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Speaker 1: Welcome to soft core history.

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Speaker 2: What is up? Welcome back to softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined as always

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by Dan Rijester.

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Speaker 3: Always it's always me, always you.

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Speaker 2: You're the one constant here. I've missed shows. Jake is dead,

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but you were always here.

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Speaker 3: But I changed my look enough to kind of give

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off the appearance it's a different person.

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Speaker 1: You are a chameleon. Yeah, look at you.

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Speaker 2: You're whoever you want to be. Yeah, you're a mister potato.

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Speaker 3: Head, just swapping out on customize me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping that now I said the soft air. But

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now when people see our thumbnails on YouTube, they won't

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think you're about to say like insane j six shit

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for an hour.

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Speaker 3: Beard's gone. I look about ten years younger, like.

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Speaker 2: Truly, welcome back. Thanks to fucking earth.

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Speaker 3: I can kind of sabotage my looks when we're successful.

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We can't afford that yet.

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Speaker 2: No, no, and again, I think you need to either

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do like steroids or start doing one of those hard cuts.

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Speaker 3: Maybe some peptides.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's the dynamic. We need to sell people

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right like you're the hot man's man and I'm just

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the goofy dad.

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Speaker 3: And the more tired you get, the more you start

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to kind of develop this fatherly lisp. I've noticed that's

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the zen this is in, that's his z in.

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Speaker 2: But it's worth it.

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Speaker 3: But I have a soft voice anyway. Yeah, so I

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need to be a hard man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we do sound as soft as fuck right now.

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I guess when I'm like, so, here's what happens, it's

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not gay, but so here's what happened to history today,

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you're just.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, tell me about it.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, our numbers have been pretty stagnant. I need

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to get hot as fuck. I need to draw in

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either of the gay crowd.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think gay is just because I mean, women

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are gonna listen to history.

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Speaker 2: Klon No, no, no, you're more like I like, be

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like in a college basketball podcast for women.

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Speaker 3: M hm, No one's listening to that, right, And I'm

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not working out for women. No, I'm not popping top

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on my birthday for women.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we knew that. It's all for the It's all

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for dude. That's what That's what that fucking beard was

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for too.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 3: I think we have that locked in.

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Speaker 2: I think we got enough of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to uh spread the diversity.

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Speaker 2: Need to diversify audience diversifications.

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Speaker 3: What if you got hot, dude, what if you just

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got on some TRT. You already have a bunch of

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testoster on. You have three kids? Now, yeah, could the

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world handle you?

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Speaker 2: I don't think they're ready. I don't think they're ready

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for that. My wife's vagina has been damaged enough this month.

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Speaker 3: By the baby. Yeah yeah, yeah, not from you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not yet.

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Speaker 3: You're about to pump in number four.

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Speaker 2: But if I get on the t RT, I'll get

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a sect me and it'll still a little fucking fire through.

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I think TRT fucks with your fertility rad I'm sure

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it does.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna stay off that.

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Speaker 2: For we don't know all the effects of gender I

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mean care, let's.

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Speaker 3: Just put it in that's true. I'm not even gonna

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take credit for that, but yes, I do agree with

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Billy McCusker from war Mode who said that doing TRT

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as a man is gender firm care.

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Speaker 2: So good, so fucking good. Anyway, we're here today also

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in the hopes of getting listens. We're just chasing virality,

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all right, We're just chasing the news we're just chasing

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the hot the hot stuff that's going viral right now. Okay,

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And what's the hottest thing you know about in history

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right now?

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Speaker 3: What's hot in these streets? Yeah, obviously the Egyptian Pyramids.

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Speaker 2: Boom, that's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna I probably should have listed off other

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things and then built to that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's fine. Is there anything else even remotely

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being talked about?

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Speaker 3: It's probably in the same stratosphere Aliens, that's the same

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thing things that happened before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if it happened before, what you mean before,

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I mean before before? Then like that, I want I

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want Graham Hancock to eventually subvert himself, like he's he

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ends up being right and then he's like, but what

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well if it was before I said it said it

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was before.

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Speaker 3: He can never accept the dub.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just like velociraptors built the pyramids.

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Speaker 3: I do like seeing Graham Hancock, though, kind of vindicated.

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What do you mean he could just shove our shit in?

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He could be throwing our face into the again the truth.

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Speaker 2: We have spoken about how what he's saying is the

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only guess you can say. You can't say after right,

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or what if you can? Then we thought, yeah, that's

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the only thing you can say.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, eh, I mean I could get

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down with that, Like what if you there's a bunch

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of years of history they're just made up?

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Speaker 2: Oh you mean like the conspiracy theory with the Vatican

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Vatican fears, just like two hundred and ninety six years,

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two hundred nine seven years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we could. It could honestly be like seventeen

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hundred right now.

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Speaker 2: We don't know changes nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly it's not we wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Even do anything. We'd be like, I mean, could we

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already measured arbitrarily twenty twenty five years since one religion's

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messiah was born?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? But we could also just be the people from

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Blade Runner, where all of our memories are implants and

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today is actually the only day we have ever lived.

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Speaker 2: They're called replicants.

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Speaker 3: They're replicants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, replicants maybe, And that's fine, But let's talk

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about the stuff they allegedly discovered under Do.

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Speaker 3: You believe in space? Do you think it's real? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I believe space.

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Speaker 2: I saw that was the thing lately the people like

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space isn't real.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I've never been. It could be a projection.

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Feel like it's real. We're in a dome. Feel the planetarium.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't really change anything for me, but uh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going there. It's like be like, oh, what

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do we live in the simulation?

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. Do I still work tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Yep? Then what the simulation sucked?

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Speaker 2: Great? Can I fly now my neo now that I

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know I'm in a fucking simulation, which, by the way,

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the fucking people who everyone else who was in the matrix,

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who knew who they were the matrix, they couldn't even

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do anything cool with it.

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Speaker 3: Once we project ads onto the moon, though, I will

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have my doubts that space is real.

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Speaker 2: That's when you'll yeah.

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Speaker 3: If they're just changing ads out on the moon, yeah,

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that it's not a thing. Then it's not it doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: I will respect your beliefs.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I can say.

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Speaker 3: You don't think when they saved those two from the

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International Space Station and they crashed down into the water,

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that kind of looked that sucks very sus.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're just chilling in the fucking Florida Keys

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or something, and they hopped on a plane.

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Speaker 3: They just admitted, essentially with that movie that came out

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with Scotlett Johansson, that they did film the moon landing

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just in case, oh yeah, case they didn't get there,

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or they just did it in the first place.

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Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing about the moon landing conspiracies is

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that it really only pertains to I guess the first one,

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because you can literally take a high powered telescope and

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see rover tracks on the moon.

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Speaker 3: Now, did we landed on the dark side of the moon?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's where the Nazi bait, that's where Hitler lives.

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Speaker 3: At this point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he jumps from Brazil to Antarctica and then he

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launched to the Moon, to the moon which doesn't exist,

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I guess.

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Speaker 2: But uh, let's talk about what they found found hard

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air quotes under the pyramids, because I got some problems.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit of a you know, unreliable scan Is

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that what you're saying, Yeah, quite a bit of an

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unreliable scin he just wanted to be true and I

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understand that, and I.

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Speaker 2: Kind of, well, here's the thing. There could be something

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under the pyramids, But I'm not like, I don't put

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anything past just the capabilities of the ancient Egyptians.

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Speaker 3: I have a theory, what what if they were just there?

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What the pyramids? Yeah, God just made.

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Speaker 2: Them, just sweet mountain's. I would to make three tiny

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perfect mountains and the other mountains of whatever. But I

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want to make three tiny little.

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Speaker 3: No, even like the Mayan and the Incas, they're pyramids,

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they're already there before. Who cares? Okay, nothing was man made.

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Speaker 2: I like that. I like, actually, let's like take more

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away from Man, which the alien thing kind of does.

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But it's not even like another living thing. It's just

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God did it and were useless.

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Speaker 3: Also the fact that we think aliens would be like

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a humanoid. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: It'd be funnier if it was like a race of spiders.

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Speaker 3: I like the alien race in that movie that just

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came out Mickey seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Oh I haven't seen that yet.

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed it very much.

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Speaker 2: It looked good. I like Robert Patrick, I like weird

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Robert Pattinson.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna get a lot of that. Yeah, and make

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you some time. I suggest go see and I will.

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Speaker 1: I will.

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Speaker 2: But let's talk about how they found this shit. First off,

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because do you remember another relatively recent historical brew haha,

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where they found the bones of all those Indian children

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in Canada next to old Catholic orphanage from the turn

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of the century.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but those weren't old bones. Those were bones from

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like last century, right, Trudeau's dad did that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, here's the thing is that they they kept

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looking because of the light oar scan and they realized

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that it was just old tree roots and there were

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never any bones there.

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Speaker 3: We never got the follow up on that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't really catch the main news the way

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the original story did. They had already been burning down

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Catholic churches in Canada at that point, but it turned

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out no bones.

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Speaker 3: Catholic churches have been catching l's left and right recently

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Europe Canada.

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Speaker 2: No bones, no bones. But the first latter is gether like, oh,

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I've got to be bones. That's that's baby bones. That

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is that is such a bold take offul one scan.

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It's it's Indian baby bones.

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Speaker 3: No, it's roots.

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Speaker 2: What like, maybe look twice before you're like, I found

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a genocide.

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Speaker 3: I always assume genis.

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Speaker 2: Not to say that those orphanages were nice places to live,

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but there were no bones.

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Speaker 3: It never happened.

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Speaker 1: Uh, well, they were mean to them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that they had a mass unmarked grave

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of fucking Eskimo children.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair enough. Yeah, you know, I have to

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now provide evidence that you're wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, which you won't.

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Speaker 3: You could have also just made that up. I have

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no idea, I know, and that's the fun part about it,

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and I'm not gonna look it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nor should you. Uh no, but I'm.

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Speaker 3: Gonna live in my truth, my reality. Those were bones.

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Those were Eskimo and seal bones, because they buried them together. Okay,

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because Eskimos had the like pet seals. Oh, they'd be

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sweet that they slaughtered.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was just like their dogs because

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Speaker 3: No, they are I'm saying they. Oh y, Canadians also

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slaughtered their dogs.

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but like the same same idea that was used to

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do that, and that whole big historical thing it was

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used to do this. So they have no fucking idea

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what this is at all, and they don't even know

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who did it. But one of the reasons this has

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caught so much attention is that, you know, people are like, oh,

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we know, we know so little about who built the pyramids,

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you know, like it could be it could be anything,

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you know, Like it's so hard to know. We know

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so fucking much about who built the pyramids. We know

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so goddamn much about who built those fucking pyramids that

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it's actually fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: Who is the we in this scenario, Humans that care

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to look, not general knowledge.

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Speaker 2: It's out there, you could find it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the fucking waters are getting muddied now, Yeah,

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because some asshole walked up and dump mud into the pool.

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It's contaminated. At this point, we.

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Speaker 2: Know so much about who built the pyramids that today's

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episode is going to be some fun anecdotes about the

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people who built the pyramids, because not only do we

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know basic information, we have a lot of random minute

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information about the people building them.

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Speaker 3: I guess I don't really fully understand or grasp how

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long ago the pyramids were built. As a while, it's

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Speaker 2: Uh forty six hundred years ago.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we're close to five thousand years ago.

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Speaker 2: Five thousand year ago, so the pyramids were built probably.

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I think it was like the pyramids were built like

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four hundred years. I think after writing was invented in

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a in ancient Sumer.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling me around we came up with a

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way to communicate with one another and pass along knowledge,

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just great information, and yet four hundred years later we're

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building some of the most advanced structures on the planet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that completely tracks.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it does. Okay, let me.

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Speaker 2: Put it this. There's another way. There's another way to

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put it right. Modern humans existed for existed for like

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two hundred thousand years, like our version of ourselves have

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it before, like Homo sapiens exist for like two hundred

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thousan years, two hundred thousand years. So for one hundred

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and ninety what five one hundred and ninety five thousand years,

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we're more or less walking around being whatever you could say,

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one hundred and ninety thousand years because we were starting

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to do cities and off like Gooblecky Tepe and Karahan Tepe,

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the City of Wieners one of our best episodes. Go

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listen to it, the Lost City of Wieners. So we're

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doing stuff about that's like civilization. Civilization adjacent in about

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ten thousand BC, and so one hundred and eighty eight

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thousand years ago. Right, we invent writing one hundred and

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what I say, ninety six whatever, one hundred ninety thousand

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years into being human beings. As soon as we invent

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external data storage, we've existed for all of that time.

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We invent external data storage, and we are off planet

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within three thousand years.

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Speaker 3: I can get down with an advanced civilization that we

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just lost information on and we kind of went backwards.

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That makes more sense than me, honestly.

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Speaker 2: So today we're going to talk about because people one

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of the reasons these things stick of like we don't

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know about the Pyramids, could be anything there. We know

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so fucking much, so I would talk about really minute stories.

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Speaker 3: I know nothing about the Pyramids. By the way, it's

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never really garnered my interest.

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Speaker 2: Well, the first thing is that fake news that slaves

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built it?

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Speaker 3: Are you saying they got paid?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone was.

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Speaker 1: A skilled labor paid.

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Speaker 3: They were Moses saved then, but they weren't building the pyramids.

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Speaker 2: In fact, the Exodus story takes place a thousand years

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after the Pyramids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just imagine it was the same folks,

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maybe their ancestor just there the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I know the world was a little bit,

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quite a bit different a thousand years prior to Moses

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than when Moses was around.

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Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah. Pyramids were built a thousand years

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before Moses. Yeah, this makes no sense to me. We

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don't have information that's reliable. There's no way.

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Speaker 2: Do you believe everything you read in the Bible every word, bro, No,

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we do have information that's reliable because they have found

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literal writings from the time in archaeological digs.

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Speaker 3: They could be lying, Yeah, I guess that's true, hyping

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themselves up for stuff they didn't do.

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Speaker 2: Well. There was a lot of boasting, actually, so we'll

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get to that. The first thing we'll talk about is

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so there were the people who built the pyramids. There

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were lots and lots of I guess what you would

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call like work teams, essentially, teams that you know, carried blocks,

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teams that worked the boats everything, union men kind of yeah, genuinely,

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genuinely skinematic. We did a whole episode on how some

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Peermid workers went on strike to tell you how much

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we fucking know about this shit. But there were different teams,

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and they'd all name themselves different things. And they would

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have rivalries with other teams.

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Speaker 3: Of course, I mean it happens to this day. I mean,

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you have a roofer that interacts with like a plumber.

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I don't think they get along.

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Speaker 2: Or even just like you know, union or unions have

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different numbers, even if it's the same industry, right, Like

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you'll be branch one oh seven, and you know they'd

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be like the waterman branch one of seven and he's

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waterman Branch one ten. Play they play each other in softball, Yeah,

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get gets nasty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad got stabbed actually by a rival gang

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of watermen.

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Speaker 2: At a softball game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he fucked up his pinky in the softball game.

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He was a pitcher. Guy, hit it right back to him,

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caught it. But for the rest of his days his

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pinky was like that.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, bare hand.

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Speaker 3: Caught none with his glove.

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Speaker 1: Wait, how to get like that? Then?

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Speaker 3: Because it was so fucking quick, broke his finger to

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the point that I guess the doctor said he could

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go fancy with it and fix it and be like

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that his whole life, or he can close it in

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or go like that so he can grip a golf club.

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Speaker 2: He decided to get Yeah, I think that's the right move.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, his finger looks like that the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucking wild.

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Speaker 2: So one of these teams was called They called themselves

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the Gang of Drunkards, self proclaimed drunks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's bragging about how much you drank in

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like your thirties or forties. It's gross. Yeah, unbecomming. Look

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I don't disagree, but these It sucks in college too,

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Like cool, dude.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I had like sixteen beers fucking four shots or

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gold slogger.

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Speaker 3: Fucking does every girl just like open up their legs

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when they hear that you're so strong twenty beers? She's

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soking wet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, yeah, I know you fucking pissed in my bedroom.

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I know how much you dried.

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Speaker 3: You were dick. Yeah, if I hate you, do you

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expect a guy to like give you a fucking high five?

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Is that what you're what is the goaling? Just to

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show how manly you are? Yeah? Yeah, you probably have

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bitch tits.

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Speaker 2: So in the Workers Village near the Giza Plateau, archaeologists

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uncovered graffiti left by lots of different labor gangs. They

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would always like carve carve their hype shit into the

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into the stone and stuff like that. One of the gang.

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And like I said, the gangs all give themselves names.

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Speaker 1: One of the gang.

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Speaker 2: One of the gangs was the Gang of Drunkards. They

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were responsible for hauling stones to the Pyramid of Mencore,

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which is the smallest of the three GE's of pyramids.

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Speaker 1: Beer was regularly regularly.

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Speaker 2: Consumed by all pyramid workers. It was not just a ration,

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but it was often a form of payment.

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Speaker 3: I have a new theory what the pyramids were originally

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meant to be a luge, the world's greatest shot loge.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so down with that theory.

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Speaker 3: Like build it higher, Yeah, make it epic, just.

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Speaker 2: Like a huge spring break party and fucking twenty six BC.

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Speaker 3: They just pour a that of beer down it.

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Speaker 1: People are just.

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Speaker 2: Like they're all up the pyramid, like lining the whole

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steps of the pyramid, Like whoa.

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Speaker 3: It goes into all the different crevices and all the

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cracks of it.

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Speaker 2: That would make that would explain the unexplained shafts.

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Speaker 1: All through the pyramid.

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Speaker 3: I think we cracked the case.

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Speaker 2: I think we might have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wanted to get hammered.

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Speaker 2: So beer I think, Uh, one of the reasons they

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had beer so much. Obviously people like to get fucked up,

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but it was a useful carb as well because they

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were their rations were basically beer and bread. So it's

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just like carb up, boys, you're gonna be hauling giant

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fucking stones for the next four months.

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Speaker 3: That's what you want before a workout. After a workout too,

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the body's gonna run on it.

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Speaker 2: These guys were drinking beer every day, like for like

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in for pragmatic reasons as well as but they were

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also getting fucked up. So these guys, I.

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Speaker 3: Guess, so people have been drinking on job sites forever.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so my home, I live in a new build.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: When we would go to like look at the build

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or whatever, like as it's going up, just to see

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the progress. I would walk through the house all the

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time modello cans and bottles and there they reware it.

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I mean literally beer bottles left everywhere. Corona medello always

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those two nothing else.

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Speaker 3: Kind of explains why frames of modern day houses are

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so poorly done. Yeah, because these guys are just drinking

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on the job.

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Speaker 2: But look, man, if it worked for the fucking pyramids,

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like everyone was getting sucked up on the job. And

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what did these raging alcoholics do, because we know what

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their job was. To their job, they were drunk all

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the time. I guess their job was to specifically haul

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the multi ton stones that were going up the pyramid.

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Speaker 3: How did they roll those big stones where they're like

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logs underneath?

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Speaker 2: And it was uh yeah, I think that, and they

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like wetted the sand.

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Speaker 3: Not as impressive as I thought.

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Speaker 2: It's ingenious. Yeah, by the way, I believe this was

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pre Wheel. I could be wrong by that, but I

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think it's pre Wheel.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me these motherfuckers were run the entire time

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pre wheel. Yeah, and moved hundreds of tons of stones,

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thousands of tons of stones. Yeah, this that doesn't add up.

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Speaker 1: They did.

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Speaker 2: You got the number one factor in history you always

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have to remember is these people add nothing but time

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on their hand.

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Speaker 3: I understand that, but you also have to factor in

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people want a good story. Yeah, it's a better story

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than what probably happened. No, Aliens is a better story

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than what than what actually happened. No, my story of

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it was just there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah. Also, yeah, this is a better story.

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Speaker 3: In the words of Obama, you didn't build that.

475
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of getting sucked up, we also, because we

476
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,240
know so much about who built the pyramids.

477
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 3: Name names. Did it was Gary?

478
00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 2: We also shuck have a worker we have a specific

479
00:22:56,319 --> 00:23:01,559
account of a sick day or a hangover on the

480
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,440
job though a worker called in sick or whatever in

481
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,240
the workers village at some place. I'm not gonna say

482
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:09,960
the name, doesn't matter.

483
00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 3: Just keep drinking hair are the dogs?

484
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 2: Archaeologists found a piece of pottery that was used for

485
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:21,279
writing that specifically recorded absences. One entry, and I'm gonna

486
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:27,240
name names here notes that a worker named PANEB couldn't

487
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:29,359
come into work that day because he was, quote from

488
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,920
the pot quote, suffering from the effects of beer.

489
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a PANEB move to.

490
00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 2: Paned th real piece of shit or he's a bitch

491
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,599
either or it could be a piece of shit too.

492
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:46,640
Can't handle it. No, I can't fueb can't hang bad hang.

493
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,519
We actually are going to talk about a bad hang later.

494
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,359
But yeah, that's a that's a tiny antidote that again,

495
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,400
I just wanted to share because we know so much

496
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,519
about pyramid construction, did we have sick day records?

497
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 3: On what?

498
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,799
Speaker 2: What do you mean? On what Where are the records?

499
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,119
I just told you it was written on fucking clay.

500
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 3: Where are they? Where are these records?

501
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,799
Speaker 2: My god, I don't know. Some British museum probably.

502
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 3: It's made up, dude, it's all made up.

503
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:17,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

504
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 3: They're crossing their t's and dotting their eyes. Okay, because

505
00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:25,160
a fucking fool like you would be like, well, they

506
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,480
have a record of this man being too drunk to

507
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,240
do his job. Clearly they built the pyramids.

508
00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:32,599
Speaker 2: They know exactly.

509
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 3: That's how you connect the dots from A to B.

510
00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: There.

511
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is basically just the argument from It's Always sunny.

512
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:45,200
It was like, oh, so you've gone over these fossil records.

513
00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 3: Yourself, you poured over the Oh so you're blindly trusting these.

514
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 2: Men, Yeah, who you've never met.

515
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: That's all you're doing, proven yourself to be up.

516
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: Bitch.

517
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,039
Speaker 2: I am blindly trusting these men and I feel fucking

518
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,119
fine doing it.

519
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,519
Speaker 3: And honestly, all Egyptology, this shit all came about in

520
00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:07,880
the nineteen hundreds. Really, it's all British explorers in like

521
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,440
nineteen twenty a.

522
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,519
Speaker 2: Little bit before that, because Napoleon found the Rosetta Stone.

523
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: Well he also shot cannons into into the pyramid. Pyramids,

524
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,480
as the movie portrayed.

525
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,319
Speaker 2: Were nothing but respect to Ridley Scott.

526
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: I loving Gladiator too. He could have just easily had

527
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,759
like nile crocodiles yep in the coliseum. Not it when

528
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:30,319
need sharks.

529
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: He made you. Really, Scott at this point is just like,

530
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,599
oh day you not to suspend your disbelief, you little

531
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:40,680
bitch keeps him alive. Yeah, you got a cute gonna

532
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:46,279
suspend that disbelief, asshole, No matter what, I'll frow at you, dude.

533
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. Napoleon he probably blasted a hole in the pyramids,

534
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:53,200
found these exact records you're speaking of, and be like,

535
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:58,240
oh dude, don't be like this fucker Pinepa or whatever.

536
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, he used as an example to his soldiers.

537
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 3: So it was in Napoleon propaganda.

538
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: Could be.

539
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: This is my favorite story from the Pyramids, again because

540
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,400
we have so many goddamn details about it that we

541
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:19,720
know this. In the workers Village at Giza, archaeologists uncovered

542
00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:25,039
a large bakery capable of producing thousands of loaves of

543
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:26,880
bread a day to feed a workforce of up to

544
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,519
twenty thousand people. Again on another piece of clay, it's.

545
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,839
Speaker 3: Only three ingredients, as Jacobs taught us.

546
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's not hard to bake bread. And I'm

547
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,200
sure this bread wasn't awesome, but they just had to

548
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,759
feed them, you know.

549
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: Oh, they didn't even rise honestly.

550
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 2: Eleven bread, peta. They're all eating pea bread and drinking beer.

551
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 3: That sounds like a good night, as long as you

552
00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:50,160
got some dipping sauces.

553
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: They had hummus. I'm sure you know chickpeas or dates,

554
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,240
probably dates something sweet, Yeah, I think dates.

555
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:59,279
Speaker 3: Uh, they found energy, there's more carbs.

556
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, they found an another piece of writing, and it's

557
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:07,519
a complaint from a worker who worked the Pyramids.

558
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:09,759
Speaker 3: Wear and lack of protein for these boys.

559
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:15,279
Speaker 2: Protein speaking of food being shittier back then, not easy

560
00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:15,799
to come by.

561
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're not very strong, dude, Dude.

562
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:22,519
Speaker 2: Meat meat was not like the I think I read before.

563
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:25,680
This could be wrong, but I remember reading at some

564
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,240
point that the primary protein, or one of the like

565
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,240
two primary proteins in ancient Rome was beans.

566
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 3: Beans suck.

567
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: It was not like you were sitting down to like

568
00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:39,400
a fucking goat steak every night, or you know what

569
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,799
I mean, or like you're not eating lamb constantly dudes are.

570
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,839
Speaker 3: Just ribbing ass.

571
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, all day long, wine and beans.

572
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 3: It already smells bad enough. Yeah, what are we doing?

573
00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:53,599
Speaker 2: And then, by the way, you get to wipe your

574
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,240
ass with a wet vinegar sponge.

575
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:56,759
Speaker 3: It's hell.

576
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:01,799
Speaker 2: They also had hobbin area shitteries.

577
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: I mean that's porta potty though, yeah, except it's all

578
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:07,880
it's urinals, but it's for pooping.

579
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,079
Speaker 2: So it was like a social place.

580
00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: People would chit chat, you kind of catch up on

581
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:18,440
the goss. Yeah, as you're just like ah ah, Justin's

582
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,119
wife left him, like.

583
00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's crazy, Like there had they couldn't have

584
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,160
been a solid poop in that whole city.

585
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:29,559
Speaker 3: I don't think we had solid poops until the eighteen hundreds.

586
00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:36,839
Everyone was just leaking, just straight piss out the asshole. Yeah,

587
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,799
I would at all times, I would agree with that

588
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,400
because I mean, have you ever done like a carnivore diet,

589
00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:44,319
even if you're a hunter gatherer and you're just like

590
00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:48,559
getting that protein, you're getting that strictly meat based diet,

591
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,480
it goes right through, does it.

592
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: Because I was eating the the other day, it's actually

593
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,920
several days last week for lunch, I was eating the

594
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,440
first forum just eating first form bars and uh, maybe

595
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,319
like a meats from first form as well, which is

596
00:29:01,319 --> 00:29:02,559
all jacked up with protein.

597
00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:03,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, and.

598
00:29:04,839 --> 00:29:07,519
Speaker 1: Flogs log city.

599
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: I said meat only. Okay, the bars are gonna have

600
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,440
obviously a bunch of fiber.

601
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: True, yeah, fair enough, but it's heavy in protein either way.

602
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:21,720
So they found this pottery, this clay, and it was

603
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:24,680
a worker complaint about the bakery. A worker from the

604
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,480
Pyramids complained about the bakery. He had gotten bread from

605
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:32,720
the bakery that morning and ate it, and he got

606
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,039
he had to go back and complain about the bread

607
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,240
because he said the bready ate one morning made him

608
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:43,160
see quote visions of the gods. Because it turned out

609
00:29:43,319 --> 00:29:46,599
that a baker who was known for fucking with people,

610
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:51,319
had mixed a small amount of a local herb. They

611
00:29:51,319 --> 00:29:55,559
think a henbane, which has mild hallucinogenic properties. Probably I

612
00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:57,279
don't know, maybe on the level of like doing a

613
00:29:57,319 --> 00:29:57,839
mushroom bar.

614
00:29:58,279 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: He made LSD bread.

615
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody he's gonna trip balls today. Okay, this baker

616
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,079
who worked the pyramids, by the way, knowing that these

617
00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:09,359
guys were gonna have to go out and haul giant stones.

618
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 3: Someone's getting corruped.

619
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: That could crush them into fucking soup.

620
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,599
Speaker 3: He was like, that's just guys being dude, it really

621
00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:21,440
it is. You know, you gonna have fun. Why are

622
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,799
we so? Why are we taking life so seriously? Just

623
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,039
do a bunch of LSD bread as you're building some

624
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:31,400
of the most magnificent structures in human history.

625
00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:35,559
Speaker 2: So this guy, this baker, doses the bread, and the

626
00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:38,480
worker leaves after eating the bread, and according to the

627
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,519
record that we have, he wandered around the work site

628
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:45,839
telling all the other people he worked with that he

629
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,079
was chosen by ra to lead the gang. So his

630
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:52,799
to his work group, he's he walks in, tripping out

631
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,440
of his fucking skull and he's like, hey, God chose

632
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,440
me to be the boss.

633
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 3: Now did they oblige?

634
00:30:58,759 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 2: They did not. They just laughed at him. They were

635
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,160
he essentially uh was walking around doing that until he

636
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,079
tripped over a stone and everyone started laughing at him,

637
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:10,839
and then he went and fell asleep in the shade.

638
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,039
Speaker 3: Oh so there's a happy ending. I thought, I totally

639
00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:16,319
saw that going much much.

640
00:31:16,559 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, Well he wrote the complaint.

641
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:23,400
The guy went, it's it's from him.

642
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:26,279
Speaker 3: So the complaint is they won't allow me to be

643
00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:27,000
the boss.

644
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,279
Speaker 2: No, the complaint is, hey, your asshole baker put LSD

645
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,039
in my bread and I spent the whole fucking work

646
00:31:35,119 --> 00:31:36,440
day tripping my dick.

647
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,839
Speaker 3: Off, made a total glass in myself.

648
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: Told everyone, God put me in charge.

649
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:45,119
Speaker 3: Now the boys won't invite me to poker, and I.

650
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I am the laughing stock of my work gang.

651
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:53,640
Fuck you. The baker, by the way, not fired, reprimanded,

652
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:58,400
but not fired, as in, God damn it, don't do

653
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:58,720
that again.

654
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:01,079
Speaker 3: What would you fire him? He's making such great bret.

655
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,039
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure other people had fun with it.

656
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because one dude complained. Yeah, I mean if so.

657
00:32:07,839 --> 00:32:10,599
You know, there's stickers on the back of work vehicles.

658
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,720
It's like, how's my driving? Or call this number if

659
00:32:14,359 --> 00:32:18,279
you know it's bad, because people only call that number

660
00:32:18,319 --> 00:32:20,000
if it's bad. No one's calling and be like, yo,

661
00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:23,359
actually vehicle forty one, this dump truck was crushing it.

662
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,279
This dude incredible driver.

663
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, absolutely, magnificent moves on the road today.

664
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 3: Those people don't get fired. They're just like, hey, something

665
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,200
you had to complaint, Yeah, some fucking dickhead.

666
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,119
Speaker 2: They only get fired if they like ram into another,

667
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,240
like they have to hurt someone. They don't get fired

668
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,559
because they cut someone off.

669
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 3: And even then, yeah, you never know. They just gets

670
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:47,279
dependent on. It's like a Catholic priests. They get transferred

671
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,839
to other construction the industry. Yeah, he could could be

672
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,240
such short staff that he has to continue to drive.

673
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: Yeah got oh boy, we.

674
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,839
Speaker 2: Don't really want to keep Miguel on because he's definitely

675
00:32:57,839 --> 00:33:01,279
gonna kill a toddler at some point. But uh, no

676
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:04,119
one else is applying and we got rocks to move

677
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,880
this next one. We have a fun story about a

678
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:14,759
mean boss. His nickname, He was a foreman. His nickname

679
00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:21,319
was the Angry Bowl, and he was responsible for transporting

680
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:24,559
limestone on boats. One of the people responsible, whose team

681
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,680
was responsible for it. There's a log book that we

682
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:33,240
found the Wadi el Jarffe papyri much limestone.

683
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:36,039
Speaker 3: Could those old ships actually transport.

684
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,559
Speaker 2: I think more than you think, and they they diverted

685
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,960
than One of the reasons they were able to do

686
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,960
it is they diverted the nile so they could do

687
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,559
it on water.

688
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's something I'll never fully grasp is buoyancy.

689
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any You get on a metal

690
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,880
boat and just go like, I kind of accept faith

691
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,079
that we figured it out at this point, but yeah,

692
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,839
boats then like hundreds of tons of rocks just it's

693
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,920
not going to sink their little boat. See. This is why,

694
00:34:01,599 --> 00:34:04,640
by the way, with the whole shit they found under

695
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,519
the pyramids thing where people are like God to beer irlooms,

696
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,239
I need it proven beyond a reasonable doubt that the Egyptians,

697
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,679
if it's there, just didn't dig it themselves, because they're

698
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,559
they're clearly capable of fucking anything. Like they had nothing

699
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:26,440
but time, hundreds of thousands of people to use for work.

700
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,639
Speaker 3: Oh so we dug into the earth and created the pyramids.

701
00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: No, no, No, this stuff below the pyramids where there

702
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:36,440
was like those columns and bigger rooms even below that

703
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,719
I need. I need to be proven to me essentially

704
00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,840
that they didn't just be like, go to fifty thousand

705
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,159
people and be like grab as shovel ass.

706
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 3: Those are support beams.

707
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: Maybe honestly, that's another thing too, is maybe that that

708
00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:51,880
could be a thing like they were so worried about

709
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,760
how heavy the pyramid would be that they put a

710
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,400
bunch of support underneath it. That's the thing that I've seen.

711
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,840
I think I mentioned on the show before they've seen

712
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,039
talk about where it's like, why are there so many

713
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:05,599
buildings from our houses from the made out of like

714
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,920
wood and shit from the fifteenth century, fourteenth century, twelfth

715
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,039
century in like England and France that are still standing,

716
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,559
Like shouldn't they have crumbled by now? And it's like, oh, well,

717
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,840
they weren't necessarily sure of how much stuff they were

718
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,960
supposed to use, so they reinforce the fuck out of it,

719
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:25,000
like ten x what they needed.

720
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,559
Speaker 3: To covering their own ass. Yeah, essentially, because imagine, you know,

721
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:31,360
you put that final stone on the top of the

722
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,199
pyramid and it just goes down like a house.

723
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 2: Of cards, rumbles into the fucking like the fans is.

724
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 3: Like, it's a bad day at work.

725
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: And again he's like, truly, you tell fifty thousand people

726
00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:46,000
like you draw a fucking square in the in the

727
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:50,280
desert and give fifty thousand people shovels. You could do

728
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,239
some digging. You could do some digging.

729
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,119
Speaker 3: I can always do some digging.

730
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,039
Speaker 2: I can never do digging. Fuck digging.

731
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 3: I was built a dig That was my calling in

732
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,840
life was the dig ditches. What happened I overcame all

733
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,599
the odds, the.

734
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 2: Allure of soft hands work proved too strong.

735
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,039
Speaker 3: I know, I I have to larp hard hands.

736
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 2: Not a callous on there.

737
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:20,199
Speaker 3: There's callouses callous on there. But it's because I larp

738
00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:22,079
hard work.

739
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do hard work for fun.

740
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 3: M That's how privileged I am.

741
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 2: Kind of like if you tell them like, oh, like

742
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,159
you tell some Egyptian worker're like, oh, you're big like me.

743
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,079
Speaker 1: What do you do?

744
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,599
Speaker 2: Like, Oh, I just go pick heavy things up for fun?

745
00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:39,119
It's like, oh, I I must do it to feed.

746
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: My family too. In a way, maybe, yeah.

747
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: Because you need to get hot for the show.

748
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 3: So yeah, so in a way, me looking better gets

749
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,320
more numbers, gets more money.

750
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

751
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: But no, dude, if that's all fails, I definitely need

752
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,599
to just go back to hard labor.

753
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, construction, I agree, we're going a job site. Yeah,

754
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,400
I don't disagree with that. So the Angry Bowl, according

755
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,599
to this papyrus that we have, uh, he responded, he

756
00:37:12,639 --> 00:37:16,079
was responsible for unloading boats at Giza, probably stones, I

757
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:18,039
don't know. And he just.

758
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: Shouted really loudly. He was a big asshole.

759
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 2: Of his employees constantly screaming at him. Real old school

760
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,719
basketball coach situation.

761
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 3: The Bobby Knight of his time.

762
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Bobby Knight of limestone unloading.

763
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,639
Speaker 3: That's a miserable existence.

764
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 2: So the papyrus also notes a specific time in which

765
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,519
the Angry Bowl got very angry because we know so

766
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,840
goddamn much about this that.

767
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: One day a worker and really hammering that home. I

768
00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:52,920
really need to Yeah, I don't think we know that

769
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:56,800
much about it, Rob, so God damn, I'm blindly trusting

770
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,239
you here. It's fine. Fuck me, it's fine.

771
00:37:59,559 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: Uh.

772
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 3: One one day I will become the angry Bull.

773
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: One day a worker dropped one of his ropes into

774
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:12,119
the water, and the foreman apparently yelled screamed at him

775
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,400
so bad that the worker jumped into.

776
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: The river to retrieve it.

777
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 2: Because he was just like, oh fuck, walk walk, and

778
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,400
on his way to do it like he was gonna

779
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,000
jump in feet first, he slipped eight shit, fell in

780
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:30,039
head first, and allegedly, according to this report, the team

781
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,440
was laughing so hard that it caused I don't know,

782
00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:37,400
an eight hour delay in work because everyone was too

783
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,199
busy laughing at the guy. They said they lost half

784
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,119
a day of work to everyone laughing at this guy.

785
00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 3: Did they keep one of those signs that said zero

786
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,519
days since last mishat.

787
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,679
Speaker 2: I hope, well it was Falcon days since last you know,

788
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:52,199
a hieroglyph. But yeah, yeah, and then they had to

789
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,320
change it to Jackal days since last damn.

790
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

791
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,079
Speaker 2: They wanted to get back to Falcon, but stuck on

792
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:01,920
Jackal after that. But I was really hoping for this.

793
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,280
Guy was then ripped pieces by a crocodile in this,

794
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,159
but unfortunately he was able to get back out and

795
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:07,719
be laughed at.

796
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 3: Okay, so we do have alleged records of a work accident. Yes, uh,

797
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:23,159
sick day dude. This could have all just been made up.

798
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 2: Drug the bread.

799
00:39:24,119 --> 00:39:25,559
Speaker 3: I need you to cite your sources.

800
00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: It's not that type of show.

801
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 3: You just don't have fun. That's what it really boils

802
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,000
down to. Yeah, hey, yah, you're here to just kind

803
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,559
of shit.

804
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 2: On everyone everyone's dreams. Yeah, that's what I'm here to do.

805
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,400
We're not having fun today. Fuck you.

806
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 3: I believe magic, typically I liked you too, but this

807
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,719
is what you're gonna teach your children.

808
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, magic isn't real, by the way. That's the other thing.

809
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:54,679
That's the other thing that drives me insane about this

810
00:39:55,519 --> 00:40:01,840
is that if everything we currently about the Pyramids is true.

811
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:06,280
There's not extra stuff. There's not a pre Egyptian civilization

812
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,239
that taught them this or whatever. These things are a

813
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:16,400
miracle already. You're trying to over miracle the miracle. You're

814
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,840
just used to it, so it's not a miracle anymore.

815
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,840
It's a fucking miracle. They built these things. It's insane,

816
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,039
but you're used to it. It's already here, so you're just.

817
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,519
Speaker 3: Like, well, looks normal.

818
00:40:29,559 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 4: It's normal to have these pyramids here because they saw them.

819
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,519
And no, it's normal. Oh need a better explanation because

820
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:39,000
the miraculous explanation I already have I heard and now

821
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,280
it's not miraculous. Good God, check it out.

822
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 3: Though you're wrong. I think we need to go to

823
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,760
the Pyramids ourselves. We need to pop our heads in investigate. Yeah,

824
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,559
this needs to be a little history mystery.

825
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:56,760
Speaker 1: Take a look for myself.

826
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 3: We do. We do have a friend of the show

827
00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:02,480
that has been to the Pyramids, and I actually paid

828
00:41:02,519 --> 00:41:05,320
somebody to take him into places he wasn't supposed to go.

829
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, Ryan, Ryan, there you go.

830
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: I think that's where you're cancer. Honestly, he got it

831
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,960
from the Pyramids. Yeah. He was also in Chernobyl at

832
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,599
one point, but we'll overlook that.

833
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean Chernobyl Pyramids. They're both they're both

834
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,079
nuclear power plants essentially apparently.

835
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so who could say where.

836
00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: He got it right? It could be any of those

837
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,119
two power plants, the Pyramids or Chernobyl.

838
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,679
Speaker 3: When he's back in the stance, we'll get him on

839
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,000
the show.

840
00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah we should.

841
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 2: Actually I would love to talk to.

842
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,119
Speaker 1: Him about that.

843
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: He's like in India right now. Yeah. I think we've

844
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,159
talked about maybe Sri Lanka. He's just like this place

845
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:39,079
is a nightmare. Yeah, He's like, never go.

846
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you told me that, I would be like, oh,

847
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,639
I didn't plan on it.

848
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,039
Speaker 3: I think I'd rather go to every other continent and

849
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:48,119
every other country on the planet before I go to

850
00:41:48,159 --> 00:41:49,039
Pakistanra India.

851
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'd rather go to Africa, Like, straight up,

852
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,199
I would easily rather go to Africa.

853
00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 3: I'd rather go to fucking like darfour, probably go.

854
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 2: To India Overdar for India is very low in the

855
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,400
list countries. I have no interest.

856
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 3: It's bottom one.

857
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:10,599
Speaker 2: I'm not super into the food necessarily, think it's fine.

858
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: It's just overpopulated and there's ship on the streets. It

859
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:18,679
just seems miserable. Even the nice like parts of India

860
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,000
are not nice.

861
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: The best reason to go to India is to experience

862
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,079
what living in the past is like.

863
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 3: For a perspective. Yeah, but as a father, don't you

864
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,639
have enough perspective?

865
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 1: I have plenty of perspective.

866
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,199
Speaker 3: Every baby that pops out of your wife just juices

867
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,960
you to the gills with perspective.

868
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dude, I am bursting with perspective. You don't

869
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,119
even know how much perspective it.

870
00:42:42,119 --> 00:42:44,159
Speaker 3: You'r rock hard with perspective, which.

871
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,199
Speaker 2: Is why I know that the Pyramids were built the

872
00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:49,840
way we think they were, and if there is something

873
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,360
beneath it, the Egyptians probably just doug a big fucking

874
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,480
hole because they had nothing but time on their hands.

875
00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: I just want you to admit you're wrong when the

876
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,199
evidence finally comes out.

877
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:00,599
Speaker 1: I will.

878
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,599
Speaker 2: But my take right now is a we don't even

879
00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:06,960
know what's under there because this same stuff now, actually,

880
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:09,440
I'll I'll go back and forth on this too. I'll

881
00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:13,159
both sides. This lidar has actually found a lot of

882
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:15,280
good stuff too, Like we have found cities in the

883
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,079
middle of the Amazon that we didn't know existed because

884
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:20,880
of that, because we're finding like these super straight lines

885
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,199
that are that are roads and buildings and stuff that

886
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,199
are obviously not natural. So it has done successful things too.

887
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,519
But by the way, that stuff wasn't necessarily underground so

888
00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:36,760
much as it was like beneath vegetation. The But then

889
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,880
you go to the fucking Canada Indian Baby Indian Bone

890
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,639
story where they're like, we found this mass grave and

891
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,480
then they did another one like oh it's tree roots.

892
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, but think of all the sandstorms that are probably

893
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,760
hit of Egypt could just be layer and layer of

894
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:51,960
sand that covers it up.

895
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,119
Speaker 2: I mean, the pyramids are still poking out.

896
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't know how deep it goes. We know

897
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:59,480
we know how parents are. Well, if they're deeper, well,

898
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:03,239
but what if it's it's deep. What if you found

899
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:07,199
that out about your own peace? Then it actually, you know,

900
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,239
I could extend it. I actually want to cover it

901
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,199
up by too much skin. I actually want to call this.

902
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,079
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've showed you this before because it's it

903
00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:15,119
makes it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen,

904
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:18,480
and it makes me laugh like hysterically every time I

905
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:20,880
think about it or see it. So I'm going to

906
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,639
call the the What's beneath the Pyramids the gay digg

907
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:26,039
Lit theory.

908
00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll explain to the people.

909
00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:32,679
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to pop it up on the on

910
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,880
the YouTube show. But the gay dig lit theory is

911
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,840
essentially so it just made like gay dig lit the pokemon, right,

912
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,760
it like pops up from the ground and it's just

913
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,400
like this little like brown zehnder with a face, and

914
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,679
there's just like someone made like gay art of it

915
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,039
where it was actually just like it's like some some

916
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,960
like big Jack brown Digglets who has the same face

917
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,559
as his dick by the way, to just put pushing

918
00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:58,079
his dick out of the ground.

919
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:01,639
Speaker 3: Was in his dick though I thought it was his head, No,

920
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,119
and then dick the body.

921
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,039
Speaker 2: With So there's the the Doug trio, which is the

922
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:14,719
evolved form of just the evolved form was this one?

923
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, just three but gay Digglet I like that better. Okay,

924
00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:23,440
I'll put that on the screen because man, where are coming?

925
00:45:23,559 --> 00:45:31,000
Oh yeah, yep, okay, I'm sure you two will definitely

926
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:34,280
monetize us after this. It's so funny, especially because his

927
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,440
dick has a face just like his face, and it's

928
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:42,400
also the truth. Yeah, that's the Pyramids. Yeah.

929
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:45,519
Speaker 2: By the way, the account that posted this is free Palestine.

930
00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 3: That's what they have is their day. Oh my god. Yeah.

931
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,800
What if it's actually one of those like Egyptian dogs

932
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,960
on the ground and it's just that right there is

933
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,960
it's peace popping out.

934
00:45:57,119 --> 00:46:01,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm fine with that. That's the only theory

935
00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:03,800
I'll take, okay, is that it's a giant.

936
00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:06,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna take it, Rob, It's.

937
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 2: A giant dog of the gods and it's fucking Wieners.

938
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,840
I'll take that. But yeah, this is essentially it's the

939
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:13,800
gay dick lit theory.

940
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feel like you'll relate to. It's a guy who tried

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and failed to impress a woman by lifting a heavy thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This was before people realize that women don't care. They

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don't care about your bench squad, you're deadlift, you're overhead,

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military press.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't care.

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Speaker 3: Some do, I mean beautiful ladies do, but the general

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female population, unfortunately, they're not educated on the matter. So

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they just think they see a guy bench in like

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one thirty five and they're like, oh wow.

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Speaker 2: They revel in their ignorance.

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Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, dude, I could do that in seventh grade. Bro,

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all right.

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Speaker 2: So on another clay tablet with records written on it,

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00:52:38,519 --> 00:52:40,920
there was a worker, a story about a worker named Ka,

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and there was a girl in a village nearby, uh

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probably twelve who knows who he was, had a crush on. Essentially,

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he had a crush on this girl kaw did, who

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lived in nearby village. So Ka, to impress her, boasted

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that he could lift a small limestone block, which is

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about half a ton, to prove his own strength. And

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I don't know how.

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00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: Much he thought he was gonna lift.

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Speaker 3: It, But what is half a ton tons? I mean

1071
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,360
two thousand pounds. He is a ton, so it would

1072
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be a thousand pounds.

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00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 2: Oh half a ton is a thousand pounds.

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00:53:20,039 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, okay, yeah, so

1075
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,719
a ton is two thousand pounds. Half of that one thousand.

1076
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:31,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he said he could lift a thousand pounds

1077
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off the ground. That's how strong he was.

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Speaker 1: Ok.

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Speaker 3: I think like the record for deadlift is around there,

1080
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so maybe he was deadlift in it.

1081
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,199
Speaker 2: I mean he's not putting it over his head.

1082
00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 3: No, you can't do that.

1083
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:46,599
Speaker 2: Yeah. So during a break from work, a crowd of

1084
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:50,159
workers and villagers showed up because to see cause show

1085
00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:52,719
for this girl about how he was gonna be like,

1086
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,559
look how strong I am. Let's let's bang after I

1087
00:53:55,679 --> 00:54:02,800
prove how strong I am. Reaches down, tries to pick

1088
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,199
up the stone, gets it up a little bit.

1089
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:13,599
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the world's heaviest deadlift in the history of

1090
00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:17,440
weightlifting competitions is one and four pounds.

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Speaker 2: That's almost a half ton dead on.

1092
00:54:19,639 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and you're telling me this little Egyptian he's

1093
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,440
probably all four or five of them. Yeah, like a

1094
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,760
little fella, but a little muscle hamster. I guess probably

1095
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doesn't get enough protein in his day to day diet

1096
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fueled off carbs and booze. I think the booze helps

1097
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,519
was able to get it off the ground a little bit.

1098
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,079
Speaker 2: He was able. I imagine that he's like at a

1099
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corner and like lifting it up. You know what I

1100
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mean a deadlift?

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Speaker 3: You know what a dead lift is? No, not really, Okay,

1102
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,960
I won't explain it then.

1103
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't bother. So I think he's getting it a

1104
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little bit. He does get it a little bit off

1105
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the ground, not the whole thing, but I think he

1106
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gets some of it up.

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Speaker 3: As you lifted up.

1108
00:55:01,639 --> 00:55:04,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was only able to budge it a

1109
00:55:04,199 --> 00:55:07,599
little bit, and he lost his grip and the half

1110
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ton stone.

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Speaker 3: Smashed his hands, crashed, smashed his foot. I think I'd

1112
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rather lose the foot probably than the hands.

1113
00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:21,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would rather lose a foot than a hand, no,

1114
00:55:21,679 --> 00:55:22,199
no question.

1115
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Speaker 3: Did it just come clean off?

1116
00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:27,039
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, he didn't lose the foot. It

1117
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just crushed it, so maybe he'd I mean, it was

1118
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probably useless after that.

1119
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually was able to like slide it from

1120
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underneath because it was so flat. Just fucking jelly. Yeah,

1121
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:42,639
an acme cartoon. Yeah, like just Wiley Coyote having an

1122
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anvil drop on his head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.

1124
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Speaker 2: So poor Caw hopped around in horrible pain as everyone

1125
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pointed and laughed at him.

1126
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Speaker 3: Damn in front of his lady.

1127
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Speaker 2: And then the girl laughed and told him to quote

1128
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this is a quote from the record, to quote stick

1129
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,199
to hauling with a sledge next time.

1130
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Speaker 3: That's cold, baby. Then who else is doing this? No

1131
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:16,760
one's lifting a half ton up by themselves. Dude got close,

1132
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,159
he flew too close to the song.

1133
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:22,079
Speaker 2: Allegedly it slipped right, so maybe he was on the way,

1134
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,039
but it was a grip problem.

1135
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,199
Speaker 3: Imagine if he has some chalk. Yeah, maybe some straps.

1136
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,280
I mean, it doesn't really count if you have straps.

1137
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:33,119
Speaker 2: But that's what I always say. Then, for the next

1138
00:56:33,199 --> 00:56:36,280
couple of weeks, his friends mercilessly made fun of him

1139
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,639
by giving him the nickname ka the stone Crusher. Okay,

1140
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,920
so just an ironic nickname for their virgin bro.

1141
00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:47,519
Speaker 3: Who's not even ironic though it is very literally he.

1142
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,559
Speaker 2: Was stone, he was crushed by the stone. But I

1143
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:51,599
think I think it is an ironic nickname because they

1144
00:56:51,599 --> 00:56:57,000
were saying that they're making fun of him for yeah,

1145
00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:59,440
and uh, yeah, he didn't get the girl. I imagine

1146
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,280
he was a cripple for.

1147
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,599
Speaker 1: The rest of his life.

1148
00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 3: Got no pussy after that, No pussy after that because

1149
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,280
he's just hobbling along. Yeah, seen as a weak man.

1150
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rough. Uh.

1151
00:57:11,639 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 3: The lesson today is just don't even try.

1152
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,599
Speaker 2: No, don't even try. Don't don't put yourself out there.

1153
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Don't even try to build a pyramid because people will

1154
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say you didn't do it.

1155
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: That's a great life lesson. Actually, don't take the chance,

1156
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,559
don't risk anything alway, escape by under the radar. Yeah,

1157
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:37,639
make no noise, make no history exist, Just be happy.

1158
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,159
Speaker 2: Just chill, don't let anyone see you because they'll just

1159
00:57:42,239 --> 00:57:45,599
be mean to you. Yeah, yeah, I like that.

1160
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 3: God forbid he'd try. Man just wants to have a

1161
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,480
little fun.

1162
00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:56,599
Speaker 2: He just wanted love. Yeah, like he just wanted a girl.

1163
00:57:56,679 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 3: He just wanted to peacock show off. It sounds like

1164
00:57:59,400 --> 00:57:59,960
he was pretty strong.

1165
00:58:01,159 --> 00:58:02,239
Speaker 2: He wasn't not strong.

1166
00:58:02,599 --> 00:58:06,639
Speaker 3: He just fucked up. It slipped. The worst part is

1167
00:58:06,639 --> 00:58:07,800
this life changed forever.

1168
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: The girl was immediately like peace.

1169
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 3: Loser moved on to like his homie.

1170
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 2: Probably, Oh, I'm fucking sure.

1171
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,599
Speaker 3: Who clearly didn't take the same risk or chance.

1172
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 2: No, because you marry the smart one. Yeah, who doesn't

1173
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,599
crush his foot. You're already, by the way, in a

1174
00:58:26,639 --> 00:58:29,480
bad place if you think you have to do something

1175
00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:30,960
like that to impress the girl.

1176
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,079
Speaker 3: Also got to think, now he's jobless. He's not moving

1177
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:37,519
more stone that foot. No, unless they gave they chopped

1178
00:58:37,519 --> 00:58:39,599
it off and give him a little wheel, which again

1179
00:58:39,679 --> 00:58:40,360
there was no wheel.

1180
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,199
Speaker 2: There was no wheel.

1181
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little log or something.

1182
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,599
Speaker 2: They had to wet the sand in front of his foot.

1183
00:58:48,239 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a useless pert. They just put him down.

1184
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:55,800
At that point, your life's over pretty much.

1185
00:58:57,039 --> 00:59:02,239
Speaker 2: But yeah, those are some of the many, many detailed

1186
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:08,920
anecdotes we have about the people we know built the pyramids.

1187
00:59:09,239 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 3: Who paid you to do this episode, rup Big Egypt, the.

1188
00:59:14,239 --> 00:59:20,159
Speaker 2: Brits NA Egyptology. Actually, the Egyptians are very very protective

1189
00:59:20,199 --> 00:59:23,519
of their shit, and it would not surprise me if

1190
00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:26,239
these guys who did the light ar or whatever they did.

1191
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 3: Right it went rogue. That was definitely not pre opponent

1192
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,039
ground radar.

1193
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: It was pre approved. But I guarantee you if they

1194
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:37,480
ever get ever get permission to go down there and look,

1195
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,039
it's like twenty years from now, like the Egyptology, Egypt

1196
00:59:41,159 --> 00:59:44,039
don't guards that shit extremely closely.

1197
00:59:44,159 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 3: Pay the right guy.

1198
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,519
Speaker 2: You would think in a country like that, you would

1199
00:59:48,519 --> 00:59:51,360
think that all you need is just slip a due

1200
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,199
to twenty Yeah, grease a few poems and you're good

1201
00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,440
to go. Yeah, you could live in the pyramids with

1202
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,400
the right amount of money.

1203
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: You could sleep in a cou cha. Yeah, you can

1204
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:08,360
sleep in a chamber of a pharaoh like Napoleon did.

1205
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:10,159
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've already did that.

1206
01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:14,119
Speaker 3: Fucking weirdo allegedly saw a ghost.

1207
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what they all say he was.

1208
01:00:18,599 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 2: That's just that's just a gas himself up.

1209
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: What if it was a ghost of this dude that

1210
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,719
crushed his foot.

1211
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,239
Speaker 2: He was like, trust me, you don't want to impress people, man.

1212
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,000
Napoleon's like, no, it must be the glightous man who

1213
01:00:30,039 --> 01:00:33,679
ever leaved. Like, no, dude, you don't, don't try. It's

1214
01:00:33,719 --> 01:00:34,679
gonna go so bad.

1215
01:00:35,239 --> 01:00:38,079
Speaker 3: He's like, you want to just have a good day. Yeah,

1216
01:00:38,519 --> 01:00:40,519
don't try to conquer the world, don't try to conquer

1217
01:00:40,519 --> 01:00:44,400
the stone, don't try to conquer that country. It all

1218
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,239
goes back poorly.

1219
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:50,559
Speaker 2: Just fucking chill, dude, just chill. But Napoleon didn't listen.

1220
01:00:51,199 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 3: And both of them lost their women. Yeah, both some

1221
01:00:55,079 --> 01:01:00,360
lost their although Japoleon's girl was fucking all over France.

1222
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,920
Oh got Napoleon. Napoleon was a big old cook.

1223
01:01:03,079 --> 01:01:05,119
Speaker 2: I think Napoleon was getting it too.

1224
01:01:05,159 --> 01:01:06,519
Speaker 3: I think I mean he was slaying, but he was

1225
01:01:06,559 --> 01:01:09,519
still getting cooked. Like and right, I guess seems like

1226
01:01:09,559 --> 01:01:12,000
a break even to that point. Now it's just an

1227
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:14,760
open relationship. And again you're gonna lose. He's the man

1228
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,800
you are. You will lose, You will always lose.

1229
01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 2: But that's all I got for today.

1230
01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 3: What'd you learn that you hate anything new or anything

1231
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,119
that could potentially push the limits of what's already established.

1232
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:33,239
That's already bullshit.

1233
01:01:35,239 --> 01:01:37,719
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, pump the fucking breaks.

1234
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 3: First off, it's a nuclear reactor.

1235
01:01:40,519 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 2: Rob. The worst part is people being like, well, we

1236
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,239
go so little, we fucking don't check it out.

1237
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,159
Speaker 3: Rob, It's a fucking stargate.

1238
01:01:48,679 --> 01:01:49,639
Speaker 2: I mean, that's fine.

1239
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:52,119
Speaker 3: I hope it is, even though that's in bagdad.

1240
01:01:53,239 --> 01:01:54,199
Speaker 2: Uh oh, yeah, that's right.

1241
01:01:54,199 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 3: I forgot about that. But this has to be a

1242
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,519
portal into another dimension that has to you know, beam

1243
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:01,079
up into the stars.

1244
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1245
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,599
Speaker 3: I'm sure it opened something. It's a key to what.

1246
01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:08,840
I don't know, but I just know that you don't

1247
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:09,880
believe in magic.

1248
01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 2: Not on this. I don't not fucking at all.

1249
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 3: Or how fucking reality works. Brother, who's today's hitler?

1250
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,519
Speaker 2: I feel like I know you're gonna.

1251
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 3: Say, I'm gonna surprise you.

1252
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: Okay, Who it was?

1253
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,239
Speaker 3: That girl? Okay that laughed at a man who.

1254
01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 2: Was just trying to be great, just trying to get gains.

1255
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 3: Trying to get gains, trying to impress you. What were

1256
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,199
you doing? You were just laughing at him? Man? What

1257
01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:37,239
have you done that day? You're just on the work site,

1258
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,760
just hanging out. You're not contributing, You're not doing any

1259
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,119
damn thing. You're probably getting drunk off your ass too.

1260
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:49,639
Horn around damn not fucking around with this chick. I

1261
01:02:49,719 --> 01:02:52,320
just feel bad for Clubfoot.

1262
01:02:52,199 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 2: KA call the stone Crusher.

1263
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,559
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start referring to Clubfoot. Ask foot, that's yeah,

1264
01:02:58,599 --> 01:02:59,000
we should.

1265
01:02:59,199 --> 01:03:00,599
Speaker 2: By the way, can you mat like this guy?

1266
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,159
Speaker 3: You know?

1267
01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:05,039
Speaker 2: They say like, uh, you only you only die when

1268
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,599
the last person forgets your.

1269
01:03:06,599 --> 01:03:11,039
Speaker 3: Name, when your name's not mentioned anymore. Yeah something. Yeah,

1270
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:11,920
he's living forever.

1271
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 2: This guy bought himself immortality.

1272
01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 3: He's just bought himself at least another year. Like our podcast.

1273
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:22,559
Speaker 2: He's hopping around forever in the Cocoa verse because of

1274
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:23,440
this podcast.

1275
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 3: I do get that reference. I have seen that Pixar movie.

1276
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,239
Speaker 2: With his busted ass foot. He might be the oldest

1277
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,760
person there. Well, no, it's not true, but.

1278
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:36,719
Speaker 3: I feel like I would rather believe that.

1279
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,719
Speaker 2: I know what you would rather believe. I know everyoneould

1280
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,960
rather believe. And again it goes back to that you're

1281
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,920
rejecting the miracle that's already in front of you because

1282
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,960
you're used to it, so you don't think it's a miracle. Anymore.

1283
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,159
Speaker 3: You might have convinced me though, if that guy got

1284
01:03:51,639 --> 01:03:54,400
you know, a half ton stone slightly off the ground

1285
01:03:54,639 --> 01:03:59,519
by himself, maybe these were just you know, giants, just

1286
01:03:59,719 --> 01:04:01,800
huge dudes, massive men.

1287
01:04:02,599 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how tall they were, but

1288
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,840
you gotta think they were strong as fuck.

1289
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 3: Maybe they had signs that was beyond our knowledge now though,

1290
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,599
because they're clearly at a calorie deficit, so the fact

1291
01:04:15,639 --> 01:04:18,639
that they were able to have such immense gains, I.

1292
01:04:18,639 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 2: Don't think that they weren't at a calorie deficit. Yeah

1293
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,039
they were, No, they weren't.

1294
01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 3: Dude, if you're you're doing that all day and all

1295
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,079
you're doing is drinking and eating bread, you were definitely

1296
01:04:29,079 --> 01:04:29,920
at a calorie deficit.

1297
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,599
Speaker 2: I don't think they were. I think they had a

1298
01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:34,119
lot of bread and beer. It was. You can't think

1299
01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:36,599
of it as like a fucking ipa or a bud

1300
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:39,880
light or something like that. This was a denser, richer

1301
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,199
beer with more nutrients in it in our current.

1302
01:04:42,039 --> 01:04:45,239
Speaker 3: I understand that, but still up still booze though. These

1303
01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:49,480
guys were probably working harder than fucking Michael Phelps was

1304
01:04:49,639 --> 01:04:52,599
preparing for the outpos and Michael Phelps in order to

1305
01:04:52,679 --> 01:04:55,920
keep up with his training regiment needed like twelve thousand

1306
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:56,599
calories a day.

1307
01:04:56,679 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair.

1308
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So we have lost the data and the

1309
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:08,360
science on how to get gains. Yeah, and I think

1310
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,079
that's the present issues here with these guys just like

1311
01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:14,320
absolutely cut then adonisis.

1312
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 2: Because like think about it, they're at a calorie deposit,

1313
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,840
but they're getting crazy workouts, like just everyone rippling six

1314
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,679
pack abs and fucking insane biceps, not only because they

1315
01:05:24,079 --> 01:05:27,280
are obviously lifting heavy shit, but they're like they're tight,

1316
01:05:27,639 --> 01:05:30,239
you know what I mean, Like they're all the fats

1317
01:05:30,239 --> 01:05:30,800
being eaten.

1318
01:05:32,519 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 3: They're a bunch of like DK metcalfs, right.

1319
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1320
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,199
Speaker 2: Just like the what's the lowest amount of body fat

1321
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:40,320
you can have without dying?

1322
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 3: It's not as low as you think. Like people keep saying, oh,

1323
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,519
this guy's two percent three percent body fat. No one

1324
01:05:48,559 --> 01:05:52,199
is that low, like six yeah, five or six yeah.

1325
01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:54,000
But like when you start getting to like the one

1326
01:05:54,119 --> 01:05:59,760
or two range, you're dead. Like you don't even really

1327
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,360
want to b six percent body fat.

1328
01:06:02,199 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 2: It's not any more than ten twelve range.

1329
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 3: Healthy range is ten to twelve pe ok, Like because

1330
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,039
you're gonna keep your strength, and you're also gonna look

1331
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:12,920
damn good. All right me Right now, I'm probably hovering

1332
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,880
at like fifteen. I need to get back to like twelve.

1333
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:17,559
Gross I put on I put on a lot of weight,

1334
01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:19,079
put on like I'm two hundred and thirty pounds.

1335
01:06:19,079 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 2: Word, that's fucking crazy. I guess it's all muscle for

1336
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,559
the most part, but.

1337
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,719
Speaker 3: It is weird that I don't I don't look that big.

1338
01:06:25,079 --> 01:06:28,119
Speaker 2: No, but I'm just damn if I weigh two hundred

1339
01:06:28,119 --> 01:06:29,119
and thirty pounds.

1340
01:06:29,679 --> 01:06:32,079
Speaker 3: Dude, you should. You should become two hundred and thirty pounds.

1341
01:06:32,079 --> 01:06:35,000
I don't care how you do it. But for the

1342
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
sake of the show, we need unity. We both need

1343
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:38,199
to be two hundred and thirty pounds.

1344
01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: I hate myself.

1345
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,239
Speaker 3: You need to be a fucking hos.

1346
01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:42,559
Speaker 2: I would hate myself if I was two hundred and

1347
01:06:42,559 --> 01:06:43,400
thirty pounds.

1348
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 3: Your wife's not gonna leave you. We got three kids together.

1349
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,360
I get that, But just become a unit.

1350
01:06:48,559 --> 01:06:51,599
Speaker 2: The amount of self loathing that I would have for

1351
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:55,039
myself clocket of probably like one fat rob would just

1352
01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:59,559
take over the world. Pass pass. That's not man, it's

1353
01:06:59,559 --> 01:07:02,159
not worthy unless it was like literally like, hey, you

1354
01:07:02,199 --> 01:07:03,599
can be in a movie tomorrow, but you got to

1355
01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:05,119
gain a bunch of you got a Christian bale it.

1356
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 3: You gotta become the whale.

1357
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,039
Speaker 2: I could do it for the whale. I couldn't do

1358
01:07:11,079 --> 01:07:13,119
it for the lulls on this fucking podcast.

1359
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 3: I would do it for the lulls.

1360
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,599
Speaker 2: You need the opposite for the lulls.

1361
01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:19,519
Speaker 3: I know I'm doing, uh the part where nobody cares

1362
01:07:19,519 --> 01:07:23,840
in all this sunny right, Yeah fuck that, but you're married,

1363
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,159
I'm not.

1364
01:07:24,519 --> 01:07:27,519
Speaker 2: Yeah it's fair, but yeah, that's all I got for today.

1365
01:07:27,679 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 3: I've also gotten to this weight, but in a totally

1366
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:31,679
different manner for the lolls.

1367
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I get that.

1368
01:07:33,639 --> 01:07:37,639
Speaker 3: At TFM. Yeah, granted I thought I was fucking yoked,

1369
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,840
but that was delusional.

1370
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh I'll never forget.

1371
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 2: You're just seeing a thing of microwavable chicken enchil out

1372
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:45,679
of meat.

1373
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,599
Speaker 3: That's how I lost weight. I know, that's how I

1374
01:07:47,639 --> 01:07:51,519
cut and uh every day. It pissed off so many

1375
01:07:51,519 --> 01:07:54,800
people in the office because it smelled. Yeah, I wasn't

1376
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,280
making fish, it was fucking chicken.

1377
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,679
Speaker 2: I didn't think it smelled a bad but it was

1378
01:07:57,679 --> 01:07:58,960
just funny because I would go in there at the

1379
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,840
same time as you every day pretty much getting like

1380
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:06,239
whatever sandwich or bullshit I packed for lunch, and you

1381
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,159
would just be in there microwaving, think of chicken, nothing else.

1382
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,599
Speaker 3: You throw some sarraja on it. Yeah, was that a

1383
01:08:13,639 --> 01:08:16,920
massive cut at that point? Calorie deficit?

1384
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 2: And if you want to see that version of Dan,

1385
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,880
there is a sketch on YouTube from the TFM days.

1386
01:08:22,039 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I'll just fire up the photo of me

1387
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,479
and DVD in Mexico.

1388
01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:29,039
Speaker 2: Also that I guess I was huge. But if you

1389
01:08:29,159 --> 01:08:30,520
if you, but that's a photo. If you want to

1390
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,720
see video of Dan, there's a sketch called the Frat

1391
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:39,800
Political Attack ad okay where Dan's one where he fucked

1392
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,199
your mom.

1393
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:43,039
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, not literally about the character.

1394
01:08:43,079 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 2: The character yeah uh. It's actually one of my favorite

1395
01:08:46,079 --> 01:08:50,199
videos we did at the at TFM. But Dan is

1396
01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:52,359
in it has a wonderful part, even though he claims

1397
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:53,520
I never cast him in videos.

1398
01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:59,560
Speaker 3: You were afraid of the talent in front of you.

1399
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,520
You're like, he's gonna take my goddamn rolls. I wrote

1400
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,079
for myself.

1401
01:09:04,159 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I did check check that version of out.

1402
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,319
It's still on YouTube. But that's all I got for that.

1403
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 3: No, we learned so much, actually nothing at all.

1404
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,199
Speaker 2: You should have learned everything you need to know.

1405
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,159
Speaker 3: I don't think so, because if they're like, if you

1406
01:09:19,199 --> 01:09:21,399
have records of a guy being like, god, damn it,

1407
01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:24,960
someone put LSD in my bread, and hey, this asshole

1408
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:25,960
tried to impress a girl.

1409
01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:28,039
Speaker 2: If that's written down, I think you know who built

1410
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:28,479
the pyramid.

1411
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:31,520
Speaker 3: It's an urban legend. Brother. It's like the guy that

1412
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,680
does too much LSD and he thinks he's a glass

1413
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,680
of orange juice and if you tip him over, he dies.

1414
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,479
It's the same kind of fucking story. You think all

1415
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,760
they wrote was nonfiction.

1416
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,399
Speaker 2: I hate these arguments so much because I'm like, here's

1417
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,760
the evidence, and you're like, dog, just wait for my evidence.

1418
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,000
Do they find it?

1419
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:52,720
Speaker 3: Cylinders underneath the pyramid?

1420
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,039
Speaker 2: They don't know that. They don't know that there's bones

1421
01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:56,960
next to that cap.

1422
01:09:57,039 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 3: The gorfin is Well to bring a full circle, let's go,

1423
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:03,560
gret a shovel, let's fucking go, and let's let's take

1424
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,760
our ass to to fucking Egypt.

1425
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 2: Let's get to Cairo. We'll carve up on some pizza

1426
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,279
hut and then.

1427
01:10:09,319 --> 01:10:11,039
Speaker 3: Be a good time. We did an episode from that

1428
01:10:11,079 --> 01:10:15,960
pizza hut. Yeah, we should do an episode from that

1429
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,479
pizza hut.

1430
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's gonna happen at some point.

1431
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 3: When we finally make it. Boys. So yeah, subscribe, rate

1432
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,640
and review, tell friend about the podcast so we can

1433
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:31,720
go to Egypt and truly uncover the magic.

1434
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:33,560
Speaker 2: The broad broadcast the show from the pizza hut that

1435
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,000
overlooks the pyramids.

1436
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,520
Speaker 3: Well, we'll do that when we reach, however, many patrons.

1437
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,319
We need a picture on dot com slash.

1438
01:10:40,079 --> 01:10:43,279
Speaker 2: Off course or three thousand, maybe five thousand, yeah, probably

1439
01:10:43,279 --> 01:10:44,520
five thousand, closer to ten.

1440
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,119
Speaker 3: We need a lot of people, is what we're asking.

1441
01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:49,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, just get us to gill Us numbers and we're.

1442
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,359
Speaker 3: We'll never get there. Yeah, no, no, no, we will never

1443
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:53,560
get there, should we?

1444
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,239
Speaker 2: I mean someone one of us needs to say something

1445
01:10:56,239 --> 01:10:57,920
egregious and lose a great job over it.

1446
01:10:58,119 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, just fucking get a position at SNL and then.

1447
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,359
Speaker 2: I think it immediately fired. Yeah, that probably worked.

1448
01:11:05,359 --> 01:11:09,279
Speaker 3: That was your dream, right at some point.

1449
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,199
Speaker 1: A dream.

1450
01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 3: It was one of them.

1451
01:11:11,119 --> 01:11:14,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wasn't like uniquely like that's what I want

1452
01:11:14,239 --> 01:11:15,840
to do, but that was something I dreamed of.

1453
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 3: I always wanted to make movies. I don't know if

1454
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:19,479
that's gonna happen. I don't know if that's in the cards.

1455
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,119
Speaker 1: Gotta pivot, pivot to audio.

1456
01:11:22,039 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 3: Gross, Gotta see Egypt, please and thank you.

1457
01:11:27,159 --> 01:11:30,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, see you guys later for Damna Chester. I'm rob Fox.

1458
01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 3: You just got Saucer