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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in your buddies. It's the fuck that's of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, Todd.

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<v Speaker 2>I brought us some new fun facts for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy opening Day. How I got your Ridney? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to the game? I can't go. Yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to the game this year. It's all right, three

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<v Speaker 2>to ten, Alex is the first pitch, so yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there you go have it on the radio. A single

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<v Speaker 2>Major League baseball only lasts on average six or seven pitches.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's the history of each ball. Ladybugs are

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<v Speaker 2>the most promiscuous insects out there. Hell I did not know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they also have the high STD rates to back

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<v Speaker 2>it off, that is to examination. Oh my gosh, ladybugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Gross is right, Alex. Final fun fact for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I'm making a joke? That's that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>part of the fact there. It's kind of funny. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to picking up anymore. I'm not using little

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<v Speaker 2>ladybug rubbers. They need to finally. Sorry that when I added, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the official medical term for your butt crack, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for his head. Just picked up inter gluteal cleft

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<v Speaker 2>is what you should be calling that. That's neat, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is what I will be calling it moving forward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk that to the day we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart your buddies. It's the fun that to the

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<v Speaker 1>day