1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,879 Speaker 1: All right, So the fire drill, I guess doesn't go well. 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,639 Lee notes, if it was real, body. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,639 Speaker 2: Takes you're making could be fatal. 4 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:09,759 Speaker 1: Everyone would be dead. And then he takes a lot 5 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,880 of time to express what a bunch of fuck ups 6 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,400 everybody is, especially you, porcupied head. 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 2: He says, we lost to people today. Are you out 8 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:40,280 of your goddamn mind? Welcome aboard another brand spanking new 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:44,240 episode of another Below Deck podcast. It's the Patreon exclusive, 10 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,520 but I'm thinking we had a conversation about it. This 11 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,880 is one of the greatest episodes I've ever seen. I 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,560 didn't know that this kind of mutiny could exist on 13 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:57,039 Below Deck. I don't know how Lee ever came back 14 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:59,159 from a performance like this, So I don't know. We 15 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,960 might put it out for you, who knows. We'll see 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,359 how it goes. 17 00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, if you're hearing it, I guess you one. 18 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you won. I'm Dylan settled up next to pat 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,760 permission to come aboard? Granted? Uh, do you feel the 20 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,280 same way I feel about this episode? 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: Oh? If we're going to get into our thoughts and not, 22 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,840 I have a lot of thoughts out of the gate 23 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:17,079 on this Pilar episode. 24 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: Okay, well, then, if you have a ton, let me 25 00:01:19,719 --> 00:01:24,319 just give mine real quick. I'll say again, I do 26 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:27,760 not know how Lee recovered from this episode and then 27 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:32,599 the episode after this. This episode he cements himself as 28 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,959 the kind of leader who is so awful and so 29 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:43,799 toxic that his managerial style and tone and cadence could 30 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,640 lead to nothing other than a mutiny. You know these 31 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:53,920 bosses that are just so unbelievably awful out of fucking nowhere. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,400 I don't care if you're having problems at home, you 33 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,159 cannot behave this way towards people. The next episode, he 34 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,599 fucks off and goes golfing. This guy is awful, awful. 35 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:09,960 In the first season particularly, he got better, but oh 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,479 my god, I've never seen anything this bad. 37 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:17,439 Speaker 1: Ninety nine pots, Dylan, you nailed it on the head, brother. Okay, 38 00:02:17,479 --> 00:02:20,199 but there's a little bit more to that critique of 39 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,520 Captain Lee, a little more nuanced to it. This episode, 40 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:29,719 this particular episode was the one that solidified him as Lee. Okay, yeah, 41 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,479 there was a fork in the road. You know, what 42 00:02:32,599 --> 00:02:34,439 kind of asshole? What kind of person was he going 43 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:34,599 to be? 44 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,319 Speaker 2: On TV? Yeah? 45 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ah do I beat a nice captain with 46 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,039 a hardy sense of humor or an angry old graise 47 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:44,879 old prick. Yeah, yeah, I think I know which one. 48 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,319 I like. 49 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 2: This is like in Amazon's Ring of Power when Sauron 50 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:51,080 looks back at the camera all assassy an email, you know, 51 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,479 like the guy from My Chemical Romance and he hath 52 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,960 become the dark Lord. Oh yes, you know. 53 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,159 Speaker 1: Lee became Lee in this episode, the one that we've 54 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:01,759 gotten familiar with. He I disagree with you on one point, Dylan, 55 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,759 he has not gotten better. Jesus, this is the Lee 56 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:07,159 that continues. I think he was wobbling back and forth 57 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:09,919 about who he would be on the show, like trying 58 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,759 to find his footing, like where do I fit in here? 59 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:12,759 He found it. 60 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 2: He's like, this feels good. I'm going to ruin everyone's 61 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:16,680 fucking live. 62 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,039 Speaker 1: When Lee showed up in this episode to threaten CJ 63 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,000 for wearing Dave's pants in the. 64 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 2: Jacuzzi, thish, my god, it was. 65 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: Darth Vader finally having that mask retrofitted to his face. 66 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:34,879 Yeah it was it. No, it was Lee became Lee. 67 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:37,319 And so I like a good Orange origin story. So 68 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,159 seventy knots. 69 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:44,479 Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's get into it. We left off 70 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:51,360 last with Hey Dell before you start this is it's 71 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,360 so weird because there are blocks in this show that 72 00:03:54,400 --> 00:04:00,159 I think are just completely missing and production is It's 73 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,400 kind of like they were exhausted at various different points 74 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:08,599 of the season and they succumb to the unlikelihood of 75 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:11,919 it being a show any longer. So they were just like, 76 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:12,479 fuck it. 77 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: You know, no rules, this doesn't make sense, doesn't matter. 78 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 2: Maybe the audience doesn't matter. 79 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: It's not like when you watch reality TV like Housewives, 80 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,920 generally you're seeing a glass of wine during a conversation 81 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,959 go up and down like it. It has no continuity. 82 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,920 They say, fuck it to the continuity. 83 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 2: And they're right, it doesn't matter, right, Yeah. 84 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 1: Well it does kind of in this one because we 85 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:34,560 have a new word in the terminology of Below Deck. 86 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,439 Apparently there's a position called the relief captain. I guess 87 00:04:38,439 --> 00:04:41,000 a relief picture of sorts. If something happens to Lee 88 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,639 in the seventh ending, we call Fred in, but Fred 89 00:04:43,639 --> 00:04:45,879 wouldn't be called in because we have porcupine head. 90 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 2: And also, how how could you just start an episode 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:58,120 off with a complete fucking stranger in the four throw 92 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,040 a chiron up that says relief ca and have us 93 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,879 just go all right, I guess so, you know, it's 94 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,680 the exact opposite. I don't know who directed Ben Hurb, 95 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,800 but you know how he was like, kill more horses. 96 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,160 It doesn't matter, that's for I mean, it's psychopathic, but 97 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:16,040 it's for a vision. You know, he's convicted about his vision. 98 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,120 This is just ambivalence. They don't give a fuck, you know. 99 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,759 I mean it's really disgusting stuff. 100 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 1: A spit in the face, big time man. 101 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 2: So the two booze bags go shopping with one another. 102 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:31,600 They have a chat about switching the room, and Ben 103 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:37,680 will ultimately concede to switching with Cat. But he's still 104 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,839 he's so uh, spiky haired and British about the whole thing. 105 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,040 He's just like he likes that he has the power. 106 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: Dolly, you pointed something now to me that I hadn't caught. Now, 107 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:50,600 drink every time he ends a sentence if it doesn't 108 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,480 end in the word darling, because every sentence ends with 109 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,600 the word darling. Yeah. 110 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 2: And and we're not in Russia with love or anything 111 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:01,199 like that. We're just we're just sea rats. 112 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: I want to give some sea rats some advice. Adrian 113 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,920 and Ben as a business person, definitely don't buy food 114 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,399 from a grocery store chain. When you need to buy 115 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:11,439 this many you go to like Cotsco. 116 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,879 Speaker 2: Or Sam's Club something. 117 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: It could be cost prohibitive. 118 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's a whopping seven hundred dollars bill. 119 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:26,519 Would I don't even want to who cares the fact 120 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,399 that they tried to pull off that seven hundred dollars 121 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,600 was a lot cerd amount of money. 122 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:36,439 Speaker 1: I mean, even pro rated for inflation with twenty thirteen numbers, 123 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:37,319 it really is. 124 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,959 Speaker 2: Not that not that much money. Oh. 125 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: I do want to point out when Adrian and Ben 126 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:45,720 discuss this bunk swapping, I believe the old switchero would 127 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,079 involve porcupine Head too. No one discussed this with him. 128 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,759 Speaker 2: It's so insane that they don't speak to Alex aka 129 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,920 porcupine Head at all about this. He is just an 130 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:58,240 afterthought in all of this. Who do you want on 131 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:04,480 anchor watch? I don't know? Lee gets an okay, Lee 132 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,279 has asked who he wants on anchor wash, and he 133 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:10,920 just goes, I don't care. And then he gets a 134 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:15,519 phone call saying that he's just his feet are up 135 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:19,120 and he's just waiting for something to get angry about like, 136 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,000 I don't what. 137 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,279 Speaker 1: You would have thought. Someone told him Pearl Harbor was 138 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:27,560 being bombed for a second time. 139 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 2: Someone's canceling a someone's canceling a charter. That's it. Somebody's 140 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:37,959 canceling a charter. He goes, He gets over the walkie 141 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,800 and he's like, try to act like it. 142 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 1: God damn been here before. 143 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,879 Speaker 2: It's like, what is that? What does that even mean? 144 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:50,959 The Sea Rights are obviously elated. They're averse to work. 145 00:07:50,839 --> 00:07:53,519 Speaker 1: And they already begin putting their itineraries together for their 146 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,959 day afterwhile I'm gonna get blackout drunk some miniature golf 147 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 followed by a little drinking until I fall down and 148 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,839 perhaps I'm skipping something. Oh I want to be blackout drunk. Yeah. 149 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,759 Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's this thing where you're like, whoa, whoa, 150 00:08:06,839 --> 00:08:09,399 whoa Sea Rat Did you say that you wanted to 151 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:13,959 get blackout? That is nuts. I don't know if we 152 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:17,839 can pull that off. This is when the fire drills 153 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:25,680 begin to kind of seep into the episode. He we 154 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,000 We've talked about this in the past, but Lee seems 155 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:31,959 to be doing this to prove to Alex that he 156 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,559 is porcupine head and not capable of manning this vessel. 157 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,440 If Lee was in charge of these sea rats and 158 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:45,600 he had to do this fire drill, you know how 159 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,279 he fell in the shower and like bruised a rib 160 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,320 or something like that. That's what happened. That's what would 161 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,960 happen to him if he tried to pull off this 162 00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:56,080 fire drill. Because he's doing he's laying out these impossible 163 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:58,879 tasks for Porcupine to to hit. 164 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna give him a time where this alarm 165 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,000 is gonna go off and he can't share this with 166 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,000 the fellow sea rats or he's going to be on 167 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,919 double secret probation. Yeah, here's what I'll say to Leelee, 168 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,960 take your foot off this poor man's neck. Okay, you 169 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,720 are the captain, Yeah, okay. But what I love about 170 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,639 all this is Porcupine's starting to turn up. Until this point, 171 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:22,080 he's remained a certain level of respectfully or at least pretending. 172 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,159 So now he's actively saying things like, oh, I bet 173 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,679 that old fuck will throw out a hip or right. Meanwhile, 174 00:09:28,759 --> 00:09:32,639 I hadn't realized what a fucking suck up Eddie is. 175 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,039 To Grandpa Lee, it's gross. 176 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 2: Eddie is the standard of excellence. That has to be 177 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:45,000 achieved on this boat is known only to Eddie, and 178 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,639 Eddie is looking around at these sea rats and he's going, 179 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:52,159 this is yachting. He is the Tom Hanks of this 180 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:56,399 softball team, but in like a way more world drunks. 181 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,919 We're not actually on a softball team. Kind of leave 182 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 us alone, gross kind of you know what I mean. 183 00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:04,240 It's like when somebody tries to establish themselves as like 184 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:08,559 a leader of the beachhead but you're all just sun tanning. 185 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,679 It's like, what's going on? Why just sit down and 186 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,480 calm down? 187 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 1: Sit down? 188 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 2: So Kat is told that she is switching rooms, and 189 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:22,399 she is indignant that the conversation was had without her 190 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:27,639 about her about a request that she formally made adamantly 191 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:31,080 and drunkenly. So this is when you can start to 192 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:35,879 see the schizophrenia of a orhosis laden drunk. You start 193 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,480 to come out. 194 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,759 Speaker 1: Oh Ben, we'll give it to her later on yeah, 195 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,279 the next episode. But I want to say, not only 196 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:45,799 was she upset about not being informed of this room decision, 197 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,960 but she also thinks it's because Adrian sucked his dick. 198 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Darling. Sam is cuddling Cej and 199 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:01,960 Sam is starting to really piss me off with this 200 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:17,039 whole CJ's gross thing. Listen me too, Women, Barbie, patriarchy, bad, 201 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:22,360 all of it. Couldn't agree more. Men just suck you 202 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:23,600 know what I mean, We're horrible. 203 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,799 Speaker 1: I've had it too good for too long, Dylan. 204 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 2: But enough with the I'm grossed out with him or 205 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:38,320 by him. Also, I wrap my legs over him during 206 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:43,399 the day when I'm bored. There's a difference between being 207 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,159 grossed out by somebody, but every once in a while 208 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,679 getting horny, and. 209 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,799 Speaker 1: That might be what's happening here, Dylan. 210 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:52,960 Speaker 2: It is what's happening. But that should happen at two 211 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:56,840 o'clock in the morning, drunk and you feel bad the 212 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,080 next day. It shouldn't be a lucid flirting Haitian active 213 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,720 flirtation with a constant ramping up to this romantic fucking that. 214 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,039 It's like, just listen. If you're embarrassed about it, that's fine, 215 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,519 but don't be outwork. You guys are sea rats, disgusting regardless, 216 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,440 So just you know, sit in the pocket and suck 217 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,080 each other off. I don't know, I don't want to 218 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:22,399 hear about it anymore, my god, So Kat confronts Ben and. 219 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:24,399 Speaker 1: About the whole sucking dick part. 220 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole talking to Adrian without addressing here her. 221 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,840 And this is where I'm thinking, like, Cat is very 222 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:33,559 indignant that they just made this decision, even though she 223 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,480 was the one that asked them to make the decision. 224 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,879 But porcupine head, where is porcupine head? He's getting He's 225 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:44,799 getting his fucking butthole reamed up in the crow's nest 226 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,799 by Lee. He has no agency in this whatsoever. And 227 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:50,480 Cat's having a fucking drunk Rhode Island meltdown about it. 228 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,759 Speaker 1: By the way, it's a dumb gripe and Ben thinks 229 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,799 Kat's insane, but that will not prohibit him from well 230 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,559 having sex with later. 231 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,960 Speaker 2: On, Yeah, darling, darling, Yeah, yeah, they do have sex. 232 00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:09,519 Speaker 1: By the way, I think that The next day is 233 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:16,840 when he calls her a white trash trailer park demon refuge. Gee. Yeah, 234 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:18,879 that's not good side bedside manner. 235 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,879 Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's a yucky thing to say to somebody. 236 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,360 But you know, drunks are frustrating. Drunks will get you 237 00:13:25,399 --> 00:13:27,519 to places where you go how can I help you? 238 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,200 Let's try breaking you down, man. Now, that usually doesn't work. 239 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be funny if he he redid those lines? Darling, 240 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:41,559 you're a white trash trailer park demon refugee. It's like, 241 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,240 I'm not a refugee. 242 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She takes some birds with the refugee. 243 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:49,039 She's like, my family's been in Rhode Island for three 244 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,240 four generations. No, this is where Kat goes. I used 245 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:58,759 to be a track Okay, so this is this is listen. 246 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,879 I'm not talking about physical appearance, and I'm not trying 247 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,879 to be a chauvinist or anything, but Kat is gross 248 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,080 in this moment. 249 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 1: I'll say this. She was on the sauce. 250 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:14,320 Speaker 2: That's what's gross about it. She's fucked up. She's like, 251 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,279 this is okay. So if a lot lizard, and I'm 252 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:20,200 not saying Kat is a lot lizard, but if a 253 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,480 lot lizard came up to you and knocked on your 254 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,600 door and said, you know, I can suck you off 255 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:29,399 for fifty dollars I keep my dentures in or I 256 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,519 can take them out, and you go, no thanks, and 257 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,919 they try to stab you and you evade it and 258 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,919 shut the door and they go, I thought you were cute, 259 00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:40,799 not anymore. It would be a laughable thing. 260 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,279 Speaker 1: Sure. 261 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,000 Speaker 2: Now it's a bit of a false equivalency, but it's 262 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:48,960 not that far off. Jesus Christy. 263 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: She's got to be on the show next week. Oh really, yeah, 264 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:57,080 I think we'll have her on. Okay, I want to 265 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,000 get to that fire drill. 266 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm excited to talk to her about 267 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,159 her progress with this. 268 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,919 Speaker 1: I think she's done well. Really, yeah, that's great. Talk 269 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,519 to her a little bit. 270 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, so there's a fire in the 271 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,200 engine room. There's a fire in the engine room. There 272 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:13,039 is not a fire in the engine room. Shut the 273 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,039 fuck up, leave us alonely. 274 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: I did like how they do this where it's not 275 00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:20,720 just a you know what. I've worked at a lot 276 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:23,840 of office buildings where they do the fake fire drill. Yeah, 277 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,960 it never involves actually creating smoke and then putting it 278 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,720 next to a fire. What do you call those things 279 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,159 in on walls whatever? Fire alarms? 280 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we did that here. 281 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,639 Speaker 1: That was interesting. They actually create smoke. You didn't catch that. 282 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:38,879 Speaker 2: They could just yank it, they could. 283 00:15:38,759 --> 00:15:41,679 Speaker 1: But they don't. They actually put smoke in the fire alarm. 284 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, to make sure that it's working. 285 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: In a specific area, so that the crew needs to 286 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,720 find out where that fire is. It makes sense to me. 287 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,519 Speaker 2: I guess that's cool, but it's also very very dumb, 288 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,519 and I think it's the worst thing that I've ever 289 00:15:53,559 --> 00:15:56,480 seen lead do. This is a scumbag fuck face move 290 00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:04,279 because he knows that. I can't put my finger on 291 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,600 what's so gross about it. But they have this day 292 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:13,120 off and he's not going to let them have it 293 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,639 without facing some fucking with them. Yeah, he has to 294 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:20,360 torment them. And it reminds me of so many bosses, 295 00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:27,320 particularly one where you are you know, like there's let's 296 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,519 say you get the day off, but we'll just hang 297 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,759 around so you can't leave. But you know, it's just like, 298 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,720 what what are you doing tormenting people? Do you not 299 00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:40,279 have a fucking life to live? Go away that kind 300 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:40,600 of thing? 301 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. We are all required 302 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:45,840 to be at an event, yeah yeah, yeah, and out 303 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,320 with our families. There's no purpose of us being mandated 304 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,720 to be at an event, right right, other than control 305 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:54,720 of that preck Yeah yeah. Yeah. Every once in a 306 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,840 while I questioned that boss that I think we're talking about, yeah, 307 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,960 and I'm like, no, he was a dick. Yeah yeah, yeah, he's. 308 00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:07,519 Speaker 2: A day, yeah, or possibly worse. Who are you talking about? 309 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking about. 310 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,599 Speaker 2: I think everybody knows who I'm doing. 311 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,319 Speaker 1: Oh wait, this is on like this might be on 312 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,920 the free feed. I beat that out, willya? I don't 313 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,680 want to get in trouble. 314 00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:23,920 Speaker 2: Okay, please, so let's move on. Yeah, and it might 315 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,200 not be on the freefeed. Who knows? 316 00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: Okay? All right, So the fire drill, I guess doesn't 317 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,960 go well. Lee notes, if it was real, take making 318 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:34,240 could be fatal. Everyone would be dead. And then he 319 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,640 takes a lot of time to express what a bunch 320 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,920 of fuck ups everybody is, especially you, porcupined head. 321 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:45,319 Speaker 2: He says, we lost two people today. Are you out 322 00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:48,359 of your goddamn mind? What do you do? 323 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,160 Speaker 1: What is this? 324 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:54,079 Speaker 2: Fucking deer hunter? Where are we right now? You melodramatic, 325 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,680 fucking lunatic Dylan. 326 00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:58,400 Speaker 1: It is also at this moment, during this ti rate 327 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,200 of Lee, that we get the first sta He's gonna 328 00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,240 get someone's ass. 329 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:06,039 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is it. Yep. This is one of 330 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:09,440 the little hydraulic shooting offs out of one of David 331 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:14,160 Vader's little things. It adds to the kind of firm 332 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:19,559 placement of Lee being quite literally the evil villain of 333 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,960 this show. You know, everybody says, oh, he's your favorite captain. No, no, no, 334 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,920 He's the antagonistic force of Below Deck. 335 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,599 Speaker 1: It's worth noting here, Dylan, that this is where Porcupine, 336 00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:34,960 I think we hear his first critique of Captain Lee. 337 00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:38,200 He says that Porcupine says, I'm eighty years younger than Lee, 338 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:40,960 but I'm still experienced as him. 339 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wouldn't. I think he's probably right about that. 340 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,279 You know, we gave Porcupine had a hard time, but 341 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,559 over these last two episodes, he's really cemented himself as 342 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:58,559 a really solid captain. You know, he puts up with 343 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,160 Lee's shit, he puts up with the sea rat shit. 344 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,359 But the problem is he's dealing with quite literally, the 345 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:10,000 craziest crew we've ever had, the saddest, dumbest, craziest crew 346 00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:12,720 we've ever had. We've got Sam, We've got Cat, We've 347 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,440 got CJ. These three just right off the rip are 348 00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:19,680 some of the worst people we've ever had on the show. 349 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:24,720 And they all get together and cuddle and study in CJ's. 350 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,839 Speaker 1: Bottom how not to burn people. 351 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 2: Yep, So let's get to the nicest restaurant we've ever 352 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:35,079 been to. Obviously, we've got some alcohol flowing at this point, 353 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,799 so obviously people start screaming at each other and. 354 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: It's all over that fucking fire drill man. 355 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:45,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, people are pissed, and I don't like 356 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,079 I don't like the way that Eddie got all princess 357 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,279 diaries about it. 358 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 1: Again, people are trying to, in my opinion at this point, 359 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,200 trying to eke out who what my persona on this 360 00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:04,240 show because this is gonna be big, right, and Eddie 361 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:09,960 is the moral authority. I'd say later seasons wouldn't exactly 362 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:10,799 exhibit that. 363 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 2: No, he banged somebody on top of a drying. 364 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: Machine with a girlfriend and then lied about it. 365 00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, that was the whole infidelity. 366 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably should have when someone came to and 367 00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:22,920 complained that a coworker called them the end word, he 368 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,640 probably should have moved that up to the top two round. 369 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:28,680 You just hold that at at middle management half mass. 370 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:34,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, yikes. So to be fair to Eddie, though, Kat 371 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,359 and CJ are acting like a bunch of fucking annoying. 372 00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I totally agree. But then just go to 373 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,880 the bar and order a martinian, I don't know, hit 374 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,119 on the girl next to you. Yeah, shut up, don't 375 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,839 announce that you're going back to the boat. 376 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,599 Speaker 2: Yeah. So back inside the nicest restaurant, things are not 377 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,079 going well. Everyone is pissed off, and the waiter I 378 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:59,079 think fucking hates them and Adrian hates him right back. He, 379 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,440 I guess, has failed to deliver their food not once, 380 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,039 but two times. An Adrian, who has fucked up herself, says, 381 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,680 awful person. You're an awful person. And I was like, 382 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,519 the guy was one of those mustached, kind of jigglo 383 00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:19,200 looking motherfuckers. So I don't think that he really understood 384 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,279 what was going on, but I think had he, Adrian 385 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,559 might have been killed. Yeah, because he looked like he 386 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,079 had some kind of small blade on him. 387 00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 1: Now, Dylan, it's worth mentioning. At this point, I'm not 388 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,119 sure if Eddie left yet, but Kat tells us she 389 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,240 doesn't tell the people at the table, but she shares 390 00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:38,759 this sentiment where she's at at this stage of the night. 391 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:43,799 She says, I'm drunk, I'm horny, and I'm bored. Get 392 00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:44,680 that on a T shirt. 393 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:54,759 Speaker 2: Yep, again, that's another that's another sea rat Crest right there. So, uh, 394 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,119 the issue is that these these sea rats are pissed 395 00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:00,000 and now there's no food coming, so naturally we gradually 396 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,480 we graduate from screaming at the table to form tackling 397 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:06,960 Cat to the ground and slamming her head on the concrete. 398 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:08,920 You know, there's only one way you can go, of course. 399 00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: Uh so. 400 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,519 Speaker 2: That is when Kat walks into Chef Ben's room. 401 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,519 Speaker 1: Back on the boat. 402 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:19,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, and she says, I'm bored, I'm horny, and what 403 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,279 I'm drunk. 404 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,880 Speaker 1: And and I'm bored. Yeah, I'm drunk, I'm horning and I'm. 405 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 2: I'm drunk, I'm horning in I'm bored. So yeah, she 406 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:29,720 walks in there, and the sex sounds are they make 407 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:34,039 you want to throw up, they really do. They're I 408 00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:37,000 don't want to think about Ben and Cat having It's 409 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,880 just it's makes me sad. 410 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,680 Speaker 1: Well, you know, Ben, though he's got some good side 411 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,119 bed what is. 412 00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:45,039 Speaker 2: It good Ben side man? 413 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,319 Speaker 1: He doesn't kiss and tell Darling. Well, Ben, we all 414 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,000 thought you guys were discussing the barbarian invasions of the 415 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:54,720 Roman Empire, not escorting fluids on each other's sea rat faces, 416 00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:56,240 because that's what you were doing. 417 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 2: And there goes the Roman Empire again. Did you know 418 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:01,759 that Caesar was never technically an emperor? I didn't know that. 419 00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,039 Speaker 1: Where'd you hear that? 420 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:03,640 Speaker 3: Uh? 421 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 2: Well, there was a Twitter video that came out Twitter. 422 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:15,680 Huh oh X I saw this thing on X. Fucking 423 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:21,319 I don't know how these billionaires come off as dorks. 424 00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:23,920 I mean, I understand so many of them are dorks, 425 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,480 but like, don't do dorkier things. You know, somebody was 426 00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:32,200 talking about the other day David Blaine performing magic to 427 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:35,079 black people in the hood compared to David Blaine performing 428 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,440 magic to Jeff Bezos. One is vastly superior to watch 429 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,920 than the other. Oh yeah, you know, David Blaine is 430 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,200 doing magic in the hood and people are freaking out 431 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,880 and running around and making fun of people, and then 432 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,079 he does a magic trick for Jeff Bezos and he's 433 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:56,240 just like, It's like, oh my god. But anyways, there 434 00:23:56,279 --> 00:23:59,519 was this video on x dot com and it was 435 00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:02,759 of all of the emperors, a lot of which were 436 00:24:02,839 --> 00:24:05,160 a lot and there were women too. 437 00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:07,839 Speaker 1: I'll get out of here. Yeah that's good to hear. 438 00:24:07,799 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 2: Irene and others. And I kept scrubbing through it trying 439 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,799 to find old jewels. Couldn't find it, looked it up. 440 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 3: Technicality, ah h yeah, the technicality was he was more 441 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,119 of like a big, big general, maybe some person of congress. 442 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,559 Speaker 1: We should call him General Caesar. 443 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,519 Speaker 2: Then yeah, well that's why they killed him. He was 444 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:32,319 a dictatorial maniac. But he brought in he ushered in 445 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,240 the kind of era of the emperor. Yeah. 446 00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 1: What was that post. I don't want to spend too 447 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,720 much time on it. Someone said that we mentioned the 448 00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:41,720 Roman Empire and then they said, guys are obsessed with 449 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:42,359 Roman Empire. 450 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,759 Speaker 2: Yeah it was. I think it was today. 451 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,039 Speaker 1: Well that's because there was a movie called Gladiator that's 452 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:46,799 fucking awesome. 453 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 2: Well, it's also because the Roman Empire is kind of 454 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,920 the foundation of civilization and yeah, Western civilization and boys 455 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,480 like to play pretend and you know. 456 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, and also I think we liked the idea of 457 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,119 games like uh an arena filled with you know, I 458 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,880 don't know if this is true, but they said this, 459 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,039 at some point, you had to keep upping the annie 460 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,519 for the audience. You know, all your serfs and whatnot. 461 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:11,720 You know, they're farming all day, you know, every second 462 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,559 Saturday of the month. You got to fill that arena 463 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,640 filled with people ready to kill each other in front 464 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,160 of you because it's fun. Yeah, and then after twenty 465 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,200 years that gets boring. So then you got to put 466 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,799 a bunch of water in it and then re enact 467 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,440 famous battles, right, But that gets boring, right, So then 468 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,960 you drain it, and then you start letting wild animals 469 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,519 in there to eat humans because that's more fun, right, 470 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:39,000 And then everything just gets just completely savage. And then, 471 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,599 wouldn't you know it, a complete society and culture created 472 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,400 its own demise. 473 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 2: So we get to the next day, and this is 474 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:51,440 when we go ahead and go for another fire drill. 475 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,920 The sea rats are still blacked out. 476 00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Lee upon hearing that everybody is asleep. 477 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,880 I forget who told him that little piece of information. 478 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 2: It's it's his fucking the Pagoda to his royal tenenbaumb nash. 479 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,279 Speaker 1: Oh, nash oh. He is a double agent that. 480 00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 2: Like God, I can't stand him. I think he's a 481 00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:10,839 nasty little prick. 482 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,319 Speaker 1: He never showed back up, I don't think. Well. Nash 483 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,880 goes up there a little finger and he's like, hey boss, 484 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,200 everyone's asleep. Yeah, works for me. Pull it. 485 00:26:21,599 --> 00:26:24,359 Speaker 2: You've seen you know, Pagoda you know the g I'm 486 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:24,839 talking about. 487 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,559 Speaker 1: You said the Royal Tennant Bombs. Was he the same 488 00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:29,480 guy that was also in Bottles? 489 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 3: Uh? 490 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,599 Speaker 1: What was their first film before Rushmore? 491 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,039 Speaker 2: Bottle Rocket? 492 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 1: Is it called Bottle Rocket? I think was he the 493 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,319 one in that one as well? 494 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,160 Speaker 2: I don't know. He was like a little Yeah, he's 495 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,240 in every one of his movies. Yeah, I seen and 496 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,960 he comes in and he sees Danny Glen. He goes, 497 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,279 what's going on? Coltrane? He goes, what did you just 498 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:54,079 call me? He goes, nothing? Do you call me Coltrane? 499 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:54,279 Speaker 1: No? 500 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,519 Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't, I'd call you. 501 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,799 Speaker 1: Uh. I saw that movie. I have no idea what 502 00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:03,599 that movie is about. 503 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 2: It's just about a dysfunctional family, that's it. 504 00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:08,799 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, huh. I like Rushmore a lot more. It 505 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:09,440 made more sense. 506 00:27:09,519 --> 00:27:11,799 Speaker 2: You gotta watch Royal ten of Bums again. It cast 507 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:12,640 to a perfect movie. 508 00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:14,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what people tell me. But I saw in 509 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,440 the movie theater. I was not impressed. 510 00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:17,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, well you should watch it again, and you should 511 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,440 watch the A pouted, all right, Well you will, you will. 512 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna eventually watch. 513 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,759 Speaker 2: I am so excited to get to APS because it 514 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:29,000 is about one of your favorite movies of all time? 515 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:29,519 Speaker 1: What movie is that? 516 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,319 Speaker 2: Back to the Future. 517 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait. Yep, you know I know a 518 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,920 lot about that movie. I don't know if you're gonna 519 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,279 be able to surprise me with anything. 520 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,200 Speaker 2: Well, did you know that it predicted nine to eleven? 521 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. 522 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 2: Well, can color yourself fucking unaware that it predicted nine 523 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,640 to eleven? 524 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,519 Speaker 1: Is that one of the dates that shows up on 525 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:56,440 the in the Dolorean? It shows up everywhere. How timely 526 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:56,680 have you? 527 00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:07,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, tragedy happened on Monday? 528 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 1: You know this whole fire drill business. I think this 529 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,359 was a nauseating trope that Lee wanted to make a thing, 530 00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:18,559 and I don't think it ever resurfaced or showed itself again. 531 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,839 On the Belowdeck franchise. 532 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 2: They get to the point where, and speaking of fire drills, 533 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:30,759 everybody knows that according to the Fairbank study, the building 534 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,119 number seven couldn't have fallen that way just based on fires. 535 00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:41,359 But joking, Lee gets them all to get to the 536 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:47,759 point of abandoning ship and it's just like, hey, asshole, 537 00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:53,519 can we just if you want to make us work 538 00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:55,599 and tidy up the boat before we go out? And 539 00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:58,160 have a day. That's fine, but can we not do 540 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:01,279 this thing where you make us get on these giant, cumbersome, 541 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,440 fucking nylon stretchy suits and then bring us up into 542 00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:11,319 your quarters and shit on all of us for not 543 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:18,720 doing what was essentially a perfect fire drone. They hit, 544 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:22,200 they knock it out of the park, and Lee afterwards 545 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:27,039 brings everybody up to his his quarters and he asks 546 00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:30,759 c J why he walked out of his room without 547 00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:31,319 a shirt on? 548 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: If this is what we're well, Actually, he yelled at 549 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,920 him because he was taking the time to find a 550 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,559 shirt to put on. So your point is, why didn't 551 00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:43,839 you just walk out naked? There's a fucking fire. 552 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 2: No, he wanted him to put a shirt on his face, 553 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,720 Oh I see, and he came out. He was like, 554 00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:51,920 there's there's smoke everywhere. Why didn't you put a shirt 555 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,799 on over your well? Because there isn't smoke everywhere, you 556 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,319 old fucking maniac, that's why. So he he begins to 557 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,440 quite li literally lose his fucking mind over these minute details. 558 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,559 And it's the kind of leadership where the people you 559 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:15,319 are managing are confused, weirded out, and then angered bye, 560 00:30:15,599 --> 00:30:19,200 And it gets the opposite result that he was looking for. 561 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,160 They all hate him now. 562 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,039 Speaker 1: Well, also he's got a you know, every real dick 563 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,839 as a manager, supervisor, whatnot. They always need a fucking 564 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,599 uh a side a side guy, and for me that's Nash. 565 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,319 Because Nash is a little fucking prick too. 566 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a little fucking snake. 567 00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:39,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, boss, you're doing it right, yeah mmmmm, get out 568 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:40,240 of here, Nash. 569 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,920 Speaker 2: All right, So everybody heads out for a nice day. 570 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: Well, because he unleashed on them, they need and they 571 00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:48,319 weren't happy with his feedback. So blow off a little 572 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,400 steam after such a reaming. Of course, you're gonna go 573 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,960 to the beach and you're gonna get fucking blackout drum. 574 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 2: That's it, did, That's fucking it. Then and Adrian are 575 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,759 gonna stay back while the rest of the Sea rats 576 00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:59,920 go to Cocoa Beach. Cat's ready to room with Alex, 577 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,519 who's got a bigger dick than Adrian. Um and Kat 578 00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,799 is jealous of Adrian and Ben Kat they're working. You're 579 00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:11,880 drunk again, gone down. Everyone is in the jacuzzie when 580 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,359 they get back, and this is when Lee comes down 581 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,200 to have another shit fit. 582 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,559 Speaker 1: Mister poopy pants, there to spoil the fun threatened CJ 583 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,559 for swapping shorts with Dave and the jacuzzi. 584 00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 2: He says, if you if I see you in there 585 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000 without shorts on, you're fired. This is after screaming at 586 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,880 them over a fire drill that was sprung on them 587 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:38,240 while they were still asleep that they executed to a 588 00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:44,759 probably nine out of ten level. The guy is fucking angry. 589 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,599 He is the kind if there were two warring factions 590 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:50,599 of let's say farmers. Let's say this is a small 591 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,000 scale warp okay. Lee is the commander of one group 592 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:55,640 of farmers. 593 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,559 Speaker 1: I assume this is overland or trade. 594 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:04,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's overland, okay. And there's another guy, you know, 595 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:12,000 nameless whatever. They all meet in a quarry, and Lee's 596 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:14,559 treatment of his soldiers is akin to what's been going 597 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,839 on here. When the battle starts, the Lee raises his 598 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,319 saber and starts marching. Before he knows it, he gets 599 00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:23,839 his fucking head chopped off from behind, and they go, 600 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,440 we'll join your team. That's it. We're not fighting you guys. 601 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:30,279 That's what would happen. That's the kind of inspiration that 602 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,039 he has kind of rallied. 603 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,279 Speaker 1: And you sound like me. The last three and a 604 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,160 half years doing this goddamn podcast. 605 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 2: I think that my ire today is warranted. I think yours. 606 00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:42,759 I mean, you may have been picking up on something, 607 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,920 but I don't think he's ever been as bad as 608 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,200 he was this episode. He was awful. So knight sets in. 609 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:52,799 Ben is drinking wine and bathing. He makes some killer 610 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:56,279 pizzas with foa and steak and mos capone, and that's 611 00:32:56,279 --> 00:33:01,680 when Lee comes out to deliver some great news. No 612 00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:05,599 one's going out, dude. 613 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,000 Speaker 1: Kat comes up with a new name for Leaf for 614 00:33:08,079 --> 00:33:10,200 this what's that fucker? Yeah? 615 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:14,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what he's being. It's like, what 616 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:18,480 is going on with you, Captain Ratchett? Why are you 617 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:22,359 trying to torture all of us? It's really fucking bizarre. 618 00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: It sucks, by the way. The night before I think 619 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,920 this is when Kat offers to give Ben a blowjob. 620 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 621 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:34,119 Speaker 1: At least worth mentioning. Yeah. And then Eddie, that little 622 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,799 suck ass. He's talking about the crew members not having respectfully, 623 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,160 how do you like working on a tugboat? Ohio, Eddie, 624 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,480 because that's where suck asses end out. 625 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,839 Speaker 2: The suck ass all right, So Kat is getting shit faced, 626 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,880 and she's losing her mind again. Interrogating Adrian and Ben, 627 00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:56,039 she is, okay, I'm trying to think of a pop 628 00:33:56,079 --> 00:34:01,799 culture reference. Oh, I got it, Happy Gil Oh, Nope, 629 00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:05,160 I got it. Billy Madison when he sees the penguin. 630 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,320 Speaker 1: Hell, that is. 631 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 2: What that is what Cat is going through with Adrian. 632 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,280 Speaker 1: That are hearing voices yeah from walls, right, right right. 633 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,840 She's not in a good state of mind. 634 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,360 Speaker 2: She is, She's losing her goddamn gord. And that is 635 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:27,920 when Ben says she is like a white trash trailer 636 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,199 park demonic refugee. And I think that's when we have 637 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,960 the episode. 638 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: Well, she tries to sneak off the boat. Oh. She 639 00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,360 goes and asks permission to Captain Lee. Hey, I want 640 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,239 to go for a stroll. Nope, why not, Captain Lee? 641 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,960 Come on, you're nice, Captain Lee. Nope, I'm just gonna 642 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,239 go for a stroll. I don't think that's what you're 643 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:47,599 gonna do. 644 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,840 Speaker 2: She turns into Ethan Hunt and I can't believe I 645 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,320 tried to end the episode without talking about James Spawn. 646 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,880 She sneaks up one of the fucking many exit routes 647 00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,920 for this porous boat. 648 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,519 Speaker 1: Well, she might have gotten away with it if she 649 00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:05,480 wasn't had a big fat guy with a boom mic 650 00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:09,159 over his shoulder and two cameramen, she might have gotten 651 00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:10,000 away with it well. 652 00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 2: Also, Lee has positioned himself in a vantage point where 653 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,800 he can really see everything that's going on. And he's 654 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:23,239 not even reading, he's not even playing fruit Ninja, and 655 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,880 he's not upstairs in his room. He's in the hallway 656 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,760 by all of their rooms so that he can watch them. 657 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,239 You grumpy old fuck, get out of here and leave 658 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,960 adults alone. What is this a sixth grade field trip? 659 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,440 Are we at astro camp right now? You lose her? 660 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,239 God damn it. He was so horrible this episode. 661 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,679 Speaker 1: He was, And by the way, it gets more horrible 662 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,360 in the next episode. They did something that I think 663 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,360 the labor board, even if it was in whatever country, 664 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,599 they are, Oh my god, you you don't do something 665 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:02,800 correctly for your job, so therefore he can ding you 666 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,400 pay tip money, so you can either take the ding 667 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,280 on pay or you're fired. 668 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 2: Not to mention, someone says that they have a medical 669 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,440 issue and he goes, you're a fucking liar. I mean, 670 00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:21,599 holy shit, the season is It's good in like a 671 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:26,320 taxicab confession kind of way like it's a very grimy, dirty, 672 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,519 sad season, and I'm happy that they've cleaned it up 673 00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:31,519 a little bit. I'm happy that the lenses are a 674 00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:34,199 little bit more dusted off, but it's still entertaining, nonetheless, 675 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,360 jumping the iTunes rating to reviews, Jump in the comments, 676 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,559 let us know what you thought about the episode. I'm 677 00:36:38,599 --> 00:37:03,800 doing saying Goodbye Pat, Say Goodbye Stotting Mista