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<v Speaker 1>Lynch Intaco. This is Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j R R and Pat Lynch one man Band.

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<v Speaker 1>Today Taco is off, so you'll be back with us

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday. Onward we go. Uh. This segment brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Flyways continue that you

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<v Speaker 1>can win three of them each weekday for the next

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<v Speaker 1>few weeks. The keywords that go out nine oh five,

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<v Speaker 1>one oh five and five oh five, and yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>can enter each time, so listen for those keywords. They

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<v Speaker 1>are texted off to the contest text line two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred, and make a mental note of that. So

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<v Speaker 1>nine oh five this morning. I'll remind you when we

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<v Speaker 1>get closer to that a little bit later on. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>begin in Bon Durant, Iowa. I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying that right, but forgive me if you're from Iowa

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<v Speaker 1>and I've watched the name of one of your towns.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the story though in the town that is making idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude there sounds like he had some heat with another guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and the dude that he had to heat with lived

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<v Speaker 1>in a homeless camp, or so he thoughts, So he

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<v Speaker 1>hung out near this homeless encampment waiting for his victim,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he confronted this guy, attacks the dude. He

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<v Speaker 1>had a BB gun that had a makeshift bayonet attached

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<v Speaker 1>to it. He had duck tipped a bayonet to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the barrel of the BB gun, shoots the guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the homeless dude a couple times in the face with

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<v Speaker 1>bebes and then stabs him with the duct taped makeshift

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<v Speaker 1>bayonet that's on the BB gun. And the guy who's

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<v Speaker 1>the aggressor here said he realized after he had stabbed him.

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<v Speaker 1>First he shot him a couple of times with the

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<v Speaker 1>beebi's in the face and then gets all stabby with

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<v Speaker 1>him with the makeshift maynet realized after he'd stabbed him

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<v Speaker 1>that he had the wrong guy. You know, those homeless

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<v Speaker 1>all look alike. My god. That is the extent of

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<v Speaker 1>the news provided from the local station out that way,

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<v Speaker 1>other than the victim is in the hospital with serious injuries.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think, so Father of the Year candidate, We

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<v Speaker 1>go to Germany where a three year old had to

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<v Speaker 1>be rescued from a hot car after his father left

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<v Speaker 1>him inside the car. He did lock the door, however,

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<v Speaker 1>it was quite warm outs and you know how that goes. Luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>the kid was spotted and saved. Where was dad for

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and a half visiting a prostitute? Yeah, passer

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<v Speaker 1>buyers noticed the young boy in the car, alerted a

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<v Speaker 1>police officer. They got the child out, he was dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 1>They got him some water, taken to the hospital to

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<v Speaker 1>be checked out. Where guess who mom was called? Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>mom's surprise when dad and his whereabouts were pointed out

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<v Speaker 1>to her. Mom was also fiance of dad of the

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<v Speaker 1>three year old. Yeah, they were slated to get married.

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<v Speaker 1>No word on whether or not that marriage is still

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be on, but yeah. He was ultimately arrested and

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<v Speaker 1>looked on a charge of breach of duty of care

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<v Speaker 1>and upbringing, as well as negligent bodily harm. Finally, on

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<v Speaker 1>the lighter side of things, here, I have some visuals

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<v Speaker 1>for you on a Texas woman who she kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just stumbled into this on a suggestion of a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>She is now the proud holder of the title of

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<v Speaker 1>world's widest tongue. Widest tongue, Yeah, it's up three point

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<v Speaker 1>one point one inches wide. This is a monster tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>From a young age, my family would kind of make

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<v Speaker 2>a joke about it. So, I guess I've known from

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<v Speaker 2>when I was pretty young that my tongue was longer

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<v Speaker 2>than those People's best friend, Sarah sent me a link

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<v Speaker 2>to the previous record holder's video, and so I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that inspired me to see if my time was actually

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<v Speaker 2>wider than hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can see the the whopper on our Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 1>my own my the damage that thing might be able

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Lynchin Tago on demand Tell loady, I heartway

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<v Speaker 1>you as hey there, Lynch