1 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:08,839 Speaker 1: Good. 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,839 Speaker 2: Hells you good friend Clayton brother Satan. Maybe you've heard 3 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:15,080 of me. Here's my friend Chris. Chris. How's it going? Well? Uh? 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,879 Pretty good? I mean I mean I'm dead. 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:18,879 Speaker 1: I died about a year and a half ago, and 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,879 my eternal punishment is to do this. 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,760 Speaker 2: Podcast where we interview everyone in hell. So you know 8 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:26,679 it's it's it's. 9 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: Going pretty good. Yeah, well, I mean it's not. It's 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,320 not all punishment, Chris. I got a little surprised for you, 11 00:00:31,359 --> 00:00:32,960 So go ahead, open your eyes. 12 00:00:35,679 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 2: What I can't you? I don't have you took? You 13 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,359 took so sorry? Here here, let me take them out 14 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:41,880 of my pocket. 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: Got a little linton, I'm here plug plug those back in, 16 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,280 all right, Chris, Now open. 17 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: Your eyes here? Okay, sorry, there is now open your eyes? 18 00:00:56,119 --> 00:00:59,679 Speaker 1: Where what is it's six six six flags? 19 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:03,399 Speaker 2: What Hell's number one theme park? That's right, buddy? What Yeah, 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,560 we're going to six last six six six legs. 21 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, we're going to six sixth lass right son? 22 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 2: All right? 23 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey Bob, you go off. You have a great time. 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,159 You've been working real hard, cat this days for you? 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,439 Speaker 2: Oh my god? Is that? Can I can I get 26 00:01:16,519 --> 00:01:17,760 to go? To. Can I go to the right? Can 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,159 I go the right? 28 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:18,519 Speaker 1: Kind of go? 29 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 2: Right? 30 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? Chris, Yeah, you've worked so hard on this podcast. 31 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,079 You did such a great job. You do whatever you want, 32 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,040 you can, you can just the park is yours. You 33 00:01:26,079 --> 00:01:27,680 go have fun, bud, can I can? 34 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: I have a couple of souls to spend? All right, 35 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,079 let me let me check my wallet. Hold on, all right, 36 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,560 here's a couple of souls here, use them. Well, all right, 37 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:39,480 all right, all right bye, I'll slater, okay, okay, all right, 38 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,599 see you later. I'll look at him. Go oh, he's 39 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:42,560 so happy, look at him. 40 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: Go well, well, Chris runs off and has a little 41 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,879 bit of fun here at six six six flags. I'm 42 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:49,400 gonna be sitting down with the park owner, Salt Kidney. 43 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:53,319 Speaker 2: Where is he? Hey, Salt, how's going? Oh? Clayton, Clayton, 44 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:57,040 right right this way? Come on. Oh it's mister Kidney, 45 00:01:57,079 --> 00:01:59,519 mister Salt Kidney. Oh good to see you, sir. It's 46 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,760 so good seeing you, Clayton. Thank you for coming to 47 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:03,519 my park. I hope you and you and Chris have 48 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,799 a magical day here today. 49 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,159 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I looked a little squirre. He's off off 50 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,599 right in your rides and enjoying the place. But uh, 51 00:02:09,719 --> 00:02:11,120 you and I do you want to go settle down 52 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,680 somewhere we could we can have a talk, you know, 53 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:13,639 and maybe conduct an. 54 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 2: Interview for my show. Oh yeah, of course, I've got 55 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:18,120 my office right above the main street at the front there. 56 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,639 If you want to join, we can go on up. 57 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,719 Speaker 1: The famous office, the famous Salt Kidney office. So yeah, 58 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,759 let's go this way. All right, let's go on in. Okay, 59 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,319 So set the scene for me. What are we were 60 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,319 going through? This is like a secret entrance, Like, how 61 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,039 do I get in here? 62 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, there's a door right here out front? Put 63 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,439 your hand in the snake, Clayton, put my hand in 64 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,479 the snake. Yeah it's its mouth is open. It's put 65 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,400 your hand right in there. Okay, yards sticking it in. 66 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,719 All right, there we go right there, the door open up. Yeah, 67 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,960 it seems very scary, but no, it's actually it's been 68 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,280 one hundred percent fine, fronty demons. So let's go on in. 69 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,800 Let's step up the stairs to my office. Okay, I'll 70 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,199 have a seat. Said that. You do you like the 71 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,319 leather of this this chair? Yes? Yes? What was it 72 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,639 made of? Authentic? Human? Actually? It's uh yeah, tempered over time. 73 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,960 It took. It came in from some of the finest 74 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,080 parts of North of Mala America. Actually, Florida leather right 75 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,680 now is just very very nice. Oh yes, So anyway, 76 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,000 look you can see here, we've got cameras set up 77 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:09,560 all over the parks, including all of the restrooms as well, 78 00:03:09,759 --> 00:03:12,520 and you can see Chris right now. He's he's getting 79 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,719 on one of the one of my most favorite rides. 80 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:18,000 Oh what right is that, mister Kidney. It's Taxes. He's 81 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,319 getting onto the Taxes ride. Oh wow. 82 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: He looks very confused. He doesn't seem to know what's 83 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:25,840 going on. I think he's used to the Earth theme parks. 84 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:28,800 So yeah, walk us through what is Chris experiencing right now? 85 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,599 Speaker 2: So right now, he's gonna wait in line for a 86 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:32,719 good hour or so. And then right as he thinks 87 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:34,960 he gets to the pre show area, he just gets 88 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,039 in another line. Oh oh wow, that's that's pretty much it. 89 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,599 And then at the end of that line is taxes. 90 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:45,759 He gets to do taxes, which is wow. Yeah, brilliant work. Yeah, 91 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,039 that's that's you know, people, people are really excited for 92 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,159 this one. But you know, it's a new attraction. We 93 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,599 just brought it in and I'm excited. We've been using 94 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,879 it to promote the park for the past few months 95 00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:58,039 and it's really pissing people off, I imagine. 96 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: So so the name six six six Flags, I guess 97 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:06,759 that originated from six Flags, which is another hellish theme park, 98 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,360 you know, based off the North American one? 99 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 2: Is that correct? That that is correct? And actually my 100 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,800 cousin is missed a six. You may have seen him dancing. 101 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,120 He brought a lot of misery to a lot of 102 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,319 people who watch television in the United States. 103 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: But the vinga bust guy, the guy that the old 104 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,360 man with glasses and he just does the oh yeah, yeah, wow, 105 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:24,120 that's mister six. 106 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 2: That's my cousin. He's a he's a good, good demon. 107 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,360 What an asshole? I hate that guy. That's great. Oh wow, 108 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,639 I hate him too. But he's doing a lot of 109 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,360 a lot of good work, a lot of negative work 110 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,560 up there, and U you know, it's it's good having 111 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,000 him aund he he pops in every now and then 112 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,680 you see him dance around the park and really just 113 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,040 upsetting everyone. It makes me so happy. 114 00:04:41,079 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: So I understand the play on six sixty six Flags. 115 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:46,319 But you actually have to have six hundred and sixty 116 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,040 six flags. 117 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's kind of one of those things, 118 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:50,720 you know, like we have we have the flags kind 119 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,920 of hidden all over the place when he least expect him, 120 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,160 like in some of the restrooms when you really, like, 121 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,279 you know, you get off some of our more intense rides, 122 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,920 you go into the restroom and in the stall where 123 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,360 you expect a toilet to maybe you know, throw up 124 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:07,000 or evacuate your bowels, it's just a flag. Wow. Yeah, groundbreaking, mister, 125 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:10,000 mister Kidney. I know, it's very exciting. You know, like 126 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,959 up in some of those other theme poks you see 127 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:13,879 and you know on the on the upper level you 128 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,839 see like hidden mickeys and stuff. No, no, we've just 129 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:18,920 got hidden penises everywhere. You know. It's like up in 130 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:21,120 the clouds and some of the paintings, and you know 131 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,680 why where aver you're looking if you're thinking like, oh, 132 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,879 maybe I find a little Easter egg, No, no, it's 133 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:26,839 just a penis. Well, I actually see him looking at 134 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:27,519 the security camera. 135 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,959 Speaker 1: It looks like Chris exited the line for the taxes 136 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,439 ride and he's getting his face painted and it looks 137 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:35,079 like sure enough, they're giving him a penis tattoo. 138 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 2: There you go. He probably thinks he's getting a cute 139 00:05:37,519 --> 00:05:40,199 squirrel or something, but no, it's just a penis. And 140 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,839 also no mirrors of this park either, so you know, 141 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:44,399 we go you think you see a mirror, No, just 142 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:45,040 another flag. 143 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: Also, that's not face painting, that's actually face tattooing, like 144 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,879 they are permanently putting that on his skin. 145 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,519 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, obviously, obviously why would you, you know, bother with 146 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,519 any kind of paints. Paints aren't good for the environment, 147 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,600 you know, that's right, right. 148 00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:58,639 Speaker 1: But that being said, I see that this park is 149 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:02,360 just chugging out smoke and and all sorts of I mean, 150 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:04,000 it's just consuming lots of energy. 151 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so greenhouse gases. Yeah, we have lots of those. 152 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,600 We have lots of those. It's a good thing. We 153 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:11,519 collect the greenhouse gas and bring it back in and 154 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,199 recycle this greenhouse gas and just try to you know, 155 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,040 whereas carbon positive as possible throughout the park. You know, 156 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,560 every single piece of merchandise, every single ride, just produces 157 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:23,639 loads and loads of carbon. I mean, I could smell it. 158 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:26,199 It's a wonder. It's that sense you get when you 159 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,839 walk through the turnstile, and after you pay us lots 160 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,560 and lots of money to get in here, you just 161 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,399 smell that carbon in the air. It's fantastic and it's 162 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,360 keeping us going, and it just makes me happy every 163 00:06:35,399 --> 00:06:38,040 time I stroll down the streets. I love it. If 164 00:06:38,079 --> 00:06:40,519 you look on the cameras, Chris is he's wandering around 165 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,079 looking for another attraction. I think he's actually heading to 166 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:46,800 another one of our favorite ones, the high school reunion. Oo, 167 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,920 let me tell me about that one. That sounds nice. Yeah. 168 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,800 All it does is just makes you feel awkward and 169 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:53,480 out of place. It's great. You look around and you 170 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,160 see all of your friends from school, except they've all 171 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,399 have kids now or are fat, and that's it. Wow. 172 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: Wow, there's suposed to be right at home feeling awkward 173 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,879 and out of place. Though, I mean, I gotta say, yeah, 174 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,120 that's just his state of being. He may may enjoy 175 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,680 this one a little bit too much. Actually yeah, actually, uh, 176 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,560 maybe maybe we should get him escorted out of there. 177 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:12,959 You called like park security. Maybe move him to a 178 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,720 different ride. Is that is that a possibility. 179 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,319 Speaker 2: We'll get some of our enforces to come in and 180 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,639 move them on to another ride. Uh, gentlemen. Hey on 181 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,240 in second Clayton. Yeah, well yeah, he's uh yeah, take 182 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:27,480 him the line, perfect, take a shot, all right, cool, 183 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,199 Sorry about that. They'll take care of them now. Oh 184 00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:31,040 there you go. You can see my My guys are 185 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:33,040 in there right now. They're taking them away. They're just 186 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,319 putting him another line. Wow. 187 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,839 Speaker 1: Oh and they're all dressed as a giant mascots, kidney mascots, 188 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,160 kidney shaped mascots, and it looks like they're beating him 189 00:07:40,439 --> 00:07:41,000 in the line. 190 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,279 Speaker 2: Well, I mean obviously, right, I mean, did you expect 191 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,879 anything different from you know, six six six flags? No, 192 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,519 not surprised, but yeah, still brings a smile on my face. 193 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: So tell me about some of the other rides and 194 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:54,399 like where you acquired these beautiful pieces of equipment. 195 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:57,279 Speaker 2: I mean you got monstrous roller coasters. Oh yeah, you 196 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,959 can see this one here up in the north Way 197 00:08:00,199 --> 00:08:02,800 part of the park. We acquired it actually from Texas. 198 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,399 It's called the Cyclone. Yeah, tell me more about that. 199 00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:09,959 It's just a cyclone. Oh, it's literally just a tornado 200 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,079 that we lifted from nature, Mother Nature up on Earth. 201 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,759 It's just literally a tornado and we'll just wreck you very, 202 00:08:16,839 --> 00:08:18,560 very badly. You don't want to get too close to it, 203 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:20,680 but when you do, you go up pretty high and 204 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,639 get thrown around quite a bit. If you look carefully, 205 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,360 you can actually see some cows in there as well. 206 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: Oh, very nice, a little twister tie in, you know, 207 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,040 I know that's true. Parks typically do a little bit 208 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:29,720 of movie tie in. 209 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 2: Bill Paxton came down the other week and he took 210 00:08:31,839 --> 00:08:33,159 a look at it. He really liked it. He said 211 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,360 it felt very authentic to what he wrote. Yeah, that's incredible. 212 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,559 We're waiting on Helen Hunts to get the reunite. Oh yeah, yeah, 213 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,679 of course, Yeah, it'll be lovely. 214 00:08:39,879 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: This place is known for some of its park foods. 215 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,720 You know, you come here, you ride the rides, you 216 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:47,799 get some foods. Tell me some about the park foods 217 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,559 that you guys serve here. 218 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:50,559 Speaker 2: One of the most popular foods that we have. It's 219 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,120 really it's convenient. It's a small bag just full of 220 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:56,000 shards of glass. It's his shards of glass and a 221 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,320 bag and you can munch on it. It's great. It's 222 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,159 like popcorn, except it's glass. The kids love it, they 223 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,440 really do, and you know, it really tickles the tummy 224 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,240 as it goes down, as we like to say, it's 225 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,679 pretty cheap to make too. We just you know, get 226 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,080 all the glass from people who park out fronts. We 227 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:12,519 just shatter all the windows of their vehicles and collect 228 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,399 it and then we sell it to them. So really 229 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:17,480 they're buying their own windshields and we're making money on it. 230 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,480 I mean, it's it's a fantastic, fantastic way. 231 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: To do this, revolutionary, and I bet they're excited to 232 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,639 come back to their car just beaten to bits. 233 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 2: You know, glassy where absolutely absolutely really you get that 234 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:30,799 wind in your face? Oh yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 1: I've also heard a rumor that, you know, in order 236 00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:37,919 to promote vomiting on your rides, your ice cream and 237 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,919 your suits are laced with epicac syrup. 238 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,559 Speaker 2: Oh yeahs that crack obviously, obviously. I mean, who do 239 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:46,159 you think I am some kind of amshe Oh no, no, no, sir, 240 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,840 you're You're the best in the biz. All of our 241 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,080 cotton candy and our ice cream just have a little 242 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,080 little dab of epicac in there as well, and just 243 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,799 make you throw up as quick as you get it. 244 00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:55,639 It's fantastic. 245 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,639 Speaker 1: Do you have some sort of like vomit quota that 246 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,480 you need to meet because I'm looking on these theme 247 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,759 park right. Oh, even Chris right now, it looks like 248 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:03,559 he's just barfing his guts up. 249 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,559 Speaker 2: Do you do you do you provoke barf? It works 250 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,000 out pretty well because actually our log flume we have, 251 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,600 you know, the one that goes around and goes on 252 00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:12,480 little ramp. It's instead of water, we just have vomit, 253 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,679 that's all it is. So we got to keep that 254 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:17,600 thing full every single day. And so you know, vomit 255 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,720 has you know, evaporates over time because it is awful 256 00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:22,480 hot down here. So having more vomit to fill up 257 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:26,720 the flume keeps it moving. It's a little sloshy, but hey, 258 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:29,200 you know, it's good times. And the kids. The kids 259 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,519 like it. They enjoy standing at the bottom getting splashed 260 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,720 by all the vomits. It warms the cockles of my heart. 261 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:36,279 Speaker 1: It looks like Chris after he threw up into that 262 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,120 river which he thought was just a river, it looks 263 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,960 like the log is actually coming towards him. 264 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 2: Oh oh, he just got splashed with all that vomit 265 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:46,879 looking at him. All good times, good times. Indeed, I 266 00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:50,480 love seeing the wondrous joy on all the kids' faces. Yeah. Oh, 267 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:53,879 look at Chris. He looks so happy. Oh no, he's miserable. 268 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,360 He's actually miserable. Excell Maybe I'll have one of my 269 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,799 enforces move him on to another ride. It's just small world. 270 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,919 It's it's a fantastic one. He he will love it. 271 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,600 Speaker 1: So, oh, tell me more about that, Like, is that 272 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,559 is that some sort of like interesting take on the 273 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,639 the classic ride from disney World. 274 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 2: Oh no, it's it's literally the exact ride from Disney World. 275 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,000 It's just it's a small world. It's Oh, it's a 276 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:18,960 fifteen minutes just droning song. That's pretty much hell in itself. 277 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,120 It's like a compartmentalized version of hell, and it's it's 278 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,879 great to see that, you know, someone up there figured 279 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:28,159 out the key to really driving someone crazy. Why mess 280 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:30,279 with the classic? I just brought it down here, of course. 281 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: Of course, now I do understand that you have a 282 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,360 unique take on the Hall of Presidents. It looks like 283 00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,879 key of the Hall of Dictators. Oh yes, but it's 284 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,159 they're not animatronics. 285 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,519 Speaker 2: Is that right? It's just no dictators. It's actually like 286 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,759 Genghis Khan is in there, and Julius Caesar. You can 287 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:46,399 go listen to him speak about all the horrors they enacted. 288 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,120 It's it's really great. It's a lot of fun. And 289 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,559 we're really crossing our fingers to get Trump down here 290 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:55,399 pretty soon too. Wow. What a get Wow, it'll be 291 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,440 fantastic when he's here. 292 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: Of course, I see that Chris is being beaten by 293 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,399 your enforcers, so it looks like they're moving them on 294 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,919 to another ride. 295 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,679 Speaker 2: Where's he? Where's he off to Clayton. Let me just 296 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,759 go ahead and say, I don't like the term beaten. 297 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:11,000 I like the term touched by ticklesticks. That's right. Yeah, 298 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,559 our enforces just hit the shit out of them with 299 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,840 those ticklesticks. It's it's a lovely time. It just you know, 300 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:20,360 encourages people to get in lines and get closer together 301 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,679 because the thing you want to be is really packed 302 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:26,159 in tight to uncomfortable spaces here at this at our park. 303 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,559 Here I see. But yeah, it looks like he's moving 304 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,480 on now to the Carousel of Failure, which is one 305 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,679 of the first attractions actually open up. When I was 306 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,919 a young, a young demon working and we had the 307 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,320 World's Fair and I built the Carousel of Failure and 308 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,279 it worked out well, and people seem to enjoy it, 309 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:44,559 and so I opened up six sixty six flags down here. 310 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,600 I see, So tell me about the early parts of 311 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:46,919 the day. 312 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,879 Speaker 1: You know, from my understanding, you had to buy up 313 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,159 a significant amount of land, but you try to keep 314 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,799 it a secret by buying it up with like shell companies. 315 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:57,039 Speaker 2: Like what was that process? Like, you'd be surprised how 316 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,240 difficult it is to buy burial grounds down here because 317 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,639 there's a lot of space, and barrel grounds are very expensive. 318 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,559 But we make sure to put all of our attractions 319 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,879 and all of our rides on top of actual burial grounds. 320 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:11,320 It really adds that extra essence to everything we do. 321 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,600 And then when we dig our tunnels underneath the park, 322 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,799 you know, to get more trash in it, because we're 323 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,279 just pumping trash in from the outside, just digging right 324 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,600 through all those caskets and all of those dead bodies. 325 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,480 It was just a remarkable time. It was a lot 326 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,080 of fun for the builders too. Oh yeah, I bet. 327 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,039 Speaker 1: I mean I've heard that you had to record numbers 328 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,960 of deaths and turnover from your builders because they just 329 00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:36,039 kept getting you know, beaten up by corpses and haunted, 330 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,279 haunted bodies. 331 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:41,679 Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, we had literally thousands of workers died during 332 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,000 the building process. It just adds an extra layer of 333 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,639 sort of specialness to my park. I'd like to think, 334 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:49,000 you know, all all of those little those souls floating 335 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,639 around here. My dream is to collect the souls and 336 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:53,720 actually have them like balloons where you can walk around 337 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,679 the park and the kiddies can hold onto those souls 338 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,679 and just wander around holding above their heads with little 339 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,960 horns poking out. It's gonna be great. Speaking of uch, 340 00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:03,120 did you get your your horn hats? Oh? 341 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I have not yet gone to the gift shop, 342 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:09,519 but I mean, oh yes, yeah, I've those. You see 343 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:12,440 those around hell all the time, children that have gotten 344 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,759 their horn hats. I mean they're they're famous, they're infamous. 345 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,279 What are the kind of things you have in the 346 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:18,039 gift shop? Oh, we have all kinds of things. I 347 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,120 mean really, it's that's what this place is all about. 348 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,159 The sellly mentionize right of course naturally. 349 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, we have our stuffed animals, which is you know, 350 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,240 you can get your your stuffed version of the man 351 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,960 himself of mister Satan, who I know you're a big 352 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,440 fan of too. 353 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 1: Right now, I don't know what about a fan I mean, 354 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,200 I'm related to him, but sure. 355 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,879 Speaker 2: I've got a Satan plushy right here. Here you go, 356 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:38,600 there you go. Notice how it's just full of rocks. 357 00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:42,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, quite heavy, yeah, Percy, very very uncomfortable, all right, 358 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,360 Salt you mentioned earlier you have this underground system, and 359 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,320 to my understanding, it's you have like a pneumatic system 360 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,679 so that you can just constantly be shooting trash out. 361 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,440 Speaker 2: Like what, what else do you have going on these 362 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,840 underground tunnels? Well, I mean that's pretty much where we 363 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,559 put all of the you know, the blood and all 364 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,960 of the vomit, the excess vomit we have from the flume. 365 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,799 If we have a good day down there. We have 366 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,399 got some storage down there. Also, that's where our restaurants are. 367 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,879 It's all underground, so you know, if you want any food, 368 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:09,519 you have to go under under the park and you 369 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,600 can see the flowing trash outside. Really adds a nice 370 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,519 little ambiance to to your eating experience. 371 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you can make it through the gagging 372 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,759 in the epicac syrup, I mean, wow, what a beautiful meal. 373 00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 2: That must be absolutely absolutely some of the absolute worst 374 00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:28,759 garbage we have. It's it's it's good times. And you know, 375 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,519 one one meal for a family of four costs roughly 376 00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:35,360 two thousand dollars. So it's a wonder that people actually 377 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,799 keep coming. But they do, and they love it. They 378 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,159 do love all the chaos. Hea, and I'm quite excited. 379 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:43,480 Oh look at that. I can see Chris now has 380 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,840 gotten out of It's a Small World and he's moved 381 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:50,039 onto Dante's Inferno. Oh yeah, what's that. Oh no, it's 382 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:52,799 not a ride. It's actually Dante's Inferno. It's just it's 383 00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,720 the Nine Circles of Hell and he's going to work 384 00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:55,240 his way down. 385 00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, he looks he looks very confused. I 386 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:02,879 think the physical toll of being in this park is already. 387 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 2: Starting to take effect. 388 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,159 Speaker 1: I mean, he's he looks lost, He looks confused, a 389 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:06,759 little scared. 390 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a perfect day at a theme park. Yeah, 391 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:09,480 of course. 392 00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 1: You know, Chris is getting around pretty pretty fast. Does 393 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,360 he have some sort is there like a fast pass 394 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,120 system down here or like you know, you mentioned season 395 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,080 park passes? 396 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,919 Speaker 2: What's that like, Clayton, You got to be very careful 397 00:16:20,919 --> 00:16:22,759 because you know, if you mentioned anything that, you know, 398 00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:25,159 our friends up at at Disney World have you're gonna 399 00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:26,720 get sued out of your mind. So we don't have 400 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,759 fast passes here. We have the speed Demon pass. Oh 401 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,720 I like that. Absolutely. You pay that and you get 402 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,960 in a separate line. It takes as long as the 403 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,159 original line. It just costs more money, of naturally, of course, 404 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,960 of course. Yeah, it's it's good. It's you know, really 405 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,360 adds an air of sort of superiority to you as 406 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,000 you have it, because you get aware it in a 407 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,679 lanyard around your neck. But you don't get into any 408 00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:50,440 ride any faster. So I see, it's a fantastic way 409 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,240 for us to earn some extra money here as well. 410 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,639 Speaker 1: Now I see that some of your rides have like 411 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:55,679 a maximum height. 412 00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 2: You have to be this short to ride this ride, 413 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:58,919 and then. 414 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: It looks like they have like an a they do 415 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,759 they cut off the legs so that you're small enough 416 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:04,559 to then ride the ride. 417 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 2: Is that correct? Oh? Absolutely absolutely so. Yeah, some of 418 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,799 our attractions, you know, they're built a long, long time ago, 419 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,359 and so you know, you gotta be careful. You don't 420 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,480 want anyone losing a head out there. I mean, that 421 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,039 would be fantastic, But you know, instead of doing that, 422 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,559 we can actually chop from the bottom, so you can 423 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,039 still see where you're going. You just lose a little 424 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,880 bit of, you know, your lower lower leg area because 425 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,480 some of these rides they have they have some low overhangs, 426 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,279 and so when you say get rid of the bottom, 427 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,960 we say just to you know, make sure you can 428 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,960 fit in there. And it's really really disgusting and walking 429 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,319 around on stumps. It adds a nice little elements of 430 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:38,200 some bloody footprints throughout the park as well. So really 431 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,039 by the end of the day we have some lovely, 432 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,559 lovely just rivers of red running through the park. Oh 433 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:42,960 that's nice. 434 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,319 Speaker 1: And I bet also that blood contributes to that good 435 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,680 theme park chaf that you always get at the end 436 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,039 of the day. 437 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 2: Right. Oh yeah, If you don't have that that crazy 438 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:52,759 chaf between your legs, you're doing it wrong. That's what 439 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,720 I say. That's what Mama always would say. Ah, I 440 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:57,480 see them. So what's Chris on too? 441 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 1: Now? It looks like he's entering like just an ordinary 442 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,559 kind of roller coaster, it seems. 443 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what. That's one of our metal coasters. 444 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,839 It's a launch coast that's really nice. It's got some 445 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,240 loops and some spins, and it really kind of mixes 446 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,519 you up a little bit. It's great after you eat 447 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,640 some shots of glass too. 448 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,119 Speaker 1: I see that doesn't seem to be any sort of 449 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,599 like bit to that. Can you elaborate like what's you know, 450 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,920 what's what's so hellish about? 451 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,400 Speaker 2: Just an ordinary roller coaster? Oh no, it goes very 452 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,680 fast and he goes upside down quite a few times. 453 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,279 The kids really like it a lot. And then right 454 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:26,200 there at the end, you can see as he finishes 455 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,279 this loop at the end, you know, you can see 456 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,799 you can see those little boxes there at the end. 457 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,599 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, does it take a photo of you? Oh no, 458 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,599 that's where we have our trained snipers. Oh, so as 459 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:38,039 you're coming down on that ultimate loop, then they just 460 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:39,920 take aim and open fire. 461 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,799 Speaker 2: Precisely. You get it yourself, a little souve. And he 462 00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:43,680 had to take home with you a bullet that's free 463 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,160 of charge. He had six six six flags. You get 464 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,960 to take them a bullet then that's that's very cool. 465 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 1: And and a photograph of you after you've gotten shot 466 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,400 then huh. 467 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,359 Speaker 2: Absolutely, you get not only get your your scaf A life, 468 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:56,000 but you get a photo of the moment. So you're 469 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,559 gonna really see some great great looks. Yeah, it looks 470 00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:01,799 a lot like Jack Ruby shooting Oswald. You know, great photos, 471 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:03,559 great photo. That's where I got the idea from it. 472 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: So, you know, sometimes parks up on the Earth Realm 473 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,079 they have you know, themed seasonal days, you know where 474 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:11,920 they'll oh it's. 475 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 2: The Christmas Liberation knows. Not only what kind of themed 476 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,240 days do you guys have done here? We have a 477 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,759 great one. In August we have first day of school. 478 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,160 All it is is just the the nervousness of going 479 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,599 back to school in theme park foam. 480 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 1: Oh wow, you really just got to bottle up that anxiety. 481 00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:32,359 You know, I'm sure you liter around like school supply 482 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,160 commercials and back to school sales stuff. 483 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 2: Oh exact, what a nightmare. Backpacks are very expensive. And 484 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,319 then in Decemba, on December twenty fourth, we have the 485 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,839 I Forgot to buy Presents Day. Oh yeah, it's it's 486 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,519 all all of the nervousness of not doing what you're 487 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,000 supposed to do crammed into one day of fun. 488 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow that sounds like an anxiety, horrifying nightmare. 489 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:53,880 Speaker 2: That's that's good stuff. 490 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, So tell me about like, say a family came 491 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:00,279 in from across hell. You know, they just just want 492 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,680 to get the full six six six flags experience. 493 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,000 Speaker 2: Uh. Do you guys have like resorts that they can 494 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:07,279 stay at, like, tell me about those? Oh? Absolutely, we 495 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:08,920 have all kinds of results. You can see the lake 496 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,720 of fire out in front of the park out there, 497 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,720 so around that we have the duo rail, which is 498 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,000 what I call it a very fancy term. Uh. And 499 00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:18,519 then there's there's a bunch of different hotels. We've got 500 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,799 a bunch of different results. You can go have yourself 501 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,839 a spa day where you can sit in some lava 502 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,960 for a few hours. Well you don't. You don't have 503 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:27,160 you don't have the choice. You sit in lava for 504 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,359 quite a few hours. It's very very painful. Do do 505 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,359 these do these hotels have like themes? 506 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: I mean maybe they are they like bad movie tie ins, Like, 507 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,400 tell me about like the themes of the hotels? 508 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,759 Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, absolutely so. Each of each of the hotels 509 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:43,839 are themed around different books or movies or or songs. 510 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,759 Speaker 1: Actually I understand that you have a soap opera Days 511 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,359 of Our Lives themed hotel. 512 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,880 Speaker 2: Absolutely. You can actually stay at the General hospital if 513 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,720 you want. You can go there, get some get some 514 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,920 operations and come to a theme pocket. It's really great 515 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,279 when you have those open wounds. Yeah, and you see 516 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,279 if if you stay on the dual rail around, you 517 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,160 can actually stay at the Overlook Hotel, which we managed 518 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,279 to get directly from mister King himself. 519 00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:04,559 Speaker 1: Wow. 520 00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 2: Do you even have the maze and everything? Absolutely? And 521 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,839 then Jack will just chase you around with an axe 522 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,279 throughout the whole night. You really no sleeping at all 523 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:13,119 in that one. Oh yeah. 524 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: But you can hear the kids screaming all night, all 525 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,279 hours of the night. It's fun time for everyone. 526 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,279 Speaker 2: It's just lovely. 527 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,039 Speaker 1: You know, you got a bunch of brilliant ideas down here, Salt. 528 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:24,559 You know, like these these rides are really elaborate. Everything's 529 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,680 very calculated and well thought out. Do you have like 530 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,799 a team of demons that are just imagining all these things? Oh? 531 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 2: Absolutely, we thought of what can we say? You know, 532 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,599 like they're imagining ideas and they're kind of engineers. So 533 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:39,920 there are demoneas is what they are. Oh yeah, and 534 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,279 so they design all of the different attractions. You see 535 00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:45,039 all the different results, you see the spas everything. They're 536 00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:47,599 really just the worst and I'm so glad to have them. 537 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:47,880 With me. 538 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:50,680 Speaker 1: From my understanding, they just they think of every single 539 00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:54,200 detail and how they can just make every single element 540 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,240 of this experience just awful. 541 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,839 Speaker 2: You know, some wonderful people to work with. They're they're 542 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:02,599 thousands of years old at this point, and they've been 543 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,279 doing this for so long. They know exactly what we'll 544 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,559 get under your skin. Literally, splinters are a big thing 545 00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:10,880 for these guys. I see, that's beautiful. 546 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: I see that you have a statue of yourself in 547 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:17,599 the center of the park. Tell the viewers what's going 548 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,440 on with that statue. 549 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,119 Speaker 2: That is a very interesting pose that you're making. Oh obviously, 550 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,079 I mean like every park creator deserves a golden idol 551 00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:26,000 of themselves in the middle of the park. Of course. 552 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:28,359 Of course, that's where people come to worship. You can 553 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,920 see right there, it's just me with my pants around 554 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,720 my knees and two middle fingers in the air. It's 555 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:35,680 a great spot to take photos. We do have our 556 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,599 photo folks rut there who are ready to take a 557 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:39,559 photo of you and then punch you in the crotch. 558 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,279 And then also to man money, of course, every single 559 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,359 thing you do in this park requires some form of money. 560 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,359 Speaker 1: Oh, looks like Chris is kind of at this point, 561 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,480 he doesn't seem excited. I think he's kind of onto 562 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,079 the bit the stick. He's just kind of aimlessly wandering around. 563 00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:54,759 Looks like he's going into another ride. 564 00:22:54,759 --> 00:22:56,640 Speaker 2: Oh yes, well what's going on there? Oh so this 565 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,799 one we lovingly call the Gauntlet. My Demonatres can't take 566 00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:02,119 full credit for this one because this is literally every 567 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,039 single ride from Earth that has injured someone severely at 568 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:09,400 some point, mostly decapitations. We've just brought them down and 569 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,359 looped them all together. So once you finish one, it 570 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,440 goes right into the next one. 571 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,319 Speaker 1: Oh wow, it just keeps going and going, and you 572 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,960 just keep getting injured over and over again. 573 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:19,880 Speaker 2: Your back will just be a shattered bag of glass. 574 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaking of which we have, would you like another bag 575 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,279 of glass? Oh? Go get please? Please? This? Oh oh 576 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,079 that's goes down rough. It really hurts my vocal cords. 577 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,599 It's good stuff. It's good stuff where it keeps you 578 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,079 very happy. 579 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,680 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So what tell me about like the 580 00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:38,000 night events. You know, you've been here at the park 581 00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:41,640 all day, You've experienced all the scares, all the vomiting. 582 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:44,960 How do you cap off a perfect day at six 583 00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:45,720 or six flags? 584 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,559 Speaker 2: Well, you know, most of the theme box you see around, 585 00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:50,200 they'll do some form of fireworks. Will you have it 586 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,400 explosions in the sky, and it really just you know, 587 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960 you can see the reflections of fire in children's eyes 588 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,599 and that's great and all, but fireworks are very very expensive. 589 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,160 So what we've done here, and we've actually trained a 590 00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:04,119 thousand birds just the shit on everyone. So you go 591 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,160 and you look up at our icon there in the 592 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,240 middle of the park. You look up and its birds 593 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:11,039 poop all over your face. It's it's really great, and uh, 594 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,119 you know, the birds then collect food and continue shitting 595 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,839 on people. It's uh, it's it's very very cost effective 596 00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:19,039 for me. And not only that, but you know you 597 00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:20,759 can sometimes catch a little bit of poop in your 598 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:24,200 mouth and uh yeah, it's very very nice. Sometimes it's 599 00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:27,559 multicolors depending on what they've been eating, and uh, it's 600 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:30,039 something I think unique to apop. Wow, that's magical. 601 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,440 Speaker 1: And then you, as I understand, you guys have a 602 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,319 parade as well, tell me tell me more about that. 603 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just a parade of cause that is 604 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,359 tear through the park. There's no there's no sort of 605 00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:43,240 defined line or router or anything. They just run over 606 00:24:43,319 --> 00:24:46,000 people and just go very fast. It's uh. But we 607 00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:48,920 have a series of vehicles from some really really vicious 608 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,640 movies up in the up on the you know, the 609 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,880 Earth area. We have all the mad Max rides. They 610 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,519 just drive around collecting up guests on their spikes, and 611 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:58,880 we just have tankred trucks. We have very fast cars. 612 00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:01,240 You can actually see the fast the furious vehicles sometimes 613 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,480 will drive around there. The kids love seeing them as 614 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,440 they you know, very quickly get run over. But it's 615 00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:07,200 good times. 616 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:09,559 Speaker 1: Oh I see, I see that you have the Stephen 617 00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:13,720 King maximum overdrive truck just ripping and shredding through the crowds. 618 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,559 Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's one of my favorites. I love seeing it. 619 00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:18,839 Anytime you can get those big trucks out there. They 620 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,680 make a lot of noise, they produce a lot of 621 00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,880 a lot of carbon, a lot of exhaust, and they 622 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,400 run over a lot of people, so that it's a 623 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,839 good time. You know. The parade sometimes shows up between 624 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:30,319 you know, three o'clock and five o'clock at some random 625 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,599 time from some random place in the park, and they 626 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,160 usually terrorize people for a good hour or so before 627 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,000 going back and refueling. Oh that's lovely. 628 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,319 Speaker 1: Oh, it looks like Chris is into exiting the gauntlet. 629 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 2: He is. Oh, he's in bad shape. He looks awful. 630 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,440 It looks like he's had a great day here at 631 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,640 six six six flags. Oh, I'm gonna have my happy stick. 632 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,039 People push them over to what more of my favorite attractions. 633 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,319 It's the meat grinder, is what it's called. Oh? Any 634 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,960 cool unique features of the meat grinder ride? Oh, it's 635 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,279 just a big meat grinder. Oh, there's a little platform 636 00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:59,000 on the top. Well, you know, you get pushed in 637 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:01,720 and then you just get round into a meat, just 638 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,000 a big bag of meat. 639 00:26:03,079 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 1: I see, I see there's a there's a park announcements 640 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,680 ready for pick up. Oh it sounds like it sounds 641 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,200 like I need to go pick up my Chris. Sounds 642 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,039 like he went through the meat grinder. Oh yeah, yeah, 643 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:16,079 it's it's gonna be great. 644 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 2: You might want to get some gloves or something, because 645 00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:19,359 they usually come out pretty messy. 646 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: Is there any sort of like vessel that I can 647 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,640 carry my Chris coop in, uh to take home with 648 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,240 me some sort. 649 00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:27,880 Speaker 2: Of collector's item? I mean, of course, any any excuse 650 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,480 to make some money is a good one. Here's this 651 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,759 is a this is a very exclusive garbage bag. I mean, uh, 652 00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:37,920 sixty six six flags souvenir Can meat receptacle. There you 653 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,640 go here take that. That'll be two thousand dollars. Oh joke, 654 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,559 let me get off my wallet. Here, here you go, sir. Well, 655 00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:45,880 let's let's actually head down. 656 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: We can go pick up Chris and then I can 657 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,920 just do one kind of funnel walk through of the park. 658 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,960 Oh well, now that I'm stepping outside, I'm really smelling 659 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,680 that carbon that's sulfur. 660 00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:57,039 Speaker 2: Really gets into the lungs gets It's it's like smoking 661 00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:59,519 a pack of cigarettes without having to actually smoke. Yeah, 662 00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:01,400 oh wow, there is. 663 00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:04,839 Speaker 1: The streets are just thick with vomit, blood, a lot 664 00:27:04,839 --> 00:27:05,440 of tears. 665 00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 2: Absolutely. I just it warms my heart to see the 666 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,519 frowns on all these children's faces. 667 00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:12,319 Speaker 1: All right, we just survived to the meat grinder. Looks 668 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,640 like Chris is coming out of a very small tube. 669 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,400 Oh there he goes right into the bag. 670 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,359 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, there you go. I see an eyeball. 671 00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:20,319 Look at that, And there they're gonna tie him up 672 00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:23,079 for you, and there you go. Take him home. Be careful, 673 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:24,759 I make sure he doesn't roll around too much in 674 00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:25,960 your car on the way home. 675 00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I don't want I don't want Chris 676 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,720 getting in my back seat, not again, you know, and. 677 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,400 Speaker 2: Keep it keep in mind you probably no longer have 678 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,559 a front windshield, so you know that is gonna blow 679 00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:35,519 him around little bit. Be very careful. Yeah. 680 00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:39,720 Speaker 1: So, actually I'm sorry to ask mister Kidney, mister salt Kidney, 681 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,480 can you can you autograph my Chris. 682 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 2: Bag ho please? Of course, there you go, there you go, 683 00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:47,000 young one. All right, that'll be three thousand dollars. Oh 684 00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:49,319 oh I have to pay you for that. Okay, obviously 685 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,279 I don't know. Yeah, sure her free. What do you 686 00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:53,240 think I am? I don't know. There you go. There's 687 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,519 your three thousand dollars. Thank you. All right, Well I 688 00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:57,279 think that that's it. I think we're gonna we're gonna 689 00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,759 call it a day. Chris, how are you doing? Okay? 690 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:02,039 All right? Well we yeah, all right. 691 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,759 Speaker 1: Oh oh and the fireworks are going off and by 692 00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:06,880 far looks it means the bird's shitting on us. 693 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,759 Speaker 2: Oh god, absolutely, there you go. You got a little 694 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:11,160 take home assuming here Clayton, you boys, it does a 695 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,279 pleasure mean you? I hope Chris has a good time, 696 00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:16,200 Obi enjoyed himself today and Clayton is always a pleasure 697 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:16,799 to see you. 698 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 1: You you as well, mister Kidney. All right, well that's 699 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,519 been another episode. Oh go God, the Braide's coming. It's 700 00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:25,160 it's the cars the coming. Thanks for listening. 701 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 2: Check us out on social We're at Morning from Hell. 702 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,119 Speaker 1: On Twitter, Instagram, TikTok Oh god, god he'll die that. 703 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,599 Hey guys, thanks for listening to another episode of Good 704 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,440 Morning from Hell. That's been Jack Pattillo a close friend 705 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,359 of ours, so the show Jack, thanks for having being on. 706 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much for giving me the opportunity 707 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,000 to just have a horrible accent for a good thirty 708 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,680 minutes or so. 709 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: To Transatlantic as it really slipped in and. 710 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,759 Speaker 2: Out over Yeah, Kevin drifted. It's okay, no, no, no, 711 00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:58,480 it's good stuff. 712 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: So we did this theme park episode to promote a 713 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,960 new show that you have coming out, So tell us 714 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,440 more about that. 715 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, So, Annual Pass is my brand new podcast coming 716 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,440 out to everywhere you listen to podcasts. Comes out April 717 00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:12,319 twenty second and then Thursday. From that point on. It's 718 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,519 all about theme parks and the sort of magic and 719 00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:17,319 experience you have while going. It's myself and Jeff Ramsey's 720 00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:19,759 my co host. I've been doing theme park stuff since 721 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,839 I was a kid, and Jeff is relatively new to 722 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,119 theme parks, and so we're talking about different attractions. We've 723 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,319 got special guests. It's gonna be a lot of fun. 724 00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:29,720 If you like theme parks, hopefully you'll dig the podcast. 725 00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:33,359 So Annual Pass get it wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah, 726 00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:36,000 Jeff Ramsey's also a friend of the show. He's been on. 727 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:41,279 Speaker 1: He's a member of the Face Show, and then he's 728 00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:43,279 also been on as the Tooth Fairy and I think 729 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,960 Grimlin I can't remember. All right, well, Jack, where else 730 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,400 can folks find you? Aside from Annual Pass? 731 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to find me, I'm on Twitter, 732 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,880 Jack Underscore p on Twitter, and I almost got a 733 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,680 YouTube channel where I stream a bunch of stuff to 734 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:58,519 YouTube dot com slash Jack Pattillo. That's P A T 735 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,920 T I L O TES two l's and yeah, check 736 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,839 out my stuff. I like building Lego and playing Minecraft 737 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:05,680 and all kinds of stuff like that. Alright on, Well, 738 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,920 thanks again, Jack, thank you very much. Thanks for having me. 739 00:30:08,119 --> 00:30:08,359 Baye