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Speaker 1: We love you. Hello and happy Halloween. It's Thursday, Halloween.
Speaker 1: It's Halloween, my favorite. I think it's my favorite.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Fourth of July might be my favorite holiday just because
Speaker 1: it brings back so many good memories For me as
Speaker 1: a child. But I also love Halloween.
Speaker 4: Fourth of July.
Speaker 1: Do you like Halloween?
Speaker 4: Halloween's my favorite. But fourth of July is a very
Speaker 4: feel good holiday, it sure is.
Speaker 1: And then you like Christmas?
Speaker 4: Right? I do I hate Halloween?
Speaker 1: You you do not? Like we need to remind you
Speaker 1: you do not hate Halloween. You have had a weird
Speaker 1: like shift in your thought.
Speaker 4: Process, like the last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two years. I don't know what happened. What happened?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: I've always hated I've always hated Halloween.
Speaker 4: You were my first. You were so pumped up for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you were sure, and you were excited to
Speaker 1: like dress up and everything.
Speaker 4: No, okay, I am excited to dress up in this though.
Speaker 1: Yes I'm giving this to uh to Eric after I
Speaker 1: wear it, because we wear the same size clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, anyway, So I don't know what he's going
Speaker 1: to do with it. I don't want to know. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Oh you'll see, Oh I will I hope.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I have some really interesting Halloween
Speaker 1: stats that I'm going to pass along to you. We
Speaker 1: also have a game, which is scarier. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like would you rather? But it's like, which is we're
Speaker 1: going to call it? Which is scarier? And then I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you about Friday Night. Friday Night? Should
Speaker 1: I just go right into it or should I give
Speaker 1: you no, I'm going to give you the scenario when
Speaker 1: we start playing the game, which is scarier? Because it's
Speaker 1: I I'm really curious to know your answer to this
Speaker 1: one specific question. Now, you were going to say something
Speaker 1: that you saw or was was scary? That is a
Speaker 1: good movie to watch?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on Netflix and it's the new Sam Raimi movie.
Speaker 4: Who Did Evil Dead?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it currently currently on Netflix? It just started on
Speaker 2: Friday and it's called Don't Move.
Speaker 1: And is there anybody in it that isn't a notable
Speaker 1: or is.
Speaker 4: It just so?
Speaker 2: No, it's I think she's pretty much an unknown. But
Speaker 2: it's about a serial killer that injects his victim with
Speaker 2: a narcotic that will shut her entire system down in
Speaker 2: twenty minutes, so she has twenty minutes to get away
Speaker 2: from him. Wow, Hey, and it looks really good.
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever experienced sleep paralysis? You know what
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I've never experienced it. Real quick Sam Raimi's not
Speaker 4: actually attached to that project.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, who is then?
Speaker 4: Oh it says his name, but he's not credited as anything.
Speaker 4: Oh he produced it. Okay, produced it? Okay.
Speaker 1: Sorry, by the way. Cute costume, little minion, thank you.
Speaker 1: I like the glasses and I love the hat in
Speaker 1: your little gloves.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I wish it had magnified his eyes, but
Speaker 4: I know it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I know those coke bottle glasses. Okay, So cue the
Speaker 1: fun Halloween music because this was a Halloween party that
Speaker 1: we had on Friday here at the house. Now, it
Speaker 1: was mainly Antonio's party because it was a poker slash
Speaker 1: Halloween costume party, and most of the people invited were
Speaker 1: people from his work because they love his poker parties.
Speaker 1: And he does it up like he has like he
Speaker 1: has like little going away gifts. He has a prize wheel.
Speaker 1: He has prizes that are numbered like after the game's over,
Speaker 1: food music, we had some karaoke, like he had he
Speaker 1: put the couch on ballets so the people could sit
Speaker 1: up higher and look over at the game. And we
Speaker 1: were supposed to switch out because there's only like eight
Speaker 1: people that can play at a time, so there was
Speaker 1: probably I don't know. I want to say, like twenty
Speaker 1: people here, and two of the people who came were
Speaker 1: Jody and Penny, my friends, uh huh, and we were
Speaker 1: going to play poker. We were really excited, you know,
Speaker 1: because you have to buy in. You buy in because
Speaker 1: you win real money. And so everybody sat down to
Speaker 1: the table. We go, well, we'll just play the next round.
Speaker 1: So we sat on the couch. We were talking, and
Speaker 1: I could tell just by looking at how excited these
Speaker 1: mainly meant. But there are some girls there too. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're not getting up anytime soon. In fact, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're even going to get a chance to play
Speaker 1: at all. So I look at Jody and I look
Speaker 1: at Penny, and I said, do you want to get
Speaker 1: out of here? And they're like what. I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to leave my own party, and
Speaker 1: so I go, let's go to Moe's.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, So mind you.
Speaker 1: I was wearing my I've just gotten ordered beauty pageant
Speaker 1: outfit with one shoe because I just escaped my attacker.
Speaker 1: I was walking on the sidewalk and on the street
Speaker 1: in Hill christ with one barefoot.
Speaker 4: Gross.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I'm like, can you
Speaker 1: catch anything from your foot? Like really bad? I don't know. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: well obviously when I came back, I I sterilized it heavily.
Speaker 2: She just said, you were Britney spears parasites.
Speaker 1: Yes, how the worms.
Speaker 2: Get in your little Yeah, if you had any kind
Speaker 2: of a cut or anything like that on your foot.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why would you ever walk there? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had to stay true to my character.
Speaker 2: I would have waited and just put on a ballet
Speaker 2: flat and a high heel.
Speaker 1: Let me just say, Mo's is so incredibly fun, and
Speaker 1: it is deck out for Halloween. There's like a bed
Speaker 1: with a dead body. There's a clown that scares you
Speaker 1: when you walk in the door. It was like, of course,
Speaker 1: I screamed my head off And it was so fun.
Speaker 1: And then we went and we had like this big
Speaker 1: giant dessert and we we were talking and and I
Speaker 1: don't know how we got on the topic of tattoos.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, there is a tattoo place
Speaker 1: right around the corner called Vivid Tattoo in Hillgres. I go,
Speaker 1: let's all get matching tattoos.
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Why? Oh god? All right?
Speaker 1: It was one of those nights, I'm sorry, one of
Speaker 1: those nights. Yes, it was no completely, so all of
Speaker 1: us were that's crazy. We went to Vivid Tattoo and
Speaker 1: and Jody, mind you, has never had a tattoo ever
Speaker 1: in her life.
Speaker 2: Good for her, but she now, so she was kind.
Speaker 1: Of hesitant, and I said, well, look, we'll just walk
Speaker 1: in because I don't even know if they accept walk
Speaker 1: ins at this point. Well, it was probably ten thirty
Speaker 1: at night and they close at midnight, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe they're busy. I don't know. Let's just go ask
Speaker 1: and see what they say. And what we wanted was
Speaker 1: a very very delicate, super tiny finger tattoo of a rosary,
Speaker 1: just a little it's very very basic, and I'll show
Speaker 1: it to you in a minute. And we walk in there,
Speaker 1: nobody's in there, and we said, hey, we all want
Speaker 1: to get this matching thing on our finger, and you know,
Speaker 1: could that happen? How long will it take? Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Well it happened. It was really fun. It
Speaker 1: took like maybe ten minutes for them to do each
Speaker 1: one of us, and I got it on my finger
Speaker 1: right here. Look, it's like a little tiny rosary and
Speaker 1: it's just so cute. I love it so much. Now,
Speaker 1: this is my dad, This tattoo I've had for a
Speaker 1: really long time, and it's really thick. I wish it
Speaker 1: wasn't this thick. But it's my dad's actual signature. Heaters.
Speaker 1: That's my maiden name. Anyway, So I thought I will
Speaker 1: do something delicate right here, And.
Speaker 2: I told you, did I not make this? Absolutely, she's
Speaker 2: going to be the tattooed lady.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 4: Never ever ever get any like an impetuous tattoo.
Speaker 1: This was very yes, but this was It wasn't like
Speaker 1: I got something on my arm. Nope, this is just
Speaker 1: and you know what, it'll probably wash off, considering well
Speaker 1: they say tattoos on your fingers are sometimes hard to keep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's across a lifetime. That's thing is still
Speaker 4: going to be there, like ten years.
Speaker 1: I think it's precious and I love it. It's just
Speaker 1: so cute.
Speaker 4: I stand by it. Never get a spontaneous tattoo.
Speaker 1: Well, I we had a blast and we all loved it,
Speaker 1: and even Jody and none of us are like I
Speaker 1: was baptized Catholic, and I went to my kids went
Speaker 1: to Catholic school for a period of time. But I'm
Speaker 1: not a practicing Catholic. But for some reason, I am
Speaker 1: just so attracted to religious art. I love rosaries, I
Speaker 1: love cool crosses, I love icons, I love Eastern Byzantine
Speaker 1: Catholicism of art. I just love like that flat look.
Speaker 4: Byzantium art.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, love it, love it.
Speaker 1: It's just so attractive to me. So anyway, a rosiarie,
Speaker 1: not because I'm super religious, but just because I love
Speaker 1: the way it looks, and it was just so precious
Speaker 1: with my big, my big like scar tattoo.
Speaker 4: Life just looks like a black.
Speaker 1: I know, I look. I do the best I could anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's what happened. And then we came back and
Speaker 1: there was still the party was still going on, and
Speaker 1: nobody even knew we had left. It was like, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. All right, So wait, you already
Speaker 1: told your story right now, I'm just going to get
Speaker 1: right into story. I thought you had a story, but
Speaker 1: you were going to talk about that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what I was going to talk about was
Speaker 2: where your Ears Burning? On Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday nights, not that I was aware of.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Why guess who was in town?
Speaker 1: Oh, number one? Number one?
Speaker 2: Well you're all number one.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we've already established this stop. Number one
Speaker 1: was in town.
Speaker 4: Marlin was in town.
Speaker 1: You saw her both nights? Yes, back to back uh dinners?
Speaker 1: Or did you spend the night or no?
Speaker 4: Back to back dinners?
Speaker 1: There's never been one time in our history.
Speaker 4: All right, calm down, number two.
Speaker 2: Listen, number one, I'm pretty sure you're number three.
Speaker 1: Has Karen inched your way up?
Speaker 2: No, but Karen will be here in a few.
Speaker 4: Weeks future, number three right here, I know.
Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, what remember your idea of
Speaker 2: you and Marla and Karen writing poems to me? Yes,
Speaker 2: Marla vetoed that why refusing to do it? So you
Speaker 2: need to call her and convince her to do it.
Speaker 4: No, that's a real number one move from Marla. That's classy,
Speaker 4: that's Cementsa's number one.
Speaker 1: But why it would be.
Speaker 4: A real number one knows she's number one and doesn't
Speaker 4: feel the need to stoop to the number three spot.
Speaker 1: Well, she never will be number three. She will always
Speaker 1: be number one. But it'll be cute to hear each
Speaker 1: one of us profess our love for you.
Speaker 2: I really think it would be great.
Speaker 1: But she is she going to listen to me? No,
Speaker 1: she won't listen.
Speaker 2: No, she number three pound sound I'm number two.
Speaker 1: In fact, she said I was one and a half.
Speaker 1: She gave that to me.
Speaker 4: That was just her being nice because she's number one.
Speaker 1: My god, Well, all right, now, did you ever dress
Speaker 1: as something I don't want to say, not PC when
Speaker 1: you were younger? Yes, okay, like what.
Speaker 4: I was an Indian? Okay, I think Native American?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, okay, it was a Native American.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think I was. I also was one of
Speaker 1: those at one point. I don't. I'm sure I've told
Speaker 1: you the story before, but I still believe that I
Speaker 1: should call CPS on my mom even today. When I
Speaker 1: was eight, I might even have been seven, I painted
Speaker 1: and created and studied my dad's empty classic yellow cores can,
Speaker 1: made a cardboard thing, stapled it around me, put holes
Speaker 1: in it from my arms, and I went trigger treating
Speaker 1: with my parents up and down the neighborhood, dressed as
Speaker 1: a course can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like the night when you went at
Speaker 4: a different time.
Speaker 2: What about when you went as a lady of the evening.
Speaker 1: No that was the next year.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, this sad is crazy.
Speaker 1: No, I told my appearents, I go, I want to
Speaker 1: go for treating as a hooker. Now, look, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what a hooker was. I didn't even know what
Speaker 1: sex was. I didn't know anything. I think I was ten.
Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, I'd be worried nine or ten, I would
Speaker 4: be worried about that about future decisions.
Speaker 1: I just thought that. I just I must have seen
Speaker 1: a movie or something where these ladies dressed up all
Speaker 1: fancy like or made up or something and they called
Speaker 1: him a hooker and I'm like, oh, I want to
Speaker 1: be that for Halloween.
Speaker 4: So was it? Was it?
Speaker 2: The ABC movie of the Week, Dawn Portrait of the Teenage.
Speaker 4: Prostitute. All the famous prostitute movies weren't even out yet,
Speaker 4: like Pretty Women, Showgirls.
Speaker 1: Not only did my mom let me wear my aunt's wig, nylons,
Speaker 1: short skirt, she gave me a sig, real sig to hold,
Speaker 1: and my dad gave me a beer bottle as a problem.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 1: A sig and a beer bottle and a wig and
Speaker 1: makeup and lipstick. And when people would ask me. I
Speaker 1: remember this vividly because my parents are with us trick
Speaker 1: or treating down in the neighborhood. Oh what are you?
Speaker 1: And my mom would chime in real quick, Oh, she's
Speaker 1: just a pretty lady. She wouldn't say because I was
Speaker 1: gonna blurt out hook or why would she let you go?
Speaker 4: Is one?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 4: So weird?
Speaker 1: What time is it? We should call my We call Mary?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me call her. Honestly, though for the seventies
Speaker 4: that was probably only like minor leg like are you
Speaker 4: calling Mary or Ama?
Speaker 1: Well, let me call answer for you. Okay, connect yourself
Speaker 1: to the broadcaster.
Speaker 4: If someone let's se if someone's already connected.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to disconnect. Wait, I just disconnected myself.
Speaker 1: Just well whatever, I'm sorry. I thought I was doing
Speaker 1: the right thing. I think I'm going to tell my
Speaker 1: mom that I'm gonna I'm calling CPS.
Speaker 4: You're connected? Call Mary?
Speaker 1: Okay. She's not going to be happy. She's not like
Speaker 1: being on the air because she's so good. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to know, you know what. I want to know
Speaker 1: the real answer to this. When I said I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a hooker, what was her reaction? She might
Speaker 1: be out doing her crosswords, having her sticky and drinky.
Speaker 1: That's what she does every night, So I don't know,
Speaker 1: she might not have to be near her phone.
Speaker 4: Can you text her?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let me text her real quick. This is very important.
Speaker 2: It really is, because inquiring minds want to know.
Speaker 3: Please leave your message.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, now, let me try it. Let me
Speaker 1: just try to call her and then if not, then
Speaker 1: then for sure I know she's outside with her SIGs
Speaker 1: and her crosswords. Okay, so now I'm connected? Am I connected?
Speaker 1: You disconnect?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 1: Okay? Am I connected?
Speaker 4: Oh wait?
Speaker 1: Okay, I know this is so professional, but this is
Speaker 1: very important.
Speaker 4: I'm disconnected.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay connected, Okay, all right, Oh connect my phone?
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, Yeah, sadly it's not magic.
Speaker 1: I know. Here we go and it hasn't turned up here.
Speaker 1: It was the road cast. Baby there it is road cast.
Speaker 1: Pro f says it's not connected. Okay, let me do this.
Speaker 1: I know this is really fun, isn't it? This dead air?
Speaker 4: Anyways? Solar was a hooker? I mean, where do Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I don't think I've ever dressed up as
Speaker 4: anything controversial.
Speaker 1: Well, you were probably Indiana Jones at one point right,
Speaker 1: probably several times, several times yes, And then what else
Speaker 1: were you do you remember? Did you ever make yourself
Speaker 1: a cost to him?
Speaker 4: I think so. I was a pirate once. I was
Speaker 4: the Phantom of the opera once.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mardy, Oh, will you push that little thing that's
Speaker 1: like connect it is?
Speaker 4: Try again?
Speaker 1: Oh? There it is? Okay, I'm connected. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. All right, Mom, you're gonna get it. Mama,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get it. Oh, and I need to ask
Speaker 1: her about Anti Do Dooo, because Anti Doo Dooo wasn't
Speaker 1: feeling really well. But she's in the desert now, and
Speaker 1: I want to know when she's going to go see
Speaker 1: Auntie Dodo so I can go see her and go
Speaker 1: to the casino. Okay, here we go, Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: come on. Oh do you have Jenny's phone number? Yes,
Speaker 1: call her off there and tell her to have my
Speaker 1: mom answer, and then if not, we'll just drop this. Mom.
Speaker 3: Mom, Hi, Hi, Mama, how are you just brought the
Speaker 3: phone up to me? I was outside. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: That's what I figured. I was like, I know she's
Speaker 1: outside doing her crosswords. H Hi, Okay, so it's we're
Speaker 1: doing our Halloween show right now, our podcast, because this
Speaker 1: is one that airs on actually on Halloween.
Speaker 3: I'm going to kill you, Mom.
Speaker 1: I do have a really valid question. Now that's not
Speaker 1: but forget about the beer can. Okay, we're gonna forget
Speaker 1: about the beer can now. When I said to you, Mom,
Speaker 1: for Halloween, I know what I want to be this year.
Speaker 1: When I was like nine or ten and I blurted out, Mom,
Speaker 1: I want to be a hooker. Mom, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know what sex was. I didn't know what a hooker was.
Speaker 3: Sure you said a hooker.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact, I because I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't think that i'd say, no, you can't be
Speaker 3: a hooker. I wouldn't let you be a hooker. Mom.
Speaker 1: You gave me a sig and a beer bottle as
Speaker 1: a prop, and you took me out walking through the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: You took her out walking the streets.
Speaker 3: Mary Well, just like I had three kids and I
Speaker 3: was going crazy, so it wasn't in my right mind.
Speaker 1: And then you would tell me before i'd blurt out
Speaker 1: when people were asking me what I was. Before i'd
Speaker 1: blurt out, oh, I'm a hooker, you'd be like, oh, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's a pretty lady.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Mom, I love you
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: My god. It's when you could do anything, I know.
Speaker 3: You know. I was watching this thing called the Zodiac.
Speaker 3: It was reckoned that right about the time you were born,
Speaker 3: and I think you could just do any old swinging
Speaker 3: back then.
Speaker 1: I know, is that that new documentary mine?
Speaker 3: You were free?
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, but it was like, there's we've we've
Speaker 1: matured since then, and we've realized that some things were insensitive.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying exactly.
Speaker 3: No, I mean you look back, you go, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't believe that.
Speaker 1: You know, well, I remember I was a tiger once.
Speaker 1: I was a spider that I made myself.
Speaker 3: What else was I made you the tiger outfit?
Speaker 1: I remember that. That was really good. That was when
Speaker 1: you sewed for like five minutes. Remember you weren't a
Speaker 1: sewing pace for like five minutes. And she made it.
Speaker 3: She didn't take it. It was too nerve wrecking for me.
Speaker 1: I know, My mom, Okay, my mom, would you get
Speaker 1: really like fed up with the three kids because we
Speaker 1: were a handful. She this is what she would call us.
Speaker 1: She would just yell at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 2: You should have kids, Oh, Mary, if I already didn't
Speaker 2: love you, if I already didn't love you so much.
Speaker 4: That would have cemented the deal right there.
Speaker 1: Or she would go into the closet and stream as
Speaker 1: loud as she could, and then she would come back
Speaker 1: out and be a little bit more calm.
Speaker 3: Oh I should ask kids. It was kids.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3: But very picture this what's in the middle of August,
Speaker 3: after the kids had been home from school all summer,
Speaker 3: was listing to do, bugging the crap out of each other.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get dinner ready and on the table
Speaker 3: by five o'clock. It's one hundred and five and we
Speaker 3: had no air conditioning.
Speaker 2: Oh Mary, they I just watched it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just can't.
Speaker 2: I know you would, and I have a feeling. I
Speaker 2: have a feeling. Laura May was probably just the feistiest
Speaker 2: of all three.
Speaker 3: She was pretty feisty. But Eric was the bugger.
Speaker 1: Eric was not stalking. He should have been on eighty
Speaker 1: HD medication or like hyperactivity medication MUD, but he wasn't.
Speaker 1: But I remember him just like he was go go go, go,
Speaker 1: go go go con Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: So can you imagine?
Speaker 2: No, no, I cannot marry.
Speaker 3: Oh good. I want to tell you right now it
Speaker 3: is pouring rain.
Speaker 4: What is it really?
Speaker 3: It's just poring.
Speaker 4: That means it's coming this way?
Speaker 3: Is it probably?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well that's a relief.
Speaker 3: It's wendy and all of a sudden it's huge blacks
Speaker 3: of weather.
Speaker 1: Well it's fall. Hey, don't the clocks turn back this weekend?
Speaker 1: Or what when do the clocks turn.
Speaker 3: Back this weekend?
Speaker 1: I believe that's what I thought. Oh my god. November.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's been talking about. I think it's up on
Speaker 3: my phone to see.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this month has gone by so fast.
Speaker 2: Does this mean we get an hour more sleep or
Speaker 2: lose an hour?
Speaker 1: We get we getting? No, we get one? We get it? Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't lose it?
Speaker 4: Oh Mary, do you know what that means? We get
Speaker 4: fall behind? December? Oh I'm going to look like the
Speaker 4: crypt keeper.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's Saturday, that the third. It's
Speaker 3: raining so hard that I can't even hear you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all right, we'll go so loud. Well,
Speaker 1: now you can't do your crosswords and you know your
Speaker 1: other thing.
Speaker 3: I can do my crossroads but I just can't hear you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely covered, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: In fact, I'd like to sit out there and listen
Speaker 3: to the rain in the storm because it doesn't get
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Well, enjoy your night, Mom.
Speaker 3: I think I might have to call me tomorrow and
Speaker 3: tell me about other stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, And I'm may be I may just just because
Speaker 1: you you may deserve.
Speaker 2: It, Mary, I will, don't worry. I will give you
Speaker 2: a great letter of recommendation.
Speaker 3: I know. Even Jenny reminds me of you know, even
Speaker 3: today chills faith you when moms you get mess used
Speaker 3: to kids and you were you were.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't think I've ever called my
Speaker 1: kids ship kids, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: I know Laura's called me a little ship before.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have sure. All right, Mom, I love you
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: I love you too, love you Mama.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, bye, I'll call you Marma.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, bye bye by bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I know, okay, I sctuld think you're right.
Speaker 4: I think we do gain an hour because it's fall back.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I remember always summer is like
Speaker 1: when you lose it and okay, all right, so now
Speaker 1: I have some Halloween stats. All right? Did you know
Speaker 1: that sixteen percent of a Marria have lived in a
Speaker 1: haunted house? And most of those people are women that
Speaker 1: say that they've lived in a hanted house?
Speaker 4: How did they measure that?
Speaker 1: In a pole? I don't know who did this pole,
Speaker 1: but it says in a poll, sixteen percent of people
Speaker 1: say they have lived in an actual haunted house, and
Speaker 1: women were more likely than men to say that. And
Speaker 1: did you know that in some states I forgot what
Speaker 1: state it was, you have to disclose if you're selling
Speaker 1: a house that there's paranormal activity.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought that was if someone died in California. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: for three year.
Speaker 1: There's There are a couple states where that is a
Speaker 1: law that if you have experienced that, you have to
Speaker 1: document it untell the the people. But that's kind of
Speaker 1: freaky finding a spider on Halloween night? Good luck is
Speaker 1: good luck? Oh okay, so don't freak out.
Speaker 4: I won't because I don't plan on being around any.
Speaker 1: Many culture, spiders are considered a sign of wealth. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: thriller was not always called thriller because it is thriller thrilla.
Speaker 1: It was almost called because this is Starlight. Still, I
Speaker 1: know it's not weird. Can you imagine that? But we
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been weird. It wouldn't be weird because we'd
Speaker 1: be used to it now.
Speaker 4: Thriller But yeah, thriller is such a good.
Speaker 1: It's never, ever, ever, ever gets old.
Speaker 4: The music video is still so good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Frank Connie, she got.
Speaker 4: Wanted Dancers one of the most expensive music Is it
Speaker 4: still the most expensive music video ever filmed? Didn't John
Speaker 4: Lendis direct it?
Speaker 1: Yes, so yeah, and you need to watch. I think
Speaker 1: it's called Thriller forty Thriller forty, like the forty year
Speaker 1: anniversary thriller, and like what a visionary Michael Jackson was
Speaker 1: and what he pushed and pushed for MTV to make
Speaker 1: it a long form video. So it's thirty minutes, well
Speaker 1: the whole thing. It was like a whole It was
Speaker 1: like a small short movie or we had to wait
Speaker 1: thirty minutes in between every showing or something on MTV.
Speaker 1: But I remember it was huge some Americans, and I've
Speaker 1: done this before, pretend not to be home on Halloween.
Speaker 4: I do that every Halloween. Half the I would say,
Speaker 4: half the people do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black cats on Halloween, good luck. No, we're often
Speaker 1: thought to be witches shape shifting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're familiar.
Speaker 1: They're familiar.
Speaker 4: That's the term. They're familiar. That's like it's a witchy term.
Speaker 4: You don't know this, miss spiritual sensitive. No, witches have familiars.
Speaker 4: They're like animals. They either control or turn into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, turn into anything, and cat is one of them.
Speaker 4: I was like, they're a very common familiar.
Speaker 1: In Hollywood, it is illegal to use silly string on Halloween.
Speaker 4: Oh, I bet, I bet there are so many celebrities
Speaker 4: that were like throwing money into for that lobby.
Speaker 1: Why why?
Speaker 4: Oh, because I bet it's so much fun to go
Speaker 4: silly string. Tom Cruise's houser, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I love silly string. That's such it was so fun
Speaker 1: to play with. Did you like silly string?
Speaker 4: No? I hated it.
Speaker 1: France has prohibited people over the age of twelve to
Speaker 1: wear a clown makeup on Halloween.
Speaker 4: Guess, so that's like that's beard.
Speaker 1: Prior to the band, teenagers would dress as clowns and
Speaker 1: wheeled weapons, and many arrests happened because of that. So
Speaker 1: they made this law.
Speaker 4: I should make the weapons I legal. I think that
Speaker 4: was the bigger part.
Speaker 1: Children born on Halloween night are said to have special
Speaker 1: spirits because it's widely believed to be a time where
Speaker 1: the veil between the dead and the living is thinned.
Speaker 4: I would kill to be born on Halloween. It was
Speaker 4: so cool.
Speaker 3: Who do I know?
Speaker 1: That's poor God. This is gonna make me mad, and
Speaker 1: the person that I know mad that I don't remember
Speaker 1: who it was. Full moon on Halloween occurs once every
Speaker 1: nineteen years. Our next full moon is going to be
Speaker 1: in twenty thirty nine.
Speaker 4: So twenty was a full moon on Halloween.
Speaker 1: I guess what, I don't know?
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Google it. The most searched Halloween costume is a witch.
Speaker 1: It always has been, it always will be. The most
Speaker 1: popular Halloween candy overall is chocolate.
Speaker 4: Snickers Nope, No Keyways nope, Suckers nope, Reese's Nope, no
Speaker 4: real chocolate well like specific brand, yes, Three Musketeers. No,
Speaker 4: it's not Reese's cups.
Speaker 1: It's Eminem's.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Spending for Halloween twenty twenty four expected to reach eleven
Speaker 1: point six billion dollars. And did you know that they
Speaker 1: opened up an additional twelve hundred Spirit Halloween stores this year.
Speaker 2: Do you hear that there's going to be a Spirit Christmas?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're making it.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not scary. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be? I don't think it's going
Speaker 1: to be in San Diego, though, I think they're in
Speaker 1: states of elsewhere to see if it if it goes
Speaker 1: off ever, right right?
Speaker 4: I love I wish Spirit Halloween is open year round though.
Speaker 4: I think I'd shot there year around, I know, just
Speaker 4: for I just love costing such a cool store.
Speaker 1: Up to ninety four percent, ninety four percent of Americans
Speaker 1: are going to celebrate Halloween, oh this year, ninety four
Speaker 1: That's a big number and a brave Seventy two percent
Speaker 1: of consumers would consider buying a haunted house.
Speaker 4: Me too. I would actually pay more for the house
Speaker 4: to be haunted.
Speaker 1: But you don't believe exactly, So why would you pay
Speaker 1: more for something that you don't believe it?
Speaker 4: The house with history is cool?
Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you're saying. It Chapter one the
Speaker 1: most highest grossing horror movie of all time.
Speaker 4: It wasn't wasn't that great at.
Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty three point four million dollars. Other Moneymakers,
Speaker 1: the sixth Cents, The Exorcist.
Speaker 4: The Nun that that was an overrated movie.
Speaker 1: And sinister and conjuring and paranormal activity, and finally, pumpkins
Speaker 1: fruit or.
Speaker 4: Vegetable vegetable vegetable? Well, technically they're fruit, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Pumpkins are fruit. Yeah, they should be vegetables, though, I
Speaker 1: agree with you, but a pumpkin a day keeps the
Speaker 1: doctor away. Pumpkins are in fact fruits.
Speaker 4: I know we have like criteria for what makes fruits
Speaker 4: and vegetables, but I think it should be a vibe thing.
Speaker 4: It's what what what vibe does?
Speaker 1: I know? Right now, we're going to pay a quick
Speaker 1: game before we sign off, and it's which is scarier?
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like would would you rather? But
Speaker 1: it's just we're gonna call it, Oh yeah, the unboxings. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll do that last. Now, which is scarier? In your opinion?
Speaker 1: Seeing a ghost hover at the foot of your bed
Speaker 1: or seeing an alien outside your window?
Speaker 4: Aen if they could take me.
Speaker 1: I agree, because ghosts don't do anything. Ghosts can just
Speaker 1: well they can take over. I mean they can, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let me check my Tobin spirit.
Speaker 2: Guy again.
Speaker 1: Leaving Okay, which is scarier? Leaving the house without pants?
Speaker 1: We're talking no underwear, no pants, nothing, going out in.
Speaker 4: Probably it's a crime that's scary.
Speaker 1: Or walking into a room full of people you've been
Speaker 1: talking about behind their backs.
Speaker 4: Second one or no, first one scarier?
Speaker 1: Which is scarier? Walking through a haunted house or being
Speaker 1: asked to give a last minute speech in front of
Speaker 1: five hundred people?
Speaker 4: Oh? Second one? I love hanted houses.
Speaker 1: I know this speech would be really scary. I mean
Speaker 1: even though we do this or no for a living,
Speaker 1: but kind of speaking in front of people freaks me out.
Speaker 1: I mean I get really really nervous. What's scarier running
Speaker 1: into your boss at a party where you're really drunk
Speaker 1: or running into your ex at a party with their
Speaker 1: new significant other.
Speaker 4: Ooh, scarier? First one? Traumatizing? Second one? Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: First one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which is scarier? Realizing you accidentally texted a dirty joke
Speaker 1: to your boss or sending an embarrassing selfie to your
Speaker 1: family group chat.
Speaker 4: How embarrassing? I mean like you're talking compromising, embarrassing. Yes,
Speaker 4: that would never happen to me.
Speaker 1: Well, just pretend.
Speaker 4: Probably the second one, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's scarier Getting seated next to a screaming baby
Speaker 1: on a plane or sitting next to somebody with horrible
Speaker 1: body odor oh on a long flight?
Speaker 4: Second one, Yeah, I can handle a baby, you can, dude.
Speaker 4: Do you know how over? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah yeah. What's scarier your partner ghosting you for
Speaker 1: forty eight hours or your partner giving you the silent
Speaker 1: treatment for a full week?
Speaker 4: Two? Two?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, not speaking for a week. That's like serious.
Speaker 4: Ghosting can be anything. That could be, like, you know,
Speaker 4: just phone broke, they're busy, But silent treatment, that's you're
Speaker 4: in trouble.
Speaker 1: What's scarier finding out your best friend is dating your
Speaker 1: ex or finding out your ex is dating one of
Speaker 1: your siblings.
Speaker 4: Second one, probably because then you'd have to be related.
Speaker 2: I know they got married anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, that's that. Now let's do the unboxing. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited. What are we? What is what's going on here?
Speaker 4: So? I love Sweetems. I use the product all the time.
Speaker 2: You do too, Yes, and they just recently came out
Speaker 2: with a new product.
Speaker 4: Oh and uh.
Speaker 2: I reached out to a Lisa Brady, who is the
Speaker 2: developer and president of the company.
Speaker 4: She's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yes she has.
Speaker 4: She was kind enough to send some.
Speaker 1: To me to you only well, how many are.
Speaker 4: There's for you too?
Speaker 1: Okay, so then he'll forget to give me all the
Speaker 1: way out.
Speaker 4: What No, just kidding. These for the body.
Speaker 1: Sit okay, okay, done, done?
Speaker 4: So these are yours?
Speaker 1: Okay, So they have she does? She have butt wipes too, Yes,
Speaker 1: but wipes and then.
Speaker 2: The these are like chapstick for your well no, not
Speaker 2: butt wipes, they're just down there wipes.
Speaker 1: Different. They had a she got a she had a
Speaker 1: different scent or flavor or their flavor too.
Speaker 2: So these are called sweet spots okay. And the ones
Speaker 2: we got sent were watermelon I can't even read, can you?
Speaker 4: Peach? And strawberry and cream?
Speaker 1: Okay? Now these are smell good, taste good. Yes, sweet
Speaker 1: EM's sweet Spot flavored fragrance helps you feel sexy, confident,
Speaker 1: and playful. Directions. Use roll on fragrance by rolling it
Speaker 1: directly onto your skin. Yeah so you can.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the watermelon.
Speaker 1: So if you want a little yummy smelling areas, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love this and they smell they smell great, really good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it. She's in like she's
Speaker 1: in target.
Speaker 4: I think, oh god.
Speaker 1: Since the first time she was on with us, she
Speaker 1: has exploded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has, and I can't wait to have her on.
Speaker 1: I know when is she Okay, you gotta we got
Speaker 1: to schedule that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going. I'm gonna email her tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they're called sweet Spot and they're super cute.
Speaker 2: They're just like a big chapstick for your private parts
Speaker 2: and for your skin.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, what's your website in case dot com? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: and sweetems is with a U.
Speaker 4: M S S w E E t U M S.
Speaker 1: Okay. I love it. I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you Elisa Brady and Sweetems.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a bunch of guests coming up here
Speaker 1: pretty soon. We have Claya from Dolphe Club. Come Yff
Speaker 1: opened up another sober living facility. She's closing on another house.
Speaker 1: Too awesome, I mean, and she's so young. It's just like,
Speaker 1: I just love that she's helping other women through this
Speaker 1: journey in sobriety.
Speaker 4: Just sorry to bring some merch because I love the
Speaker 4: hoodie and half from them. Yeah, I love mine.
Speaker 1: I will let me know what you I'll buy it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll have you buy it.
Speaker 1: That's okay, love, I think I probably owe it to you.
Speaker 1: It's okay. And then we're also going to have Georgianna
Speaker 1: Irvine from the Zoo. She was the pr person there
Speaker 1: for many, many years. But she follows the animals that
Speaker 1: have grown up at the zoo, born and raised at
Speaker 1: the zoo, and she writes books about them, children's books,
Speaker 1: and she's really an incredible person. And and we might
Speaker 1: have James King from Fits in the Tantrums.
Speaker 4: Right, We're going to have Erica A.
Speaker 2: Lenniac on from Baywatch to talk about the bay Watch
Speaker 2: documentary that's coming out.
Speaker 1: When does that come out?
Speaker 2: It comes out? I think next month.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh that's going to be a good one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So we have a lot to look
Speaker 1: forward to. And you know what, next podcast, it's going
Speaker 1: to be freaking November. How did October go by fast?
Speaker 4: I don't even know. Happy election season. Everybody vote next.
Speaker 2: To vote for the right one? Oh please, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: This is okay. We are not a political show. No,
Speaker 1: we're not going we are not going there.
Speaker 4: We have the jokes I would love to make.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, don't go with her. We don't
Speaker 1: do that. Try to keep for the well, we're just
Speaker 1: trying to Yeah, come on, we try to keep it
Speaker 1: out of that because we want to be a break
Speaker 1: from all that.
Speaker 4: But if we were, it wouldn't it definitely would not be.
Speaker 1: I do not want anybody to say any any names,
Speaker 1: no names. I don't want anybody getting you see you
Speaker 1: mentioned any polls.
Speaker 4: Donald Smump just kidding. That's not an endorsement. I swear
Speaker 4: before we promised to God, that's not.
Speaker 1: Any emails go to Brian Jones at BLA.
Speaker 4: You can send it to Laura Kane after dog business.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, thank you so much for watching and listening.
Speaker 4: You appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Happy Halloween and oh my brother, Happy birthday, Eric November first.
Speaker 1: Love your podcast, Love your podcast. I love you, my
Speaker 1: sweet babies.
Speaker 3: Missed you.
Speaker 1: Bye