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Speaker 1: begin in Bon Durant, Iowa. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: saying that right, but forgive me if you're from Iowa
Speaker 1: and I've watched the name of one of your towns.
Speaker 1: It's the story though in the town that is making idiotology.
Speaker 1: Dude there sounds like he had some heat with another guy,
Speaker 1: and the dude that he had to heat with lived
Speaker 1: in a homeless camp, or so he thoughts, So he
Speaker 1: hung out near this homeless encampment waiting for his victim,
Speaker 1: and then he confronted this guy, attacks the dude. He
Speaker 1: had a BB gun that had a makeshift bayonet attached
Speaker 1: to it. He had duck tipped a bayonet to the
Speaker 1: to the barrel of the BB gun, shoots the guy,
Speaker 1: the homeless dude a couple times in the face with
Speaker 1: bebes and then stabs him with the duct taped makeshift
Speaker 1: bayonet that's on the BB gun. And the guy who's
Speaker 1: the aggressor here said he realized after he had stabbed him.
Speaker 1: First he shot him a couple of times with the
Speaker 1: beebi's in the face and then gets all stabby with
Speaker 1: him with the makeshift maynet realized after he'd stabbed him
Speaker 1: that he had the wrong guy. You know, those homeless
Speaker 1: all look alike. My god. That is the extent of
Speaker 1: the news provided from the local station out that way,
Speaker 1: other than the victim is in the hospital with serious injuries.
Speaker 1: I would think, so Father of the Year candidate, We
Speaker 1: go to Germany where a three year old had to
Speaker 1: be rescued from a hot car after his father left
Speaker 1: him inside the car. He did lock the door, however,
Speaker 1: it was quite warm outs and you know how that goes. Luckily,
Speaker 1: the kid was spotted and saved. Where was dad for
Speaker 1: an hour and a half visiting a prostitute? Yeah, passer
Speaker 1: buyers noticed the young boy in the car, alerted a
Speaker 1: police officer. They got the child out, he was dehydrated.
Speaker 1: They got him some water, taken to the hospital to
Speaker 1: be checked out. Where guess who mom was called? Imagine
Speaker 1: mom's surprise when dad and his whereabouts were pointed out
Speaker 1: to her. Mom was also fiance of dad of the
Speaker 1: three year old. Yeah, they were slated to get married.
Speaker 1: No word on whether or not that marriage is still
Speaker 1: gonna be on, but yeah. He was ultimately arrested and
Speaker 1: looked on a charge of breach of duty of care
Speaker 1: and upbringing, as well as negligent bodily harm. Finally, on
Speaker 1: the lighter side of things, here, I have some visuals
Speaker 1: for you on a Texas woman who she kind of
Speaker 1: just stumbled into this on a suggestion of a friend.
Speaker 1: She is now the proud holder of the title of
Speaker 1: world's widest tongue. Widest tongue, Yeah, it's up three point
Speaker 1: one point one inches wide. This is a monster tongue.
Speaker 2: From a young age, my family would kind of make
Speaker 2: a joke about it. So, I guess I've known from
Speaker 2: when I was pretty young that my tongue was longer
Speaker 2: than those People's best friend, Sarah sent me a link
Speaker 2: to the previous record holder's video, and so I guess
Speaker 2: that inspired me to see if my time was actually
Speaker 2: wider than hers.
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