Speaker 1: Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday
Speaker 2: as we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: Going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats,
Speaker 1: the communists who put out that video calling for subversives
Speaker 1: in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're
Speaker 1: now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics,
Speaker 1: tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of
Speaker 1: emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm gon let you have your say. I had my
Speaker 1: say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to
Speaker 1: get to what happens if the government switches back into
Speaker 1: their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger
Speaker 1: helper and so much more coming up tonight on the
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit,
Speaker 1: just to set the table here first, I'm not actually
Speaker 1: focusing as much on what those senators and members of
Speaker 1: the House of Representatives said when they called for members
Speaker 1: of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration.
Speaker 1: That's really not the point of what we're about to
Speaker 1: talk about, this is more of an understanding communist tactics thing,
Speaker 1: all right, because they're doing something today, it's obvious what
Speaker 1: they're doing. They do these kinds of things all the time,
Speaker 1: and they do this because it's effective. It's effective unless
Speaker 1: you recognize it. So let's just rewind you heard it.
Speaker 1: I've played it for you the last couple of days.
Speaker 1: Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit, and
Speaker 1: publish this.
Speaker 3: Americans trust their military with that trust.
Speaker 4: Is at risk.
Speaker 5: This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3: And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1: You all swore an oath.
Speaker 4: To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3: Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
Speaker 3: from broad but from right here at home.
Speaker 1: Our laws are clear.
Speaker 5: You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1: You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 6: No one has to carry out orders that violate the
Speaker 6: law or our constitution.
Speaker 3: We know this is hard, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get you got it. You got it. So
Speaker 1: today if you notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today,
Speaker 1: actually about the last twenty four hours, what has happened,
Speaker 1: well in the wake of that, Trump put up a
Speaker 1: social media post saying something that sedition treason, which and
Speaker 1: that that honestly, it's pretty much what it is. That's
Speaker 1: a jaw dropping thing that we should never normalize. But
Speaker 1: there is no there's no bottom for Democrats now they're
Speaker 1: completely unhinged. Donald Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single
Speaker 1: person in that video has gone to the media and
Speaker 1: said things like this, This is Senator Mark Kelley.
Speaker 5: Okay, it says we are in uncharted waters. I mean,
Speaker 5: I never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy,
Speaker 5: flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the space Shuttle,
Speaker 5: that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
Speaker 5: and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
Speaker 5: nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1: He was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3: This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
Speaker 3: and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
Speaker 3: oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
Speaker 3: of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
Speaker 3: a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now
Speaker 3: as a member of Congress that is a lifetime oath
Speaker 3: for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
Speaker 3: that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1: Here's Maddie Goodlander.
Speaker 7: Look, I never.
Speaker 4: Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
Speaker 4: the President of the United States, the commander in chief
Speaker 4: to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
Speaker 4: our message is clear to our service members, and I
Speaker 4: think it's a really important one in this moment.
Speaker 1: Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4: We all take an oath to the same Constitution.
Speaker 8: And it is.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: Is what communists do. They do it all the time,
Speaker 1: and they do it because it works. As you know,
Speaker 1: as we talk about all the time, they are revolutionaries.
Speaker 1: They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, use
Speaker 1: it for the revolution, and burn it all down. That
Speaker 1: is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will push
Speaker 1: too far. It's just Look, it's hard to infiltrate something
Speaker 1: forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
Speaker 1: And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
Speaker 1: them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
Speaker 1: What happens when you push too far? Play the victim.
Speaker 1: The second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
Speaker 1: play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
Speaker 1: way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
Speaker 1: work as well in other parts of the world that
Speaker 1: have kind of different value systems, like if you look
Speaker 1: at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but
Speaker 1: if you look at places like Singapore when they had
Speaker 1: a communist problem, they just ran them all out of
Speaker 1: the country or through them in prison immediately. God, you
Speaker 1: can't do that, Yes I can't. Gone, goodbye, crack down, immediately, gone,
Speaker 1: no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
Speaker 1: everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
Speaker 1: cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
Speaker 1: turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
Speaker 1: that the Christian thing to do have been used to
Speaker 1: great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
Speaker 1: being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
Speaker 1: they infiltrate, they pushed too far, They do something bad.
Speaker 1: The second someone speaks out against it, a's whoa quit
Speaker 1: being a fascist? What do you?
Speaker 9: What do you?
Speaker 1: But we have to recognize it for what it is.
Speaker 1: I've told you this story before the fact, I think
Speaker 1: I told it again, and I know I told it
Speaker 1: again recently about when there was a town here and
Speaker 1: they had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting
Speaker 1: ready to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we
Speaker 1: led this campaign. A lot of people participated to get
Speaker 1: her kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she
Speaker 1: was gone. So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do?
Speaker 1: She went to the media. Media started calling her, and
Speaker 1: she immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have
Speaker 1: been death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started
Speaker 1: running with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked,
Speaker 1: can we see them? Can I show them to us?
Speaker 1: I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this.
Speaker 1: I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were
Speaker 1: never any death threats at all. But because she's a
Speaker 1: trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly,
Speaker 1: and the media goes with them. And half the time
Speaker 1: the media won't even ask you to verify death threats
Speaker 1: death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats
Speaker 1: are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy,
Speaker 1: the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The
Speaker 1: way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it.
Speaker 1: This is not a one off. Like I said, it's
Speaker 1: really not about the video or the response from today.
Speaker 1: It's not about the dune parade thing again that I
Speaker 1: brought up. This is something they use all the time.
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacey Plaskett, Democrat, Member
Speaker 1: of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already
Speaker 1: a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and
Speaker 1: Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
Speaker 1: it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
Speaker 1: to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible?
Speaker 10: Well, you're the victor, folks who also took money from somebody.
Speaker 10: Wrong button Because I'm sorry, but like, we don't have
Speaker 10: ethical rules that say that you can't receive text messages
Speaker 10: or you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody
Speaker 10: has a certain record and you can't do it in committee.
Speaker 10: We obvious sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
Speaker 10: I mean our staff texts us, like everybody text us.
Speaker 1: Like people be texting.
Speaker 10: I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
Speaker 10: know who was texting me?
Speaker 9: My pastor?
Speaker 10: Okay, So, like, let me be clear, there is no
Speaker 10: ethical violation. And so the idea or the audacity to
Speaker 10: decide that you want to strip a black woman of
Speaker 10: her committee assignment because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She
Speaker 1: was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things.
Speaker 1: What do you are you? Are you doing this to
Speaker 1: a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use
Speaker 1: it because it works. It stops working the second you
Speaker 1: recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
Speaker 1: do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
Speaker 1: the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to
Speaker 1: Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
Speaker 1: name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
Speaker 1: responsible for that, well, look, what have I told you
Speaker 1: about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
Speaker 1: That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
Speaker 1: blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed
Speaker 1: his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're
Speaker 1: really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
Speaker 1: and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What?
Speaker 1: Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Speaker 1: Chris is blaming Corey. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
Speaker 1: You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck.
Speaker 1: Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to.
Speaker 1: Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying,
Speaker 1: What is the point? What do I actually think the
Speaker 1: point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Speaker 1: Alissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest shots
Speaker 1: in that video because they're United States senators, right. Alissa
Speaker 1: Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a Democrat
Speaker 1: from Arizona. Why does that matter? Well, if this was
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators from
Speaker 1: hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would be
Speaker 1: one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent purple states.
Speaker 1: They both are senators from states where Donald Trump won.
Speaker 1: So here's what, here's a dilemma they have. Alissa Slotkin
Speaker 1: cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't do the
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She can't go
Speaker 1: out there and be Chay Gavera. She's she can't. Michigan
Speaker 1: is not that blue. It's just not. She can't do it.
Speaker 1: Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament in Arizona.
Speaker 1: He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act like a
Speaker 1: senator from California or Oregon. He can't be Fidel Castro.
Speaker 1: He has to do it differently. But how do you
Speaker 1: do it differently? Well, there are going to be times
Speaker 1: where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't quite go
Speaker 1: far as far as the communist base of the Democrat
Speaker 1: Party wants them to go. They can't. They can't because
Speaker 1: they'll lose elections if they do it. So how do
Speaker 1: you make up for that? You make up for that
Speaker 1: by putting out things occasionally that make you look like
Speaker 1: a bomb throwing communist like the Democrat base wants. Do
Speaker 1: you want a right wing version of this? You know
Speaker 1: what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. I've
Speaker 1: talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican base
Speaker 1: is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death of it.
Speaker 1: Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly on huge
Speaker 1: important issues. But you know what they will do when
Speaker 1: it matters or when they think you're watching. Let's say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I have a perfect example of this.
Speaker 1: John McCain used to make Republican voters mad all the
Speaker 1: time because he'd vote with the communists on this or
Speaker 1: the communists on that. Used to make Republican voters mad
Speaker 1: all the time. John McCain all of a sudden has
Speaker 1: to run, Not all of a sudden had to run
Speaker 1: for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now,
Speaker 1: this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely
Speaker 1: made the Republican base mad boom its primary season. What
Speaker 1: ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build the wall.
Speaker 9: I'm John McCain, and I'm gonna deport every one of
Speaker 9: these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're gonna get these people. At
Speaker 9: what's he doing. He's finding an issue. He's finding something
Speaker 9: that makes the base uniquely fired up, that makes you
Speaker 9: and me look at it on the TV and go, yeah,
Speaker 9: deport them all. And in that moment, we forget about
Speaker 9: all the other crap, We forget about everything else you
Speaker 9: don't like, because in that moment, he's feeding me something
Speaker 9: I never get, not even from him.
Speaker 1: And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes,
Speaker 1: got up, deport them all. This is the communist version of.
Speaker 7: That Americans trust their military with.
Speaker 3: That trust is at risk.
Speaker 5: This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 6: And intelligence community professionals.
Speaker 3: Against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1: You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That
Speaker 1: was Elissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield,
Speaker 1: not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying
Speaker 1: to put up a shield between them and their rabid
Speaker 1: communist base. We have a situation that we've seen play
Speaker 1: out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening
Speaker 1: as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base.
Speaker 1: The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they
Speaker 1: demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it.
Speaker 1: They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys
Speaker 1: can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds.
Speaker 1: If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan,
Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat,
Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do?
Speaker 1: They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona
Speaker 1: senator who went Bye bye, Kristen Cinema. She was a Democrat.
Speaker 1: She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing,
Speaker 1: see ya, one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly,
Speaker 1: Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time,
Speaker 1: and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend.
Speaker 1: We be texting because.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
Speaker 10: that say that you can't receive text messages or you
Speaker 10: can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
Speaker 10: certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
Speaker 10: obvious sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1: People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I
Speaker 1: just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
Speaker 1: It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people
Speaker 1: be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show about the the messaging
Speaker 1: out of the Trump White House about the h one
Speaker 1: b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you
Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of emails and actually, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and just
Speaker 1: for reference in case you've been under a rock, it's
Speaker 1: now two times he said this. This was him with
Speaker 1: Laura ah.
Speaker 6: One b visa thing will not be a big priority
Speaker 6: for your administration. Becuse, if you want to raise wages
Speaker 6: for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
Speaker 6: of thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 7: Of And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6: When we come to your talent and you know you
Speaker 6: don't know, you don't We don't have talented people.
Speaker 7: Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
Speaker 7: you have to people have to learn. You can't take
Speaker 7: people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and say
Speaker 7: I'm going to put you into a factory who we're
Speaker 7: going to make missiles.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 1: He caught a lot of flat for that, but then
Speaker 1: stood up in front of the Saudis. This was at
Speaker 1: a Saudi event.
Speaker 8: And so to bring people to get those plants opened.
Speaker 8: We want you to do that, and we want them
Speaker 8: those people to teach our people how to make computer
Speaker 8: chips and how to make other things. You can't come in,
Speaker 8: and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
Speaker 8: massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
Speaker 8: like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
Speaker 8: to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
Speaker 8: They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
Speaker 8: and I'm going to welcome those people.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 8: I love my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this
Speaker 8: is MAGA and those people are going to teach our
Speaker 8: people how to make computer chips, and in a short
Speaker 8: period of time, our people are going to be doing
Speaker 8: great and those people can go home where they probably
Speaker 8: always want to be. You know, when people are born someplace,
Speaker 8: they tend.
Speaker 1: To want to go.
Speaker 8: And we have the greatest country in the world, but
Speaker 8: they want to go.
Speaker 1: And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
Speaker 1: You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
Speaker 1: They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
Speaker 1: in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great.
Speaker 1: The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
Speaker 1: It took one year of extremely talented people to get
Speaker 1: the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
Speaker 1: the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are smart,
Speaker 1: so one and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump is a
Speaker 1: smart man. Why we didn't let all those communists into
Speaker 1: our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people disagree with
Speaker 1: my take, Jesse, I love you, love your show again.
Speaker 1: He was cool. This guy's cool about It's fine to
Speaker 1: disagree and you're making way too big of a deal
Speaker 1: out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about training for
Speaker 1: American workers. He never said they're too dumb, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. That's a huge mistake on your part,
Speaker 1: not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal. He didn't
Speaker 1: mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left. Chill out, please,
Speaker 1: All right, there's lots of these, Jesse. Thank you for
Speaker 1: what you do. Listen to your comments about what Trump said.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but my guess is that was
Speaker 1: part of the deal he made with those countries to
Speaker 1: get factories, so on and so forth. Okay, so look,
Speaker 1: all these are great points, all these and this is
Speaker 1: a fraction of the emails we got. It came pouring in,
Speaker 1: and look, everybody was cool about it. Some some are
Speaker 1: mad at Trump, some some are mad at me, but
Speaker 1: cool about it. It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
Speaker 1: So so let's let me just explain this. This is
Speaker 1: the This is just my point on it. If if
Speaker 1: you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
Speaker 1: the easiest ones to use if I actually have I
Speaker 1: have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
Speaker 1: have to go out. I have to work. I have
Speaker 1: to have dinner with a friend. I say have to
Speaker 1: because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to
Speaker 1: talk to him about something. He's going through something once
Speaker 1: in my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually
Speaker 1: going to dinner with tonight. Don't worry. He doesn't listen
Speaker 1: to the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway.
Speaker 1: He for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
Speaker 1: really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
Speaker 1: a year in rehab, a long time in one of
Speaker 1: the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
Speaker 1: You want to go see him, You have to go
Speaker 1: visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
Speaker 1: I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
Speaker 1: a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
Speaker 1: with it to the point that it would be wrong
Speaker 1: for me to order a beer. All right, when it
Speaker 1: comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I really agree with the one
Speaker 1: with one of you who said this is probably part
Speaker 1: of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a
Speaker 1: deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
Speaker 1: just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
Speaker 1: huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
Speaker 1: you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
Speaker 1: That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
Speaker 1: let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
Speaker 1: honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
Speaker 1: Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe wasn't message right. My point is not even necessarily
Speaker 1: about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
Speaker 1: My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
Speaker 1: not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, in decades,
Speaker 1: we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country illegally,
Speaker 1: I legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it,
Speaker 1: tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly
Speaker 1: all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of
Speaker 1: the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around
Speaker 1: that fifteen percent. Decades of that, after decades of that,
Speaker 1: decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you
Speaker 1: struck a deal, even if it has to be done,
Speaker 1: even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this
Speaker 1: or that, even if the American people don't want to
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 6: Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration,
Speaker 6: because if you want to raise wages for American workers,
Speaker 6: you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or
Speaker 6: hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 7: We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6: When we do talent we don't.
Speaker 1: Have, it doesn't land well. My point was not specifically
Speaker 1: about the actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said,
Speaker 1: we are now and I believe I think I saw
Speaker 1: a number two point three million foreigners, a reduction in
Speaker 1: foreigners in the country in the first eleven months of
Speaker 1: Trump's presidency. They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign
Speaker 1: jobs are lowering the legs. They're doing good on the
Speaker 1: subject of immigration. They're doing good. My problem is the messaging.
Speaker 1: That messaging is terrible. And when I hear terrible message,
Speaker 1: messaging that's gonna kill us in the midterms that I'm
Speaker 1: starting to hear from my normy neighbors about I'm going
Speaker 1: to freak out because I love my country. I don't
Speaker 1: want the communists to take it back over, and I
Speaker 1: want to raise such a stink that the bad messaging stops.
Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh talked about Trump about this before, about how
Speaker 1: about how because he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll
Speaker 1: say something just because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something
Speaker 1: that lands like a freaking lead balloon on the right.
Speaker 1: And that's what he's doing now. It's what he used
Speaker 1: to do when he was trying to pitch that crappy
Speaker 1: non vaccine he was selling, and that eventually he backed off.
Speaker 1: He doesn't back off if we don't raise a stink.
Speaker 1: My point was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more.
Speaker 1: Let that be the last speech we hear about how
Speaker 1: badly we need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's
Speaker 1: never hear that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: and you can get your questions emailed in still We're
Speaker 1: live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop
Speaker 1: away at some of these Jesse. What do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring
Speaker 1: snacks because of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while
Speaker 1: fitting in your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well.
Speaker 1: For one, these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you
Speaker 1: can thank all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now,
Speaker 1: we don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't
Speaker 1: eat airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
Speaker 1: You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes
Speaker 1: or certing or if you're sitting up in first class,
Speaker 1: they'll serve you some sorry frigging meal. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it.
Speaker 1: It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth
Speaker 1: the squeeze. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or
Speaker 1: something like that. I have to pull out the arm
Speaker 1: rest thing I have to, But my neighbor, I just
Speaker 1: don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I
Speaker 1: don't do it. I I try to eat something in
Speaker 1: the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker
Speaker 1: because I am not a I don't have a big
Speaker 1: sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory,
Speaker 1: so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be
Speaker 1: through the roof. What do you need when you eat
Speaker 1: salt water? You need to drink something. I am six
Speaker 1: foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane.
Speaker 1: I will do alarming things to ensure I will not
Speaker 1: have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I
Speaker 1: need to try to explain this in a way that
Speaker 1: will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you
Speaker 1: understand that in a plane for me to pee, I
Speaker 1: have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
Speaker 1: I have to half squat. If you can picture my
Speaker 1: knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat,
Speaker 1: and then with my upper body with my neck. As
Speaker 1: I half squat, I have to bend myself over to
Speaker 1: the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half
Speaker 1: squat and bend myself to the right, and then I
Speaker 1: have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I
Speaker 1: hit the ball. And I have to hold this half
Speaker 1: squat bent over position for as long as it takes
Speaker 1: to be. Do you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable
Speaker 1: that is? And if there's turbulence, and of course there's
Speaker 1: always turbulence the second you get into the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: have to do this while trying not to smash my
Speaker 1: head into the roof. It's not a small thing. It's
Speaker 1: not a small thing. I know most people think, what's
Speaker 1: the big deal, what's the big deal? Well, it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal for you, midget. You fit in the
Speaker 1: overhead compartment. It's a big deal for me. I don't
Speaker 1: fit in the freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much
Speaker 1: when I travel. What Chris Chris said, that's why we
Speaker 1: need the Jesse Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you
Speaker 1: ever been on a bus, buddy? They ever been on
Speaker 1: like a like a bus, a big bus. Have you
Speaker 1: been in those bathrooms? But haven't? They're not better than
Speaker 1: the plane bathrooms. In fact, that a lot of ways
Speaker 1: they're worse. I actually got locked in one of those
Speaker 1: bathrooms for two hours one time. I ever tell you that.
Speaker 1: I was on the basketball team in high school and
Speaker 1: it was our freshman year and I got to travel
Speaker 1: with the Don't worry, I was horrible at basketball, by
Speaker 1: the way, but I got to travel with the varsity
Speaker 1: team and I went back to use the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: little did I know, one of the hazing rituals for
Speaker 1: the freshman basketball players was if you went and used
Speaker 1: the bathroom, they would lock the door on you from
Speaker 1: the outside. And they locked the door on me from
Speaker 1: the outside. And I spent two hours in the bus
Speaker 1: bathroom on a basketball trip. I have PTSD to this day.
Speaker 1: I wake up with nightmares. What Chris the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: showed tour bus will have a big bathroom. Where were
Speaker 1: we gonna put that? Chris, You can't just magically add
Speaker 1: square footage to the bus. It's a bus. It can't be.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be a double decker bus. Those
Speaker 1: are a safety hazard. Then you can't ever go anywhere Windy.
Speaker 1: I guess we're just k not going to visit Kansas.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you no, no, no. And by the way,
Speaker 1: road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows road trips suck. I've
Speaker 1: taken so many. I've driven across the country so many
Speaker 1: times in my life, and every time you get where
Speaker 1: you're going and you're just stopping. What Chris what Chris said,
Speaker 1: not in a tour bus. Will we have our own
Speaker 1: fridge microwave? All right, all right, I'm listening. If we
Speaker 1: get a comfortable bed that fits me, Yeah, that's exactly,
Speaker 1: see exactly. This works out great for you too. This
Speaker 1: doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot pockets
Speaker 1: while you two are racked out in the back not
Speaker 1: doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to buy
Speaker 1: a snack at the little store or something like that,
Speaker 1: I will usually try to buy a protein drink in
Speaker 1: white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never
Speaker 1: buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time
Speaker 1: in my life. But when I travel, there's something about
Speaker 1: white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably
Speaker 1: because it coats your hands in a fine white powder,
Speaker 1: then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB
Speaker 1: gets upset when I get something on my pants, and
Speaker 1: so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep
Speaker 1: desire to aggravate Ob whenever I have, whenever I find
Speaker 1: the opportunity, as all good husbands do. All right, let's
Speaker 1: talk about Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid.
Speaker 1: Some guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans
Speaker 1: stealing benefits, if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings?
Speaker 1: Why did we finally make a shift on slavery? All
Speaker 1: that and more Hang on