously believe seventy one percent of married
Speaker 2: people cheat? I'm sorry, I'm seven percent maybe, but not
Speaker 2: seven survey Norton Commons. I take two dollars out.
Speaker 1: See, I'm not in the seventy one percent. I'm proudly
Speaker 1: in the other forty percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They they they were filming that Hallmark Christmas story
Speaker 2: at Norton's Common I was like, that's the worst, the
Speaker 2: worst place you could do it story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more men than women confess on cheating, that's no shocker.
Speaker 1: Twenty three percent of men versus nineteen percent of women.
Speaker 1: Most the careers of the people. For men, the cheat
Speaker 1: most the trades like carpenters, plumbers, and electricians, and it
Speaker 1: for women it's men carpenters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna I thought you would say doctors
Speaker 2: because they worked long hours.
Speaker 1: Well, for women, it's for women. It's medical and education.
Speaker 2: Education. Uh huh oh boy. So if a car or
Speaker 2: it comes to fix the deck of a teacher, fix
Speaker 2: the what it's a guarantee, Yeah, fix the one guarantee.
Speaker 2: You know what he said? Shut up? So then stop
Speaker 2: women say when you say, I would think doctors or
Speaker 2: lawyers that have long hours and their egos are out
Speaker 2: of control. Yeah, here to.
Speaker 1: Fix your deck. More women ninety one confessed to emotional
Speaker 1: cheating as men. That's because men don't have emotions. Did
Speaker 1: you cheat them mostly? Well, no, I mean more men cheated.
Speaker 1: Seventy two percent cheated with a one night stand, where
Speaker 1: women came in only fifty three percent. After having an affair,
Speaker 1: fifty seven percent of women regretted it as opposed to
Speaker 1: seventy one percent of the men regretting it. So the
Speaker 1: women are just dirty scoundrels, right.
Speaker 2: Like Taylor Swift. Right, it's all these women. Remember the
Speaker 2: damn thing differently. It gets worse in their as it
Speaker 2: goes along, and then they have the regret sex.
Speaker 1: Sixty seven percent of men and fifty three percent of
Speaker 1: men who women who cheated on their spouse did it
Speaker 1: more than once.
Speaker 2: And then regretted it. Hey, uh, well, yeah, if you
Speaker 2: do it once right and get away with it, I'm
Speaker 2: sure they're just like, you know, it's terrible, You should
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: Can it?
Speaker 2: Get divorced?
Speaker 3: Just get divorced now if you want to be a
Speaker 3: fool around, yeah, get divorced and keep her out of it.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you all a question? Can you turn
Speaker 1: the mics off just one second?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, put this on while you're doing that.
Speaker 1: Hey, you all, I haven't ever like cheated on me
Speaker 1: and done another radio show without me or anything.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, would you tell me yes?
Speaker 1: Like not even like you don't even do like a
Speaker 1: sports show.
Speaker 3: The biggest one in the city for quite a while,
Speaker 3: talking about your past.
Speaker 1: Everybody has a pass.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about one, guess.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not talking about I'm talking about like on
Speaker 1: the weekends during sports and you all do like a
Speaker 1: pregame show or oftentimes I'll call you all right before
Speaker 1: the U of L game, and you're saying busy and
Speaker 1: I can hear people in the background like sportsball stuff.
Speaker 1: You're not doing like an extra sports pregame show without me,
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, turn the MIC's back on.
Speaker 2: All right, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. We just little technical difficulties we had there.
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