Speaker 1: See I'm like, oh, okay, well anyway, I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 1: This is Laura Kane After Dark, and this is my
Speaker 1: co host of five years. Oh my god, over five years,
Speaker 1: Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 2: We've been a in a twenty year plus relationship.
Speaker 1: You keep adding on years we've actually known each other eighteen. No,
Speaker 1: but you can round it up. I don't. It'll be
Speaker 1: forty next going to be our whole entire live.
Speaker 2: We're kids, since we're kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, today we're playing a very special game of never
Speaker 1: have I ever. We're playing a drinking game. But we're
Speaker 1: not drinking alcohol.
Speaker 3: You guys are playing a drinking game.
Speaker 1: No, we're all playing the drinker. We're all playing the
Speaker 1: drinking game.
Speaker 3: I can't drink after drive.
Speaker 1: We're not drinking alcohol.
Speaker 3: No, I can't. I can't drive with any fluids in
Speaker 3: my body.
Speaker 2: O me either. Yeah either, that's right. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what I don't want to have to do it urgency
Speaker 2: at night home.
Speaker 1: Listen, you are going to be honest. No, and you
Speaker 1: are going to Yes, you are.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: I believe it will tell by your face you think
Speaker 1: you have a poker face.
Speaker 3: But okay, we'll see if I okay, whatever whatever.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna play that and then oh on Saturday,
Speaker 1: which is just a couple of days away, we have
Speaker 1: our big podcast Pumpkin Patch Day at California farm Life,
Speaker 1: which is in Ramona. And uh, Alisa from outl outlining,
Speaker 1: I can't ever say that outlander Highland cattle with their
Speaker 1: little miniature cows. She brings them to the farm. The
Speaker 1: farm has all sorts of pumpkins, pink pumpkins, gourds, pumpkins
Speaker 1: with warts. Don't yawn and he didn't. Okay. I fun
Speaker 1: smacking you though, and uh, you enjoyed that I did.
Speaker 1: I did a lot actually, and then no tractors for
Speaker 1: the kids to and it's all free and all a
Speaker 1: palette maze and you get to pick flowers or some flowers.
Speaker 1: It's just a really cool photo op opportunity. We're going
Speaker 1: to be there at one o'clock Saturday. The directions are
Speaker 1: at Laura Kane after dark dot com all the info.
Speaker 1: But it would be a fun family, our date, a
Speaker 1: fun date day.
Speaker 2: Look for me locked in a pen with.
Speaker 1: I know button, oh, I know. You get to see
Speaker 1: your little button, oh my little button. So there's food
Speaker 1: there too. You can buy, there's a gift store. It's
Speaker 1: just going to be It's just really fun. I'm very
Speaker 1: much looking forward to me. So it's Saturday the nineteenth
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Speaker 1: Okay, before I get to the one thing that I've
Speaker 1: done twice in a month, I have a gift for
Speaker 1: both of you, and you're probably gonna be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: but I did have the maid for you.
Speaker 2: Guys. You didn't have what.
Speaker 1: Laura Kane after Dark ball caps.
Speaker 3: Oh those are cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which one do you want, Brian, you want the
Speaker 1: blue logo or you want the white logo? Or do
Speaker 1: you want the white logo. I'll take the I mean
Speaker 1: you take the blue logo and and then there's the
Speaker 1: white logo and then I have a pink one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't want that one.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I know, well, I knew better than that. So we
Speaker 1: each get a hat and you're up. What went on?
Speaker 1: Even though it doesn't match my outfit.
Speaker 2: It's cute, very cute. Thanks mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you're yawning. That's not good.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're gonna play a game of never Have
Speaker 1: I ever? But first a drinking game. But we're not
Speaker 1: going to drink. We're drink something horrific.
Speaker 3: I told you to drive. Uh, I'm sober from fluids.
Speaker 1: Two times this month I have I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's not tired. I'm not tired what I'm getting dressed.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe I'm not paying attention, or maybe I'm
Speaker 1: dealing with the dog or too many things. I get
Speaker 1: to where I'm going and I have to use the restroom,
Speaker 1: and I take down underwear and realize that the crotch
Speaker 1: of my underwear is on the side of my hip.
Speaker 1: I have my underwear on upside, like sideways.
Speaker 4: This happened the other night when she came over for dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I wanted to know, and everybody was grossed out.
Speaker 1: Don't go there. I don't think you should go.
Speaker 4: I wanted to know no, there was a lip slip,
Speaker 4: like if it looked like a piece of dental floss between.
Speaker 1: No, I don't wear underwear that like sexy.
Speaker 3: Hello, we don't. No, no, no, no, no, I don't
Speaker 3: need Oh god, anyway, can't you tell like did you
Speaker 3: feel that?
Speaker 1: Kind of not and then kind of yes? Like I
Speaker 1: knew I wasn't comfortable, but I wasn't realizing what it was.
Speaker 3: Staff.
Speaker 1: I mean it, you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Banned too far for you to too far?
Speaker 1: Too far? Is that too far for you to yah
Speaker 1: for YouTube? Oh, before we get to the game, did
Speaker 1: you guys know there's a new clown in town? You
Speaker 1: know his name is?
Speaker 3: It's the territoric?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what stop it? Right now? The unrated
Speaker 1: gorefest terror Fire three won the box office this weekends
Speaker 1: last weekend, opening with eighteen point two million. It beat Joker.
Speaker 2: For the money back eighty one.
Speaker 3: Well it didn't even open strong.
Speaker 1: It's the worst second weekend decline for a comic book
Speaker 1: movie in history.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just don't care to see it.
Speaker 1: That is awful. I mean I feel bad for Do
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Lady Kaga? Yeah? I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because everybody says she's good in it.
Speaker 3: Well, it shouldn't have been the musical.
Speaker 1: No, it shouldn't have Yeah, that was that was weird
Speaker 1: from the get and coming on the twenty third of October.
Speaker 1: I know you'll love this. I know Elvis will love this.
Speaker 1: It'd be so cute. But they say the company says
Speaker 1: that they've been they've been asked multiple times. They're finally
Speaker 1: coming out with crocs for dogs. Now they're coming forward.
Speaker 1: They have little straps so you can keep them on
Speaker 1: your feet, so you can wear your crocs and your
Speaker 1: dog can wear your crocks and come out on the
Speaker 1: twenty third of October. Soay, no, okay, So we're gonna
Speaker 1: play never have I ever. Now, if you've done the
Speaker 1: thing that I read on the card, then you have
Speaker 1: to take just a tiny sip of oh, the most
Speaker 1: horrific stuff in the world.
Speaker 3: Tomato, so you will like some people love this stuff.
Speaker 1: People make body Mary's out of this.
Speaker 3: You think they're gross, some people love them.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can't have anything spicy this is. It doesn't
Speaker 4: have the tabasca, No damn it.
Speaker 1: Water, tomato, corn syrup, citric onion. Okay, garlic, what.
Speaker 3: Did you just give over that start?
Speaker 1: With citric acid. Too bad. Oh, and then here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is what's happening here, dried clam broth.
Speaker 3: Gross, shake it up. I know it is so every
Speaker 3: time it looks delicious, But aul Yu, this is what
Speaker 3: we're doing.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna pour.
Speaker 2: I'm already gonna puke.
Speaker 1: Here, come get your glass.
Speaker 3: Some people drink this for fun. Oh.
Speaker 1: Some people like mixing it with their vodka whatever whatever
Speaker 1: you make up bloody marry.
Speaker 3: With Okay, I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: Eric, here's yours. Oh stop it. You're you're taking pills
Speaker 1: now for this, so you're you're fine. So gross, I've
Speaker 1: never had this plane because it always looks so gross
Speaker 1: on this shelf.
Speaker 2: It looks disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who would drink that? But this is what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. Okay.
Speaker 2: It looks like a blood clots.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Okay, So play some sort of music so
Speaker 1: we have some excitement because.
Speaker 2: If we do it, we have to take a sip.
Speaker 1: If we've done the thing on the card, like I'll
Speaker 1: for example, no.
Speaker 2: Don't read it yet, we just have to take a sip.
Speaker 2: Have we done it?
Speaker 1: Okay? If it's happened to you or if you've done it?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever gotten super high from an edible?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, drink m or drink right now.
Speaker 3: I remember done.
Speaker 1: No, he accidentally took one, but he thought it was
Speaker 1: like a melatonin thing and it was an edible and
Speaker 1: it trested him up big time. He didn't mean to
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh god, weak of a glass of Oh
Speaker 3: he's got one.
Speaker 2: That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever thrown up at a party?
Speaker 3: Never? Never take a big old gold blorer gross.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, not in front of people, but
Speaker 1: at somebody else's house. Oh, oh, that's gnarly.
Speaker 3: That is not good.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever gone one month without having sex?
Speaker 1: Have you gone a month without having sex? Yes? You
Speaker 1: haven't gone a month without having sex? Yes, so you
Speaker 1: don't have to drink. Oh everyone has gone a month
Speaker 1: without having Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you're all born into have you? No?
Speaker 1: I mean, like in your adult recently, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know. Whatever. Never have I ever not pooped for
Speaker 1: more than three days?
Speaker 3: I have never.
Speaker 1: It's never been three days. You've never been stressed that
Speaker 1: you're not pooping?
Speaker 3: No strong bowet movements that seems to be a uniquely
Speaker 3: female problem.
Speaker 2: Well, it seems to be a uniquely Laura came problem.
Speaker 1: It's not just Laura.
Speaker 3: I hear that from women on. It seems to be
Speaker 3: a common social media thing because they get bloating. Guys
Speaker 3: don't get bloated.
Speaker 1: They just God. Never have I ever sent somebody a
Speaker 1: nude selfie?
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: Take a big old gold because I know you have.
Speaker 1: I always had a policy never to do that, because.
Speaker 3: That's good, that's smart. But I broke it, oh recently,
Speaker 3: semi recently maybe wait what, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not talking about it anymore. I took my drink. Drink.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that afterwards.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever Why am I Okay, this is terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be drinking this whole freaking thing, this whole bottle.
Speaker 1: I haven't had You haven't had one sip. Never have
Speaker 1: I ever broken up with somebody buy text? No? Well no,
Speaker 1: I've never broke up with somebody, But somebody broke up
Speaker 1: with me via text.
Speaker 2: Broke up with somebody broke up with me via text?
Speaker 3: Too. Have you ever broken up with someone over text? No?
Speaker 1: So we Yeah, it's not fun and it's very rude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally never cares. I know right. Never have I ever
Speaker 1: purchased a sex toy?
Speaker 3: No really Eric.
Speaker 1: Recently?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Throw away store in tjuanna.
Speaker 3: Don't trust it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but I haven't used it yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh okay, this isn't never have I ever? This is
Speaker 1: just like a fun like icebreaker, give us a talent.
Speaker 1: You have a quirky talent and share it with the group.
Speaker 1: What kind of like funky?
Speaker 3: What's the criteria for drinking?
Speaker 1: There's like I said, this is a break from the drinking,
Speaker 1: so with its just like here's mine. I have double
Speaker 1: jointed thumbs.
Speaker 3: Look that's not talent.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, but that's not a talent.
Speaker 1: It is quirky. And I can bend my can you
Speaker 1: bend the top of your Okay? But like this is weird.
Speaker 2: This is weird.
Speaker 1: Do you have any like, can you like do an
Speaker 1: shuffle cards? Real?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Can you do the thing with a cherry? I really
Speaker 1: want to be able to?
Speaker 3: Is that real or is that a yeah, No, that's
Speaker 3: a real thing. It's I can't.
Speaker 1: That is incredible to me. That is very impressive. When
Speaker 1: somebody can tie a knot and a cherry stem I can't.
Speaker 2: I have a quirky talent, but I can't show it
Speaker 2: on the air.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: Moving on, dude, I don't think it's that quirk. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know, but I don't care to go. No,
Speaker 1: we're not going down that hole.
Speaker 3: Open door, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever had cops show up at my door?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: No, yep, one, two, three, four times.
Speaker 3: Nice. I'm as clean as the whistle, thankfully.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, let me just give this. One of
Speaker 1: them was for I was a fifty one to fifty
Speaker 1: because this is when I went to rehab. One was
Speaker 1: because they were looking for somebody in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Oh they they were just asking if you were right.
Speaker 1: And the other one was somebody broke into this place
Speaker 1: and the police came over to take a report, and
Speaker 1: then I forgot the other one. Never have I ever
Speaker 1: slept with.
Speaker 2: An XP No, that's why they're an ex.
Speaker 1: It's stupid and dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it again.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever been kicked out of a party.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, what about you? You've been kicked out
Speaker 1: of a bar at a bar.
Speaker 2: That was not a party.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right?
Speaker 2: Are you kicked to have a bar because I was
Speaker 2: dancing on a riser?
Speaker 1: Well, why it doesn't drink, oh boy?
Speaker 2: And I was told to get off, and then I
Speaker 2: got right back up on again.
Speaker 1: And it was a cafe se right, that was different one.
Speaker 2: No, both of those happened to Cafe Sevilla.
Speaker 3: Wait, is that even a bar?
Speaker 2: It's a bar and a rest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's been around for a long time.
Speaker 4: So the first time I was there, I got kicked
Speaker 4: out for dancing. No, that wasn't a cafes, that was it.
Speaker 4: That was at a different club cafes. I got kicked
Speaker 4: out because I got.
Speaker 1: I got kicked.
Speaker 3: Rest.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when he drinks. He drops trout.
Speaker 3: That's that's pretty intense.
Speaker 2: I dropped and chirt and shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've butt the fluff fly I did, and
Speaker 1: there fluff down here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You like you like it fluffy a little bit of
Speaker 1: fluff and soft fluffiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like the little boy, Okay, I know gross.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever borrowed something from my roommate and
Speaker 1: lost in never never headphone.
Speaker 3: It's happened to me, But I've never done somebody else.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, This is the grossest stuff in the world.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever stolen silverware from a restaurant?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Why have you stolen?
Speaker 1: College?
Speaker 3: Forks are not expensive.
Speaker 1: Because I needed it for what I was in college
Speaker 1: Kina had no money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but even forks are basically free from.
Speaker 1: It was a metal fork, obviously. The Never have I
Speaker 1: ever been caught sneaking in or out of a fraternity
Speaker 1: or so alreaty? No, I've done the walk shame in
Speaker 1: an Indian costume. Oh god, it was and it was inappropriate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you weren't the only one.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm taking the tiny steps because damn. Never
Speaker 1: have I ever been caught hooking up in a car?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 1: No, no, oh, thank god, thank god. Never have I
Speaker 1: ever past no not. Never have I ever caused someone
Speaker 1: to get stitches? No, you've never. Okay. Never have I
Speaker 1: ever called my parents while drunk? No? Probably when I
Speaker 1: was drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, much, when I barfed on my mom. I didn't
Speaker 2: call her.
Speaker 1: Oh she just showed up.
Speaker 2: She just showed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm gonna have to reapoor. Never
Speaker 1: have I ever been drunk in public before eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh not, no, Holy crap. Yeah, Laura one.
Speaker 1: Day. Why do you think?
Speaker 2: Why do you think would you like me to give
Speaker 2: you another heavy? Poor? O?
Speaker 3: God, god, it used to be so bad ass Laura,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, gross. Oh I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Okay, now get ready. Brother. Never have I ever facetimed
Speaker 1: or zoomed somebody while naked? Nope, drink me drink. I
Speaker 1: didn't see your nakedness, but you told me you were naked.
Speaker 1: You were like in bed, and I was just sell
Speaker 1: your face. I'm naked, drink.
Speaker 2: Right, But you didn't see anything.
Speaker 1: I know, but you were naked. That doesn't matter. Drink up.
Speaker 1: You know what I got to drink too.
Speaker 3: You FaceTime someone will naked?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I FaceTime like my daughter and stuff. That counts well, No,
Speaker 1: I mean like when we getting ready for whatever whatever?
Speaker 1: Stop it. Uh okay. Never have I ever been drawn
Speaker 1: on while I was passed out from drinking in junior
Speaker 1: high school? Oh okay, this is my first Okay, so
Speaker 1: this is the story. This is what I Oh god,
Speaker 1: that's bad. This is my first time I ever got drunk.
Speaker 1: It was at my friend's house. And her parents were
Speaker 1: away for the weekend and she had a party and
Speaker 1: she invited some guys and some girls. And the guys
Speaker 1: brought over pre made Long Island iced teasing, big giant bottles.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's horrible, horrible, right. Yeah, So I start
Speaker 1: drinking it, and I'm starting to like the way i feel.
Speaker 1: This is the first time. I'm starting to get buzzed
Speaker 1: and drunk. I'm starting to like the way I feel.
Speaker 1: Drink more, drink more, drink more, drink more. Next thing
Speaker 1: I know, I am laying on the floor and they
Speaker 1: have drawn circles around all the moles that are on
Speaker 1: my back. I used to have like moles on my
Speaker 1: back for I've taken up, and they drew a penis
Speaker 1: on my butt cheek. Oh, and also they didn't draw
Speaker 1: but I ended up and then and then I blacked
Speaker 1: out again. And then I ended up on the grass
Speaker 1: and somebody was like trying to wake me up, and
Speaker 1: I remember saying, don't rock the boat.
Speaker 3: Don't rock the boat. That felt so sick.
Speaker 1: I think I was in my own puke.
Speaker 3: But that was my first drawings and then junior high.
Speaker 3: So how were you like?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Yes, God, I don't even think I got drunk until
Speaker 3: will I was after I was eighteen. Really, I was
Speaker 3: a good kid. I was like a really good kid.
Speaker 3: I did not break rules.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're like a unicorn.
Speaker 3: I may have even been like nineteen, That is crazy.
Speaker 3: I think first time I got tipsy, I probably it
Speaker 3: was either seventeen or eighteen, just because my parents let
Speaker 3: me have a glass of wine with dinner.
Speaker 1: Glass of wine.
Speaker 3: It was a pretty big glass of wine. But I
Speaker 3: was like, oh God, like this, did you like the feeling?
Speaker 3: Or that was great? But like I was just tipsy.
Speaker 3: I was not drunk. My head was just kind of heavy.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 1: Never, oh god, I can't get this taste on him.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever taken a friend to the emergency room.
Speaker 2: Yes, me and Brian, we both took I know, that
Speaker 2: was just urgent care.
Speaker 3: That was not the emergency.
Speaker 2: No, it was the emergency.
Speaker 3: That's not the same thing.
Speaker 1: It was the emergence drink. Oh right now, go ahead, Brian,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Brian, go ahead, Brian. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh wow, it's not good. Saying that it's
Speaker 3: not good, but it's not that bad. Oh, it's so salty.
Speaker 1: God, it has clam broth.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't mind that part, but the oh
Speaker 3: salty juice.
Speaker 1: Never have I ever peed into an empty bottle? No, no, no, oh,
Speaker 1: not even on a road trip in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And I think that is it perfect?
Speaker 3: Oh? Is that all of them?
Speaker 1: Yes? That there's one thing that that is a that's
Speaker 1: a it's it's a kind of an icebreaker that you
Speaker 1: can stop drinking for a minute until your next turn.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to take turns. You have to alternate between
Speaker 1: smiling and frowning, smiling and frowning until until until you
Speaker 1: you can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3: Until you can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Until it's your turn.
Speaker 3: It's stupid, This is stupid, this is I looked so dumb.
Speaker 2: I looked ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Can I don't even know? Can I frown? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good friend.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's old lady.
Speaker 1: No, no, I better not do that. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: those like Marionette lines.
Speaker 4: That was a really Wow, that's an old lady. And
Speaker 4: if you didn't have your lips done, they'd be all
Speaker 4: curled in. Oh wow, that would be you frown.
Speaker 1: Let me see from you're the saddest. You're the saddest man.
Speaker 1: A whole.
Speaker 3: I'm my whole.
Speaker 2: Aesthetic is a permanent frown. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Okay, he's got RBF.
Speaker 1: More more downturn.
Speaker 3: Do you like the comp Do you like the comical?
Speaker 3: Like theater?
Speaker 2: Mask?
Speaker 3: Frown? No? Like make your lips pointing downwards?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, well now I'm going to
Speaker 1: finally read something. Oh did you like the game that
Speaker 1: we played? That where we kept when you were a
Speaker 1: winner or a loser? But I asked you questions and
Speaker 1: I had to give you a point for every one
Speaker 1: thing that you've done.
Speaker 3: Think, so yeah, last time.
Speaker 1: But I have a couple more if we if we
Speaker 1: want to spend some more time together. Do you want
Speaker 1: to spend more time together?
Speaker 3: No, I'm paid to be here, so I guess.
Speaker 1: So okay, wait, let me get my pen.
Speaker 3: I'm not if I'm not going to contractually obligated, I'm
Speaker 3: not the door, so I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know where your contract is right now?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can go.
Speaker 2: My writer says I have to be out of here
Speaker 2: by eight thirty.
Speaker 3: Your writer was never signed.
Speaker 2: It's eight it's eight thirty three now I'm on overtime.
Speaker 1: Do you have a pen?
Speaker 3: I don't know where mine went to break it. We
Speaker 3: never notarized your writer, so it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of worth What do you mean whatever, We'll just
Speaker 1: keep heading track. Okay, have you ever have you gotten
Speaker 1: food poisoning in the last year?
Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: What was it from? I don't remember what kind of food.
Speaker 2: I think it was from a salad?
Speaker 1: Oh, see, sounds can that to you?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I don't. I feel like I
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got to find something that's wood. Is this wood?
Speaker 1: This is wood? It's kind of it's cardboard.
Speaker 3: That's not wood. I have never you've never had food poisoning.
Speaker 3: Oh god, let's go get some cheap Chinese food right now.
Speaker 1: That's why staal with.
Speaker 2: Let's let's give Laura some warm clamato. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, this might do.
Speaker 3: What's like the food that has the stereotype of that's
Speaker 3: the one you gotta watch out.
Speaker 1: For, chicken, salmonillas under seafood.
Speaker 3: I always kind of have Italian food.
Speaker 1: Like clams or oysters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you touch your toes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, spy standing up. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh uh, not really really, I can.
Speaker 1: You can. That's a pretty impresive for guy. I can
Speaker 1: get close it, yeah, because most guys can't. Most guys
Speaker 1: can't or they're not as flexible. I could put my
Speaker 1: full on hands on the floor.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't do that anyway.
Speaker 1: Have you do you have over fifty unread emails on
Speaker 1: your phone?
Speaker 2: I have four thousand unread emails.
Speaker 3: I think I have like twenty five hundred. I no,
Speaker 3: I have twenty three thousands.
Speaker 1: I have the same.
Speaker 3: Most of them are jumped though.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just don't spend the time doing it.
Speaker 3: I stopped deleting after a while.
Speaker 1: Is there a program or something that I can use
Speaker 1: that can mast because I I always think about that, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I went. Okay, I went on a trip
Speaker 1: by myself to Sedona. This is the only time I've
Speaker 1: ever been on a vacation by myself. This was in
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. On the way back, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to go see the swing by and see
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon. How cool it was raining that day.
Speaker 1: I paid the twenty five dollars to get into the park.
Speaker 1: I get to the ledge with the railing, I look
Speaker 1: over the entire canyon was fogged in. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I didn't see one down. I couldn't see down.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I was like, this is did you wake
Speaker 3: a couple of hours to burn off?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't get home. I had to get home
Speaker 1: and it was like it was a stormy So no,
Speaker 1: I actually so I actually haven't.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: I did wake up at like five am once like
Speaker 3: hike Cow's Mountain with my dog once. Actually, I probably
Speaker 3: was up at like four thirty because it was like
Speaker 3: I think it was in the summer or whinter, so
Speaker 3: early sunrise. I got up there exhausting and my dog
Speaker 3: was being a paint about it, and boom cloud right
Speaker 3: in the middle, like over the top of the entire mountain.
Speaker 3: So you couldn't see the sun rise at all. Oh no,
Speaker 3: what can you do?
Speaker 1: Did you know that there was a comet or there
Speaker 1: is a comet that you can see to the end
Speaker 1: of the month. But it was really super bright this weekend.
Speaker 3: I looked for a bite and see it.
Speaker 1: You were okay, there were there's three things going on.
Speaker 1: There were two meteor showers and then this comet and
Speaker 1: one of the meteor showers Drackianoid or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's different because you could see it in the early evening,
Speaker 1: like at dinner time.
Speaker 3: So I didn't see anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't I forgot to look outside. But I would
Speaker 1: have loved to see that comet.
Speaker 3: I like when you can see SpaceX launched their rockets
Speaker 3: from Where's It's not Ventura, It's it's up north though,
Speaker 3: a couple of hundred miles.
Speaker 1: So get this, that comet has not been seen by
Speaker 1: the human eye for eighty thousand years and it won't
Speaker 1: be again. The last humans to see that comment were Neanderthals, crazy.
Speaker 2: In fact, to swear you can still see it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to the end of the month. It's still visible.
Speaker 1: But it was the brightest over the weekend because it
Speaker 1: was the closest to Earth that it was going to get.
Speaker 1: And Okay, have you ever toilet papered to house?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: Yes I have not? In high school?
Speaker 3: Nope. I told you I was a goody two shoes kid.
Speaker 2: Lord did it like last weekend?
Speaker 1: Have you ever traveled to another country alone? No? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: me too, which country.
Speaker 2: Italy alone?
Speaker 1: You went to Italy alone?
Speaker 3: Was it for work?
Speaker 2: It was for work?
Speaker 1: Oh oh when you were modeling?
Speaker 3: Oh where'd you go to? Oh, Mexico? Yeah duh every
Speaker 3: other weekend? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever let well, this is so for
Speaker 1: me to ask you this. Have you ever left a
Speaker 1: bad YELP review? I never have.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 2: There are thousands of from you bad Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think you live for that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: and you write so well that they are they are,
Speaker 1: they are crushing these reviews.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever hitchhiked? No?
Speaker 3: No, no way, That's how you get murdered by a
Speaker 3: serial killer exactly. Ed Kemper would like to have a word.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Me too, and it sucks. But do you have a journal? Nope? No,
Speaker 1: I have like five that I've started in and none
Speaker 1: of them I have like I've never completed all.
Speaker 3: It's like your diary and then that's it.
Speaker 1: Like it'll be like twenty twenty one. I have something
Speaker 1: written down, and then like a year will pass and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'll stuck this up again, and then
Speaker 1: I'll do it like for three days, and then I
Speaker 1: just don't do it. For like another two years. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I have. Have you ever had phone sex? No? No? Wow,
Speaker 1: you really are a unicorn.
Speaker 3: That doesn't even sound appealing.
Speaker 1: No really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, like I don't think I really have properly,
Speaker 3: but like you're so far removed from actual sex, Like,
Speaker 3: at what point is that just like just weird?
Speaker 1: You're just telling the other personally? I want I want
Speaker 1: pretendly my hand is touching you.
Speaker 3: That's called four play. Well.
Speaker 1: No, like if you're if you're like an, if there's
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship.
Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, it really feels like you're here next
Speaker 3: to me. Well love it.
Speaker 1: Have you sent a selfie to somebody in the last
Speaker 1: twenty four hours?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 1: No, me, neither are so there. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let me see No you can't. Oh wait, dude again,
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. I can't raise my eyebrows at all.
Speaker 2: She has botox?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and then RoboCop.
Speaker 1: One more, one more, one more and one more. Uh.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been set up with somebody on a date? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm supposedly gonna meet the love of my life by
Speaker 1: somebody setting me up.
Speaker 3: According to it, I should have brought them. I got
Speaker 3: an authentic set of original writer tarot cards.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's super cool.
Speaker 3: Guy them at the record store.
Speaker 1: So they're like vintage, are they? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're older. They're not like old old.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you see the movie taro.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was awful.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't think it was.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 3: There were some interesting scenes, but mostly it was awful.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's put this aside for now. For now, let
Speaker 1: I need to talk this out a little bit before
Speaker 1: we end the show. What what are you doing for
Speaker 1: our Halloween episode?
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you.
Speaker 1: I am freaking out right now.
Speaker 3: Let me just say it arrives in the mail tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Why, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Because maybe like as a precursor, we can bring in
Speaker 1: that the tarot cards. Maybe you can learn how to
Speaker 1: We'll just learn how to know. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: I learned how to give in a tarot. I googled
Speaker 3: it in two minutes and I learned how to do it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then you're gonna taro us next year,
Speaker 1: next episode.
Speaker 2: No, and Brian said, I won't be phased by what
Speaker 2: he's doing, but you're not gonna like it.
Speaker 1: I know, because it doesna happen in my house. He said,
Speaker 1: something's gonna linger.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, I don't believe in taro, so
Speaker 3: I don't have any magic to pass on to you
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: I totally do. So bring them in because these these
Speaker 1: are likely vited.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're not that old, they're just classic.
Speaker 1: I would love for you to bring them because I'd
Speaker 1: love to see what we pull because remember with Natalie
Speaker 1: what we pulled. I pulled the double and you pulled death.
Speaker 1: But it works once, and I forgot when you pulled
Speaker 1: something like hop and stance or something weird. Anyway, Okay,
Speaker 1: join us Saturday at one o'clock at California farm Life
Speaker 1: in Ramona. The directions everything on our website Laura Kane
Speaker 1: after Dark dot com. It's Pumpkin Patch podcast has fun
Speaker 1: with baby cows and tractors and my little sunflowers and
Speaker 1: little lamb. Oh my god, I cant I know it's
Speaker 1: gonna be so fun. One o'clock will be there. I
Speaker 1: join us. It's free and it's for the whole family,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: And then we'll do stuff that's very unfamily like no,
Speaker 2: we know.
Speaker 3: We got to be good.
Speaker 1: We gotta be good.
Speaker 2: Well, you you can't be.
Speaker 1: We need to have a talk after the show.
Speaker 2: Oh, daddy's gonna get scolded.
Speaker 1: Yes, daddy's gonna have to behave in public like that's
Speaker 1: a normal expectation, that's like common sense.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: You barely behave in private, I know.
Speaker 1: Anyway, with that, thank you for listening and watching and
Speaker 1: love your podcast.
Speaker 2: You didn't see anything about my shirt.
Speaker 1: I've seen that shirt like five times, five times. This
Speaker 1: is this shirt's like three years old.
Speaker 2: I thought that it was. I was pulling out a vintage.
Speaker 1: No yere one you wore last episode that was new.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows I'm a lesbian. Oh yeah, love your podcast,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Love you.
Speaker 3: My sweet baby Spye do Is insult him a little
Speaker 3: bit and sad bye